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Thursday, July 18. 1985 Most Beautiful Long Span Bridge of the Year THE KENNEWICK (WASHJ COURIER-REPORTER THIS is the Bourne bridge across the Cape Cod canal at Bourne, Mass, which was the winner of the class A prize of the American Institute of Steel Construction as the most beautiful long span bridge built during the last year. A l DANNY MEADOW MOUSE IS GLAD HE IS SMALL [F‘ EVER in all the Great World there was a startled Bear, that one was Buster Bear when Danny Meadow Mouse ran straight at him. Beechnuts were in Buster Bear’s mind. sweet little beechnuts and nothing else, when he reached out a great paw to rake over that pile of leaves. It didn't enter Buster’s head that there might be anything but beechnuts under them. So. when Danny Meadow Mouse with a frightened squeak darted out from Danny Had Darted Behind a Big Tree. under Buster's very paw and straight toward him, Buster was so surprised and startled that for a second or two he didn‘t know whatto do. Now it seemed an absolutely crazy thing for Danny to run straight at Buster, but the truth is it was the wisest thing he could have done. It wasn't wisdom that made him do it. No. indeed, it wasn't wisdom at all. It was just pure fright and nothing else. Danny was so frightened that he didn't have any idea at all where he was running. He Just ran. that was all; And because he happened to be tac- -ing Buster Bear he ran straight at him. Now If he had run away from Buster things might not have turned out at all as they did. Buster would BEDTIME STORY By THORNTON w. BURGESS have seen just where he went and the instant he recovered from his surprise would have been after him. As it was, Danny darted right un- der Buster’s big paw and right across the toes of one of Buster’s big hind feet. Buster is a big fel- low and he looks clumsy. but he isn’t nearly as clumsy as he looks. In fact, Buster isn’t clumsy at all. He is surprisingly quick in his move- ments for such a big fellow. The instant he recovered from his sur- prise at the sudden appearanse of Danny Meadow Mouse. Buster whirled about. A fat Meadow Mouse would go splendidly with those sweet beechnuts he had eaten. But by the time Buster had turned about Danny had darted behind a big tree and there he stopped. He stopped because he didn't know which way to go. It happens that that was the wisest thing he could have done. You see. it he had con- tinued to run he would have rustled the dry leaves and Buster would have known Just where he was. But because he stopped as he did there was nothing to tell Buster which way he had gone. For once in his life Danny Mead- ow Mouse was glad he was little. Right then he would have been glad to be smaller than he was. Many, many times he had wished he was big, but now he was very. very thankful that he wasn't. Had he been big, as big, let us say. as Peter Rabbit. the chances are ,that he wouldn’t have been able to slip out from under Buster’s big paw as he had done. He was glad that he was little. Yes, indeed. Danny Meadow Mouse was glad that he was little. Q 'l‘. W. ?lament—WW Service. I EYou Know— That thousands of white bond-servants sent over from England and bound to serve for seven or ten years. did most of the work in the American colonies until about the close of the Seven- teenth century. During the time of their bondage they could be bought and sold like slaves. Q loom" Newspaper Brndlclu. WNU Servloc. SOMEBODY SAID A LOVING WORD By ANNE CAMPBELL SoM-ODY said a loving word! The dark skies turned to blue. Upon Hope’s hamstring: brave tune: stirred, And every aim was true. Somebody spoke a thought that made Into a kindly one, And pathways opened to my gaze, That led me to the sun. Somebody spoke a thought that made . The gloomy outlook fair, And scattered light where there was shade, And gladness everywhere! Copyright—Whit! Service. IPA,BA,,|KNDW§— “Pop, what It mam-0?": “Ripe peach." ' a Bell Syndlmo.—WNU eon-via. QUESTION BOX . by ED WYN N, The Perfect Fool Dear Mr. Wynn: _ In our llttle town there has start- ed a movement which Is called “The Own Your Own Home Movement." Can you tell me what thls is and why It In called a Building-Loan Scheme? Truly Yours. ANN APARTMENT. Answer: The idea is a simple one. The building companies ad- vance the money to build you a house and you pay them so much money every month. By the time you have become absolutely disgust- ed and dissatis?ed with the place, it is yours. Dear Mr. Wynn : Yesterday ‘I happened to be on the East Side, and Just as I passed two men, I heard one man say, in a” loud voice. “I’m a brick.”