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832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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Tis is a work o 1047297ction All o the characters organizations and events portrayed
in this novel are either products o the authorrsquos imagination or are used 1047297ctitiously
983156983144983141 983143983145983154983148 983150983141983160983156 983140983151983151983154 Copyright copy 2012 by Brad Parks All rights reserved Printed in
the United States o America For inormation address St Martinrsquos Press 175 Fifh
Avenue New York NY 10010
wwwminotaurbookscom
Library o Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Parks Brad 1974ndash
Te girl next door a mystery Brad Parksmdash1st ed
p cm
ISBN 978-0-312-66768-9 (hardcover)
ISBN 978-1-4299-4999-6 (e-book) 1 Ross Carter (Fictitious character)mdashFiction 2 Reporters and reportingmdash
Fiction 3 MurdermdashInvestigationmdashFiction 4 Newark (NJ)mdashFiction
I itle
PS3616A7553G57 2012
8136mdashdc23
2011040880
First Edition March 2012
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
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4
o anyone who says newspapers only print bad news I say read
the obituaries
For the most part obits are the uplifing stories o people
who led long and ull lives enriched communities with their ac-
complishments died at peace with the world and lef behindmany loving relatives And sure the subjects o these articles
have to be more than just slightly dead in order to appear in our
pagesmdashthat part is admittedly a bit o a buzz-kill But otherwise
obits are some o the happiest news we print
My paper the Newark Eagle-Examiner mdashNew Jerseyrsquos larg-
est and most respected news-gathering and content-producingagencymdashorganizes its obits alphabetically last name 1047297rst ollowed
by the deceasedrsquos town and age And I dey anyone even the
most jaded cynic to read one dayrsquos worth o obits without eel-
ing at least a little bit better about the state o the world
Sometimes all you have to do is read one letterrsquos worthmdashlike
say the Mrsquo s You start with a guy like Milazzo Vincent o Eliza-
beth 92 the high school ootball star who served his country inWorld War II then worked his way up to oreman at a lawnmower
CHAPTER 1
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5
parts manuacturer beore enjoying a long retirement You work
your way to Monastyrly Jane C o Wharton 81 the beloved
mother o our grandmother o ten and great-grandmother o
eight who was an avid gardener and won the Wharton Elks
Club pie-baking contest 1047297ve times Ten you 1047297nish with Muster
Edward L o Maplewood 77 the son o South Carolina share-
croppers who earned scholarships to college and law school set
up his own practice and became the 1047297rst black treasurer o the
Essex County Bar Association
All the wrinkles o their days on this planet have beensmoothed away and turned into one seamless narrative All
their trials and struggles have taken on the aura o parable All their
successes have been magni1047297ed while their ailures have been
orgotten
And by the time they ldquopassed onrdquomdashor ldquomade their transi-
tionrdquo or ldquoentered into eternal restrdquo or any o those other wonder-
ul euphemisms or the Long Dirt Napmdashthey seemed to haveachieved some kind o understanding o why they walked this
planet in the 1047297rst place
Or at least thatrsquos how I like to imagine it
Terersquos also something about obits that as an unrepentant
newspaperman I 1047297nd comorting Over the past dozen years or
so my business has ceded its dominance in any number o areasmdashclassi1047297ed advertising national and international news sports
scores and so onmdashto the Internet But we still have a monopoly
on obits So while you can go anywhere to 1047297nd out i the Yankees
won you have to come to us to learn i your neighbor is still
breathing It makes the obit pages a throwback to a better day or
newspapers one part o a crumbling industry that has somehow
held strong For me itrsquos just one more reason to love themSome olks especially the older ones scan the obits each day
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6
to see i anyone they know has died Me Irsquom only thirty-two So
hopeully it will be a good 1047297fy years or so until anyone has to
read about Ross Carter o Bloom1047297eld And it will probably be
orty years until my high school classmates start popping up
with any regularity
In the meantime I read them strictly or the inspiration
So there I was one Monday morning in July sitting at my
desk against the ar wall o the Eagle-Examiner newsroom in
Newark getting my daily dose o good newsmdashonce again rom
the Mrsquo smdashwhen my eyes began scanning the entry or MarinoNancy B o Bloom1047297eld 42
I read on
Nancy B Marino 42 o Bloom1047297eld died suddenly on
Friday July 8
Born in Newark Nancy was raised in Belleville
and graduated rom Belleville High School She was apopular midday waitress at the State Street Grill in
Bloom1047297eld Nancy also had one o the largest delivery
routes in the Newark Eagle-Examiner circulation area
and was proud to serve as a shop steward in the Inter-
national Federation o Inormation Workers Local 117
She is survived by her mother Mrs Anthony JMarino o Belleville two older sisters Anne Marino
McCaffrey o Maplewood and Jeanne Nygard o Berke-
ley Cali and many other riends and relatives
Visitation will be held today rom 1 983152983149 to 3 983152983149
and rom 7 983152983149 to 9 983152983149 at the Johnson-Eberle Funeral
Home 332 State Street Bloom1047297eld A Funeral Mass
will be offered Tursday at 10 983137983149 at St Peter RCChurch Belleville Interment will be at St Peter Parish
Cemetery ollowing the ser vice
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7
In lieu o 1047298owers please make a donation in Nancyrsquos
name to the IFIWndashLocal 117 Scholarship Fund 744
Broad St Newark NJ 07102
Even though we were employed by the same newspaper I
didnrsquot know Nancy Marino Te Eagle-Examiner has hundreds
o carriers all o whom work at a time o day when I try to keep
my eyelids shuttered
But I have enormous respect or the work she and her col-
leagues do Te act is I could spend months uncovering the mostdastardly wrongdoing and then write the most brilliant story
possible but we still rely on the yeoman paper carrier to get it to
the bulk o our readers Tatrsquos right even in this supposedly all-
digital era our circulation numbers tell us the majority o our
daily readers still digest their Eagle-Examiner in analog orm
So every morning when I stumble to my door and grab that
dayrsquos editionmdashalways one o liersquos small pleasures especiallywhen it contains one o those stories I busted a spleen to getmdashI
receive a little reminder that someone else at the paper someone
like Nancy Marino takes her job just as seriously as I do
I leaned back in my chair and considered what I had just
read In obit parlance ldquodied suddenlyrdquo was usually code or
ldquoheart attackrdquo But that didnrsquot seem to 1047297t A just barely middle-aged woman who delivered newspapers and waited tables was
probably in airly good shape Something had taken Nancy Ma-
rino beore her time and the nosy reporter in me was curious as
to what
By the time I was done reading her obit a second time I had
concluded that the newspaper she had once aithully delivered
ought to do something more to memorialize her passing Mosto our obits are relatively short items written by uneral home
directors who are ollowing an established ormula But each
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8
day our newspaper picks one person and expounds on their
living and dying in a ull-length article Sometimes itrsquos a distin-
guished citizen Sometimes itrsquos a person who achieved local ame
at some point or reasons good or ill
Sometimes itrsquos a Nancy Marino an ordinary person who
spent her lie serving othersmdashwhether it was with newspapers or
coffee re1047297llsmdashand whose presence had graced the world or ar
too brie a time
Afer eight years with the Eagle-Examiner I had reached the stage
in my career where I was afforded a air amount o latitude to
write what I wanted Sure I received the occasional assignment
but otherwise I was lef to my own devices It was a trust I gained
the hard way Afer earning a job at the paper thanks to a phi-
landering state senator named Lenny Ryanmdashhis girlriend
crashed his car into a go-go bar at what turned out to be a veryopportune moment or my careermdashI put in several yearsrsquo hard
time in a suburban bureau Afer working my way to the main
city newsroom I 1047297nagled a coveted spot on our investigations
team where I had won the right to pursue the things that inter-
ested me
Not that it meant I had some kind o blank check Yes Icould write what I wanted But i I actually wanted it to run in
the newspaper I had to make sure I cleared it with my editor
And there my lie had recently become a little more com-
plicated My previous editor had been Sal Szanto the assistant
managing editor or local news and a gruff old-time newsman
We had orged a relatively easy understanding he had high stan-
dards and as long as I worked tirelessly to meet them we gotalong amously
Unortunately Sal had been ldquoinvitedrdquo (read orced) to take
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9
a buyout in the latest Eagle-Examiner herd culling In the consid-
eration o the 1047297scally constipated bean counters who had been
given ull rein over our newspaper Sal was ldquooverpaidrdquo (read
airly compensated) His long experience and many contribu-
tions to quality journalism actually counted against him because
he had accrued so many raises during the good years Now with
the good years long gone he was rewarded with a one-way trip to
early and unwanted retirement
His replacement was ina Tompson the ormer city editor
and my ormer something I would say ldquogirlriendrdquo but thatwasnrsquot right because she made it clear to me she wasnrsquot in it or
that I would say ldquoloverrdquo but that was also inaccurate because
we never quite did that either
My interest in ina was that in addition to being un smart
and quick-wittedmdashin a eisty way that always kept me honestmdash
shersquos quite easy to look at with never-ending legs toned arms
curly brown hair and eyes that tease and smile and glint all atthe same time
Her interest in me was more chromosomal ina whose
age might best be described as orty-minus-one is keen on try-
ing motherhood But she doesnrsquot want to bother with the kind
o pesky annoyances some women take prior to childbirthmdash
