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Page 1: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Business Quotes 2010.09

Page 2: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Seth Godin

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“Nine women can't have a baby in one month,

no matter how closely they coordinate their work.”

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Page 4: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Thomas Edison

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“Opportunity is missed by most because it comes

dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

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Page 6: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Mark D. Lutchen, Former Global CIO of PWC

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“IT is not comparable to a fully sequential engineering

system in which deliverables result from planning,

designing, building, testing, reworking, retesting, and

finalizing.”

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Page 8: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Peter Drucker

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“Do not believe that it is very much of an advance

to do the unnecessarythree times as fast.”

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Page 10: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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“One has to do something new

in order to see something new.”

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Page 12: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Clay Shirky

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“Institutions will try to preserve the problemto which they are the

solution.”

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Page 14: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Paul Klee

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“A line is a dotthat went for a walk.”

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Page 16: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Jyri Engeström

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“The term ‘social networking’ makes little sense if we leave out the objects that mediate the ties between people. [...]

The fallacy is to think that social networks are just made

up of people.”

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Page 18: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Steve Jobs

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“Innovation is not about saying yes to everything.

It’s about saying NO to all but the most crucial features.”

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Page 20: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

The Cluetrain Manifesto

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“The long silence — the interruption of the human

conversation — is coming to an end. On the Internet,

markets are getting more connected and more

powerfully vocal every day.”

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Page 22: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Kurt Cobain

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“Rather be dead than cool.”

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Page 24: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Ben Bernanke

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“These are issues that we are going to have to address,

because they are significant.”

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Page 26: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Herbert Simon

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“One finds limitsby pushing them.”

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Ivan Turgenev

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“If we wait for the moment when everything,

absolutely everything is ready,we shall never begin.”

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Page 30: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

George Best

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“I spent 90% of my money on women and drink.The rest I wasted”

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Page 32: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Herbert Simon

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“[...] a wealth of information creates a poverty of attention,

and a need to allocate that attention efficiently among

the overabundance of information sources

that might consume it.”

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Page 34: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Woody Allen

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“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”

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Page 36: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Kevin Kelly

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“Complexity that works is built up out of

modules that work perfectly,layered one over the other.”

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Page 38: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Groucho Marx

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“A child of five would understand this.

Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

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Page 40: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Blaise Pascal

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“I apologize for writing you a long letter

but I didn’t have time to write you a short one.”

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Page 42: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Matt Hunter, Product Development, IDEO

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“Fail earlyto succeed sooner.”

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Page 44: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

John Geleynse, Software Technology Evangelism, Apple

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“Implement solutions,not features.”

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Page 46: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Chinese Proverb

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“Don't open a shopunless

you like to smile.”

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Page 48: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

David Ogilvy

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“The best ideascome as jokes.

Make your thinkingas funny as possible.”

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Page 50: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Groucho Marx

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“Before I speak,I have somethingimportant to say.”

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Page 52: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Niels Bohr

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“Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.”

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Page 54: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Henry Ford

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“If I’d asked my customers what they wanted,

they’d have saida faster horse.”

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Page 56: The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

Jeffrey Zeldman

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“Content precedes design. Design in the absence of

content is not design,it’s decoration.”

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