'· .- ( So lJ vENIR PRoGRAMME. 13 ·. ' TR AJI 1 EI..I..ERS ' ASSOCIATION OF "') I , f AUSTRAI..tA . dgian R tlitf £ arnioal PROMOTED BY EASTERN GOI..DFIEI..DS' MEMBERS. H3t s off to the Flag we all love and adore, And give it' I) mighty. great cheer ; For wi th ga ll ant commanders like oun to the fore , Old England has nothing to Fear . The whole of the proceeds to be devoted to the relief of the distress In Belgium caused by the European War. 3d . KALGOORLIE OVAL. DEC. 2nd, t 914. Pff/NTi>D lilY BARCt.AY II iiH A ff t. AN t> I.. TO , KA t.Q.
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( SolJvENIR PRoGRAMME.
13 ·. ' odMMEBC,~AI.. T R AJI1EI..I..ERS' ASSOCIATION OF
"') JW~Jj'l(l'-. , I , f W~T./!RN AUSTRAI..tA .
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dgian R tlitf £ arnioal PROMOTED BY EASTERN GOI..DFIEI..DS' MEMBERS.
H3ts off to the Flag we all love and adore , And give it' I) mighty. great cheer ;
For wi th gallant commanders like oun to the fore , Old England has nothing to Fear.
The whole of the proceeds to be devoted to the relief of the distress In Belgium caused by the European War.
3d. KALGOORLIE OVAL. DEC. 2nd, t 914.
Pff/NTi>D lilY BARCt.AY II iiHA ff t.AN t> I.. TO , KA t.Q.
Municipal Baths ... ~ B ROO KMAN STREET,
KALGOORLI E': .
OPEN DAILY (Sundays excepted)-6 a. m . to 1 p m.; 2. p. m . to 6.30 p.m. 7.30 p m. to 10 p m. Sundays close at 6 p .m.
CHARGES :
Adults, 6d. Youths under 16, 3d. Ladies, 6d. School Children, ld .
Towels Sterilised.
Girls, 4d.
:Baths Emptied Twice a Week. CHAS, E. ECCLES, Town Clerk .
MATRIMONIAL ,
The Queen De Gutte, from Pigville, will be married, with g-reat ceremony, during the afternoon, to Lord Mayor of the Abattoirs. Rotten Eggs and sprays of vegetables not allowed. The " honey suekle" will be spent on the Lakes of Kurrawang.
KALGOORLIE
MUNICIPAL MARKETS.
SALES of Potatoes, Vegetables and Fruit conducted every Monday, Wednesday & Friday.
Ratepayers
Patronise your own Markets. Support an Institution that enables you to Deal pradically
Direct with the Producer.
Stocks of Potatoes and Onions always on hand.
P.O. Box 10. Telephone 223.
HUGE PROCESSION
To slar l from Hann an Slreel Station at r.30 p. m . sharp.
H eaded by . .. .
KALGOORLIE BAND Advance Guard of Cadets Lord Kit chener His Majesty King George V . King a nd Queen of Be lg ia ns Britannia
wit h mounted Body
Sister Dominions Siege Gun (Escort) H. M.A. H. '' Aus tra lia" H .M.A.S, "Sydney," Wi th Naval Ca dets CADETS, BUGLE, a nd Y.A .L . BANDS
Guard
School Children (2,000 ) w1 th Allled F orces Flags Stretcher B earers Ka lgoorlie P i pers' Ba nd Kais er Wilhelm the B lood-stained. with Guard K algoorlie Pony Troupe r epresen ting Dominions Notabilities Y.A.L. Flower Girls Coster's Wedding F 1sher Bonus BOULDER CITY B AND Commercial Travellers in F ancy Costum~::sl
Decorated. Motor Ca rs BOULDER PIPERS B AND Hug e Array of F oot and Moun ted Novelt ies Way Backs BRIDAL P A RTY will assemble at t h e P a lace H otel corner
in the S ta t e Landau, at 12.30, when the W eddin g will celebrated . and afterwards Photographed .
