W. Somerset Maugham Collected Short Stories VOLUME 3 CONTENTS MISS KING THE HAIRLESS MEXICAN GIULIA LAZZARI THE TRAITOR HIS EXCELLENCY MR HARRINGTON'S WASHING SANATORIUM

MISS KING It was not till the beginning of September that Ashenden, a writer by profession , who had been abroad at the outbreak of the war, managed to get back to England . He chanced soon after his arrival to go to a party and was there introduced to a middle-aged colonel whose name he did not catch. He had some talk with him. A s he was about to leave, this officer came up to him and asked: 'I say, I wonder if you'd mind coming to see me. I'd rather like to have a chat with you. ' 'Certainly,' said Ashenden. 'Whenever you like.' 'What about tomorrow at eleven?' 'All right.' 'I'll just write down my address. Have you a card on you?' Ashenden gave him, one and on this the colonel scribbled in pencil the n ame of a street and the number of a house. When Ashenden walked along next morni ng to keep his appointment he found himself in a street of rather vulgar red-bri ck houses in a part of London that had once been fashionable, but was now fallen in the esteem of the house-hunter who wanted a good address. On the house at wh ich Ashenden had been asked to call there was a board up to announce that it was for sale, the shutters were closed, and there was no sign that anyone lived in it. He rang the bell and the door was opened by a non-commissioned officer so pr omptly that he was startled. He was not asked his business, but led immediately into a long room at the back, once evidently a dining-room, the florid decoratio n of which looked oddly out of keeping with the office furniture, shabby and spa rse, that was in it. It gave Ashenden the impression of a room in which the brok ers had taken possession. The colonel, who was known in the Intelligence Departm ent, as Ashenden later discovered, by the letter R. rose when he came in and sho ok hands with him. He was a man somewhat above the middle height, lean, with a y ellow, deeply-lined face, thin grey hair, and a toothbrush moustache. The thing immediately noticeable about him was the closeness with Which his blue eyes were set. He only just escaped a squint. They were hard and cruel eyes, and very war y; and they gave him a cunning, shifty look. Here was a man that you could neith er like nor trust at first sight. His manner was pleasant and cordial. He asked Ashenden a good many questions and then, without further to-do, suggested that he had particular qualifications for the secret service. Ashende n was acquainted with several European languages and his profession was excellen t cover; on the pretext that he was writing a book he could without attracting a ttention visit any neutral country. It was while they were discussing this point that R. said: ' You know, you ought to get material that would be very useful t o you in your work. ' 'I shouldn't mind that, ' said Ashenden. 'I'll tell you an incident that occurred only the other day and I can vouch for its truth. I thought at the tim

e it would make a damned good story. One of the French ministers went down to Ni ce to recover from a cold and he had some very important documents with him that he kept in a dispatch-case. They were very important indeed. Well, a day or two after he arrived he picked up a yellow-haired lady at some restaurant or other where there was dancing, and he got very friendly with her. To cut a long story short, he took her back to his hotel - of course it was a very imprudent thing t o do - and when he came to himself in the morning the lady and the dispatch-case had disappeared. They had one or two drinks up in his room and his theory is th at when his back was turned the woman slipped a drug into his glass.' R. finished and looked at Ashenden with a gleam in his close-set eyes. 'Dramatic, isn't it?' he asked. 'Do you mean to say that happened the ot her day?' 'The week before last. ' 'Impossible, ' cried Ashenden. 'Why, we've been putting that incident on the stage for sixty years, we've written it in a thousand novels. Do you mean t o say that life has only just caught up with us?' R. was a trifle disconcerted. 'Well, if necessary, I could give you names and dates, and believe me, t he Allies have been put to no end of trouble by the loss of the documents that t he dispatch-case contained. ' 'Well, sir, if you can't do better than that in the secret service, ' si ghed Ashenden, 'I'm afraid that as a source of inspiration to the writer of fict ion it's a wash-out. We really can't write that story much longer. ' It did not take them long to settle things and when Ashenden rose to go he had already made careful note of his instructions. He was to start for Geneva next day. The last words that R. said to him, with a casualness that made them impressive, were: 'There's just one thing I think you ought to know before you t ake on this job. And don't forget it. If you do well you'll get no thanks and if you get into trouble you'll get no help. Does that suit you?' 'Perfectly. ' "Then I'll wish you good afternoon. ' Ashenden was on his way back to Geneva. The night was stormy and the win d blew cold from the mountains, but the stodgy little steamer plodded sturdily t hrough the choppy waters of the lake. A scudding rain, just turning into sleet, swept the deck in angry gusts, like a nagging woman who cannot leave a subject a lone. Ashenden had been to France in order to write and dispatch a report. A day or two before, about five in the afternoon, an Indian agent of his had come to see him in his rooms; it was only by a lucky chance that he was in, for he had n o appointment with him, and the agent's instructions were to come to the hotel o nly in a case of urgent importance. He told Ashenden that a Bengali in the Germa n service had recently come from Berlin with a black cane trunk in which were a number of documents interesting to the British Government. At that time the Cent ral Powers were doing their best to foment such an agitation in India as would m ake it necessary for Great Britain to keep her troops in the country and perhaps send others from France. It had been found possible to get the Bengali arrested in Berne on a charge that would keep him out of harm's way for a while, but the black cane trunk could not be found. Ashenden's agent was a very brave and very clever fellow and he mixed freely with such of his countrymen as were disaffect ed to the interests of Great Britain. He had just discovered that the Bengali be fore going to Berne had, for greater safety, left the trunk in the cloak-room at Zurich station, and now that he was in gaol, awaiting trial, was unable to get the bulletin by which it might be obtained into the hands of any of his confeder ates. It was a matter of great urgency for the German Intelligence Department to secure the contents of the trunk without delay, and since it was impossible for them to get hold of it by the ordinary official means, they had decided to brea k into the station that very night and steal it. It was a bold and ingenious sch eme and Ashenden felt a pleasant exhilaration (for a great deal of his work was uncommonly dull) when he heard of it. He recognised the dashing and unscrupulous touch of the head of the German secret service at Berne. But the burglary was a rranged for two o'clock on the following morning and there was not a moment to l ose. He could trust neither the telegraph nor the telephone to communicate with

the British officer at Berne, and since the Indian agent could not go (he was ta king his life in his hands by coming to see Ashenden and if he were noticed leav ing his room it might easily be that he would be found one day floating in the l ake with a knife-thrust in his back), there was nothing for it but to go himself . There was a train to Berne that he could just catch and he put on his ha t and coat as he ran downstairs. He jumped into a cab. Four hours later he rang the bell of the headquarters of the Intelligence Department. His name was known there but to one person, and it was for him that Ashenden asked. A tall tired-lo oking man, whom he had not met before, came out and without a word led him into an office. Ashenden told him his errand. The tall man looked at his watch. 'It's too late for us to do anything ourselves. We couldn't possibly get to Zurich in time.' He reflected. 'We'll put the Swiss authorities on the job. They can telephone, and whe n your friends attempt their little burglary, I have no doubt they'll find the s tation well guarded. Anyhow, you had better get back to Geneva.' He shook hands with Ashenden and showed him out. Ashenden was well aware that he would never know what happened then. Being no more than a tiny rivet in a vast and complicated machine, he never had the advantage of seeing a complete d action. He was concerned with the beginning or the end of it, perhaps, or with some incident in the middle, but what his own doings led to he had seldom a cha nce of discovering. It was as unsatisfactory as those modern novels that give yo u a number of unrelated episodes and expect you by piecing them together to cons truct in your mind a connected narrative. Notwithstanding his fur coat and his muffler, Ashenden was chilled to th e bone. It was warm in the saloon and there were good lights to read by, but he thought it better not to sit there in case some habitual traveller, recognising him, wondered why he made these constant journeys between Geneva in Switzerland and Thonon in France; and so, making the best of what shelter could be found, he passed the tedious time in the darkness of the deck. He looked in the direction of Geneva, but could see no lights, and the sleet, turning into snow, prevented him from recognising the landmarks. Lake Leman, on fine days so trim and pretty , artificial like a piece of water in a French garden, in this tempestuous weath er was as secret and as menacing as the sea. He made up his mind that, on gettin g back to his hotel, he would have a fire lit in his sitting-room, a hot bath, a nd dinner comfortably by the fireside in pyjamas and a dressing-gown. The prospe ct of spending an evening by himself with his pipe and a book was so agreeable t hat it made the misery of that journey across the lake positively worth while. T wo sailors tramped past him heavily, their heads bent down to save themselves fr om the sleet that blew in their faces, and one of them shouted to him: Nous arri vons; they went to the side and withdrew a bar to allow passage for the gangway, and looking again Ashenden through the howling darkness saw mistily the lights of the quay. A welcome sight. In two or three minutes the steamer was made fast and Ashenden, muffled to the eyes, joined himself to the little knot of passenge rs that waited to step ashore. Though he made the journey so often -it was his d uty to cross the lake into France once a week to deliver his reports and to rece ive instructions - he had always a faint sense of trepidation when he stood amon g the crowd at the gangway and waited to land. There was nothing on his passport to show that he had been in France; the steamer went round the lake touching Fr ench soil at two places, but going from Switzerland to Switzerland, so that his journey might have been to Vevey or to Lausanne; but he could never be sure that the secret police had not taken note of him, and if he had been followed and se en to land in France, the fact that there was no stamp on his passport would be difficult to explain. Of course he had his story ready, but he well knew that it was not a very convincing one, and though it might be impossible for the Swiss authorities to prove that he was anything but a casual traveller, he might never theless spend two or three days in gaol, which would be uncomfortable, and then be firmly conducted to the frontier, which would be mortifying. The Swiss knew w ell that their country was the scene of all manner of intrigues; agents of the s

