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ON THE MAP PRODUCTIONS
Staying Alive When
Worlds CollideStarring Brandon, Mason, and Zander
By: Zander Franklin
2/27/2010
The amazing story that will conquer them all!!!
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SCENE I, Underground Hideout, Day
Fuehrer is pacing the length of the plain table when Officer
speaks to him.
OFFICER
Angela Merkel is weak. This is a time of disorder for the German
world. The regime must resume his course. She has proven that
negotiation is no longer an option. Invasion is the only course
of action. We must act soon or the Fatherland will perish.
FUEHRER
You are correct General. But we must wait. Good things come to
those who wait. We will bide our time and strike when ready.
Only patience will save the Fatherland.
OFFICER
Of course, Sir. Praise the Fuehrer. Praise his plan for theglory of the Fatherland.
FUEHRER
You will speak of no one about this plan. Surprise will be our
key weapon in the takeover of the world. If any of the other
Generals new of our plan, our entire situation would be
compromised. Do I make myself perfectly clear?
OFFICER
Of course, Fuehrer. I would always respect your wishes. Even, if
it means that I have to sacrifice my own life for yours.
FUEHRER
Excellent, General. Let us hope that it does not have to come
down to that though. Anyway, our only real threat is the
American Army. But, most of their standing army is stationed in
Iraq. They will never be able to respond.
OFFICER
Besides, they could only be able to send their poorly, trained
National Guard. We are sure to win with superiority.
FUEHRER
Of course, General. We shall succeed.
They depart the room in separate directions.
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SCENE II, Apartment, Morning
Opening Credits
Alarm Clock rings and Mizer hits it to make it stop. He gets out
of bed and walks through front room past Fegley sleeping on the
couch. He enters the kitchen and opens the fridge. He closes it
when he realizes that there is no food inside beside a box of
baking soda. He turns back to Fegley.
MIZER
Greg, Im heading off to work. Maybe you should go to the store
today and pick up some foodunless you want to live on this box
of baking soda.
Fegley continues to snore and be completely oblivious to what
Mizer is saying.
MIZER
Hey, Greg! Wake up! The sun is shining. Its time to stop
hibernating and get moving again.
After Mizer realizes that Fegley is not going to budge. He gets
the Baking Soda and chucks it at Fegley.
MIZER
Gregory!
FEGLEY (still sleepy)Im up. Im up. What dya want.
MIZER
I said Im going to work. Could you go to the store today and
pick up some basic stuff. Youre nighttime fridge raids have
cleaned us out again.
FEGLEY
Sure, but my hunger pains are purely medical. I dont have a
problem, Kody.
MIZER
Whatever. Just make sure it gets done.
Mizer exits the apartment and shuts the door.
MIZER (to himself)
We all know its not medical, Greg. Its sapped us of our money.
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SCENE III, Office Cubicle, Day
Mizer is goofing off with his office supplies when Boss enters.
BOSS
Mizer!
Mizer is startled and quickly starts to straighten papers.
MIZER
Uh, yes Mr. Phillips.
Boss circles around to face Mizer.
BOSS
Your sales are done again, Mizer. Ever since weve hired you our
companys monthly income has dropped steadily. You seea company
is like a centipede. It only works if all the legs are moving inthe same direction. Do you know what you are, Mizer?
MIZER
Uh, no Sir. I do not.
BOSS (in his face)
Youre a crippled leg. An insignificant, worthless, crippled
leg. I have no choice but to let you go. Im terribly sorry but
you are fired.
MIZERBut, sir I need this
BOSS
No buts. You have one hour to get out of my sight. Good bye.
MIZER
Ah
Boss exits out of cubicle and down the hall. Mizer lays his head
down on his desk in remorse and sadness.
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SCENE IV, Outside Apartment, Evening
Mizer exits car as Fegley exits apartment holding jar.
MIZER/FEGLEY
Bad news.
MIZER/FEGLEY
More? Great! You go first.
MIZER
Fine, guess what. Taxes are not going to be a problem now
because we dont have a job.
FEGLEY
Well, budgeting is not going to be a problem because we have no
money. (turns jar upside down)
Mizer collapses on the front yard.
MIZER
Perfect. What are we going to do now, Greg? What are we going to
do?
FEGLEY
I know. We could sell our bodies to science.