War Spy in W oma n 's Guise Monster Animal F 1g ures Fashionably Dress ed L ady, accompanied by t he Flapper. Kalgoorlie Fire Brigade
Buy your Summer Suit at
John R. Saunders, Good Clothes Store,
MARKET BLOCK, KALGOORLIE,
Langsford & Toy, Perth's Leading Estate Agents.
ENOUGH SAID.
Ground Programme.
1. GR AND PROMENADE 2. PA'J'R IOTIC AND NATIONAL SONGS,
By Combined School Children . 3. PH YSICAL DRILL, by Combined School Children. 4. TRAVELLERS TUG-OF-WAR (will describe itself)
The Great "HAS BEENS" (MARRIED) Verszes THE
" NEVER WASSERS" (Srl'GLE). Competitors in this event are not allowed to pull too hard. Leg Pulling not allowed. Competitors requiring Oxygen are requested to take it neat.
5. BUCKING DONKEY-" JENNY.''
A prize of One Guinea will be awarded to any boy who will remain seated on this Donkey fo r two minutes.
6. FANCY DRESS FOOTBALL MATCH. NOTE.- Additions to ordinary Rttles of the Game:-I. Any player trying to sneak the ball home for his kid dies
will be choked with German sausage. 2. Knock-kn eed players are requested to run crab fashion. 3· Players tearin g their uniforms behind are kindly requested
to walk off the ground backwards. 4· Make "a mark" as often as you can, but no t on the other
fellow-it hurts ' 5· No goi ng off the ground-keep your feet there, if possible
7. MAYPOLE DISPLAY.- By Combined Goldfields School Children. - - 20 Poles.
INTERVAL.
We Stock and Recommend ENGLISH DRUGS AND
CHEMICALS because they are THE BEST--
ALEX. TROUCHET, ' f'fiONE 87 1. Chem ist, Kalg;oorlie,
1t has been GOO D VAL TIE and a HIGH GRAbl! OF GO OD S that has made us
TH E LEADI NG D RAPERS OF THE WEST-
Cht fioust of Hrtnnan Hannan Street, Kalgoorlie .
AL WAYS DE AL WITH THE LEADI NG STORE.
You cannot afford to risk going past our door.
People Who Ought to Volunteer. (Bv THE MusER):
Dentists Because they are "Armed to the T eeth ." Farmers Because of the "Drill" they have. Pickpockets .. Because th t y are good " Riflers ." Policemen Because of their " Bull's- Iiyes " Poulterers Because efficient in the" Goose Step ." Prophets Because ot their "Fore-sight ." Chemists Because of their " Charges." Commercial Travellers . .. Because of the ir ' ' F ront."
T he KALGOORLIE and BOULDER BANDS will discourse MUSIC during the Afternoon.
IF IT'S F URNITU RE
YO U WANT You mig h t as well look ro und for the BEST. Yo u won' t need to look furth er th an Our Sto res for t ha t.
WE MANUFACTURE a large portion of t he Goods we sell . th ereby fi nding employm ent fo r AUSTRALI ANS . V isit our Show rooms and com pare
QU ALITY AND VALUE ! SHOW ROO MS : BURT ST . BOULDER & HANNAN ST .. KALGOORL!E .
FACTO RY: PIESSE ST, BOU LDER. T IMBER YA RD : R ICHARDSON ST., BOU LD ER.
JOHN WILL & Co. Ltd.
RAINS~'ORD oN ToP A GAI N,
C. GRIGGS, Hannan St., Kalgoorlie. ~~
NEW SUMME R G OOD S FOR XMAS TRADE ,
SPECIAL SHOW OF AU RTRALIAN- MA DE HATS, SHI RTS, PYJAMAS.
and UN DERWEAR. • . SUMME R SUITS our SPECI ALITY.
C. GRIGGS, Hannan Street, Kalgoorlie.
Programme.-( Continued.)
