Tc novdec15 issue53

Issue 53: November 2015 – January 2016

Local Services forYou

Thatcham

Remembers

Cold Ash

Brass Band

Christmas Plans

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Issue 53: November 2015 – January 2016

Local Services forYou

Thatcham

Remembers

Cold Ash

Brass Band

Christmas Plans

www.thatchamconnections.co.uk

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Welcome!

Dear Readers,

A very warm welcome tothe last issue in 2015!

I do hope you are well and that yourfamilies are also keeping well. I knowthat those of you who are interestedin buying presents for children maybe pleased to know that, followingthe great success of last year, weare again asking for shoeboxes to befilled with gifts for children in manyunder-developed countries in Africa,Eastern Europe, Central Asia - NorthernIraq being a new addition. Pleasesee page 58 for more details… andplease… time is of the essence!

Daniel Hulett, owner of Pine & OakFurniture, has kindly agreed to be apick up point for us - but they need tobe there by 25 November at the latest- which is not giving us a lot of time!Toall of you who are able to contribute tothis, please accept my sincere thanks inadvance.You may find more informationon https://www.samaritans-purse.org.uk

On page 60 you will see detailsof the Closing ofWoolhamptonPost Office and the retirement of itsPostmissress, Sandraadd my personal thanks to Sandra whohas given me encouragement and helpwithThatcham Connections for manyyears. I will miss her very much.

May I please draw your attention topage 49 - ColdAsh Brass Band. I amdelighted to introduce them - and Iunderstand, they will be playing at theRemembrance Parade inThatcham on9 November (Please see page 50).

Please have a happy Christmaswith your families and friends andI look forward to the NewYear - 2016- when I will be welcoming you againto our first issue of the NewYear.

CONTENTSQuiz 20Pets-hamsters 23Answers 0Finance 31Childrens’Challenge 36BookReview 38‘LestweForget’ 39GardeningFeature 44/45MiniCrypticpuzzle 46Codeword 48ThatchamEvents 50DiaryDates 51/53WallaceandGromit’s 55HealthierChristmas 56FindingChristmaspresents 57Samaritan’sTrust 58ShoeboxesWordsearch 59ChristmasPostaldates 60HandyNumbers 61Index 62

CONTENTS

nEXT ISSUE - cOVERInG February and march 2016 copy - ready for print - deadline:Friday 15 January 2016 at the very latest. Please book space in advance.

Ursula Aitken

The front coverphotograph has kindlybeen supplied bySue Lloyd,ThatchamPhotographic Club.

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right to reject

If a product or service is faultythen the consumer now hasan initial right to reject thegoods and claim a full refundwithin 30 days of delivery. Thebuyer can also chose whetherto have the item repaired orreplaced instead however, ifthis is not possible then thetrader can refuse and thenthe consumer has a right to arefund or to keep the productat a reduced price. A refundor reduction also applies if arepair or replacement doesn’twork as overall, the trader onlyhas one chance to rectify thesituation and this has to bedone within a reasonable time.

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digital content

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unfair terms

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Christmas TV1. A 2008 Christmas special of which TV show saw Dave Coaches

get engaged to Nessa Jenkins?2. Miracle On Evergreen Terrace is the title of a special Christmas episode

of which TV show?3. In an animated TV special that was first broadcast in 1965, who was

feeling depressed because Christmas had become too commercialised?4. Made into TV films broadcast at Christmas in 2012, 2013 and 2014, which

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5. Diamonds Are For Heather, Miami Twice and To Hull And Back were all titles ofChristmas special episodes of which TV sitcom?

6. Who played the title character in The Runaway Bride, the 2006 DoctorWhoChristmas special?

7. Who read out the first Royal Christmas Message to be televised?... King GeorgeV, King George VI or Queen Elizabeth II?

8. Which EastEnders character was murdered on Christmas Day in 2009?9. In the 2013 Christmas TV advert for John Lewis, what did the hare get the bear

as a Christmas present?10. Where in London did Elisabeth Beresford take her children for a walk one Boxing

Day when one of them pronounced the name of this place wrong, giving herthe inspiration for a group of TV characters? See page 30 for Answers

Thatcham Connections Christmas Quiz

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PETSThinking of buying a hamster?Which type should you choose?As one of the most popularsmall pets in the UK, hamsterstake pride of place in manyhomes. They can make a greatfirst pet for children, althoughthey do not tolerate roughhandling, so you need to makesure that younger ones treatthem gently.dwarf vs golden hamstersNot many people know thatyou can buy dwarf hamstersas an alternative to the more commonly known Syrian, or golden hamster. Syrian

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StollenThis spiced and fruity Continental sweet breadis perfect for serving over the festive seasonwith a glass of warmmulled wine.

