Peter Chimaera Book of Hsitorical FaFfiction

AND NOW A SNEEAK PREFIEW!

William Wallace burst into the door!!

"You were executedat!"

"Yes but I survived!" And William Walase took

his sword and skewered guards.

"You cannot kill my guards I am at king!"

"Maybe but! YOU YOURE NOT THE

KING OF IRELAND"

Peter Chimaera

book of

hsitorical faFfiction

but ducks

FOURWORD By C. “Schildkrote” G.

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i told them I was popular on the internet but THEY DIDN’T BLEEVE ME So I selfpublish because taht is way of little guy to make more mbetter for people to read. P.S. I wrote this book inonly two days so i hope its good and you e

tahis book is

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CONKENTS

Hitler: Extreme Nazi 1

Robin Hood Fights Back 3

Santa Claus In! Reigns of Santa 6

Light Ball 9

Leonidas in Falling Destiny 11

Sherlock In The Miystery 15

Returns of Caesar 18

Genghis Khan’s Teamup 21

William Wallace Cuts Back 24

Kung Arthur and his Problem 26

Dracula Undermath 29

Dorothy Recruits President America 33

Wyatt Earp Vs. Greater Attack 36

I Wish You Dead 38

Einstein’s Theory of Justice 41

Peter Chimaera book of hsitorical faFfiction

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HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER ---- EXTREME NAZI EXTREME NAZI EXTREME NAZI EXTREME NAZI It wam twelve AM and Hitler was come down for living room inspection. "THIS IS DISGRACE" he spittemed and wipered his face with lawn mower precision. "I am sorry Her Hitler" saysed a servant who was make wash the floors harder than ever. "OH JEW" Hitler becamed enfurious. It was twenty minutes beforr a jagged walking gentleman would arrive and if he was important house guest! "Dear Ado lf" Him Mother walkering down flirghts of stairs "I carry theb askert of fresh muffins," she brought tasty treat. Thib is delicioum!$ "Hilter said" But World War I started in forty minutes and is so he has to go out t ofight ar the Frenck. They lost all the war and forcet to sign a accodr. I "WILL GET REVENG ON JEW" Hitler baosted of his fury and he year was 19a33 when he become leader of NAZIS! Germany was place of his Austrian rage and he ordered make of concentraction camps which before were something different but now they murder jews he also try to build things like new weapons and maybe atime machine but science isn’t proved, He was wvery good at the constuctering of mad power but then latern when war was over America had made atomic bomps and Hitler tired to mark them too but he was unsuccescive. “Great smokes I must hiding” He disappear it 1945 and nover fonud again Perhaps he built time machine or maybe get disaperr into Belgium where he lived with Beligums. Hitler did some good things but he mwas not hero! He did terrible thing too and kill a lot of Jew we must hnever forgot because history important The eNT


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AFTERWORD

I had to write about Hitelr because i think its important lesson to learn from people in history who do terrible thing but i think even though all that he and i probably both like muffins so we shuld not be judjing others even thought thats what Hilter did. I wrot tish different than my other fanficks where i did not know te houtcomme of story but we nevar find out if he make time machines that is onlyb rumor.


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Robin Hood Fights BackRobin Hood Fights BackRobin Hood Fights BackRobin Hood Fights Back

It was time when everythimg was medivel and King

Richard was wnets to war against the Crusades.

The British England was in terrible state wheres Prince

John was make bad rulse and he order arounding of

Sherif of Nottinhham who oppress the people.M

So Robin Hood goes went to rob the trich and steal

money to give to poor and he become hero to teh

emprvoerished with his Marry Men and one gyu he come

from th middle eastd who helph hhim that was a arab

morgan freegnman.

Ro Robin hood enteared the terunument with his luckstly

bow and entered to win but was in a disguise.

Sherrif go first and he fired a arrow with bulls eye target.

“It is powerful shot”

sdome other guys goed and when most of them did ntot

hit the bullseye they were elimerninated.

“We lose”

There was only five perpleds left and they all made

archery attack at teh target which was now furather

away from Robin Hood who had to make the good shot

or he would lose permanently.

Only the Sheriff make bullseye on shot and now it was

up to Robin so he fire and split Sheriffs arrow in halfway

and then break the whole target in to pieces of six!

Crowds was speeckless so Robin Hood was announce

"Haha I am Robin Hood all lalong" and eveyrone was so

amazed!


