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J HE OCALA BANNER Eft PAGEThN p How British Cities Man ¬ 1 age Public UtilitiesH- ow HoWBirmin ham WhenJOSep h ChamberlainSocialist I Was Mayor Purchased Its Sltim District and Made It I the Most Valuable Tract of Real Estate In the World I e I < J By FREDERICK UPHAM ADAMS Ii j f Copyright 1901 by Frederick Upham Adams I VI 1875 the most squalid district in IN England lay like a festering sore adjacent to the business center of Birmingham It was thus de ¬ scribed by Counselor White in an elo ¬ ± 4 quent plea before the town council for I improved conditions- It is not easy to imagine the dreary desolation which acre after ajre in the very heart of the town presents t- ot those who will take the trouble to vis- it ¬ ttLittIe else is to be seen but bow- ing ¬ roofs tottering chimneys tumble down and disused shops heaps of bricks broken windows and coars > rough pavements damp and sloppy In one case I found a house of only two rooms about nine feet square and six and a half feet high and in this hovel p lived husband wife and four children Amid such deplorable conditions 12 000 of our fellow townsmen are spend ¬ t ing their lives with no bright tiling about them and nothing of joy or glad- ness ¬ in their homes t Joseph Chamberlain was then mayor- of Birmingham and the city had not yet attained the proud distinction of wo the metropolis midland England nor z had that brilliant young man climbed I far toward his present fame He had I evinced marked talents in municipal affairs and was an enthusiastic advo- cate ¬ of public ownershipso much so In fact that his political enemies de- clared him a Socialist It was due to his efforts and energy that Birming- ham ¬ had purchased the gas plant and t the waterworks from private owners I and the success which followed these ventures gave him a prestige of which be was not slow to take advantage 2 The desolate tract populated with thou- sands ¬ of miserable persons aroused his Sympathy butfie was more than t so dal reformer1he was one of the shrewdestbhslness men in Great Brit- ain ¬ He surveyed the field as a gen ¬ < eral does one of a coming battle He L formulated a plan one so startling in SIts originality so radical in its scope c and SQ stupendous in its magnitude that his friends and supporters hesi- tated ¬ when he proposed it to them Mr Chamberlain urged that Birming- ham ¬ proceed to purchase every foot of land in this contaminated area and he included in it fifty or more acres prac- tically ¬ i in the tenter of the city lie proposed to ignore all existing ireot Jines and to devote a large percentage- of the land to broad thoroughfares lie proposed to demolish every hou o in this district to lease part of te site to reputable landlords who would erect dwellings under the supervision I of the city authorities and to lease the remainder of the land for business cr purposes tHe admitted that for years Jbis investment would impose a burden- on S the taxpayers but contended that In the end it would prove a splendid i Investment More than that the erad- Ication j of the slum area would increase I the value of every foot of property in I the city The future statesman formally intro ¬ I duced the matter to the town council and in one of the most masterly speeches of his career urged its adop- tion ¬ He claimed that Birmingham- could never aspire to the commercial j supremacy of its natural territory so i I 5 Ions as it permitted thousands of Its c townsmen to live in misery 601 believe lIe said that the town and above all the next generation will have cause to bless the town coun- cil ¬ of Birmingham if it carries out this scheme and exereises what I ven- ture ¬ to call a sagacious audacity We know how from time to time upon our coast vast operations have been under- taken ¬ by which large tracts of land have been redeemed from the sea and what was formerly the sandy bed of the ocean has been converted into smil- ing fields I say that no less uierito rious and no less necessary is the work 5 which we are undertaking in this in land city by which we hope to wrest 5 from the fell grasp of disease misery and crime populations which would otherwise be abandoned to them- I heard it said the other day that 5 the position of these people was their I own fault Their fault Yes it is le- gally ¬ their fault if they steal and when they do we send them to jail and if they commit murder we hang them for it But if the members of this council had been placed Ader similar condi- tions ¬ if from infancy we had grown S vp in the same way does any of us 5L believe that he should have run no risk 5 of the hangman or the jail For my part I have not sufficient confidence In my own inherent goodness to believe i that anything can make headway S against such frightful conditions as I p have described The fact is it is no- t more the fault of these people that they