The Eagle — April 8, 2010

SG VP still signs the checks, but little elseBy JULIA RYANEagle Staff Writer

Student Activities decided last Wednesday that Student Govern-ment Vice President Alex Prescott will keep his position in the SG for the rest of April, but his role will be signifi cantly diminished as members of his cabinet take over his primary responsibilities.

Prescott was suspended in a vote of 12 to 4 at a meeting of the Undergraduate Senate on March 27 for his failure to plan the Founders’ Day Ball this year, Th e Eagle previously reported.

Prescott said most of his event-planning responsibilities will now be handled by Senator-at-large Jenny Kim, Eagle Nights Director Riley Fujisaki and other members of his cabinet.

Prescott said he will still of-fi cially be vice president, and he will retain signing power over ex-penses, but he will not be allowed in his offi ce except to sign off on expenses.

Prescott said he can still guide the members of his cabinet as they try to plan events this month, but he has no power over their deci-sions.

“I’ve off ered my aid unoffi cial-ly,” he said. “But I can’t play any supervisory role.”

Student Activities told Prescott

that he would still be compensated for the month of April, despite the cutback in his role as vice presi-dent.

Student Activities Program Ad-viser Andrew Toczydlowski said Student Activities stepped in to address the concerns of the four current SG executives about a re-cently passed SG by-law regarding suspensions.

Th e executives were not sure how to proceed with Prescott’s sus-pension because the by-law did not give concrete rules about when to give suspensions to SG members, according to Toczydlowski.

Student Activities wants to make sure that funds set aside for now-canceled SG events like the Founders’ Day Ball are still used to benefi t AU students, Toczydlowski said.

“We felt that in both the inter-est of time and our vast program-planning experience, it would be easier for us to step in and guide the vice president’s cabinet in bringing a lot of fun and exciting events to fruition this month,” he said in an e-mail.

Class of 2010 Senator and act-ing-Speaker of the Undergraduate Senate Steve Dalton said he trusts Student Activities and the Senate in their decisions about the vice president.

“While some members of the Senate, myself included, were wor-

ried that Student Activities might step in and start dictating new punishments or overturning old ones I think everyone — including Alex Prescott — has come to terms with what was decided by a three-quarters majority of the Senate,” Dalton said.

Dalton also said it was best for Student Activities to take over the vice presidential offi ce, rather than current SG Secretary Colin Meiselman, so there is no ambigu-ity about who is offi cially in charge of the vice president’s responsibili-ties.

Th e SG constitution states that if the vice president is unable to serve either through removal or by design, the secretary will tem-porarily take over as acting vice president. Student Activities chose to overrule the constitution and kept Prescott as vice president.

“If Colin Meiselman became the acting vice president, then I think people would wonder why Alex Prescott would still have his sign-ing power,” Dalton said. “However, since Meiselman is not taking that position, then obviously someone needed to have signing power over the account.”

Meiselman said he feels that Student Activities did not make the right decision about the redis-tribution of responsibilities.

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By ASHLEY DEJEANEagle Contributing Writer

Matthew Halbe’s charge of crossing a police line was dropped on Tuesday, while Michael Dranove faces four new charges in addition to defacing gov-ernment property.

Halbe, a junior in the School of International Service, and Dranove, a freshman in the College of Arts and Sciences, attended their court ap-pointments this week for the charges stemming from their arrest at the “Funk the War: Bad Romance Street Party” protest on March 19.

Halbe’s court hearing was Wednes-day. Dranove’s hearing is currently scheduled for May 5, though he at-tended his arraignment on Tuesday.

Halbe arrived at the D.C. court-house at 8:30 a.m. and waited half an hour before the doors opened, he said. When the time came to process his

paperwork, he caught a break.“[Th e clerk] said that the police

didn’t submit any paperwork for me,” Halbe said. “My case was completely dismissed, [and] they’re not prosecut-ing me.”

He said this made him feel both relieved and validated.

“If the police felt strongly enough about my infraction, then they would have done the work just to process the paperwork,” Halbe said.

Dranove had a diff erent experience at his arraignment. Th e charges the clerk read him included three counts of assaulting a police offi cer, one count of carrying a weapon and one count of destroying government property.

“Th ey told me [before] that defac-ing government property was my one charge, and I get there and the clerk couldn’t believe it either. [She said] ‘You’re charged with one, no wait two, no three accounts of assault of a police

offi cer,’” Dranove said.Dranove’s lawyer told him that

Tuesday’s court date would be proce-dural, so Dranove was shocked when he heard the charges.

“It was actually kind of funny,” Dranove said. “I had no idea that they were charging me with assaulting a police offi cer. Th ey just keep pulling things out of nowhere.”

He said he is considering trying to get a trial by jury because he believes the residents of D.C. will be sympa-thetic to his case. His fi rst trial date is currently set for May 5.

“I’m going to ask at that trial to have [it] postponed until September because I’m going home for summer vacation. My lawyer says that most likely the court will accept that.”

You can reach this writer [email protected].

By NICOLE GLASSEagle Staff Writer

Housing and Dining Programs will start issuing SmarTrip-en-abled student IDs this Monday, allowing students to partake in a pilot program to get data on stu-dent Metro ridership.

Housing and Dining will dis-tribute 300 of these hybrid cards on a first-come, first-served ba-sis. All non-graduating students are eligible to participate in the program by picking up an AUID-SmarTrip combo card on Monday, Wednesday or Friday of the week of April 12 from the main office in Anderson Hall, according to a press release from the Student Government.

SG has worked with the Wash-ington Metropolitan Area Tran-sit Authority since last June to provide a Metro discount for AU students. The pilot program will provide data on student ridership that is necessary to determine the cost of subsidizing a possible stu-dent discount. The pilot program will be in effect from April until October, according to SG Presi-dent Andy MacCracken.

A 20-card pilot program has already taken place to make sure the cards work, he said.

“We’ve so far had a 100 percent success rate,” he said. “We’re mov-ing forward with an expanded pi-lot program.”

MacCracken said that the six-month pilot program will provide valuable ridership data that in-cludes usage during final exams, summer and the first few months of school.

“We’re looking at very diverse types of usage and that will, all combined, bring us one step for-ward — and hopefully a large step forward — toward the Metro dis-count,” he said.

AU is debating whether or not to provide these cards to the in-coming class of 2014 in August — an idea MacCracken opposes.

“If 1,500 cards suddenly stop working for whatever reason, which we didn’t catch originally, [it will be a disaster],” he said. “So that’s why we’re doing it with this expanded pilot program for the next several months.”

Another issue of debate is finding someone to subsidize the cost of the discount. WMATA cannot prioritize groups, Mac-

Cracken said. All current Metro discounts are subsidized from sources other than the WMATA. Federal funding covers senior citizens’ discounts and the D.C. government subsidizes public school discounts.

“If we wanted to subsidize the [Metro fare] by 25 percent and every AU undergrad bought into it, it would cost roughly $300,000 to do,” MacCracken said. “That’s a large amount of money.”

Although AU may cover the costs of the subsidy, some ques-tion whether AU should be spending money on a discount, MacCracken said.

“Is that money best invested in a discount for the Metro, or should we be using that to bring in more tenured faculty or to in-vest into the classroom or more academic programs?” he said. “We need to build new residence halls — is that where the money should be going? It’s just an issue of priorities as an institution.”

Anyone other than WMATA can subsidize the costs of the discount, including wealthy indi-viduals.

“If someone who is really rich and really excited about getting

AU students into the Metro sys-tem more, then if they come in and offer the school half a million dollars to create a subsidy, then we would have a Metro discount

tomorrow,” he said.

You can reach this staff writer at [email protected].

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT! — SG President Andy MacCracken has worked tire-lessly this year to introduce combination AUID-SmarTrip cards for students. A test program was recently expanded from 20 IDs to 300. Above, MacCracken shows off his own hybrid-card.

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By MITCH ELLMAUEREagle Contributing Writer

A group of students launched a class project, the Students for Rent-ers’ Rights, at the end of March with a mission to educate students about their rights as tenants.

Th e project is for the class HNRS-302 Th e Politics of Human Rights, an honors colloquium that teaches the theoretical and legal foundations of human rights. Th e class challenges students to put theory into practice by managing a human rights campaign. Th e group is composed of seven students: Jon Baker, Ellie Ezzell, Jon Freimark, Brian Goodrich, Jennifer Kim, Aaron Luce and Quinn Pregliasco.

Th e group aims to educate AU students and others about “their rights as renters in Washington D.C.,” according to its Web site. Th ey have published a “Renter’s Bill of Rights,” which outlines some

basic tenants’ rights. Th ese rights include the right to sign a fair lease, the right to negotiate a fair rent and the right not to be discriminated or retaliated against.

Students for Renters’ Rights hopes to get 500 students to sign its bill of rights. A week and a half into the campaign, they already had about 150 signatures, according to Goodrich and Pregliasco, who are juniors in the School of Public Af-fairs.

Students for Renters’ Rights will also cooperate with Housing and Dining Programs in compil-ing a resource guide for students living off campus. Th e group is in the process of writing a portion of the guide. Th ey hope that the guide will have a lasting eff ect on the stu-dent body, according to Goodrich and Pregliasco.

“A lot of students don’t know what their rights are,” Pregliasco said.

Students for Renters’ Rights posted a survey that tests students’ knowledge of tenants’ rights. Th e scores were “really shocking,” ac-cording to Goodrich. Th e average score is a 55 out of 100 points.

“I didn’t even get a perfect score when I took the survey,” Goodrich

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Students reacted positively to the February launch of AU’s branch of the Zimride rideshare program, accord-ing to Curtis Rogers, national account manager of Zimride.

Th e Web site, zimride.american.edu, is a way for AU students to fi nd rides with other AU students online. Students can coordinate sharing a ride if their route is the same or similar, sav-ing them money and helping the envi-ronment, Rogers said.

Aft er signing up with their college e-mail addresses, students can post their travel routes and indicate whether they are off ering or requesting a ride. Stu-dents who post a route similar to that of another student will get matched up and can decide whether they want to share a ride and split the cost of travel, Rogers said.

“Zimride is a place for you to post where you’re going on the weekend,” he said. “If your friend doesn’t need a car you can basically do a rideshare with them or you can … go ‘zimriding’ with them, so you avoid the cost of gas and have one less car on the road.”

Since the launch of AU’s Zimride

program on February 18, 923 students have signed up, 89 one-time travels have been posted, and over 7,000 rides have taken place, according to Rogers. More than 300,000 college students use Zimride nationwide in over 40 colleges.

Chris O’Brien, director of the Offi ce of Sustainability, said he got the idea to launch Zimride at AU aft er he saw the organization’s booth at the “Greening of Campus” conference.

“We want to help members of the campus community save money on gas and vehicle maintenance while reducing their carbon footprint and building social networks with their colleagues and classmates,” he said.