_ In an Instant the other chap punched him In the jaw and layed him ?at in the sidewalk. How do you account for that? Sincerely, U. WOOD RUN’I‘OO. Answer: One man said he was a brick, and the other fellow must have been a bricklayer. Dear Mr. Wynn: Two friends of mine left yester- day on a camping trip. As they left me I noticed that each one had a stone jug in‘ his hand. They told me they were taking them along to use for their plllows. Don’t you thlnk stone jugs are rather R'hard things to sleep on? Truly yours. MARY N. JUNE. Answer: Your friends probably lntend ?lling the Jugs with straw to make them soft. - ' Dear Mr. Wynn: I Just received- a letter from a friend of mine in which he says he intends coming clean from Denver. 0010.. to New York on a bicycle. Do you believe he can do it! Truly yours, HANSEN FEET. Answer: _He can come that far on a bicycle. but not clean. Dear Mr. Wynn: I took my ?rst trip to Chinatown and the Bowery laat Sunday. The funniest thing I think I ever saw was a sign in front of a Chinatown hotel which read. “Rooms 50c and 55c." Now what could possibly be the difference between a 50c room and a 55c room? - Truly yours, I. TOOKABUS. Answer: They put mouse traps in the 55c rooms. wxu Sonia 0 Amolutod Hm MINUI'E MAKE-UPS =By V. V. The latest thing is iridescent eye lashes! First you - mascara the lashes and then you brush them with a gold or sliver-necked eye shadow. which, It seems, clings to them and makes them glitter. Quite new and completely devastating. Conn-13h! by Public Lem. no. WNU Service. Dog Days _. MOTHEWS o COOK BOOK SUMMER MEALS DURING the warm weather is the time to let down on all an- necessary work so that mother may‘ have a little vacation as well. In- formal serving—letting the young- sters do the work—it will he a change from school work. and it ls a good thing to train them to do all kinds of household tasks. The girls, of course, are expected to have this training before they go into their own homes. or how will they know how to deal with house- hold matters and spend the money given to them for the upkeep of the home? Boys. too.~ should begin early to learn how to cook simple foods, be able to make a good cup of coffee. prepare a crisp piece of toast. and serve a well-cooked egg. These accomplishments are not only helpful but often necessary in cases of illness or absence or the house- wlfe. It is not always easy or agreeable for a good housekeeper to turn over the work to her .:hildren. but It is most gratifying in results. Now is the time to serve the meals on the porch or ln'the garden; the young folks wlll enjoy taking the extra steps and the novelty will serve to dellght the whole family. Serve the breakfast buffet style as the English do. Everybody has a few covered dishes to keep things hot. and with hot coifee and toast, one may make a ?ne breakfast. HROUGH a WOMAN'S EYES 0 513513” WHEN THE DEVIL INVENTED WORRY “FROM the loss or a tooth to that of a mistress. there's no pang that is not bearable. The up prehension is much more cruel than the certainty; and we make up our minds to the misfortune when 'tis irremediabie, part with the tor- mentor. and mumbie our crust on t’other side of the Jaws.” In that Jit of philosophy from Thackeray in one of the strongest indictments ever written on the subject of worry; and its foolish- ness and uselessness. True, eating on the other side of the Jaw is not nearly so bad as the anticipation of it, as worrying about having to do it! Out of fear of violence from my readers'i shall not mention the fact that the neces sity to eat in even a little corner of the Jaw could not possibly be so destructive of health and nerves as worrying about it. Oh. no. i wouldn’t mention that. My readers know it. it's Thackeray’s point that it isn‘t even so unpleasant as thinking about it in advance—that is new! Can we improve on Thackeray? No, but we can add this thought, that while it’s silly enough to lose sleep worrying about a tooth that’s got to come out anyway, it's abso- lutely insane to worry about losing a tooth that after all may never have to come out! And that's the heaviest burden of most of our worries, isn't it—the misfortunes that never do occur! That’s what worry is for. isn‘t it‘l- that's what the devil invented it tor-to glve us bald heads and acid stomachs and lined faces and Jump: nerves over something that never does happen! 0 Bell Byndlcata—WNU Service. Scrambled cut. sliced bacon. «no sages—even hot griddle cake- or wattlel mu be made on the porch. A perfect - plcnlc I: one where everybody does his chm of thc work and mother has the rest- from work. - °\\' Mum Ntuannvwr "Mal. ..-... Mme-m.