are vicious and intemperate than It Is that they are stunted deformed p debilitated and diseased The one is due to the physical atmosphere The moral atmosphere as necessarily and- s surely produces the other It is the only occasion for which I ever wish to live beyond the ordinary term of hw t 1s r S 55 I man life in order to see the results of these improvements and to hear the blessiugs which will be showered on those who have the courage to begin them The above is a brief extract from a speech which aroused the staid Bir- mingham ¬ I councilors and aldermen to enthusiasm as by a unanimous vote they indorsed and adopted the plan of their youthful colleague This was in 1875 Few men have lived to see so wild a dream come true As I stood in Corpo- ration ¬ street which traverses what once was the foul center of Birming ¬ hams slum district I wondered what are Joseph Chamberlains sensations when he gazes on that magnificent thoroughfare the finest in Great Brit- ain ¬ outside of London Where the hov- els ¬ once reeked in filth great marts and business palaces rear their fronts The district from which respectable persons turned with loathing is now the fash- ionable ¬ shopping district Delicate fab- rics ¬ have taken the plrce of the rags of the pauper As if Aladdins magician had waved wand the grewsome dis ¬ trict has disappeared I would rather be Joseph Chamberlain and walk up Corporation street Birmingham than be able to pay the llussian national debt At an expense of SSoOO009 the city purchased about fortyfive acres of slums and proceeded to transform an irregular strip having an extreme length of about a mile Starting sit Xew street one of the best business thoroughfares It surveyed a riad roul through the center of its new and strange property Having laid out new streets in every direction the munici- pality ¬ offered the frontage to those who were willing to build in consideration of seventyfive year leases There was- a demand from powerful interests that the leaseholds be extended to ninety nine years but Mr Chamberlain was firm in his resolve that Birmingham should come into full possession of its reward at the end of the shorter term He Insisted that it would be possible- to rent every square foot of the land on the terms specified and his judg- ment ¬ was accurate lie also predicted that the average annual charge against the taxes would not exee > 160000 This would meet the interest on the bonds and make up the deficit after al- lowing ¬ I for rents and other revenues j In brief he estimated that the eventual cost of the investment would not ex- i j ceed 4500000 t The scheme has been greatly enlarg- ed since its inception but when the last- I I payment is made in 1050 Birmingham will own In fee simple the most valua- ble ¬ I tract of real estate in the world and the price paid will fall below that set by the boy mayor who has a chance to live to see the partial fruition t of his audacious sagacity If offered for sale in the open market today the former slum hole would realize ir I 000000 Its improvement did more than any one tbing to make Birming- ham ¬ I the metropolis of the midland counties It is no exaggeration to as- sert that the decision of the council of 1S7H had the direct effect of doubling I the value of every square foot of land in the business district and it would- be impossible to put n money value on the blessings which have come with a lowered death rate diminished crime- an aroused local pride and the prestige which comes from a great campaign j valiantly and successfully pushed to success i- So He Appointed Tone oLI began to practice law in Dakota i in territorial days said the lawyer from Chicago Our judges were sent I to us and some of them didnt know any more about law than they did about the political beliefs of the mound builders One of themIll call him- Joneswas so appallingly ignorant that it was a great relief when on the I admission of North Dakota to the Union he left the bench and began to practice law ills successor was a man wholly without a sense of humor and the only good thing he ever said in his life was wholly accidental A man was brought to trial charged with selling liquor to the Indians The judge asked him if he had a lawyer to defend him 4 Xo said the man I dont want a lawyerWell said his honor looking about the room till his eyes rested on his predecessor Ill appoint Judge Jones- to defend him Washington Post The Chronometer- In 1713 the English government of ¬ fered 10000 15000 or 20000 to any- one discovering a method for determin ¬ ing the longitude at sea within sixty forty or thirty miles John Harrison carpenters son made his first chro ¬ nometer In 1735 and was sent the next year to Lisbon and back to test it The trial was successful but the inventor was awarded only 500 He produced other instruments in 1739 and 1740 and finally In 1759 he constructed a chronometer In the form