Ingredients:

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• � tsp salt• 1 tsp ground mixed spice• 2 tsp fast-action driedyeast

• Zest of 1 lemon• 1 large egg, beaten• 125g raisins• 25g chopped mixed peel• 50g glace cherries, rinsed,dried and quartered

• 175g marzipan• Melted butter, for brushing• Icing sugar, for dusting

Makes 10-12 slices

Ready in about 3 hours

1. Put the butter, milk and caster sugar in a small pan andheat gently until the sugar has dissolved and the butterhas melted. Leave to cool for 10 minutes.

2. Sift the flour, salt and mixed spice into a large bowl andstir in the dried yeast. Make a well in the centre and stir inthe milk mixture, lemon zest and egg. Mix together with around-bladed knife to form a soft and sticky dough.

3. Turn the dough onto a well floured surface and knead for5-8 minutes until smooth and elastic. At first the doughwill be quite sticky so add more flour as necessary.

4. Flatten out the dough and knead in the raisins, cherriesand peel until just combined. Place the dough in a lightlyoiled bowl, cover with cling film and leave in a warmplace for about 1� hours, or until doubled in size.

5. Turn the dough onto a floured surface and knead for1-2 minutes, then roll out to a 25cm square. Shape themarzipan into a sausage shape and place down thecentre of the dough. Fold one side over to cover themarzipan then repeat with the other side, overlappingin the centre. Seal the ends. Place seam-side down ona greased baking sheet. Cover with oiled cling film andleave in a warm place until doubled in size. Preheat theoven to 190°C, fan 170°C, gas 5.

6. Bake the stollen for 35-45 minutes until golden andsounds hollow when tapped underneath. Brush the hotstollen all over with melted butter and roll in the icingsugar to coat. Leave to cool.

Cake andBake

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use cashback sites whenbuying your presentsIf you like to shop online atChristmas, you might besurprised by just how muchcash you can get back whenusing sites such as Quidcoand TopCashBack. There’sno charge to sign up, anddepending on the itempurchased you can get between3% and 10% of your moneyback.

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use the popularity of localfacebook pagesMany people use Facebook tosell goods locally. It works like aclassified ad – you list your itemand local people come roundto view it before purchasingwith cash. The local onlinegroups are run by volunteers,and the listing is free-of-chargewhich saves you money incomparison with eBay andAmazon.

Become a mystery shopperIf you’ve got time to spare, thiscan be a lucrative sideline andoffers a great deal of variety.Depending on the mysteryshopping company, you couldbe carrying out a covert visit toa store, ordering a sandwichin Subway or checking out theservice in your local bank.You’ll need to fill in a reportonline following each visit,and photograph or scan yourreceipts as proof that you’ve

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The Village MontessoriNursery School issituated mid-waybetween Reading andNewbury and about 4miles from Thatcham.

The Nursery School waspurpose built in 1992 anddesigned with Montessoriprinciples in mind. We havebeen judged by Ofsted to beOutstanding in all areas ofeducation and care on threeconsecutive occasions - 2015,2011 and 2007. We wereawarded the West BerkshireEarly Years Quality Award in2015 and are an AccreditedMontessori Nursery School.

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In Flanders Fields John McCrae’

In Flanders fields the poppies blow between the crosses,row on row, that mark our place; and in the sky the larks, still

bravely singing, fly scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago we lived, felt dawn, saw sunsetglow, loved and were loved, and now we lie in Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe: to you from failinghands we throw the torch; be yours to hold it high.if ye break faith with us who die we shall not sleep,

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You can grow fruit trees insurprisingly small spaces,especially if you don’t growthem in a classic tree shape,but train them. Training theminto espaliers (so that theyhave several sets of horizontal‘arms’), cordons (as singlemain stems grown at anangle) or fans (with branchestrained into a fan shape)means that you can growmany varieties of apples andpears up against a suitablevertical surface such as awall, fence or set of sturdywires.

