PUB-COUNCIL

GAME

TOMORROW

PUB-COUNCIL

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Published Twice Weekly by The Publications Board of The University of British Columbi a

C.S.A. To Hold Re-Electio nAs Hutchinson Resigns

Thursday Meeting to Clarify C.B.A. Aims ;Third Conference to be Held in Quebec

Caught in the act !

Is this one of the Dirt yNine who stands readyto catch one of PawnJeerson's famous Punts ?

We couldn't say !

Or was he fixing thebasket for tomorrow's

Pub-Council Game ?

Players' . Club PresentsYule Plays This Week

The Third National Conferenc eof Canadian University Students wil lbe held at Macdonald College, St .Anne de Bellevue, Quebec, Decem-ber 27 to 81, it was announced by theNational Executive Committee ofthe Canadian Student Assembly .

Preparations are being complete dfor a student gathering of some tw ohundred delegates, and twenty-fiv eleaders from faculties and from pub-lic life .200 TO ATTEND

"The success of the Scholarshi pCampaign was determined by theunity and insight of the Second Na-tional Conference," said Dr. GrantH. Lathe in announcing the confer-

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Benevolent Dictator

Venezuela Fuhre rAssumes RoleOF Cupi d

Decrees SpecialPostal Rates forLove Letters

Cameron PraisesNew Curriculu mAt Institute

Predicts AdvanceIn EducationalSystem

"Our Schools and Our Society" wa sthe subject of an address by Dr . Max-well A . Cameron, Acting Head of th e

Department of Education, before th eVancouver Institute in its regularweekly session of Saturday, Nov . 18 .Dr. Gordon Shrum introduced thespeaker to a capacity audience inArts 100 .

Dr. Cameron found that th eschools of today presented a re-markable contrast in colour, lif eand movement to the schools of ageneration ago.

Tracing the reasons for this com-mendable change he praised a revisedcurriculum which was elastic enoughto include in its scope such worth-while topics as instalment buying, th ecorrect use of leisure time and voca-tional guidance .

Adult Education Classes, Pro-Reesand the Extension Department ofthe University were splendid ex-amples of this new attitude tolearning he found .

"I believe that there will be achange In the function of the school,"Dr. Cameron said in referring to th epresent state of war, "and that func-tion will be to teach democracy ." Hespoke of the higher cost of universityeducation which eliminated poor stu-dents as being highly undemocratic .

This, he foretold, must and will beremedied in the very near future byincreased scholarships and bursariesbeing made available.

B 'nai B'rith Scholar-ship Available

The balance of a B'nai B'rith Dis-trict No. 4 Hillel Foundation Scholar-ship, $82 .80, relinquished by anotherstudent, is still available for a grad-uate student in Applied Science orAgriculture for the session 1939-40 .

Applications should be in the hand sof the Registrar not later than De-cember 10 .

MARY ANNHITS BACK,SUES CHANG

Mary Ann sues Chang Suey fo rlibel] This, the latest news communi-cated by the Law Society, will be th e

occasion for a mock trial two weeks

hence .Mary Ann insists that the meaty

bit of gossip concerning Mary Annherself, appearing in last week's col -umn, was inserted deliberately byChang Suey, after the copy had gon eto press .

Counsel for the plaintiff, Mary Ann ,is Don McGill, and for the defense ,Chang Suey, Ted Strongtharm . TheJudge of the Supreme Court of th eUniversity of British Columbia wil lbe the official University lawyer ,Kenneth Beckett ,

The difficulty in the case comes i nthe fact that, for obvious reasons ,neither Mary Ann nor Chang Sue ycan make a personal appearance .The case will therefore be based on

Tickets Availableat Quad OfficeToday

Students—1052 of them—will pac kthe auditorium Wednesday night teebee the Players' Club annual Christ-mas present to Alma Mater . foursmooth one-act plays .

Tickets will be available at th eQuad box office today and tomorrowat noon for the performance, on pre-sentation of passes . The whole audi-torium will be for students Wednes-day, and 400 tickets for Thursda ynight will be distributed as well .CAST OF PLAYS

Offered for sacrifice on the altar o fundergrad opinion will be four verydifferent slices of drama. As programsare not being distributed, it is sug-geated that you clip the following lint .They are as far as possible In orderof appearance .LAST MRS. BLAKELY :

Young fiance, Doug Wilson ; Fill ,Mona Hunter, and the four Mrs. B's ,

sources stated thatmembers have re -

signed themselves to inevitable defea tat the hands of the Publicationssteamroller .COUNCIL IS DESPERATE

Grim faced and hollow eyed . Presi-dent John Pearson sits in the blackdraped council den vainly racking hisbrain for another flimsy excuse t opostpone the fiasco .

Down in the caf, Darrel Braidwoodcan be seen slumped at a table reck-lessly druggin g himself with quar tafter quart of caf coffee—doom writ -ten in his bloodshot eyes .

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MOTHER OF JUDASMaria, Mary McLorg; Carlos, Ali -

son Cumming ; Felipe, William Knox ;Conchlte, Mints Bulgin ; Don Anton-io, Robert Haywood ; Civil Guards ,William Grande, William Oimette .OTHELLO :

Duke, John Beyer ; Senator, PatKeatley ; Brabantlo, Douglas Mileom ;Othello, James Frazee ; Deademona ,Barbara Nation ; Sailor, Jacques Met -ford ; Messenger, Archie Hain ; lago,Lister Sinclair ; Roderigo, Rober tMenchions ;' Senators, Douglas Archi-bald, Dick Gook and Barry Sleigh .THE RED VELVET GOAT :

Marianna, Nora Lyall ; Esteban ,John Enwright ; Lorenzo, Bob Mo-Williams ; Ramon, James Halcrow ;Don Pepe, Bruce Emerson ; DonnaBerta, Ruth DeeBrisay; Lola, StellaDavidson ; Ester, Alison Mann ; Car-men, Denise Darling ; Lola Sot,George Milligan .

We are not committing ourselves .Not that we think we are going to

not win the game but that we arecertain that we are not going to notwin it .COUNCIL CONCEIT

We are ready to put our steam rol-ier tactics into practise from the firs tmoment that we wing our way ontothe glossy surface of the gym floor .Supers descended from Nietzsche .Davids ready to spring our catapultsat the Gollathan pubsters, in fact avery Samson without meddlesom eDelilahs .

Our apparel will feature a nebulousnothingness intertwined with frag-rant calla lilies or pressed flowersfrom dusty council rule books .

