My Patchwork ChildhoodFrom an Alaska and a Way of Life That No Longer Exist
By William E. Combs
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Table of Contents
Introduction i
Chapter One Let's Homestead in Alaska!! 1
Chapter Two The Oil Can Highway 9
Chapter Three Homesteaders-R-US Part One 17
My Encounter with a Spruce Tree 21 A Log Cabin for the Nunley's 24
Chapter Four Homesteaders-R-US Part Two 27 First, a Bridge 28 Next, a Well 28 Then, our House 28 Finally, a Root Cellar 30 Electricity Would Be Nice 31 Mama Kills a "Goose" 32 Epilogue 34
Chapter Five Our Three-Holer 35 How I "Helped" Mom's Rose 41
Chapter Six Phoenix Seeds For an Alaskan Farm 45 Communal Shopping During Spring Breakup 47 John is Born "Outside" 48 No Green Thumb 49 Boat Eggs 50
Chapter Seven The Wasilla Follies 53 The Follies 54 The Other Side of the Tree 58 Finding the Road 59
Chapter Eight ILA and Bill Senske 63 Meals for the Alaskan Native Kids From Knik 63 Dog Sled Mail for the Mines 66 The Beaver Dam 67 Thar She Blows 68 My Sister Valerie 71
Chapter Nine How My Childhood Has Shaped Me 73
Endnotes 77
To Miriam in loving memory, my God-given soul mate, my wife for forty-eight wonderful years, filled with love, courage, strength, and wisdom.
You are my warm, golden Sunrise, my deep and abiding Joy, my Bride, my Song, my Treasure, my closest Friend.
Oh, to see your clear blue eyes, and hear your joy-filled laughter ring! All these things I’ve said and more, convince me that you’re blessed by God.
Special thanks to family and friends for supporting me with their encouragement and prayers while I was researching and writing these articles:
Valerie Saunders, Ron Combs, Mike and Cheryl Combs, John and Linda Combs, Lana Combs, Marty and Barb Fergu-son, Al and Lola Cain, John and Peggy Gillespie, Gloria Irwin, Mark and Ginny Bigelow, Scotty and JoAnne Cookston, Jim and Christie Garras, Linda Anderson, Russ and Louise Sim-melink, Keith and Nancy Arnold, Larry and Becky Bugbee, Nick and Blanche Campbell, and Jonathan and Jennifer Luce-ro.
Kudos to my sister Valerie for sending me all of mom's photo albums: a treasure trove of the early family photographs found herein.
Thanks to the Palmer Historical Society Colony House Museum for granting permission to use the photo of the Palmer Hospital on page 23.
I am grateful to Fred St. Laurent of the Book Club Network, Inc., and his staff, Cheri Swalwell and Hilary Dodge, for publishing original copies of my articles in their monthly on-line magazine: the Book Fun Magazine at BookFunMagazine.com.
I am also indebted to Joni Sullivan Baker, my publicist, who has often climbed to the “crow’s nest” on our marketing “ship” to scout out and secure the best tactics for getting these articles into the hands of prospective readers.
iIntroduction
Introduction
My name is Bill Combs, and my childhood reads like
chapters from Little House On The Prairie. Those pioneers
traveled by covered wagon and homesteaded on the plains
as mid-western states opened their borders to new settlers.
Alaska demanded a courageous spirit from everyone
who dared to venture into the Last Frontier where few ame-
nities and mind-boggling challenges both frustrated and
exhilarated its participants. Rather than allow my memories
and family stories to fade into senility, I invite you to jour-
ney with me as I relive several boyhood experiences from an
Alaska, a world and a way of life that no longer exist.
I am a retired Presbyterian minister and Boeing se-
My parents drove a
Burma Jeep from Phoenix to
Alaska over the Alcan high-
way a few years after WW II
to homestead in the
Matanuska Valley. They
were no less pioneers
than their counterparts from a century before.
ii My Patchwork Childhood
nior computing systems architect who is passionate about
the Gospel and God’s ministry imparted through the lives
of those who follow Him. As a pastor, I loved to paint word
pictures so the congregation could better identify with the
sermon’s text, and have carried that love into the writing of
these episodes.
1Let's Homestead in Alaska!!
OneLet's Homestead in Alaska!!
His training included a unique type of shorthand ca-
pable of transcribing both German and Japanese. Once on
paper, dad recited the shorthand symbols to a person fluent
in the language who translated it into English if it contained
My mom and dad grew up in Phoenix, Arizona and
right after Pearl Harbor, dad enlisted in the signal corps.
Earl and Mary Combs - Wedding Picture
2 My Patchwork Childhood
information critical to the war effort.
But before he shipped oversees, he volunteered for a
special assignment to test the effectiveness of a nerve gas
recently developed for the military. Officers told the volun-
teers to don face masks and walk down into a shallow de-
pression where canisters would be opened remotely. At a
command, they were to remove their masks, take a breath,
put their masks back on and rejoin the group. When the cue
was given, many of the men died instantly. Dad barely sur-
vived with extensive lung damage. But five of his buddies
were not so fortunate.
After a lengthy recov-
ery, the army declared
dad unfit for active service
and issued an honorable
discharge with a monthly
disability check for eigh-
teen dollars and change.
His lungs required an
expectorant for the rest of
his life. To make matters Earl Combs in Uniform
worse, he smoked cigarettes like most men from the war era
3Let's Homestead in Alaska!!
During our first years in Alaska, his government pen-
sion was the only source of hard currency for paying bills.
Many folks encouraged dad to apply for a larger remittance.
But he steadfastly refused saying he was grateful for being
spared, and that the sacrifice was his small part of the war.
After his release, he went to work for the Southern
Pacific Railroad as a clerk. While there, he read in the Ari-
zona Republic newspaper about homesteading in Alaska
and was so intrigued, he shared it with his wife, Mary and
friends, Leo and June Nunley. Homesteading in the contig-
uous United States had long since ceased, and the idea of
owning 160 acres of free real estate seemed like an oppor-
tunity too inviting to pass up.
Initially, dad and Leo thought Homer, Alaska would
be a perfect place to settle down because, in addition to
farming, they could also fish in Kachemak Bay. Unfortu-
nately, Homer had no medical facilities, and the only way to
get there was by ferry from Seward. Even though the guys
promised their wives they could always return to Phoenix
“in a year” if things didn’t work out, mom and June insisted
on a more “civilized” location.
which took an additional toll on his health.
4 My Patchwork Childhood
They contacted a US Land Office and found open par-
cels in the Matanuska Valley. A hospital in nearby Palmer
satisfied their initial concerns. So, they filed a request for
two allotments.
Their homesteads, located about seven miles west of
the small village of Wasilla, would give them a chance to
start over. A 1912 amendment also reduced the time they
had to live on and improve their farms from five down to
three years before the property was theirs.
Sure, a few drawbacks existed: the nearest road to
their adjoining sites was about a mile away. Furthermore,
there would be no electricity, running water or sewer not to
mention snowfall began in September, and temperatures
dropped to thirty or forty below for days and weeks at a
time in the dead of winter.
Finally, they would need to build their own homes and
clear five acres for agricultural use. Spring breakup also ren-
dered the dirt roads virtually impassable. But hey—others
did it. So, it couldn’t be all that hard!!
The Alcan (an acronym for Alaska and Canada) had
been built by the Corp of Engineers and would not be avail-
able to the public until late 1947. So, they had time to pre-
5Let's Homestead in Alaska!!
pare and save for their new adventure.
At the conclusion of the war, all manner of items, no
longer needed oversees, flooded surplus depots. To con-
quer Alaska’s primitive highways, dad purchased a Burma
Jeep1 he called the Gismo, with a winch in front. The winch
pulled at the same rate as the lowest gear. Together with
4-wheel drive and a vehicle clearance of twenty-five inches,
the winch was an essential component to help extricate the
Jeep from most hopeless situations.
It was not the easiest truck to steer for these two “city
boys.” No power steering and the 4-speed manual transmis-
sion with a 2-speed transfer case was probably not synchro-
nized. So, dad and Leo had to double clutch for every shift to
June, Fred, Leo and Jane Nunley, and Mary, Earl and Bill Combs in front of their trailer and the Burma Jeep they called the Gismo.
6 My Patchwork Childhood
keep from grinding the gears. Furthermore, both gearshift
levers were positioned between the driver’s legs and the
6-cylinder, flathead, in-line engine extended into the cabin
making for cramped quarters. The short wheelbase provid-
ed an excellent turning radius but delivered a jarring ride.
And the Spartan folding “passenger” seat faced the driver.
