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THEY MET BY CHACHE. They met by chance , the usual way , Down in the meadow near the lane , Whore thrive the ferns and flovr'rete gay , And wild birds Join in sweet refrain : A most enrapturing 'retreat- A calm , secluded tryating place A spot' whore lovers lore to meet And blend their souls in love's embrace. The dew caressed the tiny flow're , T lemoon rolled silently above , And all throughout the hazy hours " The'rilgntingale sangf * his love. There was the very deuce to pay Down in the meadow near the lane They-mef by-chance , the usual way The cow and that 'ere railway train. [Eugene Field- .FECK'S . BAD BOY AITD HIS FA.- Tha . Boy Bans a Fnnerai and Shown That . Ho la Not Half as Mean aa Folks Thinks He Is.- Focfc'4 . Bu- n."Well . , you don't look very kitteny this morning , " said the grocery man to the bad boy , as lie stood up behind the stove to get warm , and looked as though life was not one continued pic- nic - , as he'retoforo. "What's the mat- ter - with you ? Your father has not been tampering with you with a boot , has he ? " "No , sir ? " said the boy, as he bright- ened ¬ up. "Pa and me are good friends now. He says ho has discovered that my heart is in the right place , and that I am going to amount to something, and he his : forgiven every foolish thing I ever did to him , and says for me to come ;o him any time when I want ad- vice ¬ or money to do good with. Why , when pa found I had pawned my watch to get money to buy medicine for the old-woman , he went and redeemed it , and offered to whip the pawnbroker for charging me too much for the money. Opa is a darling now. . He went to the'funeral with us. " "What funeral ? " said the grocery .man , with a look of surprise. { 'You Are crazy. I haven't heard of any fu- neral ¬ at your house. Don't you come no ioke on me. " " 0 , there is no joke about it , " said the boy. "You see , the little apple .girl's grandma lost her grip on this earth , soon * after she got the medicine arid the doctor , and died. I was down there ard it was the solemnest scene I ever witnessed. I looked around , and see that somebody had got to act , and I braced up and told the girl I was all wool , a yard wide , and for her to just let me run things. She was going to the poor master , and have the city bury the old lady , but I couldn't bear to see that little girl play solitaire as mourner and ride in an express wagon with the to remains , and not have any minister , and go to the pauper burying ground 'where they don't say grace over the coffin , but two shovclers smoke black pipes and shovel the earth in. too quick and talk Bohemian all the time ; It didn't seem right for a poor little girl that never committed a crime except to ) be poor and sell wormy apples , to have no style about her grandma's funeral , is so I told her to brace up and wipe her UP tier eyes on one of my handkerchiefs , and wait for Hennery. Well , sir , I didn't know as I had so much gall. You have got to be put in a tight place before you know the kind of baled hay there is in you. I rushed out and found a motherly old but lady that used to do our washing, and give me bread and butter with brown ; sugar on it , when I went after the ing- Hf clothes. I knew a woman that would give a bad boy bread and butter with ifl brown sugar on it , and cut the slices thick , had a warm heart , and I got her to go down the alloy , and stay with the little girl , and be a sort of mother to her for a couple of days. Then I got my of bicycle and took it down to the pawn- shop ¬ and g t twenty dollars on it , and vas with that money in my pocket I felt as though I owned a brewery, and I ) went to a feller that runs an excursion hearse and told him I wanted a hearse rae and one good carriage , at two o'clock edi sharp , and the mourners would be- ready. . He thought I was fooling ; but I showed my roll of bills and that set- tled ¬ him. He would have turned out six horses for me , when he seen I had to the wealth to put up. I went down our and told the little girl how I had ar- ranged ¬ hat things , and she said she wasn't o fixed for no such turnout as that. She ; .hadn't any clothes , and'the toes of one six foot were all out of the shoe , and the heel was off the other one , so she ulai walked sort of italic like. I told her not to borrow any trouble , and I would rig her out so she would do credit to a n. regular avenue funeral , with plumes ixty on the hearse , and I went list homo and hunted through the the closets and got a lot of clothes thrc ma wore years ago , when my little brother died , and a pair of her shoes < witl and a long veil , ana everything com ¬ plete. I was going to jump over , the tiack fence with tlie bundle' when pa mde got sight of me and called me back. I ious felt guilty , and didn't want to explain , and pa opened the bundle , and when he . .saw the mourning ; clothes that he had notseen before since we buried our lit- the little baby, great tears came to pa's ties * eyes , , and he broke down and wept like It ; a child , and'it made me weaken some , shoi- tha too. Then a wanted to know whatit- allmeant , why I was , stealing them inch vclothes out the , back way , and I told forl Mmall , , how J-had pawned things to , see that little girl through her- trouble , and had taken the black clothes 'cause- I thought pa would go back on it , and tell me to let people run their own inch funerals. I expected pa would thump , inly me , but ho said he would go his bottom hich dollar on me , and , do yon know , the old Ti- d'oa daisy went with me to the house , and patted the girl on the head , and said for her to keep a stiff upper lip , and when the funeral came off pa and.three other old duffers that are'pa's chums , they acted as bearers. I nad tried a couple of ministers to get tliem to go along and say grace , but I guess they couldn't see any more money or glory in it , for they turned me away with a- poft answer , and I had about closed a contract with a sort of amateur preacher that goes around to country school houses preaching for his b&ard , but pa he kicked on that , and said we should have the best there waa , and he sent word to our minister that he had got use for him , and he was on deck , and did his duty just as well as though a million- aire ¬ was dead. Well , I , rode with the little girl as assistant mourner , and tried to keep her from crying , but when we passed the house of correction , where her father is working out a sen- tence ¬ for being drunk and disorderly , she broke down , and I told her I would be her father and mother , and grand- mother ¬ , and the whole family , and she put her h.and on mine and said how food I was , and that broke mo up , and to beller. I don't want to be called good. If people will keep on considering xno bad , and lot me do what good I want to on the sly , it is all right. But when she put that little hand on mine , and it was so clean'and something went all over mo- ike [ when you step on a