of a watch five inches In diameter which was only j 1 minute 5Pf seconds in error after a j voyage to Jamaica and back This was equivalent to determining the longitude within eighteen miles but full pay- ment ¬ for his invention wa withheld- till 1773 I- O1D SOME FLORIDA INCIDENTS OF CAPTAIN TCILLASD3- FAGTICAL JOELS- BY L COLONEL O T GREE- NIt was during the early days of the phosphate in Florida and more or less skepticism existea as to whether I there really was phosphate in the state or not Colonel John unn of Ocala a very prominent man and banker had satisfied himself of the reality of the mineral and had invest- ed a large portion of his fortune in the enterprise Among his friends in Ocala was quite a noted character- one of the pioneers of Ocala a clever delightful gentleman Colonel Eichel berge who still lives among us Now Colonel Eichelberger conceived- in his mind that his friend Dunn was acting very rashly and without say ¬ ing anything to anybody he took the train and went down to where are located the finest phosphate mines in the Withlacooche valley and from the pits in the land that Dunn had optioned and purchased he took nu ¬ merous samples and as the schedule if the train was such that in order to nd accommodations for the night he went on to Homosassa and spent the night with is friend Albert Willard- one of the most noted bonifaces in the state whose famous old place The Homosassa Inn has sheltered many of the most distinguished sportsmen of this country Captain Albert was a great wag very fond of practical jokes and no respector of persons and conditions- and as the wee sma hours drew on and the bottle passed the colonel disclosed to his friend Albert what his mission had been He had taken samples of the phosphate rock and was going to have them analyzed so I as to see whether or not his friend Dunn had ruined himself After Colonel Eichelberger had re ¬ tired Captain Willard took the gun- nysack ¬ I in which the rocks were placed emptied it of its contents and I filled it up with pure limestone rocks The next morning Colonel Eichel I b3rg returned to Ocala and in a Jew days with a very long and serious face called on his friend Dunn and showed him the analysis of the rock which he had had taken and very solemnly said j John you are s ruined man and the i described what he had done I Clonel Dunn was a very cool levelheaded man and although he was at first startled by the earnest ¬ ness of his friend who he was satis- fied ¬ was telling the truth according- to his light commenced questioning him as to his doings where he had been etc I As soon as the fact had developed thathe had spent the night with Wil ¬ I lard and had disclosed his mission to I him he was satisfied that a practical joke had been played and going to j telegraph office in a few minutes had j I confirmed his impression and in- formed ¬ Colonel Eichelberger that he had been the victim of a practical joke i The language he used when this I became plain to him was very fiery and emphatic and he was very much- in earnest so much so that it was several months before Captain Albert I came near enough to him to laugh the thingotf- Nothing I Equal to Ohamberlains Cciic Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for Bowel Complaint in Children We have used Chamberlains Colic Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy in our family for years Mrs J B Cooke of Eederlands Texas We have given it to all of our children We have used other medicines for the same purpose but never found anything to equal Chamberlains If you will use it as directed it will al- ways ¬ I cure For sale by Antimonop- oly ¬ drug store m The Elk Cafe Messrs C M Whitesides and G R Troxler are now the lessees of the Elk Cafe and the same is closed I while extensive temporarily improve- ments ¬ I are being made upon it Its I opening will be duly announced and it will be run in a style commensu ¬ rate with the citys growing needs I FoiEoNYrAIfgj- ZdP ltUl ATm a- MI 4 5SirM7t lr I Brain Xot E entlnl 5 Mrs HenpeckHeres a story about a woman who lived a whole week without any brains Mr Henpeck Humph Thats noth ¬ ing Youve lived much longer than that New York World I i As She in Wrote The letter below was written b a Japanese tailor to an American lady in Yokohama It speaks English for it ¬ self Our Dear Mrs I am very sorry to say that it will take three days at least to make up your kimono ordered at all for tell the truth the dye house in Tokyo- was damaged by an inundation of the re ¬ cent much rain so I beg you pardon me having breack of promise Yours very truly TANI SHOKWAL- P SHow are your honorable husband I hope he will soon recoved Hugh Allen in Lippincotts Maga- zine ¬ A Ponyn Influence Little Dick Mamma I think Id be a better boy if I had a pony like Tom Hunters Mother Better in what way my boyLittle DickI think Id be more charitable Mother surprised More charitable