ecret service, spies, revolutionaries, and agitators infested the hotels of the principal towns and, jealous of their neutrality, they were determined to preven t conduct that might embroil them with any of the belligerent powers. There were as usual two police officers on the quay to watch the passengers dise mbark and Ashenden, walking past them with as unconcerned an air as he could ass ume, was relieved when he had got safely by. The darkness swallowed him up and h e stepped out briskly for his hotel. The wild weather with a scornful gesture ha d swept all the neatness from the trim promenade. The shops were closed and Ashe nden passed only an occasional pedestrian who sidled along, scrunched up, as tho ugh he fled from the blind wrath of the unknown. You had a feeling in that black and bitter night that civilization, ashamed of its artificiality, cowered befor e the fury of elemental things. It was hail now that blew in Ashenden's face, an d the pavement was wet and slippery so that he had to walk with caution. The hot el faced the lake. When he reached it and a page-boy opened the door for him, he entered the hall with a flurry of wind that sent the papers on the porter's des k flying into the air. Ashenden was dazzled by the light. He stopped to ask the porter if there were letters for him. There was nothing, and he was about to get into the lift when the porter told him that two gentlemen were waiting in his r oom to see him. Ashenden had no friends in Geneva. 'Oh?' he answered, not a little surprised. 'Who are they?' He had taken care to get on friendly terms with the porter and his tips for trifling services had been generous. The porter gave a discreet smile. "There is no harm in telling you. I think they are members of the police .' 'What do they want?' asked Ashenden. 'They did not say. They asked me where you were, and I told them you had gone for a walk. They said they would wait till you came back.' 'How long have they been there?' 'An hour.' Ashenden's heart sank, but he took care not to let his face betray his c oncern. 'I'll go up and see them,' he said. The liftman stood aside to let him s tep into the lift, but Ashenden shook his head. 'I'm so cold,' he said, 'I'll wa lk up.' He wished to give himself a moment to think, but as he ascended the thre e flights slowly his feet were like lead. There could be small doubt why two pol ice officers were so bent upon seeing him. He felt on a sudden dreadfully tired. He did not feel he could cope with a multitude of questions. And if he were arr ested as a secret agent he must spend at least the night in a cell. He longed mo re than ever for a hot bath and a pleasant dinner by his fireside. He had half a mind to turn tail and walk out of the hotel, leaving everything behind him; he had his passport in his pocket and he knew by heart the hours at which trains st arted for the frontier: before the Swiss authorities had made up their minds wha t to do he would be in safety. But he continued to trudge upstairs. He did not l ike the notion of abandoning his job so easily; he had been sent to Geneva, know ing the risks, to do work of a certain kind, and it seemed to him that he had be tter go through with it. Of course it would not be very nice to spend two years in a Swiss prison, but the chance of this was, like assassination to kings, one of the inconveniences of his profession. He reached the landing of the third flo or and walked to his room. Ashenden had in him, it seems, a strain of flippancy (on account of which, indeed, the critics had often reproached him) and as he st ood for a moment outside the door his predicament appeared to him on a sudden ra ther droll. His spirits went up and he determined to brazen the thing out. It wa s with a genuine smile on his lips that he turned the handle and entering the ro om faced his visitors. 'Good evening, gentlemen,' said he. The room was brightly lit, for all the lights were on, and a fire burned in the hearth. The air was grey with smoke, since the strangers, finding it lon g to wait for him, had been smoking strong and inexpensive cigars. They sat in t heir greatcoats and bowler-hats as though they had only just that moment come in

; but the ashes in the little tray on the table would alone have suggested that they had been long enough there to make themselves familiar with their surroundi ngs. They were two powerful men, with black moustaches, on the stout side, heavi ly built, and they reminded Ashenden of Fafner and Fasolt, the giants in The Rhi negold; their clumsy boots, the massive way they sat in their chairs, and the po nderous alertness of their expression made it obvious that they were members of the detective force. Ashenden gave his room an enveloping glance. He was a neat creature and saw at once that his things, though not in disorder, were not as he had left them. He guessed that an examination had been made of his effects. Tha t did not disturb him, for he kept in his room no document that would compromise him; his code he had learned by heart and destroyed before leaving England, and such communications as reached him from Germany were handed to him by third par ties and transmitted without delay to the proper places. There was nothing he ne ed fear in a search, but the impression that it had been made confirmed his susp icion that he had been denounced to the authorities as a secret agent. 'What can I do for you, gentlemen?' he asked affably. 'It's warm in here , wouldn't you like to take off your coats - and hats'?' It faintly irritated him that they should sit there with their hats on. 'We're only staying a minute,' said one of them. 'We were passing and as the concierge said you would be in at once, we thought we would wait.' He did not remove his hat. Ashenden unwrapped his scarf and disembarrass ed himself of his heavy coat. ' Won't you have a cigar? ' he asked, offering the box to the two detect ives in turn. 'I don't mind if I do,' said the first, Fafner, taking one, upon which t he second, Fasolt, helped himself without a word, even of thanks. The name on the box appeared to have a singular effect on their manners, for both now took off their hats. 'You must have had a very disagreeable walk in this bad weather/ said Fa fner, as he bit half an inch off the end of his cigar and spat it in the fire-pl ace. Now it was Ashenden's principle (a good one in life as well as in the In telligence Department) always to tell as much of the truth as he conveniently co uld; so he answered as follows: 'What do you take me for? I wouldn't go out in s uch weather if I could help it. I had to go to Vevey today to see an invalid fri end and I came back by boat. It was bitter on the lake.' 'We come from the police,' said Fafner casually. Ashenden thought they must consider him a perfect idiot if they imagined he had not guessed that, but it was not a piece of information to which it was discreet to reply with a pleasantry. 'Oh, really,' he said. 'Have you your passport on you?' 'Yes. In these war-times I think a foreigner is wise always to keep his passport on him.' 'Very wise.' Ashenden handed the man the nice new passport, which gave no information about his movements other than that he had come from London three months before and had since then crossed no frontier. The detective looked at it carefully an d passed it on to his colleague. 'It appears to be all in order,' he said. Ashenden, standing in front of the fire to warm himself, a cigarette bet ween his lips, made no reply. He watched the detectives warily, but with an expr ession, he flattered himself, of amiable unconcern. Fasolt handed back the passp ort to Fafner, who tapped it reflectively with a thick forefinger. 'The chief of police told us to come here,' he said, and Ashenden was co nscious that both of them now looked at him with attention, 'to make a few enqui ries of you.' Ashenden knew that when you have nothing apposite to say it is better to hold your tongue; and when a man has made a remark that calls to his mind for a n answer, he is apt to find silence a trifle disconcerting. Ashenden waited for

the detective to proceed. He was not quite sure, but it seemed to him that he he sitated. 'It appears that there have been a good many complaints lately of the no ise that people make when they come out of the Casino late at night. We wish to know if you personally have been troubled by the disturbance. It is evident that as your rooms look on the lake and the revellers pass your windows, if the nois e is serious, you must have heard it.' For an instant Ashenden was dumbfounded. What balderdash was this the de tective was talking to him (boom, boom, he heard the big drum as the giant lumbe red on the scene), and why on earth should the chief of police send to him to fi nd out if his beauty sleep had been disturbed by vociferous gamblers? It looked very like a trap. But nothing is so foolish as to ascribe profundity to what on the surface is merely inept; it is a pitfall into which many an ingenuous review er has fallen headlong. Ashenden had a confident belief in the stupidity of the human animal, which in the course of his life had stood him in good stead. It fl ashed across him that if the detective asked him such a question it was because he had no shadow of proof that he was engaged in any illegal practice. It was cl ear that he had been denounced, but no evidence had been offered, and the search of his rooms had been fruitless. But what a silly excuse was this to make for a visit and what a poverty of invention it showed! Ashenden immediately thought o f three reasons the detectives might have given for seeking an interview with hi m and he wished that he were on terms sufficiently familiar with them to make th e suggestions. This was really an insult to the intelligence. These men were eve n stupider than he thought; but Ashenden had always a soft corner in his heart f or the stupid and now he looked upon them with a feeling of unexpected kindlines s. He would have liked to pat them gently. But he answered the question with gra vity. 'To tell you the truth, I am a very sound sleeper (the result doubtless of a pure heart and an easy conscience), and I have never heard a thing.' Ashenden looked at them for the faint smile that he thought his remark d eserved, but their countenances remained stolid. Ashenden, as well as an agent o f the British Government, was a humorist, and he stifled the beginnings of a sig h. He assumed a slightly imposing air and adopted a more serious tone. 'But even if I had been awakened by noisy people I should not dream of c omplaining. At a time when there is so much trouble, misery, and unhappiness in the world, I cannot but think it very wrong to disturb the amusement of persons who are lucky enough to be able to amuse themselves.' 'En effet; said the detective. 'But the fact remains that people have be en disturbed and the chief of police thought the matter should be enquired into. ' His colleague, who had hitherto preserved a silence that was positively sphinx-like, now broke it 'I noticed by your passport that you are an author, mo nsieur' he said. Ashenden in reaction from his previous perturbation was feeling exceedin gly debonair and he answered with good-humour: 'It is true. It is a profession f ull of tribulation, but it has now and then its compensations.' 'La gloire' said Fafner politely. 'Or shall we say notoriety?' hazarded Ashenden. 'And what are you doing in Geneva?' The question was put so pleasantly that Ashenden felt it behoved him to be on his guard. A police officer amiable is more dangerous to the wise than a p olice officer aggressive. 'I am writing a play/ said Ashenden. He waved his hand to the papers on his table. Four eyes followed his ges ture. A casual glance told him that the detectives had looked and taken note of his manuscripts. 'And why should you write a play here rather than in your own country?' Ashenden smiled upon them with even more affability than before, since t his was a question for which he had long been prepared, and it was a relief to g ive the answer. He was curious to see how it would go down.