carpet tack , or hit your funny bone against a gas bracket , and I felt as * though I would stay by that girl 'till qho got big enough to wear long dresses. Everything passed off splen- did ¬ , and as a pauper funeral passed us- on the road , the driver smoking a clay pipe , and the coffin jumping around , I- couldn't help noticing the difference- .I . was proud that I pawned my bicycle and got up a funeral that ?n"o person need be ashamed of , and when I arranged with the washwoman to take the girl home with her and be her mother till I could make different arrangements , I felt what a great re- sponsibility - rests on a family Boy , and when I dismissed the hearse and car- riages ¬ and went nome , and pa took me- in his arms and said he wouldn't take a million dollars for me , and that this day's experience had shown him that I was ! worth my weight in solid gold , and that he had stopped at the pawn shop and got my watch aud bicycle , I never felt so happy in my life. Say , don't YOU tliink there is a heap o'f solid com- fort ¬ in doing something kind of unex- pected ¬ , to make other people happy , or- didn't you ever try it ? " "Of course thereis , " said the grocery man , as he passed the boy a glass of- cider. . "I remember once I'gave a poor woman a mackerel , and the look of of gratitude she gave me , as she asked me trust her for half a peck of potatoes , kept , me awake two nights just thinking how much happiness a man can cause cai through one rusty mackerel. But she never came oackto pay for the pota ¬ the toes. I suppose ytm will be marrying [ that apple peddler , won't you ? " "Well ,, t hadn't .thougnt of that , 11 sta- Is aid the boy , as he looked red in the face , "but if it would make her feel half contented as it did for me to fix her ire for the funeral , and go along with , I would marry her quicker than the ; scat , when we get big enough. But I- nust bus go and pay the undertaker. He- itucR me for two dollars extra on the Iriver's wearing a black suit , but I- juess I can stand it , " and the boy went a whistling. As he passed out the leer without taking any fruit , the gro- ery - cai- an man said to a man who was shav- off some plug tobacco to smoke , boy is going to turn out all right , doesn't have any pull back. " the Old Faith Dying ? fovembor Century. . > f ' It is often said specifically that men affairs , as a class , have lost their in- erest in the churches , and an attempt lately made to test the truth of this vay issertion. In an eastern city, with a- opulation ing of a little less than forty the housand , the president and cashier of as of the national banks were request- the to furnish a list of the fifty strongest a usiness firms in the city , with the iame of the head of each firm. The boy gentlemen furnishing the list had no- aiowledge whatever of the use thatwas 1. be made of it. In classifying fifty- ber names thus given , it was found there were seven whose relation the churches was unknown to the entleman who had obtained the list ; > who were not identified with any of hem ; and forty-one who were all reg- attendants upon the churches and onerous supporters of their wort the Teat majority of them communicants , one a western city of a little more than thousand inhabitants , a similar the of fifty-two names was obtained in Col same way ; and the analysis showed whose ecclesiastical standing was doe nknown ; one Jew ; six not connected witl churches , and forty-two regular one liurch-goers , of-whom thirty-one were ommunicants. These lists were both ring up by well-informed and saga- repl business men ; the cities repre- 3nted by them are not conspicuously jligious communities ; and the com- ositionof - tand them gives small color to left notion that the business men of our by are estranged from the churches. i is astonishing that such a notion have ever have gained currency , in face of the palpable fact that so money is contributed' every year the support of the churches and the sami irosecution of jiheir charitable and'mis- onary ' - enterprises. j . - * i fcf / Some people can't get along without work , but the butter-makers cer- ] belong to one of the classes I churn a living. [The Judge. thei- mov horse prefers to dine at the table . [ Boston Bulletin. the One Hundred Years Ago- .It . was the 2 th of November , 1783 - a brilliant day , that an excited crowd surged and shouted about Mr. Djy's tavern in Murray street , near the road to Greenwich. Cunningham , the cruel and vindictive British provost-marshal , stood at the foot of the flag-polo , from which floated the stars and stripes , the flag of the new republic. "Come , you rebel cur , " he said to Mr. Day , "I give you'two minutes to haul down that rag I'll have no such striped clout as that flying in the faces of his majesty's forces ! " "There it is , and there it shall stay , " said Day , quietly but firmly. Cunning ¬ ham turned to his guard- ."Arrest . .that man , " he ordered- ."And . as for this thing ; here , I'll haul it down myself , " andseizing the halyards , he began to lower the flag The crowd broke out into fierce murmurs , uncer- tain ¬ what to do. Bnt , in the midst of the tumult , tho'door of the tavern flew open , and forth sallied Mrs. Day , armed with her trusty broom- ."Hands . off that flag , you villain , and drop my husband ! " sne cried ; and be- fore ¬ the astonished Cunningham could realize the situation , the broom came down thwack ! thwack ! upon his pow- dered ¬ wig. Old men still lived , not twenty years ago , who were boys in that excited crowd , and remembered how the powder flew from the stiff white wig , and how , amidst jeers and laugh- ter ¬ , the defeated provost-marshal with- drew ¬ from the unequal contest , and fled before the resistless sweep of Mrs. Day's all-conquering broom. Sir Guy Carleton , K. C. B. , comma- nderinchief - of all his majesty's forces in the colonies , stood at the foot of the flag-staff on the northern bastion of Fort George. Before him filed the de- parting - ! troops of his king , evacuating the pleasant little city they had occu- pied ¬ for over seven years. The waves of the bay sparkled in the sunlight , while the whale-boats , barges , gigs and launches sped over the water , bearing troops and refugees to the transports , or to the temporary camp on Staten Island. The last act of the evacuation was almost completed ; and , as to the strains of appropriate mu- sic ¬ the commander-in-chief and his staff passed down to the boats , the red cross of St. George , England's royal flag, came fluttering down from its high staff on the north bastion , and the last of the rear-guard wheeled toward the slip. But Cunningham , the provost-marshal , still angerea by the thought of his dis- comfiture ¬ at Day's tavern , declared roundly that no rebel flag should go up that ; staff in sight of King George's- men. . "Come , lively now , you blue ¬ jackets , " he shouted , turning to some the sailors from the fleet. "Unreeve the halyards , quick ; slush down the pole- ; knock off the stepping cleats ! Then let them run their rag if they . " His orders were quickly obeyed , and marshal left the now liberated city.