MIZER
No. That wouldnt work. We have to die to be able to do that. Wehave no money for food, water, or shelter. Jesus, well need a
miracle to get out of this.
Mizer turns his head on the ground and notices a U.S. Army
recruitment poster. He picks it up and stands up.
MIZER (reads)
Yes.
FEGLEY
What? What is it?
MIZER (happily)
Yes. This is it. This is our miracle, Greg. God is shining on us
now.
FEGLEY
Well, what is it?
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MIZER
The army, Greg. The army.
FEGLEY (confused)
The army?
MIZER
Yes, Greg. The army.
FEGLEY (still confused)
The army?
MIZER
Yes, Greg. Thee army! Free food, free shelter. Its what we
always wanted.
FEGLEY
What about mycondition?
MIZER
I dont think that they have it man but you can make it. I know
you can. I have faith in you.
FEGLEY
Sweet, man. The army it is!
They high-five and yell/whoop.
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SCENE V, German Camp, Late Evening
The German troops are mobilizing while Lieutenants give out
orders and commands. The camera pans to several Panzers rolling
out of the motor pool onto the road. Officer exits bunker and
walks up to Fuehrer standing in the TC position on the tank. He
gives a salute to the Fuehrer.
OFFICER
Hail, the Fuehrer. Everything is going as plan.
FUEHRER
Excellent, General. How many troops did we manage to mobilize?
OFFICER
We have 20,000 infantry units so far and 80 Panzers ready for
action when you are ready, sir.
FUEHRER
Wonderful. Keep them on high alert. Inform me of any new
developments.
OFFICER
Yes, sir.
Officer marches off-screen while Fuehrer continues to observe
his glorious army march into their barracks.
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SCENE VI, U.S. Army Camp, Late Day
Fegley and Mizer are wearing fatigues drenched in sweat,
breathing heavily.
FEGLEY
Oh, my God! Why! Why, Lord, Why!
MIZER
Why did they have to wake us at 2:00 in the morning?
FEGLEY
Why did we not eat til six hours later?
MIZER
Why did we have to do so many push-ups?
FEGLEYWhy did we take that twenty mile run?
Molock walks on screen in his NCO fatigues.
MOLOCK
Why did the Corps give my unit a bunch of cry-babies? Man, up
privates! Show same backbone! You are not in Kansas anymore. You
are in the U.S. Army Corps. There is no way that you can get out
now besides in a body bag. You are mine and mine aloneand its
my job to mold you maggots into an efficient, fighting unit.
FEGLEY (still exhausted)
Who are you, again?
MOLOCK (in his face)
I am Sergeant Fernando Molock! And you will address me as
Sergeant or Sir! Do I make myself clear, maggot!
Mizer and Fegley snap to a sloppy attention.
FEGLEY
Everything except what a maggot it is
Molock gives him a nasty glare.
FEGLEY
Sir!
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MOLOCK
Good. There is going to be a few changes around here, now. Be up
and ready at 0300 hours tomorrow. Get ready for our daily march.
The platoon has just got it approved. Fifty miles every day!
Molock exits off-screen. Mizer and Fegley remain at attention
until they are absolutely sure that he is gone.
MIZER
Does this mean we passed basic training?
FEGLEY
I hope so. Im done running around for a while.
MIZER
I dont knowbut all that running was good for you. Its kept
you away from your problem.
FEGLEY (flustered)
I dont have a problem. Its gone now.
MIZER (accepting)
All, right. But lets get down to the bottom of this before we
find out the hard way.
They both walk off to the NCO barracks.
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SCENE VII, NCO Barracks, Early Night
Mizer and Fegley walk up to the Staff Sergeant behind the
counter and asks to talk to Molock.
STAFF SERGEANT
Privates? What is so important that it got you out of your
drills?
MIZER
Sir, we need to talk to Sergeant. Molock.
STAFF SERGEANT
Well maggots, the Sergeant is terribly busy. He is with the
Colonel discussing the mission to come.
FEGLEY
Mission. We never heard about any mission?
STAFF SERGEANT
Id be surprised if you did. You see, Sgt. Molock is a Vietnam
veteran who has also seen action in Afghanistan. Dont get on
his bad side. The Division doesnt have very many specialized
forces to deploy since most of them are already in Iraq. Itseems that Command wants a small mop-up mission completed
somewhere. Molock and his crew got killed during their last
attack and was transferred here. Personally, I like the old man
here. Gives the base a false sense of security, but it doesnt
seem like it will last that way for long. He is to be shippedout with a small group of men tomorrow morning.
