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100:00:00,847 --> 00:00:02,631Previously onThe Big Bang Theory...
200:00:02,737 --> 00:00:05,738We now pronounce youhusband and wife!
300:00:08,937 --> 00:00:11,189I love this part!
400:00:11,191 --> 00:00:12,774Me, too!
500:00:12,776 --> 00:00:16,244I have strongly mixed feelings!
600:00:18,013 --> 00:00:20,998
So, Howard's reallyin space, huh?
700:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,900Mm-hmm, InternationalSpace Station.
800:00:22,902 --> 00:00:25,002250 miles that way.
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00:00:25,004 --> 00:00:27,789Right now, Howard'sstaring down at our planet
1000:00:27,791 --> 00:00:31,342like a tiny Jewish Greek god.
1100:00:31,344 --> 00:00:34,412Zeusowitz.
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00:00:34,414 --> 00:00:35,697I must admit,
1300:00:35,699 --> 00:00:38,249I can't helpbut feel a twinge of envy.
1400:00:38,251 --> 00:00:41,936
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He can look out the window andsee the majesty of the universe
1500:00:41,938 --> 00:00:44,055unfolding before his eyes.
1600:00:44,057 --> 00:00:47,759His dim, uncomprehending eyes.
1700:00:49,812 --> 00:00:53,865It's like a catin an airport carrying case.
1800:00:53,867 --> 00:00:56,951You know, it's not exactlyglamorous up there.
1900:00:56,953 --> 00:00:58,986The water that
the astronauts drink
2000:00:58,988 --> 00:01:01,539is made from each other'srecycled urine.
2100:01:02,791 --> 00:01:04,225Must be nice.
2200:01:04,227 --> 00:01:07,128
Nobody wants anythingthat comes out of me.
2300:01:11,967 --> 00:01:14,919I wonder what he'sdoing right this very second.
2400:01:14,921 --> 00:01:17,805Mm, conducting experimentsin zero gravity.
2500:01:17,807 --> 00:01:20,258Peering through his telescopeat the birth of the cosmos.
2600:01:20,260 --> 00:01:23,694Whatever it is, we know hislife will never be the same.
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2700:01:23,696 --> 00:01:27,732Howard! Can you hear me?!
2800:01:27,734 --> 00:01:31,519I can hear youwithout the phone!
2900:01:31,521 --> 00:01:32,970Don't be snippy.
3000:01:32,972 --> 00:01:35,606I'm just excited to talkto my baby!
3100:01:35,608 --> 00:01:38,109I'm excited to talk to you, too.
3200:01:38,111 --> 00:01:40,995
So, what's this mishegasabout you moving out
3300:01:40,997 --> 00:01:44,165to go live withthe little Polish girl?!
3400:01:44,167 --> 00:01:46,868How about calling her my wife?
35
00:01:46,870 --> 00:01:49,670Wives don't take boysfrom their mothers.
3600:01:49,672 --> 00:01:52,924They do.That's why we marry them!
3700:01:53,876 --> 00:01:56,660I just hope I'm not deadfrom a broken heart
3800:01:56,662 --> 00:01:58,546before you get back.
3900:01:58,548 --> 00:02:02,934Ma, please. Everyone from NASAis listening to this phone call.
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4000:02:02,936 --> 00:02:06,687Good. They should knowwhat a horrible son you are!
4100:02:06,689 --> 00:02:09,891Okay, Ma, great talking to you!Gotta go!
4200:02:12,028 --> 00:02:15,179Well... space is ruined.
4300:02:18,367 --> 00:02:22,019Our whole universewas in a hot, dense state
4400:02:22,021 --> 00:02:25,339Then nearly 14 billion yearsago expansion started... Wait!
4500:02:25,341 --> 00:02:26,908The Earth began to cool
4600:02:26,910 --> 00:02:29,527The autotrophs began to drool,Neanderthals developed tools
4700:02:29,529 --> 00:02:32,146We built the WallWe built the pyramids
4800:02:32,148 --> 00:02:34,832Math, Science, History,unraveling the mystery
4900:02:34,834 --> 00:02:36,751That all startedwith a big bang
5000:02:36,753 --> 00:02:38,719
Bang!
