DIRECTED BY: D.J. JeanDIRECTED BY: D.J. Jean Robert Mutz Robert Mutz

Michelle Baez Michelle Baez Gania Jones Gania Jones

DIRECTED BY: D.J. JeanDIRECTED BY: D.J. Jean Robert Mutz Robert Mutz

Michelle Baez Michelle Baez Gania Jones Gania Jones

D.J. Jean, mild-mannered reporter for D.J. Jean, mild-mannered reporter for the Tower, is in the process of writing a the Tower, is in the process of writing a future article for the newspaper, while future article for the newspaper, while listen to some music using earphones.listen to some music using earphones.

D.J. Jean takes off D.J. Jean takes off his earphones his earphones because he because he overhears the overhears the sound of danger in sound of danger in pursuit elsewhere…pursuit elsewhere…

After quickly After quickly packing up his packing up his things, things, grabbing his grabbing his jacket, in such jacket, in such a hurry his a hurry his glasses fly off, glasses fly off, D.J. Jean rushes D.J. Jean rushes to the nearest to the nearest empty empty classroom.classroom.

D.J. Jean has transformed from D.J. Jean has transformed from mild-mannered reporter to mild-mannered reporter to

everyone’s favorite Kryptonianeveryone’s favorite Kryptonianon campus, “Super Collegeboy”on campus, “Super Collegeboy”

(Robert)Thief: I’ll take that(Robert)Thief: I’ll take thatMichelle: Oh no! My purse!!!Michelle: Oh no! My purse!!!Gania: OMG!Gania: OMG!

The thief tries to The thief tries to scurry off with scurry off with the purse, but the purse, but then… then…

Robert (Thief): Oh darn!!!Robert (Thief): Oh darn!!!Gania: It’s, It’s…Gania: It’s, It’s…Michelle: Super Collegeboy! Michelle: Super Collegeboy! Wow!!Wow!!

RRobert (Thief): OMG, I’m scared. obert (Thief): OMG, I’m scared. Please! I know your weakness.Please! I know your weakness.D.J./Super Collegeboy: What?D.J./Super Collegeboy: What?

ROBERT (Thief): This is ROBERT (Thief): This is your weakness, Super your weakness, Super Collegeboy!lolCollegeboy!lolD.J./Super Collegeboy: D.J./Super Collegeboy: Darn you, the one thing Darn you, the one thing that could weaken a that could weaken a Kryptonian college Kryptonian college student,a final exam student,a final exam written in kryptonite-laced written in kryptonite-laced ink, uuh!ink, uuh!

The girls noticing Super The girls noticing Super Collegeboy in trouble, take Collegeboy in trouble, take

action.action.

Gania: Taste Gania: Taste shoe!shoe!

Robert Robert (Thief): (Thief): Ahh! My Ahh! My boys!boys!

Michelle: I’ll Michelle: I’ll take that.take that.

After grabbing the final After grabbing the final exam written in exam written in Kryptonite-laced ink, Kryptonite-laced ink, Michelle quickly places Michelle quickly places it in the garbage, it in the garbage, allowing for Super allowing for Super Collegeboy to regain his Collegeboy to regain his full strength.full strength.

Robert (Thief): Robert (Thief):

Aah! My boys Aah! My boys still hurt, you still hurt, you girls are going to girls are going to pay.pay.

Gania: Forget you!Gania: Forget you!Michelle: Did you Michelle: Did you

forget about forget about Super Super Collegeboy?Collegeboy?

Robert (Thief): Robert (Thief): OMG???OMG???

D.J./ Super Collegeboy: Not so fast D.J./ Super Collegeboy: Not so fast thief!thief!Random guy in background : OMG! Random guy in background : OMG! Let me get away from here.Let me get away from here.

Super Collegeboy speeds up to the Super Collegeboy speeds up to the thief, and punches him in the face, thief, and punches him in the face,

knocking the thief out.knocking the thief out.

D.J./Super Collegeboy: Here’s D.J./Super Collegeboy: Here’s your purse, Miss.your purse, Miss.

Michelle: Thank you so so much!Michelle: Thank you so so much!Gania: How can we ever contact Gania: How can we ever contact

you if we need help in the you if we need help in the future?future?

D.J./ Super Collegeboy: Don’t D.J./ Super Collegeboy: Don’t worry, I’ll be there if you need worry, I’ll be there if you need me.me.

Super Collegeboy Super Collegeboy speeds off…speeds off…

And reverts back to his other ego, And reverts back to his other ego, D.J. Jean, mild-mannered reporter, D.J. Jean, mild-mannered reporter, getting back to writing his article, getting back to writing his article, and listening to his music.and listening to his music.

THE END???THE END???