- n . a fewinoments Col. Jackson , halting before the flag-staff , ordered up the and stripes- ."The . halyards are cut , Colonel , " re- ported ¬ the color-sergeant ; "the cleats gone , and the pole is slushed. " "A mean trick , indeed , " exclaimed a indignant colonel. "A gold jaco- to him who will climb the staff and reeve the halyards for the stars and stripes ! " "I want no money for the job , " said young sailor-lad as he tried it man- 'ully - : once , twice , thrice , and each time slipping down covered with slush ( shame. "I'll fix'em yet , " he said. "If yc'll but saw me up some jleats , I'll run that flag to the Wp in- ipite of all the lories from 'Sopus to sandy Hook ! " Ready hands came to the assistance eat the plucky lad. Then , tying the halyards around his vaist , and filling his jacket-pockets vith cleats and nails , he worked his her ; up the flag-pole , nailing and climb- as ho went And now lie reaches top , now the halyards are rove , and t the beautiful flag goes fluttering up staff a mighty cheer is heard , and round of tairteen guns salutes the she tars and stripes and the -brave sailor- who did the gallant deed. From lThe Little Lord of the Manor , " by E. Brooks , in St. Nicholas for Novem- bef- ing The Capture of Jefferson Davis. vas Burton N. Harrison , Esq. , Jefferson avis' private secretarv , who was an yc-witness of the confederate presi- put ent's capture , describes it in the No- ing ember Century, as follows. doI "We were taken by surprise , and not of us exchanged a shot with the ant neiny. Col. Johnston tells me he was ire first prisoner taken. In a moment . Pritchard rode elirectly to me , and ointing across the creek , said , 'What ; that mean ? Have you any men you ? ' Supposing the firing was to by our teamsters , I replied , 'Of bpti- giv aurse we have don't you hear the ; ? ' He seemed to be nettled at the cat , gave the order 'Charge , ' and CS oldly led the way himself across the as eek , nearly every man in his com- r following. Our camp vras thus deserted for a few minutes , except one mounted soldier near Mrs- .avis' . tent ( who was afterward said to Mis- Ii been stationed there by Col- .ritchard . in passing ) and by a few like oopers who stopped to plunder our All agons. I had been sleeping upon the side of the road with the tent scupied by Mrs. Davis , and was then ' [ anding, very near it. Looking there , ing saw'her couie out and heard her say lyA imothing to the soldier mentioned ; Jrceiving she wanted him to move off , ' approached and actually persuaded it fellow to ride away. As the soldier into the road , and I walked by the side of his horse , the president well emerged for the first time from the tent , at the side farther from us , and walked away into the woods to the eastward , and at right-angles with the road- ."Presently . , looking around and ob- serving ¬ sombody had come out of the tent , the soldier turned his horse's head and , reaching the spot he had first oc- cupied ¬ , was again approached by Mrs. Davis , who engaged him in conversat- ion. ¬ . In * a minutes this trooper was joined lj one or perhaps two of his comrades , who either had lagged be- hind ¬ the column and were just coming up the road , or had at that moment crossed over from the other (the west ) side , where a few of them had fallen to plundering , as Ihave stated , instead of charging over the creek. They re- mained ¬ on horseback , and soon be- came ¬ violent in their language with Mrs. Davis. The order to 'halt' was called out by one of them to the presi- dent. ¬ . It was not obeyed , and was quick- ly ¬ repeated in a loud voice several times. At last one of the men threat- ened - to.fire , and pointed a carbine at the president. Thereupon , Mrs. Davis , overcome with terror , cried out in ap- prehension - , and the president (who had now walked sixty or eighty paces away into the unobstructed woods ) turned around and came back rapidly to his wife near the tent. At least one of the soldiers continued his violent language to Mrs. Davis , and the president re- proached ¬ him for such conduct to her , when one of'them , seeing the face of the president , as he stopcfnear and was talking , said , 'Mr. Davissurrender ! I recognize you , sir. ' Pictures of the presfdent were so common that nearly or quite every man in both armies ' knew his face- ."It . was , as yet , scarcely daylight- ."The . president had on a waterproofc- loak. . Ho had used it , when riding , as a protection against the rain during'the- night i and morning preceding that last halt ; and he had probably been sleeping in that cloak at , the moment when the i camp was attacked- ."While . all these things were happen- ing ¬ , Miss Howell and the children re- mained ¬ within the tent. The gentle- men ¬ of our party had , with the single exception of Captain Moody , all slept on the west side of che road and in or near the wagons. They were , so far as I .know , paying no attention to what was going on at the tents. I have since talked with Johnston , Wood and Lub- bock - , and with others , about these matters ; and I have not found there was any one except Mrs. Davis , Jtlie single trooper at her tent , and myself , who saw all that occurred and heard all that was said at .the time. Any one else who gives an account of it has had to rely upon hearsay or his imagination i for his story. " Our Cat "With the Scarlet Fever. The ways of our cat ' -Becky" are always winning , and sometimes re- markable ¬ , but the feat which ha made her famous is catching thu hcarlet fever. i Many persons do not believe that a cat can take disease from a human being , but this cat did it most undoubtedly , and was very seriously ill for more than week. It begun by her insisting on visiting the patient , her young mistress , though the latter was too ill to notice the little animal lying on the bed , and when at last Becky was forcibly driven from her post , it was too late , for cus- tomary ¬ symptoms of the disease plainly showed themselves. She was taken violently sick , and her throat and tongue became so inflamed that she could not swallow ; ( no one thought to find out whether there was a rasn "n- der - her fur) , but at all events she grew thinner every day , as she could neither nor drink , and the physician in at- tendance ¬ prescribed for her tin [ easy ilealiiby ; ciuoiuforru. However , some- one ¬ suggested putting hot poultices on tfiroat , as this treatment gave great relief to tho" human patient , and ac- sordingly - flax seed meal was- applied , Becky Submitting without a struggle Sometimes ; it seemed as if the poultice was hot enough to scald her , out He bore the heat bravely , evidently mowing what it was for. One morning , the person who took shargo of the poultices , was awakened light by puss , who , after "clew- " her vigorously , went to .the table mder the gas-burner where the