meeting a man courting him perhaps even marrying himina had explained to me quite matter-o-actly that she
long ago abandoned the idea o actually having eelings or the
opposite sex She claimed her approach was now more practical
She was looking or a tall blue-eyed broad-shouldered man o
above average intelligence all in the hopes he would pass on
some o those traits to her yet-to-be-conceived child As I pos-
sessed these characteristics I had an open invitation to jumpinto her bed three days out o every twenty-eight
Still I had never taken her up on the offer For whatever you
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10
may read about the male animal I donrsquot believe in emotionless
sexmdashand even i I did Irsquom quite sure I would 1047297nd it somewhat
less interesting than a game o one-on-one basketball Plus I
never wanted to have to tell my son that his mother chose me
primarily or my nucleotides
inarsquos promotion had eliminated that possibility at least or
the time being Newspaper policy dictated an editor couldnrsquot
sleep with one o her reporters even i it was strictly or repro-
ductive purposes So ina had gone elsewhere in her search or
Mr Right GenomeNevertheless I couldnrsquot shake the suspicion that inarsquos
claims to romantic imperviousness were a alse ront and that
behind them was a woman who really did want to be loved just
like any other human being And i I was being honest with
mysel I regretted that we hadnrsquot at least provided ourselves
a chance to 1047297gure out what we could be togethermdasha ailure I
hoped to rectiy at some point in the utureAs I slid into her offi ce with a copy o Nancy Marinorsquos obitu-
ary in my hand those unresolved eelings were 1047298oating around
somewhere above her desk but below the 1047298uorescent lights
ldquoHey got a secondrdquo I said
ina was a yoga anatic and could usually be ound sitting
in one contortionist position or another Tis time she had aknee drawn up with one arm wrapped around it and another
stretched at an odd angle while she read something on her com-
puter screen Call it an Ashtanga Pixel Salutation
ldquoPlease tell me you have a big story or merdquo she said already
looking deeated by the day ldquoI Lester runs another 1047298oater photo
o some bikini-clad Snooki-wannabe bimbo on the pretense o
it being a slow news day Irsquom taking a baseball bat to the morn-ing meetingrdquo
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I grinned Lester Palenski our photo editor was a notorious
pervert who dedicated no small amount o resources to docu-
menting the young emale population that migrated toward the
Jersey Shore at this time o year
ldquoWell itrsquos a story Maybe not a big story But itrsquos one Irsquod
really like to dordquo I said then slid the obit page at her ldquoRead
Marino comma Nancyrdquo
ina moved her attention to the newspaper rowning as
she scanned it
ldquoYou want to write a story about a dead waitressrdquo she askedldquoA waitress and a newspaper delivery person yeahrdquo
I grabbed the obit rom her desk as she narrowed her eyes at
my mouth
ldquoWere you sleeping with herrdquo
ldquoina Have some respect or the deadrdquo
ldquoWell were yourdquo
ldquoOh yeah I was shagging her rottenrdquo I said ldquoIrsquod throw aquick one in her every morning Her customers complained
their papers were late i I took more than 1047297ve minutes so it was
always wham-bam-thank-you-marsquoamrdquo
ina ofen claimed I had certain tells when I was lying
though she would never say what they were For a while I tried
sticking to the truth but it just made me eel even more sel-conscious Since she became my editor I had changed course
and lied to her whenever possible She knew this o course But
I had to keep her off balance somehow
She scrutinized me or a moment then said ldquoOkay so you
didnrsquot know her Why do you want to write about her againrdquo
ldquoI donrsquot know It would just be a nice story about the kind o
everyday person you donrsquot miss until shersquos gonemdashcall it a Fan-are or the Common Womanrdquo
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12
ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
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is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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Tis is a work o 1047297ction All o the characters organizations and events portrayed
in this novel are either products o the authorrsquos imagination or are used 1047297ctitiously
983156983144983141 983143983145983154983148 983150983141983160983156 983140983151983151983154 Copyright copy 2012 by Brad Parks All rights reserved Printed in
the United States o America For inormation address St Martinrsquos Press 175 Fifh
Avenue New York NY 10010
wwwminotaurbookscom
Library o Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Parks Brad 1974ndash
Te girl next door a mystery Brad Parksmdash1st ed
p cm
ISBN 978-0-312-66768-9 (hardcover)
ISBN 978-1-4299-4999-6 (e-book) 1 Ross Carter (Fictitious character)mdashFiction 2 Reporters and reportingmdash
Fiction 3 MurdermdashInvestigationmdashFiction 4 Newark (NJ)mdashFiction
I itle
PS3616A7553G57 2012
8136mdashdc23
2011040880
First Edition March 2012
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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4
o anyone who says newspapers only print bad news I say read
the obituaries
For the most part obits are the uplifing stories o people
who led long and ull lives enriched communities with their ac-
complishments died at peace with the world and lef behindmany loving relatives And sure the subjects o these articles
have to be more than just slightly dead in order to appear in our
pagesmdashthat part is admittedly a bit o a buzz-kill But otherwise
obits are some o the happiest news we print
My paper the Newark Eagle-Examiner mdashNew Jerseyrsquos larg-
est and most respected news-gathering and content-producingagencymdashorganizes its obits alphabetically last name 1047297rst ollowed
by the deceasedrsquos town and age And I dey anyone even the
most jaded cynic to read one dayrsquos worth o obits without eel-
ing at least a little bit better about the state o the world
Sometimes all you have to do is read one letterrsquos worthmdashlike
say the Mrsquo s You start with a guy like Milazzo Vincent o Eliza-
beth 92 the high school ootball star who served his country inWorld War II then worked his way up to oreman at a lawnmower
CHAPTER 1
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5
parts manuacturer beore enjoying a long retirement You work
your way to Monastyrly Jane C o Wharton 81 the beloved
mother o our grandmother o ten and great-grandmother o
eight who was an avid gardener and won the Wharton Elks
Club pie-baking contest 1047297ve times Ten you 1047297nish with Muster
Edward L o Maplewood 77 the son o South Carolina share-
croppers who earned scholarships to college and law school set
up his own practice and became the 1047297rst black treasurer o the
Essex County Bar Association
All the wrinkles o their days on this planet have beensmoothed away and turned into one seamless narrative All
their trials and struggles have taken on the aura o parable All their
successes have been magni1047297ed while their ailures have been
orgotten
And by the time they ldquopassed onrdquomdashor ldquomade their transi-
tionrdquo or ldquoentered into eternal restrdquo or any o those other wonder-
ul euphemisms or the Long Dirt Napmdashthey seemed to haveachieved some kind o understanding o why they walked this
planet in the 1047297rst place
Or at least thatrsquos how I like to imagine it
Terersquos also something about obits that as an unrepentant
newspaperman I 1047297nd comorting Over the past dozen years or
so my business has ceded its dominance in any number o areasmdashclassi1047297ed advertising national and international news sports
scores and so onmdashto the Internet But we still have a monopoly
on obits So while you can go anywhere to 1047297nd out i the Yankees
won you have to come to us to learn i your neighbor is still
breathing It makes the obit pages a throwback to a better day or
newspapers one part o a crumbling industry that has somehow
held strong For me itrsquos just one more reason to love themSome olks especially the older ones scan the obits each day
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6
to see i anyone they know has died Me Irsquom only thirty-two So
hopeully it will be a good 1047297fy years or so until anyone has to
read about Ross Carter o Bloom1047297eld And it will probably be
orty years until my high school classmates start popping up
with any regularity
In the meantime I read them strictly or the inspiration
So there I was one Monday morning in July sitting at my
desk against the ar wall o the Eagle-Examiner newsroom in
Newark getting my daily dose o good newsmdashonce again rom
the Mrsquo smdashwhen my eyes began scanning the entry or MarinoNancy B o Bloom1047297eld 42
I read on
Nancy B Marino 42 o Bloom1047297eld died suddenly on
Friday July 8
Born in Newark Nancy was raised in Belleville
and graduated rom Belleville High School She was apopular midday waitress at the State Street Grill in
Bloom1047297eld Nancy also had one o the largest delivery
routes in the Newark Eagle-Examiner circulation area
and was proud to serve as a shop steward in the Inter-
national Federation o Inormation Workers Local 117
She is survived by her mother Mrs Anthony JMarino o Belleville two older sisters Anne Marino
McCaffrey o Maplewood and Jeanne Nygard o Berke-
ley Cali and many other riends and relatives
Visitation will be held today rom 1 983152983149 to 3 983152983149
and rom 7 983152983149 to 9 983152983149 at the Johnson-Eberle Funeral
Home 332 State Street Bloom1047297eld A Funeral Mass
will be offered Tursday at 10 983137983149 at St Peter RCChurch Belleville Interment will be at St Peter Parish
Cemetery ollowing the ser vice
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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7
In lieu o 1047298owers please make a donation in Nancyrsquos
name to the IFIWndashLocal 117 Scholarship Fund 744
Broad St Newark NJ 07102
Even though we were employed by the same newspaper I
didnrsquot know Nancy Marino Te Eagle-Examiner has hundreds
o carriers all o whom work at a time o day when I try to keep
my eyelids shuttered
But I have enormous respect or the work she and her col-
leagues do Te act is I could spend months uncovering the mostdastardly wrongdoing and then write the most brilliant story
possible but we still rely on the yeoman paper carrier to get it to
the bulk o our readers Tatrsquos right even in this supposedly all-