Little DickYes Because then I wouldnt feel so glad when Toms pony runs away with him Pittsburg Post PonndinK Acquaintance Mrs GrimesDo you know Mrs Sykes She lives in the same hotel that you do Mrs JoslynNo I cant say that I know her but we are on pounding ac- quaintance ¬ with the Sykeses They make so much noise we have to rap on the wall now and then to keep them auiet Boston Trausrrint The Equitable row the retrial Nan Patterson the New York gas in ¬ quiry Roosevelt in the western wilds the meeting of the Japanese and Russian fleets and the session of the Florida legislature do not come un- der ¬ th subdued scare head lines of Lenten talks Stubborn I Coughs and Colds I CURED BY FOLEYS HONEY AND TAR Obstinate racking Coughs that make J your head ache your throat and lungs sore and inflamed that rob you of sleep until your system becomes so run down that you are in grave danger of Pneumonia Consumption are quickly cured by Foleys Honey and Tar FOLEYS HONEY MD TAR soothes and heals the inflamed air pas- sages ¬ allays the feverish conditions stops the cough and prevents serious results from a cold FOLEYS HONEY AND TAR is the only prominent cough medicine- on the market that does not contain opiates or harmful drugs of any kind andon this account issafestfor children It is unexcelled for Croup and Whoop- ing ¬ Cough and will quickly cure the racking cough which follows measles and leaves so many children with weak lungs unless properly treated Remember the name Foley Honey and Tarand refuse substi ¬ tutes that cost you the same as the genuine Do not take chances with some unknown preparation Consumption Thrtatinidi C Unger 211 Maple St Champiagn HI writes I was troubled with a I hacking cough for a year and I thought- I had consumption I tried a great many remedies and I was under the care of physicians for several months I used one bottle of Foleys Honey and Tar it cured me and I have not been trou ¬ bled since n Three sizes25c SOc 100 The 50 cent size contains two and onehalf times as much as the small size and the 100 bottle almost six times as much SOLD AID RECOMMEMDED IY- Poatoffice Drug Stre1 0- V I T AND Let us illustrate vividly the difference in mean ¬ ing of the words might and willthe child might live the child will live Might implies doubt will means certainty Might live means might die will live means wiUaot die These two words aptly illustrate the difference between Johnsons Tonic and time horde of commer- cial ¬ remedies on the market and that vast horde of inert professional remedies which only bear the sanction Priests of medicine S 5 USE JOHNSONS TONICi- n 5 a bad case of Grip and you will live I m Bse inert or commercial products and you might live Johnsons Tonic quickly drives out every trace and taint of Grip It is not simply good it is su ¬ premely goodnot good as anything but better than jie- verythingageflmfle lifesaver Those who believe- in it are are in danger and jeopardize- their lives Summed up Johnsons Chill and Fever t Tonic is the best Grip medicine on earth This is the sober serious earnest truth JOHNSONS CHILL a FEVER TONIC CO- At all iractuts Savannah Ga Take rafccttaues I d S 1i 1 j3 F J THE CHAMBERS SHOE COMPANf i eaacomi1ltreCeiiii1lof Trunks T A 2 T O 2500 j Suit Cases t 300 s 1500 t Hand Satchels 125 S I5OQtC- ome in and see them C i- j < I THE CHAMBERS SHOE COMPANY- Opera House Bleck Ocala FIA- I f 1 f Strauss Royal I Reserve 1 OCALA MINING LABORATORY t F T SCHREIBER Consulting an l Analytical Chtmist Member 5 of the Society of Chemical Industry Lon- don ¬ d Eng Member of he Ameaican Chem- ical ¬ Society PO Box 703 I OCALA FLA Oct 22 1904 Messrs Strauss Jo Wholesale Whisky I Merchants Ocala Fla F r Gentlemen In accordance with your instructions I visited your auhrufe en I the 19th instant and personally selected from your stock a sample of j Strauss Royal Reserve whisky the analysis of which shows it to t 1 contain RAIJ Alcohol by weight per cent eo 30G6 Alcohol by volume per cent 4301 Degree proof per cent 8710 Residue on evaporation p cent 0660 Ash per cent 0011 Reducing sugar per cent 0225 Volatile acids per cent x 0027 Amyl alcohol fusel Oil1 tier cent 0073 tJj The above results show the whisky to be- a carefully blended bran I of high grade and that it has been disstilfcd from a clean pure grain mash The amount of fusel oil an of volatile acids is very low Respectfully h S F T SCHREIBER Chemist t i I FOUR FULL QUAlts S350 EXPRESS PREPAID IL- I STRA TSS CO SS I Sole Ownel and DistributorsO- CALA FLORIDA THE VEHICL AND HARNESS CO i I JTCKSOXTIXIJECor tyth and Cedar St FLORIDA i d t Everything Used by Carriage and Wagonmakei a- iCelebrated Blacksmith I vis Wagons for Sale Our SpeClaltiesLog Car urrjesDelive Wagons Saddelr agons Buggies Etc We solicit your b 1 ness and Guarant arness atisfa tory Service S v
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J HE OCALA BANNEREft PAGEThN