“ In Peasant Linen Lucien Lelon; shows a white peasant llnen blouse having I shit-red Jabot edged with blue and red peasant embroidery wlth his tailored suit of heavy white sllh shantung linen. The collar ll hluo velvet and the buttons and hneklo are of n gold colored meal. . “The world In"! to email a?m all," can Rule mm. “jun try 9: lug com. place who" you don! with to be can." WBO bales. “Flange Rights” The. expression “?ownge mu“ refer: to the ?ght of over?owing land when n dun ll [mm for the purpose of furnishing ln-lgn?on on power. The pet-ion who-o land ll over?owed MI I right to eonpen ntlonfornnylouWhenthol-lghl or over?owing a person's land I: wronged. this In referral to u ?owm right). F ollows’ in His Father’s “Puddles” T?anrmarnletthythoneepotacx-ewmnmculedwnddlu‘ and It ll Inch watery tuck- thet are being followed by Jed Kelly,Jr..uhelnlnstl-nctedhyHeathenleckxellmvhomwo?d‘u rowing champion and an Olympic chunplon a well. The young prodlg onlyelghnlonklnxtheurokepod?onnnderhleuthe?wetchmlm onthe Schuylklnrlver. [BBl' week ln Aprll I was busy In the dshhouse knlttln' heads. The bl: doors were open lettln' tn the sprlng sunshine. the smell of the flats and the shrlll chlrp of the early rlnz-necks that were dlggln' for and worms ln the mud. As I worked away wlth the twlne lt comes Into my head all at once. I wonder who'll get the wldder Bas- com‘l 81d Bascom had been lost on on the Klttle a year before la a nor'west squall. m- hoat was picked up Inlles otl’ shore, but the body was never found. Judith Bascom mourned for a good husband. like the good wom- an she was. But she was s fisher- msn‘s daughter sud had known many sea tragedies in the 40 years she had lived st Skuipin Oove. Ju- dith Buoom was s handsome wom- an. sun-tanned face, good form in spite of the years. brown eyes that twinkied. and, like most all the duughters of ?shermen. had n quick wit and a ready answer. Sid Buscom had left his wife fair- ly well off—a small farm borderin' on the beach, a fair pnyin' business. and some money. There had been no children and I often wondered if Judith didn't get lonesome. She was at the isndin‘ one day huyin' fish as the hosts came ashore. and I says. jokin’: “Jude, you look tired.” “Yes.” she comes back. “I am tired. Tame. and lonesome. Can't you (ind me a man?” “Plenty of 'em fussin' 'round. Jude.” I says. “Can't you sort one out? There's Deacon Goodwin and Skipper Sol Mixer. hoth 'hout yore ace and well axed.” “A saint and a sinner,” says Judy. “One thinks he is and the other knows he is.” and she went on huyin' cod. As I sat there workin' on the twine that day I heard somebody clumpin‘ up the path 'ronnd the point with rubber boots on. hummin' a hymn tune: “On the other side of Jordan In the sweet iieids of Eden.” but when he sees the fish- honse door open he slacks up his dngln' and hauls to. “Good after- noon. Truman. Hope you are teeiin' well today.” “Tolerable. Deacon Goodwin. nope you‘ve the same. Come in and rest yourself. I see you been lumpin‘." He had a two-tine fort on his shoul- der and a hi; lump of iish on each tine. Inthesprlncthetideleaves the lamps in the little ponds among the ledges. and the natives get them with forks. TheDeaconsetsdownonatrswl tnh. ildsets some. and says: “Tru- mwhatdoyonthinkotthewid- des Beacon?” - “No smarter woman 'round the Cove.“ 1 an. “and It don't but much to look at her. Are you thinkin' some In tint carter. Dea- eon!" "I heve given eolne thought end prnyer to the nutter end I need e companion end helper up to my honee. hut Judith ie not n church- goin' women.” he em ' “Don't let thnt‘worry M eny. Deecon. You never heard e word ,eg'in' Judith Benton.” I eeye. “end your church door in wide.” The Denoon ehonidued hie lump dehendwento?npeoroeetohie hon-e. Innehontreedytoqnitendceii itedeywhenlheereenothereong- eter eonin' down the Oove rond: “Bi de di do. Skipper the deei now I love to eing to thee. I eing with Joy end I eing with else. For I'm Jnet no young no I need to he." Shipper Sol Becker ehoote up in front of the door end comee in. Good mime oticke out all over Skipper Sol. end n mighty good- ioohin'. hig. whoieeome men he ie. Be hed been to town end wee feelin' eonie chipper. “Beiio thene. Trume." heiie Skipper Sol. “Got nnyihing in the cnphoerdt" 'Aiwnye n drop for yon. Oep‘n Boi.”lnye. “Setdownwhiiel get it.” 'Trnzne.” an the Mm. "I got 'hont tired hein' en oid heeh en' I‘ln thinkin‘ 'hont eekin' Indy neoco- to epiiee up with me. We‘ve niweye been good trienan Do you think ehe'ii heve no!” “Yon oid fooi.” I enye. “do yom think you an get e wife. ‘thont doin' none eoortin't do one Indy; and tehe her ‘ronnd none. You‘ve’ got n good hoee end buggy. An- other thing. Deeoon Goodwin in eetun‘ hie cnp in thet carter.” “Deacon Goodwin conrtin' Jody Bneoolni" hate the ekipper. “It I cntchee thnt old Bible-heck skin. ?int cruisin' 'ronnd her I‘ll oerry ewny hie 11b.” Soon ether thet the Dove goeeipe were busy. Deacon Goodwin wne ceilin‘ on Jndy Beet-on Wedneedny nights, end she wee goin' riding with Gp'n Sol Becker Snndny ett- ernoone. 