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Sherfif of Noyyingham was mademademademade and tried arest him

but crowed would not let this be and Robin Hood become

champion of people

But times were change so farst in a blink of an eye he

maust make the combat. Out of the nowhere come Sherfi

and he says "HA HA YOU CANT DEFEAT ME TIS TIME"

“Undecide that!” Robin readied his longbow but before

could fire Sherfi's army comes but it wasnt army is was

Cthulhu!

Cthulhu charge with laser sword and Robin Hood arrows

try to shoot off him but the sword break the arrows with

easy~!

“What is weapon! I understands nothing”

Frier Tuck and Little John were scarrked and ran so it

was only Rolbin. Robin put two arrows in his bow at

once and fire two shots thanks to manyshot feat. Ctulhu

could only block one arrow and the other hit him in the

nose.

"OHOHOHOH" HE shouted the monster growled.

Robin used distraction and put bigger arrow in and fired,

killing Cthulhu in the eye hole.

Hooray He! had saved day and went with Maid Marion

and they got merried andhda sex.


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AFTERWORD

I thoughts sometimes Robnin Hood stories are boring (Its also called Robin of Loxley in teha movie but i dont know if thats is his real name) so idecided to make it interestening. I wonder whow Robin would act if he saws really Cthulhu bescause it giant monster also thay don’t have lasers in the meidveil country so it would be scary advancement of science.


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Santa Claus In!

Reigns of Santa

It was hard day at North Pole nad Satna's elves maked 400000 toys but there was a probler. “HOHOHO What are you talking about?” He said when one came. "One of the elfes is sick badly" one guy was tell him apperciately. "Oh no this distressing" Santa traveled to investigate with scifewntific computar. "Is worse than I imagun." Say teh jolly St. Nickr. "We must hurry, finish find what make him sick because occording to this he be sick for MOTNSH! ANAD IT WILL SPREADING And if he dont get better we’re wan’t have enough toys for Poland this year" "But Polish babies have want to get toys and we have to be cefarful because kids in African needs tooys too!" "Its okay we send to Africa first but Poland is last this year in Santas list and they will have no todys if elfves all get disk" One elf was Gorker and he was elv invastagatar. "This sickness I find leaves trace on floor" "Oh uh that what mean…"


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"It mean santa ghat elf sickness is WAPENISED VIRUS" "oNo, this terrorist akt!?" So Santa armrurd himself with rocket gun and he went to terroristm headcaters. "WHAT THE F!***.. YOU’RAM SANTA!" And they took out machine and missile guns to fire torpoedoes. Santa dodge the missile and fireling a rocket which blow up the reactor SO IT WAS GOING TO BLOW but terrorists diddnt care because they were expecting all along! and try to get Santa and shot him with bullet in arms! Santa crawled out but they kepts shooting him until his legs would bulleted severely. The pleace exploded! but Santa make it out ink okay Santa take sleigh back to North Pole but even thvu Rudolf go so fast, he still not make it back in time and Santa gets die. It sad ending but maybe new Santa will be...?


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AFTERWORD

I saw a movie before where Santa dies but thares a new Santa so it possible. It was starring Tim Ailen. Some peaple i showed story too said that Santa was not historical but itd true because Santa was bassed on St. Nichoslas who wass from Hollarnd. In real life buts I don’t think his reindeer really flied that is truthfurrely just a magic of Hollwood.


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Light Ball

It was only 1871 before but Thomas Eidson had was fall in love with Mary Stilwell and was want to ask her to marry her: this time for real.

But before he dids he had problem with inventing. "I

CAMS NOT INVENT ANYTHING GOOD" A dark man with big hat goed up "Haha, I have

studied your work and i make a better invention than you and i will be famous" Eindison was mad and wants to beats him up but

Mary told him he should no fight because he was man of science and not the fighter man.

The man say "klisten your girlbrienf she tell you right becase i will win fights 100 times"

Edison fell adsleep that night at his sworktable and have onderful dram. EUREAK! He gets to work.

He married Mary Stillwell even though she was 16 and then invented the lightbulb with the healp of a

science.