'Mais, monsieur, there is the war. My country is in turmoil, it would be impossible to sit there quietly and write a play.' 'Is it a comedy or a tragedy?' 'Oh, a comedy, and a light one at that,' replied Ashenden. "The artist n eeds peace and quietness. How do you expect him to preserve that detachment of s pirit that is demanded by creative work unless he can have perfect tranquillity? Switzerland has the good fortune to be neutral, and it seemed to me that in Gen eva I should find the very surroundings I wanted.' Fafner nodded slightly to Fasolt, but whether to indicate that he though t Ashenden an imbecile or whether in sympathy with his desire for a safe retreat from a turbulent world, Ashenden had no means of knowing. Anyhow the detective evidently came to the conclusion that he could learn nothing more from talking t o Ashenden, for his remarks grew now desultory and in a few minutes he rose to g o. When Ashenden, having warmly shaken their hands, closed the door behind the pair he heaved a great sigh of relief. He turned on the water for his bath, as hot as he thought he could possibly bear it, and as he undressed reflected co mfortably over his escape. The day before, an incident had occurred that had left him on his guard. There was in his service a Swiss, known in the Intelligence Department as Berna rd, who had recently come from Germany, and Ashenden, desiring to see him, had i nstructed him to go to a certain cafe" at a certain time. Since he had not seen him before, so that there might be no mistake he had informed him through an int ermediary what question he himself would ask and what reply he was to give. He c hose the luncheon hour for the meeting, since then the cafe' was unlikely to be crowded, and it chanced that on entering he saw but one man of about the age he knew Bernard to be. He was by himself, and going up to him Ashenden casually put to him the pre-arranged question. The pre-arranged answer was given, and sittin g down beside him, Ashenden ordered himself a Dubonnet. The spy was a stocky lit tle fellow, shabbily dressed, with a bullet-shaped head, close-cropped, fair, wi th shifty blue eyes and a sallow skin. He did not inspire confidence, and but th at Ashenden knew by experience how hard it was to find men willing to go into Ge rmany he would have been surprised that his predecessor had engaged him. He was a German-Swiss and spoke French with a strong accent. He immediately asked for h is wages and these Ashenden passed over to him in an envelope. They were in Swis s francs. He gave a general account of his stay in Germany and answered Ashenden 's careful questions. He was by calling a waiter and had found a job in a restau rant near one of the Rhine bridges, which gave him good opportunity to get the i nformation that was required of him. His reasons for coming to Switzerland for a few days were plausible and there could apparently be no difficulty in his cros sing the frontier on his return. Ashenden expressed his satisfaction with his be haviour, gave him his orders and was prepared to finish the interview. 'Very good,' said Bernard. 'But before I go back to Germany I want two t housand francs.' 'Do you?' 'Yes, and I want them now, before you leave this cafe". It's a sum I hav e to pay, and I've got to have it' 'I'm afraid I can't give it to you.' A scowl made the man's face even more unpleasant to look at than it was before. 'You've got to.' 'What makes you think that?' The spy leaned forward and, not raising his voice, but speaking so that only Ashenden could hear, burst out angrily: 'Do you think I'm going on risking my life for that beggarly sum you give me? Not ten days ago a man was caught at Mainz and shot. Was that one of your men?' 'We haven't got anyone at Mainz,' said Ashenden, carelessly, and for all he knew it was true. He had been puzzled not to receive his usual communication s from that place and Bernard's information might afford the explanation. 'You k new exactly what you were to get when you took on the job, and if you weren't sa

tisfied you needn't have taken it. I have no authority to give you a penny more. ' 'Do you see what I've got here?' said Bernard. He took a small revolver out of his pocket and fingered it significantly. 'What are you going to do with it? Pawn it?' With an angry shrug of the shoulders he put it back in his pocket. Ashenden reflected that had he known any thing of the technique of the theatre Bernard would have been aware that it was useless to make a gesture that had no ulterior meaning. 'You refuse to give me the money?' 'Certainly.' The spy's manner, which at first had been obsequious, was now somewhat t ruculent, but he kept his head and never for a moment raised his voice. Ashenden could see that Bernard, however big a ruffian, was a reliable agent, and he mad e up his mind to suggest to R. that his salary should be raised. The scene diver ted him. A little way off two fat citizens of Geneva, with black beards, were pl aying dominoes, and on the other side a young man with spectacles was with great rapidity writing sheet after sheet of an immensely long letter. A Swiss family (who knows, perhaps Robinson by name), consisting of a father and mother and fou r children, were sitting round a table making the best of two small cups of coff ee. The caissiire behind the counter, an imposing brunette with a large bust enc ased in black silk, was reading the local paper. The surroundings made the melod ramatic scene in which Ashenden was engaged perfectly grotesque. His own play se emed to him much more real. Bernard smiled. His smile was not engaging. 'Do you know that I have only to go to the police and tell them about yo u to have you arrested? Do you know what a Swiss prison is like?' 'No, I've often wondered lately. Do you?' 'Yes, and you wouldn't much like it' One of the things that had bothered Ashenden was the possibility that he would be arrested before he finished his play. He disliked the notion of leavin g it half done for an indefinite period. He did not know whether he would be tre ated as a political prisoner or as a common criminal and he had a mind to ask Be rnard whether in the latter case (the only one Bernard was likely to know anythi ng about) he would be allowed writing materials. He was afraid Bernard would thi nk the enquiry an attempt to laugh at him. But he was feeling comparatively at e ase and was able to answer Bernard's threat without heat. 'You could of course get me sentenced to two years' imprisonment.' 'At least.' 'No, that is the maximum, I understand, and I think it is quite enough. I won't conceal from you that I should find it extremely disagreeable. But not n early so disagreeable as you would.' 'What could you do?' 'Oh, we'd get you somehow. And after all, the war won't last for ever. Y ou are a waiter, you want your freedom of action. I promise you that if I get in to any trouble, you will never be admitted into any of the Allied countries for the rest of your life. I can't help thinking it would cramp your style.' Bernard did not reply, but looked down sulkily at the marble-topped tabl e. Ashenden thought this was the moment to pay for the drinks and go. 'Think it over, Bernard,' he said. 'If you want to go back to your job, you have your instructions, and your usual wages shall be paid through the usual channels.' The spy shrugged his shoulders, and Ashenden, though not knowing in the least what was the result of their conversation, felt that it behoved him to wal k out with dignity. He did so. And now as he carefully put one foot into the bath, wondering if he coul d bear it, he asked himself what Bernard had in the end decided on. The water wa s just not scalding and he gradually let himself down into it. On the whole it s eemed to him that the spy had thought it would be as well to go straight, and th e source of his denunciation must be looked for elsewhere. Perhaps in the hotel itself. Ashenden lay back, and as his body grew used to the heat of the water ga