0t conree the Deacon iinde it out end he reprovee Judy for con. eortin' with m n nngodiy pereon ne Sol Becker. “urn Beecon.” eeye the Deeeon. “yon well know my lemon for eniiingonyonotinte. Indiyneed e wife to are for any honee. end Ityonvhonideeedttonniteyonr lot with mine I ehonidn't went it Enoch Arden of Skulpin Cove $ By TRUMAN ORDIORNE asid that you had been too tr ly with such a person as Solc Becker. a man given to prof: and to strong drink at times.” The Deacon reaches for Jt warm hand and holds it. o said his was cold an ?sh.) “Jill I shall call for your answer . Wednesday evening. and in meantime I shall pray that you the light.” He lets go of hand and goes home. Judith i to bed and thinks it over. Den Goodwin is n good manager. eta way up in the church. and then laughs right out to herself. Lord, what a lover!" Sunday afternoon is sunny l warm. Cap’n Sol drives up to door. his rig all shlned up. l Judy comes out and gets in. Tl take a long ride and coming ho In the dusk Skipper Sol does so hunin' and Judy snuggles up s 0! Skipper Sol winds the reins arou the whlp and lets Bay Jess wa Seine different. she thinks. from t way Deacon Goodwin sparks woman. Skipper Sol tightens t hitch he's got 'round Judy Bascon waist. “Judy.” he says. “I‘m tir of living an old hach up there my house. Mother is a good hour keeper but she ls gettln' old. 1' got enough to take care or you wil out touchin' your property and l help run your place. Let‘s y: and i set spliced. I know you a lonesome well as I be. What do say?” and he reached over at kissed her. Judy Bascom liked Sol Becker at the Deacon was out of it from th: minute. She couldn’t bear to thin of him. Then a scheme of half spit and half mischief comes into he head. “Sol." she says. “come to m house Wednesday evening at eigl o'clock and Ni give you an answer. Now for Sid Bascom the nor'west squall that blew of! th land the day he was lost lnste three days and then, as ilsherme: say. turned the corner and bier some more. Sid kept his boat Wow it and bailed long as he could. Weai from hunger and thirst he gave 1 up. The next he knew he was in a dirty bunk with a Portucee sailot standln' over him with some kind 0: a hot drink. His head ached bad. m looks around that to’castie with it: row of bunks and asked the Portu see what ship he was on and whert they were. “Dis whale barque de Ellen Briggs. She picks you up oil's da water. beetle boat. big ocean. You most dead.” the Portuzee tells him. Sid tries to get out of the bun but is too weak and tells the sailo to tell the cap’n he wants to s him. Oap‘n Btudly. a short. stou - red-faced man. comes to the to’ - tie and asks Bid what he wan “Iwanttohesetashoreatth nearest port.” says Sid. “My wit must think i am lost. now lo have I been aboard your ship?" “Ilosttwo weeks.” says the Cap‘ “and all that time you've been on of your head. You can thank Ma uel here that you are alive. I can‘ set you ashore. We are bound on two years' whalin' cruise to th Southern Grounds. You'll have -‘ stay ahoard.” Whaling hands were hard to :e at that time. and whaling captai kept out of ports of call. acconn of men deem-ting. only who obliged to put in for fresh wa . . and supplies. aid Baseom gradu . ly gained streuth and one do meeting Oap‘n Btudly on deck. h demanded to he landed at the ass en m. his right as a citiseu o the united States. The cs. - swore at him. turned him over ?ue dru mate and cave orders pathemlnoneotthewateh 'l‘. 3H“! but am from h hers where there were cable on . ltwnsmsnthshetoreheuotaln. ashore to a small island w .. pads: ships called a few times year. At the ?rst pe-ibie . .. hejnmpeduiipataSouth , an port. All he had in the .‘ . was the areas! clothes he had - - No need telling how. in time. ~ worked “I raw-so to Boston . , there was given enough to get ho ._ to Ikulpin Cove. M WM ment that :n i lthßammsetoameDeacon cute win 10 minutes early. Sharp a W came Oap'u dol Becker. Wh 1 hemltlledthelittlepariorandsa: the Deana settlu' there, his 'll i ell-sad to an val: soowi. “What i{ HWMl'Myouoiddoaro. “I don't adnd your unaodly sin , «new. lhavearlghtmu: on my nslahbora. nu. ; . ..- ashsdmepoeomeWe have prin.‘ m to discus.” - “Vaclayon on: minute to ¢e{ h.“ ”I 3H ; Gel. and he takes out his watch?!‘ M III'C do“ I’ll heave you out} mmmmw “0 300! Beacon! who had Aheen out ot the room turns from the hallway to go um “I'm. Bhewaa'oln'totgx the Deacon hewas out. Ithap'. _ Becker's turn. Just that minute ttu W In open and in rushed a mm unshared man. Jud' “3 Baseom lives one look. Undo: ' that dirt and growth of whisker: Ib- miso- her lost husband “I lives one screech. and as sun- W In] told me afterwards. in on. W second they were lashed to ”“1... haw“; W“ WW Sol wen ‘eltetthetrontdoot-seclosem with! that M dammed. When “It! not clear the Skipper 11.19.. . the Deacon on his w m . hens-b ?ak. 7
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Page 1: Long MOTHEWS COOK BOOK Skulpin Cove