Dedidecate to Thomas Edison, because he knwo what it like ti invent things when you have writers block


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AFTERWORD

Sometiemes we dont understand sicence or things and so otherwise we make mistakes and taths what this storys aboult. Aftar I wrotes I athinked about writing an swequel to this one where Ediston finds tha man and but he doesn’t not still beat him up because even though he knows special attack strike but teh man is sory becazse now Thoams Edison famous of light bulgs inventencer. They do not become friends but amayb somenene tries to invest money but Eidson says no because he’s reich already and then thes gets upset bacceus the ywant to get rich twith Thomas Eisdons inventions. But than he invents even better where goald beocomes makreasred aotuah of iraon oara leradrd buat thatsethe beatn and idraea that asd donra alreadsyt sor5 I daddiecdd not to write about it.


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Leonidas in

Falling Destiny King Leonids was strickenry return from battle

and they all thoughts was dead but he was

allive with spartan stumina. Help queen he say

he was the king of PSarta.

The battle was over and his men died because

of so many persians! so he had to recovery all

of the once.

HONEY THERE IS 500000 PERSIANS COMING

but this time Leonadis did not have 300 men

he only had shield and had to make new

sword.

So hew ent to see the oracle who medd new

sword out of shining silver that mades his

super abilitynstuppable

When he was ready and was untinjured the

very hat, the king Lendis chargged into battal

"Oh no he come straight ut us" One

persianman said and he arrowed at Leondas

but his sword break the arrow. They war


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forcked to use their swords. But Lernidas

had better sword that breakered their morale.

He fought 100,000 of them and won but

there were still more and they had horses.

Xerxeds used final trick

"AHA YOU FACE MUTANT ELEPHANT ITS SO

MUCH BIGGER THAN NORMAL ELPHANT" like

the one in lgord of rings.

“This looks like a task for a sword”

Leonidardo swung his sword at elephant and

destroyed its trunk off,, but sword break.

"OHSSS CRAP"

"GET HIM"

Xerxes sent all his men, so Lemidas took all

persian arrows and put them in a zhuge nu

repeating crossbow and fired 100s.

"WHAT"

There so many arrows that the persians were

scared and run.

"NO YOU FOOL‘S’ HE IS ONLY ONE MAN HE IS

ENEMY OF XEERIXS"

So they regroup and come back after only

10000 more die. They gathereds their attack

into powerful group and come charge at him

all at one.


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Just tehn Jeonidas was backed up by

reinformments they wer efrom Athenas and it

was army of 200000 Athenerians.

Battle raged for fiercely hours until Anthens

sodliers chased the persian dolsiders all the

way back to so far away.

It was only down to Leonditus and Xercex. So

Xersex got powered up and turned super cyan.

"AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he shot powerful magic

but the oracle told Leonardis that would

happen so LeoNisis take broken sword and

reflect the energy and Sexres EXPLODE fire

like mapalm. It was active cvolcano of

destructioning and Leonarpas get covered in

lava but he stab himself so he die with no pain

and now Sparnta was free.


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AFTERWORD

The hundred movie about Leonidas and the battle of themrplyaoe is historclly not accrate so isaid its wuld be okay if I write story that is not complet accrate but tries to make it true to the elemants of tah stroy. For unstanse.


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Sherlock in the miystery

Is was in England one crips morning and

Sherlock Holems set out to discover a

powerful mystery.

"Some! one HELP" a woman scream a bunch of

terrible shock.

Holems runned to the investigation but

arrived too late because of perambulant

getaway.

It was dead body of young man in middle of

field

"Somerone murdered him" said poor woman how

was sad for lass of her bhusband or

boyfrined.

"Calm your nerves madams" Holmes said as he

stroked his muscle. "I am great detective

and I will solve your distress"

"Oh thank you smuch"

"What do you makes of it Sherlocask" said

Watsman

"It is simpel you can see from neck bite

wound this was not waepon was bite!"

"Yes of cruse but what bit him"

"Evidence must be clear but i have sure that

it can only come from a kraken"

So they journeyed deep at night into the

heart of the field until they were lost in

the high weeds but nones worried because

when sun comes back up they could see which

way was tnorth because of survival skill.

But before they could set up for sleeping a

hurried roar awakened the darkness.

"HWO WHAT THAT?"

Sherlork grappsed a gun his, and pointed it

at the monster but it wasnot there.


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"Was that kraken?"

“No it was too queit it must be dog. Real

kraken roar at 500000 decibels” So he

reloaded and waited for dog to return to

scene of the roa.r

"Fire shot now"! Watso blasted his voice.

Sherlo had no time to loop and shot his gun

but it jammed before he could see it was.

The dog jumped him but it fwas friendly dog

and loicked them.

