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VOLUME 70, NUMBER 5 • THURSDAY, JUNE 18, 2009 • MISSOURI BOYS STATE’S FINEST NEWS SOURCE

BY THomAS KiRcHHoffIngle

In the county of Newberry, consisting of Ingle and Duggan cities, it has been ruled that the resident coun-selors are to pay city property taxes. County Commissioner Willy Crusha stated that by living within the city limits, the counselors are liable for taxation and that their staff position didn’t exempt them from this process.

Most of the counselors are indignant about this ruling and are resisting attempts to collect

payment for taxes owed.“I’m not going to pay it”,

Counselor David Selby said.Not all of the counsel-

ors were uncooperative. City Counselor Matt Camden of

Ingle was more than happy to comply with this ruling and is consequentially in the clear. A lawsuit, however, is under way for the rest of the counselors on the grounds of tax eva-sion.

Counselor Camden does not object to the lawsuits being filed.

“Bring them to court,” Cam-den said.

BY STEffAN TRiplETTgambrel

Leadership and collaboration seemed to be the main agenda during Wednesday’s mayoral conference, but not everyone believed the event to be posi-tive. The mayor’s conference brought together all 16 Mis-souri Boys State city mayors in an effort for collaboration and common ground.

When discussing work ethic, one mayor said, “We try to have too much fun.”

“Other than my council and my treasurer, the rest of the city is kind of…” trailed another. This was not the sole negativity

present at the event.“It seems like everyone is

aiming for Model City and that not a lot can be completed from a board of mayors,” Preston Reynolds of Alcorn said. He also stated, “The mayors have big egos.”

“I think all the other may-ors are very great, they all have a great business sense, like myself,” Blair Mayor Anthony Williams said. “I got more information about getting my staff motivated and organized.”

During the meeting the mayors also elected Mark Pow-ell from Ingle and Ahad Hos-seini from Doniphan as their Chairman and Vice-Chairman respectively.

BY EvAN TowNSENDDonIphan

When making room inspections yesterday, Mike Jones received a more bizarre reception than usual. Despite their claim of love for the Boys State Gover-nor, a Carnahan city policeman issued Jones a ticket after he made a U-turn, which was prohibited by city ordinance.

Governor Jones was accompanied by sever-al highway patrolman during his inspection and was joined by a parade upon entering Carnahan. The tension between the city and the gover-nor rose when he saw a hand-cuff-adorned chair waiting for him. However, it culminated up on the writing of the ticket for the traffic violation.

Immediately following, Gov-ernor Jones tore up the ticket,

claiming to “pardon himself.” Legal action may be taken against Governor Jones to file a warrant for his arrest, but it remains unclear whether the city plans to do so.

Carver is also of the mind that the governor is not above the law. The city police charged the governor with speeding through their hallways. Wit-

nesses claim he was running, and con-tinued running even after the ticket was written. As a result, Carver police plan to issue another ticket to the governor for evad-ing the police.

So far, no fines have been paid or warrants issued, but there is no way to ensure that Jones will evade these charges forever. As Carver citizen Alloch Burton points out, “He won’t be governor for much longer.”

Some counselors refuse to pay taxes

Mayors meet to discuss progress

Governor Jones claims immunity from ticket

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BY liAm mAHERIngle

Nationalist candidate for gov-ernor Mark Powell is all about the people. The St. Charles native considers himself an expert on the matter.

“I’m a people person,” said Powell. “I love meeting new people and conversing with them. Networking is a skill I am very good at.”

Not only is he a master networker, Powell also excels at counseling others.

“I try to find out how peo-ple are hurting and address this,” he said. “I like to be an uplifting motivational force in people’s lives. I’m the con-fidant.”

In addition to having compassion for the everyman Powell also has the experi-ence it takes to make a dif-ference. Powell serves as the mayor of Ingle where citizens have a positive view of his leadership.

“Mark Powell is not about Mark Powell,” said Trenton Sanders of Ingle. “He is one

of the post personable people I have met at Boys State, and he has the confidence and drive to show this.”

As well as being recog-nized by his citizens, Powell also commands respect from his fellow mayors. Powell was appointed to lead the coali-tion of mayors and he con-siders this to be telling of his appeal to both parties.

“This appointment shows I have the ability to bring people together,” said Powell. “Red and blue doesn’t mat-ter to me. I’m all about mak-ing Boys State a memorable experience for everyone.”

