MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Sunday 06th December 2009
06:00 am Mass For You At Home WS G
Enjoy Mass in the comfort of your own home.
06:30 am Hillsong With Brian Houston WS G
Religious Program
07:00 am Totally Wild (Rpt) CCWS
C
Explore the natural beauty of Australia's native flora and fauna withthe Totally Wild team.
07:30 am Pearlie CC C Rose Petal Pearlie / Come Fly With Me
It's magic in the city with Pearlie, a colourful comedy about afashionable, urban fairy.
08:00 am Video Hits G
Video Hits is Australia's #1 music show. Hosted by Faustina 'Fuzzy'Agolley & Hayden Guppy, it features the best new music and classictunes. Plus interviews, live event shows and huge competitions.
10:00 am Video Hits PGSexual References,Mild Coarse Language Video Hits is Australia's #1 music show. Hosted by Faustina 'Fuzzy'
Agolley & Hayden Guppy, it features the best new music and classictunes. Plus interviews, live event shows and huge competitions.
LIVE12:00 pm Australian Open Golf Australian Open Round 4
Will Fred Couples mirror Tiger Woods' effort in headlining a majorAussie golf tournament and recording a win? Aussie pride will be onthe line as the final round decides who will hold the Stonehaven Cup.
05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC
A full half hour of news with extensive coverage of local, national andinternational news and weather.
05:30 pm Sports Tonight CC
Coverage of all the day's local, national, and international sportingnews. If it happened in sports today, you'll see it on Sports Tonight.
06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G The Springfield Connection
Marge stops a thief, and craving the adrenaline rush she joins thepolice force.
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, YeardleySmith
06:30 pm Are You Smarter Than A 5thGrader?
CCWS Ordinary adults must try their luck at a series of questions targeted at
the fifth-grade level.
07:30 pm Glee CCWS
Once Upon A Mattress
Starring: Matthew Morrison, Chris Colfer, Jayma Mays, Lea Michele,Kevin McHale
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Sunday 06th December 2009
08:30 pm Melbourne International ComedyFestival All Star Gala
10:30 pm Parole Officer, The (Rpt) (2001) WS MSome Violence,Sexual References,Some CoarseLanguage,Nudity
Simon Garden, a Blackpool parole officer, finds himself framed for amurder that he didn't commit. He assembles his ex-clients andpersuades them to break in to a bank where the only evidence thatwill prove his innocence is being kept.
Starring: Steve Coogan, Stephen Dillane, Steven Waddington, BenMiller, Om Puri
12:20 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG
12:30 am Home Shopping
01:00 am Home Shopping
01:30 am Home Shopping
02:00 am Home Shopping
02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG
Religious Program
03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG
Religious Program
03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny Hinn WS G
Religious Program
03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG
04:00 am The CBS Early Show
Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price,Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Monday 07th December 2009
06:00 am TEN Early News CC
Breaking local, national and international news, with extensivecoverage of finance and the latest sport and weather. Up-to-the-minutenews brought to you first by TEN News.
07:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:05 am Yu Gi Oh! 5 Dragons G The Facility (1)
Set a generation into the future, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX revolves around a boynamed Jaden Yuki and follows his exciting journey.
07:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:30 am Scope CCWS
C Diy Science
Air cannons, rubber band rockets, power from fruit, even a giantpendulum, it's all science that you can do yourself! Join Dr Rob as heSCOPES out a whole heap of experiments that you can do at home.
08:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:05 am Pokemon (Rpt) G Crossing The Battle Line!
Pokémon is the story of a young boy named Ash Ketchum. Hereceived his first Pokémon at the age of 10 from Professor Oak andnow is set out on his Pokémon Journey.
08:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CCWS
P
Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to somegreat songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.
09:00 am 9am With David & Kim CCWS
PG
David Reyne and Kim Watkins look at the news, views and issuesthat matter to you and your lifestyle; and bring you the latest from theworlds of cooking, celebrity, fashion and health.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Monday 07th December 2009
11:00 am TEN News CC
Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international newswith analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus onhealth, social and environmental issues.
12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC MAdult Themes
Child With A Child
Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real".He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour,move ahead and lead positive lives.
01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show CC PG Nate Takes Over For A Stay-At-Home Mom!
Guest Starring: Nate Berkus, Rick Springfield
On today's show, Nate's stepping outside of his box and into the shoesof one busy stay-at-home mother of three. Without a team ofcarpenters or legions of assistants, can he pull it off? Then, one luckyviewer will have a high school reunion to remember
02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CCWS
PG
Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia'stop chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted byPeter Everett.
