SPAM AUTO DENTIST SHOPGRIFTER SPIDER WORDROBE

What do these words mean?

EMT EMS NHS PTA UNESCO UNICEF POW PAW PIN (2 meanings formal and informal) GPS SOS CARE HSBC

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

HITULThtILuvU? ResQMe A boy n girl r dancin @ a Disco. dey kiss n stop

instantly.d gf says 2 d boy “r u a mechanic?” d bf says“no y” d girl says“well get ya hands frm under my mini”

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air scrimin GOD I'M COMIN!

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

Niding home insurance is like niding a parachute. If it isn't there the first time, chances are u won't be needing it again.

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!