Zimride is a safe way to travel be-cause only members of the AU com-munity can use it. Users are identifi ed by their real names, and users can choose to upload a photo of them-selves, O’Brien said.

Anyone with an AU e-mail address can create a free user account on Zim-ride, including students, faculty and staff .

Th e Zimride Web site was cre-ated in 2007 aft er one of its founders discovered the value of ridesharing in Africa.

“One of our founders was travel-ing through Zimbabwe, and he real-ized that before the people there would travel anywhere they would fi ll their vehicle,” Rogers said. “So he realized that a very underutilized resource in the United States is the empty seats in cars.”

Th e “zim” in Zimride is taken from the country name Zimbabwe in honor of the founder’s trip there, he said.

Th e company is trying to market the program through e-mails and Web site updates. Zimride will try to fur-ther promote the site by holding con-tests and giving out gas gift certifi cates, Rogers said.

Rogers has used Zimride himself. One weekend, he needed to drive three hours to Texas to go to a wedding. He posted his route on Zimride and found a girl who was going the same way.

“We road-tripped for about three hours, I dropped her off , and she paid me gas money,” he said. “We talked the whole time - so it was a lot more inter-esting than driving by myself.”


Transgender man shares stories, photos

By ASHLEY DEJEANEagle Contributing Writer

Loren Cameron, a transgender

man who photographs other trans people, wonders if a number of trans-gender individuals are actually inter-sex.

He himself found out about his mixed chromosomes in the ‘80s, but says most of the trans community do not have their chromosomes tested because of the cost.

“If this was proven to be an inter-sex situation and was chromosal ... I

wonder would people still question what we’re doing with our bodies,” he said.

Cameron, a transgender pho-tographer, gave a presentation of his work on Tuesday night in the Ward building and shared his story of growing up a lesbian and becom-ing a transgender man, as well as the stories of those transgender people he photographed.

“Th e stories talk about who we are as people and what we’ve gone through and what our fears are and our triumphs as well as our pitfalls,” Cameron said.

Roberto Edwards, a large land-owner in Chile, asked Cameron to create the project of his dreams, the most comprehensive work of trans-gender nudes to date. Th e project took Cameron fi ve years to fi nish.

“[Edwards] said, ‘I’m just trying to show how many ways we celebrate

our bodies, how we all seem to have a way of changing them, a way of owning them,’” Cameron said.

Cameron started photograph-ing trans-men and women in 1993 though he initially didn’t know how to use a camera. Despite this, he was passionate about his work and held his fi rst exhibition the fol-lowing year. In 1996 he published his fi rst photography book of trans-gender men.

“I knew there was a lack of pho-tographs that spoke to us [trans-gender people] about who we could become [and] what was pos-sible for us,” Cameron said. “When you’re thinking about doing this, it’s so big, and it’s such a big change. Back then we had no visuals [and] no idea how powerful hormones are.”

Cameron appeared on National Geographic’s TV Series “Taboo” in 2006 in the “Sexual Identities” epi-sode.

Aft er his debut on National Geographic, Cameron had an inci-dent in which he narrowly avoided being attacked.

Aft er Cameron left a store, a drunken gay man told him, “You don’t belong here. You’d better leave,” he said.

Cameron believes the man was part of a larger group that planned to attack him.

“He said it in a way that was really nasty, but I understood also that he was taking a risk,” Cameron said. “I asked him why and he said ‘you really don’t want to be here very soon. You need to leave.’”

When Cameron started driving away in his Jeep, fi ve men came run-ning around the corner and jumped into a car to chase him. Cameron pulled into a driveway a few blocks away to avoid them and stayed there all night. In the morning he could see their tire tracks covering the beach where he normally camped.

“It’s a reality for us that the more out we are, the more at risk we are,” Cameron said.

Cameron previously came to cam-pus in April 2008 to share his photo-graphs of transgender people in the Mary Graydon Center.

Th e event on Tuesday was spon-sored by a number of on-campus organizations such as the GLBTA Resource Center, Queers and Allies, Women’s Initiative and KPU.

You can reach this writer [email protected].

COMING INTO FOCUS — Loren Cameron gave a presentation in Ward on Tuesday night about growing up as a lesbian and his journey to becomeing a transgender man. He also showed his photography of trans-men and women


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THU 27Author Event - Roxana Saberi7 p.m.WHERE: Politics and Prose, 5015 Connecticut Ave. N.W.METRO: L1, L2 or L4 bus from the Van Ness Metro (red line)INFO: This Iranian-American journalist talks about her three-month detainment in Tehran’s Ervin Prison and her book “Be-tween Two Worlds: My Life and Captivity in Iran.”COST: FreeCONTACT: For more information, call 202-364-1919.

THURS 8 SUN 10Performance - Garth Fagan Dance8 p.m.WHERE: Center for the Arts, George Mason University, Route 123 and Braddock Rd., Fairfax, Va. METRO: Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (orange line)INFO: The Tony-winning cho-reographer of “The Lion King” performs unique and gravity-defying dance with his famous troupe. COST: $22-44CONTACT: For more information, call 888-945-2468.

TUES 12 WED 13MON 11Event - Annual Cherry Blossom Rugby Tournament 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. WHERE: Rosecroft Raceway, 6336 Rosecroft Dr., Fort Washington, Md. METRO: Southern Avenue (green line)INFO: This annual competition sports men’s teams from the United States and abroad. Teams include clubs, high schools and college organizations. COST: FreeCONTACT: For more information, call 202-558-5527.

Exhibit - “Turner to Cezanne: Masterpieces from the Davies Collection, National Museum Wales”10 a.m. - 5 p.m.WHERE: Corcoran Gallery of Art, 500 17th St. N.W.METRO: Farragut North (red line)INFO: A collection of 19th and 20th century art, including works by Van Gogh, Renoir, Daumier, Monet, Picasso and Corot. COST: $8 for studentsCONTACT: For more information, call 202-639-1700.

Photography - Susana Raab’s “American Vernacular”11 a.m. - 6 p.m.WHERE: Irvine Contemporary, 1412 14th St. N.W.METRO: McPherson Square (blue and orange lines)INFO: This collection showcases Raab’s photography of the over-looked places, people and events of ordinary American life.COST: FreeCONTACT: For more information, call 202-332-8767.

Comedy - She-Ha 2: When Laugh-ter Attacks8 p.m.WHERE: The Improv, 1140 Con-necticut Ave., N.W.METRO: Farragut North (red line)INFO: Local female comedians take over this comedy club.COST: $10CONTACT: For more information, call 202-296-7008.

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When I was in Israel two years ago, I came across a rather bizarre sign. As anyone who has walked through Je-rusalem knows, the city is a haven for tourist traps. Th ese stores are usually little enclaves, selling things preferred by the American tourist, such as low-grade clothing and bumper stickers with the name of your favorite sports team written in Hebrew. What spe-cifi cally caught my eye was a white bumper sticker reading, in blue letters, “Don’t Worry America — Israel Is Be-hind You!” Th ough our group was 100 percent Jewish and unquestion-ably pro-Israel, we all found this state-ment a little ridiculous. “Shouldn’t it be the other way around?” we asked each other in jest. Logically, it would be, given that the tiny Jewish state is eyeball-deep in U.S. aid and defense resources. Yet as absurd as it sounds, this 50 cent bumper sticker manages to say so much about current Israeli foreign policy — that despite con-stantly being on the receiving end of aid, they are not afraid to position themselves as the dominating force in the relationship.

On March 11, an offi cial from the Netanyahu administration approved new settlements to be built in East Jerusalem during Vice President Joe Biden’s visit to Israel. Th is substantially peeved off Biden — whose goal during the visit was to encourage peacemak-ing communication between Israeli and Palestinian leaders — as well as the rest of President Barack Obama’s administration, who have been re-questing a settlement freeze since the start of the presidency.

It came as no surprise that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanya-hu’s right-leaning government has strongly disagreed with Obama. It was not surprising that Israel would con-tinue expansion into East Jerusalem; a few weeks earlier, Netanyahu quietly announced annexation of Rachel’s

Tomb, located in the West Bank city of Bethlehem. What was surprising was Israel going directly against America’s orders while the Vice President was in the country.

All this recalls a similar disagree-ment between another large, power-ful country and one that it supplies with large amounts of aid: the 2006 divide between China and North Ko-rea. In July of that year, North Korea tested nuclear missiles aft er China had agreed to U.N. Security Council Resolution 1718, imposing sanctions on Pyongyang. On North Korea’s part, this was seen as a slap in the face to the country that provides roughly 90 per-cent of their energy imports and 80 percent of their consumer goods. So then why did they go directly against China’s orders?

Like Israel, North Korea was eager to show their independence to the world. Th ey hoped to cast off their reputation as a hatchling in the nest of China’s mother bird. Like the U.S. in 2010, an insulted China took on a tone of punishment, blocking shipments of military aid and demanding a nuclear halt on the part of the DPRK.

Yet just as Israel has provided the United States with a necessary demo-cratic ally in the Middle East, North Korea has given China a strategic buf-fer against invading forces. Th e key in their relationship was not long-term punishment, but for China to reassert their dominance.

For the past decade, U.S. leaders have not questioned when it came to Israel’s policy, allowing the coun-try to do exactly what it chooses. Obama realized that in order to make a stronger push for peace, the United States needs to show some tough love. Prime Minister Netanyahu is correct when he asserts that Jerusalem is not a settlement, and that Israel has every right to defend herself. But fi rst they need to realize who is truly behind whom.

Isaac Stone is a sophomore in the School of International Service and the College of Arts and Sci-ences and a liberal columnist for The Eagle. You can reach him at [email protected].

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Tax the hipsters: an ironic proposal

Comparing Israel and North Korea

Ensuring renters’ rightsA class project inspired a group of AU students to form Students for Renters’ Rights. Now,

an extended eff ort is needed to ensure the continued pursuit of their admirable goals.

Hipsters may be the District of Columbia’s greatest public threat and it is time for solutions. With their self-consciously ironic ap-proach to fashion and culture, hipsters inflict a toll on them-selves and society. The task of discouraging this toxic trend will not be easy, but with the students of AU already strongly in favor of the necessary measures, there is hope.

A tax on skinny jeans seems an excellent starting point. Bystand-ers are not the only ones made uncomfortable by these ill-fitting pants, for the severe tightness of the fabric constricts the wearer’s blood flow, which dramatically elevates the risk of a deep vein thrombosis in the leg (a poten-tially deadly affliction). In order to protect the hipsters from their own dangerously poor fashion sense (and to save those around them from an eyesore), almost ev-eryone will agree that there must be a large tax (say $5) on the nar-row-legged apparel to discourage its purchase.