Thursday, July 18. 1985

Most Beautiful Long Span Bridge of the Year

THE KENNEWICK (WASHJ COURIER-REPORTER

THIS is the Bourne bridge across the Cape Codcanal at Bourne, Mass, which was the winner of

the class A prize of the American Institute of SteelConstruction as the most beautiful long span bridgebuilt during the last year.

A

l

DANNY MEADOW MOUSE ISGLAD HE IS SMALL

[F‘ EVER in all the Great Worldthere was a startled Bear, that

one was Buster Bear when Danny

Meadow Mouse ran straight at him.Beechnuts were in Buster Bear’smind. sweet little beechnuts andnothing else, when he reached out agreat paw to rake over that pile ofleaves. It didn't enter Buster’s headthat there might be anything but

beechnuts under them. So. whenDanny Meadow Mouse with afrightened squeak darted out from

Danny Had Darted Behind a Big

Tree.

under Buster's very paw and straighttoward him, Buster was so surprised

and startled that for a second ortwo he didn‘t know whatto do.

Now it seemed an absolutelycrazy thing for Danny to runstraight at Buster, but the truth isit was the wisest thing he couldhave done. It wasn't wisdom thatmade him do it. No. indeed, itwasn't wisdom at all. It was justpure fright and nothing else. Danny

was so frightened that he didn'thave any idea at all where he wasrunning. He Just ran. that was all;

And because he happened to be tac--ing Buster Bear he ran straight athim.

Now If he had run away fromBuster things might not have turnedout at all as they did. Buster would

BEDTIME STORYBy THORNTON w. BURGESS

have seen just where he went andthe instant he recovered from hissurprise would have been after him.As it was, Danny darted right un-der Buster’s big paw and rightacross the toes of one of Buster’sbig hind feet. Buster is a big fel-low and he looks clumsy. but he isn’tnearly as clumsy as he looks. Infact, Buster isn’t clumsy at all. Heis surprisingly quick in his move-ments for such a big fellow. Theinstant he recovered from his sur-prise at the sudden appearanse ofDanny Meadow Mouse. Busterwhirled about. A fat MeadowMouse would go splendidly withthose sweet beechnuts he had eaten.

But by the time Buster had turnedabout Danny had darted behind abig tree and there he stopped. Hestopped because he didn't knowwhich way to go. It happens thatthat was the wisest thing he couldhave done. You see. it he had con-tinued to run he would have rustledthe dry leaves and Buster wouldhave known Just where he was. Butbecause he stopped as he did therewas nothing to tell Buster whichway he had gone.

For once in his life Danny Mead-ow Mouse was glad he was little.Right then he would have been gladto be smaller than he was. Many,many times he had wished he wasbig, but now he was very. very

thankful that he wasn't. Had hebeen big, as big, let us say. as PeterRabbit. the chances are ,that hewouldn’t have been able to slip outfrom under Buster’s big paw as hehad done. He was glad that he waslittle. Yes, indeed. Danny MeadowMouse was glad that he was little.

Q 'l‘. W. ?lament—WW Service.

” I EYou Know—

That thousands of whitebond-servants sent over fromEngland and bound to servefor seven or ten years. didmost of the work in theAmerican colonies untilabout the close of the Seven-teenth century. During thetime of their bondage theycould be bought and sold likeslaves.

Q loom" Newspaper Brndlclu.WNU Servloc.

SOMEBODY SAID ALOVING WORD

By ANNE CAMPBELL

SoM-ODY said a loving word!The dark skies turned to blue.

Upon Hope’s hamstring: bravetune: stirred,

And every aim was true.

Somebody spoke a thought thatmade

Into a kindly one,And pathways opened to my gaze,

That led me to the sun.

Somebody spoke a thought thatmade .

The gloomy outlook fair,And scattered light where there was

shade,And gladness everywhere!

Copyright—Whit! Service.

IPA,BA,,|KNDW§—

“Pop, what It mam-0?":“Ripe peach." '

a Bell Syndlmo.—WNU eon-via.

QUESTION BOX. by ED WYNN, The Perfect Fool

Dear Mr. Wynn: _

In our llttle town there has start-ed a movement which Is called “TheOwn Your Own Home Movement."Can you tell me what thls is andwhy It In called a Building-LoanScheme? Truly Yours.

ANN APARTMENT.Answer: The idea is a simple

one. The building companies ad-vance the money to build you ahouse and you pay them so muchmoney every month. By the timeyou have become absolutely disgust-

ed and dissatis?ed with the place,it is yours.

Dear Mr. Wynn :

Yesterday ‘I happened to be onthe East Side, and Just as I passedtwo men, I heard one man say, ina” loud voice. “I’m a brick.”_ In anInstant the other chap punched himIn the jaw and layed him ?at in thesidewalk. How do you account forthat? Sincerely,

U. WOOD RUN’I‘OO.Answer: One man said he was a

brick, and the other fellow musthave been a bricklayer.

Dear Mr. Wynn:Two friends of mine left yester-

day on a camping trip. As they leftme I noticed that each one had astone jug in‘ his hand. They told

me they were taking them along touse for their plllows. Don’t youthlnk stone jugs are rather R'hardthings to sleep on?

Truly yours.MARY N. JUNE.

Answer: Your friends probablylntend ?lling the Jugs with strawto make them soft. -

'

Dear Mr. Wynn:

I Just received- a letter from afriend of mine in which he says heintends coming clean from Denver.0010.. to New York on a bicycle.

