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the adventuresof
TrentonburGesSOn
and HIs FatherAnd
ThE birds
a nove l by
James Hunt
This book is dedicated to no one.
Because that is the only person who should read this.
The Adventures of Trenton Burgessonand His Father and The Birds
TablE ofconTents
Table of Contents.......................................................................11Chapter 1....................................................................................15Chapter 2....................................................................................17
Copyright © 2013 by JamesHunt. All rightsreserved. Printed in theUnited States of America.No part of this book may beused or reproduced in anymanner whatsoever withoutwritten permission exceptin the case of briefquotations embodied incritical articles andreviews.
Artwork copyright © 2013 byZach Van Horn.
Some of these stories areworks of fiction and anyresemblance to any livingpersons, places, or eventsare purely coincidental.
ISBN: 978-1482632224ISBN-10: 1482632225
First Edition
“ 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said, very gravely,
'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.' “
-Lewis Carroll
Chapter 1
Trenton was odd.
Chapter 2
When Trent was a young man, his father would take him out tothe woods and tell him to listen to the sound of the birds andto learn from what they said. He told him they knew thingsabout this world that humans could never comprehendbecause they were too busy trying to make a paycheck anddrive their motorcycles and dine with the rich and famous tostop and listen to the birds. He said the birds could deciphercomplex equations that held the answers of the universe. Hisfather had pronounced cheek bones.
His father was also a SChIZopHREniAc.
The End
Notes:
Notes:
James Huntis a robot
Zach Van Hornis a water buffalo