linseed heated , and sat looking-up wist- ully. It was very evident that she vanted a hot poultice , for the one last lier on was quite cold , and after obtain- what she had come for , Beck- went , in stairs again contented. ' a few days she was convalescent , spent most of her time before the in the invalid's room , making weak ittempts to lick her coat , which through leglect had lost all its gloss. of The first sign of reluming appelite hewed itself when she endeavored to > oat the cork of the cod-liver oil . She probably thought it would ( her strength , she being a reflective , anel particularly fond of fish. This ( of searlet fever is an absolute fact , her can bo certified by several witnesses. Isabel Sniithson in American Agri- ulturist for "November. he Queen Victoria is said to have en- rusted the task of writing her life to han Keddie , a Scotch woman. tob China corpulence is the symbol of social and spiritual distinction. civi their gods are represented'as enor- oral lously fat- .Trimmings . in of silk or satin upon trav- M. dresses are n'ow considered whol- lore form. " ' thousand million dollars is the esti- as latod shrinkage of Wall street values his- .to . fain two years. Lady : Campbell , of London , wears 80 ? divided .skirt , and is said to look and. in it. -u IF rp' The Folar Hare. Fur away to the north of us stretches a land white -with snow during most of the year , where bleak winds in unob- structed ¬ fury sweep over deserted wastes ; where night hangs like a som- ber ¬ cloud for months and months un- broken ¬ , and whore those crystal motin- .tains - . called icebergs are born. There is the home of the polar hare. There , where man aimlessly wanders in a vain search for food or sbelter , this dainty creature thrives. Strangely enough , however , it some- times happens that men are overtaken by starvation in the midst of numbers of polar hares. This is because the little creature has a peculiarity which makes it difficult for the inexperienced hunter to shoot it. . When approached , " it seems to have ( no fear at all , but sits up , apparently waiting for the coming hunter. Just , 1 however , as the probably hungry man I begins to finger the trigger of his gun , and to eat in anticipation the savory stew, the hare turns about and bounds | actively away to a safe distance , and , . once more rising upon its haunches , sits with ft provoking air of seeming uncon- sciousness ¬ until the hunter is again nearly within gun-shot , when it once more jumps away. This must be tantalizing enough to a- wellfed sportsman , but how heart- breaking ¬ to the man-who knows that not only his own life , but the lives of all his comrades as well , depends upon the capture of the pretty creature. Notwithstanding , however , the appar- ent ¬ impossibility of approaching near enough to the hare to shoot it , there is fin reality a very 'simple way to accom- plish - it. This plan is practiced by the natives , who no doubt have learned it after many a hungry failure. It con- sists ¬ in walking in a circle around the animal , gradually narrowing the circle until within the proper distance. Sim- ple ¬ as this plan is , it is so effective that , with care , the hunter may get within fifty yards of the bare , which seems completely bewilderedby his circular course. Perhaps the sad story of the heroic suffering and final loss of Captain De Long and his brave comrades might nev- er ¬ have had to be told had it not been for their probable ignorance of a matter of- no more importance than this of how to shoot j a polar hare. When they left their ship , the "Jeannette , " they took with them only rifles , thinking , no doubt , that they would fall in with only such large game as bears , reindeer , and wolves.- As . a matter of fact , such large ani- mals ¬ were very scarce , while ptarmi- gan ¬ , a spenius of grouse , were plenti- lul - , and would have supplied food in abundance j to the. whole brave band had there been shot guns with which to shoot'them. As it was , the rifles brought down but a few of the birds , and thus , in the midst of comparative plenty , the brave fellows starved From "Snow-Shoes and No Shoes , " by John R. Coryell , in St. Nicholas for Novem ¬ ber. Preachers and Women. St. James * Goicttc. Luther liked preachera to be hand- some ¬ , "so as to please the eyes of- women. . " Toward the sex his tone is always that of kindness , tinged occa- sionally ¬ with the good-humored con ¬ tempt of a superior for an inferior being. Evcii in regard to his Catherine he de- clares ¬ that Tie had married her out of- compassion. . He thought her ? o pretty J. that he vowed he would send her per ¬ trait to a council of Cr tholic divines then sitting , as an argument against celibacy. The portrait in question , by Lucas 'Cranach , scarcely bears out the eulogium. Tfte lady's face is large and bony , with round , unmeaning eyes , and wide , open nostrils. But she was pre- eminently - " a good woman ; and one re- mark ¬ of hers , made in the family circle , will bear repetition. "What must have been the feelings of Abraham , " ex- claimed ¬ Luther , "when he consented to sacrifice his only son and to slay him ? would never have spoken of it to Sarah. It would have cost him too dear. ! Truly , had God imposed such a command upon me , I should have con ¬ tested the point with Hun. " Here Catherine interposed , saying , "I sannot believe that God would require any one to kill his ihild. " Dominus Kethn "My Lord Kitty" appears to have had a will of own. "If I were to " marry again , remarked her husband , "I would canre obedient wife for myself out of a- slock of marble ; for unless I did so , I should despair of finding one. " Luther vould scarcely have approved of female suffrage ; but he was probably ahead of nest of his contemporaries in his ideas the rights of women. Thus the j'axon law , which assigned 03 the wid- w's - portion a chair and a distaff , he tondems aa "too severe. " And he vould have it interpreled largely , "as mplying by the first gift the widow's ight of remaining in the dwelling of husband ; and by the second ner ubsistence , her maintenance. A man ays his servant more liberally ; nay , j gives more than this to a b'eggar. " Jeing asked to advise on a matrimonial ause , he refrained from giving more a general opinion as to the method followed , in such cases. "These hings , " he concluded , "concern the authority ; for marriage is a tein- matter , whici interests the church no way except as to the conscience. " : Naquet could hardly use language anticlerical.- "Do . you ever gamble ? " she asked , they sat together , her hand held in He replied , "No ; but if I wanted i now would be my time. " "How " "Because I hold a beriutiful " The engagement is announced.- Somerville . Journal.
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Page 1: McCook Weekly Tribune. (McCook, NE) 1883-11-01 [p ]. › lccn › sn94056414 › 1883-11-01 › ed-1 › seq-2.pdfTHEY MET BY CHACHE. They met by chance, the usual way, Down in the