We offer to erect a tavern if w edon't make a 60 profit on our scoreend offer to treat every member ofthe audience to coke . . , if we don'twin . Now you see how sure we are .CONCEALS FEA R

Victorious councillors . That's us ,every time . During the past weeks w e

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Students Discuss Plans

For Aiding Red Cross

May Assist $3,000,000 War Chest Drive

by Waiving Excess Caution Money

for Red Cross Welfare Work

At a special Alma Mater Society Meeting in the Auditoriu mtoday noon the students of the University will either approve orveto plans of Council to contribute to the Red Cross 83,000,00 0War Chest Campaign . Ways and means by which the Student bodycan contribute to this campaign will be discussed. One of the pro-posed methods of assisting the Drive is through waiving of excesscaution monies by the students to the Red Cross .

a RED CROSS WORKThe Canadian Red Cross Society ,

member of a vast International Or-ganization, is Incorporated by anAct of Parliament of 1909, but oper-ated In Canada many years befor ethat date .

The Work of the Red Cross Isamong non-combatant soldiers only,pointed out K. Laucks, superintend-ent of the Vancouver Red CrossBranch, in an interview with th eUbyssey. He explained that by "non-combatant" the Red Cross means asoldier who has been wounded, 1ssick, or is a prisoner of war.

Red Cross knows no regiment,creed nor class ; but takes charge ofthe unseen comforts such as hospi-tal supplies, namely: pneumoniajackets, bed-gowns, bandages, surgi-cal dressings, sheets, and pillowcases.RED CROSS REQUIREMENTS

Supplies and all Red Cross activi-ties come under the Director Gen-eral of Medical Service. Branchesare maintained throughout the Dom-inion, such as at Vancouver, fromwhich scores of local Units operate .In Vancouver, alone, 4000 womenhave joined Units for the durationof the war.

"Students' money given to the RedCross will be well used," said Mr.Laucks . "The Organization requires$1,000,000 for its peace-time activi-ties, $500,000 to repay a loan insti-gated by the outbreak ofe War, an d

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They Got Their Mau

Sadie Hawkins

Turns Conqueror

At Alta.

For a Week She Dates

and Entertains Joe

—and Loves It.

From the GatewayIt was the week of "The Women"

at the University of Alberta, Novem-ber 8-11, as Sadie Hawkins, in th eperson of Betty Co-Ed, descendedupon helpless male students andbore them off as spoils of viictory ..SADIE BECOMES FORWARD

Alberta co-eds greeting the Wee kwith wild enthusiasm as they storm-ed fraternity dens, male roominghouses and other masculine hide-outs with a barrage of phone callswhich Joe College was duty boundto answer. Trembling males whosought concealment were invariablydiscovered and dragged piecemealfrom their lairs by the campus Ama-zons .

According to authoritative reports ,little resistance was offered by themajority of men who appeared to b eresigned to their fate .SNARES HER MA N

Atrocity stories which were cir-culated widely through unofficialsources met with official denial fro mSadie Hawkins headquarters. "Themen simply loved it," Sadie Hawkinssaid, "And I do mean love! "

Men who receive a phone call stat-ing "This is Sadie Hawkins" werebound to accept the lady in questionas their escort for the week . Thegirls acted on a policy of "first come ,first served! "AND PAYS

The consensus of campus opinionas the smoke of battle cleared was"It was a good fight while it lasted . "Asked for a statement regarding th eactivities of the week, Sadie Haw-kins said : "It's the woman who al-ways pays, and do we mea nPAY! "

Now as the fateful week has pass-ed into oblivion, all is once morequiet on the Alberta front .

VOL. XXII,

Sheilah Hutchinson, elected to the chairmanship of the genera lexecutive of the U.B.O. branch of the Canadian Student Assemblylast Thursday, resigned yesterday because of what she termed " ageneral expression of doubt" concerning the aims and objects o f

. the Assembly by members of the meeting who elected her to theposition.C.S .A. ELECTIONS THURSDAY

A new meeting, which will clarifythe aims of the C.S .A. and elect offi-cers and executive members will beheld next Thursday noon in Arts 100 .Main issue of the meeting will bethe placing of a proposed amend-ment to the C.S .A. constitution be-fore the members .C.S.A. DRAFTSNEW AMENDMEN T

The amendment was drafted byC.S .A. officials after last Thursday'smeeting, which was marred by lac kof information on the part of assem-bled club representatives as to theaims and objects of the C.S.A. Adraft of the amendment which givesa full explanation of the Assembly'sNational and Local Aims, will begiven to each member prior to hi sor her attendance of the meeting.COMMITTEES TO BE ELECTED

A new chairman of the Executiv ewill be elected, together with a Pres-ident, Vice-President, Secretary andChairman of the Conference Com-mittee. Committees will also beformed for Education, Organisation,and Publicity. Darrel Braidwood,President of L .S.E., will be in thechair.

On Tuesday, November 28, Profes-sor Irving will address the Assemblyon "The Future of Democracy . "

Perhaps it is the heat . Perhaps i tis a condemnation of Dan Cupid .Perhaps it is a desire to re-establishmatrimony as a paying proposition .

The real reason is obscure .But down In Venezuela the current

dictator has decreed that henceforthlove letters be sent through the mailat half price . Such co-operation isunderstandable . One can almost im-agine his desire to aid lovers in usingthe printed page . The records wouldbe interesting for posterity .LOVE IS CATCHING

There are, however, two catches .Love letters must be sent in pin k

envelopes to ensure ready identific_g -Won .

Second the government reserves th eright to open said letters for approvalor censorship .

Co-operation is understandable . Therecords are interesting both for pos-terity and the government .

Admitted love is love the worldover ; admitted co-operation is co-operation whether in Caracas or inthe University of British Columbia .STUDENTS LOVE . . THEIR WORK

To the student the difference be-tween a love letter and a thesis is thedifference between pleasure and work ,

The boys and gals in Venezuela arereally fortunate they do not have tosubmit duplicate copies of their the- the statements of the various wit-sis for filing and corrections,

nesses .

,Nancy Bruce, Shirley McDonald, Jo-sephine Kennedy and Margaret Mor-ris .

TIN GODS BECOME DESPERAT EAS ARMAGEDDON NEAR S

Punster and Goon God Diplomats ReturnAfter Secret Parley ; IssueConflicting Report s

Step right this way folks! Crowd a little closer to the mike ,folks

Soon within twenty-four hours the climax in the lives of th eDirty Nine will unravel in a deathly snarl . The nerveless bodiesand the empty minds of the Tin Gods will rattle on the gym flooras curios and relies of the most colossal, most stupendous, mostmystifying extravaganza ever put on by the denizens of the pu nworld and the naive politicians of the never-never world .

Their Nemesis approaches, folks !Watch it for one cent !Have you any grievances, folks? Would you like to see th e

Dirty Nine rubbed deeper and deeper into the mud, folks ?Would you like to gloat over the coffins of Pawn Jeerson ,

Truth Cuttingsome, Sap Boberts, Dim Farmer, Barrel Driftwood ,Cosey Maulins, Widdy McHeel, Ahsill Bobbins, Rods Trembling ?