digital era our circulation numbers tell us the majority o our
daily readers still digest their Eagle-Examiner in analog orm
So every morning when I stumble to my door and grab that
dayrsquos editionmdashalways one o liersquos small pleasures especiallywhen it contains one o those stories I busted a spleen to getmdashI
receive a little reminder that someone else at the paper someone
like Nancy Marino takes her job just as seriously as I do
I leaned back in my chair and considered what I had just
read In obit parlance ldquodied suddenlyrdquo was usually code or
ldquoheart attackrdquo But that didnrsquot seem to 1047297t A just barely middle-aged woman who delivered newspapers and waited tables was
probably in airly good shape Something had taken Nancy Ma-
rino beore her time and the nosy reporter in me was curious as
to what
By the time I was done reading her obit a second time I had
concluded that the newspaper she had once aithully delivered
ought to do something more to memorialize her passing Mosto our obits are relatively short items written by uneral home
directors who are ollowing an established ormula But each
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983106983154983137983140 983120983137983154983147983155
8
day our newspaper picks one person and expounds on their
living and dying in a ull-length article Sometimes itrsquos a distin-
guished citizen Sometimes itrsquos a person who achieved local ame
at some point or reasons good or ill
Sometimes itrsquos a Nancy Marino an ordinary person who
spent her lie serving othersmdashwhether it was with newspapers or
coffee re1047297llsmdashand whose presence had graced the world or ar
too brie a time
Afer eight years with the Eagle-Examiner I had reached the stage
in my career where I was afforded a air amount o latitude to
write what I wanted Sure I received the occasional assignment
but otherwise I was lef to my own devices It was a trust I gained
the hard way Afer earning a job at the paper thanks to a phi-
landering state senator named Lenny Ryanmdashhis girlriend
crashed his car into a go-go bar at what turned out to be a veryopportune moment or my careermdashI put in several yearsrsquo hard
time in a suburban bureau Afer working my way to the main
city newsroom I 1047297nagled a coveted spot on our investigations
team where I had won the right to pursue the things that inter-
ested me
Not that it meant I had some kind o blank check Yes Icould write what I wanted But i I actually wanted it to run in
the newspaper I had to make sure I cleared it with my editor
And there my lie had recently become a little more com-
plicated My previous editor had been Sal Szanto the assistant
managing editor or local news and a gruff old-time newsman
We had orged a relatively easy understanding he had high stan-
dards and as long as I worked tirelessly to meet them we gotalong amously
Unortunately Sal had been ldquoinvitedrdquo (read orced) to take
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a buyout in the latest Eagle-Examiner herd culling In the consid-
eration o the 1047297scally constipated bean counters who had been
given ull rein over our newspaper Sal was ldquooverpaidrdquo (read
airly compensated) His long experience and many contribu-
tions to quality journalism actually counted against him because
he had accrued so many raises during the good years Now with
the good years long gone he was rewarded with a one-way trip to
early and unwanted retirement
His replacement was ina Tompson the ormer city editor
and my ormer something I would say ldquogirlriendrdquo but thatwasnrsquot right because she made it clear to me she wasnrsquot in it or
that I would say ldquoloverrdquo but that was also inaccurate because
we never quite did that either
My interest in ina was that in addition to being un smart
and quick-wittedmdashin a eisty way that always kept me honestmdash
shersquos quite easy to look at with never-ending legs toned arms
curly brown hair and eyes that tease and smile and glint all atthe same time
Her interest in me was more chromosomal ina whose
age might best be described as orty-minus-one is keen on try-
ing motherhood But she doesnrsquot want to bother with the kind
o pesky annoyances some women take prior to childbirthmdash
meeting a man courting him perhaps even marrying himina had explained to me quite matter-o-actly that she
long ago abandoned the idea o actually having eelings or the
opposite sex She claimed her approach was now more practical
She was looking or a tall blue-eyed broad-shouldered man o
above average intelligence all in the hopes he would pass on
some o those traits to her yet-to-be-conceived child As I pos-
sessed these characteristics I had an open invitation to jumpinto her bed three days out o every twenty-eight
Still I had never taken her up on the offer For whatever you
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may read about the male animal I donrsquot believe in emotionless
sexmdashand even i I did Irsquom quite sure I would 1047297nd it somewhat
less interesting than a game o one-on-one basketball Plus I
never wanted to have to tell my son that his mother chose me
primarily or my nucleotides
inarsquos promotion had eliminated that possibility at least or
the time being Newspaper policy dictated an editor couldnrsquot
sleep with one o her reporters even i it was strictly or repro-
ductive purposes So ina had gone elsewhere in her search or
Mr Right GenomeNevertheless I couldnrsquot shake the suspicion that inarsquos
claims to romantic imperviousness were a alse ront and that
behind them was a woman who really did want to be loved just
like any other human being And i I was being honest with
mysel I regretted that we hadnrsquot at least provided ourselves
a chance to 1047297gure out what we could be togethermdasha ailure I
hoped to rectiy at some point in the utureAs I slid into her offi ce with a copy o Nancy Marinorsquos obitu-
ary in my hand those unresolved eelings were 1047298oating around
somewhere above her desk but below the 1047298uorescent lights
ldquoHey got a secondrdquo I said
ina was a yoga anatic and could usually be ound sitting
in one contortionist position or another Tis time she had aknee drawn up with one arm wrapped around it and another
stretched at an odd angle while she read something on her com-
puter screen Call it an Ashtanga Pixel Salutation
ldquoPlease tell me you have a big story or merdquo she said already
looking deeated by the day ldquoI Lester runs another 1047298oater photo
o some bikini-clad Snooki-wannabe bimbo on the pretense o
it being a slow news day Irsquom taking a baseball bat to the morn-ing meetingrdquo
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I grinned Lester Palenski our photo editor was a notorious
pervert who dedicated no small amount o resources to docu-
menting the young emale population that migrated toward the
Jersey Shore at this time o year
ldquoWell itrsquos a story Maybe not a big story But itrsquos one Irsquod
really like to dordquo I said then slid the obit page at her ldquoRead
Marino comma Nancyrdquo
ina moved her attention to the newspaper rowning as
she scanned it
ldquoYou want to write a story about a dead waitressrdquo she askedldquoA waitress and a newspaper delivery person yeahrdquo
I grabbed the obit rom her desk as she narrowed her eyes at
my mouth
ldquoWere you sleeping with herrdquo
ldquoina Have some respect or the deadrdquo
ldquoWell were yourdquo
ldquoOh yeah I was shagging her rottenrdquo I said ldquoIrsquod throw aquick one in her every morning Her customers complained
their papers were late i I took more than 1047297ve minutes so it was
always wham-bam-thank-you-marsquoamrdquo
ina ofen claimed I had certain tells when I was lying
though she would never say what they were For a while I tried
sticking to the truth but it just made me eel even more sel-conscious Since she became my editor I had changed course
and lied to her whenever possible She knew this o course But
I had to keep her off balance somehow
She scrutinized me or a moment then said ldquoOkay so you
didnrsquot know her Why do you want to write about her againrdquo
ldquoI donrsquot know It would just be a nice story about the kind o
everyday person you donrsquot miss until shersquos gonemdashcall it a Fan-are or the Common Womanrdquo
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ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
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is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
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4
o anyone who says newspapers only print bad news I say read
the obituaries
For the most part obits are the uplifing stories o people
who led long and ull lives enriched communities with their ac-
complishments died at peace with the world and lef behindmany loving relatives And sure the subjects o these articles
have to be more than just slightly dead in order to appear in our
pagesmdashthat part is admittedly a bit o a buzz-kill But otherwise
obits are some o the happiest news we print
My paper the Newark Eagle-Examiner mdashNew Jerseyrsquos larg-
est and most respected news-gathering and content-producingagencymdashorganizes its obits alphabetically last name 1047297rst ollowed
by the deceasedrsquos town and age And I dey anyone even the
most jaded cynic to read one dayrsquos worth o obits without eel-
ing at least a little bit better about the state o the world
Sometimes all you have to do is read one letterrsquos worthmdashlike
say the Mrsquo s You start with a guy like Milazzo Vincent o Eliza-
beth 92 the high school ootball star who served his country inWorld War II then worked his way up to oreman at a lawnmower
CHAPTER 1
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parts manuacturer beore enjoying a long retirement You work
your way to Monastyrly Jane C o Wharton 81 the beloved
mother o our grandmother o ten and great-grandmother o
eight who was an avid gardener and won the Wharton Elks
Club pie-baking contest 1047297ve times Ten you 1047297nish with Muster
Edward L o Maplewood 77 the son o South Carolina share-
croppers who earned scholarships to college and law school set
up his own practice and became the 1047297rst black treasurer o the
Essex County Bar Association
All the wrinkles o their days on this planet have beensmoothed away and turned into one seamless narrative All
their trials and struggles have taken on the aura o parable All their
successes have been magni1047297ed while their ailures have been
orgotten
And by the time they ldquopassed onrdquomdashor ldquomade their transi-
tionrdquo or ldquoentered into eternal restrdquo or any o those other wonder-