Other purchases from military surplus: a trailer and
extra butane bottles for its built-in heater, a five-man army
tent, fold-up cots and cases of C-rations. The two families
also ordered “polar” clothing from the Sears and Roebuck
catalog: thermal underwear, insulated boots, wool pants/
slacks and shirts/blouses, heavy winter coats and mittens,
sleeping bags, cooking paraphernalia like Coleman stoves,
ovens and lanterns, inexpensive pots, pans, dishes, cups
and utensils, as well as axes, hatchets, shovels, hammers,
“Swede” saws, battery-powered radios and plenty of rope.
Dad visited the local post office and obtained the
address of the corresponding office in Wasilla. After a few
letter exchanges, the two couples secured addresses they
gave to family and friends prior to departure.
They had also amassed nearly $5,000 between
them—a considerable sum in 1947. They wired the money
7Let's Homestead in Alaska!!
to a bank in Palmer, Alaska requesting separate checkbooks
so they could more easily pay for services when they arrived.
Queries about conditions on the Alcan confirmed their
suspicions that the best time to leave would be mid-winter
when the roads in the Canadian territories would be blan-
keted with smoothly packed snow. Of course, it would also
be a challenging time to arrive at their new digs.
One final item on their agenda: contact the Arizona
Republic to record a blurb about their trip. The paper was
interested enough to send a photographer and a reporter
to document their upcoming journey. The article came out
two days before they left and proclaimed to friends and
relatives they were on their way to the Last Frontier. How-
ever, it was also seen by another family who would create
numerous headaches during their travels over the Alcan—a
subject in my next episode.
8 My Patchwork Childhood
9The Oil Can Highway
TwoThe Oil Can Highway
In the last chapter, I introduced you to my family and
their commitment, shortly after World War II, to travel from
Phoenix, Arizona to homestead in Alaska. They partnered
with their close friends, Leo and June Nunley, and pur-
chased numerous items from army surplus, including a Bur-
ma Jeep dad called the Gismo, and a trailer. The two fami-
lies also procured everything else they thought they would
need and that they could reasonably take with them.
Our adventure continues.
The Alcan (short for
Alaska-Canada) Highway1
had been constructed
through Canada by the Ar-
my Corp of Engineers2 but
did not open to the public
until late 1947. Road
conditions would be best
during the mid-winter
months when packed snow would make it smoother.
Bill Combs - Baby Picture
10 My Patchwork Childhood
The departure date of November 11, 1947, had finally
arrived. No one got much sleep the night before with all the
final good-byes and last-minute packing. Then, just as we
started to leave, a car arrived loaded with a family of five: a
couple I will call Joe and Sue since I never knew them, and
three preschool kids.
They had read the newspaper article telling of our
impending journey. The blurb also contained our address-
es—big mistake. Without any planning for an excursion of
this magnitude, the parents determined they also wanted
to homestead in Alaska and asked if they could follow us.
It was obvious they were ill prepared since the car
held all their belongings. What could dad and Leo say but to
grant them “permission.”
Dad also hoped the Burma Jeep’s top speed of 45 mph
might frustrate them as we traveled north, prompting them
to go on ahead at their own pace. His hopes soon evapo-
rated because their car followed us like a puppy. Moreover,
they mooched gas and food at every opportunity and, be-
cause of their kids, we grudgingly met their needs.
Our expedition from Phoenix to Dawson Creek, Cana-
da and the beginning of the Alcan took nearly two weeks,
11The Oil Can Highway
and was relatively uneventful except for a growing distaste
for Joe’s self-serving disposition.
Snow had been falling in the Yukon territory, provid-
ing a compacted surface for driving. However, their trek
through British Columbia was anything but smooth. The
1700 miles of the Alcan had been built in 1942 in just eight
months through some of the most difficult terrain and cli-
mate in North America3.
It was nicknamed the "Oil Can Highway" by the Corp of
Engineers because of all the oil cans strewn along its route.
Over 310 miles of switchbacks, blind curves, and “expedi-
ent” routes were eliminated by 2012, and the entire stretch
is now paved. But my family faced the old road in all its ug-
liness.
Manhandling the Gismo with a trailer in tow around
a steep, 25 percent grade on one of the switchbacks over
Steamboat Mountain, took its toll one afternoon when the
right front tire dug into the loose gravel at the edge of the
road. As dad tried to steer the Jeep back to solid ground, the
trailer jackknifed sending them careening toward the op-
posite side. Another correction, another jackknife, and the
trailer broke free rolling on its side—with us aboard!
12 My Patchwork Childhood
Luckily, it was a slow rollover in the soft gravel, and the
door to the trailer was facing up. Dad and Leo raced over,
climbed onto the side of the trailer, pried opened the door,
and found us all OK, though thoroughly shaken. There was
a gravel pit nearby, and with the temperature plummeting,
a bonfire soon lit up the sky and kept us warm through the
rest of the night. My first memories are of our small band
huddled around that cozy fire.
In the morning, the guys fastened the wench cable to
the side of the trailer, slowly righted it, hitched it to the Gis-
mo, and pulled it back onto the road. Regrettably, the acci-
dent separated portions of the trailer walls from its wheel-
base making it somewhat unsafe for further travel.
So, dad motored the approximately 46 miles back
to Fort Nelson to pick up roofing tar, heavy tarps, narrow
wooden boards, nails, tacks, and more food, while Leo
stayed behind to keep the bonfire stoked. Mom and June
spent the time while dad was gone rearranging the inside
of the trailer.
When dad returned, they folded the tarps into pan-
els to cover the lower sections of the trailer and the upper
portion of its base, heated the tar by the fire and slathered
13The Oil Can Highway
the hot tar all over the affected segments of the trailer while
smoothing the tarp bands into the tar before it cooled. Then
they secured the tarps with roofing tacks and boards the
length of the trailer. Unfortunately, this mishap added near-
ly a week’s time to make sure the trailer would stay together
over the rough roads.
Service stations along the highway were located
about 100 to 150 miles apart, making it necessary to gas
up at every one. They all sold food as well as fuel. But not all
included roadhouses with lodging and restaurant facilities.
Whenever we encountered the latter, we always stopped
for a “home-cooked” meal. Knowing we would always pull
in at every station, Joe soon decided to go on ahead of us.
One evening just after entering the Yukon territory, we
drove into a service station to find Joe’s car parked in front
of a roadhouse still running. Puzzled, dad looked inside and,
seeing the children slumped over in their seats, he quickly
yelled for help.
Everyone responded immediately. They pulled the
kids out of the car, reeking of exhaust fumes, and force-
walked them around the parking lot to bring them back to
consciousness.
14 My Patchwork Childhood
Once inside the roadhouse, they accosted Joe for leav-
ing his young family in the car while they ate. Joe turned
and rather matter-of-factly replied, “You can expect to lose
one or two on a trip like this.” Mom and dad had lost their
first child due to a miscarriage, and I had barely made it as
well. So, you can imagine how his comments sat with them.
Every night was now well below freezing. Sue and her
kids were invited to sleep in our trailer—which was already
cramped—instead of their car. Her children slept on the
floor, and she curled up in the door-well with her head on
the landing.
Of course, Joe was not too happy with this arrange-
ment, and every morning he flung the door open, tore off
the blanket from his sleeping wife and shouted, “Get me my
breakfast, woman!” My mother’s fuse grew a little shorter
each time it happened, but she said nothing.
Even though the propane heater kept the trailer warm,
the door-well was quite a bit cooler, and it wasn’t long be-
fore Sue came down with a cold. Mom didn’t want her con-
dition to worsen. So, dad ended up on the floor with me—
Sue and her kids slept in their bed—and mom curled up in
the door-well for the night.
15The Oil Can Highway
Suddenly, at first light, the trailer door flew open, Joe
ripped the blanket off the sleeping person in front of him
and bellowed, “Get me my breakfast, wo . . .” He terminated
his demand as soon as he realized the woman was not his
wife. Too late!
Mom had kept her clothes and shoes on to help her
stay warm. Grabbing the cheap broom they stored nearby,
she came boiling out of the trailer with fire in her eyes. She
sprinted after his hastily retreating form while screaming
every reprehensible expletive she could think of and beat-
ing him mercilessly until she broke the head off the broom.
A much chastened Joe always knocked politely on the
door of the trailer for the remainder of the journey.
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17Homesteaders-R-US Part One
ThreeHomesteaders-R-US
Part One
In the last chapter, I shared how we journeyed over the
Alcan during winter, the best time of the year to travel this
unpredictable new highway. Unfortunately, the farewell
article in the Arizona newspaper caught the attention of a
couple with three preschool kids who wanted to tag along.
Our adventure continues.
Shortly after we crossed the border into Alaska and
were on our way to Tok (pronounced Toke), Joe informed
dad and Leo that he and his family wanted to head back to
Young Bill Combs - Phoenix
I referred to those
parents as Joe and Sue
since I never knew them.
In addition to being
totally unprepared for
such an undertaking, Joe’s
obstreperous disposi-
tion tried the patience of
everyone.