After all, the students of AU and public-minded people every-where applauded a similar effort to reduce the use of shopping bags in D.C., despite the usual ig-norant critics. There is no mean-ingful difference between taxing bags and pants either. As the bags damaged the environment, the skinny jeans harm the communi-ty and more importantly, the in-dividual wearer. A tax on one but not the other can only be opposed on shallow aesthetic grounds.

Do not forget the retailers and enablers of hipsterdom. Urban Outfitters has been mass-pro-ducing non-conformity for far too long without consequences. Like tobacco companies, they sell a dangerous and potentially deadly lifestyle to their tragically cool customers, so it is only fair for Urban Outfitters and similar stores to be taxed like the tobacco

giants. If those costs are passed on to determinedly trendy con-sumers, all the better.

Of course, this approach to public health and happiness has its nay-sayers. Some critics point out that there is a conflict of in-terest when the government aims to lower the consumption of a good but raises more revenue if consumption is higher. When the government tries to reduce the number of plastic bags or tacky neon scarves, these rabble-rousers wonder how effectively the state can accomplish its goal when success means thinning its own wallet.

Most vocal are those trouble-makers who reject the entire no-tion that the government should use taxation as a means of con-trolling the behavior of its people. Unwilling to submit to political authority over their own personal choices, this breed of nogood-niks refuses to acknowledge the government’s role in determining lifestyle choices. Cigarette taxes, bag taxes, soda taxes and hipster taxes are all off limits to these agitators, and the only justifica-tion they offer is freedom. Fortu-nately, there are very few of these hooligans at AU.

The popular attitude at AU and elsewhere will ultimately win the battle against hipsters (and all other public nuisances). Here, there is no objection to the gov-ernment making value judgments about lifestyles and behavior. The absence of any principled oppo-sition to the use of taxes to in-fluence individual decisions has been well-documented by this publication. Hipsters, like ciga-rettes and plastic bags, are a pub-lic concern requiring government intervention. Smokers, shoppers and hipsters should only be free to make their own decisions when the publicly condemned “bad” choices are made more costly. And those people who disagree? Tax them too.

Ian Hosking is a sophomore in the School of Public Af-fairs and a proudly ignorant columnist for The Eagle. You can reach him at [email protected].

Far too oft en, the relevance of assignments we complete at this university can be called into question. Granted, much of our course material is assigned with the goal of benefi ts in the long term. But it’s always encouraging to witness a project that provides students with an immediate real-world payoff . Th e Students for Renters’ Rights is exactly this kind of project.

Formed this March as part of an assignment for HNRS-302, Th e Politics of Human Rights, Students for Renters’ Rights aims to inform and educate AU stu-dents about their rights as tenants. While their eff orts are grounded in the theoretical foundations of human rights, the founding students have been able to apply abstract principles to a topic that directly aff ects thousands of AU students. And with the ever-de-

creasing amount of on-campus housing available to upperclass-men, awareness of renters’ rights is now especially relevant to the average AU student.

Moreover, it seems that we could all use an education in the renting process. Students for Renters’ Rights has compiled a quiz to see how much students really know about the rights they hold as tenants. Results have re-affi rmed the need for the group — the current average score is a dismal 55 out of a possible 100 points.

Students’ lack of knowledge on the subject should not be entirely surprising. Th e process of mov-ing off campus is oft en a haphaz-ard trial-by-fi re, as students enter the procedure with little experi-ence in securing their own hous-ing. Such a hit-or-miss strategy oft en leads student tenants into

precarious situations with little recourse available should condi-tions sour. Th is was especially evident in 2008, when it was re-vealed that a number of AU stu-dents fell victim to the neglectful practices of the Student Hous-ing Association, a D.C. property management company. Due to the limited knowledge of their student occupants, the company had been able to rent apartments without a license and routinely ignored tenant complaints.

In an eff ort to prevent such events from occurring, Students for Renters’ Rights is working with Housing and Dining Pro-grams to complete a resource manual for students about to move off campus. If done right, this guide would be a much needed step toward arming AU students with the knowledge needed to ensure a successful ex-

perience as renters.But if this group is to reach

its full potential, its founders and AU offi cials must continue their eff orts long aft er HNRS-302 ends. Th e Eagle encourages Housing and Dining to incor-porate the goals of Students for Renters’ Rights into its long-term operations. Th is group could act as a permanent support center for students who encounter diffi cul-ties with their off -campus living arrangements — an expansion beyond the extent off -campus housing fairs.

Th is continued and lasting program would further ensure Students for Renters’ Rights meets its admirable goal. And until all AU students are appro-priately aware of their rights as tenants, the group’s eff orts must continue.

IMPORTANCE OF IGNORANCE

IAN HOSKING

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Fight cancer, participate in Relay for Life

During my freshman year of high school, the doctors discovered that my grandpa had multiple ag-gressive brain tumors. Although my grandpa fought his hardest, he passed away on Wednesday, Nov. 10, 2004, just a few months aft er being diagnosed. Shortly before he died, my grandpa on my dad’s side was diagnosed with Renal Cell Kid-ney cancer, not a very promising diagnosis. Only a few months later, my grandma Barbara — his wife — was diagnosed with lung cancer. Th ey were both still in their 50s.

My grandparents were deter-mined to kick the cancer and they fought long and hard. For three years, my family fought alongside them - driving them to appoint-ments, doing our best to keep them in good spirits, trying to stay posi-tive ourselves and staying by their bedsides when the cancer landed

them in the hospital. But cancer didn’t care how hard

we were fi ghting. Th e summer be-fore my senior year, cancer took my grandpa. My grandma was un-able to attend his funeral because she was currently being cared for at her home, where my family had practically lived for the past several months, with the hospice’s amazing help. A week later, my grandma lost her fi ght as well.

From the time I entered high school to before I began my senior year, cancer took three of my grand-parents away. I have had people tell me that “all grandparents die.” And that’s true. But not like this — not from a three-year-long, unimagin-ably awful battle with cancer. And not, for that matter, before they even turn 60.

But, out of all of the horror, came an opportunity for me to make a diff erence. It seems as if every-where I turn, I fi nd someone going through what our family was forced to experience.

One in three people will be diag-nosed with cancer in their lifetime.

And chances are, the other two peo-ple will know someone who is diag-nosed. If you think cancer doesn’t aff ect you, think again.

Anyone who has been aff ected by cancer can tell you what a ter-rible disease it is. But not every-one has someone to drive them to appointments. Not everyone has someone to lean on for support. And not everyone can aff ord the live-saving care they deserve. In fact, in the D.C. metro area, nearly 57 percent of cancer patients report having skipped cancer treatment because they do not have a way to get to the hospital.

Th is is where the American Can-cer Society comes in. Th ey provide cancer patients, and their caregiv-ers, with the resources and support they need and deserve.

AU is constantly lauded as hav-ing one of the most service-orient-ed and active student bodies. But, I ask you, if that is the case, why are less than 400 students signed up for this year’s Relay For Life? Relay For Life is an opportunity to take ac-tion, remember and celebrate the

lives of all those aff ected by cancer. It is a night to cast aside the sorrow accompanied by the disease, and bear witness to the resourcefulness, courage and spirit of anyone who has ever been forced to battle can-cer. And it is also a chance to fi ght back. All proceeds raised by Relay For Life are donated to the Ameri-can Cancer Society and its unyield-ing eff ort to combat cancer through research and patient support.

Megan N. YarbroughSPA 2010President, Colleges Against Cancer

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By ANNA SCALAMOGNAEagle Contributing Writer

When Matthew Stewart applied to AU he wanted to know more about the university than just what was said on the tour. He utilized AU’s Spectrum program through the GLBTA Resource Center to gain an insider’s perspective on what it is like to be an LGBT student on cam-pus.

Now Stewart, a sophomore in the College of Arts and Sciences, is the student coordinator of the Spec-trum program, which gives AU ap-plicants a chance to talk to current LGBT students.

Spectrum allows prospective students to stay for an overnight visit or tour with a current LGBT student, according to Matthew Bruno, AU’s GLBTA Resource Cen-ter program coordinator.

“It lets students know what the GLBTA climate is at AU and what resources to look for, not just at AU but also at other universities,” Bruno said.

Th e University of Pennsylvania and Dartmouth University are two of only a few other colleges that provide outreach specifi cally to gay applicants, according to Inside Higher ED, a Web site about higher education. While prospective stu-dents are not asked to identify their sexual orientation, UPenn looks for admitted applicants that indicate gay issues are important to them ei-ther in their essay or in the groups they joined in high school.

Applicants to AU are also not directly asked to identify their sex-ual orientation but can choose to disclose this information through their application or by contacting an admissions representative, ac-cording to Kristen Schlicker, acting associate director of Admissions.

Th e prospective students are then matched with a Spectrum ad-viser. Th ese advisers are current AU students who have undergone spe-cial training, which includes learn-ing specifi c LGBT terminology and knowledge about LGBT issues.

“I felt like the mere existence of an outreach program specifi cally for queer students was a huge deal and set AU apart from any of the other universities I was looking at,” Stewart said.

Stewart looked for similar pro-grams at other universities but was unsuccessful in fi nding any. Th e positive experience he had with the program when applying made him want to coordinate the program now. He wanted to give other pro-spective queer students the ability to feel comfortable when visiting campus or just looking for informa-tion.

“Being able to just see other queer students, speak with them about their experiences and even visit them on campus, meant a lot to me and gave me insight that non-queer students would not have been

able to convey,” Stewart said.AU also reaches out to admitted

students through programs such as the university college and the honors program, Schlicker said. She also said that AU off ers online chats and will also invite prospec-tive students to visit campus on an overnight program or a freshman day open-house program.

You can reach this writer at [email protected].

By MITCH ELLMAUEREagle Contributing Writer

At recent community meetings, residents and commissioners from Advisory Neighborhood Council 3E expressed concern about a rise in bur-glaries and home invasions in North-west D.C.

While the overall crime rate has dropped, burglaries have doubled in recent months in the D.C. Metropoli-tan Police Department’s Second Dis-trict, according to Lt. Alan Hill. Th ere have been over 50 burglaries in Amer-ican University Park and Chevy Chase in the past two and a half months, ac-cording to MPD’s Web site.

Th e MPD’s Second District con-tains most of Northwest D.C., includ-ing the neighborhoods surround-ing AU, Georgetown University and George Washington University. Some burglars have been targeting students living off and on campus.

Th e Department of Public Safety issued a crime alert aft er four burglar-ies occurred on AU’s main campus in one night, targeting fi ve AU students, Th e Eagle previously reported.

On March 22 between 6:20 and 8:00 p.m., there were two break-ins in Anderson Hall and three break-ins in Letts Hall.

Four laptop computers, an iPod, a television and a number of electronic

games were stolen from the rooms. Th e Department of Public Safety has not apprehended any suspects and has referred the burglaries to MPD.