11. TRAVELLE RS' CUP. - Hobby Horse Race.
12. CAPTURE OF T HE KAISE R. r. Kaiser appears in armoured m otor car. 2 . The Kaiser 's escort follo ws . 3· Bn tish in pursuit. 4· The Kaise r su rrenders. S· K aiser and Escort taken p r isoners. 6. Cou rt Martial of the Kaiser . 7· Sentenced to Death . S. Appearance of Satan . 9 · Ka iser is shot by Ge rman Officers under command.
10. Sata n and Kaiser enter Hades . I 1. German Oflicers sue for Peace . 1 2. Belgium is restored and Union Jack is hoisted. I 3· Removal of German flag from Brussels.
Marsel/aise : KAT,GOORI.IE B AN D.
14. Britain grants Peace . 15. Sclwol Children surroun d Britann ia. 16. Th e F inal Shot is fi red .
G OD , AVE T H E KI NG.
R OYAL S ALUTE .
If You intend Building or R enovating GO TO
... ANDERSON' S TIMBER Y ARD ..• T E L EPH O NE 124 . EGAN STREET,
Who can fix you up from the Blocks to the Paper on the Wall,
RAINSFORD, BOULDER'S only Successful AUCTIONEER
As UsuAL! R ATNSFORD!
Shatter Row Has NoT I MPORTED Six German Pianos in Six Years. When you Buy a German P iano you help to Buy a
German Gun !
FOR PIANOS . , . .. GO T O
SHOTTER ROW, BOULDER CITY.
RAFFL£5.-T wo Gold Nuggets, Cakes, and va rious
other Valuables will be Raffled on the Ground by the ~adies .
c oO-EE , Coo ee , here come the kangaroos, Coo-ee ! Coo-ee ! They never get the blues ;
When they canght the Emden off the Cocos Isle, She was sunk by the boys from Australia!
A Grand Concert Will be held on the Ground by
THE PIERROTS, ALL BLACKS,
A t 8 p.m. And other Local Artists .
GOD SAVE THE KING.
Fish Oh! Fish Oh ! Fish Oh !
OPENSHAW. FRESH FISH & RAB BITS Daily. Prime POULT RY to Order.
49 PIESSE STREET, BOULDER. Phone 188.
RAINSFORD, Property Salesman
THE GOAT TIP. '?rHOSE gallant steeds whose whiskers \J, And short tails kiss the breeze , \Vhose quaint aroma makes you clream
Of Gorgonzola cheese. Are about to entertain you ,
Be sure and so:e the fun ! F or one good shi lling you will get
A dollar's worth of fun . I' ve been around the training track ,
An d here's a rhyming try To help all s·ports and punter boys,
The wi nning goat to spy . That tawny beauty, old ' · Bag-man,"
Is looking well anCI sound . Jle 's bee n trai ned on mutton birds.
T inned goods-a bob a pound , "Sleepy Johu" is a g oat,
All m uscle to the toes, Blindfold rue tight, and yet I'll tell
The direction that he goes. '• Odor less," and " Soapsuds ,"
And "Freder ick Aubrey," too, Are goats one cannot overlook
I n th is correct review. The highly-bred old •· Snifter,"
Reveals the •· -'VIystery '' strain. I wond er sbHll we ever see
Hi s great sire's like again. The black colt , "Epsom Salts,"
Is- well , just a t rifle strong , And sports all know . in racing goats,
Pace counts much more tbau pong. The · ' Rose of Kalgoorlie."
Can bop it fast and free, But bow his d river stands the strain ,
I s a mystery to me. ' • The Lily of tbe Valley,'' upon the track ,
Does show work for & spell, His whiskers float out on the breeze ,
And something else as well. I have pick ed you out the good ones',
And no w I' ll boil them down. Old " Sleepy Joh n," and "Oilorle~s . "
Are the best goats in the town. Hv SPOI.:J·:SII,-1 VE