You can gloat for one cent, folks !The Robots will use their Usual Line . , . but read on, folks

, . .read on . .By PUNDERBIRD

a By PAWN JEERBONWith the grim shadow of the ter-

rible Publications fighting machinehanging over them like an avengingspectre, members of the miserably in -competent council squad of punymelon tossers today found themselvesfaced with utter, complete, and cer-tain annihilation as the prospect oftomorrow's Pub-Council game loomshorribly near .

Usually reliabl ethe council team

Davis DeFendsCivil Libertie sIn Forum Debate

Clashes with McGillOver S.P.C. LetterSent to Klinck

Stressing the horrors of war as hemaintained the necessity of retainingacademic freedom on the campus ,Mervyn Davie defeated Frank Wiggsin a stormy Parliamentary Forumdebate Friday last in Arts 100.

Speaking to the resolution "Tha tthis house is opposed to any measure ,implied or real, tending towards therestriction of academic freedom atU.B .C.", Davis briefly traced the evo-lution of democracy up till the pres-ent oriel," maintaining that "Democ-racy is not something which can beturned on at will ; it is the develop-ment of the principles of liberty overthe ages."

In advocating the necessity of re-taining civil liberties as well as acad-emic freedom on the campus he said."In the course of a long war a newgeneration of youth will grow to ma-turity . If these are to undertake th eprivileges of democracy then theymust be trained in the practises o fdemocracy . "CURTAILMENT iS NECESSARY

Bitterly denouncing the retentionof any liberties, opposition leaderFrank Wiggs asserted that restric-tions were imposed to promote a nefficient prosecution of the presen twar .

"The time for discussion on th equestion of civil liberties and freedomwas before the commencement of th ewar," he said .

"We should curtail the freedom ofthose who, fearful of conscription andembarrassed by their own weaknesses ,find it nedessary to attack those whoare engaged in protecting them .

"The state," he continued, "has noright to ask men to give up their livesand still allow insidious and wastefu lattacks which tend to disrupt thecountry at this time."McGILL CRITICIZES S.P.C .

Caustically ridiculing an open lette rsent by the Social Problems Club toPresident Klinck, Don McGill speak-ing against the resolution clashedwith Mervyn Davis, president of theS.P.C. and signer of the letter, in afiery duel claiming that the studentswould be wise if they kept theirthoughts on liberty and academi c

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TIMID CO-EDS

DISILLUSION

SALISBURIES

"College co-eds are timid, bashfulend cannot take a dare" was the de-cision of disillusioned Salisburyboarders this week, as replies to theirnewly formed date bureau trickled inin disappointing numbers .

eo far only three applications havebeen received : One from a down-town nurse, one from a Point Greyco-ed and one from Mary Ann . Themen of Salisbury were deeply movedby the heroic pioneer spirit of thes ethree dauntless young women .

"For the rest of the female studen tbody we have nothing but contempt,"they told the Ubyssey . "But in case!here are still a few kindred spiritsremaining, we issue a last heart-rending appeal for applications ." Apostcard to the Lodge giving name ,phone number, address and remarks ,will immediately bring a telephon ecall of acceptance .

Two

THE UBYSSEY

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EditorialsEDITOR RESINS

A question of some interest has come to this office in the formof a series of news-stories in the University of Washington Daily .It appears that the Editor of the Daily had been forced to resignafter an article of a doubtful wisdom was printed on the front pag eof one of his papers .

The story concerned the habit of 'necking,' and gave one ortwo intimate hints as to a general procedure to be followed b yexponents of the art. But apparently the Faculty of the Univer-sity of Washington rose in anger against the article, and decide dthat in future the Washington Daily must be censored by a Boar dof both students and Faculty, the faculty members. being chosen(so it seems), from the faculty of journalism .

But the point open to debate is hardly whether the article pub-lished was a mistake ; rather is it the problem of faculty controlover a student newspaper . Every college paper on this continentprobably faces, at least once in its career, such a situation as ex-ists upon the Washington campus today, but few Faculties fail t orealize the actual power and importance of a university studentnewspaper.

It is true that frequently these newspapers print stories whichmight be far better thrown into the waste basket, and it is tru ethat radical thought and opinion often characterize the editorialcolumns, but few papers, it must be remembered, have studenteditors who are old and seasoned . It is the very youthful jubil-ance, and caustic crying of a college paper which makes it enter-taining .

Yet the faculty of the Washington campus are going to put adetermined stop to any further student opinion which happens todisagree with the ideas of the sage and sobre censors. The neweditor of the paper will be in the difficult position of desiring t orepresent student opinion whilst simultaneously trying to satisf ythe demands of a part-faculty board.

Surely this type of situation should not have arisen from suc ha childish article as that printed in the Daily. It seems impossibl ethat the freedom of the student press—which should be desired b ystudents and faculty alike at Washington, if the great America ndemocracy still stands true to form—fori the article—in our opin-ion, could have offended only the most narrowminded of "purists . "

The unfortunate end of Editor Petersen is to be regretted.

COUNCIL MUST RESIGN

Campus struggles are rare enough in the ordinary way, butthis year seems to have been an exception . Differences of opinio nare at present the most characteristic thing about many of th estudent ' Gladstones' and it would appear that the Ubyssey ha sbeen treated to an overwhelming amount of attention .

But at last the Ubyssey is prepared to thrust forward its wel lhacked neck in order to take up a little matter with the celebrate dStudents' Council .

Frankly, the Students' Councillors this year are the most use -less, the most degenerate, and the most inefficient group of legis-lators upon which this Alma Mater Society has ever laid its eyes .Yet the Publications Board has remained silent till now .

At the start of the session the Council took at least three meet-ings to ascertain exactly what students comprised the body, andafter five weeks the membership had to be published in this pape rin order that Councillors could learn the names of their worth ycolleagues .

At the end of the first month this writer felt that it should b epointed out to the Councillors that there was a Union Building t obe completed . It was too obvious that the entire matter had slip-ped the minds of Council, or possibly that ".Dirty Nine" 'had slip-ped their minds .

Be this as it may, the Council eventually managed to spen dfive minutes of their twentieth meeting on deciding whether aUnion Building was necessary, finally coming to the conclusio nthat such a structure would be purely superfluous on this campus .

Again the University paper came to the rescue of the oppress-ed population, and, championing their cause, rose to the greates tof heights by suggesting that the Union Building was alread ybuilt . Council survived this direct blow, and decided to alter thei ropinion to one of favoring such an edifice .

Later this paper was compelled to oppose the Treasurer of th eCouncil in his proposal to borrow $200,000 .00 this year, in order tobalance the budget . Accordingly the power of the Press prevaile dand the Treasurer agreed to economize to the extent of the deficit .

And now once again the Ubyssey is in a life and death struggl ewith the Council . This time we of the Publications Board have se tourselves the task—and easy it will prove to be—of smashing th eCouncil, on the floor of the Gymnasium .

In brief, the Council have had the audacity to challenge th ecampus scribes to a game of basketball, or some such game, an dhave suggested playing on Wednesday at noon .