03:00 pm Judge Judy CC PG
Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, thecases are real and the rulings are binding.
03:30 pm Dharma & Greg The Very Grateful Dead
Dharma becomes convinced that the ghost of a recently deceasedneighbour wants to conduct some unfinished business -- and the spiritsoon moves Greg in a rather carnal way
Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson
04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G
Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that areinformative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.
04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC G
The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies,triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.
05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC
06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Lemon Of Troy
Marge's lecture gets to Bart who begins to take pride in his communitywhen the neighbouring town takes Springfield's lemon tree. Bart leadshis crew into Shelbyville to get it back.
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, YeardleySmith
SERIES PREMIERE06:30 pm Malcolm In The Middle CC Pilot
Malcolm introduces us to his world, dominated by omnipresentschoolyard bully Spath and made worse by his enforced friendshipwith Stevie, an asthmatic wheelchair genius.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Monday 07th December 2009
07:00 pm The 7PM Project CCWS
PG
The news but not as you know it. Join Charlie Pickering, CarrieBickmore and Dave Hughes, along with correspondents JamesMathison and MTV's Ruby Rose as they dissect, digest andre-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.
08:00 pm Futurama CC Bender's Game - Part 2
Leela borrows the Planet Express ship to enter a demolition derbyafter being insulted by rednecks. As punishment, she is fitted with ashock collar to correct her violent behaviour. Meanwhile, Bender isupset he can't join a game of Dungeons & Dragons.
Starring: Billy West, John Dimaggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, PhilLamarr
08:30 pm Supernatural CCWS
Free To Be You And Me
Not sure he trusts himself anymore, Sam decides to give up hunting,but a late-night visit from Jessica - Sam's doomed girlfriend who waskilled by the demon in the pilot - won't let him off the hook that easily.
Starring: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles
09:30 pm Supernatural CCWS
The End
Sam tells Dean he wants to rejoin with him in the battle of theApocalypse, but Dean tells Sam that they are better off apart. Deanthen awakens five years in the future in an abandoned city full ofzombie-like creatures.
Starring: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles
10:30 pm TEN Late News With SportsTonight
CC
Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverageand analysis of the major national and international stories. This ismust-see television for those wanting the latest and mostcomprehensive news and sports information.
11:15 pm The 7PM Project (Rpt) CCWS
PG
The news but not as you know it. Join Charlie Pickering, CarrieBickmore and Dave Hughes, along with correspondents JamesMathison and MTV's Ruby Rose as they dissect, digest andre-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.
12:15 am The Late Show With DavidLetterman
WS PG
Guest Starring: Al Gore, Michael Buble
Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with specialguests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more. Tonight's guests include:Former Vice President/author Al Gore; musical guest Brad Paisley; aTop Ten List sung by musician Michael Bublé
SEASON FINALE01:00 am Nurse Jackie CC
WSMA15+Some CoarseLanguage,Drug Use
Health Care And Cinema
Kevin asks Jackie to meet for a rendezvous at midnight. Eddiethreatens to tell the truth about Jackie's family and Dr. O'Hara's motheris brought to the ER.
Starring: Edie Falco, Peter Facinelli, Eve Best, Haaz Sleiman, MerrittWever
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Monday 07th December 2009
01:30 am Medium (Rpt) CCWS
MSome Violence,Adult Themes
No One To Watch Over Me
Allison has recurring dreams of her being out in the snow, where sheeventually finds a young woman's body. Meanwhile, Joe returns towork for the first time since the shooting, still trying to deal with therepercussions of the tragedy.
Starring: Patricia Arquette, Jake Weber, Miguel Sandoval, SofiaVassilieva, Maria Lark, David Cubitt
02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG
Religious Program
03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG
Religious Program
03:30 am This Is Your Day With BennyHinn
WS G
Religious Program
03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG
04:00 am The CBS Early Show
Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price,Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Tuesday 08th December 2009
06:00 am TEN Early News CC
Breaking local, national and international news, with extensivecoverage of finance and the latest sport and weather. Up-to-the-minutenews brought to you first by TEN News.
07:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:05 am Yu Gi Oh! 5 Dragons G The Facility (2)
Set a generation into the future, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX revolves around a boynamed Jaden Yuki and follows his exciting journey.
07:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:30 am Totally Wild CCWS
C
The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure andwildlife from Australia and around the globe.
08:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:05 am Pokemon (Rpt) G Triple Fighting Chance!, A
Pokémon is the story of a young boy named Ash Ketchum. Hereceived his first Pokémon at the age of 10 from Professor Oak andnow is set out on his Pokémon Journey.
08:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CCWS
P
Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to somegreat songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.
09:00 am 9am With David & Kim CCWS
PG
David Reyne and Kim Watkins look at the news, views and issuesthat matter to you and your lifestyle; and bring you the latest from theworlds of cooking, celebrity, fashion and health.
11:00 am TEN News CC
Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international newswith analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus onhealth, social and environmental issues.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Tuesday 08th December 2009
12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC MAdult Themes
Dp Foundation Show
Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real".He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour,move ahead and lead positive lives.
01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show CC PG Oprah's Favourite New Jeans And The Rest Of The Best
Oprah reveals the new jeans she says are the answer for womenwith "real" behinds. Then, we talk to the mastermind behind the hugeflash mob dance of 20,000 people in the streets of Chicago that turnedout to be the best surprise of the season for Oprah.
02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CCWS
PG
Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia'stop chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted byPeter Everett.
03:00 pm Judge Judy CC PG
Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, thecases are real and the rulings are binding.
03:30 pm Dharma & Greg Fairway To Heaven
Greg decides his life's fulfillment lies on the professional golf course,but Dharma isn't so sure if she should let him play through, given thatGreg's journey of self-discovery may mean relocating to Scotland.
Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson
04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G
Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that areinformative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.
04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC G
The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies,triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.
05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC
06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Tale Of Two Springfields, A
Guest Starring: Gary Coleman, Tress Macneille, Philip Abbott, TheWho
Homer becomes Mayor of New Springfield after the area code for halfof Springfield is changed, causing class rivalries to split the town intwo.
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, YeardleySmith
06:30 pm Malcolm In The Middle CC Red Dress
Lois takes drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the dressshe bought for her anniversary dinner.
07:00 pm The 7PM Project CCWS
PG
The news but not as you know it. Join Charlie Pickering, CarrieBickmore and Dave Hughes, along with correspondents JamesMathison and MTV's Ruby Rose as they dissect, digest andre-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Tuesday 08th December 2009
07:30 pm Accidentally On Purpose CCWS
PGSexual References
ONE Night Stand
Billie discovers that one of the affects of pregnancy is a heightenedlibido, but finds relieving this symptom to be very difficult. She wasalready finding dating too hard, and because of her 'golden rule', sexwith Zach is out of the question.
Starring: Jenna Elfman, Jon Foster, Grant Show, Ashley Jensen
08:00 pm The Office CCWS
Business Ethics
Guest Starring: Amy Ryan
When Holly leads a seminar on ethics, she realizes how unethical theScranton branch really is. Jim tallies Dwight's 'time theft'.
Starring: Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, Rainn Wilson
08:30 pm White Collar CCWS
Books Of Hours
The boys receive a surprise visit from local mob boss Leo Barelli. Abible has been stolen from his Church and desperate for help, he callson his FBI enemies.
Starring: Matt Bomer, Tim Dekay, Tiffani Thiessen
09:30 pm Numb3rs CCWS
MSome Violence
Conspiracy Theory
Guest Starring: Paul Michael Glaser
The headquarters of a popular charity organization is bombed.However, what seems like an act of terror may turn out to besomething else, when Don, Charlie, and the team begin to unravelmysteries behind the organization itself.
Starring: Rob Morrow, David Krumholtz, Judd Hirsch, Peter MacNicol
10:30 pm TEN Late News With SportsTonight
CC
Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverageand analysis of the major national and international stories. This ismust-see television for those wanting the latest and mostcomprehensive news and sports information.
11:15 pm The 7PM Project (Rpt) CCWS
PG
The news but not as you know it. Join Charlie Pickering, CarrieBickmore and Dave Hughes, along with correspondents JamesMathison and MTV's Ruby Rose as they dissect, digest andre-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.
11:45 pm The Late Show With DavidLetterman
WS PG
Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with specialguests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.
12:30 am House (Rpt) CCWS
MAdult Themes
Insensitive
It's Valentine's Day, and Cuddy has a blind date. Meanwhile, Houseleaves ER duty to take the case of a child patient named Hannah.