"Its a good thing the gun hammed beause this

would have been trajedic"

They went to beds but the next morning the

weeds were gone

"the dog tricked us"

"No Watsor, theat cannot be so. Tah kraken

must have followed sound of dog and found us

and took as away we mucst be in lair of tha

kraken"

The kranken was mad with giant tentacles and

wrtiehsd at them

"What do?> Yor gun is not working"

"It is easy to befigure, Watson. I fixed gun

last night while we waited because i am

always keep prepared" and he firsed a shot

blast right into the krakens' both eyes.

TOO KILL

They retuned home and told woman that they

killed the kraken and that the crime was

accomplished. She gave them money and then

went back to Sherlosks place for hot coffee.

A END


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AFTERWORD

I read a book about monstars and saw they had kraken in it and wnated to write a story about tehm but couldnt deside what but then dicided to combine it with Sherlock Hleoms so it become a mystory. I think a kraken might be an scary monstar so it probalby bite people so Sherlork Holema would wont to solve it. Watson is come along for the action-packed and learns a lessons from the great story and writers it all down. Lesson goes into morla of the story. Next time if I write story about Cherlock Holmes it stars Watson because writers need to stuck together I heard once.


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Returns of Caesar Mark Antony woke up feeling very worried "I have bad feeling about!" this. When he arrived at middle of Rome there was much talk because it turn out Caeser was murdored. "This is so much terrible news" He exclammed. "How did it hapent?" "Caser was dysnnrf om yjr back." ! Said a smart police soldiers. Shutbutted he flow onto his feet and said "I will solve how he was mkilled" with powerful gesture. So Mark Antoy went to wear Ceeser was boried and examined. But a the body was missing. "Everyone be alamred" Mark Antory shorted lardly. "Caezars body has bun stolen!ted" Everyone was bewared because they thought a murdered would try to steel their bodies.

Authers Note: To find out how thes story ends turn to page 19. So Mark Antomy withholstered his sward whish was bright with venganse. But it was dark so he tried to get ome sleep. "Come to bed" Cleopatra said for night time and so he agreed because he was inlove with her but unknows his love blinded him from reality!! When he went to fal asleep CAsear came in the room and he was a mummy! "OH SH*********" so they had to fight. Mark Anyont tried to use a fire but he touched wall with fire.


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"OH SCREAM" Cleopatra breasted. The house was made to be on fireburning! Tehy ran out and were expecting the mummy of Casear to be burned all up with no escape but they were DEADLY WRONGDEADLY WRONGDEADLY WRONGDEADLY WRONG ? Rome was awake with life as everyone scream at the arriaval of mummy CAesar who came to get them. Marc Ankony gat his sword and unscabbarded at the arrival of attack. Mummy was got stabbed but keep coming, so the brave hero kick the sword and it go in further, blooding up the mummy. "GRAON" Marc used stunned mummy and tore the sword "IS THIS EYGPYTAIAN TRICK?" "No" Cleopatra said" WhY whould i do that i love you" "I am sory i yell at you but now is not time for argument" and he cut mummy's head off. And the mummy of Casear died and everyone watched and saw that his face was A Caesar. "Did you know?" they asked "Yes I knwae it was Caasar becuase he was with cleapotara once before and so he knew of the egypaiant curse" "But will happen to you too?" "NO!" CLacopatra said. "Egyptarn curse only affacte those who are not in love so Marc Antoon will be safe" Everyone went home and felt bettar because the mystary was solved. The

end


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AFTERWORD

I liaked that when I write mystery. Sometimes when I write one thing I desires to be write somemore and the sharlock holmes story was a mystery so I continue for legracy. Even though in real history Julias Casera was not a mummy (it is probably not facts) I thought it would give good twist to a mysetery. REader note: There actuall is no egyptain curse. I made it up foar the story so its okay if yuo’re dating a eghyptiazn.


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Genghis Khan’s Teamup

The sky was grey when one of Genghis Kahn's

trustes leuitnenants arrived with a message.

"Gengis Khan" He says but nervoused. "Something

terrible is happening"

"What is happened?" He demanding.

"An attack of unquenchable~!" The man broe

"Someone is killing peolpe and you must fight the

evil"

"OK" So Genghis wanted to fight but there was too

many. They awware come from boat ships from the

Eurpoe which was so far away and Genghis Kahn did

not able to fight them without help.

