Hash House Harriets Penang Hash House Harriets Penang P.O. Box 1153 GPO, 10850 Penang Malaysia GM: Tiny: 0135167849 VGM: Rambo: 0164519686 On Sex: Justbeer: 0164184141 Hash Cash: G-String 0124220999 ______________________________________________________________ MEMBERS ONLY MEMBERS ONLY D ate: 30 October 2011 ate: 30 October 2011 Newsletter 2072 Newsletter 2072 Notes from the On Sex. Notes from the On Sex. Hi Everyone, A witch, a pirate skeleton, a viking and a pop star turned up for our Halloween run last Thursday at Bee Gallery which was sponsored by Sandy. Last year we had a few more dress up after the run itself but this year very few bothered to do so. This was a shame since there was plenty of fun to be had on the night and a little more 'ghoulish' dressing and behaviour would certainly have capped off a fantastic evening. I would like to thank our very generous host Sandy and his new wife Sawuinee not only for the wonderful dinner of green Thai veg curry, black pepper chicken, raw vegetable & dip and rice and also a delicious Tom Yam soup created by Sawuinee herself, which went down a treat but also for his unstinting generosity in paying for most of the beer drunk on the night. Samy even had to go and get restocked since we drank everything he had. Many thanks Sandy. We know you cannot make it too often but we are always glad to see you when you do and it would be great to see more of your lovely wife too. It was really a super night and if you missed it you miss something special!! Here is a note from the Hare himself: Hi All, I just wanted to drop a quick note to thank everyone for their support on “Sandy’s” run this past Thursday. I know that most of you were wondering…who the hell is Sandy, and why doesn’t she http://www.hashhouseharrietspenang.com E -mail: [email protected]
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Hash House Harriets PenangHash House Harriets Penang P.O. Box 1153 GPO, 10850 Penang Malaysia
GM: Tiny: 0135167849
VGM: Rambo: 0164519686
On Sex: Justbeer: 0164184141
Hash Cash: G-String 0124220999
______________________________________________________________ MEMBERS ONLYMEMBERS ONLY Date: 30 October 2011ate: 30 October 2011
Newsletter 2072Newsletter 2072
Notes from the On Sex.Notes from the On Sex.Hi Everyone,
A witch, a pirate skeleton, a viking and a pop star turned up for our Halloween run last Thursday at Bee Gallery which was sponsored by Sandy. Last year we had a few more dress up after the run itself but this year very few bothered to do so. This was a shame since there was plenty of fun to be had on the night and a little more 'ghoulish' dressing and behaviour would certainly have capped off a fantastic evening. I would like to thank our very generous host Sandy and his new wife Sawuinee not only for the wonderful dinner of green Thai veg curry, black pepper chicken, raw vegetable & dip and rice and also a delicious Tom Yam soup created by Sawuinee herself, which went down a treat but also for his unstinting generosity in paying for most of the beer drunk on the night. Samy even had to go and get restocked since we drank everything he had. Many thanks Sandy. We know you cannot make it too often but we are always glad to see you when you do and it would be great to see more of your lovely wife too.
It was really a super night and if you missed it you miss something special!!
Here is a note from the Hare himself:
Hi All,I just wanted to drop a quick note to thank everyone for their support on “Sandy’s” run this past Thursday. I know that most of you were wondering…who the hell is Sandy, and why doesn’t she
show up for more events? Frankly speaking, I think the great participation we had was due, in part, around the mystery of finding out who Sandy was and what the hell does she look like. Sorry to disappoint. Haha!! I do have to say, it was a really great time for both myself and my new wife, and I’m only sorry that I can’t and haven’t participated in more runs. I’d be remiss in not extending my extreme gratitude to the very kind folks (you know who they are) who helped to organize the run, as they did all the heavy lifting!! After a few beers, it was very evident that I did a great job in setting what most thought was a great run!I truly hope to be a more regular participant on the Thursday runs but my work-life balance is less than ideal.Again, thank you all so much for a wonderful and memorable evening!!!
SandyOn On
**** Next Run **** 2072**** Next Run **** 2072
33rdrd November 2011 November 2011 – Fancy Pants – Jln Tembaga – Fancy Pants – Jln Tembaga Waterfall Waterfall
Hareline 2011Hareline 2011
Run Number Date Name Location
2073 10 Nov Busy Body Bee gallery2074 17 Nov Kissing(h)er Mount Pleasure2075 24 Nov Pukka Sahib Bayee Pass2076 01 Dec Malas2077 08 Dec Samantha2078 15 Dec2079 22 Dec Sperm Whale Youth Park Info Centre2080 29 Dec Christmas Run
If you cannot make your date, please let the committee know at least 8 weeks in advance. Less than this and YOU will be responsible for finding somebody to exchange dates with.
Can those in the Hareline above please give me your venues as soon as possible.
AnnouncementsAnnouncements
4040thth Anniversary AnniversaryOur 40th Anniversary will be celebrated on Saturday February 18th 2012. This is such a milestone and it would be fantastic if all our members supported the event. We will do our utmost to make it a memorable event. The venue will be the quarry and the registration will start at 1.00pm and the frolics will continue until 12.00 midnight.In order to avoid hassles and difficulties the fee for all comers will be RM 50. However, members who support the event will be rewarded with a reduction of RM20 on next year’s subscription fee.If you have ideas for entertainment items etc. please talk to any member of the committee.Hope to see you all there. Hope to see you all there.