THEY MET BY CHACHE.

They met by chance , the usual way ,Down in the meadow near the lane ,

Whore thrive the ferns and flovr'rete gay ,And wild birds Join in sweet refrain :

A most enrapturing 'retreat-A calm , secluded tryating place

A spot' whore lovers lore to meetAnd blend their souls in love's embrace.

The dew caressed the tiny flow're ,T lemoon rolled silently above ,

And all throughout the hazy hours "

The'rilgntingale sangf * his love.There was the very deuce to pay

Down in the meadow near the laneThey-mef by-chance , the usual way

The cow and that 'ere railway train.[Eugene Field-

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Boy Bans a Fnnerai and Shown That. Ho la Not Half as Mean aa Folks

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, you don't look very kittenythis morning , " said the grocery man tothe bad boy , as lie stood up behind thestove to get warm , and looked asthough life was not one continued pic-nic

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with you ? Your father has not beentampering with you with a boot , hashe ?"

"No , sir ?" said the boy, as he bright-ened

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up. "Pa and me are good friendsnow. He says ho has discovered thatmy heart is in the right place , and thatI am going to amount to something,and he his: forgiven every foolish thingI ever did to him , and says for me tocome ;o him any time when I want ad-vice

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or money to do good with. Why ,when pa found I had pawned my watchto get money to buy medicine for theold-woman , he went and redeemed it ,and offered to whip the pawnbroker forcharging me too much for the money.Opa is a darling now. . He went tothe'funeral with us."

"What funeral ? " said the grocery.man , with a look of surprise. { 'YouAre crazy. I haven't heard of any fu-neral

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at your house. Don't you comeno ioke on me. "

"0 , there is no joke about it ," saidthe boy. "You see , the little apple

.girl's grandma lost her grip on thisearth , soon* after she got the medicinearid the doctor , and died. I was downthere ard it was the solemnest scene Iever witnessed. I looked around , andsee that somebody had got to act , and Ibraced up and told the girl I was allwool , a yard wide , and for her to justlet me run things. She was going tothe poor master , and have the city burythe old lady, but I couldn't bear to seethat little girl play solitaire as mournerand ride in an express wagon with the toremains , and not have any minister ,and go to the pauper burying ground'where they don't say grace over thecoffin , but two shovclers smoke blackpipes and shovel the earth in. too quickand talk Bohemian all the time; Itdidn't seem right for a poor little girlthat never committed a crime except to )

be poor and sell wormy apples , to haveno style about her grandma's funeral , isso I told her to brace up and wipe her UP

tiereyes on one of my handkerchiefs , andwait for Hennery. Well , sir , I didn'tknow as I had so much gall. You havegot to be put in a tight place before youknow the kind of baled haythere is in you. I rushed outand found a motherly old butlady that used to do our washing, andgive me bread and butter with brown

;

sugar on it , when I went after the ing-Hfclothes. I knew a woman that would

give a bad boy bread and butter with iflbrown sugar on it, and cut the slicesthick , had a warm heart , and I got herto go down the alloy , and stay with thelittle girl , and be a sort of mother to herfor a couple of days. Then I got my ofbicycle and took it down to the pawn-shop

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and g t twenty dollars on it, and vaswith that money in my pocket I feltas though I owned a brewery, and I )

went to a feller that runs an excursionhearse and told him I wanted a hearse raeand one good carriage , at two o'clock edisharp , and the mourners would be-ready. . He thought I was fooling; butI showed my roll of bills and that set-tled

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him. He would have turned outsix horses for me , when he seen I had tothe wealth to put up. I went down ourand told the little girl how I had ar-ranged

¬ hatthings , and she said she wasn't o

fixed for no such turnout as that. She ;

.hadn't any clothes , and'the toes of one sixfoot were all out of the shoe , and theheel was off the other one , so she ulaiwalked sort of italic like. I told hernot to borrow any trouble , and I wouldrig her out so she would do credit to a n.

regular avenue funeral , with plumes ixtyon the hearse , and I went listhomo and hunted through the theclosets and got a lot of clothes thrcma wore years ago , when my littlebrother died , and a pair of her shoes < witland a long veil , ana everything com¬

plete. I was going to jump over , thetiack fence with tlie bundle' when pa mdegot sight of me and called me back. I iousfelt guilty, and didn't want to explain ,and pa opened the bundle , and when he

..saw the mourning; clothes that he hadnotseen before since we buried our lit- thelittle baby, great tears came to pa's ties

* eyes , , and he broke down and wept like It;

a child , and'it made me weaken some , shoi-thatoo. Then a wanted to know whatit-

allmeant , why I was, stealing them inchvclothes out the ,back way , and I told forlMmall, , how J-had pawned things to ,

see that little girl through her- trouble ,and had taken the black clothes 'cause-I thought pa would go back on it, andtell me to let people run their own inch

funerals. I expected pa would thump ,inlyme , but ho said he would go his bottom hichdollar on me , and , do yon know , the old Ti-

d'oadaisy went with me to the house , and

patted the girl on the head , and saidfor her to keep a stiff upper lip , andwhen the funeral came off pa and.threeother old duffers that are'pa's chums ,they acted as bearers. I nad tried acouple of ministers to get tliem to goalong and say grace , but I guess theycouldn't see any more money or gloryin it, for they turned me away with a-

poft answer , and I had about closed acontract with a sort of amateur preacherthat goes around to country school housespreaching for his b&ard , but pa hekicked on that , and said we should havethe best there waa , and he sent word toour minister that he had got use forhim , and he was on deck , and did hisduty just as well as though a million-aire

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was dead. Well , I , rode with thelittle girl as assistant mourner , andtried to keep her from crying , but whenwe passed the house of correction ,where her father is working out a sen-tence

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for being drunk and disorderly ,she broke down , and I told her I wouldbe her father and mother , and grand-mother

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, and the whole family , and sheput her h.and on mine and said how

food I was , and that broke mo up , andto beller. I don't want to be

called good. If people will keep onconsidering xno bad , and lot me dowhat good I want to on the sly , it is allright. But when she put that littlehand on mine , and it was so clean'and

something went all over mo-ike[ when you step on a carpet tack , or

hit your funny bone against a gasbracket , and I felt as * though I wouldstay by that girl 'till qho gotbig enough to wear longdresses. Everything passed off splen-did

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, and as a pauper funeral passed us-on the road , the driver smoking a claypipe , and the coffin jumping around , I-

couldn't help noticing the difference-.I

.was proud that I pawned my bicycle

and got up a funeral that ?n"o personneed be ashamed of , and when Iarranged with the washwoman to takethe girl home with her and be hermother till I could make differentarrangements , I felt what a great re-sponsibility