So shall it be !We of the 'Pub' accept the challenge, and express our sym-

pathy to the future fallen heroes. May their end be painless .

RED CROSS(Continued from Page 1

$1,500,000 for the purchase of ra wmaterials to make hospital supplies . "

These raw materials are purchaseddirect from the wholesalers, govern-ment tax deducted, and are shippe dacross the continent to Branchesfree of charge by the railways. Here ,they are cut to workable sizes andre-distributed to the working unitewhere the women volunteers mak ethem into the above-mentioned sup-plies .

Although the war is only tenweeks old, the Red Cross has spen t$200,000 on hospital supplies to date .

PEACE-TIME WOR KPeace-time activities must not be

neglected because of the war. InVancouver, the Canadian Red CrossSociety has distributed an average

of 5,000 blankets and garments, peryear, to needy veterans and veter-ans' departments .

The Canadian Red Cross Societyin B.C. maintains five Outpost hoe-pitale, and numerous First-Aid post salong our highways, It also main-tains such services as Seaport Nur-series, Nursing Stations, Home Nurs-ing Departments . and ready machin-ery for organization at the outbreakof war .INTERNATIONAL ACTIVITIE S

The work of the Red Cross is in-ternational in scope. Monies raisedIn Canada may be used in conjunc-tion with monies raised elsewher efor the alleviation of sickness, epi-demics and distress, be it in China,Spain, or elsewhere .

It is the only organization throughwhich clothing, food, and informa-tion regarding prisoners of war ca nbe obtained by all nations .

IT MUST BE DONEI had hoped, when I started to

write this column last September, toestablish a record in two ways . One :I was going to stay away from Uni-versity topics as far as possible ; two :I was not going to pan anybody—a tleast no one on this campus .

But now, in spite of what our pro-fessor of psychology' claims to be theadvantages of constructive criticism ,I must do my duty. That duty lies inpanning the disorganized societiesunder L.S.E.—the Pep Club, or Ma-mooks, The Band, P .D.C., etc .THE KIDS DID IT I

I would never have mentioned thisIf I hadn't attended two footbal lsemen last Saturday . The first wasodr own game with North Shore inthe afternoon ; the second was thenight-game at V .A .O . between O'DeaHigh of Seattle and Vancouver Col-lege. And the reason I mention it isthat our Pep organization was mad eto look very foolish by a couple o ffifteen-year old youngsters from th eCollege.

The two or three hundred boys andgirls who made up the College cheer-ing section made more noise thantwice the number of Sdienceme ncould possibly cause at an Arta PepMeet . And the motivating factor be-hind it all was the little lad in thewhite sweater who, with the aid ofhis ridiculously large megaphone ,turned his school-mates Into a fren-zied mob of blood-thirsty aboriginies .

WHAT ABOUT US ?At our own game, in the after-

noon, there were probably morethan 188 students present. But, Inspite of the turn-out, there was nota single yell leader in the place. Allthe credit we can give is due HughLivingston . who finally, in absolutedesperation, got up on the platformand pushed the students through acouple of yells as well as he knewhow. My hat's off to you, Hugh.And where was the Band? I'll tell

you. The Band was in the Auditoriumpractising! The Band needs practice ,but it should find some other time torun over new numbers . The Band i sneeded at, gamed more than it i sneeded in the Auditorium . And, in-cidentally, the Band wouldn't have t ospend Saturday afternoons practisin gif L .S.E. could give it some place t oget together during the week .

WHO'S AT FAULT ?I'm not blaming the Pep Club for

its inefficiency, and I'm not blamingthe Band for its absence . There is areason for this disorganization thatlies. not in the two groups mentionedor in their executives, but rather atthe door of L .S .E .

Two years ago, a man named Mal-colmn Brown was president of theLiterary and Scientific Executive .Brown started the Radio Society an dnurtured it into being . He did thesame with the Band. He also helpe dorganize a Glee Club .

Last year, Struan Robertson ha dthe L .S .E . job . Struan reorganized th ePep Club, he inaugurated an Honor-ary L.S.E. Society, he made an at -tempt to give this Campus Phi Bet aKappa. When Robertson saw some -thing going wrong with a club, hetried to do something about it .

I claim that the recent break-downof the P .D .C. is not the fault of FrankWiggs. It is the fault of his Councilsuperior, who is supposed to check onclubs which are not functioning a sthey should .

How many of the newcomers tothe campus have ever heard ofL.S .E ., or know what it means ?

SO WHAT ?If we are to save ourselves the em-

barrasamment of another "188" Club ,if we are to make any kind of moneyout of our football teams, if we areto make sure of greater public sup-port of our athletics, we must havethe co-operation of L.S .E. Student'sCouncil should realise this . The Men' sAthletic Directorate should realizethis . L.S .E . should realize this.

If the Band isn't out at the gamenext Saturday, and if there aren't a tleast three cheer-leaders wearing PepClub sweaters doing their best tokeep the crowd interested, somebody'sreally going to have something to su esomebody about .

Englishman—"I say, what are theydoing? "

American—"They're dancing. "Englishman — "They get married

later, don't they? "

GOTTUM TOTEM

BELOWTHIS

HEADBy. NEMO

A NOTE OF APPRECIATIO NNero, when he ruined my column

last week, must have unconsciouslyremembered the old epigram ; "Whenin Rome do as the Romans do," No -one knows why .

Nemo solemnly hopes that th epowers that are below will see to itthat the next time Nero fiddles h edoes so in a modern counterpart o fDante's Inferno and not 'Below Thi sHead,'

But thanks, Nero, you did a goodjob .

WE HAVE ANORCHESTRA NUCLEUS

Students have in the past attempt-ed to form a Varsity orchestrawhich they hoped would at som etime merit the approval of the maj-ority of the student body as well a sthe approval of Students' Council.

Their attempts, valiant and praise-worthy though they have been, metwith failure . It does not matter why .

But this year Gilmour Clark, thirdyear Arts student, has organised anucleus of eleven men and three co-eds into the Varsity Dance Orch-estra.

Those students contributing theirtime and thole efforts in a desireto form this orchestra ores John-nle Fletcher, Byron Straight, LeoFoster, Bob Murray, James Mo-CuUooh, Sidney Poulton, DennisLeong, Leonard Kerwh, RosemaryCollins, Ruth Wilson, ValerieOardlner, and Jim Collier.As yet their efforts have not bee n

officially recognised by Council .

IT NEEDS SUPPORTPerhaps Council does not realise

the advantages of this orchestra .Perhaps Council doer not realis ethat It will in the long run be anasset to the University.

Nemo suggests that Darrell Braid -wood in his capacity as L.S .E. presi-dent, investigate its possibilities witha view to giving it official recogni-tion and financial support.

True the A.M.S. is operating thisyear under a curtailed budget, but itis quite obvious that this orchestrawill pay for itself In the long run.