Starring: Hugh Laurie, Lisa Edelstein, Robert Sean Leonard, JenniferMorrison, Omar Epps, Jesse Spencer
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Tuesday 08th December 2009
01:20 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS MA15+Sexual References,Nudity
Attack Of The Five Foot TEN Woman
Carrie spots Mr. Big and Natasha's wedding announcement in thepaper, and later bumps into her while shopping. Samantha treats thefour friends to a day at a spa, where one of the male attendants isreputed to give more than just massages.
Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, KristinDavis
01:50 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG
02:00 am Home Shopping
02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG
Religious Program
03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG
Religious Program
03:30 am This Is Your Day With BennyHinn
WS G
Religious Program
03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) G
04:00 am The CBS Early Show
Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price,Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Wednesday 09th December 2009
06:00 am TEN Early News CC
Breaking local, national and international news, with extensivecoverage of finance and the latest sport and weather. Up-to-the-minutenews brought to you first by TEN News.
07:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:05 am Yu Gi Oh! 5 Dragons G Fire IT Up!
Set a generation into the future, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX revolves around a boynamed Jaden Yuki and follows his exciting journey.
07:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:30 am Totally Wild CCWS
C
The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure andwildlife from Australia and around the globe.
08:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:05 am Pokemon (Rpt) G Enter Galactic!
Pokémon is the story of a young boy named Ash Ketchum. Hereceived his first Pokémon at the age of 10 from Professor Oak andnow is set out on his Pokémon Journey.
08:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CCWS
P
Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to somegreat songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.
09:00 am 9am With David & Kim CCWS
PG
David Reyne and Kim Watkins look at the news, views and issuesthat matter to you and your lifestyle; and bring you the latest from theworlds of cooking, celebrity, fashion and health.
11:00 am TEN News CC
Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international newswith analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus onhealth, social and environmental issues.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Wednesday 09th December 2009
12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC M Dangerous Teen Trends
Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real".He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour,move ahead and lead positive lives.
01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show CC PG Family's Secret Life Exposed, A
Rotting food, piles of junk, mountains of garbage. We hear from acouple whose home was so cluttered and out of control they couldhave lost their three children if it wasn't cleaned up. Go behind theirclosed doors as hoarders expose their secret lives.
02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CCWS
PG
Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia'stop chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted byPeter Everett.
03:00 pm Judge Judy CC PG
Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, thecases are real and the rulings are binding.
03:30 pm Dharma & Greg Tie-Dying The Knot
Guest Starring: Thomas (Tommy) Chong, Kenny Loggins
Abby and Larry decide to make it official after 30 years of unweddedbliss, provided they can get Kenny Loggins to sing at the ceremony.Greg comes full circle on his search for tranquility when a part-timeresident of the local park asks for legal advice
Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson
04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G
Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that areinformative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.
04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC G
The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies,triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.
05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC
06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Lisa The Tree Hugger
Guest Starring: Joshua Jackson, Leeza Gibbons
Lisa joins a militant environmental group, and inadvertently becomes amartyr for their cause.
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, YeardleySmith
06:30 pm Malcolm In The Middle CC Home Alone 4
Lois and Hal leave the boys with Francis for the weekend, agreeingthat if all goes well their eldest son may not have to go back to militaryschool.
07:00 pm The 7PM Project CCWS
PG
The news but not as you know it. Join Charlie Pickering, CarrieBickmore and Dave Hughes, along with correspondents JamesMathison and MTV's Ruby Rose as they dissect, digest andre-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Wednesday 09th December 2009
07:30 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC PG Trash Of The Titans
Guest Starring: Steve Martin, . U2
After having a run-in with the garbage men, Homer decides to run forSanitation Commissioner. His campaign antics include interrupting aU2 concert.
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright,Yeardley Smith
08:00 pm Futurama
08:30 pm The Cleveland Show CCWS
DA Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance
Cleveland is excited to have a new family, but his step-kids don'tseem to be warming to him. He finds out from Donna about a fatherdaughter dance - the Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance - and tries tocoax his new step-daughter Roberta into going with him.
Starring: Mike Henry, Sanaa Lathan, Reagan Gomez-Preston, KevinMichael Richardson
09:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC MDrug Use
Weekend At Burnsie's
When Homer is attacked by crows, he is prescribed medicalmarijuana for the pain, leading Burns to promote his happy employeeto executive vice president.
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright,Yeardley Smith
Old favourites Lou & Andy, receptionist Carol Beer, Bubbles DeVere& Fat Fighter Marjorie Dawes join a host of new characters includingretired astronaut Bing Gordyn as this classic British sketch show takesover the U.S.A.