You could also train fruits likeapples as ‘step-overs’ - thisjust means trained so theymake a neat edging for a bedor border, about 45cm or soabove ground level. A step-over apple basically goes upto a height of about 30cm andis then trained so that it formstwo horizontal ‘arms’. Theylook great when in flower andwill even bear a smallish cropof fruit along the arms. Trystep-overs around the edge ofyour vegetable plot or flowerbed.

Alternatively, why not makea real feature of fruit and usea tree to create a decorativeand, later on, a productivearch? Buy an inexpensivebare-root cordon (straightstem) or a ‘whip’ fruit tree ofyour favourite variety, pair itwith another variety that is asuitable pollinator (check withthe nursery) and plant one oneach side of the arch, trainingthem in as they grow. It willlook great, phenomenallypretty when covered inblossom in spring, and after afew years will bear tasty fruittoo.

But what if you don’t haveany open ground, beds orborders in your backyard stylegarden? Provided you get theright rootstock (see below) itis quite possible to grow fruittrees in large containers. Thecontainer needs to be as bigas possible - a half-barrelat least - and must havedrainage holes kept clearusing a few inches of brokenchina or ‘crocks’ at its bottom.Good quality loam-basedcompost such as John InnesNo.3 will work well, but helpto keep it well aerated andfree-draining by adding 25-50% multi-purpose loam-freecompost.

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as a rule, for step-overs,cordons, dwarf bushesand trees in containers trythe extremely dwarfing butsomewhat tricky M27 - but dobeware weak varieties or anytree grown on this rootstock inpoor soil or not well pamperedmay well fail. For bush,cordon, espaliers and half-standard try the easier to lookafter dwarfing rootstock M26,while for a cordon, an espalieron poor soil, arches and bushtrees try the semi-dwarfingMM106.

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Cold Ash Brass wasfounded in 2003by a group of localmusicians whoenjoyed playingmusic together.

We have gone from strengthto strength and are nowalongside performing inlocal concerts we take partin the Southern CountiesAmateur Bands Associationannual contests as wellas entering the regionalheats for the NationalBrass Band competition.In September this year wewere fortunate enough tocompete in the National BrassBand competition finals atCheltenham Racecourse.

In 2009 we formed aYouth Band to encourageyoungsters to play togetherand last year we expandedand renamed this as Cold AshBrass Community Band. It isour aim that the communityband should encourageplayers of all ages and

abilities to join together and

have fun playing music whilst

learning from each other.

We are currently trying to

expand the membership of

our community band so if you

are a brass player, or you have

one hidden in the loft that you

used to play and are thinking

of taking it up again, or you

play percussion then we invite

you to come and join us.

Please see our adverton the oppositepage for details ofrehearsal venue etc.

Cold AshBrassBand


Remembrance Parade & Armistice DayThatcham Town Council and the Thatcham Branch of the RoyalBritish Legion work with local organisations including the RoyalSchool of Military Survey at Denison Barracks, Hermitage, to markthe traditional Remembrance Sunday with a full parade throughthe town and services at theWar Memorial and at the parish church.

A few days later a smaller yet equally important ceremonywill be held shortly before11am on the 11th day of the 11th month to mark the cessation of hostilities on theWestern Front ofWW1.

Sunday 8th November - Remembrance ParadeStartingat 10.30am fromtheKingslandCentre, passingalongTheMoors, StationRoad,The Broadway, High Street and London Road to theWar Memorial for a service. Theparade then continues to St Mary’s Church via Green Lane and Church Gate.

Wednesday 11thNovember – Armistice DayAt 10.50am, gather at the War Memorial for a short service before retiring to theCouncil Chamber for refreshments.

Winter events with ThatchamTown CouncilFor more information call T: 01635 863592or visit www.thatchamtowncouncil.gov.uk

ChristmasFriday 4thDecember - Christmas Lights CelebrationThe Christmas celebrations start inThatchamwith a trail around the local businessesstartingonSaturday28thNovember. OnFriday4thDecemberhead intoTheBroadwayfor the annual Christmas lights switch on. From 5pm there will be charity stalls onthe green, plus donkeys, steam engines and Santa’s grotto will be in the middle ofall the activities. With on-stage entertainment from local schools, KATS and ReadTheatre School there is plenty to entertain you before the lights are turned on bythe Mayor at 7pm.

Sunday 13th December - Mayor’s Carol ServiceIf you enjoy a more traditional start to the festive season then join theTownMayor of Thatcham, Councillor Sheila Ellison, at the annualCivic Carol Service on Sunday 13th December at 3pm in St.Mary’s Church. The service includes performances from BarfieldHandbell Ringers and the Church Choir. Visitors are invitedto enjoy somemulledwine and festive treats at the end of the service.