p

How British Cities Man¬

1 age Public UtilitiesH-

owHoWBirmin ham WhenJOSep h ChamberlainSocialist I

Was Mayor Purchased Its Sltim District and Made It I

the Most Valuable Tract of Real Estate In the WorldI

e I

<J

By FREDERICK UPHAM ADAMSIi

j

f Copyright 1901 by Frederick Upham AdamsI VI

1875 the most squalid district in

INEngland lay like a festering soreadjacent to the business center ofBirmingham It was thus de¬

scribed by Counselor White in an elo±4 quent plea before the town council for

I improved conditions-It is not easy to imagine the dreary

desolation which acre after ajre in thevery heart of the town presents t-

ot those who will take the trouble to vis-

it¬

ttLittIe else is to be seen but bow-ing

¬

roofs tottering chimneys tumbledown and disused shops heaps ofbricks broken windows and coars >

rough pavements damp and sloppy Inone case I found a house of only tworooms about nine feet square and sixand a half feet high and in this hovel

p lived husband wife and four childrenAmid such deplorable conditions 12000 of our fellow townsmen are spend ¬

t ing their lives with no bright tilingabout them and nothing of joy or glad-

ness¬

in their homest Joseph Chamberlain was then mayor-of Birmingham and the city had notyet attained the proud distinction of

wo the metropolis midland England norz

had that brilliant young man climbed I

far toward his present fame He had I

evinced marked talents in municipalaffairs and was an enthusiastic advo-

cate¬

of public ownershipso much soIn fact that his political enemies de-

clared him a Socialist It was due tohis efforts and energy that Birming-ham

¬

had purchased the gas plant and

t the waterworks from private ownersI

and the success which followed theseventures gave him a prestige of whichbe was not slow to take advantage

2

The desolate tract populated with thou-

sands¬

of miserable persons aroused hisSympathy butfie was more than t so

dal reformer1he was one of theshrewdestbhslness men in Great Brit-

ain¬

He surveyed the field as a gen ¬

<eral does one of a coming battle HeL formulated a plan one so startling in

SIts originality so radical in its scopec and SQ stupendous in its magnitude

that his friends and supporters hesi-

tated¬

when he proposed it to themMr Chamberlain urged that Birming-

ham¬

proceed to purchase every foot ofland in this contaminated area and heincluded in it fifty or more acres prac-

tically¬

i in the tenter of the city lieproposed to ignore all existing ireotJines and to devote a large percentage-of the land to broad thoroughfares lieproposed to demolish every hou o inthis district to lease part of te siteto reputable landlords who woulderect dwellings under the supervision

I of the city authorities and to lease theremainder of the land for business

cr purposes tHe admitted that for yearsJbis investment would impose a burden-on

S

the taxpayers but contended thatIn the end it would prove a splendid

i Investment More than that the erad-Ication

j

of the slum area would increase I

the value of every foot of property in I

the cityThe future statesman formally intro ¬

I

duced the matter to the town counciland in one of the most masterlyspeeches of his career urged its adop-tion

¬

He claimed that Birmingham-could never aspire to the commercial j

supremacy of its natural territory soi I

5 Ions as it permitted thousands of Itsc townsmen to live in misery

601 believe lIe said that the townand above all the next generationwill have cause to bless the town coun-cil

¬

of Birmingham if it carries outthis scheme and exereises what I ven-

ture¬

to call a sagacious audacity Weknow how from time to time upon ourcoast vast operations have been under-taken

¬

by which large tracts of landhave been redeemed from the sea andwhat was formerly the sandy bed ofthe ocean has been converted into smil-ing fields I say that no less uieritorious and no less necessary is the work

5 which we are undertaking in this inland city by which we hope to wrest

5 from the fell grasp of disease miseryand crime populations whichwould otherwise be abandoned to them-