Powell’s goals for his potential administration are also focused on the people.

“I want to truly make this our Boys State,” he said. “I know this is a slogan some of us don’t take to heart, but I will make it real.”

“This is not just about us,” said Powell, thinking about future MBS citizens. “It is also about the next session, as well. I want those who fol-low us to have as great of an experience as we had here.”

BY DANiEl BAUmANIngle

Yesterday, Tim Williams stepped from the shadows into the light of Boys State public. The federalist nominee for governor, Williams brings to the table a strong belief in com-munity service. He believes very strongly in the outreach and effect that this year’s Boys State session will have on the world. When interviewed, his excitement for the issue was uncontainable. When we leave here, go back to our home-towns, high schools, and com-munities and strengthen them. This eventually leads to our state strengthening and, over time, our country.

Though Williams has inten-sity, excitement, and charisma, he seems to lack in detail. When asked what he strongly agreed with on the Federal-ist party platform, he failed to surmise an answer, claiming he hadn’t read the platform yet and wouldn’t know how to respond. He did state that Tuesday was enormously hec-

tic, with many council meet-ings and city matters. Conse-quently, he didn’t have time to review the platform.

Williams claimed that if elected, he would increase community service projects. His plans include orchestrat-ing clean up crews for trash duty and placing trash cans in key locations for convenient throw-a-ways. He stressed the necessity of taking important environmental values back to our communities and high schools where our leader-ship can flourish and grow. However, a citizen of Ingle city remarked that a trash and recycle crew had already been established in his city. He noted that environmental safety programs exist in other cities, as well.

When asked why he would be a better choice of governor than his Nationalist opponent, Williams said, “I believe I can bring something deeper than politics to MBS.” He voiced his point that he was not there for himself, but for the citizens

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THE STAGE IS SET

KMBS TV General Manager Ethan Baxter, MBS Record Editor in Chief Nick Thompson, and KMBS Radio General Manager Garrett Forck question the candidates during Wednesday’s gubernatorial debate.

Gubernatorial candidates Tim Williams and Mark Powell prepare for Wednesday’s debate. Statewide elections are held today and the results will be announced this afternoon.

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By gaRy Wyatt Clark

Many people have made mul-tiple visits to Clark city to see a jail system described by coun-selors as one-of-a-kind. Two

Clark citizens built the jail sys-tem, which is difficult to escape from.

“The main thing that Clark city has been very interested in this year would be hosting this year’s state jail,” contractor Robert Link said.

The state jail will be where the highway patrol will send all state offenders. Clark says they have the contractor to build the jail and law enforcement to staff it.

“That would be a great honor for the city,” Link said.

Clark also hosts the jail for Barton County. Clark has been very tough with its law enforcement and has had fewer crimes committed in the city and county recently.

Clark hosts jail for county

By chRistoPheR Noall riChardson

Yesterday, residents of Rich-ardson came back from break-fast to the sight of cans scat-tered everywhere in the main hall.

They were told that a mem-ber of another city tore down a replica of the St. Louis Gateway Arch created by Adam LeGrand and constructed with alumi-num cans.

Later, the Richardson found out that a citizen from Blair, James Flath, was responsible for

the damages. “I did it to try and put Rich-

ardson City behind,” Flath said. “I felt bad about it after I found out how much time the guy (Adam LeGrand) put into the project.”

“Whenever I first saw what he (James) did I was appalled, but I took a deep breath and got back to work,” LeGrand said.

After back from focused instruction, the arch was put back to its former glory. Both James Flath and Adam LeGrand worked together to reconstruct the arch.

a citizen of Clark, right, inspects the city jail, while another Clark citizen looks from within the newly constructed jail cell.

Public Safety conducts inspections

By daNiel RothWeileRriChardson

Joseph Rouillard intends to sue the Federalist Credentials Com-mittee’s for the entirety of the group’s campaign fund, estimat-ed to be approximately $30,000 BSB. Rouillard was denied the opportunity to run for lieuten-ant governor after his nominat-ing petition was lost.

Rouillard wants nothing more than to be put back into the race for Lt. Governor, but at this point in the week it would not be possible to make up for the lost time.