WHAT’S On InTHE cOmmUnITy:

8 November - 11 November

remembraNce ParadeaNd armistace daySee page 50

11 November 9 december

GreeNham commoNbird WalkJoin enthusiastic birder GraemeStewart for a monthly stroll aroundGreenham Common. GreenhamCommon has a beautiful heathlandand woodland landscape withmany habitats to explore.

Donations welcome

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Contact telephone: 01635 874381

Call to check latest timesor cancellations.

23 November

NeiGhbourhoodWatch meetiNGA Neighbourhood Watch Meeting isbeing held on Monday 23 November2015 at 7.30 pm in West BerkshireCouncil Offices, Market Street,

Newbury. We shall be having a talkby Gary Baldwin, Head of ThamesValley Police and Hampshire ForensicCollision Investigation Unit speakingon “Crash Investigation” and crimeupdates from the NeighbourhoodPolicing Team and Fire Service. Anyoneis welcome to attend this meeting.

7.30 pm Free admission

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Contact telephone: 01635 40866

27 November oNWards

dick WhittiNGtoNAdventure, peril and magic aplenty -set sail for the 2015 Corn ExchangePantomime! Dick Whittington is on hisway to Newbury to seek his fortunein this mad adventure. Joined by hisfaithful Cat and Sarah the Cook, canDick defeat the dastardly King Rat? Andwill he save his beloved Alice and livehappily ever after? There will be familiarfaces, recognisable tunes and barrels oflaughter. Our ever popular pantomimehas become a fun-filled tradition forthe families of Newbury and beyond.Be sure to grab your tickets fast! Someperformances are sold out already.‘Fresh, original and highly entertaining.’The Stage #NewburyPanto

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Performance times are variedbetween first (27 Nov 2015) andlast (3 Jan 2016) dates. Tickets: FullPrice £16.50 - £20.00 | Concessions£14.50 (standard performancesonly) | Preview Performances £10

Corn Exchange, Market Place,Newbury, Berkshire RG14 5BD

Fri 27 Nov to Sun 29 Nov, Tue 1 Decto Sun 6 Dec, Tue 8 Dec toSun 13 Dec, Tue 15 Dec to Sat19 Dec, Mon 21 Dec to Thu24 Dec, Sat 26 Dec to Thu 31Dec, Sat 2 Jan, Sun 3 Jan

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4 december

thatchamchristmas liGhtsSee page 50

5 december

kats, titters& tiNselThatcham Parish Hall

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7-13 december

Wallace & Gromit’sbiG bakeSee page 55

13 december

Mayor’s Carol Service

See page 50

18 december

christmas sPecial - aFestive eveNiNG Withelvis iN troubleChristmas is coming and its timeto get into the festive spirit. Whatbetter way than a night with ELVISin TROUBLE at The Regency ParkHotel, Thatcham, whilst enjoyinga Traditional Christmas Dinnerand partying with the band, aswe journey through the years withan amazingly authentic Tribute toELVIS PRESLEY, his music andhis achievements. The eveningincludes a Traditional 3 courseChristmas Dinner, with a vegetarianoption available. The show willstill be the 3 set format howeverit will be a New Show with somenew tracks & where a new suitwill make its debut. The band’s

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passion and dynamism hasn’t waned,as we continue to recreate some of theamazing moments of “The King” wherethe songs are amazing...ly authenticand you won’t be able to stop joiningin with your favourites. For feedbackfrom previous shows see TROUBLE’Sreviews at www.elvisintrouble.com.Information about future events aroundthe UK and information on the bandcan also be found on the site.

The doors will open at 7:00PM withdinner being served from 7:30PM andan after show party until Midnight.Tickets must be purchased inadvance by the 18th November 2015to ensure your menu choices areconfirmed. These will be available fromwww.wegottickets.com from 29thSeptember or from our Box Officeon 07770 118879 or email [email protected]. Tickets are £49.50 and includes The TraditionalChristmas Dinner, The Show and theentitlement to reduced room rates.