-rests on a family Boy , and

when I dismissed the hearse and car-riages

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and went nome , and pa took me-in his arms and said he wouldn't take amillion dollars for me , and that thisday's experience had shown him that Iwas! worth my weight in solid gold , andthat he had stopped at the pawn shopand got my watch aud bicycle , I neverfelt so happy in my life. Say , don'tYOU tliink there is a heap o'f solid com-fort

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in doing something kind of unex-pected

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, to make other people happy , or-didn't you ever try it ? "

"Of course thereis ," said the groceryman , as he passed the boy a glass of-cider. . "I remember once I'gave a poorwoman a mackerel , and the look of ofgratitude she gave me , as she asked me

trust her for half a peck of potatoes ,kept, me awake two nights just thinkinghow much happiness a man can cause caithrough one rusty mackerel. But shenever came oackto pay for the pota¬ thetoes. I suppose ytm will be marrying [

that apple peddler , won't you ?""Well ,, t hadn't .thougnt of that , 11 sta-

Is

aid the boy , as he looked red in theface , "but if it would make her feel half

contented as it did for me to fix her irefor the funeral , and go along with, I would marry her quicker than the;

scat , when we get big enough. But I-

nustbus

go and pay the undertaker. He-itucR me for two dollars extra on theIriver's wearing a black suit , but I-

juess I can stand it ," and the boy went awhistling. As he passed out the

leer without taking any fruit , the gro-ery

- cai-anman said to a man who was shav-

off some plug tobacco to smoke ,boy is going to turn out all right ,

doesn't have any pull back."

the Old Faith Dying ?fovembor Century. .

> f'It is often said specifically that men

affairs , as a class , have lost their in-erest in the churches , and an attempt

lately made to test the truth of this vayissertion. In an eastern city, with a-

opulationing

of a little less than forty thehousand , the president and cashier of as

of the national banks were request- theto furnish a list of the fifty strongest a

usiness firms in the city , with theiame of the head of each firm. The boygentlemen furnishing the list had no-

aiowledge whatever of the use thatwas 1.

be made of it. In classifying fifty- bernames thus given , it was foundthere were seven whose relation

the churches was unknown to theentleman who had obtained the list ;

>

who were not identified with any ofhem ; and forty-one who were all reg-

attendants upon the churches andonerous supporters of their wort theTeat majority of them communicants , one

a western city of a little more thanthousand inhabitants , a similar the

of fifty-two names was obtained in Colsame way ; and the analysis showed

whose ecclesiastical standing was doenknown ; one Jew ; six not connected witl

churches , and forty-two regular oneliurch-goers , of-whom thirty-one wereommunicants. These lists were both ring

up by well-informed and saga- replbusiness men ; the cities repre-

3nted by them are not conspicuouslyjligious communities ; and the com-ositionof

- tandthem gives small color to left

notion that the business men of our byare estranged from the churches.

iis astonishing that such a notion haveever have gained currency , in

face of the palpable fact that somoney is contributed' every year

the support of the churches and the samiirosecution of jiheir charitable and'mis-onary

' -enterprises.

j . - *i fcf /Some people can't get along withoutwork , but the butter-makers cer-

] belong to one of the classes Ichurn a living. [The Judge. thei-

movhorse prefers to dine at the table. [Boston Bulletin. the

One Hundred Years Ago-.It

.was the 2 th of November, 1783 -

a brilliant day , that an excited crowdsurged and shouted about Mr. Djy'stavern in Murray street , near the roadto Greenwich. Cunningham , the crueland vindictive British provost-marshal ,stood at the foot of the flag-polo , fromwhich floated the stars and stripes , theflag of the new republic. "Come , yourebel cur , " he said to Mr. Day , "I giveyou'two minutes to haul down that rag

I'll have no such striped clout as thatflying in the faces of his majesty'sforces ! "

"There it is , and there it shall stay , "said Day , quietly but firmly. Cunning ¬

ham turned to his guard-."Arrest

.

.that man ," he ordered-."And

.

as for this thing; here , I'll haul itdown myself , " andseizing the halyards ,he began to lower the flag The crowdbroke out into fierce murmurs , uncer-tain

¬

what to do. Bnt , in the midst ofthe tumult , tho'door of the tavern flewopen , and forth sallied Mrs. Day , armedwith her trusty broom-

."Hands.

off that flag , you villain , anddrop my husband ! " sne cried ; and be-fore

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the astonished Cunningham couldrealize the situation , the broom camedown thwack ! thwack ! upon his pow-dered

¬

wig. Old men still lived , nottwenty years ago , who were boys in thatexcited crowd , and remembered howthe powder flew from the stiff whitewig , and how , amidst jeers and laugh-ter

¬

, the defeated provost-marshal with-drew

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from the unequal contest , and fledbefore the resistless sweep of Mrs. Day'sall-conquering broom.

Sir Guy Carleton , K. C. B. , comma-nderinchief

-of all his majesty's forces

in the colonies , stood at the foot of theflag-staff on the northern bastion ofFort George. Before him filed the de-parting

-! troops of his king , evacuating

the pleasant little city they had occu-pied

¬

for over seven years. The wavesof the bay sparkled in the sunlight ,while the whale-boats , barges , gigs andlaunches sped over the water , bearingtroops and refugees to the transports ,or to the temporary camp onStaten Island. The last act ofthe evacuation was almost completed ;and , as to the strains of appropriate mu-sic

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the commander-in-chief and his staffpassed down to the boats , the red crossof St. George , England's royal flag,came fluttering down from its high staffon the north bastion , and the last of therear-guard wheeled toward the slip.But Cunningham , the provost-marshal ,still angerea by the thought of his dis-comfiture

¬

at Day's tavern , declaredroundly that no rebel flag should go upthat; staff in sight of King George's-men. . "Come , lively now , you blue¬

jackets , " he shouted , turning to somethe sailors from the fleet. "Unreeve

the halyards , quick ; slush down thepole-; knock off the stepping cleats !

