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The following are actual stories that have been pro-vided by travel agents. They provide ample reasons formaking our title statement:
â˘I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that his or herhair wouldnât get messed up by being near the window.
â˘A client called inquiring about a package to Hawaii.After going over all the cost info, she asked, âWould it becheaper to fly to California and then take the train toHawaii?â
â˘I got a call from a woman who wanted to go toCapetown. I started to explain the length of the flight andthe passport information when she interrupted me with,âIâm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown isin Massachusetts.â Without trying to make HER looklike the stupid one, I calmly explained, âCapeCOD is inMassachusetts, CapeTOWN is in South Africa.â Her response...click!
â˘A man called, furious about a Florida package we puttogether for him. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was âexpecting anocean-view room.â I tried to explain that it is not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, âDonât lie to me. I looked on the map andFlorida is a very thin State.â
â˘I got a call from a man who asked, âIs it possible tosee England from Canada?â I said, âNo.â He said,âThatâs odd. They look so close on the map.â
â˘Another man called and asked if he could rent a car inDallas. When I pulled up his reservation, I noticed thathe only had a one-hour lay over in Dallas. When I askedwhy he wanted to rent a car, he said, âI heard Dallas wasa really big airport and I need a car to drive between thegates to save time.â
â˘A nice lady just called. She needed to know how itwas possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20amand got to Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain thatMichigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could notunderstand the concept of time zones, so I just told herthe plane went very fast. She bought that!
â˘A woman called and asked, âDo airlines put yourphysical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to who?â I said, âNo, why do you ask?âShe replied, âWell, when I checked in with the airline,they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I amoverweight. Is there any connection?â After putting heron hold for a moment while I âlooked into itâ (actuallylaughing my head off), I came back and explained that thecity code for Fresno is FAT and that the airline was justputting a destination tag on her luggage.
(Information gathered herein is from sources considered reliable. Accuracy however cannot be guaranteed. All humorous stories and jokes appearinghere are intended for entertainment purposes only and are not meant to disrespect orharm any group or individuals. Ads appearing in this paper are not to be considered
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich
behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and
turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'
'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order
'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into
his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and
the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with
exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter
again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.
'No, this is Friday so I will have a steak, baked potato
and a salad,' says the man.
'Same,' says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,
'That will be $32.62.'
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his
pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come
up with the exact change in your pocket every time?
'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning
the attic I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a
Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first
wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would
just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of
money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would
ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll
always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'
'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls
Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man..
The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'
The man sighs... pauses and answers, 'My second wish
was for a chick with long legs and who agrees with
everything I say.'
Eating right According to a recent article I just read on nutrition,
they said eating right doesn't have to be complicated.Nutritionists say there is a simple way to tell if you'reeating right. Colors. Fill your plates with bright colors.Greens, reds, yellows. In fact, I did that this morning. Ihad an entire bowl of M&M's. It was delicious! I neverknew eating right could be so easy.
legal fees A man walks into a lawyer's office and asks how
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The man asks, "Isn't that awfully expensive" "Yes," the lawyer replies, "what's your third
question?" lamaze Class
A couple just started their Lamaze class and theywere given an activity requiring the husband to wear abag of sand - to give him an idea of what it feels like tobe pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."
The instructor then dropped a pen and asked thehusband to pick it up.
"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husbandasked.
"Exactly," replied the instructor. To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to
his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."
Oops! really?Bovine resilience: In France a motorist collided
with a cow on a country road. A few seconds later themotorist turned around and found a cow sitting in herback seat. Thrown into the air, the cow had crashedthrough the carâs canvas top. The top had to be sawedoff to get the cow out. Bossy was uninjured! CowsDOâfly, sometimes...
Empty Stomach Little Susie, a six-year-old, came home from school
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replied. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."She gave Susie a snack and sure enough, Susie felt better right away.
That afternoon the family's minister dropped by.While he was chatting with Susie's mom, he mentionedhe'd had a bad headache all day long.
Susie perked up. "That's because it's empty," shesaid. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
Sunday School Test A Sunday school teacher asked little Johnny who
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Where's the Paper? "Have you seen this morning's paper?" "Yes, I wrapped the garbage in it." "But I hadn't seen it yet!" "You didn't miss much. Just some coffee grounds
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"That's quite a nasty looking wound." -- I thinkI'm going to throw up.
"This may hurt a little." -- Last week two patientsbit off their tongues.
"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we?" -- I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are youhere?
"This should fix you up." -- The drug companyslipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.
"Everything seems to be normal." -- Rats! Iguess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
"I'd like to run some more tests." -- I can't figureout what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solvethis one.
"There is a lot of that going around." -- That'sthe third one this week! I'd better learn somethingabout this.
"If those symptoms persist, call for an appoint-ment." -- I've never heard of anything so disgusting.Thankfully I'm off next week.
how Ya feeling? The doctor in a small North Carolina clinic asked
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This Dog loves PeopleThe following is supposedly a true story.