ve a sigh of satisfaction. 'Really,' he reflected, 'there are moments in life when all this to-do t hat has led from the primeval slime to myself seems almost worth while.' Ashenden could not but think he was lucky to have wriggled out of the fi x he had found himself in that afternoon. Had he been arrested and in due course sentenced, R., shrugging his shoulders, would merely have called him a damned f ool and set about looking for someone to take his place. Already Ashenden knew h is chief well enough to be aware that when he had told him that if he got into t rouble he need look for no help he meant exactly what he said. Ashenden, lying comfortably in his bath, was glad to think that in all p robability he would be able to finish his play in peace. The police had drawn a blank and though they might watch him from now on with some care it was unlikely that they would take a further step until he had at least roughed out his third act. It behoved him to be prudent (only a fortnight ago his colleague at Lausan ne had been sentenced to a term of imprisonment), but it would be foolish to be alarmed: his predecessor in Geneva, seeing himself, with an exaggerated sense of his own importance, shadowed from morning till night, had been so affected by t he nervous strain that it had been found necessary to withdraw him. Twice a week Ashenden had to go to the market to receive instructions that were brought to h im by an old peasant woman from French Savoy who sold butter and eggs. She came in with the other market-women and the search at the frontier was perfunctory. I t was barely dawn when they crossed and the officials were only too glad to have done quickly with these chattering noisy women and get back to their warm fires and their cigars. Indeed this old lady looked so bland and innocent, with her c orpulence, her fat red face, and her smiling good-natured mouth, it would have b een a very astute detective who could imagine that if he took the trouble to put his hand deep down between those voluminous breasts of hers, he would find a li ttle piece of paper that would land in the dock an honest old woman (who kept he r son out of the trenches by taking this risk) and an English writer approaching middle age. Ashenden went to the market about nine when the housewives of Genev a for the most part had done their provisioning, stopped in front of the basket by the side of which, rain or wind, hot or cold, sat that indomitable creature a nd bought half a pound of butter. She slipped the note into his hand when he was given change for ten francs and he sauntered away. His only moment of risk was when he walked back to his hotel with the paper in his pocket, and after this sc are he made up his mind to shorten as much as possible the period during which i t could be found on him. Ashenden sighed, for the water was no longer quite so hot; he could not reach the tap with his hand nor could he turn it with his toes (as every properl y regulated tap should turn) and if he got up enough to add more hot water he mi ght just as well get out altogether. On the other hand he could not pull out the plug with his foot in order to empty the bath and so force himself to get out, nor could he find in himself the will-power to step out of it like a man. He had often heard people tell him that he possessed character and he reflected that p eople judge hastily in the affairs of life because they judge on insufficient ev idence: they had never seen him in a hot, but diminishingly hot, bath. His mind, however, wandered back to his play, and telling himself jokes and repartees tha t he knew by bitter experience would never look so neat on paper nor sound so we ll on the stage as they did then, he abstracted his mind from the fact that his bath was growing almost tepid, when he heard a knock at the door. Since he did n ot want anyone to enter, he had the presence of mind not to say come in, but the knocking was repeated. 'Who is it?' he cried irascibly. 'A letter.' 'Come in then. Wait a minute.' Ashenden heard his bedroom-door open and getting out of the bath flung a towel round him and went in. A page-boy was waiting with a note. It needed only a verbal answer. It was from a lady staying in the hotel asking him to play bri dge after dinner and was signed in the continental fashion Baronne de Higgins. A shenden, longing for a cosy meal in his own room, in slippers and with a book le

aned up against a reading-lamp, was about to refuse when it occurred to him that in the circumstances it might be discreet to show himself in the dining-room th at night. It was absurd to suppose that in that hotel the news would not have sp read that he had been visited by the police and it would be as well to prove to his fellow-guests that he was not disconcerted. It had passed through his mind t hat it might be someone in the hotel who had denounced him and indeed the name o f the sprightly baroness had not failed to suggest itself to him. If it was she who had given him away there would be a certain humour in playing bridge with he r. He gave the boy a message that he would be pleased to come and proceeded slow ly to don his evening clothes. The Baroness von Higgins was an Austrian, who on settling in Geneva duri ng the first winter of the war had found it convenient to make her name look as French as possible. She spoke English and French perfectly. Her surname, so far from Teutonic, she owed to her grandfather, a Yorkshire stable-boy, who had been taken over to Austria by a Prince Blankenstein early in the nineteenth century. He had had a charming and romantic career; a very good-looking man, he attracte d the attention of one of the arch-duchesses and then made such good use of his opportunities that he ended his life as a baron and minister plenipotentiary to an Italian court. The baroness, his only descendant, after an unhappy marriage, the particulars of which she was fond of relating to her acquaintance, had resum ed her maiden name. She mentioned not infrequently the fact that her grandfather had been an ambassador, but never that he had been a stable-boy and Ashenden ha d learned this interesting detail from Vienna; for as he grew friendly with her he had thought it necessary to get a few particulars about her past, and he knew among other things that her private income did not permit her to live on the so mewhat lavish scale on which she was living in Geneva. Since she had so many adv antages for espionage, it was fairly safe to suppose that an alert secret servic e had enlisted her services and Ashenden took it for granted that she was engage d somehow on the same kind of work as himself. It increased if anything the cord iality of his relations with her. When he went into the dining-room it was already full. He sat down at hi s table and feeling jaunty after his adventure ordered himself (at the expense o f the British Government) a bottle of champagne. The baroness gave him a flashin g, brilliant smile. She was a woman of more than forty, but in a hard and glitte ring manner extremely beautiful. She was a high-coloured blonde with golden hair of a metallic lustre, lovely no doubt but not attractive, and Ashenden had from the first reflected that it was not the sort of hair you would like to find in your soup. She had fine features, blue eyes, a straight nose, and a pink and whi te skin, but her skin was stretched over her bones a trifle tightly; she was gen erously decolletee and her white and ample bosom had the quality of marble. Ther e was nothing in her appearance to suggest the yielding tenderness that the susc eptible find so alluring. She was magnificently gowned, but scantily bejewelled, so that Ashenden, who knew something of these matters, concluded that the super ior authority had given her carte blanche at a dressmaker's but had not thought it prudent or necessary to provide her with rings or pearls. She was notwithstan ding so showy that but for R.'s story of the minister, Ashenden would have thoug ht the sight of her alone must have aroused in anyone on whom she desired to exe rcise her wiles the sense of prudence. While he waited for his dinner to be served, Ashenden cast his eyes over the company. Most of the persons gathered were old friends by sight At that tim e Geneva was a hot-bed of intrigue and its home was the hotel at which Ashenden was staying. There were Frenchmen there, Italians and Russians, Turks, Rumanians , Greeks, and Egyptians. Some had fled their country, some doubtless represented it. There was a Bulgarian, an agent of Ashenden, whom for greater safety he had never even spoken to in Geneva; he was dining that night with two fellow-countr ymen and in a day or so, if he was not killed in the interval, might have a very interesting communication to make. Then there was a little German prostitute, w ith china-blue eyes and a doll-like face, who made frequent journeys along the l ake and up to Berne, and in the exercise of her profession got little titbits of information over which doubtless they pondered with deliberation in Berlin. She

was of course of a different class from the baroness and hunted much easier gam e. But Ashenden was surprised to catch sight of Count von Holzminden and wondere d what on earth he was doing there. This was the German agent in Vevey and he ca me over to Geneva only on occasion. Once Ashenden had seen him in the old quarte r of the city, with its silent houses and deserted streets, talking at a corner to a man whose appearance very much suggested the spy and he would have given a great deal to hear what they said to one another. It had amused him to come acro ss the Count, for in London before the war he had known him fairly well. He was of great family and indeed related to the Hohenzollerns. He was fond of England; he danced well, rode well, and shot well; people said he was more English than the English. He was a tall, thin fellow, in well-cut clothes, with a close-cropp ed Prussian head, and that peculiar bend of the body -as though he were just abo ut to bow to a royalty - that you feel, rather than see, in those who have spent their lives about a court. He had charming manners and was much interested in t he Fine Arts. But now Ashenden and he pretended they had never seen one another before. Each of course knew on what work the other was engaged and Ashenden had had a mind to chaff him about it - it seemed absurd when he had dined with a man off and on for years and played cards with him, to act as though he did not kno w him from Adam - but refrained in case the German looked upon his behaviour as further proof of the British frivolity in face of war. Ashenden was perplexed: H olzminden had never set foot in that hotel before and it was unlikely that he ha d done so now without good reason. Ashenden asked himself whether this event had anything to do with the un usual presence in the dining-room of Prince Ali. At that juncture it was imprude nt to ascribe any occurrence, however accidental it looked, to the hazard of coi ncidence. Prince Ali was an Egyptian, a near relation of the Khedive, who had fl ed his country when the Khedive was deposed. He was a bitter enemy of the Englis h and was known to be actively engaged in stirring up trouble in Egypt. The week before, the Khedive in great secrecy had passed three days at the hotel and the pair of them had held constant meetings in the prince's apartments. He was a li ttle fat man with a heavy black moustache. He was living with his two daughters and a certain pasha, Mustapha by name, who was his secretary and managed his aff airs. The four of them were now dining together; they drank a great deal of cham pagne, but sat in a stolid silence. The two princesses were emancipated young wo men who spent their nights dancing in restaurants with the bloods of Geneva. The y were short and stout, with fine black eyes and heavy sallow faces; and they we re dressed with a rich loudness that suggested the Fish-market at Cairo rather t han the Rue de la Paix. His Highness usually ate upstairs but the princesses din ed every evening in the public dining-room: they were chaperoned vaguely by a li ttle old Englishwoman, a Miss King, who had been their governess; but she sat at a table by herself and they appeared to pay no attention to her. Once Ashenden, going along a corridor, had come upon the elder of the two fat princesses berat ing the governess in French with a violence that took his breath away. She was s houting at the top of her voice and suddenly smacked the old woman's face. When she caught sight of Ashenden she gave him a furious look and flinging into her r oom slammed the door. He walked on as though he had noticed nothing. On his arrival Ashenden had tried to scrape acquaintance with Miss King, but she had received his advances not merely with frigidity but with churlishne ss. He had begun by taking off his hat when he met her, and she had given him a stiff bow, then he had addressed her and she had answered with such brevity that it was evident that she wished to have nothing much to do with him. But it was not his business to be discouraged, so with what assurance he could muster he to ok the first opportunity to enter into conversation with her. She drew herself u p and said in French, but with an English accent: 'I don't wish to make acquaint ance with strangers.' She turned her back on him and, next time he saw her, cut him dead. She was a tiny woman, just a few little bones in a bag of wrinkled skin, and her face was deeply furrowed. It was obvious that she wore a wig, it was of a mousy brown, very elaborate and not always set quite straight, and she was he avily made up, with great patches of scarlet on her withered cheeks and brillian

