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Origins are funny old things. What went through the mind of thefirst musician who made that much-sampled high-pitched‘whoop’ noise and decided it would go really well on their next
track? I just like to imagine thediscussion that ensued as theypushed their idea against thetide of “You-stepped-on-a-cat-mate” from friends and col-leagues. “No,” they would pa-tiently explain, “I think thiswould punctuate well just howstrongly I feel at an emotivelevel about this bit of the song.” And the gathered arguing masses wouldstill not be convinced but would give it a shot to humour the boss.
There are so many gloriously ridiculous things we just don’t think twiceabout these days. Giant chocolate buttons. Who are we trying to kid? So,they’re small drops of a chocolate bar that’ll fit into small hands... butmade bigger for big hands so that we feel small again. Just call it a secondchildhood, eat a Yorkie and have done with it. And then try one of thosefreaky new chocolate bars with popping candy in them because it’s justtoo much bother to eat two kinds of sweets in two separate ways. And welove a childhood callback. Or I do at least.
I’ve always found that if I don’t know a reason for a thing then I makeone up, and before long I believe it. The reason people say ‘touch wood’ isbecause the Devil will hear you tempting fate with your affirmative statements, and the only way to shoo him is to touch something from nature and he’ll go into that instead of being around you. No one told methat. I made it up. And then forgot that I made it up.
You should’ve seen the weird looks I got as I voiced this explanation asa teenager having thought my grandmother had told it to me, rather thanremembering that I’d created it out of my runaway imagination. And nowit’s an origin story for about half a dozen people who I never updated onthe story.
New schemes and ideas kick off and circulate all the time. They swim inthe ether of the world, some of them disappear and others rise to prominence and become accepted without question as a ‘whoop’ that allright-thinking music-lovers embrace. And so it should be. But every nowand again, it does a brain good to stop and reflect where it all really camefrom.
Matt Haig In Conversation with Alex Clark You’ve read The Humans. You’vetaken part in the City’s annual ‘bigread’. You’ve discussed it withfriends, with family, or onFacebook. Now’s the time to bringyour City Reads experience fullcircle by joining Matt Haig.The Old Market, 1 November 2015,£8/6, theoldmarket.com
Peter Andre – Come Swing With MeThe tour will seePeter Andrebacked by hislive band thatcan effortlesslymash-up swing
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4 Latest TVGuy Lloyd, Digital Nation &highlights6 Andrew Kay Yak Yak YakPlinth charming7 Andrew Kay Dines OutFine ethics & fine food at Silo9 Holly WouldCeleb news and fashion tips10 Brighton Christmas Gift FairBring in the merriment!11 Hot ListRestaurants, cafes & takeaways11 The BoxAndrew B watches The Apprentice13 Comic Con comes to BrightonSci-fi fans have a treat in store15 Oh Rocky!The Rocky Horror Picture Showcomes to Theatre Royal Brighton16 Wave: The Conway PracticeHypnotherapy for a simpler life16 Wave: Alexander TechniqueStanding tall and healthy17 Wave: The ColumnistsRichard Fulton & SamanthaHarman18 ShoppingWrap up warm with Bethanie Lunn19 Get On Board/CommutableWoodingdean wins/Will goesfurther20 Science/Brighton’s ArtyBig Nature/Corridor Gallery21 Entertainment newsWhat’s on for stage, film, comedy,art & music – plus the chart24 Mike Ward At Large/ReviewsMike’s tech plus what’s beenhappening around our city25 TV ListingsTV Listings for the next seven days
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If you haven’t seen my telly showyet, where the hell have youbeen? We’re up to sixteen
episodes now, which is longer (butadmittedly, not as good) thanFawlty Towers. So respect, whererespect is due please. If you haven’tseen it, it’s on Friday nights onLatest TV at 7pm and if you missthat because that ‘drink after work’turned in to a binge, then you get asecond shot the following night at7.30pm. Wondering why viewers aredropping for X Factor? Well, now youknow.
So let me give you a little taster asto what the show is all about. It’s ashow that tackles life. Heavy, eh? Letme break that down for you. Eachweek, I explore two subjects thathave some impact or affect our livesin some ways. Previous topics havecovered subjects as diverse as love,pets, public transport and publicdisplays of affection. I explore thesesubjects by giving my own viewsand sharing my experiences on saidsubject, I then go out and talk to thegeneral public and get their viewsand I play out some weird andwonderful YouTube clips relevant to
that subject. So that’s the format. It’s a half-
hour show, with an interval thatallows you to relieve yourself andstock up on refreshments. It haseverything and it caters to yourneeds.
So coming up on this week’sepisode, I’m looking at religion andhobbies. Religion’s a tricky one. I’lltry and keep it light but let’s face it,we’re going to get some variedviews on this contentious subject.
Personally, even though I’m not
religious myself, I can see whyreligion gives people a sense ofpurpose and why a faith is soimportant to so many peoplearound the world. Out of all thereligions, I probably identify withBuddhism the most, as it is basedmainly on the self and how we canimprove as human beings andsupport one another. I’ve takencertain practices from this, such asmeditation and found it very useful.
However, I can also see howreligion can become extreme andout of that, there can be great painand suffering. You only have to lookat the world’s history and what isgoing on today, to see that. So it willbe interesting to see how the showdevelops when exploring this.
Secondly, I’ll be looking athobbies. I’m fascinated by people’shobbies and pastimes. I read a storyrecently about a man who had kepta diary of his lawn-mowing exploitsfor most of his life. Yes, it wouldmost likely have been a very dullread but I love passion and I lovecommitment and so, even withoutmeeting him, I love this man. He’stotally dedicated to diarising hisgrass-cutting and I really admirethat.
If I’m honest, I’m probably quitejealous of lawnmower man. At leasthe has a hobby. I don’t. I used to
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There’s plenty to tickle yourbrain and pique yourcuriosity going on all over
the country. So Digital Nation’scollection of some of the mostintriguing, entertaining and evendownright touching from Latest TV’snational contemporaries – as well asthe odd story that you may havemissed from Brighton’s ownchannel – is a fragrant bouquet ofblooms gathered up to charm everydiscerning eye.
Brightonians may think that they
lead the way in eco-technology but ithasn’t always been so. STVGlasgow’s David Farrell steps intothe first ever electric car, knownsimply as the Scamp. Launched in1967 at the Ideal Home Exhibition inLondon, it was a great idea butwithout quite the technology wehave today to back it up. David findsout a bit more about the car’s historyand rocky road tests.
Lord Richard Attenborough takescentre stage in a clip from Latest TV,casting an eye over the SussexUniversity’s tribute to its formerchancellor who made such a majorimpact on the entertainmentindustry for much of the twentiethcentury. With access to rare personalphotographs that span the decades,leant by Lord Attenborough’s family,this glimpse is a real treat.
Local football pride is a universaltruth, from the Seagulls at home toNottingham’s devotion to Forest.
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by people’shobbies andpastimes
have loads. My first memory of ahobby was writing and illustratingcomics when I was eight. I thenmoved in to birdwatching, thenghost hunting and then I became aprivate detective, trying to solve themysteries of the village I grew up in,in eighties Nottinghamshire.
In my twenties, my main hobbyoutside of work was partying. Thiswent on for a long time. Then I got aserious job and a job I really loveand I haven’t had a serious hobbysince. Yes, I have the odd game offootball, I might go to the cinemaoccasionally, I go to see lots of livemusic but I want a proper hobby. Anerdy hobby. I hope to find oneduring Friday’s show. See you then.
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Film director Jonny Owen’s passionshines through in his new film‘Believe In Miracles’, focussing on thetime that had Brian Clough andPeter Taylor at the helm ofNottingham Forest Football Club.Reuniting the vintage players for thepremier was a gem of an idea.
There’s the majestic celebration ofthe silly, and the gentle heartbreakof the tender too. Cambridge TV gets
involved in the fun and games inaction at Homerton College,celebrating the 150th anniversary ofLewis Carroll’s ‘Alice In Wonderland’.Calling it ‘Wonderland Week’, there’sa combination of family events andseminars on the surreal children’sstaple in literature. Ever thoughtabout how Alice influenced fashion?You will now. And then the deft andheartbreaking touch of That’sLancashire, whose story about thesmallest burial gowns made fromdonated wedding dresses, helpingto ease the huge loss of a child tofamilies, just brings the world to astandstill of sadness.
And that’s not even the half of it.Bay TV Liverpool’s Charlene Smithchats with this year’s Mr Englandabout being discovered working atLidl, Belfast NVTV sees formerNorthern Ireland and ManchesterUnited goalkeeper Harry Gregg MBEtalk about Hearts and The GreatWar... it’s ready, and a real visualcornucopia ready to be discovered.Watch Digital Nation on Latest TV andlearn more about what makes Britainquintessentially British
The Brighton LightsSessions: The Lanes Tuesday 27 October, 7pmStay in touch with the one of thehottest bands to emerge from thishotbed of musical talent we live inwhen you catch The Lanes live andin session. Winners of BrightonAbsolute’s Live competition, thiselite three-piece alternative Indierock band is being noticed on thelarger stages too, havingsupported such luminaries asRoyal Blood, The Kooks, TheBluetones, Exit Calm and TheInspiral Carpets. Find out whythey’ve got such a buzz aroundand take in their unique sound,embracing influences from ‘70srock onwards. Dig it.
Movie Line, Wednesday 28October, 6.30pmFeast your eyes on the latest newsfrom the big screen, with JessicaKellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn.With the new Bond film out thisweek, as well as the second StarWars: The Force Awakens trailercausing ripples across the internet
with reports of tears andeuphoria – can it really live up tothe hype? – and various otherreleases competing for theattention... well, there’s plentygoing on. Join Jessica and Joe asthey sift through the biggest andmost interesting stories fromMovieland.
Albion Night, Thursday 29October, 7.30pmOne of the first thing that marksyou out as a Brightonian is being aSeagulls supporter, no matter howstrident or fleeting. Tuck into twohours of championship action atthe Amex tonight, with our boyshopefully pulling out all the stopsagainst either Bristol City orPreston North End. Cheer them on,wear your lucky pants, and feel theswell and the roar of the crowdfrom your own sofa.
The Newspapers, Friday 30October, 6.30pmWho needs to watch the newsevery single night when you cancatch up on the big stories in onego with Mike Mendoza? You know itmakes sense! Join Mike andspecial guests as they gather todiscuss this week’s breakoutstories in the press. Of course, ifyou have watched the news everynight this week you’ll most likelyget great joy in joining in thedebate yourself, shouting at the TV.
Bored Gamers: On TheGame: Spooky Special! ,Saturday 31 October, 9.30pmIt’s a tantalisingly terrifying nighton Latest TV this Halloween,
“Yes,that is
absolutelylive so holdonto yourhats!
kicking off with a welcome returnthe of Bored Gamers in this scarySpooky Special. Join Jim and Gregas they step into the gamingworld – that’s both video and adultboard games! With orcs, ghoulsand freaky aliens beingcommonplace in this world, whoknows what the lads will rustle upfor Halloween.
The Music of Barry Mills,Sunday 1 November, 1pmNot just a mine for pop music, rockmusic, stand up comedy and art,Brighton is home to thecontemporary classical composerBarry Mills. An oasis of the modernwith some of the most talentsmusicians around, this week theprogramme sees baritone AndrewRobinson and Joe Ward on pianoperform ‘William Blake Settings’,and pianist Rachel Fryer with ‘SeaMovements’. Perfect for a Sundaylunchtime.
Carib-Asian Cookery,Monday 2 November, 8.30pmEver wished you could have a peekinto that magical world of familyrecipes from the Caribbean andAsian dinner table? You luckypeople, here it is. Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart take us on aculinary adventure with spices andsauces and all manner of othertasty treats. Made to make yourmouth water.
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Itravel a fair deal and on mytravels I love to see citieswhere streets are not paved
with gold but adorned with publicart. Across the world it wouldseem that creativity is honouredby being given a place in andamongst our daily lives. I’m notjust talking about countriesbeyond the UK but in cities heretoo, sculptures, fountains, murals(by which I by no means includetagging) and so much more.
So why is it that in the city ofBrighton and Hove there is solittle. I have lived here 30 yearsnow and I cannot think of muchhappening across those years. Ican name the Kiss Wall, thedoughnut on the groin, that oddbut effective work on thepebbles that kids seem to thinkis a skateboard ramp and theever-changing murals inKensington Street that certainly
brighten up the environment. I alsolike the marvelous iron gates on theAvalon building in West Street thatcan so easily be missed, butbeyond that… well forgive me if Ihave missed something.
I know that we trade heavily on
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being such a hubof creativity, butwhere is thepublic evidenceof this? Well keepyour eyes peeled,not for a whileyet but prettysoon a newinitiative, calledthe Hove Plinth,will finally cometo fruition.
I was recentlyinvited to see thethree winners of
a competition to create works thatwill sit on said plinth revealed. Ittook place in the Mayor’s Parlour, acharming room with some rathergood art on the walls in the OldTown Hall. There we wereintroduced to the artists and shown
maquettes of the winning entries.Each of the winners will see their
work commissioned and placed onthe plinth for between 12 and 18months. After which a permanentsite within the city will be soughtfor them to go on permanentdisplay.
There was a buzz of excitementas each was revealed and first outwas Escape by Matthew JamesDavies. His cast clear blue resinwork is a sinuous twist of vibrantlight filled joy, a celebration ofmovement made still. It was easyto imagine how beautiful it willlook set against the changing skiesand seascapes of Hove seafront.Whilst a solid form, it breathes anenergy that could be seen as wavesor as soaring starlings in atriumphant murmuration…
Next came Flight of theLangoustine by PierreDiamantopoulo, inspired by alobster pot wrecked by a stormysea. His work, an enormous brokengrill is penetrated by athletichuman forms escaping tosomething beyond. There is a realenergy to this and from themaquette it would appear to betruly monumental in scale.
Final Constellation by JonathanWright, which looks not unlike anorary into which iconic symbols ofHove have crashed. Those symbolschosen in consultation with Hoveresidents I believe. Perhaps myleast favourite in maquette form itwill no doubt be a work of ongoingdevelopment and still has much toadmire. I really look forward toseeing all three and hope that thiswill continue beyond those threeand become an ongoing project.
Of course to do this funds willhave to be found and the moniesrequired are not small. Hove CivicSociety, the organisation behindthis initiative have already raisedpledges of £55,000 but much moreis need to enable the project toachieve its full potential. To do thisthey have created a variety ofsupport opportunities starting withone-off donations and rising toannual Founder Legacy Pledges of£50 a year and then rising throughbronze, silver and gold. There arebrochures with donation formsaround the city.Online donations can be made viawww.justgiving.com/hovecivicsocietyFor more information [email protected]
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being such ahub ofcreativity, butwhere is thepublic evidenceof this
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The politics of food grows mealby meal. Right now I amfascinated by the city’s new
Sugar Smart campaign and you willsee that my column will carry that logofor as long as it goes on. Hidden sugaris a real issue, for adults yes, but mostimportantly for kids. This joins myenthusiasm for the Fare Share charitywho redistribute food that wouldotherwise be sent to landfill. I shopwisely, have little if no food waste andalthough I do have sugar and honey, Iuse very little. Whilst making the CookIt! TV series for Latest TV I would cookwith kids and wanted them to learn toenjoy home-made dishes and healthieralternatives to some of the junk that isparaded in front of them.
A real champion of zero waste is chefDouglas McMaster at Silo. His pre-industrial ethics are admirable, apassion that he is making work – butwhat of his cooking?
Now open for one year I wasdelighted to be asked along tocelebrate the occasion, delighted andeager to see how the concept hasdeveloped. I admit to being slightlyambiguous at the start, would ethicsoutshine cooking? Well I was wrong toworry! Douglas is as triumphant as achef as he is as an advocate of hispolitics. Let me expand.
Dinner started with a couple ofplates that not only looked impressive but tasted great too. Dehydratedpotato skins with a rich eggy sauce and moss was exceptional, a fabulousbalance of earthy, crunchy and unctuous. Skin and blood was a marvelousSpanish style scroll of pork scratching with a deep blood red ketchup, againmarvelous.
We moved on to pig’s ear, corn and egg. Well I have never tasted bettercorn, tiny, sweet kernels balanced with a confit egg yolk and strands of crisppig’s ear that had all the flavour of bacon rinds back in the day when baconrinds would crisp up like pork crackling. A crackling good dish.
I sat at the counter, a great choice as Douglas passed over the herbivorechoices for me to try too and I loved the jerusalem artichokes dusted withgrated liquorice root and a green apple puree – wow!
Next up for the omnivores a perfect piece of halibut served with salsify inroasted and pureed form. Wonderful fish, really wonderful and great salsify.Beneath an earthy and slightly sweetened broth and pickled wild
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here andDouglas wascelebratingthat withslices ofperfect meat
mushrooms. Lovely as the mushrooms were they were a touch too lively forthe rest of the dish in my opinion, but as ever that is only my opinion.
The herbivore option was ricotta and blue cheese dumplings with fennelsalad. Oh my, what a delightful dish – and a generous one too! (At this point Iwould like to point out that I was sharing the extra dishes with Tom, whowas sat to my left, a passionate cook and food blogger).
Next for the omnivores came venison. Game season is here and Douglaswas celebrating that with slices of perfect meat dressed with pine oil andpickled brambles. Foraging here at its very best, wonderful sweet bramblesand a deep green oil that had just the right amount of pine flavour to befascinating rather than astringent.
As you will see there was a lot of food and we did pass on the herbivoredish of cauliflower with red onion and mustard. It looked stunning but was,we thought, a dish too far for us – and there was dessert to come!
I was served the sweetcorn, rye and lemon and loved it. The rye grainshad been boiled, then dehydrated then fried and they were simply delicious.The corn once again sweet and perfectly appropriate as a pudding and thelemon came as a course granita. Tom had the sea buckthorn dessert withcelery and rose and I admit that neither of us liked it – but one miss out of alist of so many hits can be easily forgiven. Throughout the dishes werematched with fascinating wines and breads and we finished with shots ofcold brew coffee and chocolate and molasses truffles. I went home veryhappy and look forward to going back which is now far easier as they canfinally open the restaurant to 11pm on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.39 Upper Gardner Street, North Laine, Brighton, BN1 4AN01273 674259 www.silobrighton.com
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The catwalk season hasofficially ended andBrighton Fashion Week
finishes it on a high. I attended theZeitgeist catwalk show and showreelcompetition on October 16 and I wasamazed at just how brilliant it was.