How ?Here is what it can do :1. Play at a series of informal

Saturday night dances In the newBrock Memorial Building when it i sopened In the spring.

The admission fee to these danceswill in some measure more than resturn the Initial outlay by Council .

2. Contribute to the welding of aUniversity spirit among those stu-dents who live on or close to thecampus.

b . Develop, if given proper en-couragement, into an ordhestrawhich in the future will be able toplay at all Varsity functions .

Nemo congratulates Gil Clark andthose students who with him are try-ing to form this band .WHEN IT APPEARS

Nemo was at one of the rehearsal slast week. When he realized thatthey had practised for only sixweeks, he thought they were good.

The students will see and hear theVarsity Dance Orchestra next wee kat a Pep Meet to be arranged by theMamooks .

The students should not expect tohear Ole Olsen or Stan Patton .

They will hear Oil Clark and his10-piece orchestra featuring Rose-mary Collins as songstress.

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have practised pitching, putting ,darning, threading, whipping creamuntil we are regular olive groves. Wepromise good clean fun, and whole-some dead-end manoeuvres . We doubtvery much If there will be any op-position, but I will appear clad inyou-know-what to make the annualkick-off, anyway, just in case thereis a slight attempt at opposition .OF PUNSTERS

But those puling pubsters withtheir futile efforts will be mopped u pby our mighty men and beautifulwomen. Don't quote me but we allhad our fortunes told by a palmis tand soloist who affirms our confi-dence in ourselves.

Our line-up on washing day onsome line or other is capting Jeerson,first half Jeerson, third half Jeerson ,net man Jeerson, guard Jeerson ,Goalie Jeerson so look out you pesti-ferous mosquitoes of pubsters .OOTTUM COFFIN ?

If we don't win, we won't let yo uLao our tin heaven. Ugh! Counci lhas spoken . Let the pale squaws ofink cover their hides in burial holes .

Ugh! Council has spoken .

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from hall to stairway, dragging hisunbalanced budget behind him, whileBasil Robinson bites his lip in bitterchagrin as the sand in the hour glassslowly but surely filters through.

The only possible manner by whichthe council worms can hope to attainvictory is by nefarious means . Natur-ally the Publications Board will playits usual clean fair game .

It is too much to expect that theDirty Nine, who for the past 22years have resorted to the basest ofskullduggery. win allow the conflictto proceed long without tainting itwith rabid displays of trickery an dpoor sportsmanship.Even now there Is a cunning leer in

the eyes of James Harmer who sneerswickedly as he slithers by the Pu bstronghold .PUNSTERS CONFIDENT

But although the council has • re-peatedly tried to crush the morale ofthe Shrdlu Etaoina, their indominablespirit remains unbroken . Several at-tempts to bribe cub-reporters to putarsenic in the printer's ink have metwith utter failure owing to the 1et-ters' unswerving loyalty to Joe Thoth .

Down In the Ubyssey fort, the Pub-lications Wonder Team which hasreigned undefeated throughout theyears, is preparing to set the TinGods in their place once again .

Last year the journalists trouncedthe council 86-2 . This year. they ex-pect to inflict a crushing defeatwhich the governmental tyrants wil lnever live down .

Backbone of the team and chiefshock absorbers, will be Ozzie Durkinand Lionel Salt . Jack Margeson, Du hOwatt and Dune (Westminster) Mc-Tavish will be in the front linetrenches . The wounded will be underthe charge of Mary Ann. A suitabletriangular one-piece garment hasbeen chosen as regulation strip forall combatants .THE PRICE OF DEATH IS CHEAP

Tomorrow at high noon, tremblingcouncil squad will face the Pub Won-der team, as a blood thirsty mobleans forward to watch the kill . Thesimpering smiles of Rosemary Collinsare of no use now .

Not even the alluring femine wile sof Biddy McNeill, as she rolls hereyes upward in a last desperate ap-peal for mercy, can save the counci lgoons as they face their Nemesis . Wecan only hope that the end come squickly as the Garret machine swoopsclown, and proves for all time tha tthe Pen is truly mightier than th eSword .

November 17, 1939

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Letters To The Editor

Editor, The Ubyssey ,Dear Pawn :

In the forthcoming Pub-Counci lArmageddon,, one of the staunches tPubplayers is to be a prominent bas-keteer who qualified with an articleon the Sports 'page' headed "By ByStraight. "

If "By-By Straight" has become apubster this way, might it be toogoony to suggest that one "Barre lDriftwood" whose article in the blue-and-white edition of Nov . 14 had tha tby-line, is none other than . a Coun-cillor in by-line's clothing? and mustnow play for the Publications team?

Chang Suey has sent me this in-teresting note by wing-jing post :"Ballell Dliftwood actually none otherthan Councillol Dallel Blaidwood .Might this unworthy person suggestthat if Blaidwood does not play un-der Pub colours in forthcoming clash ,will receive personal C . S. wing-j . insmall of back . "

Is Braidwood on the spot ?Will he dare play for the Dirty

Nine Wednesday?Sincerely,

PRO BONO PUBLICATIONS .

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freedom to themselves during thepresent crisis .

In his rebuttal, as he re-empha-sized the need for democracy in thewar time, Davis maintained that civilliberties on the campus were serious-ly threatened if members of the op -position sincerely believed the opin-ions they expressed .

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1. DUTIESDuties for week ending November

20, 1989 :Orderly Officer, 2nd Lt. R. S. F.

Robertson .Next for duty, 2nd Lt . H. F. C.

Spring .Orderly Sergeant, Cpl . Lamont, R.A .Next for duty, Sgt . Guthrie, J.

9 . PARADES1. The Monday-Wednesday group

will parade on Monday, Nov. 20, andWednesday, Nov. U. at 1900 hours.

2. The Tuesday-Thursday groupwill parade on Tuesday, Nov. 21, andThursday, Nov . 28, at 1900 hours .

3, NOON LECTURE SDuring the week commencing Nov .

20, lectures will be held on Monday,Nov. 20, Tuesday, Nov . Al, Wednesday,Nov. 92, and Friday, Nov. 94, at 1230hours.4. TRAININ G

Training will continue as per syl-labus posted .5. DRESS

Those members of the C .O .T .O . whohave been issued uniforms will wearthem to the Monday and Tuesdayparades .

(W. H. Barton) 2nd Lieut .for A/Adjutant ,

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Luxembourg StudentReport Available

A report of the First International"Conversation" of Students, held i nLuxembourg in 1983 on the topic "Ed-ucation in the Modern University" hasbeen published by the InternationalInstitute of Intellectual Co-operationand can be obtained InternationalAffairs Literature Service, 124 Well-ington Street, Ottawa, at $1 .50 .

Saturday saw the Blue and Goldgrass hockey eleven win by defaul tover Pro-Recs 8 . Having turned outwith new socks and all, the girl sstaged a practice game anyway. Ourstar centre-halfback, incidentally,received thunderous applause fromthe military sideline.