MIZER (confused)
Wait. So youre saying that we are being shipped off somewhere?
STAFF SERGEANT
Oh, youre his new unit! Well, maggotsthings are about to get
ugly. This maybe boot camp but its a lot worse out there.
Staff Sergeant ends with a cynical smile and laugh.
Fade to black.
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SCENE VIII, Military Plane, Early Morning
Mizer and Fegley are in the cargo hold strapped into chairs with
full gear on and secured.
FEGLEY
I dont like the Staff Sergeant. He seems to change his story a
lot. Hes creepy.
MIZER
I know but thats not a problem now. What is a problem is why we
are here and where we are going.
FEGLEY
Yeah man, weve been on this plane for hours.
Molock exits front of plane and enters into cargo hold.
MOLOCK
All right, maggots! This is how we do it in the corps! We are
going to Deutschland! Say your prayers and your hallelujahs!
FEGLEY
Deutschland? Ive never heard of that place before?
MOLOCK
Maggot, shut up. We are going to Germany. Were going to kill us
some Krauts now just like my pa.
MIZER (slightly scared)
Sir, is it World War III?
MOLOCK
When we succeed, no. A small group of Krauts have declared
independence and started a skirmish campaign to take over the
German Government. Only with preemptive strike will we succeed
in taking down these Krauts. Its our job to do so.
FEGLEY (scared also)
Sarge, when are we going to land?
MIZER (still scared)
Uh, sir. What do you mean by say our hallelujahs?
Molock gives them a smile then Mizer and Fegley look at each
other with fear in their eyes.
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SCENE IX, Sky over Germany, Day
Mizer, Fegley, and Molock are at the end of the plane ready to
jump.
MIZER/FEGLEY (mumbled)
I dont wanna do this, make it stop, mommy!, etc.
Molock steps to the side of them.
MOLOCK (smiling)
All right, maggots. Its time to fly.
Molock pushes Mizer and Fegley off the end and they both fall,
screaming like little babies of course.
Scene goes on for several minutes as Mizer and Fegley tumble
through the air. Molock is in a spread eagle formation as Mizerand Fegley notice him. They both look at each other and then
continue screaming. After five seconds, Molock pulls his
parachute cord. Mizer notices and pulls his. Fegley continues to
scream and tumble a while but then pulls his cord. Molock
descends to the ground feet first with a thud. Mizer hits the
ground and stumbles head first.
MOLOCK (smiling)
Nice job, maggot for a first jump.
MIZERThanks. Where is Greg?
Fegley
Up here! Spider! Spider! Spider! Big ol spider. Get me down!
Mizer and Fegley both look up to see Fegley wiggling in a tree.
MOLOCK (confused)
How in heaven did he pass basic training?
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SCENE X, German Forest, Day
March through forest montage.
Molock is taking point while Mizer and Molock follow.
MOLOCK (holding up a fist)
Halt. (silently)
Mizer stops and Fegley bumps into him.
FEGLEY
Hey, whats going on up there?
MOLOCK (silently)
Shut up, maggot. There is a Kraut patrol up ahead. See em
through the trees. (points)
MIZER
Well, what are we going to do Sarge?
MOLOCK
Were not going to do anything. If we take out that Kraut unit,
well make so much noise well wake the entire forest. Plus,
theyd be onto us if that unit didnt check in at its proper
time.
MIZER
So were going to do nothing?
FEGLEY
Fine with me. I could use some rest. Anybody got any snacks? Im
starving.
MOLOCK
Whats his deal with food? Hes used up half our rations.
MIZER
Well, sir. He had this drug problem
Fegley leans on a tree as a branch pulls the trigger on his sub-
machine gun letting it unload a couple rounds. Molock curses
loudly as the German Patrol hears them and starts marching
hesitantly this way.
MIZER
Way to Greg! Theyre coming now!
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FEGLEY
Im sorry
MOLOCK
Shut up, private! Its not going to matter anymore. When those
Krauts meet us. We have to be ready. Mizer, you take that log
over there as cover. Fegley, get over there behind that tree!
MIZER
But, Sarge! Where are you going to be?
Mizer is stunned as Molock climbs up the tree despite his age.