But whanes he arrived at Eurapo there was a

newcomer was Attilla the Hun

"Atill!A" Genghis saids "You are showing great balls

to come here"

Atilla drew out two swords made of black and said "I

have not come her to fight you"

"OH" Well Genghsi took out his spear and said "But

why are you hear and I don't trust Y"

"Its because of thae evil ships. We must fight

together to fight evil."

So they aggrieed. And theay arrived at the ships and

saw that they were commanded!

And unexpected commander… was Blackbeard!

"Ho ho ho! You cannoy combat me! I have guns"

And they shoot cannons at Artilla and Genghis.


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"HURRY ALONG" Genghis Khan ordored and they

jumped onto boat

"YOU CANNOT ORDER ME I AM THE KING OF

THE GHUNS"

"And I am King of MONGOLs so WE NEED TO

WORK TOGETHER IF WE WANT TO SOLVE

CRIME"

Gengis threugh his spear at Blackbeard, but

Blackbeard had two pistols but he shot and missed

and it taking too long to reloard

"Swift move! Now is your chance"

"OK" And Atillia ran and did double slice both his

swords against Blackbeard's crew.

Blackbeard was cry out! "NO MY CREW IS DEAD

THIS IS BOLLOCKS"

and then Gengis killed his neck with his spear.

"GGAHHRHRHHH" Blackbeard chocked. So Atilla

finished him off so he would not suffar to live any

more.

"You were awsome" said Atilla

"YOU TOO AND TWE DID IT BECAUSE WE

WARKED TOGETHER"

When Atilla the Hun arrived home he knew he had

done good job and the world was in a safely manner.


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AFTERWORD

I found oat after I wrotes this that i mades mistake and Atilla the Hunt died befoar Gengis Kahn was born but taths okay it is all part of the storytelling magic. You cans pretend it is okay. No one might know that if you tell the story goods.


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William Wallace Cuts Back

"William Wallace you are founds guilty for the crime for treason in

the fist degree" saisy King Edward.

"No not true! This trial is shammergy!"

"You will not question judgement of the King and now your

sentence is execution."

William Wallace was taked to the executing chamber and everyone

watched as he was executed in front feveryone in the gallow.

"Sire William Wallece has many supportars and maybe we should

have let him lif"

"Non SENSE" King said with anger. "YOU ARE IMPRISONED"

and his man was put into the jail for days~

All in the court were skrared that the king hads gone too far and

now he was afraid they would come to question his kinging and so

he was about to anounce that he would pass new law, but it was

interuption!

William Wallace burst into the door!!

"You were executedat!"

"Yes but I survived!" And William Walase took his sword and

skewered guards.

"You cannot kill my guards I am at king!"

"Maybe but! YOU YOURE NOT THE KING OF IRELAND"

and William Wallare sliced him with sword and everyone swas

shock

"This is what happen when you kill innocenct man"

He sheathied his swordsman and continued home. "I have avenged

my execution" he said.

But when he arrive home his brothers and father were already dead.

They were trialed too and esxecute. William didn’t know because he

was thought dead.

"NO" and Willaim lived sadly in Ireland.


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AFTERWORD

I always found thae brave hearting movie was sad because William Wallet daied at eth end so i crame up with great idea to makes him live and have happy ending, but its not really happy ending, its sort of biiterswat. Aslo I didn’t see the whole movie I only saw the end so but someone told me it is very good.


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Kung Arthur and his Problem

Men"we hath aimportant problem" King Arthur said whilst horse. "What is" said Lancelot who wait of brave orders "Merlin has turns evil and now he wants to killed us" "Oh ns!" "Arthur Im frfightened" said Guinevere but Merlin arrived with horse made out of magic "Undersheath thy weapons" Arthar said and but swords all melted to stone. "I cannot let your be king of England" now "said Merlind" "Why that you say such words my old friend" Merlin stared scary with both eyes of incredible "I will be king and rule the Britons" That is traitor "talk of thy king" Arthur chargled with fist deed Merlins magic only work on things and not people so fist hit him. "Merlin fell unconcious and a piece of jewerly fell out"


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Arthur looked at the jewle and said this is what made Merlin become evil. No one proves but they believed him because he always telled the truth. So the round table of knights whent with him to find source of power and it was evil dragon. "WATCHETH OUT he is powerful dragon if he can turn against merlins magic" "But we havenest no battle swords" "We must use faith in our self" Arthur tackled the dragon. Lancelot and Galahad ran and grab dragon's feet. The dragon squaeled so hard Arthur hair almost move lengthwise. "It is of no use! We cannot be kill it without sweapons" "Use your crown" Arthur said he took off his crown and stabbed dragon in the heart with his crown. "Successful attack" they all cheered When they camerd back Merlin woke up and said what happened but they laughed. It was good sotry for them tell him around compfire where they ate boatmeal.