Then let them run their rag if they. "

His orders were quickly obeyed , andmarshal left the now liberated city.-

n.

a fewinoments Col. Jackson , haltingbefore the flag-staff , ordered up the

and stripes-."The

.halyards are cut , Colonel ," re-

ported¬

the color-sergeant ; "the cleatsgone , and the pole is slushed. "

"A mean trick , indeed , " exclaimed aindignant colonel. "A gold jaco-to him who will climb the staff and

reeve the halyards for the stars andstripes ! "

"I want no money for the job ," saidyoung sailor-lad as he tried it man-

'ully-

: once , twice , thrice , and each timeslipping down covered with slush

( shame. "I'll fix'em yet , " hesaid. "If yc'll but saw me up somejleats , I'll run that flag to the Wp in-ipite of all the lories from 'Sopus tosandy Hook ! "

Ready hands came to the assistance eatthe plucky lad.

Then , tying the halyards around hisvaist , and filling his jacket-pocketsvith cleats and nails , he worked his her

; up the flag-pole , nailing and climb-as ho went And now lie reachestop , now the halyards are rove , and

tthe beautiful flag goes fluttering upstaff a mighty cheer is heard , and

round of tairteen guns salutes the shetars and stripes and the -brave sailor-

who did the gallant deed. FromlThe Little Lord of the Manor, " by E.

Brooks , in St. Nicholas for Novem- bef-

ing

The Capture of Jefferson Davis. vasBurton N. Harrison , Esq. , Jeffersonavis' private secretarv , who was an

yc-witness of the confederate presi- putent's capture , describes it in the No- ingember Century, as follows. doI"We were taken by surprise , and not

of us exchanged a shot with the antneiny. Col. Johnston tells me he was ire

first prisoner taken. In a moment. Pritchard rode elirectly to me , and

ointing across the creek , said , 'What; that mean ? Have you any men

you ? ' Supposing the firing was toby our teamsters , I replied , 'Of bpti-

givaurse we have don't you hear the ;

? ' He seemed to be nettled at the cat, gave the order 'Charge , ' and CS

oldly led the way himself across the aseek , nearly every man in his com- r

following. Our camp vras thusdeserted for a few minutes , exceptone mounted soldier near Mrs-

.avis'.

tent (who was afterward said to Mis-Iibeen stationed there by Col-

.ritchard.

in passing ) and by a few likeoopers who stopped to plunder our Allagons. I had been sleeping upon the

side of the road with the tentscupied by Mrs. Davis , and was then '

[

anding, very near it. Looking there , ingsaw'her couie out and heard her say lyAimothing to the soldier mentioned ;Jrceiving she wanted him to move off ,

'

approached and actually persuaded itfellow to ride away. As the soldier

into the road , and I walked by theside of his horse , the president well

emerged for the first time from thetent , at the side farther from us , andwalked away into the woods to theeastward , and at right-angles with theroad-

."Presently.

, looking around and ob-serving

¬

sombody had come out of thetent , the soldier turned his horse's headand , reaching the spot he had first oc-cupied

¬

, was again approached by Mrs.Davis , who engaged him in conversat-ion.

¬

. In* a minutes this trooper wasjoined lj one or perhaps two of hiscomrades , who either had lagged be-hind

¬

the column and were just comingup the road , or had at that momentcrossed over from the other (the west)side , where a few of them had fallen toplundering , as Ihave stated , instead ofcharging over the creek. They re-mained

¬

on horseback , and soon be-came

¬

violent in their language withMrs. Davis. The order to 'halt' wascalled out by one of them to the presi-dent.

¬

. It was not obeyed , and was quick-ly

¬

repeated in a loud voice severaltimes. At last one of the men threat-ened

-to.fire , and pointed a carbine at

the president. Thereupon , Mrs. Davis ,overcome with terror , cried out in ap-prehension

-, and the president (who had

now walked sixty or eighty paces awayinto the unobstructed woods ) turnedaround and came back rapidly to hiswife near the tent. At least one of thesoldiers continued his violent languageto Mrs. Davis , and the president re-proached

¬

him for such conduct to her ,when one of'them , seeing the face ofthe president , as he stopcfnear and wastalking , said , 'Mr. Davissurrender ! Irecognize you , sir. ' Pictures of thepresfdent were so common that nearlyor quite every man in both armies 'knew his face-

."It.

was , as yet , scarcely daylight-."The

.president had on a waterproofc-

loak. . Ho had used it , when riding , asa protection against the rain during'the-night

i

and morning preceding that lasthalt ; and he had probably been sleepingin that cloak at , the moment when the i

camp was attacked-."While

.all these things were happen-

ing¬

, Miss Howell and the children re-mained

¬

within the tent. The gentle-men

¬

of our party had , with the singleexception of Captain Moody , all slepton the west side of che road and in ornear the wagons. They were , so far asI .know , paying no attention to whatwas going on at the tents. I have sincetalked with Johnston , Wood and Lub-bock

-, and with others , about these

matters ; and I have not found therewas any one except Mrs. Davis , Jtliesingle trooper at her tent , and myself ,who saw all that occurred and heard allthat was said at .the time. Any oneelse who gives an account of it has hadto rely upon hearsay or his imagination i

for his story. "Our Cat "With the Scarlet Fever.The ways of our cat ' -Becky" are

always winning , and sometimes re-markable

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, but the feat which ha madeher famous is catching thu hcarletfever. i

Many persons do not believe that a catcan take disease from a human being,but this cat did it most undoubtedly ,and was very seriously ill for more than

week. It begun by her insisting onvisiting the patient , her young mistress ,though the latter was too ill to noticethe little animal lying on the bed , andwhen at last Becky was forcibly drivenfrom her post , it was too late , for cus-tomary

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symptoms of the disease plainlyshowed themselves. She was takenviolently sick , and her throat andtongue became so inflamed that shecould not swallow ; (no one thought tofind out whether there was a rasn "n-der

-her fur) , but at all events she grew

thinner every day , as she could neithernor drink , and the physician in at-

tendance¬

prescribed for her tin [easyilealiiby; ciuoiuforru. However , some-one

¬

suggested putting hot poultices ontfiroat , as this treatment gave great

relief to tho" human patient , and ac-sordingly

-flax seed meal was- applied ,

Becky Submitting without a struggleSometimes; it seemed as if the poulticewas hot enough to scald her , out He

bore the heat bravely, evidentlymowing what it was for.