MOLOCK (whispering)
Get to cover, now!
Mizer and Fegley rush to their respective cover.
MOLOCK (whispering to self)
Now its game time fellas.
Molock takes out lead German with a headshot. Mizer hesitates a
moment but starts firing his rifle. Fegley unloads on full auto
with his sub-machine gun nailing a German with a spray of shots.
MOLOCK
Get some!
At that moment, the German notices him and hits Molock in the
chest with a grenade.
MIZER
Sarge!!!
Fegley unloads the rest of the clip into the last German. Both
rush over to Sarge who has fallen out of the tree.
MOLOCK (dying)
Good job, boys. When we get back, Im putting you two in forCorporal.
MIZER
No, Sarge. Stop talking. Save your breath.
MOLOCK
It dont matter. Hold my hands. Ive got something to say.
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Mizer and Fegley each grab an arm. Each respective hand has been
blown off leaving only a stump with blood running down it.
MOLOCK (noticing)
Oh
FEGLEY
It doesnt matter, Sarge. Tell us what you have to say.
MOLOCK (beginning to die)
You guys have got to go on. More of them will be here. Complete
the mission. Do it fordo it fordo it forme.
Molock collapses on the ground dead.
FEGLEY
What do we do now, Kody?
MIZER
Collect his tags, Greg. We move on.
Fegley collects Molocks tags as they continue down the forest.
MIZER
Wait, Greg. We need to get rid of these bodies before another
patrol finds them. Take their uniforms too. They might come in
handy.
They both turn around to get the bodies.
Fade to black.
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SCENE XI, Underground Hideout, Evening
Officer is reviewing maps and battle plans when Junior Officer
enters the room.
OFFICER
What is it, Captain?
JUNIOR OFFICER
General, one have our forest patrols is four hours overdue for a
check in. I do believe there is something wrong.
OFFICER
Dispatch a unit to investigate. Reinforce all checkpoints with
additional infantry. We cannot let anything go wrong.
JUNIOR OFFICER
Of course, General. Hail the Fuehrer.
OFFICER
Indeed, Captain. Now be gone.
JUNIOR OFFICER
Of course, sir.
Junior Officer exits room as Officer continues to look over
plans.
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SCENE XII, German Forest Clearing, Dusk
Small montage of Mizer and Fegley through forest.
FEGLEY
Well, what are we going to do now, Kody?
MIZER
We gotta keep moving, Greg. We cant stop. Weve gotta continue.
FEGLEY (desperate)
Come on, Kody. Weve got to stop. I have to rest. Cant we rest
for a little while? I know youre tired. Please, just take five.
MIZER (turns around)
Alright. Well stop for a bit. But check your gun before you sit
down this time. We dont need another one of us dying.
Mizer and Fegley lean up against a tree.
FEGLEY
Hey, Kody? Do you have anything to eat? Im starving.
MIZER
Greg, youve eaten most of our food already. All we have left is
a few pieces of jerky that we need to save for later. Just sit
there and rest. We have to get moving soon.
Fegley begins to twitch uncontrollably.
FEGLEY (yelling desperately)
I cant take it! I have to have some, Kody! Tell me you have
some! Please, tell me you have some!
MIZER (whispering)
I already told you! We need to save some for later!
FEGLEY (still yelling desperately)
No, not that! The drugs, Kody! The drugs! I need em.
MIZER (whispering loudly)
Greg, Shut Up! Theyll here us!
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SCENE XIII, German Forest, Dusk
A second German Patrol is walking through the forest when they
hear Mizer and Fegley arguing in the distance.
GERMAN SERGEANT (to radio)
Command, this is Patrol Johannes. Weve got enemy activity in
the distance. Requesting further instructions.
JUNIOR OFFICER (over radio)
Search and apprehend. Bring them in, alive.
GERMAN SERGEANT (to radio)
Orders confirmed. Search and apprehend.
German Sergeant signals the German Patrol to follow.
Small cut scene of them advancing. Arguing gets progressivelylouder. They approach clearing where Mizer and Fegley are
wrestling on the ground.
GERMAN SERGEANT
What are they doing?
German Patrol watches Mizer and Fegley. Attention goes to Mizer
and Fegley wrestling. They stop when they hear distinct metallic
clicks.
FEGLEYUh, Greg. Did you hear that?
MIZER
It sounded likeguns.