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AFTERWORD

Some of stories say that Merlin lived backwards lol


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Dracula Undermath "War happpening" Van Helsing tell them "Get your war gun" "Who is war?" "Dracula" So they goed to Transvlanai and warped to castle at driving speed but got lost. "Where can we find Dracula" Johnhathan Harkar said, viewing his eyes "We must find trail" And they finds trail but it was drcaula's trick to loor them to their fpp,/ They arrived soon at an arriving house but it was very large and not a castle "Tish is wrong castle it is not a castle it is house" Harker explained "That is how true" Van Helsing said and founds that it was inhabited by people who might be draculas" We must set it on fire" And they statred to slight it on fire but were stapped by humble man "I am liver in this house and it is mine i live here with my wife sofia" "Am sorry we thoughts was dracula" "I have never hard of draucla but you must be tires b\please stay in my house for night" and it was very dark .


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When they alseeped in the beds Mina came to John and said I am worryed "that dalcula maight fight us" "We are saff here i make provisions to save us from darulca" but they didNT WOKR. Before they coulds wokes up sofia came in to Johns room and said we should hax secv. "No I love my fiance e Mina she and will get miarred in a church in a right moment" Sofia turned out to a vampire. "Oh sjnot!" So he took out his old century gun and fired but she laughed at how gun cannot hurt a darcuala. "I am like darucla and will bite your necx" and she vampired at him with full stength of attack but before she could bite Mina showed up with table and broke it on her "OW YOU KILLED SOFIA" she said and when leg of table went through her heart she was dead as a vampire, and so the man chaggered at them vungrily. "He is avmpire too" Van Helsing came in timelywise They watched as Van Helsing took crossbow and said "this is only way" Man said a "you cant kill me with guns or crossbow because they are not holy weapons" "BUT THEY ARE and a priest blessed them just in case on the way to your house which we can come in because we do not have to be invited like a vampire"


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When Van Helsing fired crossbow, but missed so he loaded nother one but set it on fire "I am Darcfual's best vampire and my name is Cradlock" and Cradlock did summersalt then kick crossbow out of Van Helsing's hand and into danger. He grapped Van Hlsening's thrat with one hand and chocked the life out of all of it. But Mina saved him just in time by pick up crossbow and fire, and the the fire on the crossbow hit Cradlock in the heart and he burnsed up like a giant campfires! "YOu save me just in time" Van Helsing said and "I am glad that you will marry Jognashan whe will be a good husband" and he breaks open a salute to salute their happy marriage THEY Lefts after good sleep and continued onto the road to Rdacula where they would find their next desitny. THE NED


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AFTERWORD

My tantetive title for this was On The Way to Dracula but i decided to change it because it had less mysteeke I was first wrighting about tham going to fights Darcula but tahns I thought about my Wisps of Dracula fanfict I put on fanfaftion.net and thouhgt I should make it agbout someont else instead. I didnt see the book Dracula but reads about Drcual in wikipadia.


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Dorothy Recruits President America

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�Doroty�and�him�tried�to�get�scarescrow�and�puts�him�back�the�way�he�is.�But�they�war�interupptened�by�a�flying�monkey�"You�cannoy�take�him.�Sarcacrow�is�my�victim,�for�me!"�"Why�are�you�donting�this!"�"I�am�take�magic�from�the�wicked�witches�of�east�and�west�and�i�use�it�to�get�reveng"�"But�why�did�scaregrow�every�do�to�you,�you�SLIEM!"�"He�didnt�but�my�goal�is�fo�destroy�the�good�wistches�of�the�north�and�south�so�that�i�can�get�revenga"�Abe�Lincoln�saids�"Quick�give�me�your�red�shoes"�"But�why?�just�do�it"��So�he�put�on�her�ruby�slippers�which�immuned�him�to�the�monkey�magic�"You�are�the�won�whoe�summoned�the�terodacts�when�we�were�earlier"�The�monkey�saiys�"Very�good�but�now�yu�die�and�i�dont�need�magic�i�have�winds"�So�used�his�wings�to�fly�dangerously�at�the�predisent�"There's�no�place�like�homE"�and�he�disappeared�out�of�the�way�and�the�monkey�flew�into�tree�and�got�stabbed�by�tree�brance��HOORAY�so�they�saved�starecrow�and�puts�him�all�back�into�one�paece.�"Thans�kyou�for�the�help�mr�president"�"It�is�my�pleasure�of�the�United�States�of�America"��

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AFTERWORD

I saws the Wizard of Pz movie and it was pretty good but they lefts out some of teh good story elemants of the books and there were lost of books and i read more than three of them but i dont remember what happens after thfirst book. So this tsory is about the books not the movie but I still put in the no place like home � � � r�


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Wyatt Earp Vs. Greater Attack Heard sound. Teh dust settled around him boot. Wyatt Earp was stand and wait for gun guy to attacser him but it not happen. IT turns out it was just townman coming to ask help. "I am in needs of help most despratly" He scratched his head with his moustache. "What is your emergencery?" The man took off his hat and it was hot out. "Somethings come into town to harm us good people but we thinks its not men its is wild animals!" "Take me twos the problem and I will detective it." Wyatt Earp was holdster his gun because it wsa safe. "Thank you WyhatRarp you are a sherrif with a hreat of glue" "You are walecom" but we must herry. They went into town square and it s was high noon. Someone was aldready hurt and it was hurt that they were hurt by a polar bear! "Stamp back!" Wyatt ordered with his pistols and fired rounds but the Polar bear was only hurt it wasn't dead and Wyatar was out of pistol bullet rounds. "His only chance is my whip" Wyatt took out whip and whipped at polar bear. Polar bear growl so loud it hurt theirs heads off. "It is so loud" a poor woman screaming but she was comforted by the sight of a bravery hero. Polar bear screamed and run to bite Wyatt but first it using claw attack and hit severely into hims artery "OH NO MY WEAK POINT Oohhk" Wyatt falled down onto buttricks. He was embarrass of his satisfying collapse but he still try to whip but it was hard because hse was sitting and ditd not have enouf range for the whip to be powerful. When polar bear emerged closer Wyatt screamed energy into his human bodied and pucnh polar bear so hard it head come almost off. Everyone watch as blood goe all over the dust street and got fvery dirty. "I am only my lawman I do my job for the satefy of good people" and the poor woman smile because he was true hero. But then


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AFTERWORD

I knew I wanted Wyatt Earp to fighter a polar bear but coulndst deside if I want to write him fight with gun or fist punching or if he users a whip like indian jones . so i put all t3. Aslo I read on uncyclopedia.org that tehy wants me to write a Hal-flife fanfic and sos i might write it also where he has a gun a whip and a fistfight. But it won’t be Wyatt Earp because ihe’s not in taht one.


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I Wish You Dead

Joan of Arc sat under an apple tree afraid for the state of

hre mother france.

"I wish I coulds due something for help them" she

amutteremd.

A burly wind blew the brach and it shakesed greatly lots

and with a just so wind flying overmuch an apple will fall

off! but Joan catched the apple with her sword but ti

wasn't an apple it was a glass bottle.

"What interesting" She presomed. It appeared there

waws message inside but IT WAS NOT SO!!

She topened letter-thought bottle and out came GENIE

"Seriously this not make sense" "I AM POWERFUL GENIE AND YES O DO

MAKE SENSE"

When he sporked it the tree IT SHAKESED SO HARD IT WAS HARDER THAN ANYTING SCIENCE HAD DESCARRBED AND IT

WAS SO SHAKE HARD THAT YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE IT "What sort of unsort of genie are you?" "I AM TEH POWERFUL GENIE AND I WILL

GRANT YOU THREE WISHEDS"

Joan jumped up and saiyed "I want to free France from

eth England tryantny" "THAT IS YOUR FIRST WISH BUT IT

COMES AT A PRICE FOR IFS YOU MUST

FREE FRANCE I WILL GIVE YOU POWER" So she gots power but had make two more swishes

"I want so much money and be unstoppable so that I can

help the Frenace"


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"HAHA" The Genie instructed "YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLISH IN MAKING WISHES FOR YOU

SEE I AM NOT GOOD GENIE AND YOU HAVE

MADE DEAL WITH THE DEVIL" "Great Crapps!" Joan of Arc took her sword out and

stabbed the Genie "NO SWORD OH MAN CAN FIGHT GENIE

I AM MADE OF DEMON" But that was part of her plan and she swungs a vicious

blow at a tree so it branch falls off immediately.