tly red lips. She dressed fantastically in gay clothes that looked as though the y had been bought higgledy-piggledy from an old-clothes shop and in the day-time she wore enormous, extravagantly girlish hats. She tripped along in very small smart shoes with very high heels. Her appearance was so grotesque that it create d consternation rather than amusement. People turned in the street and stared at her with open mouths. Ashenden was told that Miss King had not been to England since she was f irst engaged as governess of the prince's mother and he could not but be amazed to think of all she must have seen during those long years in the harems of Cair o. It was impossible to guess how old she was. How many of those short Eastern l ives must have run their course under her eyes and what dark secrets must she ha ve known! Ashenden wondered where she came from; an exile from her own country f or so long, she must possess in it neither family nor friends: he knew that her sentiments were anti-English and if she had answered him so rudely he surmised t hat she had been told to be on her guard against him. She never spoke anything b ut French. Ashenden wondered what it was she thought of as she sat there, at lun cheon and dinner by herself. He wondered if ever she read. After meals she went straight upstairs and was never seen in the public sitting-rooms. He wondered what she thought of those two emancipated princesses who wor e garish frocks and danced with strange men in second-rate cafes. But when Miss King passed him on her way out of the dining-room it seemed to Ashenden that her mask of a face scowled. She appeared actively to dislike him. Her gaze met his and the pair of them looked at one another for a moment; he imagined that she tr ied to put into her stare an unspoken insult. It would have been pleasantly absu rd in that painted, withered visage if it had not been for some reason rather od dly pathetic. But now the Baroness de Higgins, having finished her dinner, gathered up her handkerchief and her bag, and with waiters bowing on either side sailed dow n the spacious room. She stopped at Ashenden's table. She looked magnificent. 'I'm so glad you can play bridge tonight,' she said in perfect English, with no more than a trace of German accent. 'Will you come to my sitting-room wh en you are ready and have your coffee?' 'What a lovely dress,' said Ashenden. 'It is frightful. I have nothing to wear, I don't know what I shall do n ow that I cannot go to Paris. Those horrible Prussians,' and her r's grew guttur al as she raised her voice, 'why did they want to drag my poor country into this terrible war?' She gave a sigh, and a flashing smile, and sailed on. Ashenden was among the last to finish and when he left the dining-room it was almost empty. As he walked past Count Holzminden, Ashenden feeling very gay hazarded the shadow of a wink. The German agent could not be quite sure of it and if he suspected it mig ht rack his brains to discover what mystery it portended. Ashenden walked up to the second floor and knocked at the baroness's door. 'Entrez, entrez' she said and flung it open. She shook both his hands with cordiality and drew him into the room. He saw that the two persons who were to make the four had already arrived. They wer e Prince Ali and his secretary. Ashenden was astounded. 'Allow me to introduce Mr. Ashenden to Your Highness,' said the baroness , speaking in her fluent French. Ashenden bowed and took the proffered hand. The prince gave him a quick look, but did not speak. Madame de Higgins went on: 'I do not know if you have m et the Pasha.' 'I am delighted to make your acquaintance, Mr. Ashenden,' said the princ e's secretary, warmly shaking his hand. 'Our beautiful baroness has talked to us of your bridge and His Highness is devoted to the game. N'est-cepas, Altesse?' Oui, oui,' said the prince. Mustapha Pasha was a huge fat fellow, of forty-five perhaps, with large mobile eyes and a big black moustache. He wore a dinner jacket with a large diam ond in his shirt-front and the tarboosh of his country. He was exceedingly volub le, and the words tumbled out of his mouth tumultuously, like marbles out of a b

ag. He took pains to be extremely civil to Ashenden. The prince sat in silence, looking at Ashenden quietly from under his heavy eyelids. He seemed shy. 'I have not seen you at the club, Monsieur,' said the pasha. 'Do you not like baccarat?' '1 play but seldom.' 'The baroness, who has read everything, tells me that you are a remarkab le writer. Unfortunately I do not read English.' The baroness paid Ashenden some very fulsome compliments to which he lis tened with a proper and grateful politeness, and then, having provided her guest s with coffee and liqueurs, she produced the cards. Ashenden could not but wonde r why he had been asked to play. He had (he flattered himself) few illusions abo ut himself, and so far as bridge was concerned none. He knew that he was a good player of the second class, but he had played often enough with the best players in the world to know that he was not in the same street with them. The game pla yed now was contract, with which he was not very familiar, and the stakes were h igh; but the game was obviously but a pretext and Ashenden had no notion what ot her game was being played under the rose. It might be that knowing he was a Brit ish agent the prince and his secretary had desired to see him in order to find o ut what sort of person he was. Ashenden had felt for a day or two that something was in the air and this meeting confirmed his suspicions, but he had not the fa intest notion of what nature this something was. His spies had told him of late nothing that signified. He was now persuaded that he owed that visit of the Swis s police to the kindly intervention of the baroness and it looked as though the bridge-party had been arranged when it was discovered that the detectives had be en able to do nothing. The notion was mysterious, but diverting, and as Ashenden played one rubber after another, joining in the incessant conversation, he watc hed what was said by himself no less closely than what was said by the others. T he war was spoken of a good deal and the baroness and the pasha expressed very a nti-German sentiments. The baroness's heart was in England whence her family (th e stable-boy from Yorkshire) had sprung, and the pasha looked upon Paris as his spiritual home. When the pasha talked of Montmartre and its life by night the pr ince was roused from his silence. 'Cest une bien belle ville, Paris,' he said. "The Prince has a beautiful apartment there,' said his secretary, 'with beautiful pictures and life-sized statues.' Ashenden explained that he had the greatest sympathy for the national as pirations of Egypt and that he looked upon Vienna as the most pleasing capital i n Europe. He was as friendly to them as they were to him. But if they were under the impression that they would get any information out of him that they had not already seen in the Swiss papers he had a notion that they were mistaken. At on e moment he had a suspicion that he was being sounded upon the possibility of se lling himself. It was done so discreetly that he could not be quite sure, but he had a feeling that a suggestion floated in the air that a clever writer could d o his country a good turn and make a vast amount of money for him' self if he ca red to enter into an arrangement that would bring to a troubled world the peace that every humane man must so sincerely desire. It was plain that nothing very m uch would be said that first evening, but Ashenden as evasively as he could, mor e by general amiability than by words, tried to indicate that he was willing to hear more of the subject. While he talked with the pasha and the beautiful Austr ian he was conscious that the watchful eyes of Prince Ali were upon him, and had an uneasy suspicion that they read too much of his thoughts. He felt rather tha n knew that the prince was an able and astute man. It was possible that after he left them the prince would tell the other two that they were wasting their time and there was nothing to be done with Ashenden. Soon after midnight, a rubber having been finished, the prince rose from the table. 'It is getting late,' he said, 'and Mr. Ashenden has doubtless much to d o tomorrow. We must not keep him up.' Ashenden looked upon this as a signal to take himself off. He left the t hree together to discuss the situation and retired not a little mystified. He co

uld only trust that they were no less puzzled than he. When he got to his room h e suddenly realised that he was dog-tired. He could hardly keep his eyes open wh ile he undressed, and the moment he flung himself into bed he fell asleep. He would have sworn that he had not been asleep five minutes when he was dragged back to wakefulness by a knocking at the door. He listened for a moment . 'Who is it?' 'It's the maid. Open. I have something to say to you.' Cursing, Ashenden turned on his light, ran a hand through his thinning a nd rumpled hair (for like Julius Caesar he disliked exposing an unbecoming baldn ess) and unlocked and opened the door. Outside it stood a tousled Swiss maid. Sh e wore no apron and looked as though she had thrown on her clothes in a hurry. 'The old English lady, the governess of the Egyptian princesses, is dyin g and she wants to see you.' 'Me?' said Ashenden. 'It's impossible. I don't know her. She was all rig ht this evening.' He was confused and spoke his thoughts as they came to him. 'She asks for you. The doctor says, will you come. She cannot last much longer.' 'It must be a mistake. She can't want me.' 'She said your name and the number of your room. She says quick, quick.' Ashenden shrugged his shoulders. He went back into his room to put on sl ippers and a dressing-gown, and as an afterthought dropped a small revolver into his pocket. Ashenden believed much more in his acuteness than in a firearm, whi ch is apt to go off at the wrong time and make a noise, but there are moments wh en it gives you confidence to feel your fingers round its butt, and this sudden summons seemed to him exceedingly mysterious. It was ridiculous to suppose that those two cordial stout Egyptian gentlemen were laying some sort of trap for him , but in the work upon which Ashenden was engaged the dullness of routine was ap t now and again to slip quite shamelessly into the melodrama of the sixties. Jus t as passion will make use brazenly of the hackneyed phrase, so will chance show itself insensitive to the triteness of the literary convention. Miss King's room was two floors higher than Ashenden's, and as he accomp anied the chamber-maid along the corridor and up the stairs he asked her what wa s the matter with the old governess. She was flurried and stupid. 'I think she has had a stroke. I don't know. The night-porter woke me an d said Monsieur Bridet wanted me to get up at once.' Monsieur Bridet was the assistant-manager. 'What is the time?' asked Ashenden. 'It must be three o'clock.' They arrived at Miss King's door and the maid knocked. It was opened by Monsieur Bridet. He had evidently been roused from his sleep; he wore slippers o n his bare feet, grey trousers and a frock-coat over his pyjamas. He looked absu rd. His hair as a rule plastered neatly on his head stood on end. He was extreme ly apologetic. 'A thousand excuses for disturbing you, Monsieur Ashenden, but she kept asking for you and the doctor said you should be sent for.' 'It doesn't matter at all.' Ashenden walked in. It was a small back room and all the lights were on. The windows were closed and the curtains drawn. It was intensely hot. The docto r, a bearded, grizzled Swiss, was standing at the bedside. Monsieur Bridet, notw ithstanding his costume and his evident harassment, found in himself the presenc e of mind to remain the attentive manager, and with ceremony effected the proper introduction. "This is Mr. Ashenden, for whom Miss King has been asking. Dr Arbos of t he Faculty of Medicine of Geneva.' Without a word the doctor pointed to the bed. On it lay Miss King. It ga ve Ashenden a shock to look at her. She wore a large white cotton nightcap (on e ntering Ashenden had noticed the brown wig on a stand on the dressing-table) tie d under the chin, and a white, voluminous nightdress that came high up in the ne