ul euphemisms or the Long Dirt Napmdashthey seemed to haveachieved some kind o understanding o why they walked this
planet in the 1047297rst place
Or at least thatrsquos how I like to imagine it
Terersquos also something about obits that as an unrepentant
newspaperman I 1047297nd comorting Over the past dozen years or
so my business has ceded its dominance in any number o areasmdashclassi1047297ed advertising national and international news sports
scores and so onmdashto the Internet But we still have a monopoly
on obits So while you can go anywhere to 1047297nd out i the Yankees
won you have to come to us to learn i your neighbor is still
breathing It makes the obit pages a throwback to a better day or
newspapers one part o a crumbling industry that has somehow
held strong For me itrsquos just one more reason to love themSome olks especially the older ones scan the obits each day
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to see i anyone they know has died Me Irsquom only thirty-two So
hopeully it will be a good 1047297fy years or so until anyone has to
read about Ross Carter o Bloom1047297eld And it will probably be
orty years until my high school classmates start popping up
with any regularity
In the meantime I read them strictly or the inspiration
So there I was one Monday morning in July sitting at my
desk against the ar wall o the Eagle-Examiner newsroom in
Newark getting my daily dose o good newsmdashonce again rom
the Mrsquo smdashwhen my eyes began scanning the entry or MarinoNancy B o Bloom1047297eld 42
I read on
Nancy B Marino 42 o Bloom1047297eld died suddenly on
Friday July 8
Born in Newark Nancy was raised in Belleville
and graduated rom Belleville High School She was apopular midday waitress at the State Street Grill in
Bloom1047297eld Nancy also had one o the largest delivery
routes in the Newark Eagle-Examiner circulation area
and was proud to serve as a shop steward in the Inter-
national Federation o Inormation Workers Local 117
She is survived by her mother Mrs Anthony JMarino o Belleville two older sisters Anne Marino
McCaffrey o Maplewood and Jeanne Nygard o Berke-
ley Cali and many other riends and relatives
Visitation will be held today rom 1 983152983149 to 3 983152983149
and rom 7 983152983149 to 9 983152983149 at the Johnson-Eberle Funeral
Home 332 State Street Bloom1047297eld A Funeral Mass
will be offered Tursday at 10 983137983149 at St Peter RCChurch Belleville Interment will be at St Peter Parish
Cemetery ollowing the ser vice
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In lieu o 1047298owers please make a donation in Nancyrsquos
name to the IFIWndashLocal 117 Scholarship Fund 744
Broad St Newark NJ 07102
Even though we were employed by the same newspaper I
didnrsquot know Nancy Marino Te Eagle-Examiner has hundreds
o carriers all o whom work at a time o day when I try to keep
my eyelids shuttered
But I have enormous respect or the work she and her col-
leagues do Te act is I could spend months uncovering the mostdastardly wrongdoing and then write the most brilliant story
possible but we still rely on the yeoman paper carrier to get it to
the bulk o our readers Tatrsquos right even in this supposedly all-
digital era our circulation numbers tell us the majority o our
daily readers still digest their Eagle-Examiner in analog orm
So every morning when I stumble to my door and grab that
dayrsquos editionmdashalways one o liersquos small pleasures especiallywhen it contains one o those stories I busted a spleen to getmdashI
receive a little reminder that someone else at the paper someone
like Nancy Marino takes her job just as seriously as I do
I leaned back in my chair and considered what I had just
read In obit parlance ldquodied suddenlyrdquo was usually code or
ldquoheart attackrdquo But that didnrsquot seem to 1047297t A just barely middle-aged woman who delivered newspapers and waited tables was
probably in airly good shape Something had taken Nancy Ma-
rino beore her time and the nosy reporter in me was curious as
to what
By the time I was done reading her obit a second time I had
concluded that the newspaper she had once aithully delivered
ought to do something more to memorialize her passing Mosto our obits are relatively short items written by uneral home
directors who are ollowing an established ormula But each
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day our newspaper picks one person and expounds on their
living and dying in a ull-length article Sometimes itrsquos a distin-
guished citizen Sometimes itrsquos a person who achieved local ame
at some point or reasons good or ill
Sometimes itrsquos a Nancy Marino an ordinary person who
spent her lie serving othersmdashwhether it was with newspapers or
coffee re1047297llsmdashand whose presence had graced the world or ar
too brie a time
Afer eight years with the Eagle-Examiner I had reached the stage
in my career where I was afforded a air amount o latitude to
write what I wanted Sure I received the occasional assignment
but otherwise I was lef to my own devices It was a trust I gained
the hard way Afer earning a job at the paper thanks to a phi-
landering state senator named Lenny Ryanmdashhis girlriend
crashed his car into a go-go bar at what turned out to be a veryopportune moment or my careermdashI put in several yearsrsquo hard
time in a suburban bureau Afer working my way to the main
city newsroom I 1047297nagled a coveted spot on our investigations
team where I had won the right to pursue the things that inter-
ested me
Not that it meant I had some kind o blank check Yes Icould write what I wanted But i I actually wanted it to run in
the newspaper I had to make sure I cleared it with my editor
And there my lie had recently become a little more com-
plicated My previous editor had been Sal Szanto the assistant
managing editor or local news and a gruff old-time newsman
We had orged a relatively easy understanding he had high stan-
dards and as long as I worked tirelessly to meet them we gotalong amously
Unortunately Sal had been ldquoinvitedrdquo (read orced) to take
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a buyout in the latest Eagle-Examiner herd culling In the consid-
eration o the 1047297scally constipated bean counters who had been
given ull rein over our newspaper Sal was ldquooverpaidrdquo (read
airly compensated) His long experience and many contribu-
tions to quality journalism actually counted against him because
he had accrued so many raises during the good years Now with
the good years long gone he was rewarded with a one-way trip to
early and unwanted retirement
His replacement was ina Tompson the ormer city editor
and my ormer something I would say ldquogirlriendrdquo but thatwasnrsquot right because she made it clear to me she wasnrsquot in it or
that I would say ldquoloverrdquo but that was also inaccurate because
we never quite did that either
My interest in ina was that in addition to being un smart
and quick-wittedmdashin a eisty way that always kept me honestmdash
shersquos quite easy to look at with never-ending legs toned arms
curly brown hair and eyes that tease and smile and glint all atthe same time
Her interest in me was more chromosomal ina whose
age might best be described as orty-minus-one is keen on try-
ing motherhood But she doesnrsquot want to bother with the kind
o pesky annoyances some women take prior to childbirthmdash
meeting a man courting him perhaps even marrying himina had explained to me quite matter-o-actly that she
long ago abandoned the idea o actually having eelings or the
opposite sex She claimed her approach was now more practical
She was looking or a tall blue-eyed broad-shouldered man o
above average intelligence all in the hopes he would pass on
some o those traits to her yet-to-be-conceived child As I pos-
sessed these characteristics I had an open invitation to jumpinto her bed three days out o every twenty-eight
Still I had never taken her up on the offer For whatever you
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may read about the male animal I donrsquot believe in emotionless
sexmdashand even i I did Irsquom quite sure I would 1047297nd it somewhat
less interesting than a game o one-on-one basketball Plus I
never wanted to have to tell my son that his mother chose me
primarily or my nucleotides
inarsquos promotion had eliminated that possibility at least or
the time being Newspaper policy dictated an editor couldnrsquot
sleep with one o her reporters even i it was strictly or repro-
ductive purposes So ina had gone elsewhere in her search or
Mr Right GenomeNevertheless I couldnrsquot shake the suspicion that inarsquos
claims to romantic imperviousness were a alse ront and that
behind them was a woman who really did want to be loved just
like any other human being And i I was being honest with
mysel I regretted that we hadnrsquot at least provided ourselves
a chance to 1047297gure out what we could be togethermdasha ailure I
hoped to rectiy at some point in the utureAs I slid into her offi ce with a copy o Nancy Marinorsquos obitu-
ary in my hand those unresolved eelings were 1047298oating around
somewhere above her desk but below the 1047298uorescent lights
ldquoHey got a secondrdquo I said
ina was a yoga anatic and could usually be ound sitting
in one contortionist position or another Tis time she had aknee drawn up with one arm wrapped around it and another
stretched at an odd angle while she read something on her com-
puter screen Call it an Ashtanga Pixel Salutation
ldquoPlease tell me you have a big story or merdquo she said already
looking deeated by the day ldquoI Lester runs another 1047298oater photo
o some bikini-clad Snooki-wannabe bimbo on the pretense o
it being a slow news day Irsquom taking a baseball bat to the morn-ing meetingrdquo
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I grinned Lester Palenski our photo editor was a notorious
pervert who dedicated no small amount o resources to docu-
menting the young emale population that migrated toward the
Jersey Shore at this time o year
ldquoWell itrsquos a story Maybe not a big story But itrsquos one Irsquod
really like to dordquo I said then slid the obit page at her ldquoRead
Marino comma Nancyrdquo
ina moved her attention to the newspaper rowning as
she scanned it
ldquoYou want to write a story about a dead waitressrdquo she askedldquoA waitress and a newspaper delivery person yeahrdquo
I grabbed the obit rom her desk as she narrowed her eyes at
my mouth
ldquoWere you sleeping with herrdquo
ldquoina Have some respect or the deadrdquo
ldquoWell were yourdquo
ldquoOh yeah I was shagging her rottenrdquo I said ldquoIrsquod throw aquick one in her every morning Her customers complained
