Nonsense Stories

By Senior 1

The Ic-zam-zar-ee of the Ploocree By Jessica Campbell

In a huge, cold, dry place called the Ploo-cree there lives a people called the Ic-zam-zar-ee

With their bendy bodies and curly hair, and their warbling sone ‘Woowoo-woowoo’They dance on the ice, and fall over because they have no eyes.And make the ice crack.When the ice cracks

The Nagel By Samed Janjua

The day was elmin and all was quiet, when suddenly a big joman came walking to meet his friends, the Nagel and the Yep Yep.The Nagel has two long arms with three fingers on them.What are you doing Nagel?

The Nagel has a Yep-Yep friend“Yep Yep” says the Yep-Yep s and Nagel says “Pooh!”Because the Yep-Yep smelled pooh-eeSo they went to the land of Pocom.Pocom is blue and red because of the strazam wind.And he had a wash in the dishes and then he smelled like a sweet.

The Nap-Nap of Greenside School by Harry Sealey

The old Nap-Nap lives in the Greenside poolHe has 16 eyes in the back of his head, two huge arms and a pink belly. He holds his nose when he jumps in the pool and says ‘Salam’ to every-one who comes in.He is always hungry and like to eat Shepherd’s PieBut he’s a messy pup and always gets pie around his mouthHe splashes like a dolphinToday is his 16th birthday and he is opening his presents by the pool, when from a present out pops a silvery Oc-poc!‘Hello boys and girls!’ he shouts ‘It’s showtime!’ And he starts to sing and play the guitar.But he is so bad that he makes everyone put their hands to their heads and screamWhen everyone starts to scream the poor Oc-poc runs out.He runs home to his girlfriend, Joyce, who tells him to shut up.The Oc-poc starts to cry, then gets very angry and bangs on the table.In the end he says sorry to Joyce and blows her a kiss.

The monster and the vacuum cleaner.By Kieran Paterson

The monster is angry because once upon a time the Yep-Yep sucked him up with a vacuum cleaner.

One night under the moon, the monster creeps into the castle, with a vacuum cleaner.

But the Yep-Yep has escaped. Then the Oc-poc jumps out and stops the monster.

The Oc-Poc grabs the vacuum cleaner and sucks the monster up again.

The happy Oc-Poc is a hero and sends the monster to the moon.

The Yep-Yep and the Oc-Poc meet a pig in the forest. By George Davis

The Yep-Yep and the Oc-poc were on the bus, on the way to the forest. It was late at night and the moon was shining down. When they got to the forest they met a pig riding a bicycle. ‘Help!’ shouted the pig. “I’ve got a flat tyre.” The Oc-Poc went to help blow the tyre up, because all the air had come out. Can he do it? No he can’t The Yep-Yep went to help, but he can’t blow the tyre up either. The pig was sad and started to cry.

They tried to cheer him up with some Brussel sprouts. The pig loves Brussel sprouts. He eats them all up and trumps! AAAAAGGHHHH! Shout the othersThey jump back on the bus and drive off eating some nuggets.

The end

A Story of Colour By Holly Sammels

Some days are blackSome days are blueOther days are greyBut the best days are purple and pink.