I heard it said the other day that5 the position of these people was their

I own fault Their fault Yes it is le-

gally¬

their fault if they steal and whenthey do we send them to jail and ifthey commit murder we hang them forit But if the members of this councilhad been placed Ader similar condi-tions

¬

if from infancy we had grownS vp in the same way does any of us

5L believe that he should have run no risk5 of the hangman or the jail For my

part I have not sufficient confidence Inmy own inherent goodness to believe

i that anything can make headwayS against such frightful conditions as I

p have described The fact is it is no-t more the fault of these people that

they are vicious and intemperate thanIt Is that they are stunted deformed

p debilitated and diseased The one isdue to the physical atmosphere Themoral atmosphere as necessarily and-

s surely produces the other It is theonly occasion for which I ever wish tolive beyond the ordinary term of hw

t1s r

S55

I

man life in order to see the results ofthese improvements and to hear theblessiugs which will be showered onthose who have the courage to beginthem

The above is a brief extract from aspeech which aroused the staid Bir-mingham

¬ I

councilors and aldermen toenthusiasm as by a unanimous votethey indorsed and adopted the plan oftheir youthful colleague This was in1875

Few men have lived to see so wild adream come true As I stood in Corpo-

ration¬

street which traverses whatonce was the foul center of Birming ¬

hams slum district I wondered whatare Joseph Chamberlains sensationswhen he gazes on that magnificentthoroughfare the finest in Great Brit-

ain¬

outside of London Where the hov-

els¬

once reeked in filth great marts andbusiness palaces rear their fronts Thedistrict from which respectable personsturned with loathing is now the fash-ionable

¬

shopping district Delicate fab-

rics¬

have taken the plrce of the rags ofthe pauper As if Aladdins magicianhad waved wand the grewsome dis ¬

trict has disappeared I would ratherbe Joseph Chamberlain and walk upCorporation street Birmingham thanbe able to pay the llussian nationaldebt

At an expense of SSoOO009 the citypurchased about fortyfive acres ofslums and proceeded to transform anirregular strip having an extremelength of about a mile Starting sitXew street one of the best businessthoroughfares It surveyed a riad roulthrough the center of its new andstrange property Having laid out newstreets in every direction the munici-pality

¬

offered the frontage to those whowere willing to build in considerationof seventyfive year leases There was-a demand from powerful interests thatthe leaseholds be extended to ninetynine years but Mr Chamberlain wasfirm in his resolve that Birminghamshould come into full possession of itsreward at the end of the shorter termHe Insisted that it would be possible-to rent every square foot of the landon the terms specified and his judg-ment

¬

was accurate lie also predictedthat the average annual charge againstthe taxes would not exee > 160000This would meet the interest on thebonds and make up the deficit after al-

lowing¬

I for rents and other revenuesj In brief he estimated that the eventual

cost of the investment would not ex-i

j

ceed 4500000t The scheme has been greatly enlarg-

ed since its inception but when the last-I

I payment is made in 1050 Birminghamwill own In fee simple the most valua-ble

¬

I tract of real estate in the worldand the price paid will fall below thatset by the boy mayor who has achance to live to see the partial fruition

t of his audacious sagacity If offeredfor sale in the open market today theformer slum hole would realize irI

000000 Its improvement did morethan any one tbing to make Birming-ham

¬

I the metropolis of the midlandcounties It is no exaggeration to as-

sert that the decision of the council of1S7H had the direct effect of doubling I

the value of every square foot of landin the business district and it would-be impossible to put n money value onthe blessings which have come with alowered death rate diminished crime-an aroused local pride and the prestigewhich comes from a great campaign j

valiantly and successfully pushed tosuccess i-

So He Appointed ToneoLI began to practice law in Dakota i

in territorial days said the lawyerfrom Chicago Our judges were sent I

to us and some of them didnt knowany more about law than they didabout the political beliefs of the moundbuilders One of themIll call him-Joneswas so appallingly ignorantthat it was a great relief when on the I

admission of North Dakota to theUnion he left the bench and began topractice law ills successor was a manwholly without a sense of humor andthe only good thing he ever said in hislife was wholly accidental A man wasbrought to trial charged with sellingliquor to the Indians The judge askedhim if he had a lawyer to defend him