I’m totally in my element whenfashion month begins and theInternet is flooded with pictures of
models showcasing new trends fromaround the world. Having recentlyattended London Fashion Week Iknew that Brighton had a lot to liveup to but clearly they weren’tworried.
All Saints Church in Hove wascompletely unrecognisable inside; ithad been transformed into a runwaycomplete with a bar and hundreds ofpeople passionate about fashion. Ispoke to makeup artists, designersand students and their love offashion was the one thing that theyall had in common which made foran incredible atmosphere.
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All of the designers adhered to a
pledge of sustainability, whichincluded using recycled goods orwaste in their designs. Eachcollection was very different; Ipersonally liked the wintry blue/greycolours that both Isaac Raymondand Fanny Holst used in theircollections.
Tracey Dockree’s collection wasinteresting and quite unusual; itfeatured many of the models withbig padded hoods that made themlook like they had square heads.
The show concluded with thecollection by Hellavagirl, which wasa creative (and bizarre) mix of
“One modelhanded the
audiencesections ofyarn acrossthe runway
elaborate costumes.After this the Showreel Design
Competition began, the theme was‘Beauty from Waste’ and there was apromise of £1,000 for thewinner. Recycled plastic, magazines,cigarette packets and even chickenskin were materials used in thedesigns. Not only did the modelsshowcase the fashion and art they
were wearing but they performed.Anne Sophie Cochevelou’s
collection had one model handingthe audience sections of yarn acrossthe runway so that the next modelhad to cut through it.
The winner of the prize, as judgedby Jess Eaton, Cat Fletcher, DamianSantamaria and Laura Santamaria,was Afton Ayache. The design wasinspired by a story of selflessness andappreciation for what we have, wastewas used to create the African prints.
The whole show was eccentric,and unusual just like the city ofBrighton, so I loved it.
Adele, who has a home inBrighton, teased herfans with a snippet from
her new album during the X Factoradvert break on 18th October. Hereagerly awaited album is notthought to be out until next month.Twitter went crazy after the 30-second clip of her distinctive voiceaired. One fan tweeted: “I need thewhole album, Adele. I need thewhole album.”
Spotted:Lottie Moss, model and sister ofKate Moss was spotted sitting inthe front row of the Zeitgeistshowcase, sat next to her mother,Inger Moss, and the event directorLizzy Bishop. Lottie told me thatshe was attending because Ingerhad a few of her models walking inthe show and she was there tosupport them.
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Celebrate theChristmas season atthe Brighton
Christmas Gift Fair Spectacularon Saturday 7th November2015. The doors open at 10amwhere you can shop for 1000sof exciting presents indoors oroutdoors with over 120 giftstands. From Christmashampers & decoration,wreaths, handcraftedjewellery, fine textiles and softfurnishing, crafts, paintings,Christmas cards, festive food &drink, fashion, beauty,delicious chocolate gifts,gardening products,traditional toys and muchmore!
There will also be ‘try beforeyou buy’ Hurstwood premiumCider juice, the only craft cider
made in Sussex using Kentand Sussex apples. Live onstage all day your Christmassongs covered with BrassFusion and Wine & Rosesplaying plus singing groupVocademy.
Walkabout character Alfie theElf (Santa’s favourite) is backfor a second year! Getting youall into the Christmas spirit andentertaining you with his bell-ringing jiggles.
Kids will be delighted to seeRainbowBand offering sandplay craft sessions in PremierHall. Santa and his elves willbe waiting with presents athis grotto in Grandstand Hall.Plus face painting fun, minikids outdoor playcentre andtrampoline rides.
Don’t forget that there areonly 100 free Kiddie goodiebags to giveaway to visitorswho pre–register to
complete a fantastic day out for all the family.Tickets are available on the door and online atwww.brightonchristmasfair.co.uk admission is £3.00 for adults, children gofree. Santa Grotto session £5.50 includes free gift. FREE Parking.
XMAS FAIRBring in the Christmas cheer with gifts andmerriment at Brighton Christmas Gift Fair
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BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN
Bardsley’sProbably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch anddinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters andseasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed.Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk
INDIAN
The Chilli PickleThe Chilli Pickle is a local favouritewith national recognition whichcombines traditional Indian methodswith local produce and an individualstyle. Their ample Thalis spice up amidday meeting or a catch-up withfriends, whilst the evening menuoffers inventive street food, decadentTandoori dishes and tasty regionalcurries, served in a vibrant andbustling setting. The Chilli Picklefeatured in the National RestaurantAwards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015.The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com
The Chilli Pickle CanteenThe definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspireddesign, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in homedining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, withregional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384
Chaula’s LewesChaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals aremade fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a widevariety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
Chaula’s BrightonA second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superbregional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the ideaof Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking isexecuted with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthierapproach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99.Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
THAI
Street ThaiDishes served here are simple,healthy and delicious using thefinest and freshest ingredients. Thaipeople love their street food andStreet Thai is the most authenticway of eating and experiencing Thaifood. Set menu is available everyday except Saturday with twocourses at £9.75 and three coursesat £11.75.Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square,Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444
Cafe ChilliCafe Chilli breaks the mould of the traditional Thai restaurant. You'll still find the classic dishes,but also fusion food which is increasingly popular in modern Thailand. From a classic greencurry to chilli pesto spaghetti and ever-changing specials, you'll be spoilt for choice! With avaried wine list, homemade soft drinks and delicious desserts, there's something for everyone. Visit our website at: www.cafe-chilli.co.uk to find more info and menus. Tel: 01273 710390. 8Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL.'
ITALIAN
DonatelloFlagship venue of this local family-run businessserving excellent Italian food in stylishsurroundings. Brilliant value meal deals onblackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 –as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in seasonfrom soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly andfabulous value.Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk
Well The Apprentice is back, and this year kicks off with thoseinfamous shots of people in suits marching through KingsCross St Pancras (even though they live in Peckham)
peppered with soundbites from the new batch of contestants.It’s the same old chat – such as “I want the cars, the women and the
power” (because Lord S is famous for all those women); or “I’m a Swissarmy knife of business” (so five parts useful, fifteen parts only useful ifcaught in an avalanche?); or “I’m disgustingly ambitious” (or are yousimply disgusting?); then there’s the woman who “wakes up with achemical surge of power in the morning to become a globalphenomenon” (despite only actually saying one sentence during the restof the episode); there are two wannabe Anglo-Italians, one of whomstates that he’s “going to be richer than Lord Sugar, and he needs torealise that” (which is always the way to encourage someone to give youhis money).
Finally there’s Sue Pollard in a pink tartan wool suit. So that’s that bitout of the way. Except from one other who claims that he’ll wait until theboardroom and then pounce (he’s the one that gets fired).
Nick’s off in Leeds doing Countdown now, so they unveil that horridClaude bloke as the new aide, who is usually to be seen ripping apart thebusiness plans in the penultimate episode of the season. The candidatesare all a little bit sick in their mouths at this news. Karren is now Baroness.
The task has them designing fish dishes to sell on street corners. Teamnames are decided: Versatile and something like Connectus or Connect4or something. Selena the pole dancer is allocated as PM because she isintolerant to a load of food. April from Jamaica is PM on the other teambecause she is taller and prettier than the average person.
Off they’re all sent to Billingsgate at 2am to purchase some cheaprancid squid andunsalted codsubstitute. Then it’s tothe kitchen to makethe dishes semi-edible. Versatile do abit of a bish, bash,bosh job and are offselling lunch atlunchtime. April onthe other hand spends a load of time telling people off so they miss thelunch rush and try to make up for it by charging people 900 pence for asoggy tuna salad.
When in the boardroom, the guy who is allegedly going to be richer oneday than Lord Sugar starts rambling about how he was reallydisappointed with everyone else, but then it comes out that he tried tosell fish to a vegan.
But it’s the opposing team that lose, making only about a pound’sworth of profit. April brings back in Dan and Brett who tries to defendhimself by uttering the following sentence:
“Lord Sugar I can honestly tell you that I generally categorically did notstipulate with any other specification than that recipe and the way it wasput together.”
10 points if you can work that sentence out.Dan asks that he be saved from termination because he is “good at
addition and mathematics” and that during the task he “sliced the olivesand tomatoes and was doing the pans”. He’s fired, of course!Andrew Bullock is a producer, presenter and writer. You can read more atwww.drewjbullock.wordpress.com
HOT LIST ANDREWBULLOCKTHE BOX
“Dan asks thathe can be
saved fromterminationbecause he is“good at addition”
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Meet the stars of TV & Film atFilm & Comic Con Brighton!On Saturday 7th – Sunday
8th November 2015 Showmasters will behosting its first event in Brighton, at theHilton Brighton Metropole. With over 40celebrity guests signing autographs andpartaking in photo sessions and otheractivities across the weekend, this eventshould definitely not be missed – so makesure you add it to your calendar!A huge variety of guests will be joiningus across the weekend to meet the fans,including Star Trek Deep Space Ninecast members Rene Auberjonois andNana Visitor, movie and theatre legendJohn Hurt, Doctor Who’s Mr Pink SamuelAnderson, Star Trek’s Borg queen AliceKrige, and many more stars of TV & Film,all signing autographs and some takingpart in photo sessions and free talks. Star Wars fans are in for a treat, with fanfavourite Kenny Baker aka R2D2, AlanHarris who portrayed Bossk and Merril in TheEmpire Strikes Back, male Rodian bounty hunterGreedo aka Paul Blake, Luke Skywalker stuntdouble Colin Skeaping, and many more!Wrestlers Shane Douglas, Terri Runnels, Tammy‘Sunny’ Sytch and Lady Blossom will also be atthe event, along with wrestling journalist andphotographer Bill Apter.
Comics play an important role at our Film& Comic Con events, so we haven’tdisappointed with our guests on this front,which include Transformers artistsStephen Baskerville and Lee Sullivan, JoeBenitez; writer and artist best known forLady Mechanika, Game of Thronesstoryboard artist Will Simpson, Star Warswriter John Wagner and many more!Other attractions include a huge exhibitorsarea with specialist companies fromaround Europe selling a wide range ofmerchandise and memorabilia from thegreatest classic films ever made, toys,autographs, movies, comics and enoughmemorabilia to completely fill any teenageboy’s bedroom or trendy adult’s den. Infact everything to keep the big kid in all of
us happy! Once again there will be theopportunity to have a professionalphotograph taken with some of thecelebrities, giving you the chance tohave an extra special keepsake to takehome and make your friends jealous!Tickets for all of the photo sessions willbe available to buy online or at the Film& Comic Con Brighton sales desk at theevent.Film & Comic Con Brighton is not just anexcellent weekend out… it’s anessential one!Media guests confirmed so far include:John Hurt – Doctor Who, Alien, V forVendetta, Harry Potter, Hellboy,SpaceballsCarl Weathers – Predator, Rocky, HappyGilmoreSamuel Anderson – Doctor WhoKenny Baker – Star Wars, Time Bandits,Labyrinth, Flash GordonGeorge A. Romero – Legendary Horror
DirectorRene Auberjonois, Nana Visitor & Alice Krige –Star TrekJames Marsters – Buffy, Angel, Torchwood,Warehouse 13, Smallville, Supernatural,AndromedaColin Baker, Sophie Aldred, Peter Purves,John Leeson – Classic Doctor Who
Simon Callow – Doctor Who, The Phantomof the Opera, StreetfighterChristina Masterson, Ciara Hanna &John Mark Loudermilk – Power RangersHannah Waddingham, Luke Barnes,Richard Brake, Brenock O’Connor, KerryIngram – Game of ThronesMaya Stojan – Agents of Shield, CastleLeah Cairns – Battlestar Galactica,Interstellar, Supernatural, SanctuaryKenny Baker, Alan Harris, JohnCumming, Paul Weston, Colin Skeaping,Pam Rose, David Church, Joe Gibson,Mercedes Burleigh, Brian Harris, PaulBlake, Tex Fuller, John Maloney, TonySmart, Vic Gallucci, Caroline Blakiston,Alan Ruscoe – Star Wars And many more. For more details please visit our website –www.filmandcomicconbrighton.com
“There’s enoughmemorabilia to
completely fill anyteenage boy’sbedroom or trendyadult’s den
SCI-HIGH!Meet the stars of TV & film at Film & Comic Con Brighton
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Richard O’Brien’s Rocky Horror Show (opening Thursday 17December) tells the story of Brad and his fiancée Janet, twosqueaky clean college kids who meet Dr Frank’n’Furter by
chance when their car breaks down outside his house whilst on their wayto visit their former college professor. It is an adventure they’ll never forget,with frothy fun, frivolity, frolics, and, of course, those famous frocks.
This thrilling show bursts at the seams with timeless classics includingSweet Transvestite, Science Fiction/Double Feature, Damn It Janet and ofcourse, the pelvic thrusting Time Warp.
X Factor finalist Diana Vickers will starin the role of Janet. S Club 7 star, PaulCattermole, will play the role of Eddieand Dr. Scott. Emmerdale actor BenFreeman plays Brad Majors.
Diana Vickers first came to publicattention in 2008 when she was a finaliston The X Factor. Diana starred in theWest End production of The Rise and Fallof Little Voice, for which she receivedWhatsonstage.com Theatregoers’ Choice‘London Newcomer of the Year’ Award.
Paul Cattermole has just completedthe sold out S Club 7 Bring It All Back2015 UK Tour with the other members ofS Club 7 after they recently reformed.The group had four number one singles and a number one album, as well
as a series of TV shows including Viva S Club. Ben Freeman is best known for playing the role of Scott Windsor in
Emmerdale, but he also starred on stage in the West End productions ofLegally Blonde, Dreamcoats and Petticoats and Wicked.
Rocky Horror Show is one long party, the boldest bash of them all, sosharpen those stilettos and get ready for the biggest bash in town!
Don’t dream it, be there – Christmas 2015!Thu 17 Dec – Sat 2 Jan www.atgtickets.com/brighton*0844 871 7650* *(bkg fees apply)
DAMN IT JANETThe world’s favourite rock’n’roll musical is back atTheatre Royal Brighton by popular demand
this week>Tues 27ContinentalFor the better part of the last twoyears venues from concert halls tobasement bars have resonated withthe sound of Granite City Rock & Roll.Details tbc
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BANISH FEARSTHE EASY WAYSamantha Harman discovers more about hypnotherapyand The Conway Practice
Jonathan Conway hasbeen a successfulpractising accredited
hypnotherapist for the last 20years, his motivation to workwithin the field stemmed from hisown past experiences.
He explained: “When I was astudent I was suffering from stressand had overcome dyslexia justbefore my exams. I found hypnotherapy to be a very helpful and practicalapproach in overcoming my personal problems.”
A combination of hypnotherapy, NLP and coaching is deployed as a lessexpensive and time-consuming alternative to traditional psychotherapy.
The hundreds of clients that Jonathan has helped over the years meansthat he is well-rehearsed in dealing with complicated and unusualphobias. Without breaking any client confidentiality he revealed: “Themost unusual phobias I have dealt with include a fear of eatingvegetables, being without mobile phone coverage and a fear of certainnumbers.”
Generally he deals with more straightforward issues such as childhoodtrauma and a fear of public speaking, and particularly enjoys helpingpeople develop their confidence and self-esteem.
“I enjoy the fact that every client is different and needs to be treated asan individual, no two clients are the same and I learn something valuablefor each person that I am fortunate to help.” Jonathan Conway – Accredited Hypnotherapist NLP Master Practitioner andCoach, 01273 540425/07956 855027, www.theconwaypractice.co.uk
BRIGHTONSCHOOL FORALEXANDER...Louise Michel talks to Suzie Sanderson
Suzie and her husband, Chris, are internationally renownedteachers of Alexander, and have taught 40,000 sessions. Theyoffer practitioner training at their beautiful Georgian home in
Kemp Town, and run one of the most successful private practices in thecountry. Suzie says “Anybody of any age can learn Alexander.”
Why become a practitioner? Sarah Eddy, STOMP cast member affirms;“This course is brilliant.” Angela East, cellist, says; “For anyone who isconsidering training, I would say: ‘Do not hesitate’.”
People who come in with physical complaints are often surprised bythe lift in spirits. Julia Bishop, an international violinist says; “It seemsthat getting rid of aches and pains is only the beginning, it’s thepsychological stuff which amazes me. A total liberation.” The BrightonSchool offers MSTAT qualification, running during school terms. Suzie tellsme that most of their students are now in private practise, explaining howprofessionals from a variety of backgrounds have been inspired to retrain.
“One of the advantages of being a practitioner is you only need a table,you can teach anywhere in the world, and have an income post-retirement!” she beams. “It’s all about liberating people in mind, bodyand spirit.”
The school offers solutions to a wide range of aches and pains and hasprivate practices in Brighton, Reigate and Crawley. Special offer: 40% off your first session. www.alexandertechnique.org.uk 01273 605226 / 07738 821056
7 COLLEGE PLACE BRIGHTON SUSSEX UK BN2 1HNSTAT APPROVED SCHOOL : HEADS OF TRAINING
SUZIE SANDERSON BA PGCE MSTAT : CHRIS ELEMENT MSTAT
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Acid (the Latin for sour substance) is one of the class of substancesthat are neutralised by alkaline. Alkaline is found a lot in nature .In ancient times the Chinese and Greeks used to refer to the veins
in the human body as rivers of blood or rivers of life. As you may know if youget an alkaline river it is full of life: fish, bugs, plants etc; whereas an acidicriver is dead i.e. full of death, decay and disease.
In 1931, a man called DrOtto Walburg discovered thecause of cancer. He wasawarded the Nobel Prize forhis work. He was of theunderstanding that if youwanted to do somethingabout cancer you needed toknow the cause and his work becameknown as the Walberg effect. Basically,cancer cells live off sugar (glucose) andalso thrive in an acidic environment, DrWalberg was quoted as saying that nodisease including cancer can exist in analkaline environment. Therefore in myopinion, going by Dr Walberg’s findings,it makes sense to put as much alkalinefood and drink into your body asopposed to acidic foods which in turnfeed cancer growth.