Captain Myrna Nevieon reveale dthat the team to play Washington i nthe Spring will be picked on th ebasis of attendance at practices .

Scoring their 8rd consecutive win ,our Senior "A" basketballers downe dExcelsior, 49-15 in Friday night'stilt at the Y.W. With skipper RuthWilson on the floor only a shorttime, the others managed very well .The girls are only hoping their luckwill last.

VARSITY : Collins 9, Wilson S.Thompson 19, Eckhardt 10, Harri s5, Bell 14, Orchard ,

THE LOW DOWNEchoes of Kamloops : Joyce went

to the dance in style! A real high -class truck . . . the escort's chap-eron! . . . the referee was O.K. afte rthe game, wasn't he, Jean? . .Grace's "cute kid" was the envy ofall . . . having gone to sleep in a nempty smoking room, imagin eRuth's embarasement on waking t ofind herself the object of a milliongases . . . on the train, the conduc-tor told the girls to make more nois ewith their yells. (Can you believ eit?)

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Little TheatrePresents 'OFMice And Men '

Russ (Gordon) Keillor, former Var-sity student, will take the leading rolein John Steinbeck's powerful drama"Of Mice and Men" which will bepresented at the Little Theatre, 687Commercial Drive, for four nightsthis week, commencing tomorrow eve -ning at eight-thirty.

"Of Mice and Men" won the Critic'saward as the best play of 1938 andVancouver audiences will have an op-portunity to decide its standing for1939.

Garfield A. King, director of theproduction, reports that he has as-sembled an unusually able cast andfeels that it will give a moving andpertuasive performance.

Tickets may be reserved at Kelly'son Seymour Street.

Engineering Institut e

C.N.R. ExpertTo Discus sTransportatio n

"Engineering in Transportation "will be the subject of Guest SpeakerS. W. Fairweather's address at th eannual dinner and meeting of theVancouver Branch of the EngineeringInstitute of Canada on Friday, No-vember 24, at 6.30 p.m. in HotelGeorgia (Patrlola-Connaught Rooms) .

Chief of Research and Developmentof Canadian National Railways, Mr .Fairweather is an expert on the man yphases of railway operation in Can-ada. He graduated from McGill Uni-versity in Engineering in 1916, andhas held the positions of structuralengineer and office engineer with th eDepartment of Railways and Canals .

Members are requested to telephonedinner reservations to the secretarynot later than 5 p .m. Thursday. atSEy. 6223 . Tickets are $1 .00 each.Dress is informal.

Immediately following dinner andpreceding Mr. Fairweather', addressthe annual business will be trans-acted .

Bridge Design Contes t

Burnett FirstIn America,Wins $200 .

Daniel A. Burnett, '39 graduate incivil engineering at U .B .C. has beennamed as the winner of the drat stu-dent prize of $200 in a timber bridgedesign contest sponsored by theAmerican Forest Products Indus -tries, National Lumber Manufac-tures Association and Timber En-gineering Company of Washington ,D.C .

Burnett is at present engaged asjunior engineer on a Provincial Gov-ernment road work project near Nel-son .

Sherwood D. Ford, who also grad-uated this year from the U.B.C ., wasawarded a $10 prise. Ford is at pre-sent employed with Boeing Aircraftof Canada Ltd .

Prof . J. F. Muir, associate profes-sor of structural engineering underwhom these men studied, receive dhonourable mention in the majorcompetition open to all practicin gengineers and architects, of UnitedStates and Canada .

Salisbury LodgeHops Tuesday

Tuesday night, the boys of Salis-bury Lodge. will make merry at th eannual Salisbury Lodge Fall infor-mal, The dance will be held this yearin the Peter Pan Ballroom .

Approximately thirty Salisburymen will be in attendance. A limitednumber of outsiders will also be ad-mitted for $1.00 a couple . Ticketsare obtainable from any Salisburyresident.

A statement from the Lodge urge dco-eds, who wished to attend th edance, to place their names on th eSalisbury Date Bureau as soon aspossible,

Student PassesThe following students are

requested to pick up their passesat Council Office as soon as pos-sible :

Allan, J . A., Baker, D . 0., Ball, H .W., Ballard, A. 0., Sanford, Pauline ,Barton, E. C., Birkeland, Elisabeth ,Butler, Irene, Bradner, F. E., Brown ,Victoria .

Campbell, Jean, Carlisle, Don, Car -son, John, Carter, Evelyn, Christie ,George, Clark, A., Cleveland, Don ,Coburn, Robert, Cochrane, Ruth ,Cochrane, J . S., Collins, J . A., Kerr,S. A., Klaasen, W .

Ladner, Dorothy, Millard, Robert ,Moore, William, MacDonald, Margar-et, McLeod, R., MacMillan, G . A .Narod, M., Naomi., D., Phelps, .7 . L.Darley, Harry, Elliott, A. H., Filteau,J . F., Finch, Marguerite, Finlay, Gra-ham, Finlayson, Jean, Gaudin, S . D. ,Lobel, Margaret, Gordon, Michael ,Gwyn, A. Hammeraley, C ., Hatch, J. ,Holden, R. C., Hudson, A. G.

Johnston, Lorraine, Johnston, J ., A .Ramsey, D . R. Rand, J. A. Rattenbury,A. Richardson, Darwin Robertson ,Betty Rutherford .

Roy E. Selby, H. 0. Spring, HattieStaghall, S . Starner, Margaret Tay-lor, Edwin Tuley, J . S. Twining, Hor-tense Warne, G . E. White, J . W. Wy-lie, 0 . E. Yip .

Editors FumeOver Student'sHandwriting

"What 1s your first name, please?",and "How do you spell your sur-name?" . These and other seeminglyimpertinent questions were asked byeditors of the Student Directory whentheir overworked optics could nolonger decipher the hieroglyphicswhich purported to be handwritingon the registration cards .

The Totem files were supposed tobe used for compiling the directory ,but these were incomplete. Many peo-ple had obviously decided by the time.,hey reached the Totem card, last inthe registration booklet, "What's th euse? If they don't know my name bynow, I give up."

EDITORS DESPAIRThe editors wanted to give up, too.

Especially when they could have ac-cess to the Student Council !ilea onlyone hour a day because they werebeing used In connection with th eissuing of the Student passes .

Trying to find a Smith in the Van-couver telephone directory 1s no joke,especially when you discover in th eend that Joe C . Smith ; home addressIs Kalamazoo and that he doesn'tknow the phone number where he isboarding . However, this Is nothingcompared with the difficulty cause dwhen the poor student apparently ha sno home whatsoever, and will noteven give the number of the doorstep which he frequents moat often.