18 My Patchwork Childhood
Phoenix. His wife and kids slept with us in our warm trailer
while he remained in his car. Apparently, sleeping alone ev-
ery night in sub-zero temperatures as we passed through
the Yukon territory dampened his enthusiasm for home-
steading in Alaska. Dad gave him $100 and wished them
well—relieved that they wouldn’t be a further burden.
From Tok, one could continue on to Fairbanks, or turn
toward Anchorage. We headed south through Glennallen,
Palmer, and arrived in Wasilla on December 23rd, 1947.
Wasilla was the nearest village to our homesteads
where, according to the locals, 108 souls resided counting
dogs and chickens. It had been established with a train
A 3X5 postcard mom and dad picked up at the roadhouse when they arrived in Wasilla to send back to family in Phoenix. This shows main street and the railroad crossing. Teeland’s store is the large building on the right. The road to the right leads to Palmer.
19Homesteaders-R-US Part One
station to support the gold and coal mines in the nearby
Talkeetna mountain range. Walt and Vivian Teeland’s Coun-
try Store1 was the hub of daily life. Down a boardwalk from
Teeland’s, the Roadhouse offered meals and a place to stay.
Farther up, a small post office provided a link to the out-
side world and a few more steps brought you to a log cabin
Grange Hall, the focal point of many social functions.
The local bar was situated across the street from Tee-
land’s, and up from there, Rose and Oscar Johnson built a
sauna where people also held meetings. A few streets be-
hind the bar, the Presbyterian church and school house
served the families in the region.
After parking in front of the roadhouse, we dragged
our weary bodies inside, grateful that our journey from
Phoenix was finally over. We stayed at the roadhouse until
Leo found a contractor with a Caterpillar D8 bulldozer2 who
could construct a right-of-way into his property. (My first
memories of Alaska: walking behind that huge machine as
it cleared a mile-long driveway from Hayfield Road.)
Cottonwood Creek bordered our two allotments. After
the driveway was finished and the Nunley's had settled in
for the night in the trailer, the three of us went for a walk
20 My Patchwork Childhood
to take a closer look at our new digs. A full moon lit up
the frost crystals covering the trees and the ice diamonds
in the snow so much there was little need for a flashlight.
Following a path across the frozen creek where the ice was
white and not clear, we soon approached a clearing about
two hundred yards away. We could just make out several
dark forms bedded down in the open space when sudden-
ly three moose sprang to their feet and disappeared into
the surrounding forest. Mom gasped in amazement and
exclaimed with tears in her eyes, “That is where I want our
house!”
Leo wanted to use the majority of his remaining funds
to develop his required five acres to fulfill the homestead
act. A log cabin3 would keep his home-building costs down,
and plenty of spruce trees on his parcel were well-suited for
this type of structure.
But a log cabin was not what mom envisioned in the
clearing where she had seen the moose. She wanted our
home designed with lumber. So, we decided to erect the
log cabin first during the spring and summer of 1948. We
stayed in the trailer, and the Nunley's lived in the five-man
army tent.
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As soon as spring breakup ended, dad and Leo started
felling enough spruce trees to satisfy the design specifica-
tions in the log cabin construction manual they checked
out from the library in Palmer. One especially sunny day
found the crew in a small meadow near the driveway and
only about a hundred yards from the trailer. While mom
and June fixed lunch, dad stationed Jane and me at the far
end of the meadow out of danger. Fred was old enough to
be nearer where the guys were Swede-sawing their way
through another spruce tree.
My Encounter with a Spruce TreeJust as the trunk started to crack, mom and June came
back with lunch. From their perspective, Jane and I ap-
peared to be standing too close to the falling tree. So, they
yelled frantically for us to come running—and, of course,
we did—right under the tree’s downward trajectory. The
tree had already begun to sway. But, dad and Leo pushed
back on the trunk with all their might, hoping to slow the
inevitable—even for a moment. All too soon, though, they
had to step back and let the tree fall.
Meanwhile, Jane and I kept running as rapidly as our
little legs could take us. Then: KAA—W-U-M-P. Jane was
22 My Patchwork Childhood
more than a year older than me. So she ran faster and es-
caped all but a swipe from a few spruce needles. For me—a
small branch clipped the side of my right temple, tore open
my scalp, and cracked my skull, leaving me unconscious
with blood all over my face.
Dad was there in an instant, checking to see if I was
trapped under any other limbs. Fortunately, I was fast
enough to run well past the main trunk, and the only dam-
age was to my head. Both men had received emergency
first-aid training in the army. So they knew not to relocate
me until they were sure my neck wasn't broken.
began asking questions: “Can you wiggle your fingers and
Me with my bandaged head.
Mom and June raced
back to the trailer for a
pan of water, towels and
wash cloths, and the
all-important first aid
kit. I eventually regained
consciousness enough to
realize dad was holding
my head and encouraging
me not to move. Then, he
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My responses were all normal. So, dad asked me to
slowly turn my head—again, no issues with movement.
Then, he gently picked me up, and cradling me in his arms,
transported me to the driveway where he sat me down on
a berm.
The ladies returned, relieved that I seemed to be OK.
Mom gingerly washed the blood off my face except for the
immediate injury area. Dad cut small strips of medical tape,
and while mom dried the skin on either side of the lesion,
he used the tape to close the wound. A quick trip to the
hospital in Palmer confirmed that my encounter with the
spruce tree had inflicted a slight concussion and little more.
Palmer hospital in 1947 when we arrived in Alaska. The log cabin hospital had burned down. A colony house and Quonset hut were hastily erected to serve the surrounding communities. Courtesy of the Palmer Historical Society Colony House Museum.
toes? What is your name? Can you follow my fingers with
your eyes—and how many fingers can you see?”
24 My Patchwork Childhood
A Log Cabin for the Nunley'sLeo rented a draft horse, harness, and chains from Bar-
ry’s farm on the other side of Wasilla. Then, with all the trees
down, cut to length and peeled, dad led the horse to our lo-
cation while Leo hauled the gear and enough hay and grain
for the animal in the Gismo. They spent the next few weeks
yarding timbers out of the woods to the home site, and re-
turning the horse and gear.
I don’t remember much about how the cabin went to-
gether—just a lot of notches cut in the ends of logs; hoist-
ing them into place, and caulking the cracks. But by late
summer, the Nunley’s had a place to stay complete with a
barrel wood stove4 to keep them warm.
A spring erupted out of the hillside just down from
Leo’s home and flowed so plentifully that it remained open
through most of the winter. A new rock bed and sides made
it easier to extract water without disturbing the sediment.
One of my jobs: retrieving the best water I have ever tasted
for our consumption.
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Here I am holding my Teddy bear next to the log cabin.
Here I am on my rocking horse next to the log cabin.
26 My Patchwork Childhood
Grandpa even made me a swing.
After my mishap with the spruce tree, Grandpa decided to come up from Phoenix and help keep me occupied. Here we are cutting firewood for the winter.
27Homesteaders-R-US Part Two
FourHomesteaders-R-US
Part Two
During the winter of 1948, dad hired the Caterpillar D8
bulldozer operator to extend the driveway from Leo’s house
to our home; clear three, five-acre fields; dig a shallow pit
for a root cellar, and build up the road on either side of Cot-
tonwood Creek for a bridge. Dad also purchased two, fif-
teen-foot railroad track rails from a surplus yard to span the
stream so he wouldn’t have to put any pilings in the middle.
In my last episode, I
shared how we arrived
in Wasilla and built a log
cabin for the Nunley's.
Now it was our turn to
create a nest in the wil-
derness.
Our adventure con-
tinues.Bill Combs in the clearing where the moose had bedded down.
28 My Patchwork Childhood
First, a BridgeAfter spring breakup, dad had the rails delivered and
set in place about a foot wider than the wheel base of
the Gismo. Crossways on top of the rails, he and Leo laid
4"x12"x8' planks about three inches apart to make a bridge
deck. Next, they positioned 2"x12"x16' boards—two for
each tire track— and nailed them to the deck. Afterwards,
they leveled the on ramps for easy access.
Next, a WellWith the bridge in place, all manner of materials could
be delivered. Before the construction of our home began,
we had to dig a well under where the kitchen sink would be
located. Since our site was only a few feet above the creek,
we found more than enough water with a shallow well. A
six-inch sewer pipe served as the casing for the 1-1/4 inch
galvanized pipe for a pitcher pump1 at the sink.
Then, our HouseOur delivered building material included used 7”x9”x8’
Creosote-treated railroad ties and concrete blocks. Dad dug
the holes at four-foot intervals deeper than the frost line so
the posts would not be affected by the changing weather
conditions. He positioned a block at the bottom of each
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hole and placed a post cut from the ties on top of the block.
Next, he filled gravel in around the post and tamped earth
around it at ground level. Dad and Leo fastened railroad ties
with spikes to the posts to serve as stringers to complete
the foundation.
