The world’s

stupidest signs

WHEN YOU CAN’T SEE THIS SIGN, THE RIVER

IS FLOODING

Automatic washing machine:Please remove all

your clothes when the light

goes out

TOILET OUT OF ORDER:

PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

We do not tear your clothing

with machinery.

We do it carefully by hand.

Will the person who took the step ladder

yesterday please bring it back or

further steps will be taken

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.

(Please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn’t

work)

WANTED: UNMARRIED

GIRLS TO PICK FRESH FRUIT

AND PRODUCE AT NIGHT

BARGAINBASEMENTUPSTAIRS

This door not to be used as an exit or an

entrance

PRODUCTWILLBE

HOTAFTER

HEATING

Low self-esteem group meets

tonight at 7.30

Please use the back door

PLEASURE PARK NOTICE:

No walking, sitting or playing

on the grass

Prize winning handmade sausages.

Once you’ve tried them, you’ll never

want another

Our motto:

We promise the lowest prices

and workmanship

Car servicing:

Use our services and you’ll never

go anywhere else

NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION

And my favourite:

NOT TO BE REMOVED FROM CREWE STATION

(sign on a luggage trolley…. … at Singapore Airport!)