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Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

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Page 1: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Kirner’s life rules

Page 2: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

When Sarah comes home, always run to

greet her

Page 3: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a

joy ride

Page 4: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Allow the experience Allow the experience of fresh air and the of fresh air and the

wind in your face to be wind in your face to be pure ecstasypure ecstasy

Page 5: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

When it’s in your best interest – practice

obedience

Page 6: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Make sure you get the best bed in the house (even if it’s not your

house)

Page 7: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Let others know when they have invaded your

territory

Page 8: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Take naps and stretch before rising

Page 9: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Run, romp and play daily

Page 10: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Thrive on attention, and let children sit on

you

Page 11: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

When your are happy, dance and wag your

entire body

Page 12: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk

Page 13: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough

Page 14: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you

find it

Page 15: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Never pretend to be something you are not

Page 16: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Smile for the camera

Page 17: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

No matter how often you are scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing

and pout…run right back and make friends

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Be loyal

Page 19: Kirner’s life rules. When Sarah comes home, always run to greet her.

Be proud to pee in public

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When your owner is having a bad day (and losing her head), be silent, sit close and nuzzle her gently


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