5100:02:38,744 --> 00:02:42,744The Big Bang Theory S06xE01@LIO_OFFICIAL
5200:02:42,745 --> 00:02:46,745corrected by
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@LIO_OFFICIAL
5300:02:51,741 --> 00:02:54,576This is so exciting.
5400:02:54,578 --> 00:02:57,329Soon, my upper lip willbe the same fake blonde
5500:02:57,331 --> 00:02:59,414as my beautifulbest friend.
5600:03:00,249 --> 00:03:02,634Hey, this ismy natural hair color.
5700:03:04,354 --> 00:03:06,972Now.
5800:03:06,974 --> 00:03:09,141So, does Sheldon haveanything special
5900:03:09,143 --> 00:03:10,926planned for youtomorrow night?
6000:03:10,928 --> 00:03:13,595
Oh, yes. According to theRelationship Agreement,
6100:03:13,597 --> 00:03:15,447on the anniversaryof our first date,
6200:03:15,449 --> 00:03:18,617he must take me to a nicedinner, ask about my day
6300:03:18,619 --> 00:03:20,569and engage in casualphysical contact
6400:03:20,571 --> 00:03:24,039that a disinterested onlookermight mistake for intimacy.
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6500:03:24,041 --> 00:03:25,991That's hot.
6600:03:27,293 --> 00:03:29,628You kids better use protection.
6700:03:29,630 --> 00:03:32,247How long doesthis stay on?
6800:03:32,249 --> 00:03:33,382Just a couple of minutes.
6900:03:33,384 --> 00:03:34,666You've really neverdone this before?
7000:03:34,668 --> 00:03:37,219
Once in high school,but I dozed off
7100:03:37,221 --> 00:03:40,439and woke up with second-degreechemical burns on my face.
7200:03:40,441 --> 00:03:42,257Oh, my gosh,that's awful.
7300:03:42,259 --> 00:03:43,842The other kidsmake fun of you?
7400:03:43,844 --> 00:03:47,146No, I had a cover story;I told everyone it was herpes.
7500:03:48,565 --> 00:03:50,849So, how's everything going
with you and Leonard?
7600:03:50,851 --> 00:03:52,968I don't know,it's still kind of weird.
7700:03:52,970 --> 00:03:55,254We haven't really recovered
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since he proposed to me
7800:03:55,256 --> 00:03:56,622in the middle of sex.
7900:03:56,624 --> 00:03:59,241Oh. Boo-hoo.
8000:03:59,243 --> 00:04:01,143If Sheldon proposedto me during sex,
8100:04:01,145 --> 00:04:04,913my ovaries would grab on to himand never let go.
8200:04:09,335 --> 00:04:13,839Leonard, where do you standon the anthropic principle?
8300:04:13,841 --> 00:04:16,542Interesting question. On theone hand, I always thought...
8400:04:16,544 --> 00:04:19,828You don't even knowwhat it is, do you?
8500:04:19,830 --> 00:04:23,048
The anthropic principle statesthat if we wish to explain
8600:04:23,050 --> 00:04:25,551why our universe existsthe way it does,
8700:04:25,553 --> 00:04:28,503the answer is thatit must have qualities
8800:04:28,505 --> 00:04:30,889that allow intelligentcreatures to arise
8900:04:30,891 --> 00:04:33,058who are capable ofasking the question.
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9000:04:33,060 --> 00:04:36,528As I am doingso eloquently right now.
9100:04:36,530 --> 00:04:39,565I know whatthe anthropic principle is.
9200:04:39,567 --> 00:04:41,950Of course.I just explained it to you.
9300:04:41,952 --> 00:04:45,520Now, where do youstand on it?
9400:04:45,522 --> 00:04:47,656Where do you stand on it?Strongly pro.
9500:04:47,658 --> 00:04:50,425Then I believe that Godcreated the world in six days,
9600:04:50,427 --> 00:04:53,128and on the seventh,he made you to annoy me.
9700:04:56,916 --> 00:04:58,500
Hey, guys.Hey.
9800:04:58,502 --> 00:05:00,419Yeah, wait, Raj,where do you stand
9900:05:00,421 --> 00:05:02,054on the anthropicprinciple?