Do you believe he can do it!Truly yours,

HANSEN FEET.Answer: _He can come that far on

a bicycle. but not clean.

Dear Mr. Wynn:I took my ?rst trip to Chinatown

and the Bowery laat Sunday. Thefunniest thing I think I ever sawwas a sign in front of a Chinatownhotel which read. “Rooms 50c and55c." Now what could possibly bethe difference between a 50c roomand a 55c room?- Truly yours,

I. TOOKABUS.Answer: They put mouse traps

in the 55c rooms.wxu Sonia

0 Amolutod Hm

MINUI'E MAKE-UPS=ByV. V.

The latest thing is iridescent eyelashes! First you - mascara thelashes and then you brush themwith a gold or sliver-necked eyeshadow. which, It seems, clings tothem and makes them glitter. Quitenew and completely devastating.

Conn-13h! by Public Lem. no.WNU Service.

Dog Days

_. MOTHEWS o

COOK BOOKSUMMER MEALS

DURING the warm weather isthe time to let down on all an-

necessary work so that mother may‘have a little vacation as well. In-formal serving—letting the young-sters do the work—it will he achange from school work. and itls a good thing to train them to doall kinds of household tasks. Thegirls, of course, are expected tohave this training before they gointo their own homes. or how willthey know how to deal with house-hold matters and spend the moneygiven to them for the upkeep of thehome? Boys. too.~ should beginearly to learn how to cook simplefoods, be able to make a good cupof coffee. prepare a crisp piece oftoast. and serve a well-cooked egg.These accomplishments are not onlyhelpful but often necessary in casesof illness or absence or the house-wlfe.

It is not always easy or agreeablefor a good housekeeper to turnover the work to her .:hildren. butIt is most gratifying in results. Nowis the time to serve the meals onthe porch or ln'the garden; theyoung folks wlll enjoy taking theextra steps and the novelty willserve to dellght the whole family.

Serve the breakfast buffet styleas the English do. Everybody hasa few covered dishes to keep things

hot. and with hot coifee and toast,one may make a ?ne breakfast.

HROUGH aWOMAN'SEYES 0 513513”

WHEN THE DEVIL INVENTEDWORRY

“FROM the loss or a tooth tothat of a mistress. there's no

pang that is not bearable. The upprehension is much more cruel thanthe certainty; and we make up ourminds to the misfortune when 'tisirremediabie, part with the tor-mentor. and mumbie our crust ont’other side of the Jaws.”

In that Jit of philosophy fromThackeray in one of the strongestindictments ever written on thesubject of worry; and its foolish-ness and uselessness.

True, eating on the other side ofthe Jaw is not nearly so bad asthe anticipation of it, as worrying

about having to do it! Out of fearof violence from my readers'i shallnot mention the fact that the necessity to eat in even a little cornerof the Jaw could not possibly be sodestructive of health and nerves asworrying about it. Oh. no. iwouldn’t mention that. My readersknow it. it's Thackeray’s point thatit isn‘t even so unpleasant asthinking about it in advance—thatis new!

Can we improve on Thackeray?No, but we can add this thought,that while it’s silly enough to losesleep worrying about a tooth that’sgot to come out anyway, it's abso-lutely insane to worry about losinga tooth that after all may neverhave to come out!

And that's the heaviest burden ofmost of our worries, isn't it—themisfortunes that never do occur!That’s what worry is for. isn‘t it‘l-that's what the devil invented ittor-to glve us bald heads and acidstomachs and lined faces and Jump:nerves over something that neverdoes happen!

0 Bell Byndlcata—WNU Service.

Scrambled cut. sliced bacon. «nosages—even hot griddle cake- orwattlel mu be made on the porch.

A perfect - plcnlc I: one whereeverybody does his chm of thcwork and mother has the rest-from work.

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°\\' Mum Ntuannvwr "Mal. ..-...

Mme-m.“

In Peasant Linen

Lucien Lelon; shows a whitepeasant llnen blouse having Ishit-red Jabot edged with blue andred peasant embroidery wlth histailored suit of heavy white sllhshantung linen. The collar ll hluovelvet and the buttons and hnekloare of n gold colored meal. .

“The world In"! to email a?mall," can Rule mm. “jun try 9:lug com. place who" you don!with to be can."

WBO bales.

“Flange Rights”The. expression “?ownge mu“

refer: to the ?ght of over?owingland when n dun ll [mm for thepurpose of furnishing ln-lgn?on onpower. The pet-ion who-o land llover?owed MI I right to eonpenntlonfornnylouWhenthol-lghlor over?owing a person's land I:wronged. this In referral to u?owm right).

F ollows’ in His Father’s “Puddles”

T?anrmarnletthythoneepotacx-ewmnmculedwnddlu‘and It ll Inch watery tuck- thet are being followed by JedKelly,Jr..uhelnlnstl-nctedhyHeathenleckxellmvhomwo?d‘urowing champion and an Olympic chunplon a well. The young prodlgonlyelghnlonklnxtheurokepod?onnnderhleuthe?wetchmlmonthe Schuylklnrlver.