their papers were late i I took more than 1047297ve minutes so it was
always wham-bam-thank-you-marsquoamrdquo
ina ofen claimed I had certain tells when I was lying
though she would never say what they were For a while I tried
sticking to the truth but it just made me eel even more sel-conscious Since she became my editor I had changed course
and lied to her whenever possible She knew this o course But
I had to keep her off balance somehow
She scrutinized me or a moment then said ldquoOkay so you
didnrsquot know her Why do you want to write about her againrdquo
ldquoI donrsquot know It would just be a nice story about the kind o
everyday person you donrsquot miss until shersquos gonemdashcall it a Fan-are or the Common Womanrdquo
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ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
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is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
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5
parts manuacturer beore enjoying a long retirement You work
your way to Monastyrly Jane C o Wharton 81 the beloved
mother o our grandmother o ten and great-grandmother o
eight who was an avid gardener and won the Wharton Elks
Club pie-baking contest 1047297ve times Ten you 1047297nish with Muster
Edward L o Maplewood 77 the son o South Carolina share-
croppers who earned scholarships to college and law school set
up his own practice and became the 1047297rst black treasurer o the
Essex County Bar Association
All the wrinkles o their days on this planet have beensmoothed away and turned into one seamless narrative All
their trials and struggles have taken on the aura o parable All their
successes have been magni1047297ed while their ailures have been
orgotten
And by the time they ldquopassed onrdquomdashor ldquomade their transi-
tionrdquo or ldquoentered into eternal restrdquo or any o those other wonder-
ul euphemisms or the Long Dirt Napmdashthey seemed to haveachieved some kind o understanding o why they walked this
planet in the 1047297rst place
Or at least thatrsquos how I like to imagine it
Terersquos also something about obits that as an unrepentant
newspaperman I 1047297nd comorting Over the past dozen years or
so my business has ceded its dominance in any number o areasmdashclassi1047297ed advertising national and international news sports
scores and so onmdashto the Internet But we still have a monopoly
on obits So while you can go anywhere to 1047297nd out i the Yankees
won you have to come to us to learn i your neighbor is still
breathing It makes the obit pages a throwback to a better day or
newspapers one part o a crumbling industry that has somehow
held strong For me itrsquos just one more reason to love themSome olks especially the older ones scan the obits each day
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6
to see i anyone they know has died Me Irsquom only thirty-two So
hopeully it will be a good 1047297fy years or so until anyone has to
read about Ross Carter o Bloom1047297eld And it will probably be
orty years until my high school classmates start popping up
with any regularity
In the meantime I read them strictly or the inspiration
So there I was one Monday morning in July sitting at my
desk against the ar wall o the Eagle-Examiner newsroom in
Newark getting my daily dose o good newsmdashonce again rom
the Mrsquo smdashwhen my eyes began scanning the entry or MarinoNancy B o Bloom1047297eld 42
I read on
Nancy B Marino 42 o Bloom1047297eld died suddenly on
Friday July 8
Born in Newark Nancy was raised in Belleville
and graduated rom Belleville High School She was apopular midday waitress at the State Street Grill in
Bloom1047297eld Nancy also had one o the largest delivery
routes in the Newark Eagle-Examiner circulation area
and was proud to serve as a shop steward in the Inter-
national Federation o Inormation Workers Local 117
She is survived by her mother Mrs Anthony JMarino o Belleville two older sisters Anne Marino
McCaffrey o Maplewood and Jeanne Nygard o Berke-
ley Cali and many other riends and relatives
Visitation will be held today rom 1 983152983149 to 3 983152983149
and rom 7 983152983149 to 9 983152983149 at the Johnson-Eberle Funeral
Home 332 State Street Bloom1047297eld A Funeral Mass
will be offered Tursday at 10 983137983149 at St Peter RCChurch Belleville Interment will be at St Peter Parish
Cemetery ollowing the ser vice
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7
In lieu o 1047298owers please make a donation in Nancyrsquos
name to the IFIWndashLocal 117 Scholarship Fund 744
Broad St Newark NJ 07102
Even though we were employed by the same newspaper I
didnrsquot know Nancy Marino Te Eagle-Examiner has hundreds
o carriers all o whom work at a time o day when I try to keep
my eyelids shuttered
But I have enormous respect or the work she and her col-
leagues do Te act is I could spend months uncovering the mostdastardly wrongdoing and then write the most brilliant story
possible but we still rely on the yeoman paper carrier to get it to
the bulk o our readers Tatrsquos right even in this supposedly all-
digital era our circulation numbers tell us the majority o our
daily readers still digest their Eagle-Examiner in analog orm
So every morning when I stumble to my door and grab that
dayrsquos editionmdashalways one o liersquos small pleasures especiallywhen it contains one o those stories I busted a spleen to getmdashI
receive a little reminder that someone else at the paper someone
like Nancy Marino takes her job just as seriously as I do
I leaned back in my chair and considered what I had just
read In obit parlance ldquodied suddenlyrdquo was usually code or
ldquoheart attackrdquo But that didnrsquot seem to 1047297t A just barely middle-aged woman who delivered newspapers and waited tables was
probably in airly good shape Something had taken Nancy Ma-
rino beore her time and the nosy reporter in me was curious as
to what
By the time I was done reading her obit a second time I had
concluded that the newspaper she had once aithully delivered
ought to do something more to memorialize her passing Mosto our obits are relatively short items written by uneral home
directors who are ollowing an established ormula But each
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8
day our newspaper picks one person and expounds on their
living and dying in a ull-length article Sometimes itrsquos a distin-
guished citizen Sometimes itrsquos a person who achieved local ame
at some point or reasons good or ill
Sometimes itrsquos a Nancy Marino an ordinary person who
spent her lie serving othersmdashwhether it was with newspapers or
coffee re1047297llsmdashand whose presence had graced the world or ar
too brie a time
Afer eight years with the Eagle-Examiner I had reached the stage
in my career where I was afforded a air amount o latitude to
write what I wanted Sure I received the occasional assignment
but otherwise I was lef to my own devices It was a trust I gained
the hard way Afer earning a job at the paper thanks to a phi-
landering state senator named Lenny Ryanmdashhis girlriend
crashed his car into a go-go bar at what turned out to be a veryopportune moment or my careermdashI put in several yearsrsquo hard
time in a suburban bureau Afer working my way to the main
city newsroom I 1047297nagled a coveted spot on our investigations
team where I had won the right to pursue the things that inter-
ested me
Not that it meant I had some kind o blank check Yes Icould write what I wanted But i I actually wanted it to run in
the newspaper I had to make sure I cleared it with my editor
And there my lie had recently become a little more com-
plicated My previous editor had been Sal Szanto the assistant
managing editor or local news and a gruff old-time newsman
We had orged a relatively easy understanding he had high stan-
dards and as long as I worked tirelessly to meet them we gotalong amously
Unortunately Sal had been ldquoinvitedrdquo (read orced) to take
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9
a buyout in the latest Eagle-Examiner herd culling In the consid-
eration o the 1047297scally constipated bean counters who had been
given ull rein over our newspaper Sal was ldquooverpaidrdquo (read
airly compensated) His long experience and many contribu-
tions to quality journalism actually counted against him because
he had accrued so many raises during the good years Now with
the good years long gone he was rewarded with a one-way trip to
early and unwanted retirement
His replacement was ina Tompson the ormer city editor
and my ormer something I would say ldquogirlriendrdquo but thatwasnrsquot right because she made it clear to me she wasnrsquot in it or
that I would say ldquoloverrdquo but that was also inaccurate because
we never quite did that either
My interest in ina was that in addition to being un smart
and quick-wittedmdashin a eisty way that always kept me honestmdash
shersquos quite easy to look at with never-ending legs toned arms
curly brown hair and eyes that tease and smile and glint all atthe same time
Her interest in me was more chromosomal ina whose
age might best be described as orty-minus-one is keen on try-
ing motherhood But she doesnrsquot want to bother with the kind
o pesky annoyances some women take prior to childbirthmdash
meeting a man courting him perhaps even marrying himina had explained to me quite matter-o-actly that she
long ago abandoned the idea o actually having eelings or the
opposite sex She claimed her approach was now more practical
She was looking or a tall blue-eyed broad-shouldered man o
above average intelligence all in the hopes he would pass on
some o those traits to her yet-to-be-conceived child As I pos-
sessed these characteristics I had an open invitation to jumpinto her bed three days out o every twenty-eight
Still I had never taken her up on the offer For whatever you
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10
may read about the male animal I donrsquot believe in emotionless
sexmdashand even i I did Irsquom quite sure I would 1047297nd it somewhat
less interesting than a game o one-on-one basketball Plus I
never wanted to have to tell my son that his mother chose me
primarily or my nucleotides
inarsquos promotion had eliminated that possibility at least or
the time being Newspaper policy dictated an editor couldnrsquot
sleep with one o her reporters even i it was strictly or repro-
ductive purposes So ina had gone elsewhere in her search or
Mr Right GenomeNevertheless I couldnrsquot shake the suspicion that inarsquos
claims to romantic imperviousness were a alse ront and that
behind them was a woman who really did want to be loved just