ck. Nightcap and nightdress belonged to a past age and reminded you of Cruikshan k's illustrations to the novels of Charles Dickens. Her face was greasy still wi th the cream she had used before going to bed to remove her make-up, but she had removed it summarily and there were streaks of black on her eyebrows and of red on her cheeks. She looked very small, lying in the bed, no larger than a child, and immensely old. 'She must be well over eighty,' thought Ashenden. She did not look human, but like a doll, the caricature of an old, old w itch that an ironic toymaker had amused himself with modelling. She lay perfectl y still on her back, the tiny little body hardly marked under the flatness of th e blanket, her face even smaller than usual because she had removed her teeth; a nd you would have thought she was dead but for the black eyes, strangely large i n the shrunken mask, that stared unblinkingly. Ashenden thought their expression changed when she saw him. 'Well, Miss King, I'm sorry to see you like this,' he said with forced c heerfulness. 'She cannot speak,' said the doctor. 'She had another little stroke when the maid went to fetch you. I have just given her an injection. She may partly recover the use of her tongue in a little while. She has something to say to you .' 'I will gladly wait,' said Ashenden. He fancied that in those dark eyes he saw a look of relief. For a moment or two the four of them stood round the bed and stared at the dying woman. 'Well, if there is nothing I can do, I may just as well go back to bed,' said Monsieur Bridet then. 'Allez, mon ami, 1 said the doctor. 'You can do nothing.' Monsieur Bridet turned to Ashenden. 'May I have a word with you?' he asked. 'Certainly.' The doctor noticed a sudden fear in Miss King's eyes. 'Do not be alarmed,' he said kindly. 'Monsieur Ashenden is not going. He will stay as long as you wish.' The assistant-manager took Ashenden to the door and partly closed it so that those within should not hear his undertones. 'I can count on your discretion, Monsieur Ashenden, can I not? It is a v ery disagreeable thing to have anyone die in a hotel. The other guests do not li ke it and we must do all we can to prevent their knowing. I shall have the body removed the first possible moment and I shall be extremely obliged if you will n ot say that there has been a death.' 'You can have every confidence in me,' said Ashenden. 'It is very unfortunate that the manager should be away for the night. I am afraid he will be exceedingly displeased. Of course if it had been possible I would have sent for an ambulance and had her taken to the hospital, but the do ctor said she might die before we got her downstairs and absolutely refused to l et me. It is not my fault if she dies in the hotel.' 'Death so often chooses its moments without consideration,' murmured Ash enden. 'After all she is an old woman, she should have died years ago. What did this Egyptian prince want to have a governess of that age for? He ought to have sent her back to her own country. These Orientals, they are always giving troub le.' 'Where is the prince now?' asked Ashenden. 'She has been in his service for many years. Ought you not to wake him?' 'He is not in the hotel. He went out with his secretary. He may be playi ng baccarat. I do not know. Anyhow I cannot send all over Geneva to find him.' 'And the princesses?' "They have not come in. They seldom return to the hotel till dawn. They are mad about dancing. I do not know where they are; in any case they would not thank me for dragging them away from their diversions because their governess ha s had a stroke. I know what they are. The night-porter will tell them when they

arrive and then they can please themselves. She does not want them. When the nig ht-porter fetched me and I went into her room I asked where His Highness was and she cried with all her strength: no, no.' 'She could talk then?' 'Yes, after a fashion, but the thing that surprised me was that she spok e in English. She always insisted on talking French. You know, she hated the Eng lish/ 'What did she want with me?' "That I cannot tell you. She said she had something that she must say to you at once. It is funny, she knew the number of your room. At first when she a sked for you I would not let them send. I cannot have my clients disturbed in th e middle of the night because a crazy old woman asks for them. You have the righ t to your sleep, I imagine. But when the doctor came he insisted. She gave us no peace and when I said she must wait till morning she cried.' Ashenden looked at the assistant-manager. He seemed to find nothing at a ll touching in the scene he related. "The doctor asked who you were and when I told him he said that perhaps she wished to see you because you were a compatriot.' 'Perhaps,' said Ashenden dryly. 'Well, I shall try to get a little sleep. I shall give the night-porter orders to wake me when everything is over. Fortunately the nights are long now a nd if everything goes well we may be able to get the body away before it is ligh t.' Ashenden went back into the room and immediately the dark eyes of the dy ing woman fixed upon him. He felt that it was incumbent upon him to say somethin g, but as he spoke he reflected on the foolish way in which one speaks to the si ck. 'I'm afraid you're feeling very ill, Miss King.' It seemed to him that a flash of anger crossed her eyes and Ashenden cou ld not but imagine that she was exasperated by his futile words. 'You do not mind waiting?' asked the doctor. 'Of course not." It appeared that the night-porter had been roused by the ringing of the telephone from Miss King's room, but on listening could get no one to speak. The bell continued to ring, so he went upstairs and knocked at the door. He entered with his pass-key and found Miss King lying on the floor. The telephone had fal len too. It looked as though, feeling ill, she had taken off the receiver to cal l for help and then collapsed. The night-porter hurried to fetch the assistant-m anager and together they had lifted her back into bed. Then the maid was wakened and the doctor sent for. It gave Ashenden a queer feeling to listen to the doct or giving him these facts in Miss King's hearing. He spoke as though she could n ot understand his French. He spoke as though she were already dead. Then the doctor said: 'Well, there is really nothing more that I can do. It is useless for me to stay. I can be rung up if there is any change.' Ashenden, knowing that Miss King might remain in that condition for hour s, shrugged his shoulders. 'Very well.' The doctor patted her raddled cheek as though she were a child. 'You must try to sleep. I will come back in the morning.' He packed up the dispatch-case in which he had his medical appliances, w ashed his hands, and shuffled himself into a heavy coat. Ashenden accompanied hi m to the door and as he shook hands the doctor gave his prognosis in a pout of h is bearded mouth. Ashenden, coming back, looked at the maid. She sat on the edge of a chair, uneasily, as though in the presence of death she feared to presume. Her broad, ugly face was bloated with fatigue. "There's no use in your staying up,' Ashenden said to her. 'Why don't yo u go to bed?' 'Monsieur wouldn't like to remain here alone. Somebody must stay with hi m.' 'But good heavens, why? You have your day's work to do tomorrow.' 'In any case I have to get up at five.'