10000:05:02,056 --> 00:05:04,206I'm all for it.Attaboy!
10100:05:04,208 --> 00:05:05,540Well, hang on.Why do you believe
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10200:05:05,542 --> 00:05:07,259that he knowswhat it is and I don't?
10300:05:07,261 --> 00:05:09,978Oh, Leonard.Let's not take a saw
10400:05:09,980 --> 00:05:12,547to the branchwe're sitting on, shall we?
10500:05:12,549 --> 00:05:14,099Hey, uh,if you guys
10600:05:14,101 --> 00:05:17,186are free tonight, I heard abouta spa where you soak your feet
10700:05:17,188 --> 00:05:18,737in a pool full of little fish
10800:05:18,739 --> 00:05:20,772that eat all the dead skinright off them.
10900:05:20,774 --> 00:05:22,557I don't need
to tell you,
11000:05:22,559 --> 00:05:26,578in Los Angeles, sandalseason is year round.
11100:05:26,580 --> 00:05:29,031Actually, I'm hangingout with Penny.
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00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:32,417Oh, okay. Sounds likeit's me and you, Sheldon.
11300:05:32,419 --> 00:05:35,237How about we sic some guppieson those puppies?
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00:05:36,289 --> 00:05:38,840As I've stated beforeon numerous occasions,
11500:05:38,842 --> 00:05:41,843the only sea creature I wouldeven consider being eaten by
11600:05:41,845 --> 00:05:45,047is the Kraken, becausethe last words I would hear are:
11700:05:45,049 --> 00:05:47,382"Release the Kraken."
11800:05:47,384 --> 00:05:49,184That never gets old.
11900:05:49,186 --> 00:05:52,587
"Release the Kraken!"Oh, chills.
12000:05:52,589 --> 00:05:55,440Besides, I'm havingdinner with Amy.
12100:05:55,442 --> 00:05:58,277Oh, okay. I'll just go homeand be alone.
12200:05:58,279 --> 00:05:59,427W-Which is cool.
12300:05:59,429 --> 00:06:03,148I eat alone, I sleep alone,I cry alone, so...
12400:06:03,150 --> 00:06:05,083Cool.
12500:06:06,819 --> 00:06:10,872Darn. If you weren't busy,I'd ask you to join us.
12600:06:11,624 --> 00:06:13,959Really? I cancome? Thanks!
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12700:06:13,961 --> 00:06:16,461Sheldon, are you sureyou want to be bringing Raj
12800:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,080on your date nightwith Amy?
12900:06:18,082 --> 00:06:19,831Oh, absolutely.
13000:06:19,833 --> 00:06:24,452I have a contractual obligationto provide Amy with conversation
13100:06:24,454 --> 00:06:26,338and casualphysical contact,
13200:06:26,340 --> 00:06:28,006but nowhere is it specified
13300:06:28,008 --> 00:06:31,143that I can't outsource thatto an Indian.
13400:06:35,798 --> 00:06:38,150Howie?
13500:06:38,152 --> 00:06:39,184Howie?
13600:06:39,186 --> 00:06:42,271Hey, there's my beautiful bride!
13700:06:42,273 --> 00:06:43,572Can you see me?
138
00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:45,907I can.How are you?
13900:06:45,909 --> 00:06:47,075I'm amazing.
14000:06:47,077 --> 00:06:49,528
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I mean, this iseven better than I dreamed.
14100:06:49,530 --> 00:06:54,249I look out the window, and...it's all so unbelievable.
14200:06:54,251 --> 00:06:55,617Good for you.
14300:06:55,619 --> 00:07:00,088I just had a seemingly endlessdinner with your mom.
14400:07:00,923 --> 00:07:03,258Oh, yeah? That's nice.
14500:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,961It was. Until I found out
you never told her
14600:07:05,963 --> 00:07:07,446we're not gonna live with her.
14700:07:07,448 --> 00:07:10,882Let's talk about thatfor a minute.
14800:07:11,768 --> 00:07:15,003
Hey, look, this pen is floating.
14900:07:15,005 --> 00:07:18,056How crazy is that?
15000:07:21,227 --> 00:07:23,695You said you told her,but you never did!
