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I sense a full meltdown in progress. I wasn’t there, so I don’t know for
sure. But I think PGPK has some fresh bite marks on his ass for using
his work computer to send me pornographic and necrophiliac
images. He’s blocked me from viewing his website (or so he thinks)and he’s barking out orders to the cult to toe the line … its all
HARDLY the tone of a man who thinks his side is winning.
Got your poles? Let’s go fisking. No bait needed. They’re jumping
right into the boat!
CHAIRMAN COWard OUTLINES THECHAIRMAN COWard OUTLINES THEFIVE PRINCIPLES OF ASS SUCKERYFIVE PRINCIPLES OF ASS SUCKERY
There are certain facts worth remembering and certain things we do
not do. Because it is clear that someone has forgotten, let me remind
the Horde in general of the Five Principles…
(Did we mention that “someone” is PGPK?)
1. We do not visit DUMBFUCK websites without protection.
(Wear a rubber, his sites are rated clean. Do a check for
yourself.)
1.
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3. We do not leave comments at DUMBFUCK blogs. EVER. No matter
how protected we think we are.
(Because condoms stop the squiggly little spermatazoa of EVIL
that will be reflected back at you.)
4. We do not send email to DUMBFUCK. EVER. No matter how
protected we think we are.
(Because we don’t get very good Wi-Fi here under the porch!)
5. We archive whenever possible.
(A basic tenet of obsessive compulsive behavior!)
We never violate these principles. EVER. Because there are
unpleasant consequences for doing so.
(PGPK will be angry, and may PINCH you!)
1. IF we violate the first Principle, we are libeled as stalkers and
doxed.
(Because I violate, stalk and dox EVERYONE who visits my
website. Oh, wait… no. I try to find out who sends me pictures
of chopped up fetuses and a man laying pipe into a dead
woman.)
2. IF we violate the second Principle, we can be sure that DUMBFUCK
will attach a pornographic picture from his own library and falsely
report harassment to any employer he can find.
(See? THEY don’t send the naughty naughties! I send them to
MYSELF! Yeah. To MYSELF. That’s the ticket! And then I alter
the headers to make it LOOK like they did it, even tough
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Wor Press automat ca y GRABS t e IP a ress o t e a oy
or girl who sends the naughty naughty, and then it’s a simple
process to ask the employer to check that person’s use of their
server to see who was using their IP at the particular time the
naughty naughty is sent to my website.)
3. IF we violate the third Principle, we can be sure that DUMBFUCK
will falsify the headers AND the message, and claim harassment.
(Because I am ever the CLEVER boy. Clever enough to plant a
blog entry on a blog I didn’t even know about in January 2015
asking for someone who lived within an hour of my home to
accept deliver of a forged letter, drive to Howard County, and
mail it to WJJ Hoge. That’s how clever I am!)
4. IF we fail to heed the fourth Principle, valuable evidence may be
lost to the next target of his vexatious litigation.
(But only if you engage in libel or any actionable offense.)
5. IF we violate any of the first four Principles, we also violate
the Fifth Principle.
Therefore, we do not violate the Five Principles.
(“Or Hoge will HAVE US SHOT!”)
If you are unable to follow any of the Principles, (here’s a way out for
the stupid people who can’t follow PGPK’s edicts) there are
precautionary measures you should take. I say should , because I
cannot say must . (Although I do, several times, in the next several
paragraphs.)
1. IF YOU MUST violate the first Principle, do it from a public Wi-Fi
outlet like a coffee shop, a retail store, or a public library. Be sure to
find a quiet corner or a screen with a privacy filter, because you never
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now w a se -crea e w pu s or o an
everyone looking over your shoulder to see.
(Try to recall the filth you sent, that way you might have a
better idea of what I may publish.)
2. IF YOU MUST violate the second Principle, TAKE A SCREEN CAP
AND POST IT TO IMGUR.COM. DUMBFUCK will take any comment
from any IP he does not recognize, and he will alter it to include
harassing – or more likely – pornographic images or pictures of his
poop. He will also work in a reference to his wife at every opportunity
to increase the victimization factor. Take a photo of your comment
in moderation, because you will only get one comment before being
banned, so there is a record of what you actually said.
(That’s where PGPK posts most of HIS filthy images that he
sends to me, so that may work for you as well.)
3. IF YOU MUST violate the third Principle, BLIND COPY
SOMEBODY! Seriously, don’t be an idiot. And save the headers.
(Feel free to send your BCC to [email protected].)
4. DO NOT WORRY too much about the fourth Principle. Someone
is ALWAYS running overwatch.
(Because the danger I present to the world is a clear and present
peril and if anyone takes his eyes off me FOR A FUCKING
MOMENT, the world will implode from his EVIL!
5. IF YOU HAVE thus violated the fifth Principle, consider self-
reporting it to your employer, if you have one that cares about such
things. The advance warning to “Google Bill Schmalfeldt” has come
to represent a +20 defensive spell in the MMORPG that is the World
Wide Web of Minecraft, or something.
(I also invite folks to Google my name, especially employers I
contact before you know I’ve contacted them, so the can see
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a was
written bh or on behalf of some right wing pissant who threw
the first handful of shit. So GOOGLE AWAY!)
Oh God, my inner nerd paranoid bipolar psychopathic necrophile
escaped! Somebody grab him!!
(Use protection.)
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