like any other human being And i I was being honest with
mysel I regretted that we hadnrsquot at least provided ourselves
a chance to 1047297gure out what we could be togethermdasha ailure I
hoped to rectiy at some point in the utureAs I slid into her offi ce with a copy o Nancy Marinorsquos obitu-
ary in my hand those unresolved eelings were 1047298oating around
somewhere above her desk but below the 1047298uorescent lights
ldquoHey got a secondrdquo I said
ina was a yoga anatic and could usually be ound sitting
in one contortionist position or another Tis time she had aknee drawn up with one arm wrapped around it and another
stretched at an odd angle while she read something on her com-
puter screen Call it an Ashtanga Pixel Salutation
ldquoPlease tell me you have a big story or merdquo she said already
looking deeated by the day ldquoI Lester runs another 1047298oater photo
o some bikini-clad Snooki-wannabe bimbo on the pretense o
it being a slow news day Irsquom taking a baseball bat to the morn-ing meetingrdquo
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11
I grinned Lester Palenski our photo editor was a notorious
pervert who dedicated no small amount o resources to docu-
menting the young emale population that migrated toward the
Jersey Shore at this time o year
ldquoWell itrsquos a story Maybe not a big story But itrsquos one Irsquod
really like to dordquo I said then slid the obit page at her ldquoRead
Marino comma Nancyrdquo
ina moved her attention to the newspaper rowning as
she scanned it
ldquoYou want to write a story about a dead waitressrdquo she askedldquoA waitress and a newspaper delivery person yeahrdquo
I grabbed the obit rom her desk as she narrowed her eyes at
my mouth
ldquoWere you sleeping with herrdquo
ldquoina Have some respect or the deadrdquo
ldquoWell were yourdquo
ldquoOh yeah I was shagging her rottenrdquo I said ldquoIrsquod throw aquick one in her every morning Her customers complained
their papers were late i I took more than 1047297ve minutes so it was
always wham-bam-thank-you-marsquoamrdquo
ina ofen claimed I had certain tells when I was lying
though she would never say what they were For a while I tried
sticking to the truth but it just made me eel even more sel-conscious Since she became my editor I had changed course
and lied to her whenever possible She knew this o course But
I had to keep her off balance somehow
She scrutinized me or a moment then said ldquoOkay so you
didnrsquot know her Why do you want to write about her againrdquo
ldquoI donrsquot know It would just be a nice story about the kind o
everyday person you donrsquot miss until shersquos gonemdashcall it a Fan-are or the Common Womanrdquo
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12
ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
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13
is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
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6
to see i anyone they know has died Me Irsquom only thirty-two So
hopeully it will be a good 1047297fy years or so until anyone has to
read about Ross Carter o Bloom1047297eld And it will probably be
orty years until my high school classmates start popping up
with any regularity
In the meantime I read them strictly or the inspiration
So there I was one Monday morning in July sitting at my
desk against the ar wall o the Eagle-Examiner newsroom in
Newark getting my daily dose o good newsmdashonce again rom
the Mrsquo smdashwhen my eyes began scanning the entry or MarinoNancy B o Bloom1047297eld 42
I read on
Nancy B Marino 42 o Bloom1047297eld died suddenly on
Friday July 8
Born in Newark Nancy was raised in Belleville
and graduated rom Belleville High School She was apopular midday waitress at the State Street Grill in
Bloom1047297eld Nancy also had one o the largest delivery
routes in the Newark Eagle-Examiner circulation area
and was proud to serve as a shop steward in the Inter-
national Federation o Inormation Workers Local 117
She is survived by her mother Mrs Anthony JMarino o Belleville two older sisters Anne Marino
McCaffrey o Maplewood and Jeanne Nygard o Berke-
ley Cali and many other riends and relatives
Visitation will be held today rom 1 983152983149 to 3 983152983149
and rom 7 983152983149 to 9 983152983149 at the Johnson-Eberle Funeral
Home 332 State Street Bloom1047297eld A Funeral Mass
will be offered Tursday at 10 983137983149 at St Peter RCChurch Belleville Interment will be at St Peter Parish
Cemetery ollowing the ser vice
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7
In lieu o 1047298owers please make a donation in Nancyrsquos
name to the IFIWndashLocal 117 Scholarship Fund 744
Broad St Newark NJ 07102
Even though we were employed by the same newspaper I
didnrsquot know Nancy Marino Te Eagle-Examiner has hundreds
o carriers all o whom work at a time o day when I try to keep
my eyelids shuttered
But I have enormous respect or the work she and her col-
leagues do Te act is I could spend months uncovering the mostdastardly wrongdoing and then write the most brilliant story
possible but we still rely on the yeoman paper carrier to get it to
the bulk o our readers Tatrsquos right even in this supposedly all-
digital era our circulation numbers tell us the majority o our
daily readers still digest their Eagle-Examiner in analog orm
So every morning when I stumble to my door and grab that
dayrsquos editionmdashalways one o liersquos small pleasures especiallywhen it contains one o those stories I busted a spleen to getmdashI
receive a little reminder that someone else at the paper someone
like Nancy Marino takes her job just as seriously as I do
I leaned back in my chair and considered what I had just
read In obit parlance ldquodied suddenlyrdquo was usually code or
ldquoheart attackrdquo But that didnrsquot seem to 1047297t A just barely middle-aged woman who delivered newspapers and waited tables was
probably in airly good shape Something had taken Nancy Ma-
rino beore her time and the nosy reporter in me was curious as
to what
By the time I was done reading her obit a second time I had
concluded that the newspaper she had once aithully delivered
ought to do something more to memorialize her passing Mosto our obits are relatively short items written by uneral home
directors who are ollowing an established ormula But each
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983106983154983137983140 983120983137983154983147983155
8
day our newspaper picks one person and expounds on their
living and dying in a ull-length article Sometimes itrsquos a distin-
guished citizen Sometimes itrsquos a person who achieved local ame
at some point or reasons good or ill
Sometimes itrsquos a Nancy Marino an ordinary person who
spent her lie serving othersmdashwhether it was with newspapers or
coffee re1047297llsmdashand whose presence had graced the world or ar
too brie a time
Afer eight years with the Eagle-Examiner I had reached the stage
in my career where I was afforded a air amount o latitude to
write what I wanted Sure I received the occasional assignment
but otherwise I was lef to my own devices It was a trust I gained
the hard way Afer earning a job at the paper thanks to a phi-
landering state senator named Lenny Ryanmdashhis girlriend
crashed his car into a go-go bar at what turned out to be a veryopportune moment or my careermdashI put in several yearsrsquo hard
time in a suburban bureau Afer working my way to the main
city newsroom I 1047297nagled a coveted spot on our investigations
team where I had won the right to pursue the things that inter-
ested me
Not that it meant I had some kind o blank check Yes Icould write what I wanted But i I actually wanted it to run in
the newspaper I had to make sure I cleared it with my editor
And there my lie had recently become a little more com-
plicated My previous editor had been Sal Szanto the assistant
managing editor or local news and a gruff old-time newsman
We had orged a relatively easy understanding he had high stan-
dards and as long as I worked tirelessly to meet them we gotalong amously
Unortunately Sal had been ldquoinvitedrdquo (read orced) to take
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983124983144983141 983111983145983154983148 983118983141983160983156 983108983151983151983154
9
a buyout in the latest Eagle-Examiner herd culling In the consid-
eration o the 1047297scally constipated bean counters who had been
given ull rein over our newspaper Sal was ldquooverpaidrdquo (read
airly compensated) His long experience and many contribu-
tions to quality journalism actually counted against him because
he had accrued so many raises during the good years Now with
the good years long gone he was rewarded with a one-way trip to
early and unwanted retirement
His replacement was ina Tompson the ormer city editor
and my ormer something I would say ldquogirlriendrdquo but thatwasnrsquot right because she made it clear to me she wasnrsquot in it or
that I would say ldquoloverrdquo but that was also inaccurate because
we never quite did that either
My interest in ina was that in addition to being un smart
and quick-wittedmdashin a eisty way that always kept me honestmdash
shersquos quite easy to look at with never-ending legs toned arms
curly brown hair and eyes that tease and smile and glint all atthe same time
Her interest in me was more chromosomal ina whose
age might best be described as orty-minus-one is keen on try-
ing motherhood But she doesnrsquot want to bother with the kind
o pesky annoyances some women take prior to childbirthmdash
meeting a man courting him perhaps even marrying himina had explained to me quite matter-o-actly that she
long ago abandoned the idea o actually having eelings or the
opposite sex She claimed her approach was now more practical
She was looking or a tall blue-eyed broad-shouldered man o
above average intelligence all in the hopes he would pass on
some o those traits to her yet-to-be-conceived child As I pos-
sessed these characteristics I had an open invitation to jumpinto her bed three days out o every twenty-eight
Still I had never taken her up on the offer For whatever you
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983106983154983137983140 983120983137983154983147983155
10
may read about the male animal I donrsquot believe in emotionless
sexmdashand even i I did Irsquom quite sure I would 1047297nd it somewhat
less interesting than a game o one-on-one basketball Plus I
never wanted to have to tell my son that his mother chose me
primarily or my nucleotides
inarsquos promotion had eliminated that possibility at least or
the time being Newspaper policy dictated an editor couldnrsquot
sleep with one o her reporters even i it was strictly or repro-