[BBl' week ln Aprll I was busy

In the dshhouse knlttln' heads.The bl: doors were open lettln'

tn the sprlng sunshine. the smellof the flats and the shrlll chlrp ofthe early rlnz-necks that weredlggln' for and worms ln the mud.As I worked away wlth the twlne lt

comes Into my head all at once. Iwonder who'll get the wldder Bas-com‘l 81d Bascom had been loston on the Klttle a year before la anor'west squall. m- hoat was picked

up Inlles otl’ shore, but the body wasnever found.

Judith Bascom mourned for agood husband. like the good wom-an she was. But she was s fisher-msn‘s daughter sud had knownmany sea tragedies in the 40 yearsshe had lived st Skuipin Oove. Ju-dith Buoom was s handsome wom-an. sun-tanned face, good form inspite of the years. brown eyes thattwinkied. and, like most all theduughters of ?shermen. had n quickwit and a ready answer.

Sid Buscom had left his wife fair-ly well off—a small farm borderin'on the beach, a fair pnyin' business.and some money. There had beenno children and I often wonderedif Judith didn't get lonesome. Shewas at the isndin‘ one day huyin'fish as the hosts came ashore. andI says. jokin’: “Jude, you looktired.”

“Yes.” she comes back. “I amtired. Tame. and lonesome. Can'tyou (ind me a man?”

“Plenty of 'em fussin' 'round.Jude.” I says. “Can't you sort oneout? There's Deacon Goodwin andSkipper Sol Mixer. hoth 'hout yoreace and well axed.”

“Asaint and a sinner,” says Judy.“One thinks he is and the otherknows he is.” and she went onhuyin' cod.

As I sat there workin' on thetwine that day I heard somebodyclumpin‘ up the path 'ronnd thepoint with rubber boots on. hummin'a hymn tune: “On the other sideof Jordan In the sweet iieids ofEden.” but when he sees the fish-honse door open he slacks up hisdngln' and hauls to. “Good after-noon. Truman. Hope you are teeiin'well today.”

“Tolerable. Deacon Goodwin. nopeyou‘ve the same. Come in and restyourself. I see you been lumpin‘."He had a two-tine fort on his shoul-der and a hi; lump of iish on eachtine. Inthesprlncthetideleavesthe lamps in the little ponds amongthe ledges. and the natives get themwith forks.

TheDeaconsetsdownonatrswltnh. ildsets some. and says: “Tru-mwhatdoyonthinkotthewid-des Beacon?”- “No smarter woman 'round theCove.“ 1 an. “and It don't butmuch to look at her. Are youthinkin' some In tint carter. Dea-eon!"

"I heve given eolne thought endprnyer to the nutter end I need ecompanion end helper up to myhonee. hut Judith ie not n church-goin' women.” he em '

“Don't let thnt‘worry M eny.Deecon. You never heard e word,eg'in' Judith Benton.” I eeye. “endyour church door in wide.”

The Denoon ehonidued hie lumpdehendwento?npeoroeetohiehon-e.

Innehontreedytoqnitendceiiitedeywhenlheereenothereong-eter eonin' down the Oove rond:“Bi de di do. Skipper the deeinow I love to eing to thee.I eing with Joy end I eing with

else.For I'm Jnet no young no I need

to he."Shipper Sol Becker ehoote up in

front of the door end comee in.Good mime oticke out all overSkipper Sol. end n mighty good-ioohin'. hig. whoieeome men he ie.Be hed been to town end weefeelin' eonie chipper. “Beiio thene.Trume." heiie Skipper Sol. “Gotnnyihing in the cnphoerdt"

'Aiwnye n drop for yon. Oep‘nBoi.”lnye. “Setdownwhiielget it.”

'Trnzne.” an the Mm. "Igot 'hont tired hein' en oid heehen' I‘ln thinkin‘ 'hont eekin' Indyneoco- to epiiee up with me.We‘ve niweye been good trienanDo you think ehe'ii heve no!” ‘

“Yon oid fooi.” I enye. “do yomthink you an get e wife. ‘thontdoin' none eoortin't do one Indy;and tehe her ‘ronnd none. You‘ve’got n good hoee end buggy. An-other thing. Deeoon Goodwin ineetun‘ hie cnp in thet carter.”

“Deacon Goodwin conrtin' JodyBneoolni" hate the ekipper. “ItI cntchee thnt old Bible-heck skin.?int cruisin' 'ronnd her I‘ll oerryewny hie 11b.”

Soon ether thet the Dove goeeipewere busy. Deacon Goodwin wneceilin‘ on Jndy Beet-on Wedneednynights, end she wee goin' ridingwith Gp'n Sol Becker Snndny ett-ernoone. 0t conree the Deacon iindeit out end he reprovee Judy for con.eortin' with m n nngodiy pereonne Sol Becker.