Starring: David Walliams, Matt Lucas
SEASON PREMIERE10:05 pm Californication CC
WSWish You Were Here
Following Karen's move to New York, Hank does his best to raisedaughter Becca by himself. To make matters worse, Becca's new bestfriend Chelsea has a fondness for sex, drugs and trouble.
Starring: David Duchovny, Natasha McElhone, Madeline Zima, EvanHandler
10:40 pm TEN Late News With SportsTonight
CC
Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverageand analysis of the major national and international stories. This ismust-see television for those wanting the latest and mostcomprehensive news and sports information.
11:25 pm The 7PM Project (Rpt) CCWS
PG
The news but not as you know it. Join Charlie Pickering, CarrieBickmore and Dave Hughes, along with correspondents JamesMathison and MTV's Ruby Rose as they dissect, digest andre-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Wednesday 09th December 2009
11:55 pm The Late Show With DavidLetterman
WS PG
Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with specialguests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.
12:40 am Law & Order: Criminal Intent(Rpt)
CCWS
MSome Violence
Contract
Guest Starring: Illeana Douglas, Mary McCormack
A gossip columnist is murdered, and leaves Wheeler and Logan anever-increasing list of suspects to work through.
Starring: Vincent D' Onofrio, Kathryn Erbe, Chris Noth, Alicia Witt,Eric Bogosian, Leslie Hendrix
01:30 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS MSexual References,Some CoarseLanguage,Nudity
Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl
Carrie finds out that Sean, her new young boyfriend, has hadrelationships with both men and women, and tries not to let it faze her,but it does eventually.
Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, KristinDavis
02:00 am Home Shopping
02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG
Religious Program
03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG
Religious Program
03:30 am This Is Your Day With BennyHinn
WS G
Religious Program
03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) G
04:00 am The CBS Early Show
Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price,Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Thursday 10th December 2009
06:00 am TEN Early News CC
Breaking local, national and international news, with extensivecoverage of finance and the latest sport and weather. Up-to-the-minutenews brought to you first by TEN News.
07:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:05 am Yu Gi Oh! 5 Dragons G The Lockdown Duel (1)
Set a generation into the future, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX revolves around a boynamed Jaden Yuki and follows his exciting journey.
07:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:30 am Totally Wild CCWS
C
The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure andwildlife from Australia and around the globe.
08:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:05 am Pokemon (Rpt) G The Bells Are Singing!
Pokémon is the story of a young boy named Ash Ketchum. Hereceived his first Pokémon at the age of 10 from Professor Oak andnow is set out on his Pokémon Journey.
08:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CCWS
P
Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to somegreat songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.
09:00 am 9am With David & Kim CCWS
PG
David Reyne and Kim Watkins look at the news, views and issuesthat matter to you and your lifestyle; and bring you the latest from theworlds of cooking, celebrity, fashion and health.
11:00 am TEN News CC
Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international newswith analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus onhealth, social and environmental issues.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Thursday 10th December 2009
12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC MAdult Themes
Abusive Love
Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real".He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour,move ahead and lead positive lives.
01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show CC PG Sex As A Deadly Weapon: Five Victims Speak Out
Share the compelling story of how five women become members of asisterhood to which none of them wants to belong. Find out how theybecame victims of a 54-year-old playboy, who used sex as a deadlyweapon and infected all of them with the HIV virus.
02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CCWS
PG
Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia'stop chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted byPeter Everett.
03:00 pm Judge Judy CC PG
Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, thecases are real and the rulings are binding.
03:30 pm Dharma & Greg Law And Disorder
Constant interference makes Greg wish that his new law practice werea little more private, especially when Dharma keeps solving his client'sproblems without recourse to the law.
Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson
04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G
Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that areinformative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.
04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC G
The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies,triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.
05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC
06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G The Great Money Caper
Guest Starring: Edward Norton, Robby Krieger
Homer and Bart become scam artists when the family is faced with theunexpected cost of a car repair.
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, YeardleySmith
06:30 pm Malcolm In The Middle CC Shame
Hal gets into trouble for chopping down a tree, Malcolm feels guiltyabout beating up a seven year old and Francis sabotages Spanglerssex education lecture.