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While walking Phil one day, around the corner of ahouse came a UPS man.
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â˘I just got off the phone with a man who asked,âHow do I know which plane to get on?â I asked himwhat exactly he meant, which he replied, âI was toldmy flight number is 823, but none of theses darn planeshave numbers on them!â
â˘A woman called and said, âI need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes. âI asked if shemeant Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, âYea,whatever.â
â˘A woman called to make reservations, âI want togo from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York.â Theagent was at a loss for words. Finally the agent asked,âAre you sure thatâs the name of the town?â âYesâ, shesaid, âwhat flights do you have?â After some search-ing, the agent came back with, âIâm sorry maâam. Iâvelooked up every airport code in the country and canâtfind a Hippopotamus anywhere.â The customer re-torted, âOh donât be silly. Everyone knows where it is.Check your map!â The agent scoured a map of thestate of New York and finally offered, âYou donât meanBuffalo, do you?â The caller responded, âThatâs it! Iknew it was a really big animal!â
Under the Bed Because of back problems, each night I lie on the
floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at amotel, as I started my exercise, something under thebed caught my eye. It was a card, on which was written"Yes, we do clean under here, too."
how Important? I was watching a Brittish detective story on TV. The
local group was gathering in their hunting best for a foxhunt. In the opening scene my 9 year old daughterwanted to know what the people were doing, noticingthe formal hunting outfits and well groomed horses. Ireplied that they were looking for a fox. There was ashort stunned silence and then she asked: "Is it a veryimportant fox?"
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Company Examination A company was hiring new staff. One question in
the written exam was: You are driving your car in a wild stormy night.
You pass by a bus station, and you see three peoplewaiting for the bus: an old lady who looks as if she isabout to die, a doctor who had once saved your life, aperson you have been dreaming to be with. You canonly take one passenger in your car. Which one willyou choose? Please explain your answer.
Think about it before you continue reading. This must be some kind of personality test. Every
answer has its reasoning. You could pick up the old lady. She is going to die,
and thus you should save her first. You could take thedoctor, because he once saved your life. This will bethe perfect chance to pay him back. However, youcould always pay the doctor back in the future, but youmay never be able to find the perfect love once youpass this chance. The candidate who was eventuallyhired (out of 200 applicants) did not have to explainhis answer.
What Did He Say? He simply answered: "Give thecar key to the doctor. Let him take the old lady to thehospital. I will stay and wait for the bus with the person of my dreams."
Census Taker The old man was setting on his porch, when a
young man walked up with a pad and pencil in hishand.
"What are you selling, young man," he asked. "I'm not selling anything, sir." the young man
replied. "I'm the Census Taker." "A what?" the man asked. "A Census Taker. We are trying to find out how
many people are in the United States." "Well," the man answered. "You're wasting your
time with me, I have no idea." Can I help?
One summer evening a young son came in whilehis parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.
His mother said, "No, but I appreciate you asking." The child responded,
"Well, I appreciate you saying no."
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Immutable laws â˘When one wishes to unlock a door but has has only
one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (VonFumbles Law)
â˘A door will snap shut only when you have left thekeys inside. (Yale Law of Destiny)
â˘When one's hands are covered with oil, grease, orglue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of Ichiban)
â˘Your insurance will cover everything but what hashappened. (Insurance So Sorry Law)
â˘When things seem to be going well, you've proba-bly forgotten to do something. (Cheney's SecondCorollary)
â˘When things seem easy to do, it's because youhaven't followed all the instructions. (Destiny AwaitsLaw)
â˘If you keep your cool when everyone else is losinghis, it's probably because you have not realized the se-riousness of the problem. (Law of Gravitas)
â˘Most problems are not created or solved; they onlychange appearances. (Einstein's Law of Persistence)
â˘You will run to answer the telephone just as theparty hangs up on you. (Principle of Dingaling)
â˘Whenever you connect with the Internet, the callyou've been waiting for all day will arrive. (Principleof Bellsouth)
â˘Each and every body sitting on a commode willcause the doorbell to ring. (Law of Ding Dong)
fire Test Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of
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$434,000 Question...Another word for filing a horseâs teeth if they are toolong or have sharp edges is?A) Float B)âFilterC) Flount D)âFake
$435,000 Question...A horse used for pleasure riding is called...?A) Trouble B)âLazyC) Hannibal D)âHack
$436,000 Question...A band of webbing, string or leather that holds aWestern saddle on is called...?A) Cinch B)âChalkC) Clod D)âCharlete
$437,000 Question...When talking about a horses grade, you are dis-cussing its...?A) Stature B)âBreedingC) Length D)âWeight
$438,000 Question...A newly trained horse or pony with little experiencebeing ridden or driven is said to be...?A) Senior B)âGreenC) Stable D)âShifty
$439,000 Question...The equipment used in riding horses such as saddleand bridle is called the...?A) Tack B)âMechanicsC) Strapping D)âHardware
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