The human blood pH level should beslightly alkaline (7.35-7.45), below orabove this range means symptoms anddisease, so it is important toeat a balanced diet. Yourbody’s pH affects everything,therefore balancing the pH is amajor step forward inwellbeing and greater health.PH is a whole new world and Iwill write about this someother time – bloody interesting(sorry about the pun).
Human beings seem to lovean acidic diet i.e. the typical American diet: animal protein, meat, butter,alcohol, coffee, soft drinks, drugs, tobacco and stress. If it is in a packet it isprobably acidic. All foods, like fruit and vegetables and some spices arealkalising. One of the best things you can put in your mouth is watermelon,even lemons change from an acid to an alkaline when they enter the humanbody. A guide listing alkaline and acidic foods can be found on the followingwebsite: www.rense.com/1.mpicons/acidalka.htm
I personally think alkaline wins all the time in the battle for a healthy body,as my Nan used to say ‘all in moderation’, and she was so right. I hope youhave enjoyed this read. I have read about all the information I havementioned on the internet, but if you have any worries about your healthyou should always see your Doctor.
WAVERICHARD FULTON The importance of a healthy acid and
alkaline balance
“Balancingthe pH level
is a major stepforward inwellbeing
The witchinghour is almostnigh and in
order to mark theoccasion Lush freshhandmade cosmeticshave conjured up aspooky array of freakyfun bathroom products.
In my opinion Lushshould be commendedfor their nod toHalloween, as manybusinesses seem to havebypassed the pumpkinseason altogether andinstead have chosen todive headlong intoChristmas.
I was invited to takesaid products for a testrun and was mostexcited to receive aspooky Halloween package containingNight wing shower jelly, a sparklypumpkin bubble bar and Lord ofMisrule shower scream and bath bomb.
Overjoyed at the prospect ofspending the entire weekend indulgingin decadent baths and sweet smellingshowers, first on the agenda was theNight wing shower jelly. The product is bat-shaped and jet-black, its wobbly consistencyreleases a zingy lime scent and purple lather when rubbed onto the skin.Apparently it is also packed with aloe gel and carob syrup, overall a lot offun to use and would be afirm favourite with youngand old trick or treatersalike.
Shower number twofeatured the Lord of Misruleshower scream. Lush’ssenior press officer,Elizabeth Bowles, informedme that the name isinspired by the ruler of thepagan feast of fools. Feelingmad, bad and dangerous toknow in such insalubrious company, I stepped into the shower with highexpectations. I was not disappointed. The product contains a blend ofblack pepper, patchouli and fair trade vanilla, and it smells divine. Whatimpressed me the most was the long-lasting fragrance it left behind onmy skin, even hours after showering.
The accompanying Lord of Misrule bath bomb was undoubtedly thestar of the show. After dropping it into the water I watched the greenglobe effervesce slowly before it gave way to a deep red interior, theoverall effect gave my bath a witch’s cauldron makeover, notably when itpopped and fizzed. Again, loads of fun and I couldn’t wait to get in.
My fourth and final Lush bathroom experience was with the sparklypumpkin bubble bar, fragranced with a fruity blend of juniper berry,grapefruit and lime. This one was the most pleasing to the eye beingpumpkin shaped, burnt orange and covered in a ton of gold glitter –what’s not to love? It’s also great value for money as you don’t use thewhole thing at once. I crumbled half of it into the bath and watched mytub quickly become a convivial haven of bubbles.
Not only do I smell infinitely sweeter than usual, but so does my home.I would highly recommend all of these products as they will certainlyprovide an extra dimension of fun this Halloween.
WAVESAMANTHA HARMANEnjoying Lush’s range of Halloween
themed bathroom products
“I watched thegreen globe
effervesce slowlybefore it gave wayto a deep redinterior
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We’ve had someunexpected beautifulsunshine lately but
there is still no doubting that we’rein autumn and the days are gettingcolder. All’s not lost though, withthe wind and the rain comes cosy‘throw-ons’ for us to wear. That’sanything you can throw on and go,that updates your outfit whilekeeping away the chill. Here’s myround up of favourites.
Gilets are popular every autumnbut this year, they’re back with avengeance. Short or long-line, make itpatterned or colourful and you’ll lookinstantly in vogue. Wear with jeansand a long sleeved tee or a dress withlong winter boots for a ‘70s feel.Monsoon, Topshop and Debenhamsare leading the pack with gilets.
Ponchos remind me of mychildhood but they’re now also coolfor adults. Choose a plush wool orcashmere blend for the ultimate inluxe appeal and throw over anyoutfit for instant cosiness.Accessorize and Warehouse hasmastered this trend.
Cardigans are great any time ofyear but for autumn/winter – they’rethick, luxurious and part of anystylish outfit. This season is brimmingwith tribal prints, geometric shapesand winter-warming Fair Isle.Monsoon, Apricot and Pull & Bear willspoil you for choice.
Wraps are ideal to throw over your shoulders day or night. They lookcute over a dress on a night out and equally so, worn with this season’spatterned silk trousers and a peasant blouse. Choose one with a faux furcollar for a touch of glamour. BHS has got it spot on at the moment.
Cover-ups include blazers, lighter jackets and capes. They’re smart-casualin mood making them easy to wear and versatile. Ideal for transitionalweather, they provide an extra layer if you need it. Monsoon, Zara,Debenhams and River Island have some amazing choices in right now.
Shop the Styles:1 Edition Preen Gilet at Debenhams, £692 Accessorize Knitted Tassel Poncho, £353 Monsoon Florencia Fairisle Cardigan, £994 BHS Grey Boucle Stripe Faux Fur Collar Wrap, £355 Monsoon Cover Up, £79Bethanie Lunn is Churchill Square’s Style Ambassador – blogging regularlyat www.churchillsquare.com, hosting events and now offering PersonalShopping services. Check out the website to view all the budget-friendlypackages, starting at just £20.
SHOPPINGBETHANIE LUNNChurchill Square’s Style Ambassadorsuggests some Autumn Warmers
“Giletsare
popular everyautumn butthis year,they’re backwith avengeance
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It’s around two and a halfhours in to a four hourtrek off-road through the
Ethiopian highlands that Icome to the decision that I’mnever going to complainabout my commute again.
I’m accompanying ajournalist on a press trip (a semi-regular aspect of my job), on a route thattakes us from Bahir Dar, a palm-fringed resort town on the shores of LakeTana, to the ramshackle township of Mertule Mariam in the distant north.The Chinese, our guide tells us, have grand plans to build a highway betweenthese two places (just another example of China’s gold rush into East Africa),but our party has arrived eight months too early and must do the whole tripon the old road, which is little more than a dirt track dotted with rocks andcratered with pot-holes.
To say it’s uncomfortable going is an understatement. Even in our air-conditioned land-cruiser, and with our experienced local driver, the carbucks and plummets like a stallion that’s caught sight of a gelding iron. Insome places, the Chinese have already shipped in their heavy machinery,although their only achievement so far has been to churn the track into amuddy soup, which of course the local jalopies get stuck in, blocking theroad.
Compounding our misery is the seatbelt situation, the situation being thatI don’t have one. Earlier, on discovering that the car was only equipped withone working seatbelt, I did the professional thing and offered it to thejournalist. I am now seriously regretting that decision, as every time we hitone of the larger potholes my head bangs into the car roof (later, when wefinally return to Bahir Dar, it will take a day and a half before my visionreturns to normal).
Despite all this, as I stare queasily through the window at the highlandfarmers driving their goats and oxen to pasture, I somehow find myselfcounting my blessings. These may not be the same Ethiopians that firstJonathan Dimbleby and then Live Aid dragged to the west’s attention – thefields are a healthy green these days, enough for most farmers to scratch aliving at least – but economic recovery has been a long march. In one village,I see a man crouched by the road, drinking muddy water from tyre tracks. Inanother, the wooden shacks have been flattened like the aftermath of ahurricane, yet people are clearly still living in them. My guide assures methese are normal sights in the highlands, but it’s impossible for a westernernot to be challenged by them.
So no more complaining from now on, I tell myself. However bumpy thisride, however many times I bang my head against the ceiling, I might as wellbe in a Lear Jet compared to the millions worldwide whose daily commute isdone in threadbare sandals over stony ground, and with no guarantee ofincome at the end of it. The 06.57 to Bedford never looked so good.
COMMUTABLEWILL HARRIS Will decides to scale down his commuter
ire after an eye-opening trip to Ethiopia
“The carbucks and
plummets like astallion
Brighton &Hove Busesattended
Woodingdean'sCommunity Conferenceon Saturday 10 Octoberto report on serviceimprovements to route 2and 22 further to apublic consultationcarried out in March.
The publicconsultation aimed tolisten to theWoodingdeancommunity about theirexperience with busservices in the area. Thebus company reported avery high response ratewhich informed Brighton& Hove Buses that themajority of residents didnot want any changesimplemented to therouting of service 2 and22 but for servicereliability to besignificantly improved.
To address this, as wellas operational actions toimprove servicereliability, the bus companymade an investment of£600,000 per annum to providean additional bus to service 2,giving more running time andmaintaining the existing 20peak time frequency morereliably, and an additional twobuses to service 22, improvingfrequency to every 15 minutes.
Andrew Boag, Chair ofBrighton Area Buswatch whichrepresents local bus users said:"We worked with Brighton &Hove Buses on suggested improvements and are pleased that there isnow a significant improvement to both the 2 and 22 services. The morefrequent service on the 22 coupled with improved reliability should makeit much more attractive to bus users in Woodingdean. The bus companyhas honoured the commitment made to local residents earlier in the yearwhen the service was poor and generating a lot of complaints. This is anexcellent outcome".
In regard to the operational actions made, bus company BusinessDevelopment Manager Patrick Warner said: "We paid particular attentionto how our controllers respond when our buses experience multipleinstances of severe congestion and roadworks throughout the city and asa result it is extremely rare now that a bus will ever be turned short or failto complete its journey into Woodingdean. At the conference theresidents recognised clear improvements in our services and thanked usfor listening to their views in February and throughout the consultation".
Former Woodingdean Councillor, Geoff Wells met with Brighton & HoveManaging Director Martin Harris earlier in the year to raise concerns aboutservice reliability prior to his retirement from the council. He said at theCommunity Conference on Saturday: "I would like to thank managersfrom Brighton & Hove Buses for taking our concerns seriously and saythat as a regular bus user, I have noticed the big improvement inreliability of our buses".
GET ON BOARDBRIGHTON & HOVE BUSESSignificant bus service improvements for
Woodingdean residents
“Improvedreliability
should make the22 moreattractive to bususers inWoodingdean
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We held a meeting recently between Mile Oak PrimarySchool and STEMSussex regarding what activities we aregoing to hold on the Primary Science
and Technology bus. It was decided that wewould run with a nature theme programmeof events to begin with. It was thereforequite apt that I had just received a flyerto attend the Big Nature Event at theBrighton centre.
Big Nature is a not-for-profit companywith the goal to inspire a renaissance in therelationship between ourselves and localwildlife. To do this Big Nature aims to take threemajor steps:
1 Undertake a program of habitatrestoration within the Brighton & LewesDowns Biosphere, creating new habitatswherever the opportunity arises.
2 Promote Biodiversity Education withinthe Biosphere both on our own and withpartner organisations.
3 Build the Big Nature Centre in the heart of the Biosphere.
The communities of Brighton & Hove and Lewes have gained thedesignation as a UNESCO Biosphere Reserve. This aims to integrate thenatural environment with these conurbations, breaking down the artificialdivide between urban and rural areas, urban and rural living, enrichingthe lives of the people in the process.
The Big Nature Centre is an integral part of this objective,demonstrating how the goals of the Biosphere Reserve can turn intopositive action, providing a central focus, as well as a visitor’s centre forthe reserve. The visitor’s centre will be built on the 28 hectare SurrendenCampus, shared with seven other educational institutions including asixth form college, two secondary schools, an infant and junior school, acrèche and a special needs college.
It then occurred to me that nature does not abide by school catchmentareas and this is one area in education where every primary school andsecondary school in Brighton and Hove should collaborate together,sharing best practice. Ignoring inter-school competition, uniting under thebanner of ‘nature’, we could link the activities together, benefitting farmore individuals in Brighton and Hove rather than the select few.
I have said before how I abhor the unhealthy competition that has beenracked up between schools due to league tables. Brighton and Hoveschools need to share best practice and work together to raise thestandards within all schools and for all the children who live here.
The techy community have for years been using a form of open learningwhere they share best practice and help to solve each other’s problems. Itis known in the field as copyleft, rather than copyright. Schools withinBrighton and Hove should be leading the way in reform and implementingthis practice for the benefit of all the children. Portslade Aldridge Community Academy (PACA) is a college offering sixthform, 11-16 years, youth centre, adult learning, community education,sports centre and pre-school. Find out more at www.paca.uk.com
SCIENCEUNLOCKING POTENTIALDr Caroline Oprandi keeping you up to
date with science & technology at PACA
“Naturedoes
not abideby schoolcatchmentareas
After a two-yearstruggle, lastmonth saw the
opening of an exciting newco-operatively run artspace –Corridor Gallery – in YorkPlace. Like so many Brightonenterprises (Arty included),the idea was formed late oneevening in a local pub, wheretipsy chatter lead to thedream of creating a legal,sustainable shareddestination to display andsell a wide range of work –from handmade craft tocontemporary (or fine)installation art.
Now the red corridorpromises to lead you tomonthly exhibitionsshowcasing the wealth oflocal creative talent comingfrom a wide range ofdisciplines and backgrounds –and we can’t wait to seewhat’s in store. There’s a giftshop full of works by localartisans. And for local artists,the space provides faircommission rates and awonderful location to exhibit.There are no restrictions onthe types or style of art theCorridor team is hoping toshow. So the gallery willtransform throughout theyear, providing plentiful newworks to wonder at.
At Krog towers, weempathise completely withthe stress and energyinvolved in getting such ascheme off the ground.(Don’t mention our briefdalliance with a pop-upgallery to the Dane. It stillbrings him out in a coldsweat. Not to mention the hiton our bank balance!) Sogood for you guys – we hopeit’s a passageway to supersuccess.
Don’t miss: ‘BloomingMarvellous’, a celebration ofnature in clay by FranDoherty, whose dramaticceramics are inspired by theflowers and plants she seesaround her. Fran plays withtexture, colour and scale tocreate sensational, almostarchitectural results. See foryourself at 35 North Fine ArtGallery, North Road. Until 14November.www.artymagazines.comTwitter @brightonsarty
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Agreat collection of musicians called the Riot Ensemble are intown this week, who I've been lucky enough to see twice beforeat concerts in the last few years. They aim to connect people to
contemporary music and are led by a core group of seven musicians,programming and producing concerts themselves and featuring musicthey want to play. Such passion and commitment shone through in theirprevious shows, with informative introductions and well-rehearsedplaying creating a fantastic all-round evening and a good atmosphere.
So far in my column I've looked at immediately melodic pieces thatwould appeal to music fans of all types, but this concert might appealmore to those with avant-garde or indie or alternative rock leanings. If youlike anything like Ben Frost, Nils Frahm, Steve Reich, Philip Glass, then thiscould be your kind of thing.
The Riot Ensemble will be playing modern classical, which can frightensome people but don’t let that put you off! There are melodies andsatisfying musical resolutions to be found, you just might have more of ajourney to find them, kind of like switching from Radiohead's The Bendsto Amnesiac perhaps.
Which isn't to say thatmodern classical music isn’tenjoyable, in my first reviewfrom over two years ago Iwrote that there werebeautiful gems such as anenthralling piano piece byNicholas Omiccioli. When Isaw them in 2014 theycombined local compositionswith international pieces, including Gustavo Penha's 'Estudo SobreGravitacao' which “evoked a horror movie soundtrack descent that wasunsettling in an enjoyable way”.
The programme is generous and good value for money, and includesJonathan Harvey's chamber masterwork 'Death of Light, Light of Death'.Harvey wrote that the “unflinching sense of catastrophe that hangs overthis picture has given it a special appeal to the sensibilities of our owntime.” The concert is centred around that haunting piece and alsoincludes Helen Grime's 'Oboe Quartet' and David Lang's 'Lend/Lease'piece for piccolo and woodblocks.
I’ve never seen live woodblock playing myself so I’m looking forward tothat, and atypical instrumentation is one of the joys of modern classicalmusic. There will also be music from Peter Copley, Phil Baker, PatrickHarrex and Jonathan Clark, all of whom are New Music Brightoncomposers who live and/or work in Brighton.
It's on an early night on Halloween so it could work as a fun, suitablyspooky outing before a night out. If you want to try something differentand striking this Saturday then give the Riot Ensemble a whirl. St. Nicholas Church, Brighton, Saturday 31 October, 5pm, Tickets £10 on thedoor (£5 concessions)
ENTERTAINMENTJOE FULLER The Riot Ensemble present local
modern classical music on Halloween
“This concert mightappeal to those with
avant-garde or indieleanings
As it is almost Halloween I am sure you are expecting here toread about some classic movie villains, about a great horrorfilm coming out this week or perhaps learn of the greatest and
most diabolical schemes to ever grace the silver screen… But isn’t that alljust a little too old hat?Haven’t we been there,done that?
Hollywood films areoften accused of beingformulaic and nowhere isthis more true than intheir slavish devotion tothe antagonist. Evenmodern ‘dark’ filmsfeaturing antiheros, orchildren’s films with a fullyredeemable baddy whogets their comeuppance,still abide by the rule.
Somehow, at somepoint, there will be a longsection or a repeated riffon misery-guts-ism(definitely a word theOxford English Dictionaryneeds to clue in to); a certain character will be evil or just plain mean tothe people around them and the heroes will be in conflict with eachother.
