24 JULY 2011FIRST EDITION

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Brooklyn, New York, November 18, 1961.Antoni Unicorni is photographed with his mob as he watches police investigate the crime scene of Mr Francesco Vincenti’s murder. Vincenti, 45 years old, believed to have been brutally attacked in an alleyway in Brooklyn at 2:56 am, after he exited a strip club. The prime suspect in the investigation is Unicorni, because he is notorious for murdering

horny middle-aged men. By Cece

UNICORNI KILLS THE HORNY murder in Milan

Yesterday Mr Valentino Fresino, shot his father in a Hilton Hotel room in the historic city of Milan. It was said that the kill was made because Amillo Fresino (Val’s dad), was having an affair with Mr Valentino’s fiancé. It was said that Valentino was inspired by Rihanna’s new song ‘Man Down’. He followed his father from the train to his hotel room where he pulled a .45 colt from his pants and shot him down. This picture is taken as Mr Fresino is getting into a car outside the train station, following his father, while wearing

a Prada suit. By Marith.

CRIME NEWS

Last summer in Sol Square there was a Flash Mob made by people from Madrid. Hundreds of Madrileños were there dancing to Rhianna’s new song ‘Umbrella’, so most of the people had umbrellas. Flash Mobs are a new form to promote songs in big places such as Madrid because lots of people can see it and it’s free. By Sarah.

‘flash’ dancers take over Madrid

POLITICS

Here is the very important Italian politician, photographed yesterday, minutes before the start of a United Nations meeting. He looks very worried because he had spent weeks preparing a brilliant speech on a certain topic, only to find that he was at the wrong conference.

FIRST GAY MARRIAGE IN RUSSIA

WRONG SPEECH Newlyweds Ivan and Schulim Marcovich share a proud moment in front of family and friends on Thursday night after their beautiful ceremony which took place at the marvelous church of St Ismenisoff. This is a huge step forward for the gay community in Russia. Ivan and Schulim fought for 3 years to have their marriage recognised and performed in the Catholic church of their village. The couple were bombarded by media upon leaving the church and allowed but one photo before they entered their limo and drove off into the Russian

sunset. By Kate.

Frank Teller, horse owner from New Jersey, is found guilty of attempted manslaughter. He didn’t know how to make his horse win. The jockey was fit but there was no time to train the horse. While reading the newspaper days before the race, he learned that in southern Texas, several jockeys were struck ill with a disease, ironically called ‘horse-dope’. He simply poisoned all the Red Bulls of the jockeys that were competing with his horse. His trial will begin next month.

Idea RE-INVENTED IN NEW PART OF THE COUNTRY

On Tuesday the third of July a group of lost immigrants were found deceased in a ditch near a military camp, around 9:30 in the morning. Forensic scientists found the skeletons had fractured skulls and broken arms and legs. The immigrants were said to have been tortured and studied. Who did it? No-one knows. By Marta.

LOST AND FOUND

DEATH

It is claimed by anonymous sources that the document states her intention to have Mother Theresa’s unknown brothers to kill her by cutting out her ‘stupid naive brain’. Psychotic Grandmother Theresa does not agree with what she regards as Mother Theresa’s ‘disgusting rules of religion’. It appears that Grandmother Theresa wants one last stab at her disowned child from beyond the grave.

By Thalia.

STILL NO CURETAKING A DIVE

Yesterday, the German synchronised swimming team went underwater when one of the girls farted. Their dream of winning did not become reality due to her fart. She is now in rehab recovering from her

traumatic experience. By Claire.

In the year 2302, three years after the fourth zombie uprising, the new strand of the Q Virus is being analysed in Vatican City, one of the few bastions still equipped for such a task. However, no cure has yet been found. By the way, no more publishing from us; zombies at the door.

By Michael.

Last Friday, hundreds of people gathered from Spain to remember everyone who had died over the years. Family, friends and relatives gathered to say goodbye. The picture was taken during the ceremony as everyone walked through the graveyard.