15100:07:23,697 --> 00:07:27,182
Okay, okay, I knowyou're upset, but...
15200:07:27,184 --> 00:07:31,620let me share somethingI've learned since I got here.
15300:07:31,622 --> 00:07:33,455
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You realize
15400:07:33,457 --> 00:07:35,857how small your problems are
15500:07:35,859 --> 00:07:38,710when you're looking downon them from space.
15600:07:39,963 --> 00:07:42,180Now, come on, that's gotto make you feel better.
15700:07:42,182 --> 00:07:45,350How clear is the imageof me on that screen?
15800:07:45,352 --> 00:07:46,885Pretty clear.
15900:07:46,887 --> 00:07:49,688Do I look like I feel better?
16000:07:49,690 --> 00:07:54,476I mean, it's not, like,HD quality.
16100:07:54,478 --> 00:07:56,228Listen, mister, you're
gonna talk to your mother
16200:07:56,230 --> 00:07:58,463and you're gonna fix this,or that thing I said
16300:07:58,465 --> 00:08:00,866I was gonna do to youthe minute you got home,
164
00:08:00,868 --> 00:08:03,819you can do to yourself.
16500:08:05,888 --> 00:08:08,774Like he's beendoing since he got here.
16600:08:13,896 --> 00:08:17,416
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Sheldon, this placeis so romantic.
16700:08:17,418 --> 00:08:19,034Oh, I'm glad you like it.
16800:08:19,036 --> 00:08:20,419Raj picked it out.
16900:08:20,421 --> 00:08:24,456Well, when you see him,tell him I say thank you.
17000:08:24,458 --> 00:08:26,174Tell him yourself.
17100:08:26,176 --> 00:08:28,009Yoo-hoo!
17200:08:28,011 --> 00:08:29,678Over here!
17300:08:31,431 --> 00:08:34,066I don't understand.What's he doing here?
17400:08:34,068 --> 00:08:35,133I invited him.
17500:08:35,135 --> 00:08:37,302On our date?
17600:08:37,304 --> 00:08:39,137Sheldon, that's not okay.
17700:08:39,139 --> 00:08:40,689Yes, it is.
178
00:08:40,691 --> 00:08:43,825There's a loopholein the Relationship Agreement.
17900:08:43,827 --> 00:08:45,594You found a loophole?
18000:08:47,780 --> 00:08:50,682
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Sorry I started without you.I'm a little nervous.
18100:08:50,684 --> 00:08:53,452It's been a long timesince I've been on a date.
18200:08:53,454 --> 00:08:57,906I can't believe I bleachedmy mustache for this.
18300:08:57,908 --> 00:08:59,157You should goto my girl.
18400:08:59,159 --> 00:09:01,293She'll knock outthose sideburns for free.
185
00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:13,441You know, Amy,I don't even think
18600:09:13,443 --> 00:09:15,710you and I have hada real conversation.
18700:09:15,712 --> 00:09:18,830Let's use tonight to get to knoweach other a little better.
18800:09:18,832 --> 00:09:20,532You start.
18900:09:23,402 --> 00:09:25,320Go home.
19000:09:25,322 --> 00:09:27,505I don't understand.
19100:09:27,507 --> 00:09:30,375Sheldon, how could you do this?It's our second anniversary.
19200:09:30,377 --> 00:09:32,110It's your anniversary?!
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00:09:32,112 --> 00:09:35,113Oh, my God, I had no idea.
19400:09:35,115 --> 00:09:37,632Amy, please,let me make this right.
19500:09:37,634 --> 00:09:38,783Thank you.
19600:09:38,785 --> 00:09:40,118My pleasure.Waiter?
19700:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,721A bottle of champagneand three glasses.
19800:09:43,589 --> 00:09:44,789
Oh, boy,
19900:09:44,791 --> 00:09:47,258isn't this romantic?
20000:09:47,260 --> 00:09:49,461Oh, I hope that'sa rhetorical question,
20100:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,629
because I have no clue.
20200:09:53,649 --> 00:09:55,934This is great.What's the occasion?
20300:09:55,936 --> 00:09:57,769No occasion. You know,things have been
204
00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:00,605a little weird between us,so I wanted to throw together
20500:10:00,607 --> 00:10:01,940a fun nightjust for you.
