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LIFE Ionizer Scams - Really?

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Life Ionizer Scams or Myths? Read the False Scams posted by Competitors of LIFE Ionizers.Largest and oldest distributors and manufacturers of water ionizer in the world.
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* Myths about LIFE Ionizer ® Scams posted by Competitors
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Page 1: LIFE Ionizer Scams - Really?

*Myths about LIFE Ionizer® Scams posted by

Competitors

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It’s natural for a company to boast of the benefits of their products, and to point out the weaknesses in their competitor’s product. But what happens when a company can’t find anything wrong with their competitor’s products? They make stuff up, and some of it’s actually pretty funny!

For your entertainment, what follows are some of the silliest things our competitors say about LIFE Ionizers®.

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*3,125 Reasons why a LIFE Ionizers® plate won’t MELT

Enagic® Kangen® sells water ionizers through multi-level marketing, 8 people get paid every time a dealer sells a machine. They frequently get desperate, and then the silliness begins! Our favorite is the myth that LIFE Ionizer® plates - which are made of titanium and platinum - could actually melt!

Titanium melts at 3,034 degrees, and platinum melts at 3,125 degrees. The only place it gets that hot in nature is inside a star!

Why it’s SILLY!

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*What are they TALKING about???

Sometimes, you get a competitor so desperate to criticize your product, that they will say anything - even if it doesn’t make sense! This is the case with a competitor called Air Water Life ionizers (why did they name themselves after us???) that makes the very confusing claim that the LIFE Ionizers® scam is a phishing scam.

Air Water Life’s claim doesn’t make any sense, how could there be a phishing scam inside a LIFE Ionizer®?

Why it’s FUNNY! Air Water Life thinks that there are a lot of LIFE Ionizer® scams - or water ionizer scams. They never say what those scams actually are. Air Water Life ionizers even went so far as to make a faked ‘customer’ video complaining about LIFE Ionizers®. You can tell it’s fake because the ‘customer’ promotes Air Water Life at the same time they’re ‘reviewing’ LIFE Ionizers®!

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*No VISITATION rights?Another competitor, “Cathy” who sells water ionizers out of her home says she became disillusioned when LIFE “wouldn’t allow her to come visit us”. She claims to have even have sold our ionizers before finding this out! Of course, all this is news to us here at LIFE Ionizers®.

Why it’s RIDICULOUS!

Unlike Cathy, LIFE Ionizers® is an actual business, with a huge 8500 square foot office, with over 40 employees, that is open to the public, and you can come visit. If you’d like, come by and see us at: 6352 Corte Del Abeto, Suite H, Carlsbad, CA 92011. We’re open 6am – 7pm PST Monday through Friday and 8am – 4pm on Saturday. Feel free to bring a gallon jug, and grab a free gallon of alkaline water while you’re here! We have offices in many other countries as well!

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*Enagic®

CAN’T STOP with the LIFE Ionizer scams

Some of the LIFE Ionizers® scam reports are so silly, we actually get tipped off by competitors that want to share a laugh with us. An ionizer review site called Water for Life tipped us off to another Enagic® scam. This time they’re claiming that LIFE Ionizers® offers solid plates (like Enagic®) as an option. Actually, the opposite is true, flat plates are standard in a LIFE Ionizer® - always have been, always will be.Why it’s SILLY:

How could they get things so backwards? All of our other competitors know that LIFE uses flat plates standard, and offers MESH as an option - and they don’t melt!

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*Enagic® is STUNNED that LIFE’s CEO owns websites

Enagic® is worried because LIFE’s CEO,  Rick H Cabados owns several different websites. They list a variety of websites... some of which aren’t actually owned by Cabados!

Why this is STUPID:

Last we checked, America was a free country, and you’re allowed to own as many companies as you want.

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*How many people WORK at LIFE Ionizers®?

LIFE has over 40 employees, but according to Enagic®, we have only two:

"According to a Better Business Bureau report on EarthTrade Water™, the so called "team of experts" consists of 2 employees, Rick Cabados, listed as the Owner, and another unnamed individual."

Why this is FAKE:

The Better Business Bureau lists the number of employees at EarthTrade Water™ as 49.

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*WHY are our competitors running LIFE Ionizers scams

What’s with our competitors? First they want to imitate us (Air Water Life ionizers) then they want to criticize us. Perhaps it’s just hard to argue with all our satisfied customers. After all, EarthTrade Water has been around since 1996, which makes LIFE Ionizers one of the largest and oldest distributors and manufacturers of water ionizer in the World today. Or maybe they’re intimidated by the fact that LIFE Ionizers is the second largest water ionizer company in the World and we sell everything from home units up to industrial ionizers for water bottling plants. Perhaps  our experience and expertise like that makes them envious. Whatever it is, we hope they keep the laughs coming!


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