So just take a minute - you might learn something

It’s great when the kids are away…..

It must be something I ate…..

Birds aren’t always free….

This pool is getting too small….

At my age one just likes to rest…

You just can’t find bones anymore…..

This IS my dinner…….

I keep telling them – I’m not Italian….

Yeah but the colors fade fast….

Go ahead….make my day !...

Damn…I forgot the deodorant !

Is there a belfry near by………

I know dear…but they didn’t mean it

Now just what is a person to do…..

So go home to your mother….who cares

Stanley must be around here somewhere…

Either bring home some food or get out….

I just can’t figure women out….

It takes a leap of faith, son….

Just remember this when you get older…

So let your family be mad…..

There’s got to be a better way….

I left it here somewhere….

It was nice to see you…come back soon