Problem SolvingBy: Makayla Alt & Armani

Paulus

One day, there was a newspaper at Wally World that said “Help Problem Solving” and the people that picked it up were Billy Bob Joe, Gernie Rolls, Hernias Atikis, and Gonarisa Rill.

Option 1:You either pick up the news paper and go to the convention. Option 2: Or ignore it and go home.

Option 1 You ignored it and you go home and have

nothing better to do then eat all the cheetos in the world and get fat and DIEEEEE! Sorry shouldn’t have ate that much there buddy

Option 2 You go to the convention and see Billy Bob

Joe, Gernie Rolls, Hernias Atikis, Gonarisa Rill. You go in and its chaos! There's people crying and yelling.

Option 1: You say forget this! And walk out of the place or Option 2: stay and help some people not be so miserable

Option 1 You walked out and

you went home and decided to go fishing. While you are fishing you get ate by a shark and DIE! Sorry fella…. Shoulda help them..

Option 2 You stayed! You walk in and Pertis the

leader runs up to you and finds you a seat. You are sitting, you are looking around the room. You see a guy sitting next to you rocking in a chair

Option 1: you ask him what's wrong.

Option 2: you sprint out and say “This place is made for monkeys”

Option 1 You stayed you ask him what his name is

and he said Gernie Rolls….. And asked him what's wrong? He said he cant hug his wife because she so FAT!

Option 2 You left…… you go

home and watch sesame street and go depressed and kill yourself!!!!!! Amen!

You tell Gernie Rolls that you can get a health doctor for him. Then, Gernie Rolls stands up and hugs you so tight! Then other people saw that you helped him so they wanted your help to.

This young girl comes up to you and says: I have way to many boyfriends can you help me?

Option 1: say no tell her to get some help Option 2: or help the lady

Option 1 You say no and tell

her to get some help so she slaps you soooooo hard that you get brain damage…then you die!

Option 2 You help her by telling her to settle for one

guy…then tell her your grandpa is looking for a nice young lady and he rich

She gets all happy and writes down her name and number then gives it to you. On the piece of paper it says:

Dear g-pa, This is Gonarisa Rill and my # is 555-

5555 by: your baby

You sit there bewildered and you option 1: you rip up the piece of paper and tell her to get some help.

Option 2: you say okay, in a weird but nice way

Option 1 If you say get some help. She gets so upset

and screams in your face. And then you go deaf. And then die!

I know that it was creepy but you gotta be nice!

Then you see a old guy come up to you and start crying about his family always fighting..

Option 1: you tell him that getting them a counselor would be a really good idea

Option 2: you tell him that that’s easy and find the conclusion on his own

Option 1 You give him your consolers card and tell

him he's a great doctor. He goes home and gets petter and kitty all happy and live a better life.

Option 2 You where being mean to him about his

problems. So a bee goes in your ear and die! BE NICE!

So you think your done with helping….but a little kid was crying in the corner. So you go over there and ask him what the matter was. And the little kid said that his mom was 100 and a drug addict.

Option 1: You say get over it

Option 2: You hold him in your arms and try to help him out with his problem

Option 1 You are very mean

and you are going to DIE in a pen with goats!

Option 2 You tell him that you are very sorry and tell

him that he needs a parent that is nice and is there for him. You look around the room and see Pertis helping more people out. You remember that he is a adoptive parent. So you ask him and Hernias Atikas is living with Pertis now!

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$WINNER$ Good job!!!!