ductive purposes So ina had gone elsewhere in her search or
Mr Right GenomeNevertheless I couldnrsquot shake the suspicion that inarsquos
claims to romantic imperviousness were a alse ront and that
behind them was a woman who really did want to be loved just
like any other human being And i I was being honest with
mysel I regretted that we hadnrsquot at least provided ourselves
a chance to 1047297gure out what we could be togethermdasha ailure I
hoped to rectiy at some point in the utureAs I slid into her offi ce with a copy o Nancy Marinorsquos obitu-
ary in my hand those unresolved eelings were 1047298oating around
somewhere above her desk but below the 1047298uorescent lights
ldquoHey got a secondrdquo I said
ina was a yoga anatic and could usually be ound sitting
in one contortionist position or another Tis time she had aknee drawn up with one arm wrapped around it and another
stretched at an odd angle while she read something on her com-
puter screen Call it an Ashtanga Pixel Salutation
ldquoPlease tell me you have a big story or merdquo she said already
looking deeated by the day ldquoI Lester runs another 1047298oater photo
o some bikini-clad Snooki-wannabe bimbo on the pretense o
it being a slow news day Irsquom taking a baseball bat to the morn-ing meetingrdquo
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11
I grinned Lester Palenski our photo editor was a notorious
pervert who dedicated no small amount o resources to docu-
menting the young emale population that migrated toward the
Jersey Shore at this time o year
ldquoWell itrsquos a story Maybe not a big story But itrsquos one Irsquod
really like to dordquo I said then slid the obit page at her ldquoRead
Marino comma Nancyrdquo
ina moved her attention to the newspaper rowning as
she scanned it
ldquoYou want to write a story about a dead waitressrdquo she askedldquoA waitress and a newspaper delivery person yeahrdquo
I grabbed the obit rom her desk as she narrowed her eyes at
my mouth
ldquoWere you sleeping with herrdquo
ldquoina Have some respect or the deadrdquo
ldquoWell were yourdquo
ldquoOh yeah I was shagging her rottenrdquo I said ldquoIrsquod throw aquick one in her every morning Her customers complained
their papers were late i I took more than 1047297ve minutes so it was
always wham-bam-thank-you-marsquoamrdquo
ina ofen claimed I had certain tells when I was lying
though she would never say what they were For a while I tried
sticking to the truth but it just made me eel even more sel-conscious Since she became my editor I had changed course
and lied to her whenever possible She knew this o course But
I had to keep her off balance somehow
She scrutinized me or a moment then said ldquoOkay so you
didnrsquot know her Why do you want to write about her againrdquo
ldquoI donrsquot know It would just be a nice story about the kind o
everyday person you donrsquot miss until shersquos gonemdashcall it a Fan-are or the Common Womanrdquo
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12
ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
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13
is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
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7
In lieu o 1047298owers please make a donation in Nancyrsquos
name to the IFIWndashLocal 117 Scholarship Fund 744
Broad St Newark NJ 07102
Even though we were employed by the same newspaper I
didnrsquot know Nancy Marino Te Eagle-Examiner has hundreds
o carriers all o whom work at a time o day when I try to keep
my eyelids shuttered
But I have enormous respect or the work she and her col-
leagues do Te act is I could spend months uncovering the mostdastardly wrongdoing and then write the most brilliant story
possible but we still rely on the yeoman paper carrier to get it to
the bulk o our readers Tatrsquos right even in this supposedly all-
digital era our circulation numbers tell us the majority o our
daily readers still digest their Eagle-Examiner in analog orm
So every morning when I stumble to my door and grab that
dayrsquos editionmdashalways one o liersquos small pleasures especiallywhen it contains one o those stories I busted a spleen to getmdashI
receive a little reminder that someone else at the paper someone
like Nancy Marino takes her job just as seriously as I do
I leaned back in my chair and considered what I had just
read In obit parlance ldquodied suddenlyrdquo was usually code or
ldquoheart attackrdquo But that didnrsquot seem to 1047297t A just barely middle-aged woman who delivered newspapers and waited tables was
probably in airly good shape Something had taken Nancy Ma-
rino beore her time and the nosy reporter in me was curious as
to what
By the time I was done reading her obit a second time I had
concluded that the newspaper she had once aithully delivered
ought to do something more to memorialize her passing Mosto our obits are relatively short items written by uneral home
directors who are ollowing an established ormula But each
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8
day our newspaper picks one person and expounds on their
living and dying in a ull-length article Sometimes itrsquos a distin-
guished citizen Sometimes itrsquos a person who achieved local ame
at some point or reasons good or ill
Sometimes itrsquos a Nancy Marino an ordinary person who
spent her lie serving othersmdashwhether it was with newspapers or
coffee re1047297llsmdashand whose presence had graced the world or ar
too brie a time
Afer eight years with the Eagle-Examiner I had reached the stage
in my career where I was afforded a air amount o latitude to
write what I wanted Sure I received the occasional assignment
but otherwise I was lef to my own devices It was a trust I gained
the hard way Afer earning a job at the paper thanks to a phi-
landering state senator named Lenny Ryanmdashhis girlriend
crashed his car into a go-go bar at what turned out to be a veryopportune moment or my careermdashI put in several yearsrsquo hard
time in a suburban bureau Afer working my way to the main
city newsroom I 1047297nagled a coveted spot on our investigations
team where I had won the right to pursue the things that inter-
ested me
Not that it meant I had some kind o blank check Yes Icould write what I wanted But i I actually wanted it to run in
the newspaper I had to make sure I cleared it with my editor
And there my lie had recently become a little more com-
plicated My previous editor had been Sal Szanto the assistant
managing editor or local news and a gruff old-time newsman
We had orged a relatively easy understanding he had high stan-
dards and as long as I worked tirelessly to meet them we gotalong amously
Unortunately Sal had been ldquoinvitedrdquo (read orced) to take
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9
a buyout in the latest Eagle-Examiner herd culling In the consid-
eration o the 1047297scally constipated bean counters who had been
given ull rein over our newspaper Sal was ldquooverpaidrdquo (read
airly compensated) His long experience and many contribu-
tions to quality journalism actually counted against him because
he had accrued so many raises during the good years Now with
the good years long gone he was rewarded with a one-way trip to
early and unwanted retirement
His replacement was ina Tompson the ormer city editor
and my ormer something I would say ldquogirlriendrdquo but thatwasnrsquot right because she made it clear to me she wasnrsquot in it or
that I would say ldquoloverrdquo but that was also inaccurate because
we never quite did that either
My interest in ina was that in addition to being un smart
and quick-wittedmdashin a eisty way that always kept me honestmdash
shersquos quite easy to look at with never-ending legs toned arms
curly brown hair and eyes that tease and smile and glint all atthe same time
Her interest in me was more chromosomal ina whose
age might best be described as orty-minus-one is keen on try-
ing motherhood But she doesnrsquot want to bother with the kind
o pesky annoyances some women take prior to childbirthmdash
meeting a man courting him perhaps even marrying himina had explained to me quite matter-o-actly that she
long ago abandoned the idea o actually having eelings or the
opposite sex She claimed her approach was now more practical
She was looking or a tall blue-eyed broad-shouldered man o
above average intelligence all in the hopes he would pass on
some o those traits to her yet-to-be-conceived child As I pos-
sessed these characteristics I had an open invitation to jumpinto her bed three days out o every twenty-eight
Still I had never taken her up on the offer For whatever you
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10
may read about the male animal I donrsquot believe in emotionless
sexmdashand even i I did Irsquom quite sure I would 1047297nd it somewhat
less interesting than a game o one-on-one basketball Plus I
never wanted to have to tell my son that his mother chose me
primarily or my nucleotides
inarsquos promotion had eliminated that possibility at least or
the time being Newspaper policy dictated an editor couldnrsquot
sleep with one o her reporters even i it was strictly or repro-
ductive purposes So ina had gone elsewhere in her search or
Mr Right GenomeNevertheless I couldnrsquot shake the suspicion that inarsquos
claims to romantic imperviousness were a alse ront and that
behind them was a woman who really did want to be loved just
like any other human being And i I was being honest with
mysel I regretted that we hadnrsquot at least provided ourselves
a chance to 1047297gure out what we could be togethermdasha ailure I
hoped to rectiy at some point in the utureAs I slid into her offi ce with a copy o Nancy Marinorsquos obitu-
ary in my hand those unresolved eelings were 1047298oating around
somewhere above her desk but below the 1047298uorescent lights
ldquoHey got a secondrdquo I said
ina was a yoga anatic and could usually be ound sitting
in one contortionist position or another Tis time she had aknee drawn up with one arm wrapped around it and another
stretched at an odd angle while she read something on her com-
puter screen Call it an Ashtanga Pixel Salutation
ldquoPlease tell me you have a big story or merdquo she said already
looking deeated by the day ldquoI Lester runs another 1047298oater photo
o some bikini-clad Snooki-wannabe bimbo on the pretense o
it being a slow news day Irsquom taking a baseball bat to the morn-ing meetingrdquo
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11
I grinned Lester Palenski our photo editor was a notorious
pervert who dedicated no small amount o resources to docu-
menting the young emale population that migrated toward the
