MY COLD ADVENTURE!

I was sitting on the sofa drinking a few liters of beer and I felt a Little drunk, just as usual

So, I watched a Coca Cola commercial and I saw this big bear playing in the snow and I said to myself…

“what a wonderful world……”

No no no no no (like in Zohan’s movie) I said “let’s go to the North Pole”

And the suitcases that I bought, last summer where useful

I waited in the bus stop but nobody pick me up because of my alcoholic smell

So, I took the $%&)(/&%$ slow train and after 2 or 3 weeks I arrived to Alaska and everything was so white

So, I took my Rackets of tennis and I put down my feet and the journey started up

After some time I asked a strange hairy big man with an angry face

J: “Excuse me where can I find Santa Claus?”S: “What do you want him for?

J: “I need to kick his futy red toy’s bag, because he never bought me my assassin Gi Joe with his true killer knife”

S: “ooooh! He might be this way…”

So I walked miles and miles of snow and suddenly I was lost in the middle of nowhere

Suddenly some wolfs wanted to attack to me

and Santa saved me and he gave a drink so I can feel better…

He adopted me as an elf

And now I work 16 hours a day with a little payment….

At least he gave me my assassin Gi Joe and…

I’m so happy!

Very very happy!

The end!