However, AU’s overall crime rate is not unusually high for this time of year, according to Crime Prevention and Rape Aggression Defense coordi-nator Lt. Rima Sifri. On-campus crime typically falls to its lowest point during the summer months. AU’s burglary rate remained steady between January and February and spiked in March, mostly because of the fi ve break-ins on March 22, according to Logistics and Compliance Coordinator Adam Cooper.

Students at other universities have also been victims to the recent rise in burglaries. On March 23, four masked men woke a Georgetown student when they entered her bedroom. Th e suspects fl ed the house; however, the student and her roommates discov-ered that $3,000 worth of property had been stolen, GU’s student news-paper Th e Hoya reported.

Th ere were at least three other burglaries near Georgetown’s campus that week, according to an MPD pub-lic service announcement.

Police are adding four or fi ve plain-clothes police offi cers to patrol the north end of the Second District, ac-cording to Hill.

Th e MDP has made several bur-

glary-related arrests in the Second District, including someone with an extensive history of burglaries, ac-cording to Commander Matthew Klein. However, burglaries have con-tinued.

Police believe that diff erent groups in Northwest D.C. are committing the burglaries.

“Th ere are diff erent methods of break-ins,” Klein said. “Which leads us to suspect there are probably diff er-ent groups doing this.”

In a March police report to ANC 3E, Hill announced the arrest of sev-eral members of a juvenile gang re-sponsible for a string of car break-ins in Tenleytown. Residents and police have nicknamed the criminals the “Tenleytown Rats.” Some of them might be involved in recent burglar-ies, according to Hill. However, both juveniles and adults have committed the robberies, Hill said.

In many cases, burglars enter through unlocked windows or back doors. Police have advised residents to make sure their doors and windows are locked and to not leave valuables in plain view. Public Safety recom-mends that students in the dorms report lost keys immediately and lock their doors.


GLBTA program eases AU college decision

‘Tenleytown Rats’ blamed for car thefts; burglaries double in N.W.

ACROSS THE SPECTRUM — An AU admissions program through the GLBTA Resource Center reaches out to prospective LGBT students applying to AU. Cur-rent students can serve as advisers in the program, named Spectrum, and can share their AU experiences by hosting prospectives overnight.


By NANCY LAVINEagle Contributing Writer

Only 60 students across the na-tion can say that they are among the Truman Scholars of 2010, and AU student Kelsey Stefanik-Siden-er is one of them.

Th e Truman Scholarship, given to undergraduate students pursu-ing careers in public service, awards each of the winners $30,000 for graduate school. Stefanik-Sidener was chosen as one of 60 Truman Scholars for the 2010 year from a pool of 576 applicants nationwide, according to the Career Center.

Stefanik-Sidener, a junior in the School of Public Aff airs, was noti-fi ed of her win last Monday by a phone call from AU President Neil Kerwin.

“I was so ecstatic, I barely knew what to say,” she said.

Stefanik-Sidener has been active in health services and issues since she was 7 years old, when she was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes. She used this personal experience and her history of activism as a fo-cus in her Truman Scholarship ap-plication.

Th e application included de-tailed outlines of plans for graduate school and careers in health servic-es and an in-depth policy memo on corn subsidies in relation to health and nutritional issues.

At AU, she founded “Minds over Meters,” an organization devoted to increasing campus awareness and support for diabetes issues. As a

part of the group, she coordinated AU’s fi rst-ever team in the Ameri-can Diabetes Association’s Walk to Fight Diabetes and raised over $1,000.

Stefanik-Sidener also acted as the Student Government’s direc-tor of Student Health and Services for the fall 2009 semester. She or-ganized H1N1 informational ses-sions and a town hall meeting con-cerning the services of the Student Health Center.

“[Th e work] gave me some won-derful experiences in collaborat-ing with other campus leaders and offi ces — especially the Student Health Center and the Wellness Center — and challenged me to fi nd new ways of communicating health information to the student body,” she said.

Stefanik-Sidener has also partic-ipated in the Juvenile Diabetes Re-search Foundation’s Walk to Cure Diabetes for 13 years and has raised more than $55,000 in that time.

She began the Truman Scholar application in April 2009 and was selected as one of four AU nomi-nees that fall. Aft er submitting the lengthy application, Stefanik-Sidener was chosen as one of 200 nationwide fi nalists at the end of February.

Finally, aft er a rigorous inter-view before a panel of public ser-vants and former Truman Scholars, Stefanik-Sidener received the hon-or on Monday, April 29.

“It was certainly an extensive and sometimes stressful process, espe-cially since I was abroad during the

most labor-intensive parts of it, but it was also extremely rewarding,” Stefanik-Sidener said of the appli-cation process. “It challenged me to begin charting my career path and to explore complicated problems in public health.”

Professor Margaret Marr, direc-tor of the School of Public Aff airs Leadership Program, served as Ste-fanik-Sidener’s mentor and spon-sor during the application. Marr said Stefanik-Sidener’s ability to listen and take in suggestions was truly remarkable.

“I wouldn’t be surprised if I hear that, down the road, she has be-come head of the Department of Health and Human Services,” Marr said.

Stefanik-Sidener is, in fact, look-ing for that type of career. She hopes to obtain a master’s degree in pub-lic health and a law degree, and she aspires to work at the Department of Health and Human Services, the American Diabetes Association or a non-profi t organization.

With “Truman Scholar” to add to her résumé, Stefanik-Sidener said she hopes for new public health opportunities such as internships, networking and career advice.

“I see it as an incredible oppor-tunity to use my interest in health to make a diff erence in the lives of Americans, and I am excited to get started,” she said.


SPA student receives Truman Scholarship

The Renter’s Bill of Rights

As a tenant in Washington, D.C. I have the right to ...- sign a fair lease- pay a fair security deposit- live in a clean, safe and well-kept property- enjoy the property and live with privacy- inhabit the property until the lease expires- not be discriminated against- not be retaliated against- seek legal action if my rights are violated

Legal services for tenants:Landlord Tenant Resource CenterPhone: 202-508-1710Address: 510 4th Street N.W., Court Building B, Room 115 Volunteer attorneys provide free legal information to both unrepre-sented landlords and tenants who have residential housing disputes in D.C.

D.C. Bar Pro Bono Program: Legal Information Help LinePhone: 202-626-3499Open 24/7Th is information help line is an automated system of pre-recorded messages giving basic information in both English and Spanish on a number of legal topics, including fi nding an attorney and the avail-ability of free legal services in D.C.

Tenant’s Advocacy Coalition: TENACWeb site: www.tenac.orgPhone: 202-628-3688

D.C. Offi ce of the Tenant Advocate: 202-719-6560

Information from the Students for Renters’ Rights Web site, rentersrights.community.offi celive.com.

said.In 2008, The New York

Times reported that the Student Housing Association, a D.C.-area property management company, was cited for a number of housing violations against AU students, including habitually ignoring tenant complaints and renting apartments without a license.

To help clarify tenants’ rights, Students for Renters’ Rights has posted a number of resources on its Web site.

These resources include a guide to tenant-landlord laws, the Department of Consumer and Regulatory Affairs’ housing regulations and overviews on dif-ferent types of housing discrimi-nation.

The Web site also provides links to other renters’ advocates and government agencies charged with protecting tenants’ rights.

Students for Renters’ Rights will be tabling in the Mary Gray-don Center on Friday afternoon.


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Few understand tenant rights

“I am frustrated but not sur-prised Student Activities did what they did,” Meiselman said in an e-mail. “In my two years work-ing with Student Activities it has become blatantly clear that most of the policies they enforce are arcane and hold student organiza-tions back.”

Meiselman also said he does not believe it is necessary for Stu-dent Activities to play such a large role in the Student Government because other colleges do not have student activity offi ces that “mi-cromanage” like Student Activi-ties. Student Activities should take a step back and let the students play a bigger role in their own or-

ganizations, he said.“I like and respect many of the

members of Student Activities, but it is not their job to run student or-ganizations,” Meiselman said. “It is their job to advise and then let stu-dents make their own decisions.”


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APRIL 8, 2010

By YOHANA DESTAEagle Staff Writer

Th e good news is that funny-man Steve Carell and comedienne Tina Fey have wonderful on-screen chemistry. Th e bad news is that their latest action comedy is not as hilarious as one would have hoped. Th is is not to say that the movie is bad, it’s just that when you put two of the most famous comedians of our time together, you expect to see more comedy than car crashes. “Date Night,” directed by Shawn Levy (“Big Fat Liar,” “Night at the Museum”), lived up to the action aspect, but it was low on the laughs.

Th e fi lm centers around mar-ried couple Phil and Claire Foster, played respectively by Carell and Fey. Th e couple live in New Jersey with their two young kids lead-ing pretty normal lives. Th ey go to work, spend time with the kids, go to book club meetings and go on the occasional date, which is al-ways at the same restaurant where

they order the same things. Out of sheer desire for a bit of excite-ment, the two decide to go to a hip seafood restaurant in Manhat-tan called Claw. Predictably, the restaurant is completely packed. However, when a couple named Tripplehorn miss their reserva-tion, Phil makes a ballsy move and takes the reservation.

While enjoying their dinner (where Will.I.Am makes a little cameo), they are interrupted by a mobster duo (played by Common and Jimmi Simpson) who accuse them of being the Tripplehorns and of stealing from mobsters. Th ey try to go the police for help, but the no-nonsense detective (Taraji P. Henson) puts them off . From there, things go south and the Fosters embark on a search to fi nd the real Tripplehorns.

On their way to fi nd the Trip-plehorns (played by a hilarious James Franco and Mila Kunis), the Fosters need someone to help them while the police look for them. Out of desperation, they go to Halbrooke Grant (Mark Wahlberg), a past detective with enough technology to fi ll up Best Buy. Wahlberg is hysterical as the always shirtless, perfectly muscled

Halbrooke, a ladies man with an obvious dislike for Carell’s char-acter. His part in the fi lm always guaranteed a few laughs, but it was not enough to propel the fi lm for-ward.

Th e goofy twosome makes a lot of jokes in the middle of the nightmare, but the fi lm is cloud-ed down with the gravity of their situation. Th eir humor is more anxious side than mocking and joking. Th e fi lm focuses too much on the everyday problems of mar-riage, especially aft er the Fosters have a book club meeting with a couple that they know, played by Kristin Wiig and Mark Ruff alo. When they discovered the two were getting a divorce, it gets their attention and prompts them to do something exciting for once.

But the movie isn’t all about marital struggles and slumps — it’s about action, too. Th ere are guns, fast cars and a pretty epic car chase through the streets of Manhattan. JB Smoove (“Curb Your Enthusiasm”) makes a hi-larious appearance as a taxi driver caught up in the chase. Another funny scene is when Phil admits to having a momentous crush on Cyndi Lauper — at any stage in

her life. In addition, Phil forgets Will.I.Am’s name and calls him a number of things, from Sam I Am, to the King of Siam.