They roll over to see the sub-machine guns pointing at their
heads.
MIZER/FEGLEY
Oh
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SCENE XIV, German Camp, Morning
Officer is standing at Barracks when Junior Officer approaches.
JUNIOR OFFICER
General, An American taskforce was captured on the perimeter of
the forest. They would have escaped our troops if we hadnt
apprehended them. Since they were heading in the opposite
direction of the camp, I assume they are spies with important
information on the base. They were wearing our uniforms too,
which confirms my theory.
OFFICER
Excellent, Captain. You were right to approach command of this.
I will inform the Fuehrer of the incident. He will want to be
informed of these developments.
OFFICERUnderstood, General. Hail the Fuehrer.
They both depart in different directions.
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MIZER
Hey, man. Sorry about the whole calling you a big, stupid
animal.
FEGLEY
Forget about it. You kind of reminded me of my family when you
said it. I never knew my parents.
Mizer looks around the room and notices two guns.
MIZER
Come on, buddy. Lets do this.
They grab the guns, look at each other, load the magazines, and
cock the guns. They start to head out the door when Mizer stops.
MIZER
Wait!
FEGLEY
Whats wrong?
MIZER
Lets do it for Sarge.
FEGLEY
Yeah, Kody. For Sarge.
They shake hands. Bust out of the door jumping into the airfiring randomly when it freeze frames.
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SCENE XVI, German P.O.W. Chamber, Day
Mizer and Fegley in prisoner attire are rope-tied together and
blindfolded to a pole, again.
MIZER (sarcastic)
Well, that was a very successful attempt.
FEGLEY (not understanding sarcasm)
No it wasnt. That guy even tied my hands together this time.
Door being slammed can be heard in the distance.
OFFICER (in distance)
Mein Fuehrer, kann nicht warten. Die Amerikaner sind fnfsig
Meilen aus dem Lager.
FUEHRERStill. Dies ist wichtig fr mich.Dies wird nicht lange dauern.
Sagen Sie dem Beamten mobolize zu.
MIZER (whispering)
Hush. Someone is coming.
FEGLEY (whispering)
They sound German.
Fuehrer and Officer enter Chamber.
FUEHRER
Well, Guten Tag, gentlemen. I do hope that you are comfortable
here. We all want you to feel at home. Now, gentlemen. Tell me
what information you have stolen.
Mizer and Fegley remain quiet and dumbfounded. for several
moments.
OFFICER (to Fuehrer)
Sie werden auch nicht zu reden. Tten wir sie und erfahren Sie
mehr wichtige Dinge.
FUEHRER (aside to Officer)
Bugeld. Bindet sie los und bringen sie an den Galgen.
Fuehrer turns his attention back to Mizer and Fegley.
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FUEHRER
Well gentlemen. Since you are not going to talk. My Heerfhrer
and I have no choice but to execute you.
Fuehrer leaves as Mizer and Fegley begin to plead desperately.
OFFICER
Halt den Mund!
Mizer and Fegley still continue to plead desperately.
OFFICER
Halt den Mund!!! Jetzt!!!
Seeing that they wont calm down he hits them with the back of
his hand. After they quiet down he calls in the second German
Patrol to escort them out of the room. They are still
blindfolded.
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SCENE XVII, German Camps Gallows, Day
German Sergeant is carrying Mizer to Gallows while the other
second German Patrol unit carry Fegley. Junior Officer is pacing
behind. Officer is already at the Gallows waiting patiently.
FEGLEY (terrified)
Ah, how are we going to get out of this one?
MIZER (terrified)
I dont know, Greg. I honestly dont know.
Mizer and Fegley are escorted up the steps and their heads are
put in the noose.
OFFICER (to German Sergeant)
Entfernen Sie die Augenbinden. Ich mchte sehen, das Leben
verlassen ihre Augen.
German Sergeant begins to take off their blindfolds.
OFFICER (to Junior Officer)
Sind die Truppen bereit?
JUNIOR OFFICER
Noch nicht, Allgemeine.Aber bald.MIZER
Well, Private Fegley. (gulps) A miracle got us into this mess.Only a miracle is going to get us out.
Officer (to German Sergeant)
Bereit
Mizer and Fegley close their eyes.