BurstBurstRun Number: 2071Venue: Bee galleryHare: SandyScribe: Wizard of OzScribe: Wizard of Oz Arriving a little later at Bee Galley I was pleasantly surprised to see not only most of the regular faces but some not so regular ones too. The talk going around was “Who's Sandy?” “What does she look like?” Suddenly I'm confronted by a big guy with a Texas drawl who announced “I'm Sandy.” “Oh!! Sorry. I thought you were a girl not a fella” says I. “ But great to see you.” I say quickly to mask my embarrassment. I'm sure I was as surprised as anyone who Sandy was but later on I managed to talk to him and found him to be a really nice guy but with little free time. Shame that!“Is it a long run?” I ask looking heavenwards but seeing reasonable clouds at the moment. “Not really long” came the reply. Now what does one believe? The first rule in Hash is that there are no rules and the second rule is never believe a hasher. Since there are no rules then the rules do not apply and therefore should one believe what is being told or should one not believe since, if you never believe a hasher, then when a hasher says there are no rules in hash are there or aren't there?? Such a conundrum!! I was still pondering this when the circle was called by the On Sex in the absence of both GM and VGM. A few usual announcements were made and then Sandy said a few words to introduce himself and his lovely new wife to all. Akz Hole who was co-hare along with Justbeer, set us on our way towards the quarry saying it was a short to medium run with possible checks.It was great walking along past Moongate and towards the Gardens chatting with fellow members and here and there catching up with those missing for a while. We hit the quarry, crossed the wooden bridge and went in the usual way. I haven't done this for a while and I was soon puffing somewhat as I ascended the hill, which, although was on track, was still tough going especially after all the rain we have been having. However I had plenty of incentive since there were quite a few females in front of me and the rear view quite tantalising!!!!Up we climbed along the track until we switched right off the track leading up but picked up another one leading downwards for about 50 metres. This swung around to the left and followed the contours of the hill until a steep on up greeted us. Huffing and puffing once more I climbed to the top and hit the crossroads. Down to Shooting Range, up to 84 or straight across to pipe line
and on to number 5. The paper took us straight across and here, although there are some ups and downs, I was able to get my breath back as I followed the track. Unfortunately my female companions had disappeared by this time and so I trudged on alone but happy to know I could still climb the hill....albeit slowly. When I exited the cross track I was greeted with another crossroads but thankfully the paper clearly showed the way downwards and I was happy to follow since by now it was getting dark and the rain clouds were definitely gathering. It's a longer way down than you think and I was beginning to wonder if I would ever hit the bottom. But finally I emerged from the track in the dark with a big sigh of relief and headed back towards Bee Gallery with a proud spring in my step. It was a good run and workout. It goes to show that we do not always have to go “Jungle” to have such a run. It was a pleasant surprise and well thought out considering the rain we have been having every evening for the last few weeks. Thanks Sandy .On On
Hare of the DayHare of the Day
SandySandy
Many Thanks for a good run, great food and all the beers.Many Thanks for a good run, great food and all the beers.A fantastic evening!!A fantastic evening!!
Down DownsDown Downs
Money Manfred was iced as being one of the few members to at least try and dress up.Money Manfred was iced as being one of the few members to at least try and dress up. However his new young hair style foxed many into believing a pop star had come toHowever his new young hair style foxed many into believing a pop star had come to
the hash!! the hash!!
The Viking hat didn't improve matters though!!The Viking hat didn't improve matters though!!
Hot Lips was iced for being too long MIA and not running.Hot Lips was iced for being too long MIA and not running.
As was Busy Body!!As was Busy Body!!
A welcome back to Helmut and RenataA welcome back to Helmut and Renata
And a suitably ghoulish icing for Ronnie Tour and Eddy PunkAnd a suitably ghoulish icing for Ronnie Tour and Eddy Punk for misbehaving as usual at circle time for misbehaving as usual at circle time
Eddy was then shown a muckie by the On Sex for daring to try and Eddy was then shown a muckie by the On Sex for daring to try and play with her bush!! …...Sorry brush....no Broom!!play with her bush!! …...Sorry brush....no Broom!!
Sioe was iced in admiration of her completing the run alone. Sioe was iced in admiration of her completing the run alone. She finished in the dark, with no torch, water or mobile. Mad woman!!She finished in the dark, with no torch, water or mobile. Mad woman!!
Justbeer and Akz Hole were iced for dressing up too much!!Justbeer and Akz Hole were iced for dressing up too much!!
With Longhair doing his Zombie impressionWith Longhair doing his Zombie impression
Icing The HareIcing The Hare
Many thanks Sandy & Sawuinee a really fabulous evening.Many thanks Sandy & Sawuinee a really fabulous evening.
The EveningThe Evening
Chris did the make up. Many thanks.Chris did the make up. Many thanks.
Birthday GreetingsBirthday Greetings
Greetings this week go to:Greetings this week go to:
Annelies & HorseAnnelies & Horse
We all wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!We all wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Invitation RunsInvitation Runs
November 2011 Klang Hash 30th Anniversary Nov 4-5, 2011Genting Highlands, Malaysia- Contact Hardy Boy 017 342 2880
Pan Asia & Pan Indo Hash Nov 11-13, 2011- Bandung, Indonesia - Details here
Kangar H4 Perlis 25th Anniversary celebration run. 19 November. Bukit Air, Batu Pahat.RM50 closing date 1 Sept.Contact: On Sec Toman 0195683418email: [email protected]
The Great Migration Hash May 14-17, 2012 Scramble for Africa - hosted by Matola HashBagamoyo near Dar-es Salaam, TanzaniaContact [email protected]
The Great Hash Migration 2012 May 18-20, 2012
- Mombasa, Kenya Contact +254 720 463 723
Interhash 2012 May 24-27, 2012Borobudur, Central Java, IndonesiaContact King Kong [email protected]
FunniesFunniesA man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits!!!!!
Men are like that, you know!!!!!
And on another note!There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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