Once the bad character has been vanquished, once themisunderstandings between the leads has been corrected, then and onlythen can we all breathe a sigh of relief and start with the happy part of thefilm. Which is exactly when the end credits roll! In movie land, as soon aseverything is good and the world is in balance, the film must end.
There is no time for pleasing, pleasant scenes of characters beingsuccessful and nice because once the villain has been vanquished and theamped-up central conflict solved, the nice parts must be crushed into onefinal scene. It is an awful shame and I for one would like to see a lot moreof these happy times. I often find myself wishing there were fewer scenesof the miserable middle and more of the post-credits happy ever after.
Happily, two of the best films of this month managed to buck the trend:The Intern and The Martian. With the first being a sweet comedy about aretired old man and the second a space adventure they might not at firstappear to have much in common yet they both excellently circumventexpectations of conflict in film. Here we can watch in unmitigatedpleasure as talented people showcase their skills and have a lot of funtogether – which is equally great fun for the audience!
The protagonists of these films don’t labour to become good people:they’re already amazing. That’s why we’re watching a film about them.We don’t need a villain. Life is hard enough sometimes so let’s just sitback, relax and enjoy some refreshing kindness on our cinema screens.For more reviews, subscribe to my YouTube channel, MissJessicaKH andwatch Latest TV’s film review show MovieLine, every Wednesday at 6.30pmand repeated through the week. Check listings in this magazine for more!
MOVIE LINEJESSICA KELLGREN-HAYESShould we have more of the happily ever
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Abrand newproduction ofthe smash hit
musical comedy Hairsprayvisits Theatre RoyalBrighton from Monday 30November to Saturday 12December.
It’s Baltimore, 1962where Tracy Turnblad, abig girl with big hair andan even bigger heart, is ona mission to follow herdreams and dance her wayonto national TV.
Tracy’s audition makesher a local star and soonshe is using her new foundfame to fight for equality,bagging local heartthrobLink Larkin along the way!
Starring Tony Maudsley(ITV1’s Benidorm) as EdnaTurnblad, Claire Sweeney(Educating Rita, Chicago) asVelma Von Tussle, PeterDuncan (BBC1 Tumble) asWilbur Turnblad, andBrenda Edwards (Chicago,We Will Rock You, X Factor)as Motormouth Maybelle.Freya Sutton will reprise therole of Tracy Turnbladalongside Jon Tsouras asCorny Collins, Dex Lee as Seaweed, Ashley Gilmour as Link Larkin and LaytonWilliams (Bad Education, Billy Elliot) as Duane.
Hairspray is a musical based on the 1988 film of the same name whichstarred Divine and Ricki Lake by cult filmmaker John Waters. With musicand lyrics by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman and book by MarkO’Donnell and Thomas Meehan, Hairspray originally opened to ravereviews on Broadway in 2002 and subsequently won eight Tony Awards.The production opened in London at the Shaftesbury Theatre in 2007 andwon four Olivier Awards including Best New Musical. Proving to be aninternational success, Hairspray has also opened in South Africa, Japan,South Korea, China and Dubai. Following the musical’s phenomenalsuccess on stage, a film of the musical was released in 2007 which starredJohn Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer and James Marsden.
YOU CAN’T STOP THE BEATThis show is guaranteed to have you dancingthe night away!
EDNA TURNBLAD – TONY MAUDSLEYWell known for his long-running role on ITV1’s Benidorm as Kenneth, TonyMaudsley is an acclaimed actor of both stage and screen. Tony haspreviously appeared on stage in A Day in Dull Armour (Royal CourtTheatre), Dogs Barking (Bush Theatre) and South Pacific (UK Tour). Inaddition to his hugely popular role in Benidorm, Tony has recentlyappeared on screen in The Job Lot, New Tricks, Mo and Doc Martin. On topof Tony’s extensive television credits, his film appearances have includedroles in Jack Thorne’s The Scouting Book for Boys, Harry Potter and theOrder of the Phoenix, Vanity Fair and Stephen Fry’s Bright Young Things.
VELMA VON TUSSLE – CLAIRE SWEENEYClaire Sweeney first came to prominence with her long-running role asLindsey Corkhill in Brookside. Since leaving the soap in 2003, Claire hasgone on to find great acclaim on stage with roles in Chicago, Dirty Dancing,Legally Blonde: The Musical, Educating Rita, Guys and Dolls, Tell Me On ASunday as well as the world tour of Fosse. Claire has also found greatpopularity as a television presenter and panellist in shows such as 60Minute Makeover, Loose Women and more recently as a presenter onMagic FM where she hosts a musical theatre-themed show. In addition toher role on Brookside, Claire’s further television credits include CandyCabs, Clocking Off and Mersey Beat.
WILBUR TURNBLAD – PETER DUNCANPeter Duncan is an Olivier Award nominated actor who first came toattention as a presenter on the iconic television show Blue Peter. Peterbegan his career on stage with Laurence Olivier’s National Theatrecompany at the Old Vic and subsequently went on to be Olivier Awardnominated for Best Actor in a Musical for his performance in The Card andstarred as Barnum in Barnum. In addition to his roles on stage, Peter hasalso created original pantomimes at Hackney Empire and BroadwayTheatre as well as writing and directing Oxford Playhouse’s annualChristmas production. As well as his illustrious career on stage, Peter hashad roles on television in Demolition Dad, Doctors and fronted the BBCseries Duncan Dares. Peter recently competed in BBC1’s gymnasticscompetition Tumble alongside Sarah Harding and John Partridge.
Don’t miss this all-star cast in an irresistible feel good show that willhave you smiling for days. The perfect pre-Christmas treat for all thefamily. Let your hair down and book now!Hairspray Mon 30 Nov – Sat 12 Dec, Eves 7.45pm, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pmwww.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees)
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“Hairsprayoriginally
opened to ravereviews onBroadway in2002 andsubsequentlywon eight TonyAwards
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You may remember the2006 series of CelebrityBig Brother, which
within its many sub-plots, featuredthe one-time constant tabloidpresence, Samuel Preston,otherwise simply known asPreston. The Worthing born andbred singer and songwriter struckup an intimate relationship withfellow inmate Chantelle Houghton,who eventually went on to win thething, to be followed by marriage,and not long afterwards, divorce...
At the time Preston and his bandThe Ordinary Boys were riding highin the charts, having enjoyed initialsuccess with the Britpop/Americanpop punk fusion of Over TheCounter Culture, followed by themore ska-based albumBrasshound and the pop-friendlyHow To Get Everything You EverWanted in Ten Easy Steps, all ofwhich featured hit singles,including Boys Will Be Boys, LonelyAt The Top and I Luv U. But, thatwas that. Shortly afterwards, heembarked on a soon-to-be-aborted solo career, followed by a
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LATESTMUSICCHARTThe Ordinary Boys – Samuel Preston is both an Ordinary Boy and a
one-time celebrity…
Deep in the heart of theNorth Laine you canfind the home of the
Brighton Comedy Fringe –Otherplace at The Basement. Andfor the course of the BrightonComedy Fringe collaborating withsome of the fringe-ier venuesaround the city. Fostering ties withacts on the way up with their long-standing Rabbit In The Headlightsmonthly new act night, comedians,sketch shows and more gather foran oasis of entertainment that’smore ‘Live At The Electric’ than‘Live At The Apollo’. Otherplace’sBrighton Comedy Fringe is quirky,intelligent, silly and most of all fun.
The sibling of the ever-popularShakespearean fringe favourite,Sh*t-Faced Showtime stands fullcentre in the line-up of things toenjoy. A company of top-classmusical theatre performers-cum-improvisers gather together to puton a showcase of West Endclassics, with carefullychoreographed dances, fabulousvoices, and witty dialogue – withone of the cast utterly blotto. This
COMEDYVICTORIA NANGLELocal and imported fun at the Brighton Comedy Fringe
Another week and anothergreat music chart for you!Listen online to get yourfavourite to the top and tosubmit your own tracks.
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1 Astro Physics 24 Hour MC
2 Ziggurat Sunset Vendetta
3 Flapper Tunes Booty Luv
4 The Magik Word Break Free (Terrorvision)
5 Do What I Need Submission – Radio Edit
6 Lewis BootleDo What I Need
7 Arthur & The PickledPeople Rainbow
8 Slipp Electro ft Osaro It’s Lifting Me (Remix)
9 Cap In Hand Cat Song
10 The Black Fields The Fighter
11 Ziggurat Sunset Caplet
12 Tenderhooks Curtain Twitcher
13 Jaybee Cowboys Blues
14 Floors And Walls What to do
15 ULTRALITES Funky Olhao
16 The Overdrones What youdoing to me
17 Jenny Hallam They Say
18 The Popguns BN3
19 Osaro and RJ Shut Up AndDance
20 Monsters Build MeanRobots ChimesBreakthrough Light ToReach Us
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Postlethwaite, bringing togethercomedians and some downrightdelightful and dire books they havesought out to read from andcomment upon. It’s a new monthlyoccasion over at Marwoods andthis week promises some veryspecial guests.
Wednesday night sees a planejourney, tattoos and parenthoodartfully strung together into a newshow from Aidan Goatley at theCaroline Of Brunswick with ‘MrBlue Sky’.
And the weekend sees twofamiliar faces from the sell-outinternational improvisation groupRacing Minds arrive with their ownsolo shows – Tom Skeltonshowcasing ‘Foolball’ on Saturday,and Douglas Walker sharing‘Möglich’ on the Sunday. Bothshows can be found at theBasement’s intimate space The Pit,getting you up close and personalwith the talent.
Have a dig around yourself onthe website, because there areloads more treats to be found.www.brightoncomedyfringe.co.uk
is not faked, this is proper drunk.As it’s a run (from Wednesday toSaturday inclusive, 9.30pm,£10/8.50/7), the nominatedalcohol-imbiber rotates, so as toavoid full-on alcohol poisoning. It’stestament – and a test – of theirprofessional skills that they allkeep it funny and on trackthroughout.
Also on this week (Thursday) isBad Book Project, an idea fromFunny Women 2015 finalist andSquawker 2015 finalist Jane
eponymously titled album, the firstfor nine years, could have beenmade before they ever releasedanything. American pop punk andhardcore, along with hints of UKindie and punk, infuse thistremendous blast of fresh air. “Itreally has been a case of gettinginto a little studio with our friends,and recording songs we hadwritten, bashed out in the practiceroom, in the way we would havedone it for the first record.”
As Preston has candidlyadmitted: “The Ordinary Boys hadwandered pretty far from thesound, energy and ethos that hadgarnered respect for our debutalbum and earned us our still-loyalfanbase. So, I made Spinal Tap-esque phone calls to bassist JamesGregory and drummer CharlieStanley who I hadn’t played withsince that record. After promisingseveral times that it wouldn’tsound anything like thequestionable third album, we metfor some beers and startedrehearsing. We were 15 again.” Haunt, Tues 27 October, 7pm, £11
more fruitful career as a songwriterfor others. In particular he co-wrote the number one hit, HeartSkips A Beat, With Olly Murs.
“I don't even remember if wesplit up; I don't think we did, notofficially,” says Preston. “We neverofficially came back either. We'vedone the odd tour but I'm so waryof saying ‘we're back’. I hate theidea of being on the nostalgiacircuit. When we did our firstalbum we had to get our parents tosign release forms, we were underthe age of consent to make analbum. We've always been a youngband.”
And they do sound young,vibrant and fresh. The new,
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Happiest news story I've heard in a long time? The one about theRolling Stones and how they lose patience with their TV remotecontrols. This, believe me, is music to my ears. Unlike any of the
actual music the Stones have released in the last two decades.According to this report, Jagger, Richards and co., on their latest US
tour, insisted on having written instructions for all the electronics in theirhotel rooms. But the hidden implication of this story (namely, that theseguys have an average age of 147, so what else would we expect?) ismissing the point. This isn't an age-related issue. Not at all.
This is, very specifically, a remote control issue. Because TV remotecontrols are, without exception, designed by idiots. I know this for a fact,because I once visited a TV remote control factory and every single personin the design department, I swear, was wearing one of those big pointydunce's hats with the letter D on it. Turns out it was the company uniform.
So is it any wonder that theproduct they create – whichevercompany it's for – is about aspractical and real-worldcommonsense-driven as JeremyCorbyn? As I write this, for example,I've just picked up the nearestremote control I have to hand – for amodestly sized Toshiba, albeit witha built-in DVD – and can you guesshow many buttons it has? A coupleof dozen? Thirty?
Not even close. The remote control formy Toshiba RC-1910 has no fewer than 50individual buttons on it. I am not kidding.I think I've used about six.
It wouldn't be so bad if we had timeto plough our way through the manualfor these things. But we don't. Notleast because we have other remotecontrols screaming just as loudlyfor our attention, with dozens oftheir own stupid buttons.
I have a separate remote fora Sony Blu-ray player, forexample – again, not exactlytop of the market – and thatalone has a further 41.Seriously. Forty flippingone. Let's be honest, theonly buttons a TVremote control needsare to turn it on, turnit over, turn it up,and blow it tosmithereens ifKatie Hopkinscomes on.
So, yes,well done tothe RollingStones forhighlightingthis TV remotecontrol madness, albeitin their slightly mental rock-star fashion. I don't think this is age-relatedbefuddlement on their part, struggling to work these things out. I think it'sjust that they can't be bothered.
Which is fair enough. If I were a Rolling Stone, I'd do as they do. Paysomeone else to be bothered on my behalf.Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily ExpressSaturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd onBrighton’s Juice 107.2Twitter: @mikewardontv
Bad JewsTheatre Royal Brighton, 19 October 2015, ★★★★★It may well be called Bad Jews but by the end of this grippingly vitriolichour and forty minutes of dark comedy it is clearly apparent that this playis a brilliant vehicle for expressing a sense of horror and dismay at thestate of the human condition.
Set in a studio apartment in uptown New York three cousins, Jewish,and one WASP lock horns over a piece of jewellery after the death of agrandparent. Delivered with breathtaking verve, and some very finemonologues, they gradually reveal their hands, a passionate clinging to areligious heritage, a fierce disregard for that same heritage, an outsidercaught up in the crossfire and a sibling who wants to be left out of theargument.
Rapidly relations deteriorate, with indifference, extremism, seeminglyinnocent bystander and conscientious objection all playing their part. Welaughed heartily, the script is excellently crafted to make you do so, butunder the brittle veneer of humour is a powerful story, one that exposesthe horror of racism, religious fervour and ethnic superiority.
Ailsa Joy is extraordinary as the impassioned Daphna, Daniel Boyd asLiam gives a brilliant performance, Antonia Kinlay is a perfect gentle foilto their anger and Jos Slovick is the soft connective tissue in this brilliantwork, holding the final twist so close to his whole that it comes as agentle, but disturbing, sigh of relief as the lights finally dim.Andrew Kay
Tommy Tiernan – Alive In BrightonCorn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 17 October 2015 ★★★★★Watching a comedian of this calibre follow his own flights of fancy with nopreparation whatsoever was both exhilarating and glorious. TommyTiernan switches from feral comic to winsome poet on a sixpence,skipping fierce ballet of wits against himself that is a privilege to witness.It’s a self-set challenge, to fill an hour that tonight takes us from lastnight’s dream, to a surprise encounter with Tiernan’s teenage idol on theseafront, and right through to the origins of man across the globe. A truecraic of a riveting time.Victoria Nangle
Hofesh Shechter Company’s barbariansConcert Hall, Brighton Dome, 21 October 2015 ★★★★★Ominously warned by staff that it “would be loud”, barbarians certainlydelivered, not only in volume but also in thematic terms, and even in thelighting. The opening ‘the barbarians in love’ piece was technicallydazzling, with a robotic, electronic Arca sort of soundtrack perfectlysynchronised with stark white lighting illuminating the tentative figuresbelow. The sensorial assault then abated to a moving respite of warmlight and neutral, uncertain nudity. ‘tHE bAD’ was a raucous, sexier rompwith a funny meta-moment when a dancer spoke to the audience that wasentertaining rather than gratuitously conceptual. The final part featuring aduet of lovers in different stages of a relationship was unnerving and sad,but also funny and sweet. A bewitching, turbulent, emotional, startlinglywell-rehearsed and directed marvel.Joe Fuller
CatastropheChannel 4, 10pmIt’s back for a second series! Thebaby is here, Sharon and Rob areas much of a shambles as ever,and there’s so much more to do.First off, let’s get theintroductions for the new arrivalout of the way, and the best wayto do that is with a party, right?Um, no. Especially not whenRob’s mum is coming for a visit.
Imagine... Shylock’s GhostBBC1, 10.35pmAlan Yentob joins novelistHoward Jacobson to travel to theghetto in Venice for a retelling ofShakespeare’s most performedplay, The Merchant Of Venice.Through a series of interviews,the pair examine the charge ofanti-Semitism levelled at theBard, and what will an update ofa ’pound of flesh’ reveal?
Professor Green: SuicideAnd MeBBC3, 9pmBoth a deeply personal story anda wider look at the biggest singlekiller of men under 45 – suicide –UK rapper Professor Green akaStephen Manderson takes centrestage. His father killed himselfseven years ago, and now is thetime to talk to family, examine hisestrangement and find out more.