Still, while the chemistry of Carell and Fey is marvelous on screen, it does not translate to the jokes. Perhaps Fey and Carell have too similar of style to work togeth-er, but this fi lm just isn’t the vehi-cle to display the comedic prowess they both possess. It is obvious that there was a lot of ad-libbing on both their parts, which shows the true and awkward nature of their comedic styles. Perhaps this is in part because the script, writ-ten by John Klausner (“Shrek the Th ird”), is just not their style at all.

“Date Night” isn’t a bad movie. But considering the all-star cast, the fi lm had endless possibilities to be a real knockout in every way. But hey, if you still need to see some action comedy, just save your money from “Cop Out” and go see this movie instead.

“Date Night” opens everywhere April 9.


B-DATE NIGHT

BLIND DATE — Comedians Tina Fey and Steve Carell star as a boring married couple thrust into a dangerous case of mistaken identities in their new fi lm “Date Night.” Despite their own hilarious television shows and generally awkward brands of humor, the movie falls short of comedic expectations.

Photo by MYLES ARONOWITZ

Fey, Carell star in bland ‘Date’

Finals are coming up. So get ready for long sessions in the li-brary, leaning over your computer in the same position for hours on end, risking permanent change in your spinal cord’s align-ment. The books stacked next to your computer will threaten to topple over and take you out of your misery. And you will drink enough coffee to ensure the economy of Colombia stays afloat for the next few months. So let’s get working on those end-of-semes-ter papers.

Wait, hold on. OK, I’ll start in five minutes. I just need to check out a few more cat pictures.

We at The Eagle do not condone procrastinating — an abhor-rent practice if there ever was one. But if you’re so inclined, here are some of our picks for the most ridiculous blogs to peruse while waiting for your motivation to kick into gear.

1FailblogEven if you’re tired of the word “fail” as a catch-all for any

misfortune of our fellow people, it’s hard not to get a twinge of schadenfreude for the truly unfortunate problems people can manage to get into. Whether it’s an unfortunate choice in ad copy, a skate trick gone wrong or any other possible hardship, Failblog is a compendium of all the ways we can examine the fallibility of human kind.

2PostSecretPostSecret is not a well-kept secret, but its combination of

poignancy, humor and sadness make it a kind of aggregator for the emotions of a generation. The bits of small truths we get can tell a lot about a person, and not just because it’s a secret they wouldn’t tell their closest peers but would disseminate to the In-ternet anonymously. It captures a tone that one might imagine coats the submitter’s entire life, and can act as a lonely moment of connectedness in a seemingly less-connected world.

3Hipster puppiesA corgi wearing Ray-Bans assures us that he has that particular

record on vinyl, and a caption for a pug in a keffiyeh explains, “The summer after his senior year, Mr. Chow traveled Europe by train for a month, and now aggravatingly insists that ‘It’s barthe-lona.’” Whether you’re a fan of our lovable canine friends or just have an excess of distaste for our less lovable hipsters, this site manages to skewer a whole social group while remaining ador-able. It’s “Stuff White People Like” re-imagined by your dog hair-covered aunt.

4Awkward Family PhotosFor every time you were forced to squeeze in tight with all your

cousins in front of a fake Christmas tree, it’s reassuring to know that none of those photos turned out as bad as these. A tribute of sorts to the Norman Rockwell school of American traditionalism, the pictures on this site manage to subvert what we think of the family unit and how they relate to each other. Oh, and they’re hilarious.

5People of Wal-MartPeople of Wal-Mart can sometimes reek of condescension —

it’s wrong to feel superior to someone just because you shop at a slightly more high-end convenience store. But if you can get over that, People of Wal-Mart will put images in your head that can’t be scrubbed away, even by bleach on sale two-for-one. Whether it’s fashion nightmares or men and women who need to be forc-ibly pulled away from the deep-fat fryers (also on sale), feeling superior has never been easier.

6This Is Why You’re FatThere is a picture on this site of a cup completely made of

bacon, filled to the brim with melted cheese. I’ll let that sink in. There are probably a select few in this world who would find that appetizing, and they are the reason that cardiologists seem hap-pier than the rest of us. But for normal people, the treats featured on this site bounce back and forth between sounding delicious and revolting.

7Unrelated CaptionsThe Internet loves captions, and this may be the logical ending

to this trend. After all those Lolcats, fake motivational posters and any other use of this meme, it’s nice that someone has essentially made it all meaningless. They’ve created a Web site that pairs ir-relevant captions with random pictures, and makes them just as funny as the sensical ones on other Web sites. It really makes you think, although it probably shouldn’t.

8Selleck Waterfall SandwichThe problem in describing these blogs is that words don’t re-

ally do them justice. Sure, I could describe this Web site, which consists solely of collages of Tom Selleck, a landscape featuring waterfalls and a picture of any variety of delicious sandwiches. But that wouldn’t capture its absurdist style and the reason for flipping through picture after picture of these three disparate items. Just go ahead and laugh.

9Garfield Minus GarfieldJim Davis’ Garfield strips have become a slightly edgier Fam-

ily Circus over the years. There’s only so much humor one can squeeze out of a lasagna-crazed cat. How do you make it funnier? Take out the cat. In the altered strips of Garfield Minus Garfield, all other characters are removed leaving only hapless owner Jon and his inane statements to himself. Removed from context, these bits of wisdom carry depressing chunks of alienation and angst that have no punch line. The result is a Saturday cartoon as drawn by Samuel Beckett.

10IndexedThe Internet is mostly populated by nerds. Sorry guys, but

it’s true. How else can we explain the popularity of xkcd or this blog, Indexed. When you learned about Venn diagrams in ele-mentary school, you probably thought they would never be fun. And that is why you don’t have a well-read blog. Indexed com-bines the fun of graphing (!) with the passions of creator Jessica Hagy, which, on any given day, can include politics, math, biology or just typical social interactions. The result: 3x5 index cards that can safely encapsulate the monotony of the daily drudge — with jokes!

Time-wasting blogs to distract from fi nal exams

Allergic to food or just intolerant?

Growing up, we are told not to be picky eaters and to try diff erent foods. But the reality for some is that picky eating is a matter of life or death. Or so they might think.

A few months back, I had a con-versation with a chef I know. He was talking about how many more of his diners lately have been making spe-cial requests for their meals based on what he claims to be largely fab-ricated “food allergies.” At the time, I didn’t feel it was right for him to make this assumption. Why would people claim to have a food allergy if they didn’t really have one?

Since then, I’ve begun to wonder

more about this. Are more people inventing a tale of a food allergy simply based on their taste prefer-ences or a false self-diagnosis? Or are more people developing aller-gies to food more oft en?

Perhaps it’s a little bit of both. Some experts believe that the inci-dence of food allergies is increas-ing in part due to all of the vac-cinations children receive early in life, making them less able to fi ght off diseases and allergic reactions than previous generations. It could also be tied to the decreasing rate of breastfeeding, which can help to prevent immune system-related is-sues, which is what an allergy is.

However, it is still very likely that people are misdiagnosing them-selves with a food allergy when, in fact, they don’t actually have one. A friend of mine recently started experiencing a strange abdominal pain, and she tried to pinpoint what exactly she was eating when she experienced it. She started read-

ing things online and decided she had a gluten allergy. Months went by with the random pain persisting while my friend attempted to cut gluten out of her diet. Finally, she asked her doctor to test her for the allergy (she made sure to include gluten in her diet leading up to the test, as you must do for an accurate result), and it came back that she didn’t have the allergy aft er all. She was spending time worrying about something that didn’t exist while a potentially serious but unrelated problem was being left ignored.

Th ough it is possible to develop a food allergy later in life (my fa-ther had his fi rst allergic reaction to shellfi sh when he was 21) food al-lergies among adults aren’t all that common, and when they do occur, it is typically related to genetics — meaning if no one in your family is allergic to a food, you are less likely to be. Between 2 and 4 percent of adults are allergic to some food — usually dairy, fi sh, soy, wheat or

nuts.However, regardless of the like-

lihood that you could have a food allergy, if you do start experienc-ing symptoms like itching in your mouth, diffi culty breathing, any-thing that you would ordinarily think to use Pepto-Bismol to get rid of or skin reactions like hives aft er eating, you might want to see an al-lergist who can help set the story straight. Getting tested will give you peace of mind and allow you to fi gure out what is really going on, keeping you from needlessly shap-ing your diet around a problem that doesn’t exist. Th e solution is typically just to avoid that food and carry an epi-pen in case you acci-dentally eat it.

If you test negative for food al-lergies but are still fi nding that certain foods are causing stomach pain, heartburn or headaches, it is very likely you have a food intoler-ance, which is very common, isn’t

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Rockers earn ‘Stripes’ in documentaryBy YOHANA DESTAEagle Staff Writer

Th ere’s nothing more essential to a music fan than the rock docu-mentary. Over the years, fans have wanted to get every piece of the musician that they can, and fi lms provide the perfect way to give fans that inside look behind the glamour and into the grit. You get to see rehearsals, tears and music performed live. Even in these days, when barely anyone buys CDs any-

more, rock docs are still alluring for all fans of any band. Everyone from the Rolling Stones to Beyoncé has one, and now the White Stripes have one, too.

Titled “Under Great White Northern Lights,” a play on the title of the White Stripes’ fi rst live album “Under Blackpool Lights,” the fi lm is a raw look at the rock duo’s tour of Canada in 2007. In pure White Stripes style, the majority of the concerts are at small, out-of-the-way locations, performing for hun-

dreds of thousands of screaming fans who have never seen them be-fore. Th e fi lm is saturated in red fi l-ters — since red is the band’s favor-ite color motif — and many parts are shot in black and white.

For White Stripes fans, it will be one of the fi rst times they’ll get to see Meg White in her element, singing her haunting ballad “In the Cold, Cold Night” onstage, as well as interacting with Jack and people they meet along the way. Every-thing she says is subtitled since she

is so soft -spoken, even eliciting a teasing reprimand from Jack.

“Nobody can hear a goddamn thing you say!” Jack says backstage when Meg is afraid to speak loudly in front of the cameras.

It showed the brother-and-sister type relationship that they have, a point that they have pushed on people since their divorce in 2000. Even though the White Stripes have a huge discography and Jack has been performing in multiple

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“Let The Hard Times Roll”David FordWrong Records

Sounds like: An acerbic Oasis meets an English Sage Francis

David Ford was the lead singer of the British band Easyworld un-til 2004, when he decided to pursue a solo career. Now a 30-something with three studio albums to his cred-it, Ford seems to be more self-aware than ever. Th e songs on his latest al-bum show a neurosis that’s unlike his previous, more somber works like “Songs for the Road.” Incorporating a twang-y kind of old-school folk with a British rock attitude, he proves that a little boldness and versatility can make listening to music a lot of fun.