GOODBYE AGAIN

MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS STRIKESGrandmother Theresa holds her will as she is photographed after its finalisation on 24 May, 1987.

WEIRD NEWS

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On July 6, 2006, there was a hurricane in Florida. People lost their families, homes and dogs. They are really destroyed on the inside. The hurricane was bad and it is feared it could happen again. By Jennifer.

Last week, Belgium’s parliament was talking about a new law. It is about the reduction of the cost of cigarettes. Last month there were a lot of people going to the street to say to the government that it’s too expensive. The photograph shows the president of Belgium, Mr Chickpeas. The second man is the vice-president. After the talks, they were talking again to find a solution. Hopefully this happens soon.

During the 19th century in an Italian theatre, two really sexy opera singers named Michelangelo and Clarinio sang in deep harmony and love to each other. This was due to the zen energy they received from the pool and their senses and inspiration came to life and burst through their veins. Theirs was a great and passionate kiss. However the woman, Clarinio did not like this and killed herself soon after. This tragic story disappointed opera fans and lovers of love across the world. Currently an opera based in this story is being produced in London and will be premiere for the first time next year to coincide with the opening ceremony for the Olympic Games. By Corry.

KILLER HURRICANEBELGIAN LEADERS UP IN SMOKE

GENERAL NEWS

GREASE IS THE THEME

This year’s high school graduates are preparing a party with Grease as the main theme. The person in charge of preparing things is looking after the car in the place where they are going to dance the last dance.

Nazi rally opposed by groups

The joys of being a really sexy opera singer

Michael Jackson’s long lost less talented brother, Harry, former Nazi found himself in trouble last Valentine’s Day. While talking about his Nazi beliefs in New York’s Yankee Stadium, he was met with opposition from a number of large groups. These included Gay Rights activists as well as members of uAR (unicorns Are Real).

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LITERARY SUPPLEMENTsummer

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Haiku is a poetic style that originated in Japan. It is a 3 line poem that does not have to rhyme, but the first line must have 5 syllables, the second line must have 7 syllables and the final line must have 5 syllables. A good haiku is very difficult to write and some poets have been known to spend years constructing the perfect combination of words to develop the perfect haiku. Participants had about 20 minutes to write theirs. Please enjoy...

When the sun rises upThe pretty birds start to sing.I want to go out.

Pilar.

Maybe one day we’llchange our thoughts about all things that we know about.

Raquel A

The garden is fullof red beautiful rosesthat are dancing rock.

Cristina

When the leaves fall downfields start to change their coloursand summer goes away.

Cristina

When I see your carI think “this boy is mine”Oh! I love you!

Macarena

Emotion withintoys with all naive, hurt soulsit can fix our mind.

Marta

Like a lazy snailI sit on my sun loungereating cold ice cream.

Izzie

My belt is too looseI need to eat more burgerswith ketchup and cheese.

Izzie

Daisy flowers arejust like a free waterfallin the deep nature

Maria C

Birds and clouds look likea strange mixture of feelingswaiting for a rest.

Maria C

Robots will controlhuman minds and brainwash allwith sprinkles and cakeMariela

An ice cream is hot The sun is cold and light blueand you are so cute.

Maria Cristina

The little boat sails Down a very fast riverWhilst the sun sets

Brittany

There are beautifulthings around the world, manyof which make me smile

Tara

Envelope me in completely endless darkness which will be my end.

Brenden

All birds fly freely Soaring in the clear blue skyForever floating

Mariela

How are you today?It is really dark down here.Can you help me out?

Brenden

This is the haikuwhich will go down in the books as the shortest one.

Brenden

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You’ve got your best pen, your best paper, the room is quiet and everything is perfect. You are ready to write! All set to go! And then... it happens... WRITER’S BLOCK! You can’t write anything, your brain won’t work and you can’t think of a single word to write down. This exercise is used by professional authors, kids, people on camps., university students... everyone who can’t think of a word to write. All you have to do is write out the alphabet and think of one word that begins with each of those letters. Amazing things happen. Stories emerge. Titles appear. Concepts arise. Try it with your friends, it’s fun!