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TUESDAY 27
Sky112.00pm NCIS: LosAngeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0(x2) 3.00 Modern Family(x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00The Simpsons 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 TheFlash 9.00 Karl Pilkington:The Moaning Of Life 10.00Stop Search Seize 11.00NCIS: Los Angeles12.00am Hawaii Five-0
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don'tTell The Bride 9.00Professor Green: SuicideAnd Me. See highlights.10.00 EastEnders 10.30Together 11.00 Family Guy(x4) 12.30am ProfessorGreen: Suicide And Me 1.30Together 2.00 The World'sWorst Place To Be AWoman? Stacey DooleyInvestigates
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 An Island Parish:Falklands 8.00 TerryWogan's Ireland 9.00 TheStuarts In Exile 10.00 CloseTo The Edge (x2) 11.00Hollywood's Lost ScreenGoddess: Clara Bow12.00am The Wonder OfWeeds 1.00 Nigel Slater'sGreat British Biscuit 2.00The Pendle Witch Child
ITV212.10pm Emmerdale 12.40Coronation Street (x2) 1.40Dinner Date 2.40 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3)6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00You've Been Framed! (x2)8.00 Two And A Half Men(x2) 9.00 Tricked 10.00Glitchy 10.30 The Job Lot11.00 FILM: House Of Wax(2005) 1.10am Two And AHalf Men 1.30 Glitchy
ITV31.05pm Heartbeat 2.10Wild At Heart 3.10 WhereThe Heart Is 4.15 Doctor AtLarge 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 In Loving Memory5.55 Heartbeat 6.55Murder, She Wrote 8.00Rosemary And Thyme 9.00Carry On Forever 10.00 Law& Order: UK 11.00Marchlands 12.05amInspector Morse
E44.00pm Marvel's Agents OfS.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I MetYour Mother 5.30 The BigBang Theory (x3) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 2 BrokeGirls 8.00 The Big BangTheory (x2) 9.00 Empire10.00 Chewing Gum 10.30How To... Survive The EndOf The World 11.00 RudeTube 12.05am The BigBang Theory (x2)
More42.30pm IPC Athletics WorldChampionships 4.10 FoodUnwrapped 4.40 TheRestoration Man 5.45 APlace In The Sun 6.50Building The Dream 7.55Grand Designs 9.00 HomesBy The Sea 10.00 GrandDesigns Australia 11.05999: What's YourEmergency? 12.15am 8 OutOf 10 Cats Does Countdown
Film411.00am The Frogmen(1951) 12.55pm Yellow Sky(1948) 2.55 Winchester '73(1950) 4.45 The Man FromLaramie (1955) 6.50Definitely, Maybe (2008)9.00 Pitch Perfect (2012)11.10 Magic Mike (2012)1.25am Another 48 Hrs(1990) 3.20 Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd RockFrom The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From TheSun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 UndercoverBoss USA 11.00 Posh Pawn 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks When an unwelcomevisitor descends on the village, itlooks like Ellie's plans are scuppered. 7.00 Channel 4 News7.55 The Political Slot8.00 The Three Day Nanny Kathrynis called in by the Ali family, ascareer couple Vaisaly and Asfand'slong working hours means theirchildren spend a lot of their day innursery. However, when mum anddad get home, Zain and Malika playoff one parent against the other untilthey get their way. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentaryseries following patients at StGeorge's Hospital in south westLondon. Nineteen-year-oldmotorcyclist Sam is airlifted to StGeorge's after crashing into a busand being thrown under a car, leavinghim bent double. 10.00 Catastrophe See highlights.10.30 Sarah Millican: ChatterboxLive Sarah Millican performs live inLondon as part of her 2011 tour. 11.35 Bodyshockers: Nips, TucksAnd Tattoos Documentary seriesabout body modification. 12.30am PokerStars.com SharkCage 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.55Gillette World Sport 2.20 Mobil 1 TheGrid 2.50 FIM Superbike WorldChampionship 3.15 Plusnet YorkshireMarathon 4.10 Location, Location,Location 5.05 Fifteen To One
Channel Five6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 PipAhoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 BobThe Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben AndHolly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot TheTiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Britain's Horror Homes 1.15 HomeAnd Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.10 Coming Home 5.00 5 News At 55.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hannah hidesher new relationship with Chris fromher friends.6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 90 Cats & Counting: CatCrazies This programme meets catlovers who take feline worship to awhole new level. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers With AlanDavies: Puppy SpecialDocumentary series.9.00 Eamonn And Ruth: How TheOther Half Lives Documentary withEamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford,exploring the lavish and luxuriouslifestyles of the super-rich. Eamonnshares a private jet with a Russianoligarch, Ruth goes shopping withNigerian high society women, andboth visit an invitation-only event.10.00 CSI: Cyber US cyber-crimedrama spin-off. The team must trackdown a bomber fixated on revealingthe 'truth' about society's over-reliance on technology.11.00 The Mysteries Of LauraAmerican comedy drama series.When a decomposed body is found ina bath, Laura has to look under somevery risque rocks to find the killer.11.55 The Mysteries Of LauraAmerican comedy-drama about aNew York homicide detective. 12.45am SuperCasino 3.10Aircrash: Terror In The Sky 4.00Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists4.50 House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's gotBritain talking then it will get talkedabout on The One Show. Presentedby Matt Baker and Alex Jones.7.30 EastEnders As truths come tolight, the Mitchell family come toterms with everything that'shappened. Kush and Shabnam sharetheir exciting news, but how long willtheir happiness last?7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Carahas to think on her feet whengangster Sean returns to Holbylooking for his missing wife. Mo isforced to confront the reality that shewill soon have to give William back.Sacha's confidence is knocked whennew boy Jesse bounces on to Keller.9.00 River Drama.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... Shylock's GhostSee highlights.11.45 Who Do You Think You Are?Series in which celebrities trace theirancestry, discovering secrets andsurprises from their past.12.45am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.50 BBC News
6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best ofBrighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up WithNatalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Cook It 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm The Science Magazine Show2.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills6.00 Latest News6.30 The Rosies7.00 The Brighton LightsSessions: The Lanes7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Digital Nation From north,south, east and west, the mostinspiring, amazing and amusingstories of the week.9.00 Latest News 9.30 The Science Magazine ShowAndrew Holding gives an overview ofbreast cancer overview, followed by astudio discussion.10.00 Ordinary Lives Something inthe Silence explores the stories ofthree individuals, survivors of suicide.They talk about silence surroundingsuicide, and the need to be heard, notjudged.10.30 Latest News 11.00 Noise Reel Extra11.15 Noise Reel Extra11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Digital Nation3.00 Latest News 3.30 The Science Magazine Show 4.00 Ordinary Lives 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 5.30 Under The Radar
BBC26.00am My Life On A Plate 6.45Escape To The Country 7.30 The Edge8.15 Great Continental RailwayJourneys 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake OffMasterclass 4.30 Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - ItTakes Two All the backstage gossipand behind-the-scenes action fromthe world of Strictly Come Dancing.7.00 Gymnastics: WorldChampionships Matt Bakerpresents coverage of the WorldGymnastics Championships fromGlasgow. Analysis comes from BethTweddle, Mitch Fenner and ChristineStill.9.00 The Naked Choir With GarethMalone10.00 Later Live... With JoolsHolland Music programme featuringlive sessions from contemporary andclassic artists. Joining Jools is Elbowfrontman Guy Garvey, DepecheMode's Dave Gahan, Jamie Woonmakes his Later debut, also on theshow is Judy Collins, French electro-swing outfit Caravan Palace, andcompleting the line-up are Bela Fleckand Abigail Washburn.10.30 Newsnight11.15 Modern Times Documentaryfeaturing archive footage. Dukedomsare created by the monarch, the lastcreated by Queen Victoria. As theygradually become extinct, what willbecome of those that remain? 12.15am Sign Zone: Face OfBritain By Simon Schama 1.15Sign Zone: Countdown To Life: TheExtraordinary Making Of You 5.45Homes Under The Hammer
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News7.00 Emmerdale Pete is in jeopardy.Rishi worries about the business. 7.30 Deals, Wheels And Steals Cardealers compete against each otherto bag the best bargain car and sell iton for a profit. 8.00 Eternal Glory Richard Baconpresents the entertainment series inwhich a group of sporting legends -rower James Cracknell, footballerMatt Le Tissier, javelin throwerFatima Whitbread, long jumper JadeJohnson, middle distance runner LizMcColgan, rugby player ShaneWilliams, badminton player GailEmms and sprinter Christian Malcolm- battle it out to be crownedchampion of champions. 9.00 Lewis Detective drama series.After failing to prevent a secondmurder, Lewis and Hathaway realisethat the victims were part of a secretsociety. To solve the case, the policemust uncover the guilty secret thatthe society shares as well as thebaffling link to alchemy.10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 On Assignment11.15 The Jonathan Ross ShowJonathan welcomes to the studioMartin Clunes, Darcey Bussell, NickFrost, and John Newman.12.15am Benidorm 1.10 Jackpot2473.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
The Apprentice: You’re FiredBBC2, 10pmThey say never work withanimals or children. It’s too late inthe evening for children to stayup, so Lord Sugar’s task to sellpet products was the thing to tripup one unlucky candidate. JackDee, Romesh Ranganathan andguest comedian Susan Calmanput the poor sod who lost throughthe mill of funny questions.
My Mania And MeChannel 4, 11pmImpulse Control Disorder is adebilitating psychologicalcondition, as this documentaryattempts to convey. It’s when anindividual has an overwhelmingdesire to repeat behaviour,whether it be stealing, gambling,having sex or buying clothes.Neuroscientists look closer andsufferers explain what it’s like.
SupernaturalE4, 10pmThese monster-hunting men areso good when they’re bad, andnot much is getting badder thanDean and his Mark of Cain. EvenCrowley’s finding Dean’s fun-times a bit much, and they’rebeginning to cause problems forhim in Hell. Wouldn’t want that,no. Who are the good guysagain? Moral ambiguity abounds.
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Sky112.00pm NCIS: LosAngeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0(x2) 3.00 Modern Family(x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00The Simpsons 5.30Futurama (x2) 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow9.00 You, Me And TheApocalypse 10.00 Prison:First And Last 24 Hours11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3)
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Barely Legal Drivers 9.00Don't Tell The Bride 10.00Russell Howard's GoodNews 10.30 AsianProvocateur 11.00 FamilyGuy (x2) 11.45 AmericanDad! 12.10am Family Guy12.30 Asian Provocateur1.00 Don't Tell The Bride2.00 Professor Green:Suicide And Me
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 An Island Parish:Falklands 8.00 PremiumBond With Mark GatissAnd Matthew Sweet 9.00Looking For Mr Bond: 007At The BBC 10.00 ... SingsBond 11.00 The GreatBritish Year 12.00am TheSomme: Secret TunnelWars 1.00 The British ArmyOf The Rhine
ITV212.10pm Emmerdale 12.40The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show(x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00You've Been Framed! (x2)8.00 Two And A Half Men(x2) 9.00 Educating JoeyEssex: Reem Halloween10.00 Release The Hounds11.00 The Vampire Diaries11.55 Tricked 12.55am TwoAnd A Half Men
ITV310.50am Inspector Morse1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10Wild At Heart 3.10 WhereThe Heart Is 4.15 Doctor AtLarge 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 In Loving Memory5.55 Heartbeat 6.55Murder, She Wrote 8.00Midsomer Murders 10.00Law & Order: UK 11.00Marchlands 12.05amInspector Morse
E43.00pm Melissa & Joey(x2) 4.00 Marvel's AgentsOf S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How IMet Your Mother 5.30 TheBig Bang Theory (x3) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 FILM:Marley And Me (2008)10.00 Supernatural. Seehighlights. 11.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 12.00amNew Girl 12.30 The MindyProject
More42.00pm Athletics WorldChampionships 4.10 FoodUnwrapped 4.40 TheRestoration Man 5.45 APlace In The Sun 6.50Building The Dream 7.55Grand Designs 9.00 CarS.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10Cats Does Countdown 11.00Embarrassing Bodies DownUnder 12.05am 8 Out Of 10Cats Does Countdown
Film411.00am Detective Story(1951) 1.05pm Sword OfSherwood Forest (1960) 2.40That Touch Of Mink (1962)4.40 Escape From ThePlanet Of The Apes (1971)6.40 Percy Jackson And TheLightning Thief (2010) 9.00The Twilight Saga: BreakingDawn (2011) 11.15 UnderSiege 2 (1995) 1.20amAway We Go (2009)
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd RockFrom The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From TheSun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 UndercoverBoss USA 11.00 Posh Pawn 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ellie's schemingthreatens to rip her family apartwhen Rachel catches her red-handed. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot: TheLiberal Democrats 8.00 Restoring Britain'sLandmarks Documentary serieswhich goes behind the scenes atconservation charity, The LandmarkTrust, and follows its restorations ofsome of Britain's most remarkablehistorical buildings. At Fox Hall inSussex, the Trust's Director AnnaKeay reveals the must-have gadgetfor the Georgian aristocrat9.00 Grand Designs Property seriesfollowing householders as they buildtheir own homes. A year, and awinter of flooding, since his last visit,Kevin returns to the Thames inBuckinghamshire to see if theeventful construction of the UK's firstamphibious house has been asuccess. 10.00 Multi-Million PoundProperties Documentary which visitssome of the country's most exclusivehomes. 11.00 My Mania And Me Seehighlights.12.05am 24 Hours In A&E 1.00MUSIC ON 4: Blink 1.25 FILM: TheBroken Circle Breakdown (2012) 3.20FILM: Warlords Of Atlantis (1978)5.05 Location, Location, Location
Channel Five6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas &Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 PawPatrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15World's Fastest Train 1.15 Home AndAway 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.15 FILM: Love Finds You In Charm(2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Charlotteoffers Zac a place to stay while helooks for something permanent. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of The ScammersDocumentary series. Alexis Conraninvestigates new forms of financialfraud and meets some of the victims. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed DoorsDocumentary series going behind thescenes at the Balham Park Surgery, aGP practice in south-west London. DrWatson tries to break a vicious circleas her patient tries to self-medicatedepression with alcohol. 9.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take ItAway! Heartbreaking stories ofpeople on the sharp end of bad debt.Britain's best-loved High CourtEnforcement Agents face violentdebtors, gritty evictions, distraughtlandladies and the consequences of awedding day dispute.10.00 The Gift Of Life Documentaryseries goes inside Newcastle'sInstitute of Transplantation to followthe emotional journeys of patientsundergoing organ transplants. 11.00 Capital One Cup HighlightsKelly Cates presents highlights fromthe fourth round of the Capital OneCup.12.25am Criminals: Caught OnCamera 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10Chris Tarrant: Extreme RailwayJourneys 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 TheGreat Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Cuffs Police drama.9.00 The Apprentice Lord Sugarinstructs the candidates to tap intoone of the UK's biggest markets - petproducts. The task is simple - choosesome products that pet lovers willlike and sell them at the London PetShow. The teams adopt very differenttactics with the products' vendors.When both teams aspire to sell thesame products, it's a dog-eat-dogbattle as the vendor chooses whothey'd like to represent them at theshow. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barkerasking the questions to regular teamcaptains Matt Dawson and PhilTufnell.11.05 Sam Smith: Live At The BBCIn early September 2015, the BBC'sRadio Theatre in the heart of Londonopened its doors to the acclaimedsinger-songwriter Sam Smith for aspecial show. This one-off concertshowcases Sam's vocal ability andsongwriting that has captivatedaudiences from around the world.12.00am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.05 BBC News
6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best ofBrighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Rosies10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Bookenders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Burn Up With Natalie 2.00 The Rosies2.30 Bookenders3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)6.00 Latest News6.30 Movie Line All the latest movienews, reviews and previews. WithJessica Kellgren Hayes and JosephGunn.7.00 Latest Homes Live Apioneering property show, acommercial feature, with homes forsale and to let in the area, iconicbuildings, local history, architectureand finance tips.7.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national and internationalupdates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 The Easy Riders The lads areback on their bikes as the road tripcontinues. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop A showcase for the bestfilm makers, animators and videoartists in the East Midlands.10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New soundsand breaking bands.11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton
BBC26.45am My Life On A Plate 7.30 TheEdge 8.15 Pound Shop Wars 8.45Terry And Mason's Great Food Trip9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Britain's First Photo Album 2.30 Cash In The Attic 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake OffMasterclass 4.30 Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hoststhe quiz show.6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - ItTakes Two All the backstage gossipand behind-the-scenes action fromthe world of Strictly Come Dancing.7.00 Gymnastics: WorldChampionships Matt Bakerintroduces continued coverage of theWorld Gymnastics Championshipsfrom Glasgow. Great Britain's menwon bronze in the men's teamcompetition at the 2012 LondonOlympics - can another partisanBritish crowd help spur GB's men to amedal in the World Championshipsthree years on? 9.00 Face Of Britain By SimonSchama Simon Schama explores thehistory of British portraiture. Simonexplores the motivations behind self-portraits, looking at what they sayabout the creative minds of theartists and the human condition. FromTracy Emin's bed to Lucien Freud'sexaminations of his aging body.10.00 The Apprentice: You're FiredSee highlights.10.30 Newsnight11.15 Len Goodman's Big BandBonanza Len Goodman investigatesthe rise and fall of British big bandmusic, and charts its recent revival. 12.15am Sign Zone: The HairyBikers' Northern Exposure The1.15 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Chefs OnTrial
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News7.00 Emmerdale Pete puts an end tothings with Ross. Rishi's concerns forPriya grow. 7.30 Coronation Street Tyroneadmits his financial worries to Kevin. 8.00 All Star Mr And Mrs PhillipSchofield presents the game show inwhich three celebrity couples battle itout. The couples hoping to win thisweek are presenters Marvin andRochelle Humes, 'Allo 'Allo actressVicki Michelle and her husbandGraham and The Wanted's TomParker and his partner Kelsey.9.00 Alexander Armstrong In TheLand Of The Midnight SunAlexander Armstrong embarks on thethird and final leg of his 8000-milejourney halfway around the ArcticCircle. 10.00 ITV News At Ten10.40 Linford Christie: Sports LifeStories The sports documentaryseries continues as one of Britain'sgreatest sprinters, Linford Christie,recounts his incredible andsometimes controversial career. 11.40 Wild Ireland ChristineBleakley presents a six-part series inwhich she drives, climbs, walks andswims her way along the longestcontinuous coastal route in the world.12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 EjectorSeat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 TheJeremy Kyle Show
The Last KingdomBBC2, 9pmBrand new historical drama, andwe’re not talking stately homeshere – this story is REALLY old. Itstarted last week, when Uhtredlost his Danish family in amassacre. So, neither Saxon norDane, he’s in a bit of a pickle.After checking the lay of the landwith Viking Ubba, the soon-to-beSaxon king looks like his best bet.
UnforgottenITV1, 9pmDo coppers in TVland ever laugh,and not in a dark and jaded way?Just an idea, could SCI CassieStewart guffaw so hard shepulled a muscle? How about DSSunny Khan. Just a thought.They’re both still waist-deep inthe investigation into Jimmy’sdeath, and marks on his bodyimply gangland torture. No laugh.