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00:10:01,942 --> 00:10:04,192That is so sweet.I got all your favorites.
20700:10:04,194 --> 00:10:05,360Beer, wings, sliders.
20800:10:05,362 --> 00:10:06,995We can watch thefootball game.
20900:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,197I even painted my stomach.
21000:10:10,833 --> 00:10:12,984"Go sports"?Well...
21100:10:12,986 --> 00:10:15,003
in case you were inthe mood for baseball,
21200:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,922I didn't want tolook ridiculous.
21300:10:17,924 --> 00:10:19,323This is awesome.I love it!
21400:10:19,325 --> 00:10:20,324Good, I'm glad.
21500:10:20,326 --> 00:10:21,910Gosh, I workedmy ass off today.
21600:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,344This is exactlywhat I needed.
21700:10:23,346 --> 00:10:25,096Great. Just relax and enjoy.
21800:10:25,098 --> 00:10:26,581Tonight is all about you.
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00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,216Ah, thank you!
22000:10:30,821 --> 00:10:34,606So, where exactly are wein this relationship?
22100:10:35,441 --> 00:10:36,641Oh, come on!
22200:10:36,643 --> 00:10:38,810I just told youI had a hard day.
22300:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,562You're right, I'm sorry.Let's watch the game.
22400:10:40,564 --> 00:10:41,913
Great.
22500:10:43,250 --> 00:10:46,117I just know the longerwe wait to talk about it,
22600:10:46,119 --> 00:10:48,186the weirder it gets.
22700:10:48,188 --> 00:10:51,873
Sweetie, can I just bethe girl tonight?
22800:10:51,875 --> 00:10:53,875Absolutely.You're the girl, I'm the guy.
22900:10:53,877 --> 00:10:55,393Now, you watchyour football game
23000:10:55,395 --> 00:10:57,395while I make you alittle plate here.
23100:10:57,397 --> 00:10:59,230Thank you!
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00:11:01,468 --> 00:11:02,634Oh, I'll get it.
23300:11:02,636 --> 00:11:04,886Go sports!
23400:11:06,422 --> 00:11:08,840Hello-lo-lo.
23500:11:08,842 --> 00:11:09,974What are you doing here?
23600:11:09,976 --> 00:11:11,760I thought you were outth Sheldon and Amy.
23700:11:11,762 --> 00:11:12,894I was, but it'stheir anniversary
23800:11:12,896 --> 00:11:14,779and I didn't wantto be a third wheel,
23900:11:14,781 --> 00:11:16,064so I figured I'd come over here
24000:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,382and hang out with you
and Penny on your date.
24100:11:18,384 --> 00:11:20,769Well, it's not reallya great time.
24200:11:20,771 --> 00:11:22,654Penny and I have some thingswe need to talk about.
243
00:11:22,656 --> 00:11:24,439No, we don't!Come on in!
24400:11:24,441 --> 00:11:26,224Sweet!
24500:11:26,226 --> 00:11:30,612
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I can't believeI shaved my stomach for this.
24600:11:36,051 --> 00:11:38,336Hey, Froot Loops.
24700:11:41,423 --> 00:11:43,458You got a phone call.
24800:11:43,460 --> 00:11:44,609Who is it?
24900:11:44,611 --> 00:11:46,594A woman who saysshe's your mother
25000:11:46,596 --> 00:11:49,013but sounds likeyour father.
25100:11:52,685 --> 00:11:54,752Hey, Ma.
25200:11:54,754 --> 00:11:56,855You know, we couldsee each other
25300:11:56,857 --> 00:11:58,773if you turn on the computer.
25400:11:58,775 --> 00:12:01,109I'm not going nearthat fakakta thing.
25500:12:01,111 --> 00:12:04,028I'll catch a computer virus!
25600:12:04,864 --> 00:12:08,116You can't catch
a computer virus.
25700:12:08,118 --> 00:12:12,954Oh, so now you're an astronautand a doctor?
25800:12:12,956 --> 00:12:16,241What do you want, Ma?
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25900:12:16,243 --> 00:12:20,044Your wife says you havesomething important to tell me.