Cat does eat fish.

People Queen.

Silver trumpet.Yellow zero.Tara

Amazing bulls can drive elephants. Fantastic gripes hide in jars. Kicking lemurs murder new octopi. Prancing quails ran some track. Useful veal win xylophones.

Yell zip!Brittany

Tiny unusual vegetable.Maria C.

Ireland Jam Kill!

Ox Problem.Raquel A

People quote random stories to utilize vocal winning.

Yesterday's Zodiac. Kate

Giraffes have initiative.

Teenage underwear.Izzie

All bats can dance. Every frog goes home in jam. Kangaroos ice skate. Mice need overachievement. Penguins question rebellion. Snakes take useful villages while yams Xerox zebras. Marta

California dog.

Eggs find gold heart in jacket.

Look! Machine! New!

One plain queen.Silver telephone.Macarena

Potato Queen!

Soap opera.TV.UNBELIEVABLE!Maria Cristina

Amazing beer!

Close, dear elephant.

Forever gym.

Hypnotic ice juice.

Monkey nurse.

Onion poison.

Tongue university.

West Xerox.Pilar

Annoying dummies can defeat evil.

For god, he is jousting kids.

Life makes no open promises.

Queen Ruby said "There under view, won".

Xena, you’re zero!Brenden

5 A SURE-FIRE CURE FOR WRITER’S BLOCK! 5

Alphabet Soupsummer

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For this project, participants were asked to write a list of 20 words. Any 20 words. Then the word lists were swapped with other group members so that everyone had a new list of words, written by someone else. Then participants were then asked to write a story using all or most of those words in their story. They said it was “interesting to hear how other people used their words” and “...it was a challenge to use a restricted amount of words, words that I would never use”.

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Fantastic kung fu by the Japanese monkey! Start with a jump over the tree and annoy the mole with a yellow car. Wire the tile that fell with love and call the stick and shake it.Mariela

The queen loves her dog more than life. She bought a golden cake to celebrate his birthday. At his birthday there will be lots of music, like trumpets. There will also be a singer. The singer is a boy. The queen decided to have the party at her house. She's happy about her dress as it's pink. She had a big smile on her face and had to jump on her bed but she fell off it and was therefore very sad. At the party the dog had to win all the games. Brittany

This weekend I am going to a heavy metal concert with my fox and his friends, the wolves. In this place we are going to drink orange and watermelon juice and I'm really nervous because I think the frog wants to get married to a tiger with it's bride dress.Macarena

Magnificently roses shake their feet and protector of all so lazy hits a fragment. Head and Emerald feel the rumble.Raquel A

My house is around a cool swimming pool. I like to wear shorts and blanch my skin with the sun. It's hot.The weather is fantastic. I can ride horses although I lost my shoe when I jumped some purple frogs. My baby is at home. I can't keep on writing because my pen has just broken.Pilar

I spend money on clothes, I hate to wake up. When I arrive in an airport it's confusing. I live.I pray.I work.I laugh.The lemons I eat make my mouth hurt.The gypsy's heart had as much imagination as books all the way to the end. Marta

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The Infamous Back PageHey!

Which university did Bailee go to?

Where was Nicola born?

How many pets does PD Laura have?

Is Paula actually a massage therapist?

Where is Nina originally from?

How many kilometres does Steve run per week?

Simon’s mum has a famous friend. Who is it?

How tall is Pablo?

Jason can sing, dance and do karate. True or false?

In which city did Efiba grow up?

What is Jenny’s zodiac sign?

Jessica has 2 tattoos. What words do they include?

Gavin plays guitar. What is the first song he ever learned?

Is the chef actually Mel Gibson?

The counsellors play a game - what is it called?

What is the name of the song that Nina sang?

What is the name of the book that Yvonna is reading?

Theresa is the new kid on the block. What is her middle name?

Counsellors found something broken in one of the rooms. What was it?

How well do you know your counsellors? Answer all questions for points. Deadline is Tuesday.

Good Luck & Thanks For Reading