DITCH DIGGIN GTyping 2400 names, addresses and

phone numbers means lifting one'sfingers approximately 50 times perstudent, including the punctuationmarks. If this is multiplied out ttresults in 120,000 taps. Now if youadd the number of repeats occasione dby the inadequacy of the Totem filesand the changes of address whichwere included in the last week i nspite of deadlines, and multiply ou tInto pounds of energy expended—Ifyou still 'follow us—you will have th oreason why six students were foundto be suffering from nervous exhaus-tion and physical inertia .

GOTTUM TOTEM

Ex-Kitsilano DanceTo Be Held Thursday

The annual Ex-Kitsilano ReunionDance will be held Thursday, Nov. 2 3at the Alma Academy. Dancing tothe music of Stan Patton and hisorchestra will be from 9 till 1 .

Tickets at $1 .00 per couple may beobtained at the dance or at KitailanoHigh School.

Don't trust to luc kHold your Totem with a buck .

Lady : "So you're on a submarine ;tell me, what do you do? "

Sailor : "Oh, I run forward an dhold her nose when we're going todive ."

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once location.The Third Conference will again

consider national and universityproblems and direct the activitiesthat are to follow it.LARGE REPRESENTATION

Thirty campuses from Charlotte-town to Victoria will be representedat the 'conference. A large French-Canadian delegation has been assur-ed. The National Executive Com-mittee reports, that already severalof the local Assemblies have askedthat their delegations be increased.

Local delegates will be selectedon the basis of their contributionto university life. The cost perdelegate, including the pooledtransportation rate, will be in theneighborhood of twenty-five tothirty dollars, It was stated by th eConference Committee.This will give assistance to the

delegates from the far West and thefar East, who otherwise would notbe able to be present .

Indian StudentCalled To Ba r

P.aghblr Singh Bans, M .B .A. 1936,formerly a student at U .H .O., hascompleted the law examinations o fthe University of London, England ,and has been called to the Bar. He issailing at once for his homeland, In-dia, where he plans to make use ofhis training in Agriculture and Law .

GOTTUM TOTEM

Classified

RECORD RECITALA programs of classical music sel-

ected from the Carnegie record lib-rary will be presented Tuesday noonin Arts 100 at 12 :40 sharp, Programin the next issue of the Ubyssey.

BADMINTONVarsity Badminton players drop-

ped a close contest to UniversityHill Club 7.8 at the Varsity GymNovember 9.

LOSTA German 1 book In Arts 100 with

Esme Caydsien's name in it. Willfinder please return to Mr . Horne'soffice.

LOSTLarge red fountain pen—some-

where near University gates or o nthe Campus, Tuesday, November 14 .Return to Geoffrey Caine, Pub office .

LOST: 4 OF 5 KEYS IN CHEY. KEYcase; on the bus on Friday . Returnto lost and found dept ., Mr. Horne'soffice . Reward .

Le Cerole Franoalse, ae reunira mardi ,le 21 novembre, chew Dr . D. 0. Evans ,8862 Chancellor Boulevard, a 8 heures .

CRICKET CLUBThe annual general meeting of the

B .C. Cricket League will be held onTuesday. Nov. 28, at the Pacific Ath-letic Club, 531 Howe St., at 7 .30 p .m .

It is important that members o fthe U.B.C. Cricket Club make ever yeffort to attend .

OOTTUM TOTEM

THE Photograph Club will not meettoday because of the Alma MaterMeeting . The next meeting will beheld on Thursday, at 12 :80 in Arta106 ,

Copy of Hamlet lost : with notes. Re-turn to Ruth Hutchinson A.M.S .office .

NO TOTEMS WILL BE SOLDAFTER, Wednesday, November 22 .Orders will be taken in the PubOffice up to 5 p.m. on that day .

Arthur Lang, director of the Safe -way's Food Division, will address theAggie Dischasion Club Wednesday at8 .30 in Agriculture 100 .

Varsity Band : An important practicewill be held on Thursday, Novembe r23, at 12 .30 In the Stadium. A fullattendance is requested.

' Dan Fliegende Klassen Zimmer"Lost Arta 100 Tuesday, November 4 .Return to Esme Oaydzien, pub office .

"You sold me a car two weeks ago . ""Yes, air . ""Tell me again all you said about

It . I'm getting discouraged . "—The Sheaf .

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Varsity Plays Victoria In Final

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CANADIAN FOOTBALL

VARSITY 12—LIONS 0

r PORT,-rVARSITY 33—MARPOLE 3

UBEECEES 3—ROWERS 6

'Birds Blank Lions 12-0In Ninth Straight Win; ,Play Revellers For Cu p

t$ith the Lipton Cup hanging in the balance, Varsity's Thun-derbirds of the grid-iron, an undefeated and untied army ofathletes, will entrench for their final battle of the season, nextSaturday, when they clash with Victoria Revelers at Athleti cPark. The Collegians qualified for the game by trouncing Nort hShore Lions 12 .0 last Saturday.

No one was much surprised as the Student forces wen tthrough their paces last week for the benefit of a thousand-od dfans in the process of trimming the rubber-toothed Lion, las tyear's champions, and winning their ninth straight game, a recordin Big Four and Campus circles .

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Looking for Win inWed. Nite GameAgainst Champs

It will be students against thegrads when the Thunderbird hoopteam takes the floor against thestrong Maple Leaf team in the gymtomorrow night, in quest of theirsecond win in four starts .

The ex-Varsity students haven'tlost a game this season but theBirds are not afraid of their aver-age . The Birds have been beaten byindividualistic teams who break upthe Varsity zone defence with long-shots by shooting stars.

THEY'RE DIFFEREN TBut the Maple Leafs will be dif-

ferent. It is a team clubs Varsityhopes to hold the Forum team'soffence by alternating zone andman-to-man defence .

With the brand-new doublescreening plays the Van Vnetiansare using along with Flynn's buck-et-shot, the Thunderbirds mightcause an upset that would standthe downtown idbitsers on theirears.

The Maple Leafs will have Mat-thison, Art Willoughby, JimmyBardsley, and Dick Wright, all starsfor the Varsity team in their day.

I FIERY FORWARD

Pictured above is red-thatchedEvann Davies, fighting serum ma nfor Coach Carey's Varsity rugger-men. Evans is a sophomore, playinghis second season of first divisionrugby, and is proving to be a realpowerhouse in the somewhat anemi cserum this year. Watch him goplaces in future games .

ENGINEERS LOSELast Saturday the Engineers, a

newly-formed team of scienoeme nwent down to defeat before a teamof Seaforths 9-0 . The score is no tindicative of the play, however,since the Slipstiokmen really pulle da surprise and turned in a goo dbrand of ball . There are a goodlynumber of fair ball toters on thesquad, and with a little tuition thelads should form quite a classy ag-gregation.

ROWING CLUBThere will be a general meeting on

Thursday. November 23. Plans forSpring activities will be discussed .Watch the notice board In the Quadfor the Room number.

BADMINTON CLUBThe Badminton Club will be abl e

to play at the Gym on :Thursday nights at 7 :30 .Saturdays from 2 :30.0 :30.