26000:12:20,830 --> 00:12:23,882Okay, here it is.
26100:12:23,884 --> 00:12:28,336Bernadette and I are startinga life together and...
26200:12:28,338 --> 00:12:31,289Oh, God!You are gonna leave me!
26300:12:31,291 --> 00:12:32,456Ma...
26400:12:32,458 --> 00:12:33,791It's okay.
26500:12:33,793 --> 00:12:36,261Your father left me,you left me--
26600:12:36,263 --> 00:12:39,814I guess I'm just the kindof person people like to leave.
26700:12:41,433 --> 00:12:44,235It's not... definite.
26800:12:44,237 --> 00:12:46,404I'll talk to Bernadette.
26900:12:46,406 --> 00:12:47,572Don't bother.
27000:12:47,574 --> 00:12:49,858I'll just go sit in a holein the ground
27100:12:49,860 --> 00:12:52,643so I'm no trouble when I die.
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00:12:53,529 --> 00:12:55,246Stop it, Ma.
27300:12:55,248 --> 00:12:58,983I'm sure I can getBernie to come around.
27400:12:58,985 --> 00:13:00,652I knew it!
27500:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,287I knew she was behind this!
27600:13:02,289 --> 00:13:04,923You listen to me,if you want to be a man,
27700:13:04,925 --> 00:13:08,710you can't let a woman
tell you what to do!
27800:13:08,712 --> 00:13:09,878Okay,
27900:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,763okay.
28000:13:11,765 --> 00:13:15,166I can't believe these people
won the Cold War.
28100:13:17,169 --> 00:13:20,471Now, can we pleasechange the subject?
28200:13:20,473 --> 00:13:21,606Fine.
28300:13:21,608 --> 00:13:23,741
Explain whyyou've been gone so long
28400:13:23,743 --> 00:13:25,810and I haven't gottena single letter.
28500:13:25,812 --> 00:13:29,280
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Not even a lousy postcard!
28600:13:33,186 --> 00:13:37,021You know, I'm growing to likeAmerican football.
28700:13:37,023 --> 00:13:39,057Yeah, it's fun, isn't it?Well...
28800:13:39,059 --> 00:13:41,910it's not the balls-to-the-wallaction of badminton or cricket,
28900:13:41,912 --> 00:13:44,028but hey...
29000:13:44,030 --> 00:13:46,264what is?
29100:13:47,399 --> 00:13:48,866All right, who's readyfor another beer?
29200:13:48,868 --> 00:13:50,435I'm good.No, thank you.
29300:13:50,437 --> 00:13:51,970
Girls.
29400:13:52,805 --> 00:13:55,573I am havingthe nicest time.
29500:13:55,575 --> 00:13:57,709You guys are likefamily to me.
296
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,910You know that, right?
29700:13:58,912 --> 00:14:00,895That's great.Get out.
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What? Why?
29900:14:02,432 --> 00:14:04,682Penny and I have some issueswe need to talk about.
30000:14:04,684 --> 00:14:05,650Oh...
30100:14:05,652 --> 00:14:07,902pish on your issues!
30200:14:08,771 --> 00:14:10,838You guys are fine.
30300:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,890Yes, you hit some bumpsalong the way.
30400:14:12,892 --> 00:14:14,158I mean, Penny,
30500:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,095you've always known how this manhas felt about you,
30600:14:17,097 --> 00:14:19,614but you made himgrovel for affection.
30700:14:19,616 --> 00:14:20,748Okay, hold on...
30800:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,950Now, don't blame yourself.
30900:14:21,952 --> 00:14:24,252He was a groveler from way back.
31000:14:25,671 --> 00:14:29,641But the point is,the two of you got past it.
31100:14:29,643 --> 00:14:31,442And, Leonard,you go and propose
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31200:14:31,444 --> 00:14:33,628to this poor girlin the middle of sex?
31300:14:33,630 --> 00:14:36,464That was some weak tea, dude.
31400:14:37,299 --> 00:14:39,183Some people mightsay it was romantic.
31500:14:39,185 --> 00:14:40,918Yeah, no.
31600:14:40,920 --> 00:14:45,256But yet, here you two are,still together.