4 Xo said the man I dont want a

lawyerWellsaid his honor looking about

the room till his eyes rested on hispredecessor Ill appoint Judge Jones-to defend him Washington Post

The Chronometer-In 1713 the English government of¬

fered 10000 15000 or 20000 to any-one discovering a method for determin ¬

ing the longitude at sea within sixtyforty or thirty miles John Harrisoncarpenters son made his first chro ¬

nometer In 1735 and was sent the nextyear to Lisbon and back to test it Thetrial was successful but the inventorwas awarded only 500 He producedother instruments in 1739 and 1740and finally In 1759 he constructed achronometer In the form of a watchfive inches In diameter which was only

j 1 minute 5Pf seconds in error after aj voyage to Jamaica and back This was

equivalent to determining the longitudewithin eighteen miles but full pay-ment

¬

for his invention wa withheld-till 1773

I-

O1D

SOME FLORIDA INCIDENTS

OF CAPTAIN TCILLASD3-

FAGTICAL JOELS-

BYL COLONEL O T GREE-

NIt was during the early days of the

phosphate in Florida and more or

less skepticism existea as to whetherI

there really was phosphate in the

state or not Colonel John unn of

Ocala a very prominent man and

banker had satisfied himself of thereality of the mineral and had invest-

ed a large portion of his fortune in

the enterprise Among his friends in

Ocala was quite a noted character-one of the pioneers of Ocala a cleverdelightful gentleman Colonel Eichelberge who still lives among usNow Colonel Eichelberger conceived-

in his mind that his friend Dunn was

acting very rashly and without say¬

ing anything to anybody he took thetrain and went down to where are

located the finest phosphate mines in

the Withlacooche valley and fromthe pits in the land that Dunn hadoptioned and purchased he took nu ¬

merous samples and as the schedule

if the train was such that in order tond accommodations for the night he

went on to Homosassa and spent thenight with is friend Albert Willard-

one of the most noted bonifaces in

the state whose famous old placeThe Homosassa Inn has sheltered

many of the most distinguishedsportsmen of this country

Captain Albert was a great wagvery fond of practical jokes and norespector of persons and conditions-

and as the wee sma hours drew onand the bottle passed the coloneldisclosed to his friend Albert whathis mission had been He had takensamples of the phosphate rock andwas going to have them analyzed so

Ias to see whether or not his friendDunn had ruined himself

After Colonel Eichelberger had re ¬

tired Captain Willard took the gun-

nysack¬

I in which the rocks wereplaced emptied it of its contents and

Ifilled it up with pure limestone rocks

The next morning Colonel EichelI

b3rg returned to Ocala and in a Jewdays with a very long and seriousface called on his friend Dunn andshowed him the analysis of the rockwhich he had had taken and verysolemnly said

j John you are s ruined man andthe i described what he had done

I

Clonel Dunn was a very coollevelheaded man and although hewas at first startled by the earnest¬

ness of his friend who he was satis-fied

¬

was telling the truth according-to his light commenced questioninghim as to his doings where he hadbeen etc I

As soon as the fact had developedthathe had spent the night with Wil¬

I

lard and had disclosed his mission to I

him he was satisfied that a practicaljoke had been played and going to j

telegraph office in a few minutes had j

I

confirmed his impression and in-

formed¬

Colonel Eichelberger that hehad been the victim of a practicaljoke i

The language he used when thisI

became plain to him was very fieryand emphatic and he was very much-

in earnest so much so that it wasseveral months before Captain Albert I

came near enough to him to laughthe thingotf-

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Bowel Complaint in ChildrenWe have used Chamberlains Colic

Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy inour family for years Mrs J BCooke of Eederlands Texas Wehave given it to all of our childrenWe have used other medicines forthe same purpose but never foundanything to equal Chamberlains Ifyou will use it as directed it will al-

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The Elk Cafe

Messrs C M Whitesides and G RTroxler are now the lessees of theElk Cafe and the same is closed

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are being made upon it ItsI opening will be duly announced andit will be run in a style commensu ¬

rate with the citys growing needs

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Mrs HenpeckHeres a story abouta woman who lived a whole weekwithout any brains

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As She in WroteThe letter below was written b a