“Panic” is as solid an opener as there ever can be for a man like Ford. It’s here where he becomes equal parts singer and preacher. A music box plays in the background to belie the fi erceness of the song, building to a steady crescendo as thumping percussions, organs and other instru-ments cue in with each new verse. Th is serves as a good preview for the rest of the album, as Ford is so un-predictable with what he serves up in each new song. “Surfi n’ Guantanamo Bay” and “Nothing at All” are rough-and-tumble segments that show off Ford’s ruggedness, while “Hurricane” and “Stephen” are sweet, Howie Day-esque ballads.

Th is album takes you on a verita-ble journey through the life of Ford. If music is a refl ection of self, than this album is a memoir. Each song is highly becoming of what he proj-ects as his personality, and it makes an excellent milestone for his storied career.

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“Perfect View”Libby JohnsonOriginal Signal

Sounds like: A timid Ingrid Michael-son

As depicted in the cover art and themes of her newest album, Libby Johnson has always been a traveler. Between moving from the country-side to New York and back again, bal-ancing life as a troubadour artist and activist, she fi nally fi nished recording “Perfect View” in early 2010. It seems like the four years since her previ-ous album, “Annabella,” were just the right amount to age this gem.

Opening with the album’s title song, Johnson evokes a Sufj an Stevens kind of appeal. Th e melodies and lyr-ics seem simple enough, but it’s all about how they grow on you and re-ally make you feel a kind of tender-ness of nostalgia. Johnson’s voice is so beautifully understated that it’s really moving, and she keeps the song go-ing by throwing in subtle nuances as it progresses. “Being Your Stranger” and “You’ve Got Your Own Magic” mimic this style — a subdued presen-tation that scores big on sentimental value. She sheds her somberness and melancholy in songs like “Rare and Beautiful” and “Coming Up For Air” where she stays true to her folk rock roots with a much-needed vigor.

Perhaps it was the four-year gap between this and the release of John-son’s last album that really makes this one all the more charming. She chan-nels the wistful weariness that came with all of her major life changes into her songs, leaving us with a wonder-fully splendid amalgam of indie folk that was well worth the wait.

— STEPHAN CHO

Ford, Johnson let ‘Perfect’ ‘Times’ roll on new albums

A-PERFECT VIEW ALET THE HARD TIMES ROLL

If there’s something a fi lm pro-duced by the contemporary indie genre must possess, it’s a lost soul. I realized this the same weekend that I realized I had a problem when I could say I had seen three movies in the-aters in the span of 24 hours. Oddly enough, however, I felt that I saw three variations of the same story with wild-ly diff erent results in success — the same story that’s becoming the status quo for “indie” fi lm. And by “indie” I mean in terms of style and tone, not

budget. Th e fi rst fi lm I saw was an ad-

vanced screening of Nicole Holofcen-er’s new fi lm “Please Help,” which I’ll put on the back burner for now, as the review is coming up in a week or so. Just know that it was about a bunch of wary, young-to-middle-aged women grappling with issues of identity.

Next up was Noah Baumbach’s “Greenberg,” a consistently entertain-ing yet consistently aggravating dark comedy about 40ish-year-old Roger (Ben Stiller) house-sitting his wildly successful brother’s mansion in Los Angeles. Finally, I capped off my movie binge with Bradley Rust Gray’s “Th e Exploding Girl,” a wispy, breathy tale of Ivy (Zoe Kazan) who’s home in New York for the summer between se-mesters at a liberal arts school upstate.

Both “Greenberg” and “Th e Ex-ploding Girl” toss their introspective

protagonists in identity limbo for a precise length of time with a clear end date on the horizon. Roger and Ivy rediscover their new, yet familiar sur-roundings, rekindle old friendships and juggle a potential romance to boot. It’s a textbook fi sh-out-of-water scheme, yet this sense of returning to old stomping grounds and facing the past in a new, enlightened manner is becoming increasingly essential to the indie genre. Indie audiences love themselves a meandering protagonist who likes good, older music (Roger digs Th e Cure), wears funky clothes (Ivy frequently dons an ironically granny-chic gray jumper that looks better suited for a retirement home) and has trouble identifying with the rest of their contemporaries (Roger’s married-with-children friends and Ivy’s party-hard, pot head pals).

It’s becoming a familiar plot sche-

matic, but also a masturbatory one. As the credits began to roll at each screen-ing, I decided to take a peek at whom else was in the theater with me, and I can’t say I wasn’t surprised with the re-sults. Hipsters galore. Th ey moped out of the theater like Ivy did as she mean-dered around Williamsburg in Brook-lyn. I even saw that cool Western plaid shirt I couldn’t bring myself to spend the $70 for at Urban. I guess it’s good that they’re educating themselves cin-ematically, but are these patrons only really there to watch themselves on screen? Sure, fi lm is traditionally a self-refl exive experience, but it seems now more than ever that hipster sensi-bility, exterior and interiorly speaking, is really shaping the very rubric of the contemporary indie fi lm.

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Disaffected youth infect indies

By ANTOANETA TILEVAEagle Contributing Writer

Th e confl ict at the heart of French drama “Th e Girl On Th e Train” is the plucked-from-the-headlines, real-life story of a gentile girl who claims to be the victim of a violent, anti-Semitic attack on the Parisian Metro. Yet the movie is about a lot more — and a lot less.

For one, it provides no answers whatsoever on lead character Jeanne’s motivation for inventing the crime. Th e audience is only given her sheepish admission of “I don’t know ... I wanted to be loved, and the opposite happens.”

Instead, director André Téchiné takes us inside the summer of a French teenage girl, complete with the angst of being unable to fi nd a job to pay for her Italian vacation (oh, such woe) and the requisite boy drama. In fact, throughout the entire movie, the only undercur-rent of threat emanates from her relationship — the made-up crime is entirely out of left fi eld, with no foreshadowing for its development.

Jeanne (Émilie Dequenne) lives with her mother (Catherine De-neuve), and seems to have few in-terests besides her headphones and roller-blades. Th at is, until she meets the inscrutable and intense wrestler Franck (Nicolas Duvauchelle). Th e

whirlwind courtship leads the cou-ple to become caretakers of a ware-house full of questionable wares for the summer — the problem of no money for an Italian vacation solved. Aft er a violent incident, however, Franck and Jeanne’s rela-tionship implodes. Even though up to that point, Franck’s deadpan de-livery, intense stares and question-able background make his motives mysterious at best and threatening at worst, it turns out that he had gotten involved in the shady deal-ings for her sake.

Rather selfl essly, he just wanted to give Jeanne a summer vacation, and aft er the incident, the burden of consequences falls entirely on him, while Jeanne comes out unscathed. Th is is what makes her invention of the hate crime that follows next all the more bizarre — she wastes no time in grieving or processing what happened with Franck.

Instead, her outlandish reaction to the death of her relationship and her ruined summer, is to fabricate a story emulating the anti-Semitic attack stories she had seen covered on the news. Her story, however, is full of holes — therein lies the race relations commentary of the movie. Th e media are quick to jump on it — the president even calls Jeanne to off er condolences because this is such a “hot” issue. Th e matter is all the more convoluted because Jeanne is not Jewish and claims to be mistaken as such because she has the business card of a Jewish lawyer in her bag.

Her story unravels within a mat-

ter of days because it is that tenu-ous and outlandish. Th e interesting part, however, is that neither her mother nor any of the other char-acters in the movie actually buy it from the very start. Jeanne names “dark-skinned” inner city youths as her attackers, making this all the more perverse. By playing the victim, she victimizes a minority group.

Dequenne plays Jeanne’s role with an endearing youthful naiveté and Deneuve’s performance as an impossibly patient, bemused moth-

er is also superb. Th e cinematog-raphy is also excellent — Jeanne’s rollerblading is a nice allegory for her fl oating through life. Had this been a summer vacation story, it might have been more successful. But by not really engaging the story of Jeanne’s lie, it leaves the viewer wanting.


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‘Train’ plot falls off wagon

TRAIN WRECK — ‘The Girl on the Train’ is the latest work from director André Téchiné. The fi lm explores themes of youth, deception and race relations. How-ever, the script fails to offer much insight into the actions of the main character and leaves the audience feeling like they’ve missed something.

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bands, it is the fi rst time fans get to see a real look at what goes on be-tween the two of them, and we get to see the audience from the band’s perspective.

But for those who know his workaholism, fans know that this is not the fi rst rock doc that Jack White has been in this year. “It Might Get Loud” was released last fall which featured Jack, as well as the legend-ary Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin and Th e Edge of U2. Th e three vastly diff erent but insanely talented gui-tarists got together to discuss gui-tars and what infl uences them. Th e movie is more for aspiring guitarists than anyone else, but it also gives sneak peeks into the lives of each of these men. It goes back into their past and shows how they got into making music. If you watch, you’ll see the mysterious Headley Grange mansion where Zeppelin record parts of “Led Zeppelin IV,” that Th e

Edge spends hours experimenting with techno and echo eff ects for his guitar and that Jack White’s favorite song is Son House’s “Grinnin’ Your Face.” To see these three legends jamming together is almost other-worldly and amazing for fans of any of these three men.

As far as legendary rock docu-mentaries go, one would be remiss to not mention “Woodstock” or Bob Dylan’s classic documentary “Don’t Look Back.” “Woodstock” celebrat-ed a re-release last fall with addi-tional performances and extended scenes. Th e pull of the countercul-ture has never quite gone away, and in this documentary you’ll see leg-endary performances by the likes of Th e Who, Janis Joplin and the iconic Jimi Hendrix performing an electric guitar rendition of “Th e Star-Spangled Banner.” Joan Baez, then-girlfriend of Bob Dylan, pro-vided peaceful trilling sopranos for the concert, adding a much-needed

touch of calm to the musical frenzy.In Dylan’s “Don’t Look Back,”

fans get more of a look at the man behind the music rather than the music itself. Baez makes an appear-ance, as do many other friends of Dylan. You get to see him in the rehearsal process, in the interview-ing process and backstage before a concert. Dylan shares his philoso-phies and his dry wit, all to the awe of those who surround him. Th is is Bob Dylan in his most raw and in-fl uential stage of his career — the clad-in-black, frizzy-haired, chain-smoking, sunglass-wearing Dylan.

Aside from all these iconic fi lms, rock docs have come a long way since the beginning. If you like a band, it’s likely that there’s a fi lm that will take you behind the scenes, closer to them than ever.


JACK THE RIPPER — Rock documentaries have a special place in the fi lm canon, representing the intersection between different art forms. Big names like Martin Scorcese have contributed to the genre, but the new documentary “Under Great White Northern Lights” about the White Stripes has earned a place among this panthenon.