Then, they attached
2"x12" floor joists to the
ties with angle braces
and covered them with
shiplap2 as a subfloor. My
job: helping Fred bring
nails and boards to dad
and Leo.
2"x4" stud wall Chow time for the building crew.
frames were next; more shiplap exterior siding; rafter assem-
blies; insulation; doors and windows; and a plywood-cov-
ered-with-tarpaper roof. They overlaid the inside of the wall
studs and ceiling joists with Celotex sheeting painted white,
and because mom wanted hardwood floors, dad installed
bead-board3 throughout—the only “hardwood” he could
afford. A 55-gallon barrel wood stove provided heating for
the house.
30 My Patchwork Childhood
Since we did not have electricity yet, dad fastened
hooks at various locations in the ceiling to hang Colman
lanterns4 for nighttime illumination. We purchased a lot of
white gas for our Colman implements, and there was a side
benefit to buying in bulk. Two, five-gallon Blazo white gas
cans came in a wooden crate with a wooden divider. These
boxes, mounted to the ceiling in the kitchen, made suitable
cabinets especially with a cloth curtain to keep out the dust.
Dad mounted a pitcher pump beside the sink with a
five-gallon bucket underneath to capture the effluent and
hooked it up to the well—our version of indoor plumb-
ing. Dad constructed counter tops under the cabinets and
rounded out the kitchen decor with a Coleman camp stove5
and oven6 for cooking.
Finally, a Root CellarWith the house in order, we hurried to finish the root
cellar7 before snow fall. It was literally a log cabin partially
underground: logs on edge for walls; a 2"x12" treated plate
along the top to anchor the cross-beam timbers, covered
with tar paper to delay rotting; hooks for hanging cabbag-
es; sawdust bins to keep root vegetables; shelves for canned
goods and sacks of potatoes; a double-layer shiplap entry
31Homesteaders-R-US Part Two
door filled with sawdust for insulation, and a trap door lead-
ing down steps to the entry door. Once completed, we en-
closed the cellar with earth so its contents wouldn’t freeze
in the winter and remain cool during the summer.
To celebrate our new digs, dad ordered a watermel-
on from Teeland’s country store. It was more than a bit
pricey—a dollar a pound—and we ate everything but the
seeds. It was a surprise and a blessing for mom who missed
some of the nicer things she enjoyed in Phoenix.
Electricity Would Be NiceOf course, like any family, we wanted electricity. But
since we lived out in the “boonies,” the Rural Electric Associ-
ation (REA) said we were low on their list—unless we agreed
to slash a lane along the road to our homes. If we complied,
they would install the poles and hook us up more quickly.
Bill and Ila (ila) Senske’s house—the closest home with
electricity—was over four miles away. Dad and Leo accept-
ed REA’s terms, and we began the arduous undertaking in
1950 right after they marked the course with white flags.
The right-of-way had to be wide enough to accommodate
trucks and a tractor with a post-hole digging attachment.
All the tree and shrub trunks had to be cut no more than
32 My Patchwork Childhood
a few inches above the ground. We stacked logs alongside
the route so as not to hinder their vehicles. And a path from
the road had to be created every mile or so to facilitate easy
access to the right-of-way.
It was backbreaking work, done largely with Swede
saws and axes. Our one saving grace: the wench on the Gis-
mo. Using a pulley attached to a tree trunk just outside the
right-of- way, Leo would wrap the Jeep's cable around a log
so the Gismo could yard it to the side. Of course, Fred and I
were conscripted to haul branches.
Lunch was always a welcomed break, and the long
Alaskan summer days gave us more time to finish before
snowfall in September. What seemed at first to be an insur-
mountable task was completed in time, and the REA prom-
ised they would connect us the next year.
Mama Kills a “Goose” Mom could not drive the Gismo. So, dad bought an
army surplus Jeep8 so the two of them could get around
much easier. It came equipped with a starter and a manual
crank if the battery went dead.
One late summer day, mom drove the Jeep to visit the
Lemon’s a couple of miles away. August is the rainy season
33Homesteaders-R-US Part Two
in the valley and there was shallow, standing water on the
road near their house. A bird that looked like a goose to
mom appeared to be stranded at the edge in the grass.
“I killed a goose on the way to Lemon’s," she proudly
proclaimed holding it up for all to see. Dad looked at it and
gently told her he thought it was a loon and not a goose.
But to make sure, he drove mom, me and the bird over to
the Senske’s.
Once there, Ila confirmed it was indeed a loon, winked
at dad and mentioned she knew a recipe for cooking a loon.
She asked if we had a pressure cooker and an old boot. Puz-
zled, mom said yes—and Ila continued.
“Pluck and prepare the loon like you would a goose.
Boil it and the boot in the cooker for 5 hours. When the
It must have been
hit by a passing car, she
thought. Grabbing the
crank out of the back of
the Jeep, she ran the bird
down and beat the poor
thing to death. She threw Dad relaxing in their new Jeep.
it in the Jeep and raced home to show off her prize.
34 My Patchwork Childhood
cooker cools, open it, throw away the loon and eat the boot.”
Mom was not amused.
EpilogueThe loon likely mistook the shallow, standing water on
the road for a pond and landed. Loons are capable swim-
mers, divers, and flyers. But they cannot take off on land,
needing an extended stretch of deeper water to become
airborne. Because their legs are so far back on their body,
they can hardly walk. So, it was not hard for mom to catch
this hapless bird. Had she not killed it, its demise from an-
other predator was inevitable.
Unlike ducks and geese that feed on vegetation, loons
consume a diet mostly of fish, frogs, snails, salamanders and
leeches9 giving their rather bony flesh a distinctive fishy
taste. Although they are protected in most states, they were
once hunted when other more preferred migratory fowl
were unavailable. And their unsavory reputation proliferat-
ed a host of loon recipes as jokes about these magnificent
icons of the north woods. Here are links to two other loon
recipes10.
35Our Three-Holer
FiveOur Three-Holer
(An excerpt from my new bookWho Told You That You Were Naked?)
from a flashlight was on
our homestead in Alaska
at age six. Our family’s
modern conveniences
were only two: Coleman
lanterns and an indoor
pitcher pump.
The three-holer be-
hind our house, however,
was the envy of our
neighbors. My grandpa built it even before our house was
complete. He was a large, friendly man, intensely proud that
we had journeyed over the Alcan highway from Phoenix to
the Matanuska Valley shortly after World War II to try our
hand at farming. No unisex, one-size-fits-all outhouse for
his daughter’s family! Only a well-designed, ergonomically
Bill Combs at our homestead.
My first encounter with light as more than illumination
36 My Patchwork Childhood
Grandpa constructed the walls from bark-edged
boards, the first cuts from logs at the mill. This lumber kept
the cost of the project down and contributed to the rustic,
country appearance he was after. A tar paper roof enhanced
its rural ambiance, and he fitted the inside of the door with
a brass hook for extra privacy.
Next, he lavished his loving attention on the structure’s
interior, sanding the sides and top of the furniture-grade fir
throne to a smooth, satin finish. An ample book rack and
toilet paper dispenser adorned each end—along with ac-
commodations for papa bear, mama bear, and me.
As the only lefty in the family, my little aperture was lo-
cated on the left side nearer the front edge and came com-
plete with a built-in footstool so my legs wouldn’t dangle
over the side.
Grandpa finished the privy before we had electricity,
so it had no light bulbs or heat—minor inconveniences
during Alaska’s long summer days. But in the dead of win-
ter, after he had flown back to Arizona, the darkness and
sub-zero weather severely limited our outside reading.
engineered masterpiece providing years of trouble-free ser-
vice would do.
37Our Three-Holer
The bitter cold did not hamper my nightly treks out-
doors so much as the uneasy feeling the long nights creat-
ed in me. I carried a small penlight just powerful enough to
brighten the path immediately in front of my feet. On most
occasions, the snow reflected the moonlight and stars, but I
could also make out the shadowy forms of the trees around
the house. It didn’t take much imagination to hear and see
all manner of foreboding creatures lurking at the edge of
the woods!
I remember one night, slipping out of my warm bed
and into my wool coat, knit cap, canvas mukluks1, and mit-
tens. The crisp air bit at my nose and face as I ventured
out the back door. With clear sky and no moon, the stars
reached right down to the cold snow. My senses soon be-
came accustomed to the night and I was sure I could detect
something crashing through the forest in the distance.
I was just a few steps from the house when large, fresh
moose tracks confronted me! The night seemed to close in
on my pounding heart as I reconsidered my outing. Sure-
ly the beast would not attack me in the three-holer, so I
flashed my trembling light ahead of me and hurried on.
Once inside, I listened so hard for evil noises I hardly
38 My Patchwork Childhood
noticed the occasional glimmer filtering through the cracks
in the walls. With my business finished, I pulled up my “jam-
mies” and cautiously stepped outside into . . . a breathtaking
wonderland. From out of nowhere, a spectacular display of
the northern lights2 set the night sky ablaze.