DetectoristsBBC4, 10pmThe lovely low-key but still a bitsurprising comedy is back, withour two pals and their beepingmachines full of dreams. Andy’sbeen considering internet dating,just not for himself. It’s his mateLance who still hasn’t recoveredfrom the loss of his ex-wife andAndy reckons he needs a bit ofhelp. This’ll end well.
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Sky110.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00Modern Family (x2) 4.00Futurama (x2) 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 Supergirl 9.00 BringThe Noise 10.00 A LeagueOf Their Own 11.00 NCIS:Los Angeles 12.00amHawaii Five-0 (x2)
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Don't Tell The Bride 9.00Live At The Apollo (x2)10.00 EastEnders 10.30Rent A Cop 11.00 FamilyGuy (x2) 11.45 AmericanDad! 12.10am Family Guy12.30 Rent A Cop 1.00Together 1.30 AsianProvocateur 2.00 The Fear2.30 Live At The Apollo3.00 Rent A Cop
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Top Of The Pops: 19808.00 Digging For Britain9.00 The Mystery OfRome's X Tomb 10.00Detectorists. Seehighlights. 10.30 BrianPern: A Life In Rock 11.00Norman Wisdom: His Story12.00am Bullseyes AndBeer: When Darts HitBritain - Timeshift
ITV212.40pm Coronation Street1.15 You've Been Framed!1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00Judge Rinder 7.00 The XtraFactor 8.00 Two And A HalfMen (x2) 9.00 The AlmostImpossible Gameshow10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50Keith Lemon's BackT'future Tribute 12.20amTwo And A Half Men (x2)
ITV31.05pm Heartbeat 2.10Wild At Heart 3.15 WhereThe Heart Is 4.15 Doctor AtLarge 4.50 Rising Damp5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, SheWrote 8.00 Rosemary AndThyme 9.00 Paul O'Grady'sAnimal Orphans 10.00 Law& Order: UK 11.05Marchlands 12.05amInspector Morse
E43.00pm Melissa & Joey(x2) 4.00 Marvel's AgentsOf S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How IMet Your Mother 5.30 TheBig Bang Theory (x3) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 2 BrokeGirls 8.00 The Big BangTheory (x2) 9.00 Drifters9.30 New Girl 10.00 TheMindy Project 10.30 RudeTube 11.35 The Big BangTheory (x2) 12.30am Empire
More412.55pm Time Team 2.00IPC Athletics WorldChampionships 4.40 TheRestoration Man 5.45 APlace In The Sun:6.50Building The Dream 7.55Grand Designs 9.00Disappearing Britain 10.0024 Hours In A&E 11.05 999:What's Your Emergency?12.10am 8 Out Of 10 CatsDoes Countdown
Film411.00am Death DrumsAlong The River (1963)12.40pm The Overlanders(1946) 2.25 To Hell AndBack (1955) 4.35 Donovan'sReef (1963) 6.50 DownWith Love (2003) 9.00 TheTwilight Saga: BreakingDawn - Part 2 (2012) 11.10Chasing Mavericks (2012)1.25am Serpico (1973) 4.00Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd RockFrom The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From TheSun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 UndercoverBoss USA 11.00 Posh Pawn 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Patricksnaps when he and his new schoolreplacement lock horns. Peri givesTom a life-changing ultimatum.7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke's AmazingSpaces Architect George Clarkepresents the property design series.After months of planning andbuilding, George and Will's floatingbeach hut is finally ready to do battlewith the elements as it's launchedonto the open seas.9.00 Kitchen Impossible WithMichel Roux Jnr Michelin-starredchef Michel Roux Jnr works witheight trainees, who each havedisabilities, ranging from Tourette's toblindness. Michel must first assessthe group's skills and teach them thebasics.10.00 First Dates Dating realityseries following those looking forlove in a restaurant. Georgia and Alexare reunited, and Chloe meets upwith Ben.11.05 Gogglebox Opinionated TVviewers share their critiques of theweek's biggest shows.12.10am SAS: Who Dares Wins1.10 My Son The Jihadi 2.05Embarrassing Fat Bodies Doctors 2.55How To Stop Your Nuisance Calls:Channel 4 Dispatches 3.25 FourRooms 4.15 Location, Location,Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
Channel Five6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 PipAhoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 BobThe Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben AndHolly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot TheTiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 HomeAnd Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.15 FILM: Spirit Riders (2015) 5.00 5News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Marilyn getsa visit from a boy that she used tonanny, who turns out to none otherthan Ed Sheeran. Yeah, really.6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of Great BritishCastles Dan Jones explores thehistory and legends of the greatfortresses that were once at the coreof British power structures.8.00 Chasing Monsters: JungleRiver Beast Documentary series inwhich fishing enthusiast andadventurer Cyril Chauquet seeks outdangerous creatures in remotecorners of the planet. 9.00 Chris Tarrant: ExtremeRailway Journeys Documentaryseries in which Chris Tarrant exploresthe world's most extreme railwaylines. 10.00 FILM: King Arthur (2004)Starring Clive Owen, Keira Knightley,Stellan Skarsgard, Stephen Dillane,Ray Winstone. Retelling of theArthurian legend, set in the dark daysafter the Romans left Britain.Artorious Castus and his band ofSarmatian cavalry are about to bedischarged from the Roman army, buthave one final task to perform - theymust save a Roman priest and hisfamily before the land is overrun bySaxons. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Britain'sHorror Homes 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Watchdog Consumer series.The team scam the scammers in aninvestigation into computer virusfraud. 8.27 BBC News; Regional News 8.30 EastEnders As the Mitchellfamily continues to fall apart, Bentakes matters into his own hands -but will his plan work? Kushconfronts Shabnam over her trueintentions, and Martin drops abombshell.9.00 Class Of 92: Out Of TheirLeague Heroes to millions of fansaround the world, ex-ManchesterUnited stars Ryan Giggs, Phil andGary Neville, Paul Scholes and NickyButt, known collectively as the Classof 92. Having hung up their boots andcalled time on their playing careersthey’re now in search of a differentkind of success - as owners of alower league football club.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debatewith a panel of prominent publicfigures and an invited audience,chaired by David Dimbleby.11.35 This Week A political reviewof the week.12.20am Holiday Weatherview12.25 BBC News
6.00am Teleshopping6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up WithNatalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 TheEasy Riders 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4)1.30pm Bookenders2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 Movie Line3.00 Latest TV’s Big News5.00 Noise Reel5.30 Under The Radar6.00 Latest News The latest newswhere we are, the latest sportsnews, plus national and internationalupdates, and the up-to-date forecastfor your area and beyond.6.30 Digital Nation From north,south, east and west, the mostinspiring, amazing and amusingstories of the week.7.00 You Make It, We Show It!Latest Bill and David Nethertonpresent films made by you, the greatBrighton public.7.30 Albion Night The Seagullsweekly show with Latest Sport.Featuring news about all the squadsand competitions. Classic games fromthe club's archives and much more.10.30 Latest News The latest newswhere we are, the latest sportsnews, plus national and internationalupdates, and the up-to-date forecastfor your area and beyond.11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mexand Jeff Hemmings show and discussgreat music videos that may havebeen under your radar.11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mexand Jeff Hemmings show and discussgreat music videos that may havebeen under your radar.12.00am Latest News12.30 Digital Nation1.00 Teleshopping1.30 Albion Night4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)
BBC26.00am My Life On A Plate 6.45Escape To The Country 7.30 The Edge8.15 The Great British Bake OffMasterclass 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Britain's First Photo Album 2.30 Cash In The Attic 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake OffMasterclass 4.30 Natural World: Queen Of TheSavannah 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - ItTakes Two All the backstage gossipand behind-the-scenes action fromthe world of Strictly Come Dancing.7.00 Gymnastics: WorldChampionships Continued WorldGymnastics Championships coveragefrom Glasgow, introduced by MattBaker. The women's all-around finalis set to be fiercely contested asAmerican Simone Biles bids to win arecord-breaking third straight worldtitle. Analysis comes from BethTweddle, Mitch Fenner and ChristineStill.9.00 The Last Kingdom Seehighlights.10.00 Russell Howard's GoodNews Russell Howards returns tooffer his unique take on the week'sglobal headlines and bizarre newsstories. Sifting through over 60international news channels, 140newspapers from around the worldand over a thousand news clips.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day's headlines.11.15 The Naked Choir WithGareth Malone12.15am Sign Zone: Panorama12.45 Sign Zone: The Celts: Blood,Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice RobertsAnd Neil Oliver 1.45 Sign Zone:Doctor Who 5.45 Homes Under TheHammer
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Nikhil returns tothe village. Debbie makes a decisionabout Ross. 8.00 Coronation Street Alyaconfesses to a deeply shocked Gary.Audrey makes Ken's art miss a beat.Mary is inexplicably smitten.8.30 Paul O'Grady: For The LoveOf Dogs9.00 Unforgotten See highlights.10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 The Magic Show StoryMagician Stephen Mulhern presentsthis celebration of 60 years of TVmagic shows, from the early dayswhen David Nixon and Tommy Cooperbrought magic into the homes ofmillions to the heights scaled bygroundbreaking American stars likeDavid Copperfield. He recreates somefamous tricks that made TV history -including sawing David Nixon'sglamorous assistant Anita Harris inhalf - and meets some of his heroes,including Paul Daniels and Penn andTeller. There are interviews withDarcy Oake, Dynamo, Paul Daniels,Anita Harris, Penn and Teller,Geoffrey 'The Great Suprendo'Durham and Ben Hanlin.11.40 Birds Of A Feather Essex-based sitcom.12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
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Alan Carr: Chatty ManChannel 4, 10pmWhat happens when you getthree men together who talk for aliving and like it? Do they go forthe world record for longest chatevah? Let’s see. Radio 1 DJ and XFactor judge Nick Grimshaw joinsAlan Carr, along with comedianand growing musical theatre starJason Manford. Plus there’smusic from Years and Years.
The Graham Norton ShowBBC1, 10.35pmIf you’re going to make animpression, make a big one.Tonight Dame Maggie Smith joinsour Graham to make her firstBritish chat show appearance in42 years. Let that sink in. Joiningher will be Bradley Cooper andSienna Miller, as well as CindyCrawford – what’s she up tothese days? – and Justin Bieber.
BalletBoyz At TheRoundhouseBBC4, 8pmWho says ballet is for girls? Takethat you ridiculous genderstereotyping folk! This stunninglive performance sees the ten-strong all-male modern dancetroupe knock all manner of socksoff everyone, with backstageinterviews and live musicaccompaniment. Coo.
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Sky112.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00Modern Family (x2) 4.00Futurama (x2) 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Futurama6.00 Futurama 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 ALeague Of Their Own 9.00Mount Pleasant 10.00Football's FunniestMoments 11.00 Zoo12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Don't Tell The Bride 9.00Rent A Cop 9.30 RussellHoward's Good News10.00 EastEnders 11.00Russell Howard's GoodNews 11.30 Family Guy(x2) 12.15am AmericanDad! 12.40 Family Guy 1.00The Fear 1.30 AsianProvocateur 2.00 Together2.30 Rent A Cop
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Sounds Of The 70s 28.00 BalletBoyz At TheRoundhouse. Seehighlights. 9.00 Play ItLoud: The Story Of TheMarshall Amp 10.00 Girl InA Band: Tales From TheRock 'n' Roll Front Line11.00 Girls In Bands At TheBBC 12.00am ... SingsBond
ITV212.10pm Emmerdale 1.15Coronation Street 1.40Dinner Date 2.40 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00Judge Rinder 7.00 You'veBeen Framed! 8.00 TwoAnd A Half Men (x2) 9.00FILM: Scary Movie 4 (2006)10.45 Educating Joey Essex11.45 FILM: House Of Wax(2005) 1.50am GuinnessWorld Records
ITV311.00am Inspector Morse1.15pm Heartbeat 2.15Wild At Heart 3.15 WhereThe Heart Is 4.20 Doctor AtLarge 4.55 Rising Damp5.25 In Loving Memory5.55 Heartbeat 7.00Murder, She Wrote 8.00Midsomer Murders 10.00Law & Order: UK 11.00Marchlands 12.05am FILM:Angela's Ashes (1999)
E42.00pm The Big BangTheory (x2) 3.00 Melissa &Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel'sAgents Of SHIELD 5.00 HowI Met Your Mother 5.30 TheBig Bang Theory (x3) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls8.00 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 9.00 FILM: Skyline(2010) 10.50 The Big BangTheory (x2) 11.50 Drifters12.25am Chewing Gum
More412.55pm Time Team 2.00IPC Athletics WorldChampionships 4.10 FoodUnwrapped 4.40 TheRestoration Man 5.45 APlace In The Sun: Home OrAway 6.50 Building TheDream 7.55 Grand Designs9.00 The Returned 10.20FILM: The Eagle (2011)12.35am 8 Out Of 10 CatsDoes Countdown
Film411.00am The Prince AndThe Pauper (1978) 1.20pmConspiracy Of Hearts(1959) 3.35 Butch CassidyAnd The Sundance Kid(1969) 5.45 Australia (2008)9.00 Stoker (2012) 11.00American Mary (2012)1.05am The Raven (2012)3.20 Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd RockFrom The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From TheSun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00Frasier 9.25 Frasier 10.00 UndercoverBoss USA 11.00 Posh Pawn 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10Sarah Millican Hijacks Deal Or NoDeal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Anothercollection of chilling tales involvingSpringfield's finest family, featuringsome classic movie monsters.6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine starts a riotwhen she feels someone has beentreated unjustly. Pete takes hismanipulation to the next level whenhe buys Jade a devious present.7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreignaffairs documentary series. ReporterMorland Sanders and director KarimShah travel to South Sudan for amoving report on the aid workerstrying to reunite the children andparents trapped on different sides ofthe frontline in the brutal civil war.8.00 TFI Friday The return of theentertainment show hosted by ChrisEvans.9.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TVviewers share their critiques of theweek's biggest shows as they watchthem.10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Seehighlights.11.05 First Dates Dating realityseries following those looking forlove in a restaurant. Georgia and Alexare reunited, and Chloe meets upwith Ben.12.05am Rude Tube: 200% Cats1.00 FILM: Miss March (2009) 2.35Supernatural 3.25 Four Rooms 4.20Hugh's 3 Good Things 4.30 Deal OrNo Deal 5.20 Fifteen To One
Channel Five6.00 – am Children’s television 6.55Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas &Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 PawPatrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Chris Tarrant: Extreme RailwayJourneys 1.15 Home And Away 1.45Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM:Oliver's Ghost (2011) 5.00 5 News At5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Andydiscovers how much Hunter is hurtingfrom the lack of a father figure hedecides to keep Charlotte's secretabout Hunter lighting the fire. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Action-packed observational documentary. 8.00 Faking The Moon Landings:Conspiracy Documentary series thatputs the world's biggest conspiracytheories under the spotlight. BartSibrel and journalist Marcus Allenclaim to have evidence that provesthat the American moon landings inthe late 1960s and 70s were faked.Their’s, and others’, claims areinvestigated.9.00 NCIS New Orleans Spin-off ofthe popular drama series. After asailor is murdered in the champagneroom of a strip club, the NCIS teamlinks the murder weapon to twoadditional unsolved cases.10.00 NCIS US crime drama series.After returning to her job at theDepartment of Defense, McGee'sgirlfriend Delilah finds a break in acontroversial case, prompting her toturn to the NCIS team for help. 10.55 NCIS: Los Angeles US policedrama series. 11.55 Access News and gossip.12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 NowThat's Funny! 4.00 Eamonn And Ruth:How The Other Half Lives 4.45 HouseDoctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders It's Halloween inAlbert Square and events soon take aspooky turn for certain residents, whofind themselves in a terrifyingsituation with no escape. 8.27 BBC News; Regional News 8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom9.00 Have I Got News For YouComedy quiz show that grills celebritycontestants on the week's news.Team captains are Private Eye editorIan Hislop and poker-faced comedianPaul Merton.9.30 The Kennedys Family sitcomset in the 1970s. It's Jenny and Tim'swedding day, and Tony is determinedthat everything will go according toplan. Emma is their bridesmaid but isanxious to take part in the annualJessop Square North vs JessopSquare South grudge football match. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton ShowSee highlights.11.25 Asian ProvocateurDocumentary series.11.50 FILM: Hollywood Homicide(2003) Starring Harrison Ford, JoshHartnett, Lena Olin, BruceGreenwood, Isaiah Washington. Fast-paced tongue-in-cheek crime thriller. 1.40am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.45 BBC News
6.00am Teleshopping6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up WithNatalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Northern Cuisine 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It!11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm The Science Magazine Show2.30 You Make It, We Show It!3.00 Latest TV's Big News5.00 Under The Radar5.30 Bowlegs6.00 Latest News6.30 The Newspapers MikeMendoza is joined by guests todiscuss this week’s stories.7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly ShowGuy Lloyd explores the subjects thataffect our everyday life by searchingYouTube and getting the views ofguests and the general public.7.30 Latest News8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics and theupcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Digital Nation The mostinspiring, amazing and amusingstories of the week.9.00 On The Verge New sounds andbreaking bands.9.30 Bored Gamers ReduxHighlights from series one of BoredGamers, a funny and irreverent lookat video and adult board gaming.10.00 You Make It, We Show It!Latest Bill and David Nethertonpresent a Halloween special withfilms made by you.10.30 Beyond The Grave11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2)12.00am Under The Radar 12.30Bowlegs 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 BoredGamers Redux 4.00 You Make It, WeShow It! 4.30 Beyond The Grave 5.00Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2)
BBC26.45am My Life On A Plate 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Gardeners' World 8.45 Great British Menu 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Animal Park 2.30 Cash In The Attic 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off: ClassOf 2012 4.30 Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - ItTakes Two All the backstage gossipand behind-the-scenes action fromthe world of Strictly Come Dancing.7.00 Gymnastics: WorldChampionships Matt Bakerpresents coverage of the WorldGymnastics Championships fromGlasgow. Beth Tweddle, Mitch Fennerand Christine Still provide expertanalysis.9.00 Great Continental RailwayJourneys Bradshaw's 1913Continental Railway Guide in hand,Michael Portillo visits Italy, where heexperiences first-hand the nation'sneed for speed in a state-of-the-artMaserati sports car. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aimis to be interesting. Stephen Frymeanders about some places whichstart with an 'm' with Sue Perkins,Sami Shah, David Mitchell and AlanDavies.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day's headlineswith Emily Maitlis.11.00 Artsnight Magazine arts show.This edition of Artsnight is curated byspoken word artist George the Poet.11.35 Later... With Jools HollandMusic programme.12.35am FILM: The WitchfinderGeneral (1968) 2.00 Sign Zone:Question Time 3.00 Sign Zone: Brett:A Life With No Arms
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian All thelatest news, sport and breakingstories from across the region withFred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. 6.30 ITV Evening News The latestheadlines from around the world.Followed by a national weatherforecast.7.00 Coronation Street In the wakeof Alya's revelation, Gary lashes out!Mary is thrilled with Brendan'spresence. Ken has a new admirer.7.30 Rugby World Cup: BronzeFinal Live coverage from the OlympicStadium, London. The losing semi-finalists have had a week to lick theirwounds, and now is the chance tofinish the Rugby World Cup on a high.It might not be what the teams werehoping for, but a bronze medal is upfor grabs.10.15 ITV News11.00 Rugby World Cup HighlightsMark Durden-Smith presentshighlights of the Rugby World CupBronze Final from the Queen ElizabethOlympic Park with analysis from UgoMonye and David Flatman.11.45 The Chase Quiz show hostedby Bradley Walsh. Four contestantsmust pit their wits against theChaser, a ruthless quiz geniusdetermined to stop them winning theprize cash.12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITVNightscreen
Doctor WhoBBC1, 8.15pmYou’ve got something on yourface... no, just on the other side,it’s all over your face... actually,yes, you’re a Zygon. Sorry, didn’tmean to be species-ist. But thenyou are kidnapping Osgood, soyou’re not doing yourself anyfavours here. The Doctor, Claraand Unit scatter across the worldto try and free her.