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19 december

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Doors 7pm, show 7.30pm Adults £12(including mulled wine and mince pie),Under 16 years £5 (includes juice andmince pie) Tickets available from ShawHouse 01635 279279 or the NewburyVisitor Information Centre 01635 30267

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Pete alleN Jazz baNdPETE ALLEN’S Traditional Jazz Bandperforms a sensational mix of musicand songs which includes selectionsfrom the commercial hits of BritishJazz, Jump Jive sounds of the forties,popular songs from the fifties, sixtiesand seventies, Parade sounds of NewOrleans and the Blues. A Pete Allenshow has something for everybody asit presents a variety showcase of happyfoot-tapping music for all to enjoy.

Doors open 2.30pm, show commencesat 3.00pm. Tickets £15.50 on the door Ifpre booked (01635 44806) you can alsobook a pre show lunch (20% discount) -contact Hotel Reception (01635 871555)

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Christmas is often ladenwith expectations, anxieties,overindulgence and familytensions. It’s no coincidencethat divorce lawyers are busiestin January.So how can you makeChristmas happier andhealthier?Take The Pressure Off• Buy presents throughout the

year, even on holiday; giftshops may stock somethingunique.

• Try to resolve family conflictsbeforehand.

• You can’t please all of thepeople all of the time, so askeveryone involved (includingyourself) what one or twothings really makes theirChristmas. Agree on a planthat includes these things,plus exercise and groupactivities. Allot tasks toensure one person doesn’t doeverything.

• Bake and freeze food inadvance where possible.

avOid fesTive fOOdPOisOningHygiene can slip with extrafood, extra cooks and extra timepressure, so:• Store and prepare ALL raw

food separately from ready-to-eat foods.

• Rub fruit and vegetablesclean – don’t just rinse them.

• Defrost foods thoroughlyand then cook or refrigerateimmediately. Large turkeystake time - always checkinside for ice crystals.

• Ensure your fridge stays

below 5°C and there’s roomfor cold air circulation.

• Keep food in the fridge untilthe last possible moment.

• Make sure nobody skimpson washing (and drying) theirhands. Germs love damp.

• Ensure that meat between thebreast and thigh of your turkeyisn’t pink, and that juices areclear.

• Adhere to ‘use by’ dates andcheck food carefully whenbeyond its ‘best before’ date.

• Don’t leave buffet food out formore than four hours.

• Chill leftovers rapidly andreheat them thoroughly (justonce).

healThier ChrisTmaseaTingStart with a healthy, fillingbreakfast to avoid snackingtemptations.dinner:• Avoid fat-laden starters and

the salt shaker.• Keep portion size sensible

and stop eating just as youstart to feel full.

• Poultry fat is predominantlyin the skin, so prick it thencook it on a rack, above theescaping fat.

• Use vegetarian sausage mixrather than sausage meat instuffing.

• Forget goose fat roasties. Usea healthy oil spray or cookjacket potatoes.

• Microwave, steam or boilvegetables in minimal wateruntil just soft. Add herbs orlemon juice rather than butter.

• Use low salt gravy mix and

remove fat from meat juicesbefore adding them.

• Keep Christmas puddingportions small and add low-fat custard, crème fraîcheor Greek yogurt rather thancream or brandy butter.

Christmas Party or Tea:• Swap traditional mince piesfor filo or open-top versions.

• Swap breaded or batteredsnacks for savouries madewith herbs, light dressings andmarinades.

• Choose tomato-based dips ormake creamy dips with yogurtor crème fraîche.

• Avoid crisps, salted nuts andchocolates; choose plainpopcorn, rice cakes, pretzels,unsalted nuts and fruit dippedin chocolate (preferably dark).

Be drink Wise• Even small amounts of

alcohol affect judgement andreactions. Absorption dependson many factors, so no setamount guarantees you’reunder the legal driving limit -and Scotland has a lower limitthan the rest of the UK.

• Don’t exceed NHSrecommended weekly limits:21 units for men and 14 unitsfor women.

• Alcohol and salty snackscontribute to dehydration,making people irritable.Provide jugs of chilled waterjazzed up with winter berriesor citrus peel.

Take time out to relax, andremember: a burnt turkey isn’tthe end of the world.