07:00 pm The 7PM Project CCWS
PG
The news but not as you know it. Join Charlie Pickering, CarrieBickmore and Dave Hughes, along with correspondents JamesMathison and MTV's Ruby Rose as they dissect, digest andre-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Thursday 10th December 2009
07:30 pm Accidentally On Purpose CCWS
PGSexual References
The Date
The topic of dating is broached when Billie gets picked up while outwith Abby & Olivia. With Billie & Zack having decided to keep theirrelationship platonic, they discuss their feelings on dating andconclude that they are both fine to see other people.
Starring: Jenna Elfman, Jon Foster, Grant Show, Ashley Jensen
08:00 pm The Office CCWS
Baby Shower
Guest Starring: Amy Ryan
As Michael vows to feign dislike for Holly to appease Jan, Dwighthelps Michael prepare for the birth of Jan's baby. Pam and Jim havetrouble communicating while she's at art school.
Starring: Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, Rainn Wilson
08:30 pm Lie To Me (Rpt) CCWS
M Perfect Score, A
More accurate than any polygraph test, Dr Cal Lightman is a humanlie detector. When a federal judge's daughter is murdered, Lightmanand his team hold an investigation at the girl's extremely competitivehigh school.
Starring: Tim Roth, Kelli Williams, Brendan Hines, Monica Raymund
09:30 pm Law & Order: Criminal Intent(Rpt)
CCWS
M Rock Star
Detective Zach Nichols' (Jeff Goldblum) first case involves the murderof an artist, but it's unclear whether the ethnically-chargedneighbourhood he lived in played a part in his death, or whether itwas something more personal.
Starring: Vincent D' Onofrio, Jeff Goldblum, Kathryn Erbe, JulianneNicholson, Eric Bogosian
10:30 pm TEN Late News With SportsTonight
CC
Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverageand analysis of the major national and international stories. This ismust-see television for those wanting the latest and mostcomprehensive news and sports information.
11:15 pm The 7PM Project (Rpt) CCWS
PG
The news but not as you know it. Join Charlie Pickering, CarrieBickmore and Dave Hughes, along with correspondents JamesMathison and MTV's Ruby Rose as they dissect, digest andre-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.
11:45 pm The Late Show With DavidLetterman
PG
Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with specialguests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.
12:30 am Numb3rs (Rpt) CCWS
M Two Daughters
Guest Starring: Lou Diamond Philips
David tries to get information from one of Crystal's old boyfriends, buthe isn't helping. Things get personal for the team with Crystal holdingMegan against her will at a cheap motel.
Starring: Rob Morrow, David Krumholtz, Diane Farr, Judd Hirsch,Peter Mac Nicol, Alimi Ballard, Navi Rawat, Dylan Bruno
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Thursday 10th December 2009
01:30 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS MA15+Sexual References,Some Coarse Language
No Ifs, Ands, Or Butts
Carrie tries to quit smoking to improve her chances with her newboyfriend, Aidan Joff, a furniture designer. Charlotte has a newboyfriend, Brad, but he turns out to be an irredeemably lousy kisser.
Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, KristinDavis
02:00 am Home Shopping
02:30 am Kenneth Copeland WS PG
Religious Program
03:00 am Life Today With James Robison WS PG
Religious Program
03:30 am This Is Your Day With BennyHinn
WS G
Religious Program
03:55 am Video Hits Up Late (Rpt) PG
04:00 am The CBS Early Show
Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price,Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Friday 11th December 2009
06:00 am TEN Early News CC
Breaking local, national and international news, with extensivecoverage of finance and the latest sport and weather. Up-to-the-minutenews brought to you first by TEN News.
07:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:05 am Zorro: Generation Z (Rpt) G
A descendent of the original Zorro, also named Diego De La Vega,fights crime and a corrupt government of Pueblo Grande in anear-future setting.
07:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:30 am Totally Wild CCWS
C
The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure andwildlife from Australia and around the globe.
08:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:05 am Bakugan G
Mysterious cards appear in front of the children of the world, with thepowers to summon monsters from an alternate dimension.
08:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:30 am Puzzle Play (Rpt) CCWS
P
Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to somegreat songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.
09:00 am 9am With David & Kim CCWS
PG
David Reyne and Kim Watkins look at the news, views and issuesthat matter to you and your lifestyle; and bring you the latest from theworlds of cooking, celebrity, fashion and health.
11:00 am TEN News CC
Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international newswith analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus onhealth, social and environmental issues.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Friday 11th December 2009
12:00 pm Dr Phil (Rpt) CC PG My Big Day Was Ruined
Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real".He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour,move ahead and lead positive lives.
01:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show CC PG Oprah Fridays - Live: Wanda Sykes
Guest Starring: Wanda Sykes
From the latest headlines to the things that matter most, you neverknow who Oprah will be talking to next! On today's show, stand-upcomedian and Emmy-award winning actress Wanda Sykes is talkingabout hosting her new late night series.
02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook CCWS
PG
Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia'stop chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted byPeter Everett.
03:00 pm Judge Judy CC PG
Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, thecases are real and the rulings are binding.
03:30 pm Dharma & Greg Thanksgiving Until IT Hurts
In an attempt to make Thanksgiving more enjoyable, Dharma andGreg decide to entirely avoid their families. When it becomes clearhow much this has hurt everyone, the pair wind up more stuffed thanany turkey after eating four Thanksgiving dinners.
Starring: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson
04:00 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures WS G
Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that areinformative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.
04:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful CC
The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies,triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.
05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC
06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC G Skinner's Sense Of Snow
As Christmas approaches, a winter snowstorm traps Bart, Lisa andtheir fellow students inside Springfield Elementary, where PrincipalSkinner attempts to keep chaos from erupting.
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, YeardleySmith
06:30 pm Malcolm In The Middle CC Malcolm Babysits
Malcolm's cushy babysitting job provides relief from the trailer thefamilys using while their house is being fumigated. That is untilMalcolm learns that the trust placed in him in his new position is strictlylimited.
07:00 pm The 7PM Project CCWS
PG
The news but not as you know it. Join some of Australia's funniest andsmartest, as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news,events and hottest topics.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Friday 11th December 2009
08:00 pm Bondi Vet (Rpt) CCWS
PG
Dr Chris receives a late night emergency call to meet police at theclinic. On arriving at the clinic, he is confronted by a bizarre andshocking act of cruelty. A 12 year old cat has been deliberatelydumped in the Bondi surf and left to drown.
08:30 pm Law & Order CCWS
M Exchange
A double murder leads detectives to a jealous, mentally disturbedwoman.
Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Sam Waterston, Alana De LA Garza, LinusRoache, S. Epatha Merkerson, Anthony Anderson
09:30 pm Outrageous Fortune CCWS
The Fatness Of These Pursy Times
In a new effort to drive Pascalle from Nicky, Cheryl decides to kill herwith kindness, and offers to help her with her new bag venture. Upsetand undermined, Pascalle is determined to prove to Cheryl that shecan sell bags solo.
Starring: Robyn Malcolm, Grant Bowler, Antony Starr, SiobhanMarshall
10:30 pm The Hothouse WS Misconduct
The Hothouse follows the complicated lives of a group of twenty-somethings; three cops and a lawyer who share a run down, but verycool, inner-city flat in Wellington, New Zealand.
Starring: Kip Chapman, Loelu Fili, Ryan O'kane, Hannah Gould
11:30 pm TEN Late News CC
Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverageand analysis of the major national and international stories. This ismust-see television for those wanting the latest and mostcomprehensive news and sports information.
12:00 am Sports Tonight CC
If your passion is sport then Sports Tonight delivers the goods withunprecedented coverage of all sports from Australia and around theworld. If it happened in sports today, you'll see it on Sports Tonight.
12:30 am The 7PM Project (Rpt) CCWS
PG
The news but not as you know it. Join some of Australia's funniestand smartest, as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news,events and hottest topics.
01:30 am The Late Show With DavidLetterman
PG
Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with specialguests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.
02:15 am Angel (Rpt) MSome Violence,Supernatural Themes
Belonging
Angel is a vampire with a soul. He has arrived in Los Angeles toleave his past behind and find a place that he can call his own.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Friday 11th December 2009
03:00 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS MSexual References,Some Coarse Language
Are We Sluts?
Aidan is waiting until the time is right to sleep with Carrie, despite herbest attempts at seduction.
Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, KristinDavis
03:30 am Sex And The City (Rpt) WS MSex Scenes,Drug Use
Drama Queens
Carrie is invited to meet Aidan's family, but feels too overwhelmedand declines. After seeing Big and Natasha out together though, shechanges her mind.
Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, KristinDavis
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Saturday 12th December 2009
06:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
06:05 am Spectacular Spiderman (Rpt) G
Peter Parker is a high school junior, and just recently acquired hispowers and alias as Spider-Man. Joined by best friends Gwen andHarry, Peter tries to juggle a double life between being a regularjunior high student and a powerful secret superhero.