The DresserBBC2, 9pmA touring Shakespeare theatrecompany is a plucky thing to be apart of during the Blitz, and thebombing outside echoes theturbulent times on stage and offfor this production of King Lear.With Sir Anthony Hopkins and SirIan McKellen taking the twoleads as the despotic lead andhis adoring backstage hand.
Britain’s Medieval VampiresMore4, 9pmIsn’t it grand when you discoverthe monsters from under the bedsuddenly might’ve actually beenthere after all? It is Halloweenafter all. This documentary castsa fresh light on disturbing ritualsfrom Britain’s past which mayshow that Dracula’s rootsactually lie in fact rather thanfiction. Someone call Buffy, now.
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Sky110.00am Soccer AM12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00Futurama 1.30 TheSimpsons (x7) 5.00 Supergirl6.00 The Flash 7.00 ModernFamily (x2) 8.00 LandscapeArtist Of The Year 9.00 KarlPilkington: The Moaning OfLife 10.00 You, Me And TheApocalypse 11.00 FILM:Freddy vs Jason (2003)1.00am Night Cops (x2)
BBC37.00pm Great MovieMistakes III: Not In 3D 7.15Top Gear 8.15 Don’t TellThe Bride 9.15 RussellHoward’s Good News (2)10.15 FILM: HannibalRising (2007) 12.10amFamily Guy (x6) 2.15Together 2.45 Rent A Cop3.15 Asian Provocateur3.45 Great Movie MistakesIII: Not In 3D
BBC47.00pm The Mystery OfRome’s X Tomb 8.00 LostKingdoms Of CentralAmerica 9.00 Arne Dahl (x2)11.00 Looking For Mr Bond:007 At The BBC 12.00amGirl In A Band: Tales FromThe Rock ‘n’ Roll Front Line1.00 Girls In Bands At TheBBC 2.00 Top Of The Pops:1980 2.35 Lost Kingdoms OfCentral America
ITV36.00am Rising Damp 6.25Where The Heart Is (x2)8.20 FILM: The ThreeMusketeers (1973) 10.35Inspector Morse 12.50pmInspector Morse 3.00Agatha Christie’s Marple5.00 Lewis 7.00 Doc Martin8.00 Midsomer Murders10.00 Lewis 12.05amInspector Morse 2.05 ITV3Nightscreen
E412.35pm Come Dine WithMe: Halloween Special1.35 Melissa & Joey (x2)2.30 Baby Daddy 3.00 HowI Met Your Mother 3.30FILM: Aliens In The Attic(2009) 5.15 Rude(ish) TubeShorts 5.30 The Big BangTheory (x7) 9.00 FILM: Salt(2010) 11.00 Gogglebox11.50 Gogglebox 12.40amThe Inbetweeners (x2)
More44.10pm Jamie’s MoneySaving Meals 4.40 GreatCanal Journeys 5.45 HomesBy The Sea (x2) 7.55 GrandDesigns 9.00 Britain’sMedieval Vampires. Seehighlights. 10.00 A VeryBritish Witchcraft 11.05FILM: The Sixth Sense(1999) 1.15am Britain’sMedieval Vampires
Film411.00am Diary Of A WimpyKid: Rodrick Rules (2011)1.00pm Gulliver’s Travels(2010) 2.40 Johnny EnglishReborn (2011) 4.45 Coraline(2009) 7.00 The AddamsFamily (1991) 9.00 BramStoker’s Dracula (1992)11.30 You’re Next (2011)1.20am Fragile (2005) 3.30Close
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Channel 46.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40How I Met Your Mother 7.05 How IMet Your Mother 7.30 Ben NevisBraveheart Triathlon 8.00 TheMorning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier10.00 Frasier 10.30 The Big BangTheory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 TheSimpsons 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show. 6.30 Channel 4 News7.00 Grand Designs Property seriesfollowing householders as they buildtheir own homes. A year, and awinter of flooding, since his last visit,Kevin returns to the Thames inBuckinghamshire to see if theeventful construction of the UK’s firstamphibious house has been asuccess. 8.00 How To Be Queen: 63 YearsAnd Counting Documentary lookinghow Queen Elizabeth II has retainedthe nation’s love and respect duringher 63 years on the throne. 9.30 It Was Alright In The 1970sDocumentary series which revisitsthe television decade that tasteforgot. 10.30 TFI Friday Chris Evans’ cultentertainment show. Broadcastingfrom a new home in central London,this week’s guests include CherylFernandez-Versini, Duran Duran,Eagles of Death Metal and Foals.11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats DoesCountdown Jimmy Carr hosts acomedy version of the famous wordsand numbers quiz with team captainsSean Lock and Jon Richardson. 12.40am Fargo 1.50 Alan Carr:Chatty Man 2.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus5.00 River Cottage Bites 5.10 RiverCottage Bites 5.20 Fifteen To One
Channel Five6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television7.05 Paw Patrol 7.15 Little Princess7.30 Pip Ahoy! 7.50 Blaze And TheMonster Machines 8.15 Ben AndHolly’s Little Kingdom 8.30 WandaAnd The Alien 8.45 Toby’s TravellingCircus 8.55 Teenage Mutant NinjaTurtles 9.30 The Saturday Show 11.30The Gadget Show 12.30pm Ice Road Truckers 1.25 IceRoad Truckers 2.25 FILM: The GhostOf Greville Lodge (2000) 4.10 FunniestFalls, Fails & Flops 4.40 Now That’sFunny! 5.40 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take ItAway! 6.30 FILM: Superman III (1983)Starring Christopher Reeve, RichardPryor, Jackie Cooper, PamelaStephenson, Robert Vaughn, AnnetteO’Toole, Margot Kidder. A fantasyadventure pitting the superheroagainst an evil corporation chief andfeaturing a comic turn by RichardPryor as the arch-villain’s computer-tapping protege. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football League Tonight KellyCates and George Riley introducehighlights of this week’s games. Inthe Championship, Birmingham Citytake on Wolves, SheffieldWednesday welcome NottinghamForest and there are also highlightsof Friday’s West London showdownbetween Brentford and QPR. 10.25 FILM: The Cabin In TheWoods (2012) Starring KristenConnolly, Chris Hemsworth, AnnaHutchison, Fran Kranz, RichardJenkins, Bradley Whitford, BrianWhite, Amy Acker, Tom Lenk,Sigourney Weaver and JesseWilliams. Satirical horror. When fivecollege students travel to a remotecabin for a weekend of fun, they geta lot more than they bargained forwhen they venture into the cellar. 12.15am FILM: White Noise (2004)1.55 SuperCasino 4.00 The Gift OfLife 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels OfJarm
BBC16.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Bargain Hunt 1.30 Gymnastics: WorldChampionships 4.15 Final Score 5.25 BBC News 5.35 South East Today 5.45 Pointless Celebrities
6.35 Strictly Come DancingCelebrity dance contest presented byTess Daly and Claudia Winkleman.Strictly does Halloween! Get readyfor the fright of your life and join TessDaly and Claudia Winkleman as the11 remaining couples hit the dancefloor for a spooktacular ballroombattle.8.15 Doctor Who See highlights.9.05 Casualty Hospital drama.Things get fishy when an unlikelypatient comes into the ED, and Jacoblearns there’s no justice in the world.9.55 The National Lottery LiveStart fantasy house shopping...10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day GaryLineker introduces highlights from theday’s seven Premier League matches.Chelsea met Liverpool in the earlykick-off at Stamford Bridge, with bothsides looking to recover from shakystarts to the season. ManchesterUnited travelled to Crystal Palace,while Manchester City hostedNorwich and Arsenal made the tripdown the M4 to face Swansea. Theother fixtures saw strugglingNewcastle face Stoke, and Watfordup against West Ham.11.50 The Apprentice Lord Sugarinstructs the candidates to tap intoone of the UK’s biggest markets - petproducts. 12.50am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.55 BBC News
6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under TheRadar 9.00 Teleshopping9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Noise Reel Extra 10.45 NoiseReel Extra 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC BritishWrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Digital Nation5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra 5.45 Noise Reel Extra 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mexand Jeff Hemmings show and discussgreat music videos that may havebeen under your radar.7.00 Movie Line All the latest movienews, reviews and previews. WithJessica Kellgren Hayes and JosephGunn.7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly ShowGuy Lloyd explores the subjects thataffect our everyday life by searchingYouTube and getting the views ofguests and the general public.8.00 You Make It, We Show It!Latest Bill and David Nethertonpresent films made by you, the greatBrighton public.8.30 The Brighton LightsSessions: Jhon Bentley9.00 FilmFest on TV JessicaKellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV'svery own weekly Film Festival, adedicated film night for movies,shorts, and new brand new workfrom film makers.11.00 Under The Radar11.30 Noise Reel12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions:Jhon Bentley3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under TheRadar 5.30 Noise Reel
BBC26.10am FILM: Jules Verne’s Rocket ToThe Moon (1967) 8.05 FILM: The ManIn The White Suit (1951) 9.30 HomesUnder The Hammer 10.30 AnimalPark 11.00 Animal SOS 11.30 Animal SOS 12.00pm My Life On A Plate 12.45 My Life On A Plate 1.30 Terry And Mason’s Great FoodTrip 2.00 Great British Comedies: TalkingPictures 2.35 FILM: Lucky Jim (1957) 4.10 FILM: Whisky Galore! (1949) 5.30 Escape To The Continent 6.30 Flog It! Presenter Paul Martinand his team are in Ashbourne,Derbyshire, where he and expertsMichael Baggot and Will Axon picktheir way through well-kept treasuresand collectibles from the QueenElizabeth Grammar School. Will spotsa slightly ghoulish item, but will thatput off the bidders at auction? Paulvisits Chatsworth House.7.30 Great Continental RailwayJourneys Bradshaw’s 1913Continental Railway Guide in hand,Michael Portillo visits Italy, where heexperiences first-hand the nation’sneed for speed in a state-of-the-artMaserati sports car. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic sitcomabout a Home Guard unit. Like everyother town, Walmington-on-Sea is tohave its War Weapons Week. Theevent is to be marked by a parade ofall Auxiliary Services such as theWardens, Auxiliary Fire Service, thenurses, the Rescue Squad and ofcourse the Home Guard. The wholeprocession is to be led by the drumand bugle band of the Sea Scouts. 9.00 The Dresser See highlights.10.45 Formula 1: The MexicanGrand Prix - Qualifying HighlightsSuzi Perry presents highlights fromqualifying for the Mexican Grand Prix,which took place earlier. 12.00am FILM: Fright Night (2011)1.40 FILM: Horror Express (1972)
ITV16.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10Bottom Knocker Street 6.25 BottomKnocker Street 6.40 Dino Dan: Trek’sAdventures 7.05 Signed Stories:Share A Story 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super4 7.40 Adventure Time 8.00 AvengersAssemble 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go9.00 Jessie 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA11.15 ITV News & Weather 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm Downton Abbey 1.30 The X Factor 3.00 Rugby World Cup Final 6.45 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from acrossthe region. Includes Meridianweather.6.50 ITV News; Weather The latestheadlines from around the world.Followed by a national weatherforecast.7.00 The Chase Celebrity SpecialBradley Walsh hosts as fourcelebrities come together as a teamin order to take on one of thecountry’s finest quiz brains. RanvirSingh, John Sergeant, Ugo Monyeand Mariella Frostrup join forces inan attempt to win thousands ofpounds for their chosen charities, butwho will they have to outrun in orderto win the money?8.00 The X Factor10.25 The Jonathan Ross ShowJonathan welcomes to the studio theKing’s former wife - the incrediblePriscilla Presley - musical legend ElvisCostello, the award-winningcomedian Rob Beckett and excitingnew French experimental bandCaravan Palace.11.30 ITV News; Weather11.45 Rugby World Cup HighlightsMark Durden-Smith presentshighlights of the Rugby World CupFinal from Twickenham with analysisfrom Ugo Monye and David Flatman.12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 Show MeThe Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
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The HuntBBC1, 9pmOh yeah, it’s all about thatAttenborough. Those sombretones that guide us through themost stunning and brutal truths innature, with hunting clearlyhaving heaps of both of thoseingredients. From long distancestalkers like Nile crocodiles, tokiller whales who use teamwork.All narrated by magic Sir David.
Downton AbbeyITV1, 9pmSuch happenings, such a busyhousehold – well it would be withthat many people in it. No wonderthese old houses have all beenturned into hotels. Henry Talbotinvites the Crawleys to watch himmotor racing at Brooklands, butevents leave Mary reeling. AndViolet makes a plan to surprisethe family.
The Ty And Ky ShowITV2, 10pmAlways good to set up a familybusiness – familiarity breeds alack of standing on ceremony,which in this case means a fineseam of comedy exposed. Thispilot sees cousins Tyrone-LeeDavis and Kieran Shekoni in theirown comedy sketch show,featuring characters from allmanner of influences. Lots!