Rouillard gave his petition to Richardson counselor Nick Ebert before the deadline Mon-day. Ebert claims that he then

turned it over to the Federalist’s Credentials Committee. An anonymous committee mem-ber, however, stated that there is at least a 50 percent chance that another member of the

committee lost Joseph’s petition.

The law-s u i t w i l l be filed in G a m b l e C o u n t y a n d C i r -cuit Judge

Michael Huddleston will hear the case. Due to the fact that both Michael Huddleston and Joseph Rouillard reside in Rich-ardson, however, the venue of the trial will likely be changed.

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Rouillard to file suit in petition snafu

Richardson falls victim of soda can destruction

the replica of the st. Louis gateway arch was created by adam Legrand of richardson.

By JasoN Wahididuggan

The Department of Public Safety State Fire Marshal Josh-ua Lottman and Deputy Fire Marshals have started conduct-

ing inspections of cities at any random time beginning today. During these inspections they will check for possible fire and/or emergency hazards.

If violations are found, cit-ies will be fined. Cities will be

given overall grades based on a scale of 1-10 with one being the worst and ten being the best.

Examples of finable offens-es include phone chargers or other electrical assets plugged

in with no direct purpose, direct blocking of emergency exists, and the covering of air conditioners.

The electrical outlets of every citizen’s room will be randomly searched.

State response team prepares for unexpectedBy JosePh PatteNBoone City

When found in a time of need, a time of emergency, there is a specific group in which we can look to for help and answers.

“It [the SEMA] basically outlines the chain of command, escape routes… Its basically the

master plan about what to do if an emergency h a p p e n s w hi le we are here,” said Lt. Col. Jose Pagàn, o f t h e

Missouri Boys State High-

way Patrol, who is the liaison officer of the Missouri Boys State Emergency Management Agency (MBSEMA).

MBSEMA consists of the MBS highway patrol, mem-bers of the MBS Department of Corrections, the state fire marshals, and the MBS Gam-ing Commission.

Collectively, the groups are

known as Boys Emergency Response Team (BERT).

The SEMA director will direct BERT, who will take charge of any situation that may arise.

All of this ensures that, in the unlikely event of an emer-gency situation arising while at Boys State, all of the delegates will be safe.

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By StePhen RehagenThe Alcorn city council has been hard at work creating a case to make Alcorn the official capital of Boys State. Alcorn is willing to give up six rooms for the state officials. The council has created a map displaying a new tourism office that would feature tour guides and directions to govern-ment offices. Alcorn is also cre-ating a new park with a memo-rial to veterans and a new court, along with a transportation sys-tem featuring piggyback rides.

Dean of Counselors Dale Wright has enraged the city by calling Alcorn the “sub city” and by associating the entire city with the wrongs of three citi-zens. Alcorn is seeking $4,000 BSB and an apology from the dean.

“I had a great respect for the dean until he crossed the line by disrespecting the city as a whole by defiling the reputation of its citizens and publicly asso-ciating the crimes of a few with this great city in general,” Mayor Preston Reynolds said in an offi-cial statement.

Newly-certified psychologist Zane Clayton said, “I’ve talked to almost every Alcorn citizen and I am evaluating the mental effects on these young men and it’s not looking good.”

The city of Alcorn is also suing Boone for stealing Alcorn’s lemonade during a meal.

An enraged Reynolds told the city council, “Boone City makes me sick. They don’t see Alcorn taking their cake or their Kool Aid. If I were mayor of Boone, I’d be disgusted.”

BlaiR

By Michael gaRcia iii, WilliaM alliSonDefense attorney Ron Johnson of Blair is making his mark. Johnson defended Boone’s Raid-ers Loan, which was charged with violating Missouri Boys State Statute 204.45 defining the use of lewd, profane, or obscene language on signs. The original decision was appealed all the way to the MBS Supreme Court. The justices are still deliberating and a decision will be heard at a later date.

There is a thief creeping around the city of Blair. While the boy staters were attending their athletic sessions, a criminal robbed the mini-fridge contain-ing all beverages. No evidence has been found to conduct an investigation, but the police chief is hard at work.

For a third day in a row, the city has received a three rating for room inspections. The citi-zens thank Governor Mike Jones for the recognition.

A few new ordinances have been passed in Blair City. These ordinances include the follow-ing: no pooing allowed in citi-zens’ restrooms, other than their own, without their permission. No throwing any cans away in the trash cans. Place them into the designated areas for these items. Citizens must walk on the left side of the road in the city. The fire chief and police chief are exempt from this only in cases of emergency. This type of exemption also includes the mayor. And finally, anyone violating these ordinances may be fined and or given jail time, these being at the discretion of the judge.