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life-threatening and is usually re-lated to how much of the food you ate. Or you could be experiencing a reaction to the pesticides on a fruit, an additive or even bacte-ria, which is a more concerning issue, but entirely unrelated to an allergy.

Personally, I’ve developed lac-tose intolerance over the past five or so years. I can eat a little cup of yogurt or have milk in my cof-

fee. But eating things like full-fat ice cream is not a fun experience. I deal with it by using soymilk in my cereal and asking for no cheese on sandwiches or salads. I also get headaches sometimes after eating dark chocolate (I have the most unfortunate food intolerances ever), so I keep that in mind be-fore I enjoy.

Bottom line: don’t invent an allergy and don’t try to diagnose yourself. If you are concerned, see

a doctor. But if your symptoms are mild, it is much more likely you are just a little intolerant to that food.

If that’s the case, feel free to be a picky eater. Just know that your life doesn’t necessarily depend on it.

Cheers to picky eating (when necessary).

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Self-diagnosis may harm health

By BRYAN KOENIGEagle Staff Writer

Simple can be grand and, in the case of “City Island,” it is spectacular. It is a film beauti-ful in its simplicity and wonder-ful in its humanity, showcasing all the flaws and shortcomings and wonderful secrets that con-stitute what it means to be hu-man — all for a raucous amount of heartfelt laughter.

“Island” is nearly perfect in its level of minute detail, expert-ly homing in on the bull’s-eye, postage-stamp universe of City Island, a Bronx suburb in New York City. It is so incredibly spe-cific that it couldn’t possibly be more universal.

Actor Andy Garcia is Vincent Rizzo, a hard-working family man born and raised in City Is-land. Like every member of his family, he has a secret — per-haps even several. Under the guise of poker games, Vince has been taking acting lessons.

Every member of Vince’s family operates with their own unique and enthralling guise, each hiding a different kind of se-cret. Vincent’s wife Joyce, played to perfection by Julianna Mar-gulies, feels unappreciated and suspicious of her husband. His son, Vince Jr. (Ezra Miller), is se-

cretly a chubby-chasing “feeder.” His daughter Vivian (Dominik Garcia-Lorido) was kicked out of school and is earning a living as a stripper. Each member is oblivious to the secrets of every-one else, all struggling with their own deception and all running in circles around one another, never touching and forever in motion.

And all this chaos is just the status quo. It’s disrupted when Vincent’s bigger secret, an ex-con named Tony (Steven Strait) who, along with everyone else, doesn’t know he’s really Vin-cent’s son, comes to live with them under the guise of helping Vince out as a handy man. Like the rest, this particular secret is deliciously toyed with as the characters grasp in the dark, to-tally oblivious that they are in-advertently stumbling towards each other.

In “Island,” writer/director Raymond De Felitta channels the best kind of Shakespearean comedy with drama, intrigue and an incredibly powerful and funny catharsis. Until they reach that point, the plot is ripe with the down-to-earth humor of the inconsistencies and secrets of everyday people hiding the re-ality of themselves behind their everyday lives. Each character knows only their own reality, and every level of the comedy of secrets is achieved at their hi-larious expense.

This is very much a charac-

ter-driven story about family. It is a family of people who barely know each other, and slowly catch one another in their grav-ity and secrets, all to the delight of the audience. They are quirky and dysfunctional and thor-oughly confused by their own lives. And we love them for it. Each is grounded, real and spec-tacularly quirky, and made all the quirkier by how real they are and how well we know them.

Adopting Bronx accents that never sound forced, the charac-ters are completely at home in City Island and in the very same environment that completely mystifies them in the best pos-sible way. Every actor puts out a finely tuned, thoroughly con-vincing performance.

Garcia in particular is superb as a man who doesn’t think he has an acting bone in his body. Yet he aspires to become some-thing he is not, never realizing that this is the mark of an actor.

“City Island” never grates, never panders and never fails to be funny. The theater regularly erupts with laughter to humor that never feels the need to de-scend into mindless stupidity. The plot is engaging and vivid with all the right kinds of hu-morous interconnectivity. Ev-erybody lies and nobody knows it except for a smiling audience.


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THU 27Ted Leo and the Pharmacists8 p.m.WHERE: 9:30 club, 815 V St. N.W.METRO: U Street/African-Ameri-can War Memorial/Cardozo (green and yellow lines)INFO: On tour supporting his new album “Th e Brutalist Bricks,” Ted Leo is bringing his pop-punk ethos with a political edge to the nation’s capital. Catch him at the 9:30 club when he plays with Obits and the Screaming Females.COST: $15CONTACT: For more information, visit the 9:30 club’s Web site at www.930.com.

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Dime-A-Dozen Final Concert8 p.mWHERE: Kay Spiritual Life CenterMETRO: Tenleytown/AU (red line)INFO: Come to the fi nal show of the year for Dime-A-Dozen, AUs co-ed a capella group. Th e group will be performing songs by Lady Gaga, the Beach Boys and Regina Spektor, so come and enjoy your favorite tracks redone in the group’s signature style.COST: FreeCONTACT: For more information, call Dime-A-Dozen at 610-585-8887.

Trans-Siberian Orchestra7:30 p.mWHERE: Warner Th eatre, 1299 Pennsylvania Ave. N.W.METRO: Metro Center (red, blue and orange lines)INFO: As the weather continues to warm, it may seem an odd choice to spend a Sunday enjoying Christmas songs. But the Trans Siberian Orchestra’s combination of Prog-rock infl uenced carols and epic light shows make it a hard op-portunity to pass up.COST: $51-$61CONTACT: For more information, visit the Warner Th eatre’s Web site at www.warnertheatre.com.

Taste of the Nation7:30 p.mWHERE: National Museum Build-ing, 401 F St. N.W.METRO: Gallery Place/Chinatown (red, green and yellow lines)INFO: How’s this for a deal? Not only do you get to sample a smor-gasbord of the fi nest food and wine D.C. has to off er, but the proceeds go directly to Share Our Strength’s fi ght to end hunger both in D.C. and across the rest of the country. COST: $85CONTACT: For more information, visit Share Our Strength’s Web site at http://strength.org/washington/.

East of Eden9 p.m.WHERE: AFI Silver Th eatre and Cultural Center, 8633 Colesville Rd., Silver Spring, Md.METRO: Silver Spring (red line)INFO: James Dean may have only appeared in a handful of fi lms in his short career, but each cemented him as one of the most captivating performers of his era. His turn in this adaptation of Steinbeck’s clas-sic novel “East of Eden” perfectly represents the generational con-fl icts of the time.COST: $10CONTACT: For more information, call the AFI Silver Th eatre at 301-495-6720.

Hirshhorn After-Hours8 p.mWHERE: Independence Avenue S.W. and Seventh Street S.W.METRO: Smithsonian (blue and or-ange lines)INFO: Th e Hirshhorn series of aft er-hours events tend to draw thousands of people to the oft -forgotten mod-ern art museum, but this upcoming show is certain to demonstrate why people keep coming back. Th e show features street dancers Th e Step Fenz, while DJ Brian the Wizard provides music for the event.COST: $18CONTACT: For more information, visit the Hirshhorn’s Web site at http://hirshhorn.si.edu/aft erhours/.

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ACITY ISLAND

A BRONX TALE — A fi lm focused on both the small moments and the large, “City Island” explores the lives of a fam-ily with much to hide. The movie evokes laughs from the family’s untruths, but the real star is the city itself, which is rendered in loving detail, making the setting an entire character in and of itself.

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Small family issues enlarged in ‘Island’

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With the season underway, we are looking at each division in the MLB. Th is week, we preview the NL Cen-tral.

St. Louis Cardinals:Aft er winning the Central division

last season, the Cardinals made the smart move to bring back outfi elder Matt Holliday. Keeping the left fi elder on the team to provide a bat that will protect Albert Puljols, will be critical for the team’s success. Th e top of the pitching staff remains one of the best in the league, with Adam Wainwright a 19 game-winner and former Cy Young award winner Chris Carpen-ter.

Th ere isn’t a player in all of baseball who is more important to the success of his team than Pujols is to the Car-dinals. Cardinal fans should expect him to have a productive season in the 2010 campaign. Another thing to remember about Pujols, is that he is a very good defender, a fact that is for-gotten because of his off ensive prow-ess. It’s hard to say that just one player is the reason a team will win the di-vision, but Albert Pujols isn’t just any player.

Chicago Cubs:Th e hapless Cubs fi nished second

in the division last season, but their 83-80 record made them look like any-thing but a competitive team. Chicago has embodied the frustration that has plagued the team for years. First there is Alfonso Soriano, the high-paid outfi elder who has failed to live up to expectations. Soriano has proven he has a mix of power and speed in the past, but has not been playing enough to show off his skills lately. Former rookie of the year, Geovany Soto, had a bad sophomore slump last year. Soto’s off ensive numbers were practi-cally cut in half from 2008 to 2009. If he keeps under producing, fans can forget about the playoff s.

As for the pitching staff , no one is more baffl ing than Carlos Zambrano. On one hand, he is among the top starters in the National League, but on the other hand, he has had tons of injury problems and attitude issues. Dealing with his antics is just part of being a Cubs fan. For the upcoming season, being a Cubs fan may also mean settling for second again.

Milwaukee Brewers:When people think about the Mil-

waukee Brewers, two players seem to come to mind — Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder. Th ese two are both in-credible off ensive players and are a lot of fun to watch wallop fastballs over 400 feet. Th e Brewers’ problems start just aft er these two players, with the rest of the squad. Rickie Weeks and Carlos Gomez are not exactly striking fear into the hearts of pitchers across baseball.

Milwaukee’s starting pitching is about as unthreatening a pitching staff

could be. Th eir opening day starter was 24-year-old Yovani Gallardo. Last year he managed a record one game above the .500 mark. Who do they have backing him up? Randy Wolf. Th at’s right, Randy Wolf is a number two starter. Braun and Fielder provide a good base to build a team around, but the Brewers need a lot of pieces to move up in the division.

Cincinnati Reds:While the Brewers appear stag-

nant for the time being in the Central, the Cincinnati Reds look to be mov-ing up in the division. Th is off season, the Reds made a big splash signing left y phenom Aroldis Chapman to a big contract. Like the Stephen Stras-burg situation with the Nationals, the team was put in an awkward position. Do you get fans in the seats to see the incredibly talented young star-in-the-making, or do you send him down to the minors to work against some pros before throwing him out to the best in the world? Much like the Nats, Cin-cinnati made the right decision and sent him down.

Th e veteran presence of guys like third baseman Scott Rolen and short-stop Orlando Cabrera may help some of the team’s young stars. Th is core of young players will make the Reds the team to beat in a few seasons.