317
00:14:45,258 --> 00:14:48,426And that's even after you and Ihad our crazy naked night.
31800:14:48,428 --> 00:14:49,677Okay...That's enough.
31900:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,212I'm just saying
32000:14:51,214 --> 00:14:52,930that after everythingyou've been through,
32100:14:52,932 --> 00:14:55,066you get to lookinto each other's eyes
32200:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,735and say "I love you."
32300:14:57,737 --> 00:14:59,754And that's beautiful.
32400:15:02,574 --> 00:15:05,793Actually, to this day,she's never really said it.
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32500:15:06,729 --> 00:15:09,263Oh, Penny!That's ridiculous!
32600:15:10,299 --> 00:15:11,265You know you love him!
32700:15:11,267 --> 00:15:12,800You look him in the eyesand you say it.
32800:15:12,802 --> 00:15:13,801Raj...Oh, come on,
32900:15:13,803 --> 00:15:15,887you know you want to say it.Say it.
33000:15:16,555 --> 00:15:18,823Say you love him.
33100:15:20,676 --> 00:15:23,127Say it!
33200:15:26,815 --> 00:15:29,367I really thoughtshe would say it.
33300:15:36,492 --> 00:15:41,295Have I ever told you you'relike a sexy praying mantis?
33400:15:42,147 --> 00:15:45,416Every time you drink alcohol.
33500:15:45,418 --> 00:15:48,486You know what's wonderfulabout the praying mantis?
33600:15:49,288 --> 00:15:52,173They devour their mate.
33700:15:52,175 --> 00:15:53,975Your point being?
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00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,568Dessert is served.
33900:16:04,403 --> 00:16:07,105I just had cobbler.
34000:16:07,973 --> 00:16:09,607You know what?
34100:16:09,609 --> 00:16:11,392I'm done with this.
34200:16:12,945 --> 00:16:14,345W-Where areyou going?
34300:16:14,347 --> 00:16:15,947I'm leaving.
34400:16:15,949 --> 00:16:17,532You can't leave.
34500:16:17,534 --> 00:16:18,966I need you.
34600:16:20,819 --> 00:16:23,004You do?
347
00:16:23,006 --> 00:16:24,722Yes.
34800:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,958You're my ride.
34900:16:28,327 --> 00:16:31,662Sheldon, you either saysomething meaningful
350
00:16:31,664 --> 00:16:35,183and from the heart,or you and I are done.
35100:16:36,802 --> 00:16:38,252All right.
35200:16:39,371 --> 00:16:42,223
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Please.
35300:16:45,094 --> 00:16:47,678Amy...
35400:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,181when I look in your eyes
35500:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,383and you're lookingback in mine,
35600:16:52,385 --> 00:16:56,270everything feelsnot quite normal,
35700:16:56,272 --> 00:16:58,806because I feel
35800:16:58,808 --> 00:17:02,660stronger and weakerat the same time.
35900:17:02,662 --> 00:17:08,566I feel excited and,at the same time, terrified.
36000:17:08,568 --> 00:17:10,901The truth is,
36100:17:10,903 --> 00:17:13,838I don't knowwhat I feel, except...
36200:17:13,840 --> 00:17:18,009I know what kind of manI want to be.
36300:17:19,511 --> 00:17:21,345
Sheldon...
36400:17:21,347 --> 00:17:23,181that was beautiful.
36500:17:23,183 --> 00:17:24,348I should hope so.
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36600:17:24,350 --> 00:17:26,734That's from the firstSpider-Man movie.
36700:17:31,473 --> 00:17:34,325I'll take it.
36800:17:35,144 --> 00:17:36,561Good.
36900:17:36,563 --> 00:17:38,946Now, I assumewe're splitting the check?
37000:17:43,285 --> 00:17:44,435Hey, Stuart.
37100:17:44,437 --> 00:17:47,572
Oh, hey. I was actuallyjust about to close up.
37200:17:47,574 --> 00:17:48,906Oh, I'm sorry. I'll leave.
37300:17:48,908 --> 00:17:50,491No, no. It'sokay. Hang out.
374
00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:51,576You sure?
37500:17:51,578 --> 00:17:54,045Yeah, you'remy first customer today.