“The ordinances are neces-sary because every city or coun-ty needs laws or ordinances to run properly,” said Blair Mayor Anthony Williams.

In addition a city tax of $250 to be paid by citizens was insti-tuted, as well as a $200 county tax. These ordinances are just the beginning of what may be passed in the city of Blair.

Boone

By JoSePh PattenAll around the state, small businesses have risen out of nowhere. But, how many states can honestly say they are home

to a dojo? That’s right; Boone city is the home of Bushido Dojo, owned and operated by Kyle Frayling and Michael “Ike” Swanson. The delegates use the slogan “No flashy crap” to draw business from the citizens who would like to learn self defense. The cost is $50.00 for a lesson and $30.00 for city officials.

caRnahan

By henRy SMithCarnahan is now a very indus-trial city, drawing people from all over Boys State. There are many attractions within Car-nahan that makes it a great place to visit. One of the main attractions in Carnahan is the casino, known as either “Gold-en Nutz” or “Mike Jones P.P.” Another industry in Carnahan is the ironing company, which is drawing quite a crowd. One can get a snazzy look for an affordable price. When walking through our halls, one can hear music provided by “Weiner” and Andrew Daniels. There is also the daily “Mike Jones Parade” that occurs whenever Gov. Jones is inspecting the city. However, the road system here is a cor-rupt one with offensive highway police. These policemen are vio-lating citizens’ rights and abus-ing their power. If it were not for these radicals, Carnahan would be a much better city.

caRveR

By tRevoR collinSAfter establishing a court, park, jail, and arena, Carver believes it is off to a good start and on its way to becoming model city.

In addition Carver has recently hosted an “Iron Man” competition where citizens came from all cities to participate. The competition consisted of a series of events including, pull-ups, push ups, arm wrestling and sword fighting.

After it was all said and done, Orin Walker from Carver ended up taking home the grand prize trophy as well as some Boys State Bucks. Carver awarded a second and third place cash prize as well.

Also a flare up in illness in Carver has recently been spreading. Carver citizens claim that the sickness is being passed around the city by Matt Piontek who they refer to as “hobo.”

According to the Carver city ordinance it is a law that visi-tors from other cities must first shake hands with Piontek before passing through or participat-ing in any city activity. While shaking hands with Piontek he will place a mark on the visitors’ hand signifying that they have been infected.

Piontek currently lives in the public park under a small tree and newspapers. Carver claims there is no need to worry. The city has been working hard to find a cure for the illness and have finally reached one. Those infected with this disease are advised to visit Cody Loacks of Carver for a vaccine.

cRoWdeR

By thoMaS haineS“Guys, we have focused way too much on campaigning and not enough on important projects like our city park,” said Mayor Erik Watson of Crowder. With this being said, the city quickly began construction on their city park. Their city park still needs work, but their county jail is nearly complete.

With the semi-completion of their city park Crowder has had more time to focus on their city ordinances. A few examples are as follows: every traveler in the city of Crowder must travel on the right side of the road, how-ever, when passing the foun-tain, perform the Crowder hand symbol. Whenever entering the meeting room, one must smile. Also, citizens must speak to three people throughout the day about their fellow citizens run-ning for state.

doniPhan

By evan toWnSendDoniphan’s most popular and least controversial ordinance was passed Tuesday by the city council to make Megan Fox an honorary citizen of the city. Ordinance Seven was passed unanimously by the city council and has received positive feed-back from virtually every city citizen.

Police Chief Adam Keller-man is one of those who feel the strongest about the ordinance.

“Megan Fox was deemed in her supreme hotness as neces-sary for Doniphan City as a whole to move towards Model City.” said Kellerman.

The obsession over this female celebrity began the first day of Boys State during citi-zen introductions. As the week has continued, and the citizens go longer without any female interaction, the obsession seems to grow. The craze has spread to many other cities as well, where city candidates were even run-ning on a “Pro-Megan Fox” plat-form. A Doniphan city citizen, Wesley Sutton, was even respon-sible for the projection of Megan Fox’s image at the State Nation-alist Party Caucus. Sutton was the governor candidate’s cam-paign manager who suggested the strategy.