Huge folds of colored brilliance whipped and arced
across the heavens as if dancing to an unseen choreogra-
pher’s directives. At times, the hues became so intense the
frost crystals covering the trees and the ice diamonds in the
snow sparkled with undulating shades of yellow-green, red,
and purple.
This drama so illuminated the surrounding landscape
Moose often came right up close to our home. In the foreground, my new Schwinn bicycle.
39Our Three-Holer
that I forgot to turn on my flashlight. Gone was the fear the
tracks had elicited earlier, and in its place came a beckoning
to stay and participate in the dance.
I do not know how
long I stood there sway-
ing with the silent music
and marveling at its
majesty. Eventually, I
returned to the house and
answered Mom’s concern
for my lengthy absence.
What a difference be-
tween a tiny penlight and
the splendor of the Mom and me at our homestead.
aurora borealis! My trusty possession was totally predict-
able. It came on at my bidding and, as long as I changed
the batteries, kept my immediate horizon from playing too
many tricks on me. It also focused on precisely those things
in which I was interested, but its paltry beam restricted the
scope of my world. The trees and snow drifts did not change
with the setting of the sun, but my perception of them defi-
nitely did. My artificial candle outlined more shadows
40 My Patchwork Childhood
Just as a Hebrew day is defined as a period of dark-
ness followed by a period of light, the Old Testament is
sometimes viewed as a shadow of the truth revealed in the
Gospels. We are tempted to skip through this extended in-
troduction to rejoice in God’s love and forgiveness in Jesus
Christ.
Like stepping out into the Alaskan winter night, I have
often directed my controlled beam of spiritual illumination
at those early pages, hoping to better understand the God
I could not see. Each time I retraced my careful footprints
from the litany of creation through Malachi, I found myself
longing to walk with God as Adam and Moses did. Their
light was not the Sonshine of the New Testament, but an
Aurora in Excelsis Deo nonetheless!
Then quite unexpectedly, a different kind of brass
hook unlatched and an old wooden door slowly creaked
open in my mind. I heard the words, “Who told you that you
were naked?” as though I had been there on that tumultu-
ous afternoon with our great, great, great . . . great, great
grandparents.
than reality and left me wrestling with images I could not
perceive.
41Our Three-Holer
It is said the genesis of all biblical revelation has its
roots in the first book of the Bible. My knowledge of sin, sal-
vation, and faith had been largely shaped through the lens
of the New Testament. Standing in the garden that day, as it
were, brought a much deeper understanding of these criti-
cal building blocks.
How I "Helped" Mom's RoseMom loved roses. In Phoenix, they graced walkways
and patios to brighten nearly every home. Native wild ros-
es flourished on our homestead, and I relished eating their
ripe rose hips. But these delicate pink flowers didn’t keep
their petals very long, and their radiance paled in compari-
son to the ones mom grew up with in Arizona.
Alaska’s brutal winter environment devastated most
cultivated varieties, especially in the late 1940’s. However,
dad managed to find a hardy strain and purchased one for
mom. She planted it outside our front door as soon as the
weather improved, and we all waited eagerly to witness its
first blooms.
Mom’s new acquisition fascinated me because I was
too young when we left Phoenix to appreciate their roses.
Every morning, I retreated to our porch to study each new
42 My Patchwork Childhood
development. First, the leaves, then the buds, and then the
buds started to swell. But it looked like even the biggest one
would never open, and when its petals began to separate
from their tight configuration, I grew more impatient with
the slow advancement.
So, I decided to “assist” by pulling its petals apart ever
so gently each day—hoping to hasten its progress. But my
efforts didn’t seem to help much, and after a while, I started
leaving the house by the back door with dad to work in the
fields.
Then, about two weeks later, I remembered to check
on the rose again and found it covered with beautiful red
roses—radiant all except one—the one I had “helped.” It
was in full bloom, and its color was every bit as bright as the
rest of its neighbors. But its outer petals were gnarled and
misshapen and stood as a stark reminder that my interces-
sion had inadvertently kept it from achieving its ultimate
splendor.
I drew a picture of the bush and sent it as a gift to dad’s
mom. I never forgot the life lesson I learned that spring
“helping” mom’s rose, and was reminded of it many de-
cades later when I saw my faded drawing hanging on a wall
43Our Three-Holer
in gramma’s bedroom.
The drawing I made of mom’s rose bush. I took a picture of it at gramma’s home and enhanced it with Photoshop. You can tell I was much more interested in the flowers than in the leaves.
44 My Patchwork Childhood
45Phoenix Seeds For an Alaskan Farm
SixPhoenix Seeds
For an Alaskan Farm
Now, with the spring of 1951 approaching, dad pur-
chased a Ford Ferguson tractor1. Attachments includ-
ed a two-bottom plow2, a harrow3, a cargo box, a small,
rear-mounted grader blade4 for smoothing the driveway
out to the main road, and a small, circular saw mill5 for cut-
Bill and John Combs
electricity.
operator to clear three,
five-acre tracts near our
house and push the trees
and stumps into two
windrows dividing them.
Those areas remained
fallow for two years while
we built our house and
slashed a right-of-way for
the REA to install
During the winter of 1948, dad hired the bulldozer
46 My Patchwork Childhood
ting firewood.
Even though the tree stumps had been cleared, the
three fields still contained numerous roots large and small–
all of which needed to be extracted before plowing began.
The two-year hiatus turned out to be a blessing because the
smaller roots came out easily when pulled up by hand. Dad
and I removed the rest one at a time with either the tractor
or the wench on the Gismo.
Dad decided to prepare the field directly in front of
our home for a vegetable garden while it was still spring.
We readied the other parcels later that summer. Speaking
of vegetables, dad asked his mother in Phoenix to send
him a seed catalog while we waited for the breakup to end.
He and mom perused the entries and picked crops they
thought would sell well in Wasilla and Palmer.
The first plowing was arduous because the tractor kept
finding hidden roots. The ground was eventually ready and
we staked out rows for the seeds dad ordered. The length-
ening summer day rewarded our efforts as row upon row
of green shoots turned into young plants. Of course, there
was always weeding—a minor inconvenience watching our
new crops flourish in the extended sunshine.
47Phoenix Seeds For an Alaskan Farm
Unhappily, what started out well didn’t end up quite
as planned. The carrots did fine. But the cabbages, broccoli,
and cauliflower didn’t mature like the pictures on the seed
packages. Puzzled, mom and dad asked Ila (ila) and Bill Sen-
ske what they thought went wrong.
Our quandary stymied them at first until dad men-
tioned he received the seeds through a catalog. “Did it
come from Phoenix?” Bill asked. “Yes,” replied dad. “Well, I am
afraid that is the reason for your poor showing. That catalog
contains codes to help the seed company know where in
the country their seeds will be planted. You bought seeds
for your farm that were designed to grow well in Arizona.”
We sold most of the carrots. However, there was on-
ly so much room in our root cellar for immature heads of
cabbage, broccoli, Brussels sprout stocks and cauliflower.
The rest stayed in the field and fed the moose that winter.
We didn’t lack for food: moose meat, trout and salmon from
Cottonwood Creek, vegetables from our estate, and wild
currant jelly.
Communal Shopping
During Spring BreakupI have mentioned before that the breakup offered its
48 My Patchwork Childhood
own set of challenges. The rapidly melting snow and em-
bedded frost turned our dirt roads into ugly stretches of ax-
le-deep mud making them practically impassable for sev-
eral weeks at a time. Our one saving grace: the Gismo with
its winch on the front to extricate us from any predicament.
So, when we and the Nunley’s went grocery shopping
during breakup, we always stopped to pick up our neigh-
bors on the way to town. Of course, those same folks always
invited us all in for a bite to eat on the return trip, and it
often took days to get all the way back home.
John is Born “Outside”Mom endured another miscarriage after we arrived in
Alaska, and when she became pregnant again in 1951, she
insisted on returning to Phoenix where the medical facili-
ties were not so primitive. So, mom and I flew “outside” in
December to stay with her brother Harvey and his wife Dor-
othy until John was born in early January.
After we left, dad walled off one part of the house and
made two bedrooms for John and me. Next, he built a “mas-
ter bedroom” between our rooms and the kitchen. Then, he
moved the barrel wood stove out to an addition at the other
end of the house, created a bathroom and installed a toilet
49Phoenix Seeds For an Alaskan Farm
and shower. Of course, he waited to hook them up until af-
ter he dug another well under the house and designed a
septic drain field6 so we could have indoor plumbing.
No Green ThumbOur farming successes in 1952 didn’t fare much better
than the year before. Since he was working full time at the
experimental station, dad decided to develop only a small
patch of vegetables and devote most of the clearing in front
of our home to potatoes. We obtained several sacks of seed
potatoes7 in Palmer, cut them in quarters so that each piece
had only one or two eyes, dipped them in a yellow treat-
ment solution to ward off fungal rot and planted them in
hilled rows. Once again, the plants came up as expected.