The branch crossed with sword and made a crucifics.

"NO MY WEAKNESS"

"Yes, and I will Free France" "HAHA YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME BUT YOU

SWILL DIE FOR YOUR DEAL AND YOU WILL

BE BURNED AT STAKE"

"Maybe but Not while you’re finished, Genie.!!"

She hit him with cross and he disintexploded into a’s lot

of explosions made of green explodes.

Joan of Arc became hero to France and because she

nkowed that sthey would try burn her she escapped and

lived to be 100 years old.

THEDND


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AFTERWORD

Joan of Arc was teenage girl who become leader of armyes in France and I wondered how she dids that so I decided she finds a genie. It is litraerary device I use to explain tihs so that it makes sense. I lrearned about liternary devikes from a boork about it. Joan of Arc is in history books.


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Einstein’s Theory of

Justice

"I've did it!" Said Alferd Einstein and he existed

sitting on the formeula for his greatast

acheevement.

He turned on his phone receiver by pickeing it up

and talking onto the mouthpiece of the phone.

"Great news he told it."

"I have discovered my invention I've invented

THEROAY OF RELATAVITY"

"That is gerat news" said phone voice it was

provably a wife.

"Yes" Albert Einsteen happinessed over phone line

bravatorially. "But I must get back to work tso I

can publish my findingsb_and become millionare"

But he turned around and his theoary was gone

"WHAT HELL!"

It was Thomas Eisdison!

"How can theyis be if youre dead"

"Thats is good point but I'm not dead because of

your theaory because time is rallativ and so I used

it to come up with time gravel"


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“But whats cannot be!”

“SHUT UP EINSTEIN”

He kicked chair but Alvret Einsteain jumped over

chair and jumping kicked Eidsons face.

"I can see you be tough adveratsary so I broughts

help"

From behind Eidson came the mummy of Juilus

Caesar that groaned evil so scary that Einsteins

heair felt like he would be very afraid to have to

touch it. But he wanted to survive it so he

sidekicked mummy away then did reverse

roundhouse to hit Editson with heal but Eidson

sweeped Einstein with leg sweep kick to the foot

of the problem.

"I had no idea you were so good"

"I had no idea you were OS SLOW" said Eidson

and he did axe kick but Einstein rolled away

jumped to feet and hook kick. Theys deflect kicks

and makes more attacks at each other but Ediston

had upper hand.or did he?

Caser mummy came charging back but it was

crumbling away because it was so far away from

its real time.

"YHou see you will die if you stay too long in

future Edison"


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"I will have to kill you fast then. Then theroayt

of relativity will be mine"

"My THROATTHROATTHROATTHROAT!" Einstein snapped and did uppercut

to Edison jaw then did tornato kick to hit Edison.

"DAMNS IT"

"Now I finish the fight" and Einstein picked up

pencil and threw it at Eidsons eye.

Eisdon blocked it with two hands and eInstein palm

jab back of pencil so it went through anway and

killed Eidsons life with fatal eye stab to brain.

"THIAS IS PRICE OF JUSTICE" Einstein said and

dutsted his lab coat. Edisons body turn into dust as

well.

"Why this mess is so dirty" said a janitor who

walksed in and congradtulated when he hard about

Einsteinds great theory.

"Yes, but is no problime to clean up when bad

guys try to take our liberty to be deadly!"

The Janitor did not understart but he smiled

because he cared a lot about liberty and the two

wend to get food to eat.

Einstein made sure tha t from now one theory of

relativity would not make possible about time travel.

THE , EEND


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AFTERWORD

My friend who helpm me be proofreeding saed i coud wriat about nAlbert Einsen beause ihe was in histhnory so i said okay and made it about relatievity which is about time. He also tolt me taht in real action you have to descirbe teh martialarts kicks so I looked tehm up and wrote some good ones. It is goos idea to do resareach for yours stories. My ferind sad he ddidnt think the sorty made sence but I said threlavaity is hrad to understand. ALSO ad then end of stary when Eintsein says theory willn’t be about time travel no more but it might be acbout diminshinal traval like Shrodingkers cart. Maybe a sequels be in the works?

f THANKS FO R READING OKAY

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