Doniphan City is a respon-sible city, but they know how to have fun when it is appropriate. Ordinance Seven was just one of nineteen productive laws passed, but none of them brought the citizens as much joy. And who knows? With enough write in ballots, ordinance Seven could help Megan Fox become the next governor of Boys State.

duggan

By JaSon WahidiDuggan city has consistently tried to maintain and uphold the qualities that Missouri Boys State calls for and the qualities that every MBS citizen should is striving to strengthen—honor, integrity, a sense of community, pride, and unity. However, the citizens of Duggan recently had approximately 10 – 12 cans of Mountain Dew stolen and while the Highway Patrol Officers and the police have been investigat-ing, their have been no leads.

The citizens of Duggan are not only in distress but, feel deprived since their thirst can-not be quenched by their favor-ite beverage. Some Duggan citi-zens cited various reasons that they believe that the soda was taken. They include the popu-lar belief of “because Duggan dominates at dodge ball” to the belief that “someone must have been really thirsty”. The act has been deemed unacceptable and the citizens of Duggan are try-ing their best to uphold their own integrity, honesty, and unity during this tough time.

Furthermore, the citizens of Duggan would like to remind the other citizens of the Official Boys State prayer which says, “Let us neither be blinded nor deafened by our foolish and self-ish decisions” and that as MBS citizens we should “instead strive consistently to better ourselves in our faith and to become per-fect…” The boys at Duggan are committed MBS citizens and are concentrating on trying to grasp the “spirit” of MBS.

gaMBRel

By Steffan tRiPlettTimes are changing in Gambrel. After the recent let down in county officer elections, Gam-brel is completely rejuvenating their city.

There was a new and exciting atmosphere present during the city council meeting on Wednes-day morning. Citizens of Gam-brel formulated new ordinances and completely remodeled their city.

Mayor Ben Selby wrote on the chalkboard, “Old West Gam-

brel City: Yeehah!” As the writ-ing suggested, Gambrel’s newest innovation was turning their town into one reminiscent of the greats from Old Western mov-ies.

Highlights of the plan include ordinances that require horses to be ridden through the streets, free of charge, things like adopt-ing typical Old West names, and even the opening of a saloon. These are only the beginning to the proposed new layout and function of Gambrel. The city is expected to become a fun place for citizens of other cities to visit.

ingle

By liaM MaheRIngle City has gone green. Recy-cling Commissioner, Alexander Pierce has recently gone to work collecting cans form all citizens, but he also has further plans for Ingle City recycling. Pierce has plans underway to include paper products to the list of mandatory recyclable material.

“I have always been ambitious about helping the environment,” he said. “I saw this position as an opportunity to pursue that.”

Pierce is so committed to the recycling effort that he is trying to convert his fellow citizens to the cause.

“I need to make sure my fel-low citizens know why recy-cling helps the city,” he said. “This effort will stimulate our economy and make the city look cleaner. I know this will help Ingle reach model city.”

In other news, Ingle Mayor Mark Powell is running for gov-ernor. Powell appointed Kinston Arthur as his campaigning man-ager, as Powell must focus on campaigning for the statewide office. Most citizens may recog-nize Arthur as the man respon-sible for bringing Megan Fox to Boys State.

leWiS

By adaM thieRetThe Lewis City council has adapted many interesting city ordinances which make them separate from the other cit-ies here at Missouri Boy’s State. Some of the “different” ordinanc-es include: walking on the left side of the hallway, not to carry any “murses,” also known as man purses, which was believed to be enforced because of one of the counselors, Broc, walk-ing at a somewhat fast speed, no hand holding, showing no inappropriate skin of the body, and signaling when making a turn, are some of the strange city ordinances here at Lewis City. It is good to be aware of these city ordinances so no police officer, sheriff, or Lewis City’s own Highway Patrol officer, Jose Pagan, can issue you a ticket.

Unfortunately, Joshua New-comb received a ticket and will appear in court because he used his cell phone during his parties

caucus. In rebuttal, he says, “I was just checking the time.” Other tickets have been known to have been issued in Lewis City.

Christopher Oliver has decid-ed that since he has not became a candidate for governor as he has planned, that he will still run for governor as an independent party. Many Lewis City citizens have decided that they will vote for Christopher, and citizen Harlan Fletcher the third said in reply to Christopher’s request, “I will vote for you only if you have a good campaign.” Christopher agrees that he will.