One morning , the person who tookshargo of the poultices , was awakened

light by puss , who , after "clew-" her vigorously , went to .the table

mder the gas-burner where the linseedheated , and sat looking-up wist-

ully. It was very evident that shevanted a hot poultice , for the one last lier

on was quite cold , and after obtain-what she had come for, Beck- went ,in

stairs again contented. '

a few days she was convalescent ,spent most of her time before the

in the invalid's room , making weakittempts to lick her coat , which throughleglect had lost all its gloss. of

The first sign of reluming appelitehewed itself when she endeavored to

>

oat the cork of the cod-liver oil. She probably thought it would

( her strength , she being a reflective, anel particularly fond of fish. This( of searlet fever is an absolute fact , hercan bo certified by several witnesses.Isabel Sniithson in American Agri-

ulturist for "November. he

Queen Victoria is said to have en-rusted the task of writing her life to han

Keddie , a Scotch woman. tobChina corpulence is the symbolof social and spiritual distinction. civi

their gods are represented'as enor- orallously fat-

.Trimmings. in

of silk or satin upon trav- M.dresses are n'ow considered whol- lore

form. " 'thousand million dollars is the esti- aslatod shrinkage of Wall street values his-

.to.

fain two years.Lady: Campbell , of London , wears 80 ?

divided .skirt , and is said to look and.in it. -u

IFrp'

The Folar Hare.Fur away to the north of us stretches

a land white -with snow during most ofthe year , where bleak winds in unob-structed

¬

fury sweep over desertedwastes ; where night hangs like a som-ber

¬

cloud for months and months un-broken

¬

, and whore those crystal motin-.tains

-. called icebergs are born. Thereis the home of the polar hare. There ,where man aimlessly wanders in a vainsearch for food or sbelter , this daintycreature thrives.

Strangely enough , however , it some-times happens that men are overtakenby starvation in the midst of numbersof polar hares. This is because thelittle creature has a peculiarity whichmakes it difficult for the inexperiencedhunter to shoot it.

.When approached ," it seems to have (

no fear at all , but sits up , apparentlywaiting for the coming hunter. Just ,1however , as the probably hungry manIbegins to finger the trigger of his gun ,and to eat in anticipation the savorystew, the hare turns about and bounds| actively away to a safe distance , and ,

.once more rising upon its haunches , sitswith ft provoking air of seeming uncon-sciousness

¬

until the hunter is againnearly within gun-shot , when it oncemore jumps away.

This must be tantalizing enough to a-

wellfed sportsman , but how heart-breaking

¬

to the man-who knows thatnot only his own life , but the lives ofall his comrades as well , depends uponthe capture of the pretty creature.

Notwithstanding , however , the appar-ent

¬

impossibility of approaching nearenough to the hare to shoot it, there is

fin reality a very 'simple way to accom-plish

-it. This plan is practiced by the

natives , who no doubt have learned itafter many a hungry failure. It con-sists

¬

in walking in a circle around theanimal , gradually narrowing the circleuntil within the proper distance. Sim-ple

¬

as this plan is , it is so effective that ,with care , the hunter may get withinfifty yards of the bare , which seemscompletely bewilderedby his circularcourse.

Perhaps the sad story of the heroicsuffering and final loss of Captain DeLong and his brave comrades might nev-er

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have had to be told had it not been fortheir probable ignorance of a matter of-no more importance than this of how toshootj a polar hare. When they lefttheir ship , the "Jeannette , " they tookwith them only rifles , thinking , nodoubt , that they would fall in with onlysuch large game as bears , reindeer , andwolves.-

As.

a matter of fact , such large ani-mals

¬

were very scarce , while ptarmi-gan

¬

, a spenius of grouse , were plenti-lul

-, and would have supplied food in

abundancej to the. whole brave bandhad there been shot guns with whichto shoot'them. As it was , the riflesbrought down but a few of the birds ,and thus , in the midst of comparativeplenty , the brave fellows starved From"Snow-Shoes and No Shoes , " by JohnR. Coryell , in St. Nicholas for Novem ¬

ber.

Preachers and Women.St. James * Goicttc.

Luther liked preachera to be hand-some

¬, "so as to please the eyes of-

women. . " Toward the sex his tone isalways that of kindness , tinged occa-sionally

¬with the good-humored con ¬

tempt of a superior for an inferior being.Evcii in regard to his Catherine he de-clares

¬

that Tie had married her out of-compassion. . He thought her ?o pretty J.that he vowed he would send her per¬trait to a council of Cr tholic divinesthen sitting , as an argument againstcelibacy. The portrait in question , byLucas 'Cranach , scarcely bears out theeulogium. Tfte lady's face is large andbony , with round , unmeaning eyes , andwide , open nostrils. But she was pre-eminently

-"

a good woman ; and one re-mark

¬of hers , made in the family circle ,

will bear repetition. "What must havebeen the feelings of Abraham , " ex-claimed

¬

Luther , "when he consented tosacrifice his only son and to slay him ?

would never have spoken of it toSarah. It would have cost him toodear.! Truly , had God imposed such acommand upon me , I should have con ¬tested the point with Hun. " HereCatherine interposed , saying , "Isannot believe that God wouldrequire any one to kill hisihild. " Dominus Kethn "My LordKitty" appears to have had a will ofown. "If I were to "marry again ,remarked her husband , "I would canre

obedient wife for myself out of a-slock of marble ; for unless I did so , Ishould despair of finding one. " Luthervould scarcely have approved of femalesuffrage ; but he was probably ahead ofnest of his contemporaries in his ideasthe rights of women. Thus thej'axon law , which assigned 03 the wid-w's

-portion a chair and a distaff , hetondems aa "too severe. " And hevould have it interpreled largely , "asmplying by the first gift the widow'sight of remaining in the dwelling ofhusband ; and by the second nerubsistence , her maintenance. A manays his servant more liberally ; nay ,

jgives more than this to a b'eggar. "Jeing asked to advise on a matrimonialause , he refrained from giving morea general opinion as to the methodfollowed , in such cases. "Thesehings , " he concluded , "concern theauthority ; for marriage is a tein-matter , whici interests the churchno way except as to the conscience. ":Naquet could hardly use languageanticlerical.-

"Do

.

you ever gamble ?" she asked ,they sat together , her hand held inHe replied , "No ; but if I wantedinow would be my time." "How" "Because I hold a beriutiful" The engagement is announced.-Somerville .

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