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• The “non person” Ambush
And it’s because we care that we’ve decided to speak up.
-What the Hell? You’re no fun anymore. And you never laugh at our jokes.
-They’re not funny. -The joke…
…
…I told the other day...
-I almost spilled my drink.
-That’s how funny it was. -Not just that. Your beer
pong skills… they’re… -They’re crap!
-You’re never at happy hour.
-Where are you? -Um… I go to…
…the gym.
-Is that the new place on third street? -No, it’s the
place with repetitive lifting.
-You non-person! -I’m a real person!
-This madness has to stop!
-There’s something I need to tell you.
-We’re listening. -We’re here…
for you. -I do drink.
-But it’s a bad liquor.
-Which bad liquor?
-But it is liquor?
-Do you drink Vodka, Rum, Tequila?
-No. -Do you drink Ale, lager, Porter?
-No -Do you drink box wine?
-No…Worse. I drink Boone’s Farm.
- You Knew?
-How come you didn’t say anything?
-Cheers
-I’m still going to make fun of you.
- You Person.