For good news, multiple Lewis City citizens have passed the Law School Bar exam. The new Lewis City Lawyers and attorneys who have passed the bar exam have yet to be contact-ed to express their excitement.

Lewis City has been improv-ing drastically everyday since the start of the city.

PeRShing

By aBdiMalik MohaMudMany new and exciting business-es have been started in Pershing. Businesses offer Boys State citi-zens a unique experience in run-ning a city. One such business is a law firm created by Curtis Strubinger, Joe Ebeling and Sky-ler Craig of Pershing. According to one of the founders, Curtis Strubinger, the SEC Law Firm was created to “gain experiences in the legal profession, meet our citizens, and most of all defend MBS citizens against over zeal-ous cops, highway patrolmen, and prosecutors.” The SEC Law Firm describes themselves as “high quality public servants whose goal is to help you mini-mize your time spent in the court system. Citizens may see any of the founders for details about their law firm.”

RichaRdSon

By daniel RothWeileRIt may be impossible to believe that after the news about Rich-ardson City in yesterday’s city report that they have made a complete 180 degree swing. Unless you entered the city to see for yourself, there is no evi-dence to show that they ever faced any real problems.

In their city meeting every-one seemed to gain a true sense of responsibility and began kick-ing in. Parks went under con-struction, city roads were being paved, signs were being made and put up, and citizens that had no previous desires to help were in fifth gear getting Richardson rolling. As improbable as it may seem, Richardson is now show-ing their true potential. Not only have the citizens given them-selves a new found chance at model city for their extra efforts, but Richardson is tied for first place in athletics with 65 points and seem to have no intentions of letting up. True abilities are shining through and the future

is beginning to look brighter for the Richardson City citizens.

Also, on a quick side note Christopher Noall is celebrat-ing his 17th birthday today, June 18th. Richardson City citizens would like to extend a special happy birthday to Chris and best wishes in the future.

WeyeR

By JacoB nicholSonThe citizens of Weyer enthu-siastically casted their votes in the Missouri Boys State primary elections today, however, none of Weyer’s citizens running for state office made it on the final ballot. These individuals are as active as ever and still strive to help their city in any way. Wey-er’s entrepreneurs are still run-ning many lucrative businesses, and tourists are encouraged to visit these establishments. While visiting, guests are welcome to marvel at Weyer’s new road, but should stay aware of our active police force. Those caught breaking Weyer’s traffic laws will not be let off easily.

The Weyer city council remains occupied passing ordi-nances. Citizens may now be fined for leaving chairs out in the common area, littering, and run-ning any of Weyer’s many stop signs. Imminent domain also threatens Weyer’s citizens – as room is needed for various city functions. As terrifying as that sounds, the compensation for moving is generous. Members of other cities are now encouraged to join Weyer’s new religious cult, committed to worship-ing the Sun God. See Weyer’s high priest, Joseph Kamler, for details. Weyer is still marching steadily toward model city, with big athletic wins and a plethora of court cases. Indeed, Weyer’s accomplishments are many, but the road is still long to ultimate victory.

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of MBS. “I want to change the outcome and values of Boys State,” he remarked.

Not everyone is completely convinced with Williams and his message of community bet-terment. When I mentioned that I interviewed Williams, a feder-alist citizen commented about the federalist nominee’s mes-sage. “He definitely knows what he’s doing”. The source declined to be identified.

Tim Williams is a resident of Waynesville, Missouri. His interests include an enthusiastic love of music. Williams is part of a jazz group, which includes current MBS Governor, Mike Jones. Williams plays varsity basketball and runs track and field, the high jump as his spe-cialty. He is a member of student council and is the All-School President. In reference to his title, Williams remarked that the best part of the job was “getting everyone involved.”

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by eVAN TowNseNddoniphan

Boys State is like an airplane ride; both take you on a jour-ney to someplace completely new, and both prohibit the use of cell phones. Cell phones are not allowed on airplanes because it might disrupt communication between pilot and control. Here at Boys State, authorities also

believe that cell phone use hurts more important communica-tion. However, several citizens feel that this policy has gotten out of hand.

Carnahan citizen David Kerby claims that he was wrong-ly accused of using a cell phone during Tuesday night’s assembly.