"Then try to get a little sleep now. You can give me a look in when you get up. Allez.' She rose heavily to her feet. 'As the gentleman wishes. But I will stay very willingly.' Ashenden smiled and shook his head. 'Bonsoir, ma pauvre mademoiselle' said the maid. She went out and Ashenden was left alone. He sat by the bedside and agai n his eyes met Miss King's. It was embarrassing to encounter that unshrinking st are. 'Don't worry yourself, Miss King. You've had a slight stroke. I'm sure y our speech will come back to you in a minute.' He felt certain then that he saw in those dark eyes a desperate effort t o speak. He could not be mistaken. The mind was shaken by desire, but the paraly sed body was incapable of obedience. For her disappointment expressed itself qui te plainly, tears came to her eyes and ran down her cheeks. Ashenden took out hi s handkerchief and dried them. 'Don't distress yourself, Miss King. Have a little patience and I'm sure you'll be able to say anything you want.' He did not know if it was his fancy that he read in her eyes now the des pairing thought that she had not the time to wait. Perhaps it was only that he a scribed to her the notions that came to himself. On the dressing-table were the governess's poor little toilet things, silver-backed embossed brushes and a silv er mirror, in a corner stood a shabby black trunk, and on the top of the wardrob e a large hat-box in shiny leather. It all looked poor and mean in that trim hot el room, with its suite in highly varnished rosewood. The glare was intolerable. 'Wouldn't you be more comfortable if I turned out some of the lights?' a sked Ashenden. He put out all the lamps but the one by the bedside and then sat down ag ain. He had a longing to smoke. Once more his eyes were held by those other eyes in which was all that remained alive of that old, old woman. He felt certain th at she had something that she wanted urgently to say to him. But what was it? Wh at was it? Perhaps she had asked him only because, feeling death near, she had h ad a sudden yearning, she the exile of so many years, to die with someone of her own people, so long forgotten, by her side. That was what the doctor thought. B ut why should she have sent for him? There were other English people in the hote l. There was an old pair, a retired Indian Civilian and his wife, to whom it see med more natural that she should turn. No one could be more of a stranger to her than Ashenden. 'Have you got something to say to me, Miss King?' He tried to re ad an answer in her eyes. They continued to stare at him meaningly, but what the meaning was he had no notion. 'Don't be afraid I shall go. I will stay as long as you want me.' Nothin g, nothing. The black eyes, and as he looked at them they seemed to glow mysteri ously as though there were fire behind them, the eyes continued to hold him with that insistent stare. Then Ashenden asked himself if she had sent for him becau se she knew that he was a British agent. Was it possible that at that last momen t she had had some unexpected revulsion of feeling from everything that had sign ified to her for so many years? Perhaps at the moment of death a love for her co untry, a love that had been dead for half a century, awakened again in her -('I' m silly to fancy these idiotic things,' thought Ashenden, 'it's cheap and tawdry fiction') - and she had been seized with a desire to do something for what was after all her own. No one was quite himself just then and patriotism (in peace-t ime an attitude best left to politicians, publicists, and fools, but in the dark days of war an emotion that can wring the heart-strings), patriotism made one d o odd things. It was curious that she had been unwilling to see the prince and h is daughters. Did she on a sudden hate them? Did she feel herself a traitor on t heir account and now at the last hour wish to make amends? ('It's all very impro bable, she's just a silly old maid who ought to have died years ago.') But you c ouldn't ignore the improbable. Ashenden, his common sense protesting, became str angely convinced that she had some secret that she wished to impart to him. She had sent for him knowing who he was because he could make use of it. She was dyi

ng and feared nothing. But was it really important? Ashenden leaned forward tryi ng more eagerly to read what her eyes had to say. Perhaps it was only some trivi al thing that was important only in her addled old brain. Ashenden was sick of t he people who saw spies in every inoffensive passer-by and plots in the most inn ocent combination of circumstances. It was a hundred to one that if Miss King re covered her speech she would tell him something that could be of no use to anybo dy. But how much must that old woman know! With her sharp eyes and sharp ear s she must have had the chance to discover matters that were closely hidden from persons that seemed less insignificant. Ashenden thought again how he had the i mpression that something of real consequence was being prepared round about him. It was curious that Holzminden should have come to the hotel that day; and why had Prince Ali and the pasha, those wild gamblers, wasted an evening in playing contract-bridge with him? It might be that some new plan was in question, it mig ht be that the very greatest affairs were afoot, and perhaps what the old woman had to say might make all the difference in the world. It might mean defeat or v ictory. It might mean anything. And there she lay powerless to speak. For a long time Ashenden stared at her in silence. ' Has it got anything to do with the war, Miss King?' he said on a sudde n, loudly. Something passed through her eyes and a tremor shot across her little ol d face. It was a distinct movement. Something strange and horrible was happening and Ashenden held his breath. The tiny frail body was suddenly convulsed and th at old woman, as though by a final desperate effort of will, raised herself up i n the bed. Ashenden sprang forward to support her. 'England,' she said, just that one word, in a harsh cracked voice, and f ell back in his arms. When he laid her down on the pillow, he saw that she was dead.

THE HAIRLESS MEXICAN 'Do you like macaroni?' said R. 'What do you mean by macaroni?' answered Ashenden. 'It is like asking me if I like poetry. I like Keats and Wordsworth and Verlaine and Goethe. When you say macaroni, do you mean spaghetti, tagliatelli, vermicelli, fettuccini, tufal i, farfalli, or just macaroni?' 'Macaroni,' replied R., a man of few words. 'I like all simple things, boiled eggs, oysters and caviare, truite au b leu, grilled salmon, roast lamb (the saddle by preference), cold grouse, treacle tart, and rice pudding. But of all simple things the only one I can eat day in and day out, not only without disgust but with the eagerness of an appetite unim paired by excess, is macaroni.' 'I am glad of that because I want you to go down to Italy.' Ashenden had come from Geneva to meet R. at Lyons and having got there b efore him had spent the afternoon wandering about the dull, busy, and prosaic st reets of that thriving city. They were sitting now in a restaurant on the place to which Ashenden had taken R. on his arrival because it was reputed to give you the best food in that part of France. But since in so crowded a resort (for the Lyonese like a good dinner) you never knew what inquisitive ears were pricked u p to catch any useful piece of information that might fall from your lips, they had contented themselves with talking of indifferent things. They had reached th e end of an admirable repast. 'Have another glass of brandy?' said R. 'No, thank you,' answered Ashenden, who was of an abstemious turn. 'One should do what one can to mitigate the rigours of war,' remarked R. as he took the bottle and poured out a glass for himself and another for Ashend en. Ashenden, thinking it would be affectation to protest, let the gesture p

ass, but felt bound to remonstrate with his chief on the unseemly manner in whic h he held the bottle. ' In my youth I was always taught that you should take a woman by the wa ist and a bottle by the neck,' he murmured. 'I am glad you told me. I shall continue to hold a bottle by the waist a nd give women a wide berth.' Ashenden did not know what to reply to this and so remained silent. He s ipped his brandy and R. called for his bill. It was true that he was an importan t person, with power to make or mar quite a large number of his fellows, and his opinions were listened to by those who held in their hands the fate of empires; but he could never face the business of tipping a waiter without an embarrassme nt that was obvious in his demeanour. He was tortured by the fear of making a fo ol of himself by giving too much or of exciting the waiter's icy scorn by giving too little. When the bill came he passed some hundred-franc notes over to Ashen den and said: 'Pay him, will you? I can never understand French figures.' The groom brought them their hats and coats. 'Would you like to go back to the hotel?' asked Ashenden. 'We might as well.' It was early in the year, but the weather had suddenly turned warm, and they walked with their coats over their arms. Ashenden knowing that R. liked a s itting-room had engaged one for him, and to this, when they reached the hotel, t hey went. The hotel was old-fashioned and the sitting-room was vast. It was furn ished with a heavy mahogany suite upholstered in green velvet and the chairs wer e set primly round a large table. On the walls, covered with a dingy paper, were large steel engravings of the battles of Napoleon, and from the ceiling hung an enormous chandelier once used for gas, but now fitted with electric bulbs. It f looded the cheerless room with a cold, hard light. "This is very nice,' said R., as they went in. 'Not exactly cosy,' suggested Ashenden. 'No, but it looks as though it were the best room in the place. It all l ooks very good to me.' He drew one of the green velvet chairs away from the table and, sitting down, lit a cigar. He loosened his belt and unbuttoned his tunic. 'I always thought I liked a cheroot better than anything,' he said, 'but since the war I've taken quite a fancy to Havanas. Oh well, I suppose it can't last for ever.' The corners of his mouth flickered with the beginning of a smile .' It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good.' Ashenden took two chairs, one to sit on and one for his feet, and when R . saw him he said: 'That's not a bad idea,' and swinging another chair out from the table with a sigh of relief put his boots on it. 'What room is that next door?' he asked. 'That's your bedroom.' 'And on the other side?' 'A banqueting hall.' R. got up and strolled slowly about the room and when he passed the wind ows, as though in idle curiosity, peeped through the heavy rep curtains that cov ered them, and then returning to his chair once more comfortably put his feet up . 'It's just as well not to take any more risk than one need,' he said. He looked at Ashenden reflectively. There was a slight smile on his thin lips, but the pale eyes, too closely set together, remained cold and steely. R. 's stare would have been embarrassing if Ashenden had not been used to it. He kn ew that R. was considering how he would broach the subject that he had in mind. The silence must have lasted for two or three minutes. 'I'm expecting a fellow to come and see me tonight,' he said at last. 'H is train gets in about ten.' He gave his wrist-watch a glance. 'He's known as th e Hairless Mexican.' 'Why?' 'Because he's hairless and because he's a Mexican.' 'The explanation seems perfectly satisfactory,' said Ashenden.