Houston Astros:Th e Astros are in that gray area,

where the future doesn’t look bright, while the present does not look prom-ising either. Th e team has only two legitimate power threats, Lance Berk-man and Carlos Lee. Berkman has been showing that he has some health problems, which should make things go from bad to worse in Houston. Lee is a solid run producer, but to think he can single handedly carry this lineup is silly. Immensely talented Astro’s ace, Roy Oswalt, has been rotting away with the Astros for years. Not too long ago they were in the World Series and everything looked great for the team, but now it seems as if the team will never get back there.

Pittsburgh Pirates:It’s easy to get caught up in the

hoopla of Cubs’ fans praying for a winning team, but Pirates fans are likely to be praying harder, as they haven’t had a winning season in a long while. Th e operating strategy in Pittsburgh seems to be to develop a talented player and then ship them off when it makes least sense. Top candidates to continue the tradition of getting rid of players fans grow to love are Garrett Jones, who led all rookies in home runs last season, and center fi elder Andrew McCutchen, who many believe has all the tools to become a great player for a team that is not the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Prediction: Cardinals will continue to rein supreme, but keep an eye on the Reds. Cincinnati is not that far off from challenging for a playoff birth and division crown.


By TYLER TOMEAEagle Staff Writer

Heading into this year’s hoops season, the AU men’s basketball team garnered all the attention because of their back-to-back NCAA tournament appearances. Two straight Patriot League tour-nament titles and a near upset of the nationally ranked Villanova Wildcats will naturally thrust a program into the spotlight.

But with the AU men’s squad hurt by the graduation of its top players last year, the historic sea-son put forth by the AU women’s team flew under the radar.

Head Coach Matt Corkery was promoted to his current position on May 19, 2008, after serving as AU’s associate Head Coach dur-ing the 2007-2008 season. Cork-ery took over for Melissa McFer-rin, who guided the Eagles to the 2008 Patriot League regular sea-son championship and picked up right where she left off.

Corkery has compiled a 41-22 record while at AU and was named Patriot League Coach of the Year this past season. His focused, confident demeanor on the sidelines has paid off in a big way for his team.

“He had a huge impact on the way we performed,” rising senior Liz Leer said of Corkery. “He al-ways was focused on the next game and he brought our energy and excitement to the next level.”

A firm believer in the “defense wins championships” philosophy, Corkery and his team executed their defensive gameplan flaw-lessly on most nights. The Ea-gles led the Patriot League both in scoring defense and blocked shots.

“We take a lot of pride in de-fense, and we feel that’s some-thing you could do well every night,” Corkery said. “I think that was really key for our success.”

Things did not always go so smoothly for the AU women, as they split their 18 non-confer-ence games.

“The difference was injuries,” Corkery said. “We were playing with a lot of injuries in November and December. We got healthy in January.”

But for schools not from the power conferences, conference play is the true barometer of a successful season.

“Conference play is complete-ly different from non-conference play,” Leer said, who was a first

team All-Patriot League selec-tion.

The Eagles ended up making a huge statement in the first game of Patriot League play. Their con-ference opener saw them take on the Lehigh Mountain Hawks, the preseason favorites in the PL.

AU defeated Lehigh 69-65 in overtime, thanks to 32 points from Michelle Kirk. This game showed that these two teams were the class of the conference, and that the NCAA tournament bid would go to one of these two clubs. Also, it showed the playmaking ability of Kirk, who would go on to be

named the Patriot League player of the year.

Despite his team winning its first seven conference games, Corkery decided to tinker with the starting lineup and swapped Lisa Strack for Ebony Edwards.

“I think it was a situation where Lisa had been doing a lot of things coming off the bench,” Corkery said. “After we [moved her], there [was] a little bit of an adjustment period for both her and Ebony. Both of the players did it very willingly.”

Highlighting the team’s chem-istry and cohesiveness, the start-ing lineup change did not derail a successful season. The Eagles won six of their seven remaining regular season games after the switch, with the only loss coming on the road against Lehigh.

“I think we had a team willing to give up personal accolades for the good of the team,” Corkery said.

AU entered the conference tournament at 20-8, with a 13-1 conference record. They were not done there though and continued to set milestones. The 13 PL vic-tories set a record for most con-ference wins in program history. It was also the first time ever that

two AU players had been named to the All-Patriot League first team (Kirk and Leer). It was only the fourth 20-win season ever in AU women’s basketball history.

“We didn’t pay attention to records we were breaking or any-thing like that,” Leer said. “But at the end of the season, it’s great to look up at those things.”

Entering the conference tour-nament as the number 2 seed, the Eagles won their quarterfinal and semifinal games by a combined 53 points, the largest margin of vic-tory in the first two rounds in PL Tournament History. These two victories set up a rubber match between Lehigh and AU.

Lehigh defeated AU 58-42 in the final, as the Eagles fell one victory short of reaching the “Big Dance.”

“It was incredibly disappoint-ing,” Corkery said. “We had a great opportunity to win that game and a great opportunity to head to the NCAA Tournament.”

The Eagles’ final record stood at 22-10 and 13-1 in the confer-ence, as a loss to the Old Domin-ion Monarchs in the WNIT ended their campaign.

Despite two losses to end the season, Corkery and crew are

putting together a program that has the tools to be regularly com-petitive at AU. He has the trust of his players and leads a team that has fun playing with each other.

“This year I think was one of the best years I ever experienced at AU,” Leer said. “As a whole, we wanted to have fun and we need-ed to do that in order to win.”

If you didn’t pay attention to the team this year, you need to do so next year. Ohemaa Nyanin and Nicole Ryan will graduate, but the team will return five of its top six scorers.

While this year’s postseason just wrapped up, the Eagles are already preparing to make a sig-nificant impact next year.

“Our expectations are very high for next year,” Leer said. “It’s driving us all throughout our postseason workouts.”

With a wealth of talent return-ing, the Eagles hope to be playing on ESPN in March, on a national stage and no longer under the ra-dar.


OVER THE WALL

SAM LINDAUER

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By BEN LASKYEagle Staff Writer

The AU men’s track team com-peted against Navy and Colgate on Saturday, ultimately finishing in third.

Conor Sullivan came in first place in the 800-meter run. The time was a personal best for Sul-livan, who recorded a time of 1:53.55 and broke his own time from earlier this season. His posting from earlier in the year was the best time in the Patriot League.

Zach Wright placed second in the high jump, jumping 1.94 meters. Wright has had a solid rookie season and his perfor-mance on Saturday came up just short of tying his career high of 1.95 meters.

Jeff Brannigan finished in third place in the 1500-meter run with a time of 3:52.38. He was one of three Eagles to finish in the top 10 in the meet. Craig Brown came in fourth place in the run with a time of 3:55.51 and Josh Olsen came in fifth with a personal best time of 3:57.14.

AU had four athletes place in the top 10 in the 5000-meter run. Mark Allen came in fourth with a time of 14:54.50. Garret Martuc-ci came in seventh place with a time of 15:20.87, while Ryan Wil-liams came in eighth with a time of 15:28.24. Finally, Mark Leini-nger came in 10th with a time of 15:35.57.

Matt Farrow competed in the 400-meter dash and the 200-me-ter dash. His time in the 400-me-ter was a 50.26. Meanwhile he posted a final time of 23.29 in the 200-meter, which is the ninth

fastest in AU history.Next up for the men’s and

women’s track teams is a meet at the Bison Outdoor Classic in Lewisburg, Pa., from April 9 to 10. It will be the second to last meet before the 2010 Patriot League Outdoor Track and Field Championships, which take place April 31 and May 1.


Sullivan takes fi rst in 800-meter run

By KATE GRUEBELEagle Staff Writer

The AU women’s lacrosse team extended their winning streak to three with a 19-12 victory over Lafayette University on Saturday at Jacobs Field.

Unselfish play by AU allowed senior Amanda Makoid, sopho-more Lauren Schoenberger and freshman Samantha Marshall to each score three goals. Three more players were also part of the Eagles’ balanced offensive attack, scoring two goals each. Sopho-more Emily Stankiewicz collect-ed four points with two goals and two assists.

AU quickly commanded the momentum of the game on the breezy afternoon with back-to-back goals by Schoenberger. Each time Schoenberger swiftly scored from in front of the cage off pass-es from teammates. Eagles Mar-shall, Makoid and sophomore Paige Lin rained in three more goals shortly after, giving AU a 5-

0 lead halfway through the first. Lafayette retaliated with con-

secutive goals in under a minute after a timeout. AU midfield-ers Stankiewicz and Makoid re-sponded with one goal each less than a minute later, to bring the score to 7-2. Throughout the pe-riod, the Leopards were unable to match the speed of AU sopho-mores Emma Larkin and Berna-dette Maher, who repeatedly ran the ball the length of the field to set up looks at the net.

The two teams traded goals for the remaining 14 minutes of the first half. With less than two min-utes to play in the first, AU col-lected two unanswered goals. The score at the end of the period, 13-4, reflected the fast momentum and confidence that character-ized the team’s play from the first whistle.

“We wanted to carry out mo-mentum from last Saturday’s win against Lehigh with us into the game,” Head Coach Katie Woods said. “We jumped out to a quick

start which I think in the end proved to be very helpful.”

AU returned to the field secure in their lead, drawing Lafayette fouls that generated consecutive goals from AU freshman Kimber-ly Collins and senior Lisa Schaaf. Afraid that the first period would repeat itself, the Leopards came out hard. This new momentum led to three unanswered Lafayette goals and brought the score to 13-7 before AU called a timeout at the 16-minute mark.

With their lead cut to six, the Eagles increased their defensive pressure. A revived Leopards at-tack drew fouls that resulted in three goals to make it 13-10, the smallest Lafayette deficit for the rest of the game. This time, AU answered with three goals of their own by freshman Emily Burton, Schoenberger and Maher.

With the score at 16-10, La-fayette pulled out the last of their energy to score consecutive goals on AU goalie senior Frankie Sol-omon. The comeback was not

enough and the Eagles answered with three goals, the last of which went in at the buzzer.

AU out shot the Leopards 43-23, recording 27 of their shots on goal in the first period. The Eagles’ intensity on the ball and their defensive pressure proved too much for Lafayette, who had 21 turnovers during the match.

The AU parents on the side-line, cowbells in hand, were as excited about the win as the play-ers themselves.

“[The fans are] always enthusi-astic and always cheering, which is really helpful,” Woods said. “They pretty much come with us everywhere.”

The Eagles kick off a two game road trip with a match agains-tundefeated conference leader-Navy on Wednesday.


FIGHTIN’ EAGLES — Freshman Chiara Speziale fights for the ball in a game earlier this season. AU won its third game in a row, with a 19-12 victory over Lafayette College on Saturday at Jacobs Field. The win improves its overall record to 5-7 and 3-1 in Patriot League play.


Women’s lax extends streak

“I think we had a team willing to give up personal accolades for the

good of the team.”– Matt Corkery

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