“I was looking at the floor, so it probably did look like I had a phone, but I wasn’t too worried

[about the counselor seeing me] because I figured he would give me a chance to explain myself,” he said.

State Auditor Jaron Fowler took Kerby’s name tag.

“I don’t even own a cell phone,” said Kerby.

Kyle Nettesheim, one of Ker-by’s counselors, explains that the whole affair was a misun-derstanding.

“We wouldn’t ever want to do anything like this,” he said.

Fowler himself admits to missing his cell phone during his citizen year, but looking back realizes how much better off he was without it.

“The reason the policy is in place is for citizens to get the most out of Boys State. It is dis-respectful to the people trying to speak,” he said.

Some citizens agree with this policy, despite the restrictions it places upon them. Doniphan Mayor Ahad Hosseini points out that though the statute may prohibit cell phones, it actually helps Boys State to get in touch with people.

“It’s sad how much we rely on cell phones. Communication has been cut in this modern world,” Hosseini said. He is upset about

this because of the importance of communication, especially at Boys State. “Communication is vital when leading.”

Despite opposition from con-gressmen and state office can-didates, this law still remains in place throughout the state. As for Kerby’s hope to get the most out of MBS, he feels like getting a name badge taken away is more distracting than a cell phone,

Cell phone policy opens communication

by sTePheN sTANsfIeLdrichardson

In almost all cities, there are large fines or even jail time for violating city ordinances.

Many of these ordinances are as silly as being required to tell the city they’re the best ever or be fined.

To make matters worse, there is often heavy favorit-ism shown when giving tick-ets, as many people will issue fines for minor infractions

by citizens of other cities, but will do nothing when their own citizens break those same rules.

This paralyzes MBS as it makes people afraid to go to other cities in fear they will trip on one of the ordinances.

No one will come to a city where they have to watch their back every second, so businesses will wither.

This fear does not mean that the state will not uphold its laws to keep order.

Ordinancesparalyze MBS

by dusTIN hubLeRclark

Sportsmanship is a great thing. You expect to be treated with it, but if you are not respectful

to your opponents, then you are not being the best you can be. You are here at Boys State because someone believes you can have a bright future. Why not act like it? Be all that you can be, not just on the court,

in the pool, or on the field, but also when you are running for an office or state position.

Sportsmanship is a large part of showing that you are a mature individual who can handle the losses and wins

you accumulate in your life. So, when you are in any event that requires you to compete, be respectful to your oppo-nents because they have the same dreams as you and goals as you.

Respect your athletic opponents

by ZAch deNTBoonE

There is a saying that everyone has probably heard. This say-ing is “don’t judge a book by its cover.” I’m pretty darn sure that every single person in Boy’s State should know what that

means. Being aware of this, I have walked around campus noticing that people are not taking that to heart.

I have heard racial slurs and comments that are not very pleasing to us who are Chris-tian. I, being a New Testament Christian of Church of Christ,

believe you should not just by people’s outer appearances, how someone acts, or how they talk. You really do not know a lot of these people, so why be too quick to judge?

Matthew 7: 1-2 states, “Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you

judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you.” This means “what goes around, come around.” Being so, watch what you say and do not judge because one day, you will be judged with the same stereo-type. Keep the faith!

Don’t be too quick to judge

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by mIchAeL gARcIA IIIBlair

Salaries in regard to govern-mental positions do exist. While Congress was in ses-sion Wednesday morning, the House or Representatives passed the schedule of appro-priations. The original bill has since been amended.

The intent of the amend-

ment was to appropriate a bud-get cut. While the amendment was on the floor, changes to the amendment were made stating that the total sum of all budget cuts must be handed back to cities in an equal amount.

Ultimately, the new bill resided in the senate before new amendments were made. The senate amended the bill, with details, calling for a $50.00

increase for all senate positions.“The Senate does the same

work as the House, but with half the membership. Techni-cally, a Senate Member’s deci-sion has twice the impact from one person,” Senator Aaron Lewis said.

Citizens continue to con-duct daily business, but have yet to receive compensation for their work. “From Saturday

to Wednesday is when we get taxed the most, but also in that time period, stores are opening and are initially hurt,” Munici-pal Judge Luke Sapa said.

A conference committee was formed to compromise both amendments of Congress. The decision to kill the budget bill or place it on the governor’s desk was decided after the Joint Party Rally.

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