'He'll tell you all about himself. He talks nineteen to the dozen. He wa s on his uppers when I came across him. It appears that he was mixed up in some revolution in Mexico and had to get out with nothing but the clothes he stood up in. They were rather the worse for wear when I found him. If you want to please him you call him General. He claims to have been a general in Huerta's army, at least I think it was Huerta; anyhow he says that if things had gone right he wo uld be Minister of War now and no end of a big bug. I've found him very useful. Not a bad chap. The only thing I really have against him is that he will use sce nt.' 'And where do I come in?' asked Ashenden. 'He's going down to Italy. I've got rather a ticklish job for him to do and I want you to stand by. I'm not keen on trusting him with a lot of money. He 's a gambler and he's a bit too fond of the girls. I suppose you came from Genev a on your Ashenden passport?' 'Yes.' 'I've got another for you, a diplomatic one, by the way, in the name of Somerville with visas for France and Italy. I think you and he had better travel together. He's an amusing cove when he gets going, and I think you ought to kno w one another.' 'What is the job?' 'I haven't yet quite made up my mind how much it's desirable for you to know about it.' Ashenden did not reply. They eyed one another in a detached manner, as t hough they were strangers who sat together in a railway carriage and each wonder ed who and what the other was. 'In your place I'd leave the General to do most of the talking. I wouldn 't tell him more about yourself than you find absolutely necessary. He won't ask you any questions, I can promise you that, I think he's by way of being a gentl eman after his own fashion.' 'By the way, what is his real name?' 'I always call him Manuel. I don't know that he likes it very much, his name is Manuel Carmona.' 'I gather by what you have not said that he's an unmitigated scoundrel.' R. smiled with his pale blue eyes. 'I don't know that I'd go quite so far as that. He hasn't had the advant ages of a public-school education. His ideas of playing the game are not quite t he same as yours or mine. I don't know that I'd leave a gold cigarette-case abou t when he was in the neighbourhood, but if he lost money to you at poker and had pinched your cigarette-case he would immediately pawn it to pay you. If he had half a chance he'd seduce your wife, but if you were up against it he'd share hi s last crust with you. The tears will run down his face when he hears Gounod's A ve Maria on the gramophone, but if you insult his dignity he'll shoot you like a dog. It appears that in Mexico it's an insult to get between a man and his drin k and he told me himself that once when a Dutchman who didn't know passed betwee n him and the bar he whipped out his revolver and shot him dead.' 'Did nothing happen to him?' 'No, it appears that he belongs to one of the best families. The matter was hushed up and it was announced in the papers that the Dutchman had committed suicide. He did practically. I don't believe the Hairless Mexican has a great r espect for human life.' Ashenden, who had been looking intently at R., started a little and he w atched more carefully than ever his chief's tired, lined, and yellow face. He kn ew that he did not make this remark for nothing. ' Of course a lot of nonsense is talked about the value of human life. Y ou might just as well say that the counters you use at poker have an intrinsic v alue. Their value is what you like to make it; for a general giving battle, men are merely counters and he's a fool if he allows himself for sentimental reasons to look upon them as human beings.' 'But, you see, they're counters that feel and think and if they believe they're being squandered they are quite capable of refusing to be used any more.

' 'Anyhow, that's neither here nor there. We've had information that a man called Constantine Andreadi is on his way from Constantinople with certain docu ments that we want to get hold of. He's a Greek. He's an agent of Enver Pasha an d Enver has great confidence in him. He's given him verbal messages that are too secret and too important to be put on paper. He's sailing from the Piraeus, on a boat called the Ithaca, and will land at Brindisi on his way to Rome. He's to deliver his dispatches at the German Embassy and impart what he has to say perso nally to the ambassador.' 'l see.' At this time Italy was still neutral; the Central Powers were straining every nerve to keep her so; the Allies were doing what they could to induce her to declare war on their side. 'We don't want to get into any trouble with the Italian authorities, it might be fatal, but we've got to prevent Andreadi from getting to Rome.' 'At any cost?' asked Ashenden. 'Money's no object,' answered R., his lips twisting into a sardonic smil e. 'What do you propose to do?' 'I don't think you need bother your head about that.' 'I have a fertile imagination,' said Ashenden. 'I want you to go down to Naples with the Hairless Mexican. He's very ke en on getting back to Cuba. It appears that his friends are organising a show an d he wants to be as near at hand as possible so that he can hop over to Mexico w hen things are ripe. He needs cash. I've brought money down with me, in American dollars, and I shall give it to you tonight. You'd better carry it on your pers on.' 'Is it much?' 'It's a good deal, but I thought it would be easier for you if it wasn't bulky, so I've got it in thousand-dollar notes. You will give the Hairless Mexi can the notes in return for the documents that Andreadi is bringing.' A question sprang to Ashenden's lips, but he did not ask it. He asked an other instead. 'Does this fellow understand what he has to do?' 'Perfectly.' There was a knock at the door. It opened and the Hairless Mexican stood before them. 'I have arrived. Good evening, Colonel. I am enchanted to see you.' R. got up. 'Had a nice journey, Manuel? This is Mr. Somerville, who's going to Napl es with you, General Carmona.' 'Pleased to meet you, sir.' He shook Ashenden's hand with such force that he winced. 'Your hands are like iron, General,' he murmured. The Mexican gave them a glance. 'I had them manicured this morning. I do not think they were very well d one. I like my nails much more highly polished.' They were cut to a point, stained bright red, and to Ashenden's mind sho ne like mirrors. Though it was not cold the General wore a fur coat with an astr akhan collar and with his every movement a wave of perfume was wafted to your no se. 'Take off your coat, General, and have a cigar,' said R. The Hairless Mexican was a tall man, and though thinnish gave you the im pression of being very powerful; he was smartly dressed in a blue serge suit, wi th a silk handkerchief neatly tucked in the breast pocket of his coat, and he wo re a gold bracelet on his wrist. His features were good, but a little larger tha n life-size, and his eyes were brown and lustrous. He was quite hairless. His ye llow skin had the smoothness of a woman's and he had no eyebrows nor eyelashes; he wore a pale brown wig, rather long, and the locks were arranged in artistic d isorder. This and the unwrinkled sallow face, combined with his dandified dress,

gave him an appearance that was at first glance a trifle horrifying. He was rep ulsive and ridiculous, but you could not take your eyes from him. There was a si nister fascination in his strangeness. He sat down and hitched up his trousers so that they should not bag at t he knee. 'Well, Manuel, have you been breaking any hearts today?' said R. with hi s sardonic joviality, The General turned to Ashenden. 'Our good friend, the Colonel, envies me my successes with the fair sex. I tell him he can have just as many as I if he will only listen to me. Confiden ce, that is all you need. If you never fear a rebuff you will never have one.' 'Nonsense, Manuel, one has to have your way with the girls. There's some thing about you that they can't resist' The Hairless Mexican laughed with a self-satisfaction that he did not tr y to disguise. He spoke English very well, with a Spanish accent, but with an Am erican Intonation. 'But since you ask me, Colonel, I don't mind telling you that I got into conversation on the train with a little woman who was coming to Lyons to see he r mother-in-law. She was not very young and she was thinner than I like a woman to be, but she was possible, and she helped me to pass an agreeable hour.' 'Well, let's get to business,' said R. 'I am at your service, Colonel.' He gave Ashenden a glance. 'Is Mr. Some rville a military man?' 'No,' said R., 'he's an author.' 'It takes all sorts to make a world, as you say. I am happy to make your acquaintance, Mr. Somerville. I can tell you many stories that will interest yo u; I am sure that we shall get on well together. You have a sympathetic air. I a m very sensitive to that. To tell you the truth I am nothing but a bundle of ner ves and if I am with a person who is antipathetic to me I go all to pieces.' 'I hope we shall have a pleasant journey,' said Ashenden. 'When does our friend arrive at Brindisi?' asked the Mexican, turning to R. 'He sails from the Piraeus in the Ithaca on the fourteenth. It's probabl y some old tub, but you'd better get down to Brindisi in good time.' 'I agree with you.' R. got up and with his hands in his pockets sat on the edge of the table . In his rather shabby uniform, his tunic unbuttoned, he looked a slovenly creat ure beside the neat and well-dressed Mexican. 'Mr. Somerville knows practically nothing of the errand on which you are going and I do not desire you to tell him anything. I think you had much better keep your own counsel. He is instructed to give you the funds you need for your work, but your actions are your own affair. If you need his advice of course yo u can ask for it' 'I seldom ask other people's advice and never take it.' 'And should you make a mess of things I trust you to keep Mr. Somerville out of it. He must on no account be compromised.' 'I am a man of honour, Colonel,' answered the Hairless Mexican with dign ity, 'and I would sooner let myself be cut in a thousand pieces than betray my f riends.' "That is what I have already told Mr. Somerville. On the other hand, if everything pans out O. K. Mr. Somerville is instructed to give you the sum we ag reed on in return for the papers I spoke to you about. In what manner you get th em is no business of his.' "That goes without saying. There is only one thing I wish to make quite plain; Mr. Somerville understands of course that I have not accepted the mission with which you have entrusted me on account of the money?' 'Quite,' replied R. gravely, looking him straight in the eyes. 'I am with the Allies body and soul, I cannot forgive the Germans for ou traging the neutrality of Belgium, and if I accept the money that you have offer ed me it is because I am first and foremost a patriot. I can trust Mr. Somervill e implicitly, I suppose?'

R. nodded. The Mexican turned to Ashenden. 'An expedition is being arranged to free my unhappy country from the tyr ants that exploit and ruin it and every penny that I receive will go on guns and cartridges. For myself I have no need of money; I am a soldier and I can live o n a crust and a few olives. There are only three occupations that befit a gentle man, war, cards, and women; it costs nothing to sling a rifle over your shoulder and take to the mountains - and that is real warfare, not this manoeuvring of b attalions and firing of great guns - women love me for myself, and I generally w in at cards.' Ashenden found the flamboyance of this strange creature, with his scente d handkerchief and his gold bracelet, very much to his taste. This was far from being just the man in the street (whose tyranny we rail at but in the end submit to) and to the amateur of the baroque in human nature he was a rarity to be con sidered with delight. He was a purple patch on two legs. Notwithstanding his wig and his hairless big face, he had undoubtedly an air; he was absurd, but he did not give you the impression that he was a man to be trifled with. His self-comp lacency was magnificent, 'Whe