Have a Healthier,HappierChristmas

By Alison Runhamwww.alison.runham.co.uk

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“There’s nothing i need.don’t buy me anything.”It’s the festive season, and notbuying anything just isn’t anoption, unless you want to feellike a cross between the Grinchand Ebenezer Scrooge onChristmas morning. But whatdo you get for those friends orfamily members who genuinelyseem to have everything?I’m not talking a mansion, ayacht and a Ferrari: just all thethings required for comfortable,everyday living.There comes a time ineveryone’s life when it’s likelythat they will have collected allthe knick-knacks, gadgets andgizmos they’ll ever need. Sowhat are the options when itcomes to buying an original giftfor the man or woman who says“There’s nothing I need”?

give a goatAt Oxfam (www.oxfam.org.uk) it costs just £25 to buy agoat for a needy family tryingto survive in areas affected bywar or drought, who can usethe gift to produce nutritiousdairy products such as milk andcheese. Oxfam also supplies abrightly coloured gift card thatexplains your purchase.

an unforgettable experienceIf you’ve run out of gift

ideas for your nearest anddearest, why not give theman experience? It could beanything from afternoon teafor two at a choice of 70 hotelsand restaurants nationwide(£36 from www.redletterdays.co.uk), to a hot air champagneballoon flight for one (from £109at www.buyagift.co.uk). Thisisn’t the kind of gift you cankeep in your bottom drawer, butthe lucky recipient is unlikelyto ever forget the sensationof drifting high over the Britishcountryside with a glass ofbubbly in their hand.

adopt a rare animalThe World Wildlife Fund (nowcalled WWF) has anotherclever gift idea for people wholike to feel they are helping agood cause. Go to www.wwf.org.uk and buy an “adopt awild animal” pack as a gift.This isn’t an actual adoption– your donation won’t be linkedto a specific animal – but theadoption pack does includea cuddly toy version of thechosen species.

go retroTreat them to a retro sweethamper (£36) or a retrochocolate gift box (£12.95) fullof Munchies, Curly Wurlies andother nostalgic goodies, both

from www.retrosweets.co.uk.Vintage board games are alsopopular: you can buy old gamesin “as new” condition fromonline retailers such as eBayand Amazon.

Buy a gift voucherIt used to be that gift voucherscould only be exchanged atone particular retailer, butthose days are long gone.The “Love2Shop” voucher canbe spent in over 20,000 UKlocations, including restaurants,hotels, spas and leisure resort(www.highstreetvouchers.com).

Can’t afford any of theabove?If your Christmas gift budgetwon’t stretch to the itemsmentioned here, considergiving the gift of your time. Buya small gift box and enclose anote promising to do somethingfor the recipient: a couple ofhours of gardening; baking acake every week for a month;decorating the spare room.These gifts are a far cry from aboring box of toiletries or a shirtand tie set, and at least you’llwin Brownie points for originalthinking. You’ll also avoid thedirty looks and long silencesthat come from having takenthe “Nothing I need” brigade’sprotestations a bit too literally!

FindingGifts For The“Nothing INeed” Brigade

by Kate McLelland


Please selectone of theseage groups: 2-4years, 5-9 yearsor 10-14 years.All items shouldbe new, please.could you pleasechoose items from thefollowing categories?toys: Bear, soft toy,tennis ball, fingerpuppet, jigsaw, yo-yo,building blocks, smallmusical instrument, (nohand-knitted stuffedtoys without a CE mark)trucks and cars (for aboy) and dolls, clip onearrings, etc (for a girl)educational supplies:Felt pens, pens, pencils,pencil sharpener,eraser, colouring book,notepad, picture orpuzzle book, chalk,pencil case, stickers, etc.hygiene items:Toothbrush, toothpaste,hairbrush, comb,hair clips, bar ofsoap, flannel, etc.other items: Sweets(sell-by date tobe at least March2016), gloves, scarf,sunglasses, cap, hat,bangles, necklace, etc.Please do not includeFOOD (no chocolate -though non-chocolatesweets are allowed. Nomedicines or vitaminsof any kind, no warrelated items – toy guns,soldiers or knives ofany kind. No clothing(other than those listedabove). NO FRAGILEITEMS (glass containers,mirrors) NO LIQUIDincluding blow bubbles,shampoo, bubble bath,toiletry sets or aerosols,NO DANGEROUS

ITEMS (sharp objects,scissors or razors) NONOVELS. NOTHING OFA POLITICAL NATURE.Finally, please wrapyour shoebox – andlid – separately withChristmas paper - theboxes do not have tobe covered beautifullyor with skill! It is theChristmas effect whichmatters. We can onlyimagine the joy the boxwill bring. Please leavethe box so that the giftscan be easily checkedby the Charity. Then,clearly mark your box forthe girl/boy - age groupyou have selected/Mr Daniel Hulett ofPine and Oak FurnitureLtd has kindly agreedto collect boxes. Theaddress is: KennetHolme Farm Buildings,Bath Road, RG7 5UX.Tel 01189 712666. Pineand Oak are situatednext to where BerniesHair and Beauty Barnwere last year.Please deliver byWednesday,November25th at thevery latest.Thank you.