Mom, John, and Bill with Aunt Dorothy in the background.
In the meantime,
dad went to work for the
agricultural experimental
station near Palmer. And
when mom and I returned
to Alaska with John, we all
moved into an apartment
at the compound until
dad finished the improvements on our homestead.
50 My Patchwork Childhood
Unfortunately, when we harvested the potatoes, they were
not much larger than golf balls.
The culprit this time: lack of nutrients. Dad mistakenly
thought our virgin property could support several seasons
before he needed to add fertilizer. All the information he
read about farming in the lower forty-eight states said so.
Our severe winters meant it took a long time to convert veg-
etation into usable plant food. The previous crop depleted
our poor soil to the point where the vines had little left to
feed their tubers. So once again, we and our neighbors had
plenty of nourishment for the winter—this time in the form
of baby potatoes.
Boat EggsSo, maybe we weren’t the most astute farmers at grow-
ing crops in Alaska. There was one glaring need that seemed
to jump out at mom and dad every time they bought gro-
ceries—fresh eggs. Those for sale in Wasilla and Palmer had
been shipped up by barge from Seattle and were more than
a month old. Needless to say, to a person from Phoenix, their
unpleasant odor and taste made them almost unpalatable.
And when fried in a skillet, the whites ran to the edge of the
pan, and the yoke flattened to almost the same height as
51Phoenix Seeds For an Alaskan Farm
the whites. Moreover, the stores charged a dollar for each
dozen of these specimens—a huge price at the time.
One hundred chickens might reasonably produce
three dozen fresh eggs a day amounting to around ninety
per month. Surely it would cost no more than half of our
sales to provide food for the birds, and we cut enough
wood for free to keep them warm in the winter.
So, we embarked on a new adventure. First, dad or-
dered building material and enough chicken wire to en-
close a bird run for them to live outside most of the day
during the spring, summer and early fall. Next, we built a
simple coop with nest boxes and roosting poles and a stor-
age room for feed and egg shell supplement. Finally, dad
purchased enough chicks to ensure we would have at least
100 hens, and we nurtured them with all the excitement
and expectation we lavished on our other projects.
When the hens started laying, we carried the eggs to
the house, washed and candled them to make sure they
did not contain any blood spots, and then put them in egg
cartons. Teeland’s in Wasilla and a grocery market in Palmer
agreed to try them. So, we took our first consignment in and
eagerly awaited our anticipated payment.
52 My Patchwork Childhood
However, when we delivered the next batch, the
manager told us they had received numerous complaints.
From mom’s perspective, ours mirrored the ones she
shopped for in Phoenix. But for our Alaskan customers who
grew up on boat eggs, ours had no flavor or aroma. They
even acted weird when cracked into a frying pan. Their
whites stood up instead of running to the edge, and the
yokes looked just like eyes staring back at the person trying
to eat them. Had we marketed poultry for meat, we might
have been able to sell the birds. Regrettably, these were lay-
ing hens and way too skinny. So, we ate eggs and chickens
for the rest of the year.
53The Wasilla Follies
SevenThe Wasilla Follies
The local bar, located across the street from Teeland’s
Country Store, held dances nearly every weekend. With
no rules in those days for minors in establishments serv-
ing liquor, everyone was invited—kids included—because
babysitting was out of the question. The dance area accom-
modated twenty or more couples. An upright piano and a
record player for 45 and 78 RPM vinyl records supplied the
Bill, the fisherman with a spring rainbow trout.
our ten-party telephone
lines functioned like a
reality show with us as the
entertainment since our
neighbors always listened
in. With little diversion at
home, community activi-
ties became an important
part of Wasilla’s social
fabric.
In the fifties, few families had television sets. Moreover,
54 My Patchwork Childhood
music for polkas1, schottisches2, waltzes, and foxtrots3. And
kids of all ages actively participated with the adults. Parents
cared for their infants, and everyone went home by eleven.
The FolliesFor several winters, the locals sponsored their version
of the Ziegfeld Follies4 at the Grange Hall complete with a
chorus line and vaudeville5 skits. Here are a few of the many
scheduled acts.
After a short intermission, the curtain was drawn back
to reveal a bar scene where dad portrayed this poor way-
ward lass as shown in my second photo. Other "ladies of the
Dad lip-singing a Beatrice Kay song.
lip-singing “She’s More To Be Pitied Than Censored” while
Beatrice Kay’s recording6 played behind him.
Men dressed as
ladies performed most of
the singing and dancing
and dad was no excep-
tion. I have included sev-
eral pictures of dad in the
follies. The first one shows
him in a dress standing at
a microphone and
55The Wasilla Follies
children in attendance. With burlesque music in the back-
ground, and whooping and hollering from the spectators,
Carl first discarded a shawl followed by a dress, a skirt, a
blouse and finally a bra. Next, he playfully tore off baby
bottle nipples he had taped to his hairy chest and threw
them into the gathering. As a finale, he grabbed his wig and
Dad as the poor wayward lass.
night” are depicted in the
third photograph below.
Then, Carl Paulson
came on and impersonat-
ed a strip-tease artist7. Of
course, he only stripped
down to a pink tutu out of
consideration for the
Dad liked to have fun. That's him on the right.
56 My Patchwork Childhood
tossed it into the air.
While Carl did his thing, a crew set up the next act be-
hind the curtain—a medical procedure by a quack doctor.
The stage consisted of an “operating table” with plywood
in front of it to block the audience’s view. Under the table:
several items such as a tin can, a brush, a small pan and a
jar had been tied to a chord. Surgical equipment included
a wooden mallet, a small piece of firewood, a hefty knife, a
small pitcher of water, and a potato sack needle with a long
string through its eye. A powerful flood light was stationed
behind where the action would soon take place.
When the skit started, an announcer came out
in front to inform everyone that during the previous per-
formance, a member of the cast had gotten very sick and
needed an immediate operation to save his life. With the
actors standing behind the curtain, the light was turned on.
All the audience witnessed were silhouette images of the
participants.
The spoof opened with the doctor and his assistant
behind the table. A man staggered in, bent over and howl-
ing in pain that something was terribly wrong with his belly.
The physician quickly surmised he needed surgery immedi-
57The Wasilla Follies
ately to save his life. So, the patient got on the table, and the
nurse administered a knockout anesthesia with the mallet.
(She actually struck a chunk of firewood located next to his
head.)
As soon as the victim stopped shuddering from the
blow, the doctor made an incision across the patient’s mid-
section with the knife—and, from the audience’s silhouette
perspective, he reached in and began pulling out the chord
with the can, brush, and other paraphernalia attached to it.
He kept up a constant chatter with his assistant, dramatiz-
ing the gravity of each new discovery.
After removing the impediments, the doctor asked
for a needle and thread and proceeded to stitch up the
wound. Once the laceration was closed, his nurse doused
the poor chap with the pitcher of water. The patient sat up,
thanking everyone for saving his life. Afterward, they all
came out from behind the curtain and bowed low to the
delight of those in attendance.
Next, Ted Mumson and Glen Barnes, who both worked
for the Alaska Railroad, Ernie Line, the high school superin-
tendent, and John Blissard, teacher, took the stage. They re-
galed the audience with several rousing barbershop quar-
58 My Patchwork Childhood
tet numbers dressed in traditional red striped vests, straw
hats, arm garters, canes, bow ties and handlebar mustaches.
As a final vaudeville act, dad had one more treat for the
onlookers. A stagehand erected a huge sign in front of the
curtain which read: “You Are About To Observe Something
You Have Never Seen Before And Will Never See Again.” Dad
strolled out onto the stage and assumed the posture of an
academic scholar. He began by telling them the object he
was about to reveal had likely originated in Argentina or
Bolivia and had been passed down through many gener-
ations, ending up in one of the southern states. His exposi-
tion lasted at least five minutes before he asked the crowd if
they wanted to witness this unique article.
The kids were especially eager. So dad inserted his
right hand into his pants pocket and pulled out a peanut in
the shell. He carefully showed it to everyone. Then, he broke
open the shell and held up one of the peanuts declaring,
“You have never before seen this particular peanut.” Pop-
ping it into his mouth and slowly eating it, he went on to
say, “Furthermore, you will never ever see it again.”
The Other Side of the TreeDad taught me a valuable lesson while we were walk-
59The Wasilla Follies
ing along Cottonwood Creek by our home that has served
me well over the years. During our walk, he asked me to
look at a tree in front of us and tell him what I observed. I
briefly described it, and we continued. Later, we returned by
the same path, and he asked me to examine the tree again.
This time, I saw a large burl8 on its trunk and defined it in
great detail.