37600:17:54,047 --> 00:17:56,197All right. Great.
377
00:17:56,199 --> 00:17:57,615I'm, uh, having a nightcap.
37800:17:57,617 --> 00:17:59,116You want to join me?
37900:17:59,118 --> 00:18:00,284What are you drinking?
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38000:18:00,286 --> 00:18:03,287Coffee liqueurin a Chewbacca mug.
38100:18:03,289 --> 00:18:06,140I call it a sad-tini.
38200:18:06,142 --> 00:18:08,726Perfect for the nightI'm having. Thank you.
38300:18:08,728 --> 00:18:11,979Hmm. Nice notto drink alone.
38400:18:11,981 --> 00:18:13,631Amen to that.
38500:18:13,633 --> 00:18:15,316Sometimes I pour
38600:18:15,318 --> 00:18:18,152a little chardonnayinto my dog's water bowl.
38700:18:18,154 --> 00:18:20,321You're kidding.
38800:18:20,323 --> 00:18:23,407She's kind of a mean drunk,but what are you gonna do?
38900:18:23,409 --> 00:18:24,692Cheers.
39000:18:24,694 --> 00:18:26,143Cheers.
39100:18:26,145 --> 00:18:27,912A little music?Sure.
39200:18:31,584 --> 00:18:34,168Mmm. Bossa nova.
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00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:37,755You listen to that withyour hips as well as your ears.
39400:18:37,757 --> 00:18:39,156Mmm.
39500:18:40,542 --> 00:18:42,677Oh.
39600:18:42,679 --> 00:18:44,762Something about...
39700:18:44,764 --> 00:18:47,181Latin music justmakes me feel like
39800:18:47,183 --> 00:18:50,268I'm on a white sand beach
in Rio.
39900:18:51,803 --> 00:18:53,137Yeah.
40000:18:53,139 --> 00:18:57,225The sun, the waves,the beautiful bodies,
40100:18:57,227 --> 00:19:00,861
tanned and glisteningwith sweat.
40200:19:15,994 --> 00:19:17,695I should go.Yeah.
40300:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,831Uh, thank youfor the drink.
40400:19:20,833 --> 00:19:23,334No problem.
40500:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,170Hey, Stuart.Yeah?
406
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00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:29,390Do you want to...hang out tomorrow night,
40700:19:29,392 --> 00:19:32,059maybe grab a bite to eator catch a late movie?
40800:19:32,061 --> 00:19:35,879Yeah, I-I'd like to,but I'm a little tight on funds.
40900:19:35,881 --> 00:19:37,398No problem. My treat.
41000:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,983I'll swing by after work.
41100:19:38,985 --> 00:19:40,268
Okay.
41200:19:40,270 --> 00:19:41,902Okay.
41300:19:45,724 --> 00:19:48,609I could do worse.
41400:19:57,304 --> 00:19:58,840Aw, that's such
good news, Howie.
41500:19:58,841 --> 00:20:00,240Thank you for telling her.
41600:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,360Hey, I'm a grown man;I'm gonna live with my wife.
41700:20:03,362 --> 00:20:07,781
My mother's just gonna haveto learn to make do on her own.
41800:20:07,783 --> 00:20:09,566Was she upset?
41900:20:09,568 --> 00:20:12,936Who can tell?
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She yells everything.
42000:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,740She might have been upset.
42100:20:16,742 --> 00:20:19,376She might have been hungry.
42200:20:19,378 --> 00:20:21,829Thanks for fixing it.
42300:20:21,831 --> 00:20:23,330I love you.
42400:20:23,332 --> 00:20:24,581I love you, too.
42500:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,583
Sweet dreams.I'll talk to you tomorrow?
42600:20:26,585 --> 00:20:29,453Good night, Rocket Man.
42700:20:29,455 --> 00:20:32,122To infinity and beyond, baby.
42800:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,126
Loops.
42900:20:36,128 --> 00:20:38,629You realize you justlied your ass off
43000:20:38,631 --> 00:20:40,731to your wifeand your mother.
431
00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:42,099I know.
43200:20:42,101 --> 00:20:44,218What are you gonna dowhen you get back to Earth?
43300:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,569
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Oh, I'm never going back.
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