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Touchdowns by Teagle and Har-mer did the trick with Teagle con-verting both with perfect drop-kick sto pick up the two extra points.WILLIAMS FLASHES

No one was particularly brillian tfor the Collegiate crowd althoughTommy Williams, playing fifty-fiveminutes did Trojan work in th ebackfield, and helped set up bothscores. As usual, Johnny Pearso nshone at end .

First Varsity score came as theresult of a North Shore fumble i nthe first quarter, before the fans hadhad time to sit down . Lucking drop-ped the ball on the Lion forty, andFreddy Smith, coming up on th eplay, dribbled the ball for fiftee nyards, falling on it as it rested onthe twenty-five yard stripe.

Tommy Williams and LionelFournier pushed the pigskin downto the three yard line, and Teagleknifed through the line to score.Employing rugger tactics, Teaglethen booted the convert with aperfect drop-kick .Williams figured in the only othe r

score of the game, when, In the fina lframe, he galloped forty-five yardsthrough the Lion secondary, to b ehauled down by Bill Bishop on th efive yard line . On two plays Williamsprogressed four of those five yards,setting up the play for Harmer whoscored on a straight line buck ,Teagle again converting .GLEANINGS : Varsity pulled the"play of the day" in the second quar-ter when Pearson recovered a NorthShore fumble, lateralled to Harmer ,who passed to Tucker, who, in turn ,gave the ball to Poulton . Four menon the play and 69 yards their re-ward . . . . Twice North Shore missedset-up scores when passes into th eend-zone went wide of their mark .

Varsity was penalized yards i nthe contest, more than they havehad called against them all season .. . . Bullock clicked for twenty yardson a version of the old Statue o fLiberty play . . . . Graham Finlay,out with a bruised shoulder, playe donly the last five minutes. . . . TheO'Dea gridders from Seattle witnes-sed the contest, remarking on Pear -son's kicking, and the size of th eCanadian ball . . . they also likedthe hard hitting Varsity guard ,Freddy Smith . . . . Bob Brown ough tto do something about this PeteMauro . . . the somewhat slap-happyAl Sahact of Big Four footballshould be signed to a long-term con-tract .

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Soccer

Premiers HeldScoreless InSecond HalF '

Ubeecees Tie WithSt. Regis 1. 1

The Varsity soccermen came intotheir own Saturday at Camble Stree tGrounds when they completely out -played the league-leading New West-minster Premiers and emerged vic-torious by a 3-1 score after a stir-ring second-half offensive .

The feature contest was to hav ebeen played on the campus but atthe last minute It was switched toCambia Street, and this may hav eproved the margin of the victory forthe speedy young Blue and Gol dteam .

From the first peep of RefereeGoodall's whistle, the collegians hadthe upper hand, and it was only asudden breakaway that gave th ePremiers their lone goal within th efirst ten minutes of the game .

This relapse made all the differ-ence to the eampusmen and theypressed throughout the majorityof the first half without being abl eto beat Howser in the Royal Citynet.

ROUGH 'N TOUGHThe game soon began to roughe n

up, and the Referee gave severa lfouls against the league-leadersmuch to the chagrin of their wholeteam. In this part of the game FredSasaki was scintillating in his posi-tion at left half and kept up hi scalm and effective playmakingthroughout the contest . Basil Rob-inson was slightly injured beforehalf time and Temoln went to in-side-right where he once again gav eevidence of his versatility .

Stew Roach, playing only his sec-ond game in the forward line, tiedthe game up in the first minute o fthe second half when he blasted onehome from close In after a lightningmovement on the right.

Only ten minutes later, Doug Toddregistered the ultimate winningcounter on a freak shot, which roll-ed slowly but awkwardly to th eWestminster goalie and then oblig-ingly jumped in between his legsinto the goal .

HOT STUFFThis break was followed by Te-

moin's counter with 20 minutes t ogo . The checkerboard passing move-ment originating from Sasaki on th eleft which resulted in the score hadhoary old critics standing around inspasms of delight .

With nothing to lose the Premiersgave everything they had for th erest of the game but even at thatthe locals kept them off withoutmuch trouble . Rush, Robinson, andWallace were steady on defensethroughout.

The wholesale switching of peel-tions seemed to work wonderswith the Blue and Gold team.Doug . Todd, after a shaky start,was more than adequate in hisnew right half position, while BenHerd showed possibilities at cen-tre .

ANOTHER TIEThe U.B.C. aggregation, mean -

while was tying with St. Regis onthe campus, 1-1 . The college boyslooked as though they would b ecrashing the win column by virtueof Campbell's second half counter ,but it was not to be.

A poor call by the referee, whic hthat worthy gentleman almost ad-mitted after the game, gave th eHotelmen a penalty which they con-verted not many minutes before th eend .

—ROBINSON .

GOTTUM TOTEM

Rugger

Varsity Trims

Marpole 33-3;

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the half-way mark, by virtue of asmooth three run, but the studentsfought back at the start of the sec-ond canto, and replied with a try byAlan Ross .

The Rowers however, proved to ogood, and got the clincher late inthe frame. The Ubeecees showe dtheir best form of the season.

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stride last Saturday at the Ova lwhen It downed the squad from Mar -pole 83-3 . The win keeps the Campu slads in a virtual first place tie withthe Meralomans who also copped thedecision in their contest, althoughthe Kitsiemen have a game In handover the students .

The Marpole aggregation made i ta contest for about the first ten min-utes, but then just seemed to fal lapart at the seams, practically giv-ing the game to the Careymen ona platter .

The first tally of the game camewith Richards clearing to HowieMcPhee, who, after making one ofhis snappy runs, slipped the leath-er to Alan Wallace for the score .

MANY SCOREBy the end of the frame, Tom Mc-

lachlan, Lyman Day-Smith, and CarlChapman had all gone for a tryapiece . Chapman, incidentally, added6 more points to his quota by con-verting these three tries .

With the resumption of play Mc-Phee, Chapman, Richards, Day-Smith, and Mason each•tallied once ,with but a single reply from th eMarpolians. The final score thu sread Varsity 83, Marpole 3 .

Rumour has it that now the Can-adian football schedule has run It scourse but for the playing of on egame, Coach Carey is trying to en-tice the former English players bac kto the fold .

However, it seems that the lad sfeel somewhat tired after a rathe rstrenuous season of tough play, an dare not inclined to turn out unti lafter Xmas .NEED NEW BLOOD

On the other hand, with a Mc-Kechnie Cup tilt with Victoria loom-ing up early in December, CoachCarey is very anxious that the menput in an appearance before the hol-idays . So at present things seem a ta deadlock between the two groups ,but it seems hardly likely that theCanadian men will turn out for justone game this season .CLOSE ONE

The Ubeecees on Saturday put upa hard fight before going down t odefeat before a strong Rowing Clu bteam, 6-3 . The Rowers lead 3-0 a t

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