Then he said, “When you face difficult challenges in
life, it is sometimes best to approach them from the oppo-
site way most folks are taking because in doing so, you will
discover critical clues they have missed.”
Finding the RoadEach year during the summer, the Civil Engineering
department at the University of Alaska, Fairbanks deployed
several teams of professors so their student engineers could
gain hands-on experience charting the path for a highway.
They started with existing roads to make the exercise easier.
Their assignment was simple: find the road using on-
ly their survey tools and maps to make sure the route was
where their instruments said it should be. After becoming
proficient at this task, they graduated to virgin trails through
the wilderness where trees and other obstacles presented
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more real-world situations.
For some reason, the road just outside Wasilla leading
to our homestead became a favorite target for these “be-
ginner” crews, and dad grew to relish their visits. He knew
the person holding the leveling rod9 while his colleague
worked the transit level10 would be one of the newest mem-
bers of the team.
One day, we drove into town to pick up a shipment
from the train depot with the truck we had recently pur-
chased. There in the roadway ahead of us was one of these
work gangs. Dad turned to me and grinned as he pulled up
alongside the student holding the leveling rod.
Rolling down his window, he asked innocently,
“Whatcha doin?” “We’re trying to find the road sir,” replied
the young man. Dad leaned out and with all the solemnity
of a wise sage imparting eternal wisdom to the next gener-
ation, he intoned, “Son, you are standing right in the middle
of it.”
He pulled himself back into the cabin without crack-
ing a smile, and we motored off leaving the bewildered
young college engineer trying to decide whether to laugh
or to wonder if this country farmer was playing with a full
61The Wasilla Follies
deck.
John, Mike and Ron in the Jeep with Harvey and Dorothy in the background.(Ron is under the hat behind Mike.)
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63ILA and Bill Senske
EightILA and Bill Senske
Meals for the
Alaskan Native Kids From KnikWe weren’t the only ones that were the focus of the
Senske's attention. During the school year, my bus first
drove down to Knik1 to pick up the Alaskan native children
from their village before picking me up. Only a few kids
arrived in Alaska. When
we decided to extend the
Rural Electric Association’s
right-of-way from their
home to ours, the Sen-
ske’s made sure we had
enough food and water
throughout the whole
ordeal even though we
assured them that we had My grade school picture.
packed enough lunches and thermos bottles of coffee and
juice.
Ila and Bill Senske befriended us almost as soon as we
64 My Patchwork Childhood
boarded the bus from Knik. Most of these families needed
their youth full time and didn’t send them to school.
Initially, ocean vessels landed at Knik and docked their
barges across the bay at an anchorage. Unfortunately, the
prevailing currents flooded Knik with silt requiring it to be
dredged on a regular basis. So, the territorial government
relocated the maritime traffic to the docks where Anchor-
age is today. Without the shipping industry to sustain it,
Knik became a ghost town inhabited largely by indigenous
families who eked out a living through subsistence fishing
and hunting.
Their children sat in the back of the school bus
and were poorly dressed even by our standards. Worse yet,
they often went without any breakfast because they left for
school so early, and their lunches usually consisted of Won-
der bread with mayonnaise dressing and little else.
When Ila found out, she told the school administra-
tion these children deserved breakfast and a decent lunch
so they could have enough energy to learn. The offices in
Juneau subsidized Wasilla schools2. They not only provided
the funds for the buildings, they also hired and paid the sal-
aries of the teachers and administrative staff. The facilities
65ILA and Bill Senske
were small with no cafeteria and no plans for one until en-
rollment grew substantially.
No school improvements could be initiated without
written approval from Juneau. So, the school sent a letter
asking permission to build a cafeteria in their attic to furnish
meals for the native children and any other kids who need-
ed help. Consent was eventually granted on the condition
that Wasilla underwrite its construction and the cost of food
and personnel.
Many bake sales,
spaghetti dinners, and
community contributions
later, the board finally had
enough money to pur-
chase a commercial bu-
tane stove, sinks, counters,
pots, pans, dishes, uten-
sils, and folding tables and
chairs. Folks volunteered Dad's favorite school picture of me.
to install electric lighting and a cold water faucet and drain.
Ila volunteered to cook. She also baked bread at her home
and arrived at the school in time to prepare breakfast for
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Dog Sled Mail for the MinesAs I shared earlier, Wasilla had been established with
a train station to support the gold and coal mines in the
nearby Talkeetna mountain range. Several of these estab-
lishments remained open year around and needed postal
services to communicate with the rest of the world.
The government awarded Bill and Ila Senske a con-
tract to deliver mail during the winter by dog sled when no
other transportation was available. They took turns mush-
ing the team from Wasilla to the mines and back. They also
made sure the cafeteria was manned on the few days of the
month when it was Ila’s turn.
Of course, dogs had to be cared for twelve months of
the year. Like us, Bill and Ila lived near Cottonwood Creek
and set up a catch basin in the stream. The salmon reached
their location a few hours after high tide. Bill had the water-
way blocked off so the salmon had to swim into the catch
those who needed it as they got off the buses. I remember
eating lunch in that cafeteria before the new one was built
years later.
One more remembrance: Ila loved kids. When she
gave you a hug, you knew you were loved.
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basin and didn’t let any of them escape until it was full. Then
the couple gaffed, cleaned and split the fish down the mid-
dle, and hung them over a pole to dry in the sun on large
racks. They continued this process until all the poles on the
frames were filled with drying salmon to feed their dogs for
the entire year.
The Beaver Dam
But the highlight of the evening came nearly every
time we visited the dam. Biting flies, especially horse flies,
attacked the moose mercilessly. There was only one way to
Bill, Major, and John.
then slapped the surface with its tail to propel it under wa-
ter and into its lodge.
One of my favorite
pastimes was sitting out
on a beaver dam near our
home with my collie dog
Major and watching the
activities in the pond as
the sun went down. Occa-
sionally, a beaver glided
across the water with a
branch in its mouth and
68 My Patchwork Childhood
rid themselves of these pests: go for a swim in the beaver
pond. It was quite a thrill to see these magnificent creatures
come to the edge of the stream and slowly enter until only
their head and upper neck were visible. Almost on cue, the
water around them became a boiling frenzy as trout hungri-
ly devoured the insects trying to reach the surface.
Thar She BlowsSeveral years after we homesteaded, the road com-
mission built a new highway right in front of our home to
open the region for further settlement. An enormous cul-
vert carried Cottonwood Creek under this road which was
wide enough for cars to park and fish or picnic.
There are two military bases near Anchorage: Fort
Richardson Army Base and Elmendorf Air Force Base. It
didn’t take long when the salmon started running for the
road to fill up with automobiles from the bases every week-
end. Except for one problem, we thoroughly enjoyed these
young men and their families who came out to enjoy them-
selves in our neck of the woods.
That one double-barreled issue: firearms and liquor.
For some reason, several of these well-oiled enthusiasts
thought they could fish for salmon by shooting at them.
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Their actions concerned dad. If the angle of their bullet’s
trajectory made them ricochet off the water, we might be in
danger.
And the situation only got worse each year. Dad would
walk out to the road and try to reason with those parked
near the culvert even though they were often not the of-
fenders. So, dad hatched a plan.
We had cleared a small, two-acre plot next to the
stream in the back of our property. Unlike the fields in front
of our house, the soil in this area consisted of six to eight
feet of black muck laid down by eons of dead fish and
leaves. Regrettably, it was impossible to farm because it was
a bog—too wet to cultivate. The solution: dig a ditch the full
length of the field down to the stream to drain the bog so
we could plant celery and other fast growing crops.
Furthermore, there was an efficient way to fashion
the trench with ditching dynamite. The ground would be
dry enough for such an operation in the early fall about the
time when salmon began their migration. First, dad bought
a case of explosives, a dynamite cap, and enough wire to
stand safely away from the blast. Then he and I started at
one end of the plot and, using a slender shaft to create a
70 My Patchwork Childhood
deep cavity, dad pushed a stick of powder down the hole
into the mud as far as the pole would allow. We placed the
sticks at three-foot intervals all the way to the stream, wired
the charge in the center with a detonation cap, and ran the
wire back to the edge of the clearing.
Sunday afternoon, after a few unsuccessful attempts
to get the weekend fireworks t o s top, d ad a nd I d rove o ur
tractor to the bog. The waterway downstream from us
seemed alive with revelers yelling and shooting to
their hearts' content. Dad turned to me, grinned, and
touched the wires from the discharge cap to the battery on
the tractor.
A gigantic, muffled explosion ensued lifting
chunks of muck the size of a stump into the air. The larger
segments all went straight up and back down. But a
number of smaller pieces the size of one’s fist flew over
the tree tops and into the stream. The silence after the
blast was palpable followed soon after by the sound of cars
starting up and hastily driving away. The unruly firearm
disruptions mercifully stopped thereafter.