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There will be many readerswho will be truly sorryto know that after nearly22 years as Postmistressof Woolhampton PostOffice, Sandra Low is toretire and the Post Officewill cease to trade.

Sandra has been very popularwith customers from all parts ofthe area - not just Woolhampton.Her patience and friendlyattitude - together with herefficiency - has ensured that we,her customers, have not only

been confident of her serviceand advice on our businesstransactions, - but invariablyhad our day brightened by her.

Sandra’s words are quotedbelow - but I would like toadd that although the PostOffice will be badly missed- more importantly, Sandra’spersonality and friendshipwill leave a significant gap inour Community. Based onthis, it will be difficult to findanother Post Office which suitsmany of our requirements!

We wish her, and her husbandKeith, the best of health andhappiness in the future.

“Retirement means I can spendmore time with my family anddo things that werelimited by my workinghours, but I wishto thank all mycustomers, manyof whom are nowmy friends, for theircustom and I hopethat you will soonfind another PostOffice to suit yourrequirements!”

The Closing ofWoolhampton Post OfficeDecember 10th 2015

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Handy NumbersEmergencyCommunity Responders 0800 587 0207Police/Emergency Dial 999Thames Valley Police 0845 8505 505 British Gas Emergency 0800 111 999Thames Water Emergency 0845 9200 888Southern Electric Emergency 0845 770 8090Royal Berks Ambulance NHS 0118 936 5500Royal Berks Fire & Rescue 0118 945 2888

Post OfficesCold Ash (last posting 4.20pm) 01635 862440Hermitage (last posting 4.30pm) 01637 200276Tesco, Northfield Road 01635 873251The Co-op, 54 The Broadway 01635 863223Woolhampton (Last posting 4.45pm) 0118 971 3729Yattendon (last posting 4pm) 01635 201236

SchoolsBrockhurst & Marlston 01635 200293Downe House School 01635 200286Elstree School 0118 971 3302Francis Baily 01635 862188Kennet 01635 862121Parsons Down Infant & Nursery 01635 862475Parsons Down Junior 01635 866700Spurcroft Primary 01635 871541St Finians Cold Ash 01635 865925St Marks Cold Ash 01635 862600Thatcham Park C of E 01635 870950Trinity 01635 41373Whitelands Park Primary 01635 862517Yattendon Primary School 01635 201397

Chemists

Boots, Thatcham 01635 864423 Medical PracticeLloyds Pharmacy, 01635 868538 Burdwood Ctre Lloyds Pharmacy, 01635 863334 Crown Mead Lloyds Pharmacy, 01635 869244 Kingsland Ctre

Supermarkets

Tesco, Northfield Rd 0845 026 9402

The Co-op (24 hrs) 01635 588300 at Texaco Garage

The Co-op Broadway 01635 865052

The Co-op Burdwood Centre 01635 869701

The Co-op Dunston Park 01635 865011

Waitrose, The Broadway 01635 868113

Yattendon Stores 01635 201236

Hospitals

West Berkshire Community 01635 273300 Hospital (Minor Injuries Only)

Royal Berkshire Hospital, 0118 322 5111 Reading

Medical Practitioners

Thatcham Medical Practice, 01635 867171 Bath Rd

Burdwood Surgery 01635 868006

Emergency Only 01635 866169

Out of Hours Doctor 0118 978 7811

Helping Services

A.A. 0845 7697555

Cruse Bereavement Care 01635 523573

Newbury & District Cancer 01635 31542 Care Trust

Childline 0800 1111

PALS 0118 932 3799

Royal British Legion 01635 867621

RSPCA 08705 555999

Victim Support 0845 30 30 900

Library 01635 86604

Mon: 9.30-5.00 Tues: 9.30-7.00 Wed: NOT OPEN Thurs: 9.30-5.00 Fri: 9.30-7.00 Sat: 9.30-12.30

Citizens Advice BureauWest Berks CAB, 01635 516605 at Thatcham Health Centre Helpline for Carers 01635 864245Client Advice Line 0844 4779980