OFFICER (to German Sergeant)
Festlegen
A giant rumbling along with gunshots breaks the Officersconcentration. American soldiers advance through the trees
firing towards the cameras direction. A massive battle ensues
as Officer retreats towards the Underground Hideout. Mizer and
Fegley notice Molock with a sling on his arm and bandages around
his stomach.
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MIZER/FEGLEY (relieved)
Sarge!
The Americans consolidate their ground as Molock and US Private
run towards the Gallows.
FEGLEY
Its great to see you, Sergeant.
MIZER
Sir, youre alive! How did you find us?
MOLOCK
It seems that Command sent an additional unit in case our
mission failed. They found my body half-breathing in the forest
where we were attacked.
MIZERThats great. (remembering tags) Oh, these are yours.
Mizer reaches into his pocket and extends the tags.
MOLOCK
Hold on, private. This war aint over yet. You take Fegley and
clear out that building that that Kraut Officer entered. Me and
my boys are going to mop up any resistance.
FEGLEY
Can do, Sir.
US Private throws them each a gun.
MIZER
Come on, Gregory. We have a Fuehrer to catch.
Close up on Mizer cocking his gun.
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SCENE XVIII, Underground Hideout, Day
Mizer and Fegley open the door and advance down the stairs. They
search each room eliminating any resistance that they encounter.
They get to the end of the hall and flank the door. Mizer holds
up a hand and counts on his finger to three. On the third finger
raised, they both rush through the door and stop dead in their
tracks. They find Fuehrer and Officer lying on the ground with
blood everywhere. Fuehrer is holding a pistol.
FEGLEY
Are they really?
MIZER
I think so, Greg. Come on, lets go. There isnt anything else
to see.
FEGLEY (compliant)Alright.
Mizer and Fegley turn to head for the door when Fuehrer silently
stands up. He raises the pistol and fires at Fegley. There is a
slowed down sequence of Fegley noticing the gunshot and falling.
Mizer silently screams and fires his sub-machine gun at the
Fuehrer. The Fuehrer is riddled with bullets and collapses on
the floor.
FUEHRER (to himself)
This is the way it should be. Complete victory or utter defeat.
Fuehrer silently passes on as Mizer rushes over to Fegley
convulsing on the floor. His stomach has blood gushing.
MIZER (exasperated)
Come on, Greg. Keep it together man
FEGLEY (dying)
Its alright You know what, Kody? Im not going to make it, but
it doesnt matter. You did it. You completed the mission.
MIZER (frightened)
No. No. No. Dont talk like that, Greg. Youre going to make it
home.
FEGLEY (still dying)
No Kody, Im not. But that isnt important Kody, youve been
like a brother to me. Dont ever forget that
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MIZER (starting to weep)
I wont. I wont ever forget.
FEGLEY (finally dying)
Goodbye Kody
Fegley collapses as Mizer bows his head in sorrow.
Fade to black.
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SCENE XIX, Cemetery, Two Weeks Later, Day
Mizer is standing at Fegleys tomb silently saying his prayers
when Molock walks up. Both are in formal attire.
MOLOCK (to Mizer)
You did good out there, Corporal.
MIZER (grieving)
It doesnt matter anymore.
MOLOCK
Yes it does. He died for his country and no death can be greater
than that. Man up, Corporal. Keep a stiff upper lip.
MIZER
(sighs) Yes, sir.
Taps can be heard off-screen as Mizer and Molock look towards
Boss. The camera pans toward him playing taps.
MIZER (confused)
Mr. Phillips? What are you doing here?
BOSS
Ive come to pay my respects. I was once a soldier like yourself
in Vietnam. That was some nasty jungle, Mizer. But, I never did
lose anyone that I admired If you werent interested in
continuing in the military, I thought you might want your oldjob back
MIZER (interrupts)
Sir, I already have a job. No, a purposein life.
BOSS (surprised)
Oh. Well, you dont seem like the military type, Mizer. But I
respect your decision. Now if you will excuse me, I must get
going.
Boss leaves via his car.
MOLOCK
So Corporal, are you going to reenlist?
MIZER
I dont know, Sarge. I still have to think about it.
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MOLOCK
Well what are you going to do until then?
MIZER
I dont know, Sir. I truly dont know.
Mizer turns and walks towards the road. Close-up of Molock
shaking his head and smiling. Mizer continues to walk down the
road out of the cemetery.
Ending Credits
Mizer continues to walk until the credits end.
DAS ENDE