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My Sister ValerieI can't leave this account of my childhood without
mentioning my sister Valerie. Dad wanted a girl. But after
four boys, he thought it would never happen.
However, while I was in high school, they decided to
try once more and this time and on October 20th, 1959, dad
got his wish: a beautiful girl complete with a golden ringlet
cascading down her forehead.
Mom reading Christmas stories to her four boys.
72 My Patchwork Childhood
My sister Valerie—Daddy's little girl.
73How My Childhood Has Shaped Me
NineHow My Childhood
Has Shaped Me
I hope you enjoyed journeying with me as I relived
several boyhood experiences from my family's homestead-
ing days in Alaska. Mom and dad loved life and met each
challenge with the belief nothing was too hard as long as
they tackled it together.
These episodes are peppered with entertaining
events. But they also reveal a darker side to their adventure:
The Last Frontier was an unforgiving place right after WW
II for anyone who dared to enter regardless of their level of
preparation.
I could have been killed by my encounter with the
spruce tree. And when their dreams for making a living at
farming were dashed not once, but every time, their resolve
might have dwindled to the point of desperation and de-
spair. They saw their best efforts for each new endeavor cut
short by one seemingly minor miscalculation after another.
We endured winters when blowing snow created
huge drifts the entire length of our mile-long driveway forc-
74 My Patchwork Childhood
ing our two families to dig out to leave home. And there is
something about twenty to forty below temperatures that
make all but the most critical tasks outside—like shoveling
snow or cutting firewood—nearly impossible.
True, we caught fish in Cottonwood Creek and planted
a garden so each time adversity struck, our root cellar con-
tained enough canned salmon and vegetables to survive.
But the north star guiding them through all those tu-
multuous years: the conviction that the Lord would meet
their needs no matter how grim the circumstances. They al-
so realized their friendship with caring neighbors was much
more important than money or possessions.
As for me, dad's compromised health meant I faced
many of those challenges right along with them as their el-
dest son. So, I too learned those same priceless lessons.
They form the grist for a book I recently wrote called
Who Told You That You Were Naked?—A Refreshing Reex-
amination of the Garden of Eden. No, it is not a racy novel.
Instead, it documents my relationship with the Lord forged
in the crucible of my own experiences.
75How My Childhood Has Shaped Me
If you would like to read an eBook, Kindle or PDF ver-
sion for free, you can download it at:
www.WilliamCombsAuthor.com/eBook
Thank you for your interest in my family.
76 My Patchwork Childhood
77Endnotes
EndnotesChapter One
1. A link to information and images about the Burma
Jeep dad called the Gismo: http://www.military-
factory.com/armor/detail.asp?armor_id=630
Chapter Two
1. Here is a map of the Alcan: https://en.wikipedia.
org/wiki/Alaska_Highway#/media/File:Alaska_
Highway1.png
2. A typical construction picture: https://commons.
wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Alcan_construction.jpg
3. An account of the integrated 93rd regimen gives a
history of the highway’s construction: http://ww-
w.93regimentalcan.com/tag/negroes/
Chapter Three
1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeland%27s_
Country_Store http://www.wkhsociety.org/
home.html
2. An example of a Caterpillar D8 Bulldozer: There
were many of these dozers available as military
surplus after the Alcan highway was completed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterpillar_D8
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3. Log Cabin Images: https://images.search.
yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=A86.J yRUWx-
JYpDwAed-4PxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByNWU4c-
Gh1BGNvb-G8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHN-
lYwNzYw--?p=Build+a+Log+Cabin+By+Hand&-
fr=yhs-adk-adk_sbnt&hspart=adk&hsimp=y-
hs-adk_sbnt
4. An example of a 55 gallon barrel wood stove:
https://www.amazon.com/US-Stove-BSK1000-
Cast-Barrel/dp/B000IO6RAA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UT-
F8&qid=1477769274&sr=8-2&keywords=55+gal-
lon+barrel+wood+stove+kit
Chapter Four
1. An example of a pitcher pump: http://www.
acehardware.com/product/ index. jsp?pro -
ductId=1278432&cid=CAPLA:B:Shopping_-_
Catch_All&bingpla=bingpla_960056&k_click-
id=1881e229-9665-4be2-9be7-e48b053729d0
2. An example of shiplap board design: Our shiplap
was basic spruce shiplap used for subfloors and
walls. https://www.amazon.com/Better-Wind-
swept-Shiplap-Board-7-Piece/dp/B01HMCRW-
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FE/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1482799683&s-
r=8-3&keywords=shiplap+boards
3. An example of bead boards which are used almost
exclusively for wall siding decoration. http://www.
americanbeadboard.com/?gclid=CPmp2_7_ktEC-
FUJqfgodLp4JQQ
4. An example of a Colman Lantern: https://
www.amazon.com/Coleman-Premium-Pow-
erhouse-Dual-Lantern/dp/B00006IS32/ref=s-
r_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1482792884&sr=8-13&key-
words=coleman+laterns
5. An example of a Colman Stove: https://www.
a m a z o n . c o m / C o l e m a n - P r e m i u m - Po w e r -
house-Dual-Lantern/dp/B00006IS32/ref=s-
r_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1482792884&sr=8-13&key-
words=coleman+laterns
6. An example of a Colman Camp Oven: https://www.
overstock.com/Sports-Toys/Coleman-Camp-Ov-
en/8853025/product.html
7. Root Cellar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_
cellar
8. An example of a WWI Army Jeep: https://imag-
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es.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=AwrTc-
cVtq3lYNvcAckIPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByNWU4cGh-
1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlY-
wNzYw--?p=Wwii+Army+Jeep&fr=yhs-adk-adk_
sbnt&hspart=adk&hsimp=yhs-adk_sbnt
9. Here is what Wikipedia says about the loon: https://
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loon
10. And I found two other loon recipes: http://www.
cooks.com/recipe/9n6da2cr/baked-loon.html
http://www.startribune.com/oct-21-1911-how-
to-cook-a-loon/132216183/
Chapter Five
1. Canvas Mukluks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Mukluk
2. The Northern Lights: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi-
ki/Aurora
Chapter Six
1. https://www.fastline.com/v100/listings.aspx?cate-
gory=Tractors&mml=_Ford,9N
2. h t t p s : / / i m a g e s . s e a r c h . y a h o o . c o m / y h s /
search;_ylt=A86.J5FtrnlYjFsAjDoPxQt.;_ylu=X-
3oDMTB yNWU4cGh1BGN vbG8DZ3ExBHB -
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vcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--?p=Ford+Fer-
guson+Plow&fr=yhs-adk-adk_sbnt&hspart=ad-
k&hsimp=yhs-adk_sbnt
3. http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/prod-
uct_200660618_200660618
4. http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/pro-
duct_200660628_200660628?cm_mmc=Bing-
p l a & u t m _ s o u r c e = B i n g _ P L A & u t m _ m e d i -
um=Farm%20%2B%20Acreage%20%3E%20
3-Point%20Category%201%20Implements&utm_
campaign=NorTrac&utm_content=51453
5. h t t p s : / / i m a g e s . s e a r c h . y a h o o . c o m / y h s /
search?p=ferguson+cordwood+saws+for+-
sale&fr=yhs-adk-adk_sbnt&hspart=adk&h-
simp=yhs-adk_sbnt&imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F-
w w w . p l o u g h m y f i e l d .
com%2Fimages%2F2008_03_14%2FA-LE-A19%-
2 5 2 0 c o r d w o o d s a w . j p g # i d = 1 & i -
url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ploughmyfield.
com%2Fimages%2F2008_03_31%2Fsaw1.jp-
g&action=click
6. An example of a Septic Drain Field: https://en.wiki-
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pedia.org/wiki/Septic_drain_field
7. A Demo for seed potatoes: https://video.search.
yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-adk-adk_sbnt&h-
simp=yhs-adk_sbnt&hspart=adk&p=seed+pota-
toes+how+to+plant#id=1&vid=05156066121311
632b48888e13dab4d3&action=view
Chapter Seven
1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polka
2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schottische
3. https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxtrot
4. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziegfeld_Follies
5. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaudeville
6. Go to this URL and then select the Beatrice Kay Al-
bum in the lower right portion of the web page to
play her recording. NOTE: There are more than one
recordings at this location. http://www.oldielyrics.
com/lyrics/julie_andrews/she_is_more_to_be_
pitied_than_censured.html
7. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Striptease
8. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burl
9. https://martininstrument.com/field-supplies/
crain-25-leveling-rods-10ths.html
83Endnotes
10. http://www.engineersupply.com/CST-berger-20x-
speed-line-transit-level-kit-54-200k.aspx
Chapter Eight
1. Knik Alaska: http://www.wkhsociety.org/about-us.
html
2. Wasilla Territorial School ca. 1942: http://vilda.alas-
ka.edu/cdm/ref/collection/cdmg21/id/12692