RULES FOR WRITING 0300By

Me

RULE #1 DON’T BE A DOUCHEBAG

RULE #2: YOU’RE NOT LIL WAYNE

RULE #3: YOU’RE NOT MARTHA STEWART

RULE #4: I’M THE QUEEN BEE SO NO TALKING WHEN I’M TALKING

RULE # 5

No late papers! Ever!

RULE #6

Only 3 absences

I drop you on the 4th absence

RULE #7

Don’t be late!I lock the door

and laugh at you from the inside