TravelRail Enquiries 08457 484950Newbury Buses 01635 567500

Other Important NumbersB.T. Fault Line 0800 800 151Fly Tipping, to report 01635 519080KATS 08443 105040Thatcham Connections 0118 9886070Thatcham Photographic Club 01635 865516Vet: O’Gormon Slater Main 01635 868382DVLA Swansea 0300 7906801

RecyclingHermitage Garden Centre, 01635 200 442 (glass, textiles, books)

Kingsland Centre Car-park adjacent to Waitrose (paper, glass, mixed plastics, textiles, cans)

Household Waste Recycling Centre (opposite St Gabriel’s School)

“Owing to a Government decision, School term dates will no longer be set by LocalAuthorities. Instead, each school will set their own term dates. This means that WestBerkshire Council will no longer be able to publish the term dates for the whole ofour district, nor will we be able to answer any queries about them. You will needto contact schools directly if you need information or have questions. This decisionwas originally scheduled to come into force in September 2015, but the Secretaryof State is expected to advise the exact time that this new system will start..”



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Barns

The Barn Partnership 7

Blinds

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Brass Band

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Builders

A Thompson 63

Falkland Builders 17

Caring Agency

Care at Home 14

Car Maintenance

A-Z Autoparts 29

Halfway Garage 28

Motech 30

Pegasus 27

StationTyres 27

Carpenter/Joiner

Liege Carpentry 16

Cats Protection

Newbury Cats Protection 58

Charity

The Newbury & District 47Cancer Care Trust

Children - Including Babies

GR Swimming School 35

Monkey Music 35

Read Theatre School 37

Thatcham Children Centre 34

The Village Montessori 23

Chimney Lining

Heetas Engineer 41

Chimney Sweep

PC Dollin 40

Cleaning

My Home 54

Cleaning & Ironing

Platinum Cleaning 24

Coaching

The Margaret Spencer 21

Practice

Computers

Sarah Sladen 46

Conservatories

Green Space Conservatories 11

Curtains & Soft Furnishings

Indigo Designs 55

Dancing School

Allenova School of 33

One Step Ahead 14

Decorator

Amor Decorators 20

PC Decorating 55

J Thompson 17

Diet and Nutrition

Jan Green 47

Digital

SF Digital 48

Drains

Drain & Able 24

Oakwood Drainage Services 40

Double Glazing

Cloud to Clear 19

Electrician

ADD Light + Power 28

Current Connection 17

Home Electrics 30

Flooring

Laws Floors 6

Florist

Buttercups & Daisies 21

Funeral Directors

Geoffrey Church 16

Turner Brothers 28

Furniture

Pine and Oak 3

Gardening Services

A4 Gardening Services 41

AJC Services 43

Back to the Fuchsia 42

JPH Forestry 41

Kalehurst 42

Guttering

CD Guttering 24

Handyman

Peter Kirkham 18

Martin Newman 25

Hairdresser

Koo’s Hair Designs 16

Tracey 8

Health

Mindfulness 12

Orchard Life Centre 13

Locksmith

Cap Security 27

Logs

David Pope 58

Oven Cleaning

Smart Oven Clean 19

Pet Carer

Pet Angels 22

Pest Control

Control Services Limited 45

Picture Framer

Inner Piece 21

Plumber

AJ Bosley 5

Thatcham & Newbury 24

Maintenance Services

Paul Worsley 7

Podiatrist/Chiropody

Treat your Feet 35

Restaurant

The Coach & Horses 2

Roofer

A Thompson 27

Martin Newman 10

Stair Lift Specialist

Mobility 59

Solicitor

Gardner Leader 9

Storage - secure

The Barn Store 47

Tai Chi

Jo Dunn 12

Tax Advice

Tax Assist 47

Theatre School

Read Theatre School 37

Upholstery

Sallies 55

Vet

Donnington Grove 23

Water Softener

JM Softeners 28

Window Cleaner

P.D.D. Services 58

InDEX


ExtensionSpecialist• Barn Conversions• Garage Conversions• Driveways and Patios• All Roofing and Guttering works• Brick, Stone & Flint work• Hard Landscaping• Drainage• Kitchens• Bathrooms• Plumbing• Electrical• Painting and Decorating

A.ThompsonBuildersA family run business specialising in a range ofboth external and interior building work.

www. a t h om p s o n b u i l d e r. c o . u k

Telephone 01635 861088Mobile 07909 902435Email [email protected]

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