SECOND GRADE JOKESBy Mrs. Nelson’s Class

2010

Why do mummies like the holidays?

Cause all the wrapping

What do mice use for bad breath?

Mouse wash!

What is black,white and red all over?

A news paper.

What do cats put in their drinks?

Mice cubes

Why did tigger look in the tolit?

He was looking for Pooh!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Ya put a little boogie into it!

Why do golfers wear two pair of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you get when two peas fight.

Black eyed peas.

Why do hummingbirds

hum?

Because they don’t know the words

What do cats eat for breakfast ?

Mice - crispies

What kind of key doesn’t open a lock ?

A monkey

What letter is found in a cup?

T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was six scared of seven ?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did the orange go to the Doctors?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor!

What do elves learn in school?

the elf abet

What is math teachers favorite candy?

Measure-mints!

Why was the nose sad?

Because he did not get picked!

Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?

To the baa-baa shop.

What do you get if you cross a cat with father christmas?

Santa claws

When is an apple not an apple?

When it is a pinapple

What is black and white and read all over?

A zebra with a rash.

What is a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Bark!

Where does the cow family go for a good time?

They go to the moo-vies!

Where did the cows go on there date?

To the moo - vies

What kind of phone does the ocean have?

A shell phone

We hope you had a good laugh!!