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A: UMBLE CTCELI Unscramble these four jumbles,one letter to each square to form four real words. CULYK EBHMUL DNGEEL Why are the Irish worried about their population growth? Because they’re Now arrange the circled letters to form the answer as suggested by the cartoon. A: Celtic, Humble, Lucky, Legend, Dublin J In The Halls What is your lucky charm? Why? “ ” I don’t believe in luck because I have my brain. “ ” I have a beenie and it makes me feel good when I wear it. “ ” Mr. Piggles, I got him last year in leadership and I carry him everywhere. If I don’t, I feel naked. Anna Thorn Korban Saxton Kim Miranda HOT NOT 1. THS Baseball and Softball- Swing batta batta swing! 2. Fifa 10- Even if you don’t like soccer, this video game is sahweet. 3. Fun Dip- The everlasting debate of powder vs stick rages on. 4. Road Trips- It doesn’t matter where you go, it’ll be fun when you get there. 1. Excessive PDA! A kiss on the cheek is one thing, swallowing someone whole is another. 2. More than one red bull a day- If you need that much caffeine, maybe you should try sleeping. I hear that works well. 3. Turning left onto a busy street- The long line of cars is all your fault. 4. The random yellow gate in the student parking lot- What are you hiding from us, administration? TOP TEN 10 Your alarm clock has been feeling unloved recently so it refused to wake you up. 9 A pack of coyotes chased you on the way to school because you washed your hair with meat sauce. 8 The bus driver did not pick you up because he doesn’t want to be associated with you. ORIGINAL EXCUSES FOR WHY YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL 7 A chick popped out of the egg you cracked this morning so you had to clean, dress and marinate your breakfast. 6 Finding somebody to solve your feline’s psychological problems takes time. 5 Your nun’s costume was due back this morning. 4 You gave birth. This may be harder to explain if you’re male. 3 While walking to school, you got lost because you couldn’t remember whether you were in Dungeons and Dragons or reality. 2 At your doctor’s appointment this morning, the doctor refused to see you because of your disturbing deformities. 1 While driving your Moped to school, you ran over P Diddy. — BY JACOB MOSCRIP AND HANNAH WILLIAMS — BY GRAYSON MOHR — BY HANNAH WILLIAMS