06:30 am Dragonball Z (Rpt) G Princess Snake's Hospitality
Five years have passed since the defeat of Piccolo, the world isenjoying a long reign of peace, but this peace is forever shatteredwhen a mighty Saiyan warrior named Raditz comes searching of hisyounger brother, Goku!
07:00 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:05 am Chaotic (Rpt) G
Tom and Kaz delve deeper into Chaotic and quickly confront freakynew Creatures, uncover strange new Locations and scan awesomenew BattleGear and Mugic.
07:20 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
07:30 am Spongebob Squarepants (Rpt) G The Algaes.../ Spongeguard On...
Deep down in the Pacific Ocean in the city of Bikini Bottom lives asquare yellow sea sponge. SpongeBob lives in a pineapple with hispet snail, Gary, loves his job as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab, and hasa knack for getting into trouble without trying.
07:55 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
08:00 am iCarly (Rpt) G I Like Jake
Carly is a teenager who lives with her twenty-six year old brother andguardian Spencer, and produces her own web casts from a studio sheconstructed in the attic of her home.
08:25 am Toasted TV G
Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latestin gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and otherseriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons.
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Saturday 12th December 2009
08:30 am Scope (Rpt) CCWS
C Circus Science
Have you ever wondered how a trapeze artist flies through the airwith the greatest of ease or how a circus performer balances on a tightwire? Join Dr Rob under the big top as he SCOPES out all thescience behind the circus!
09:00 am Totally Wild (Rpt) CCWS
C
Explore the natural beauty of Australia's native flora and fauna withthe Totally Wild team.
09:30 am Pearlie CC C Sterling Effort / Elf Prankin
It's magic in the city with Pearlie, a colourful comedy about afashionable, urban fairy.
10:00 am Video Hits PGSexual References,Mild Coarse Language Video Hits is Australia's #1 music show. Hosted by Faustina 'Fuzzy'
Agolley & Hayden Guppy, it features the best new music and classictunes. Plus interviews, live event shows and huge competitions.
LIVE12:00 pm Australian PGA Golf Australian PGA Championships Round 3
Action heats up as play moves into the weekend and some havemissed the cut. See round three from the Hyatt Regency Coolum GolfCourse as the PGA continues in pursuit of the Joe Kirkwood Cup.
05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC
A full half hour of news with extensive coverage of local, national andinternational news and weather.
05:30 pm Sports Tonight CC
Coverage of all the day's local, national, and international sportingnews. If it happened in sports today, you'll see it on Sports Tonight.
06:00 pm The Simpsons (Rpt) CC PG Treehouse Of Horror XII
Guest Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Matthew Perry
The Family exchanges various tales which have them seeinggypsies, upgrading the family home to the Ultrahouse 3000, andhaving Bart and Lisa attend Wizard School.
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, YeardleySmith
06:30 pm Don't Forget The Lyrics CCWS Everyone thinks they know the lyrics to the world's most popular
songs, but when there's a million dollars at stake, who will rise to thechallenge...and who will choke under pressure? Hosted by WayneBrady.
07:30 pm Merlin (Rpt) CCWS
PGSome Violence,Supernatural Themes
Valiant
Competing in a sword-fighting tournament, Knight Valiant holds in hispower an enchanted shield which hides a deadly secret. Merlin'sattempts to warn everyone fall on deaf ears - and Arthur is next toface Valiant in the tournament.
Starring: Colin Morgan, Bradley James, Anthony Stewart Head,John Hurt, Katy McGrath, Richard Wilson, Angel Coulby
MELBOURNE PROGRAMME GUIDE Saturday 12th December 2009
08:30 pm Aliens (Rpt) (1986) CCWS
MSome Violence,Frequent CoarseLanguage
The only survivor of the mining ship Nostromo, Ripley is discoveredin deep sleep half a century later by a salvage ship. When she istaken back to Earth, she learns that a human colony was founded onthe same planet where the aliens were first found.
Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Lance Henriksen, Paul Reiser, BillPaxton, Carrie Henn
SERIES PREMIERE11:20 pm Hell's Kitchen
12:20 am Regarding Henry (Rpt) (1991) WS MSome Violence,Sexual References,Some Coarse Language
Henry is an aggressive, successful and amoral New York lawyerwhose life is upended when he is shot in the head by a thief during arobbery. As he recovers, he has to relearn and refashion what hedoes at home and at work.
Starring: Harrison Ford, Annette Bening, Michael Haley, StanleySwerdlow