“urn Beecon.” eeye the Deeeon.“yon well know my lemon foreniiingonyonotinte. Indiyneede wife to are for any honee. endItyonvhonideeedttonniteyonrlot with mine I ehonidn't went it

Enoch Arden ofSkulpin Cove

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By TRUMAN ORDIORNE

asid that you had been too trly with such a person as SolcBecker. a man given to prof:

and to strong drink at times.”The Deacon reaches for Jt

warm hand and holds it. o

said his was cold an ?sh.) “JillI shall call for your answer .

Wednesday evening. and in

meantime I shall pray that youthe light.” He lets go ofhand and goes home. Judith ito bed and thinks it over. DenGoodwin is n good manager. etaway up in the church. and thenlaughs right out to herself.

Lord, what a lover!"Sunday afternoon is sunny l

warm. Cap’n Sol drives up to

door. his rig all shlned up. l

Judy comes out and gets in. Tltake a long ride and coming hoIn the dusk Skipper Sol does sohunin' and Judy snuggles up s0!

Skipper Sol winds the reins arouthe whlp and lets Bay Jess waSeine different. she thinks. from tway Deacon Goodwin sparkswoman. Skipper Sol tightens t

hitch he's got 'round Judy Basconwaist. “Judy.” he says. “I‘m tir

of living an old hach up theremy house. Mother is a good hourkeeper but she ls gettln' old. 1'got enough to take care or you wilout touchin' your property and lhelp run your place. Let‘s y:and i set spliced. I know you alonesome well as I be. What do y¢

say?” and he reached over at

kissed her.Judy Bascom liked Sol Becker at

the Deacon was out of it from th:minute. She couldn’t bear to thinof him. Then a scheme of half spit

and half mischief comes into hehead. “Sol." she says. “come to mhouse Wednesday evening at eiglo'clock and Ni give you an answer.

Now for Sid Bascom thenor'west squall that blew of! thland the day he was lost lnstethree days and then, as ilsherme:say. turned the corner and biersome more. Sid kept his boat Wowit and bailed long as he could. Weaifrom hunger and thirst he gave 1up. The next he knew he was in adirty bunk with a Portucee sailotstandln' over him with some kind 0:

a hot drink. His head ached bad. mlooks around that to’castie with it:row of bunks and asked the Portusee what ship he was on and whertthey were.

“Dis whale barque de Ellen Briggs.She picks you up oil's da water.beetle boat. big ocean. You mostdead.” the Portuzee tells him.

Sid tries to get out of the bunbut is too weak and tells the sailoto tell the cap’n he wants to shim. Oap‘n Btudly. a short. stou -

red-faced man. comes to the to’ -

tie and asks Bid what he wan“Iwanttohesetashoreatthnearest port.” says Sid. “My witmust think i am lost. now lohave I been aboard your ship?"

“Ilosttwo weeks.” says the Cap‘“and all that time you've been onof your head. You can thank Mauel here that you are alive. I can‘set you ashore. We are bound ontwo years' whalin' cruise to thSouthern Grounds. You'll have -‘

stay ahoard.”Whaling hands were hard to :e

at that time. and whaling captaikept out of ports of call. acconnof men deem-ting. only whoobliged to put in for fresh wa . .and supplies. aid Baseom gradu .ly gained streuth and one domeeting Oap‘n Btudly on deck. hdemanded to he landed at the assen m. his right as a citiseu othe united States. The cs. -

swore at him. turned him over?ue dru mate and cave orderspathemlnoneotthewateh'l‘.3H“! but am from h

hers where there were cable on .

ltwnsmsnthshetoreheuotaln.ashore to a small island w ..

pads: ships called a few timesyear. At the ?rst pe-ibie . ..

hejnmpeduiipataSouth ,

an port. All he had in the .‘ .was the areas! clothes he had - -No need telling how. in time. ~worked “Iraw-so to Boston . ,there was given enough to get ho ._

to Ikulpin Cove.MWM ment that :n i

lthßammsetoameDeacon cutewin 10 minutes early. Sharp aW came Oap'u dol Becker. Wh 1hemltlledthelittlepariorandsa:the Deana settlu' there, his 'll iell-sad to an val: soowi. “What i{HWMl'Myouoiddoaro.

“Idon't adnd your unaodly sin ,

«new. lhavearlghtmu:on my nslahbora. nu. ; . ..-

ashsdmepoeomeWe have prin.‘m to discus.” -

“Vaclayon on: minute to ¢e{’ h.“ ”I3H ;Gel. and he takes out his watch?!‘M III'C do“ I’ll heave you out}

mmmmw ’“0 300! Beacon!who had Aheen out ot the roomturns from the hallway to go um“I'm. Bhewaa'oln'totgxthe Deacon hewas out. Ithap'. _

Becker's turn. Just that minute ttuW In open and in rushed amm unshared man. Jud'“3 Baseom lives one look. Undo: 'that dirt and growth of whisker:Ib- miso- her lost husband“Ilives one screech. and as sun-W In] told me afterwards. in on.W second they were lashed to

”“1...haw“; W“‘ WW Sol wen‘eltetthetrontdoot-seclosemwith! that M dammed. When“It!not clear the Skipper 11.19.. .the Deacon on his w m .

hens-b ?ak.

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