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Sky19.00am Supergirl 10.00The Flash 11.00 WWE Raw12.00pm Bring The Noise1.00 Futurama (x4) 3.00Modern Family (x4) 5.00The Simpsons 5.30 TheMuppets 6.00 ModernFamily 6.30 The Simpsons(x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Zoo10.00 Stop Search Seize11.00 Road Wars 12.00amAir Ambulance ER (x2)
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00Russell Howard’s GoodNews (x2) 10.00 FILM:Halloween: Resurrection(2002) 11.25 RussellHoward’s Good News Extra12.10am Family Guy (x2)12.55 American Dad! 1.15Rent A Cop 1.45 RussellHoward’s Good News 2.15The World’s Worst Place
BBC47.00pm London On Film:The West End 7.30 JacobiOn Garrick: Godfather OfThe British Stage 8.00 TheDresser: Ronald HarwoodIn Conversation WithRichard Eyre 9.00 KnightsOf Classic Drama At TheBBC 10.00 Charles DarwinAnd The Tree Of Life 11.00Screen Goddesses: Arena12.00am Natural World
ITV22.30pm Totally You’veBeen Framed! 2 3.35 FILM:Scooby-Doo (2002) 5.20FILM: Space Jam (1996)7.05 FILM: Bill And Ted’sExcellent Adventure (1989)9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00The Ty And Ky Show. Seehighlights. 10.30 All AboutThe Bants 11.00 FILM: TheFaculty (1998) 1.10am TheTy And Ky Show
ITV38.30am Heartbeat (x2) 10.35Rosemary And Thyme (x2)12.35pm Inspector Morse2.50 Lewis 4.50 MidsomerMurders 6.55 Sunday NightAt The Palladium 7.55Wycliffe 9.00 The Nation’sFavourite Elvis Song 10.30Birds Of A Feather 11.00 ATouch Of Frost 1.10amFILM: The Rebel (1961) 2.55Doctor At Large (x2) ~
E49.00am Made In Chelsea10.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus12.30pm FILM: See SpotRun (2001) 2.30 CouplesCome Dine With Me (x2)4.35 The Big Bang Theory(x7) 8.00 Film: Marley AndMe (2008) 10.20 TheInbetweeners (x2) 11.30The IT Crowd (x2) 12.30amScream Queens 1.35Drifters
More412.00pm Great CanalJourneys 1.05 Jamie’sMoney Saving Meals (x3)2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20Come Dine With Me (x5)8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 NaziMegastructures 10.00Obsessive CompulsiveCleaners 11.05 24 Hours InA&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10Cats Does Countdown 1.10Nazi Megastructures
Film411.00am Escape From ThePlanet Of The Apes (1971)1.00pm The Tooth Fairy(2010) 3.05 Sword OfSherwood Forest (1960)4.40 Five Children And It(2004) 6.25 Wall Street:Money Never Sleeps (2010)9.00 Friends With Benefits(2011) 11.10 Don’t Say AWord (2001) 1.25am LikeSomeone In Love (2012)
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Channel 46.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 Cycling: Six Day London 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm FILM: The Legend Of Zorro(2005) 3.00 FILM: The Core (2003) 5.40 Channel 4 News
6.05 A Place In The Sun: WinterSun Property series presented byJonnie Irwin. Peter and Sue Keeganfrom Liverpool have retirement on thehorizon and dream of moving toSarasota, Florida.7.00 Restoring Britain’sLandmarks Documentary serieswhich goes behind the scenes atconservation charity, The LandmarkTrust, and follows its restorations ofsome of Britain’s most remarkablehistorical buildings. Alastair Dick-Cleland heads to the Trust’s mostremote and challenging location,Lundy Island. 8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travelseries with Timothy West andPrunella Scales. This time the coupletravel from Birmingham to Braunstonin Northamptonshire, for a festival ofvintage canal boats. 9.00 Homeland American drama.Answers elude Carrie. Saul andAllison run an operation.10.05 Gogglebox Opinionated TVviewers share their critiques of theweek’s biggest shows as they watchthem.11.10 FILM: Warm Bodies (2013)(2013) Starring Nicholas Hoult, TeresaPalmer, John Malkovich. Darkcomedy. 1.00am Grand Designs Australia1.55 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners2.50 Come Dine With Me (x4) 5.05Location, Location, Location
Channel Five6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television6.55 Zack And Quack 7.10 Make WayFor Noddy 7.20 Paw Patrol 7.35 LittlePrincess 7.45 Pip Ahoy! 8.00 BlazeAnd The Monster Machines 8.20 BenAnd Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.40Wanda And The Alien 8.55 Toby’sTravelling Circus 9.10 Jelly Jamm9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Teenage MutantNinja Turtles 10.30 Football LeagueTonight 11.55 Ice Road Truckers 12.55pm Ice Road Truckers 1.50 IceRoad Truckers 2.50 FILM: HauntedHoneymoon (1986) 4.25 FILM: HighSpirits (1988) 6.15 FILM: Addams Family Values(1993) Starring Anjelica Huston, RaulJulia, Christopher Lloyd, Joan Cusack,Christina Ricci, Jimmy Workman andCarel Struycken. Sequel to the blackcomedy about the morbid Addamsclan. The new nanny turns out to be aserial murderer bent on stealingUncle Fester’s money. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 FILM: Arachnophobia (1990)Starring Jeff Daniels, Harley JaneKozak, John Goodman, Julian Sands,Stuart Pankin, Brian McNamara,Mark L Taylor, Henry Jones, PeterJason, James Handy, Roy Brocksmithand Kathy Kinney. Heart-stoppinghorror yarn in which a doctor, RossJennings, moves his family to a newtown only to find his patients fallingvictim to the offspring of a deadlytropical variety of the very creaturehe loathes - the spider. 10.05 The Haunting Of RadcliffeHouse Feature-length horror mysterydrama set against a backdrop of theYorkshire Moors in winter. A youngfamily move to an isolated estatethat the wife has been hired torestore, only to discover that theprevious owner is reputed to havemurdered his wife.12.00am FILM: Poltergeist (1982)1.55 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big5.20 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm5.50 Angels Of Jarm
BBC16.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Eat Well For Less? 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Points Of View 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 Pointless Celebrities 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today 6.00 Countryfile’s Ramble ForChildren In Need In this specialextended edition of the programme,the team present the first everCountryfile Ramble for BBC Childrenin Need. 7.15 Strictly Come DancingCelebrity dance contest. Pumpkins atthe ready as Tess Daly and ClaudiaWinkleman present a results showfull of freaky Halloween delights, aperformance of Demons by JamesMorrison and a bewitching grouproutine by the professionals. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow TheAntiques Roadshow returns toBolsover Castle in Derbyshire. Theteam are transported back tochildhood by a complete set of EnidBlyton’s Famous Five books, while avast collection of vintage hats drawsa crowd as Fiona meets a womanwhose hobby has become aprofession. Books specialist JustinCroft gets a new insight into DHLawrence.9.00 The Hunt See highlights.10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Formula 1: The MexicanGrand Prix - Highlights Suzi Perryintroduces highlights of the MexicanGrand Prix from the AutodromoHermanos Rodriguez. 12.00am Citizen Khan 12.30Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35BBC News
6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 The Musicof Barry Mills 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30Under The Radar 10.00 Teleshopping10.30 Under The Radar 11.00Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Noise ReelExtra (x2) 1.00 The Music of BarryMills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It!2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly3.00 Millionaires' Row 3.30 GrowingConcerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30The Music of Barry Mills6.00 Latest News The latest newsplus national and internationalupdates and an up-to-date forecastfor your area and beyond.6.30 The Science Magazine ShowA debate about assisted dying andeuthanasia.7.00 The Easy Riders As their roadtrip reaches its final leg, Danny John-Jules and the boys limber up with abit of yoga before heading to theirfinal destination in Valencia.7.30 Latest News 8.00 You Make It, We Show It!Latest Bill and David Nethertonpresent films made by you, the greatBrighton public.8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV This week,Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces'Moving Sounds' a documentary byRamsay S James and Tom Sands, andtwo short films by John Hoye.11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mexand Jeff Hemmings show and discussgreat music videos.11.30 Under The Radar videos12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show1.00 Teleshopping1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar
BBC26.30am The A To Z Of TV Gardening7.15 The Big Allotment Challenge8.15 Countryfile 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 My Life On A Plate 11.30 My Life On A Plate12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 FA Cup: The Road To Wembley 1.30 Gymnastics: WorldChampionships 4.45 Rugby League: England v NewZealand
7.00 Caribbean With Simon ReeveTravel series.8.00 Earth’s Wildest Waters - TheBig Fish UK Documentary seriesexploring the incredible world offishing, presented by Ben Fogle. Thefive anglers head to Costa Rica toexplore the Pacific Ocean and comeface to face with some of the mostincredible fish in the world. 9.00 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots:Inside The RAF Action-packedseries looking at the Red Arrows andthe RAF’s finest aerial display teams.The RAF’s spectacular summerdisplay season continues apace asthe Red Arrows continue to battle theGreat British weather, will their luckchange? Meanwhile, as the mightyTyphoon jet struts its stuff over thebeautiful Bournemouth coastline, howwill our pilots cope with the mostshocking news of the summer?10.00 Match Of The Day 2Highlights from the day’s two PremierLeague matches. The fixturesincluded a much-anticipated southcoast derby between Southamptonand Bournemouth. 11.00 Family Guy Comedy.11.20 Family Guy Comedy.11.45 Top Coppers Comedy series.12.15am NFL: Kansas City Chiefs VDetroit Lions 1.15 FILM: TheAbominable Snowman (1957) 2.40Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.35 SignZone: Holby City
ITV16.00 – 6.55am Children’s television6.55 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.05Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.10Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 The MattHatter Chronicles 8.00 AvengersAssemble 8.30 Fish Hooks 8.45 FishHooks 9.00 Horrible Science 9.25Murder, She Wrote 10.25 The JeremyKyle Show 11.25 ITV News &Weather 11.35 The Jeremy KyleShow 12.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.45All Star Family Fortunes 2.25 The XFactor 4.50 Everything Or Nothing:The Untold Stories Of 007 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather7.00 Jekyll And Hyde Fantasydrama series set in 1930s London.Robert cannot understand how hesurvived the attempt on his life, andfollows the advice of new friends Lilyand Max to seek answers in hisgrandfather’s house. Meanwhile, hisbrother Ravi must evade the undeadand the colonial police to bringRobert news from Ceylon. Robert tellsMax about being attacked in the EastEnd, so Max takes him back to theEmpire Hall where Bella and Garsonrecognise him from the night before.When Robert transforms again andsaves Garson’s life, the old manreveals he once worked for Robert’sfamily.8.00 The X Factor Results9.00 Downton Abbey Seehighlights.10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Bond Girls Are ForeverMaryam D’Abo, star of The LivingDaylights, discusses what it is like tobe a Bond girl with other stars fromthe long-running and hugelysuccessful action-adventure movieseries, including Ursula Andress,Honor Blackman and Halle Berry.11.20 The Chase Quiz show hostedby Bradley Walsh. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Britain’s Benefit Experiment:Channel 4 DispatchesChannel 4, 8pmWith tears on Question Time anda general uproar over thegovernment’s planned cuts toWorking Tax Credits providing thebackdrop, Tazeen Ahmedinvestigates a new initiative bythe Department of Work andPensions, currently piloting.Great. Just great.
Simply NigellaBBC2, 8.30pmOh lawks, it’s definitely gettinginto cold weather here with abrand new series from Nigella onhow to rustle up the best winterwarmers and tasty seasonaltreats. She’s gonna make it sothat we all understand this timethough as these recipes comewith the guarantee that they’ll bequick and calm. Promise.
Scream QueensE4, 10pmIf you’re missing your Halloweenscary hit then feast yourself onthis new series – part blackcomedy and part slasher drama.There’s a killer on the loose in anAmerican university sorority andit’s Hell Week. Plenty of scopehere for hazing to take a turn forthe worse, and for a house’shistory to be very mysterious.
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Sky11.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2)3.00 Greggs: More ThanMeats The Pie 4.00Futurama (x2) 5.00 ModernFamily 5.30 Futurama (x2)6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 The Muppets 8.30Modern Family 9.00 Trollied9.30 After Hours 10.00Bring The Noise 11.00Mount Pleasant 12.00amNCIS: Los Angeles
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’tTell The Bride 9.00 Is ThisRape? Sex On Trial 10.00EastEnders 10.30 The Fear11.00 Family Guy 11.25Family Guy 11.45 AmericanDad! 12.10am Family Guy12.30 Is This Rape? Sex OnTrial 1.30 The Fear 2.00Professor Green: SuicideAnd Me 3.00 Is This Rape?Sex On Trial
BBC47.00pm News 7.30 AnIsland Parish: Falklands 8.00The Secret Life Of Books:Confessions Of An EnglishOpium Eater 8.30 TheQuizeum 9.00 Lockerbie: MyBrother’s Bomber - Storyville10.30 Lost Kingdoms OfCentral America 11.30Horizon: The Truth AboutExercise 12.30am ScreenGoddesses: Arena
ITV212.10pm Coronation Street12.40 The Cube 1.40 DinnerDate 2.40 The Jeremy KyleShow (x3) 6.00 JudgeRinder 7.00 You’ve BeenFramed! (x2) 8.00 Two AndA Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM:The Fast And The Furious(2001) 11.10 The ComedyBasement 11.40 Sniggaz12.10am Celebrity Juice:Halloween Special
ITV310.50am Inspector Morse1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05Wild At Heart 3.05 WhereThe Heart Is 4.10 Doctor AtLarge 4.40 Rising Damp5.15 George And Mildred5.50 Heartbeat 6.50Murder, She Wrote 7.50Wycliffe 9.00 Executed10.00 Law & Order: UK11.00 Like Father, Like Son12.35am Inspector Morse
E45.00pm How I Met YourMother (x2) 6.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 2 BrokeGirls 8.00 The Big BangTheory (x2) 9.00 Made InChelsea 10.00 ScreamQueens. See highlights.11.00 Gogglebox 11.50 TheBig Bang Theory (x2)12.45am Brooklyn Nine-Nine
More411.20am FILM: Bell, BookAnd Candle (1958) 1.25pmTime Team (x2) 3.35Walking Through History4.40 Penelope Keith’sHidden Villages 5.45 APlace In The Sun (x2) 7.55Grand Designs 9.00 TheSupervet 10.00 24 Hours InA&E 11.05 EmbarrassingBodies (x2) 1.15am TheSupervet
Film411.00am Bitter Victory(1958) 1.05pm That TouchOf Mink (1962) 3.05 DeathDrums Along The River(1963) 4.45 Thunder Bay(1953) 6.50 Mission:Impossible (1996) 9.00 G.I.Joe: Retaliation (2012)11.10 Patriot Games (1992)1.25am La Linea (2008)3.20 Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd RockFrom The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From TheSun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00Come Dine With Me 11.30 ComeDine With Me 12.00pm News 12.05 Come DineWith Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me1.10 Benchmark 2.10 Deal Or No Deal3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In TheSun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons6.30 Hollyoaks An incensed Siennasets out to prove that Maxine istaking her dad for a fool. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Britain’s BenefitsExperiment: Channel 4Dispatches See highlights.8.30 Food Unwrapped JimmyDoherty, Kate Quilton and MattTebbutt travel the globe to uncoverthe truth about our food. The teamlooks back at some of their favouriteinvestigations. 9.00 SAS: Who Dares WinsDocumentary series in which a groupof ex-Special Forces soldiers recreatethe SAS selection process. Of the 30recruits who started the course, only12 remain and the staff focus on therecruits’ fear. 10.00 Fargo Second series of the UScrime drama, set 30 years before theevents of the first. The Gerhardts’search for Rye intensifies, while Loutakes a trip to Fargo, and Peggyoverhears a new theory about theWaffle Hut shooter.11.05 It Was Alright In The 1970sDocumentary series which revisitsthe television decade that tasteforgot. 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.00Kitchen Impossible With Michel RouxJr 1.55 FILM: Kai Po Che! (2013) 4.05Location, Location, Location 5.05Fifteen To One
Channel Five6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas &Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben AndHolly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot TheTiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff11.10 Ice Road Truckers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 IceRoad Truckers 1.15 Home And Away1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM:Deadly Revenge (2013) 5.00 5 NewsAt 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Marilyn’sformer actions may ruin her andJohn’s chances of fostering a baby. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer show presented byJason Bradbury, Amy Williams, OrtisDeley and Jon Bentley. Jon questionswhether mobile phone reception isgetting worse.8.00 Police Interceptors Action-packed observational documentaryseries following the high-speedpolice interceptors of Durham andCleveland. 9.00 TBA10.00 Britain’s Horror HomesDocumentary series. Michael’s newlyrenovated home was left in anunrecognisable state by tenants fromhell, Carol’s 17th century timbercottage is disrupted by floodingwhich has attracted some unwantedvisitors, and Christine and Alan’s liveshave been made a misery when awaste facility opened up down theroad.11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take ItAway! Heartbreaking stories ofpeople on the sharp end of bad debt. 12.00am My Sister Had MyBoyfriend’s Baby...and OtherBetrayals 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies:Puppy Special 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 The People Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Emma Thomasexamines how the national livingwage will affect families in Kent andSussex. As a football fan givestheatre a go, Natalie Grahamexamines the state of the stage inthe south east. 8.00 EastEnders As Halloween inAlbert Square continues, thenightmare for the Mitchells is farfrom over. When further truths cometo the surface, one resident makes adisturbing discovery. 8.30 Panorama Panorama.9.00 Hugh’s War On Waste HughFearnley-Whittingstall is on a missionto change the way we think aboutwaste, by challenging thesupermarkets and fast food industryto drastically reduce the amount ofwaste they generate.10.00 BBC News At Ten10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More NewsFor You Satirical news quiz. Regularteam captains Paul Merton and IanHislop are joined by a guest host andguest panellists Grayson Perry andKatherine Ryan.11.20 The Graham Norton ShowTalk show. 12.05am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.10 BBC News
6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 GuyLloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Teleshopping7.30 The Newspapers 8.00Teleshopping 8.30 Growing Concerns9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The ScienceMagazine Show 10.00 Teleshopping10.30 The Easy Riders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm TheNewspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns2.00 The Easy Riders2.30 The Science Magazine Show3.00 Latest TV's Big News5.00 Noise Floor5.30 Noise Floor6.00 Latest News6.30 The Science Magazine ShowA debate about assisted dying andeuthanasia.7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show GuyLloyd explores the subjects thataffect our everyday life by searchingYouTube and getting the views ofguests and the general public.7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery SherrieEugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend anintoxicating infusion of Caribbean andAsian Food from recipes handeddown by their parents.9.00 Latest News 9.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyletakes a trip to the fish quay at NorthShields. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New soundsand breaking bands.11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed,musical merry-go-round: 30 minutesof pop music, upcycled ephemera andstunning cinematography.12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News2.00 The Vote 2.30 Carib-AsianCookery 3.00 Latest News 3.30Northern Cuisine (x2) 4.30 LatestNews 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast
BBC26.15am My Life On A Plate 7.00 The Edge 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.15 Formula 1: The Mexican GrandPrix - Highlights 2.45 The Great British Bake Off 3.45 Nature’s Weirdest Events 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Antiques Roadshow
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - ItTakes Two All the gossip, exclusivenews and behind-the-scenes action.7.00 Grand Tours Of The ScottishIslands Paul Murton sets out toexperience island life on the myriadof islands that lie off the Scottishcoast. In this final episode, he visitsthe ‘Atlantic Twin’ islands of Coll andTiree. 7.30 Only Connect Quiz showpresented by Victoria Coren Mitchell.8.00 University Challenge JeremyPaxman asks the questions in thisquiz series for students. 8.30 Simply Nigella See highlights.9.00 Autumnwatch Autumnwatch isback, live from a brand new location -the Wildfowl & Wetland TrustCaerlaverock Reserve in the beautifulsouth west of Scotland.10.00 Mock The Week Dara OBriain and the team return foranother series of the topical comedyfeaturing guests Rob Beckett, MiltonJones, Ellie Taylor and JoshWiddicombe.10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots:Inside The RAF Action-packedseries looking at the Red Arrows andthe RAF’s finest aerial display teams. 12.15am Face Of Britain By SimonSchama 1.15 Sign Zone: TheApprentice 2.15 Sign Zone: DIY SOS:Homes For Veterans
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me! 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Megan worries hersecret is out. Pete gets a lifeline. 7.30 Coronation Street AngryZeedan lies in wait for Jason. Kyliefinds solace with an old friend. Nessagrabs the chance to spend time withKen.8.00 Countrywise Paul Heiney, BenFogle and Liz Bonnin present theshow celebrating rural Britain. 8.30 Coronation Street Can Zeedangive Alya the support she needs?Kylie is in danger of spilling thebeans to Eva.9.00 Doc Martin Drama series abouta curmudgeonly country doctor andhis patients in Cornwall. Martin findshimself trapped by Annie Winton whodesperately wants him to try andsave her husband Jim, who hasrecently been diagnosed as havingterminal cancer. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.50 The Job Lot Sitcom set in aWest Midlands job centre. Relationsbetween management and theworkforce break down over healthand safety and plans for theChristmas party. 11.20 Murder, She Wrote Murdermystery series about a sleuthingwriter. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show 4.00 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