Japanese tailor to an American lady inYokohama It speaks English for it¬

selfOur Dear Mrs I am very sorry to

say that it will take three days at leastto make up your kimono ordered at allfor tell the truth the dye house in Tokyo-was damaged by an inundation of the re¬

cent much rain so I beg you pardon mehaving breack of promise Yours verytruly TANI SHOKWAL-

P SHow are your honorable husbandI hope he will soon recoved

Hugh Allen in Lippincotts Maga-zine

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A Ponyn InfluenceLittle Dick Mamma I think Id be

a better boy if I had a pony like TomHunters

Mother Better in what way my

boyLittle DickI think Id be morecharitable

Mother surprised More charitableLittle DickYes Because then I

wouldnt feel so glad when Toms ponyruns away with him Pittsburg Post

PonndinK AcquaintanceMrs GrimesDo you know Mrs

Sykes She lives in the same hotelthat you do

Mrs JoslynNo I cant say that Iknow her but we are on pounding ac-

quaintance¬

with the Sykeses Theymake so much noise we have to rap onthe wall now and then to keep themauiet Boston Trausrrint

The Equitable row the retrialNan Patterson the New York gas in¬

quiry Roosevelt in the western wilds

the meeting of the Japanese and

Russian fleets and the session of theFlorida legislature do not come un-

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StubbornI Coughsand Colds

I CURED BYFOLEYS HONEY

AND TARObstinate racking Coughs that make J

your head ache your throat and lungssore and inflamed that rob you ofsleep until your system becomes so rundown that you are in grave danger ofPneumonia Consumption are quicklycured by Foleys Honey and Tar

FOLEYS HONEY MD TAR

soothes and heals the inflamed air pas-sages

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allays the feverish conditionsstops the cough and prevents seriousresults from a cold

FOLEYS HONEY AND TAR

is the only prominent cough medicine-on the market that does not containopiates or harmful drugs of any kindandon this account issafestfor children

It is unexcelled for Croup and Whoop-ing

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Cough and will quickly cure theracking cough which follows measlesand leaves so many children with weaklungs unless properly treated

Remember the name FoleyHoney and Tarand refuse substi ¬

tutes that cost you the same as thegenuine Do not take chances withsome unknown preparation

Consumption ThrtatinidiC Unger 211 Maple St Champiagn

HI writes I was troubled with aI hacking cough for a year and I thought-I had consumption I tried a great manyremedies and I was under the care ofphysicians for several months I usedone bottle of Foleys Honey and Tarit cured me and I have not been trou ¬

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Three sizes25c SOc 100The 50 cent size contains two and

onehalf times as much as the small sizeand the 100 bottle almost six timesas much

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These two words aptly illustrate the differencebetween Johnsons Tonic and time horde of commer-cial

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remedies on the market and that vast horde of

inert professional remedies which only bear thesanction Priests of medicine

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USE JOHNSONS TONICi-n

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a bad case of Grip and you will live I

m Bse inert or commercial products andyou might live

Johnsons Tonic quickly drives out every traceand taint of Grip It is not simply good it is su¬

premely goodnot good as anything but better than jie-verythingageflmfle lifesaver Those who believe-in it are are in danger and jeopardize-their lives Summed up Johnsons Chill and Fever tTonic is the best Grip medicine on earth This isthe sober serious earnest truthJOHNSONS CHILL a FEVER TONIC CO-

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OCALA MINING LABORATORY tF T SCHREIBER

Consulting an l Analytical Chtmist Member 5

of the Society of Chemical Industry Lon-don

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SocietyPO Box 703 I

OCALA FLA Oct 22 1904

Messrs Strauss Jo Wholesale WhiskyI Merchants Ocala Fla F r

Gentlemen In accordance with yourinstructions I visited your auhrufe en

I the 19th instant and personally selectedfrom your stock a sample of j

Strauss Royal Reservewhisky the analysis of which shows it to t 1

containRAIJ

Alcohol by weight per cent eo 30G6Alcohol by volume per cent 4301Degree proof per cent 8710Residue on evaporation p cent 0660Ash per cent 0011Reducing sugar per cent 0225Volatile acids per cent x

0027Amyl alcohol fusel Oil1 tier cent 0073 tJjThe above results show the whisky to be-

a carefully blended bran I of high gradeand that it has been disstilfcd from a clean pure grain mashThe amount of fusel oil an of volatile acids is very low

RespectfullyhS F T SCHREIBER Chemist t

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