Jersey Shore at this time o year
ldquoWell itrsquos a story Maybe not a big story But itrsquos one Irsquod
really like to dordquo I said then slid the obit page at her ldquoRead
Marino comma Nancyrdquo
ina moved her attention to the newspaper rowning as
she scanned it
ldquoYou want to write a story about a dead waitressrdquo she askedldquoA waitress and a newspaper delivery person yeahrdquo
I grabbed the obit rom her desk as she narrowed her eyes at
my mouth
ldquoWere you sleeping with herrdquo
ldquoina Have some respect or the deadrdquo
ldquoWell were yourdquo
ldquoOh yeah I was shagging her rottenrdquo I said ldquoIrsquod throw aquick one in her every morning Her customers complained
their papers were late i I took more than 1047297ve minutes so it was
always wham-bam-thank-you-marsquoamrdquo
ina ofen claimed I had certain tells when I was lying
though she would never say what they were For a while I tried
sticking to the truth but it just made me eel even more sel-conscious Since she became my editor I had changed course
and lied to her whenever possible She knew this o course But
I had to keep her off balance somehow
She scrutinized me or a moment then said ldquoOkay so you
didnrsquot know her Why do you want to write about her againrdquo
ldquoI donrsquot know It would just be a nice story about the kind o
everyday person you donrsquot miss until shersquos gonemdashcall it a Fan-are or the Common Womanrdquo
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12
ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
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13
is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
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983106983154983137983140 983120983137983154983147983155
8
day our newspaper picks one person and expounds on their
living and dying in a ull-length article Sometimes itrsquos a distin-
guished citizen Sometimes itrsquos a person who achieved local ame
at some point or reasons good or ill
Sometimes itrsquos a Nancy Marino an ordinary person who
spent her lie serving othersmdashwhether it was with newspapers or
coffee re1047297llsmdashand whose presence had graced the world or ar
too brie a time
Afer eight years with the Eagle-Examiner I had reached the stage
in my career where I was afforded a air amount o latitude to
write what I wanted Sure I received the occasional assignment
but otherwise I was lef to my own devices It was a trust I gained
the hard way Afer earning a job at the paper thanks to a phi-
landering state senator named Lenny Ryanmdashhis girlriend
crashed his car into a go-go bar at what turned out to be a veryopportune moment or my careermdashI put in several yearsrsquo hard
time in a suburban bureau Afer working my way to the main
city newsroom I 1047297nagled a coveted spot on our investigations
team where I had won the right to pursue the things that inter-
ested me
Not that it meant I had some kind o blank check Yes Icould write what I wanted But i I actually wanted it to run in
the newspaper I had to make sure I cleared it with my editor
And there my lie had recently become a little more com-
plicated My previous editor had been Sal Szanto the assistant
managing editor or local news and a gruff old-time newsman
We had orged a relatively easy understanding he had high stan-
dards and as long as I worked tirelessly to meet them we gotalong amously
Unortunately Sal had been ldquoinvitedrdquo (read orced) to take
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983124983144983141 983111983145983154983148 983118983141983160983156 983108983151983151983154
9
a buyout in the latest Eagle-Examiner herd culling In the consid-
eration o the 1047297scally constipated bean counters who had been
given ull rein over our newspaper Sal was ldquooverpaidrdquo (read
airly compensated) His long experience and many contribu-
tions to quality journalism actually counted against him because
he had accrued so many raises during the good years Now with
the good years long gone he was rewarded with a one-way trip to
early and unwanted retirement
His replacement was ina Tompson the ormer city editor
and my ormer something I would say ldquogirlriendrdquo but thatwasnrsquot right because she made it clear to me she wasnrsquot in it or
that I would say ldquoloverrdquo but that was also inaccurate because
we never quite did that either
My interest in ina was that in addition to being un smart
and quick-wittedmdashin a eisty way that always kept me honestmdash
shersquos quite easy to look at with never-ending legs toned arms
curly brown hair and eyes that tease and smile and glint all atthe same time
Her interest in me was more chromosomal ina whose
age might best be described as orty-minus-one is keen on try-
ing motherhood But she doesnrsquot want to bother with the kind
o pesky annoyances some women take prior to childbirthmdash
meeting a man courting him perhaps even marrying himina had explained to me quite matter-o-actly that she
long ago abandoned the idea o actually having eelings or the
opposite sex She claimed her approach was now more practical
She was looking or a tall blue-eyed broad-shouldered man o
above average intelligence all in the hopes he would pass on
some o those traits to her yet-to-be-conceived child As I pos-
sessed these characteristics I had an open invitation to jumpinto her bed three days out o every twenty-eight
Still I had never taken her up on the offer For whatever you
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983106983154983137983140 983120983137983154983147983155
10
may read about the male animal I donrsquot believe in emotionless
sexmdashand even i I did Irsquom quite sure I would 1047297nd it somewhat
less interesting than a game o one-on-one basketball Plus I
never wanted to have to tell my son that his mother chose me
primarily or my nucleotides
inarsquos promotion had eliminated that possibility at least or
the time being Newspaper policy dictated an editor couldnrsquot
sleep with one o her reporters even i it was strictly or repro-
ductive purposes So ina had gone elsewhere in her search or
Mr Right GenomeNevertheless I couldnrsquot shake the suspicion that inarsquos
claims to romantic imperviousness were a alse ront and that
behind them was a woman who really did want to be loved just
like any other human being And i I was being honest with
mysel I regretted that we hadnrsquot at least provided ourselves
a chance to 1047297gure out what we could be togethermdasha ailure I
hoped to rectiy at some point in the utureAs I slid into her offi ce with a copy o Nancy Marinorsquos obitu-
ary in my hand those unresolved eelings were 1047298oating around
somewhere above her desk but below the 1047298uorescent lights
ldquoHey got a secondrdquo I said
ina was a yoga anatic and could usually be ound sitting
in one contortionist position or another Tis time she had aknee drawn up with one arm wrapped around it and another
stretched at an odd angle while she read something on her com-
puter screen Call it an Ashtanga Pixel Salutation
ldquoPlease tell me you have a big story or merdquo she said already
looking deeated by the day ldquoI Lester runs another 1047298oater photo
o some bikini-clad Snooki-wannabe bimbo on the pretense o
it being a slow news day Irsquom taking a baseball bat to the morn-ing meetingrdquo
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983124983144983141 983111983145983154983148 983118983141983160983156 983108983151983151983154
11
I grinned Lester Palenski our photo editor was a notorious
pervert who dedicated no small amount o resources to docu-
menting the young emale population that migrated toward the
Jersey Shore at this time o year
ldquoWell itrsquos a story Maybe not a big story But itrsquos one Irsquod
really like to dordquo I said then slid the obit page at her ldquoRead
Marino comma Nancyrdquo
ina moved her attention to the newspaper rowning as
she scanned it
ldquoYou want to write a story about a dead waitressrdquo she askedldquoA waitress and a newspaper delivery person yeahrdquo
I grabbed the obit rom her desk as she narrowed her eyes at
my mouth
ldquoWere you sleeping with herrdquo
ldquoina Have some respect or the deadrdquo
ldquoWell were yourdquo
ldquoOh yeah I was shagging her rottenrdquo I said ldquoIrsquod throw aquick one in her every morning Her customers complained
their papers were late i I took more than 1047297ve minutes so it was
always wham-bam-thank-you-marsquoamrdquo
ina ofen claimed I had certain tells when I was lying
though she would never say what they were For a while I tried
sticking to the truth but it just made me eel even more sel-conscious Since she became my editor I had changed course
and lied to her whenever possible She knew this o course But
I had to keep her off balance somehow
She scrutinized me or a moment then said ldquoOkay so you
didnrsquot know her Why do you want to write about her againrdquo
ldquoI donrsquot know It would just be a nice story about the kind o
everyday person you donrsquot miss until shersquos gonemdashcall it a Fan-are or the Common Womanrdquo
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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983106983154983137983140 983120983137983154983147983155
12
ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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983124983144983141 983111983145983154983148 983118983141983160983156 983108983151983151983154
13
is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
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9
a buyout in the latest Eagle-Examiner herd culling In the consid-
eration o the 1047297scally constipated bean counters who had been
given ull rein over our newspaper Sal was ldquooverpaidrdquo (read
airly compensated) His long experience and many contribu-
tions to quality journalism actually counted against him because
he had accrued so many raises during the good years Now with
the good years long gone he was rewarded with a one-way trip to
early and unwanted retirement
His replacement was ina Tompson the ormer city editor
and my ormer something I would say ldquogirlriendrdquo but thatwasnrsquot right because she made it clear to me she wasnrsquot in it or
that I would say ldquoloverrdquo but that was also inaccurate because
we never quite did that either
My interest in ina was that in addition to being un smart
and quick-wittedmdashin a eisty way that always kept me honestmdash
shersquos quite easy to look at with never-ending legs toned arms
curly brown hair and eyes that tease and smile and glint all atthe same time
Her interest in me was more chromosomal ina whose
age might best be described as orty-minus-one is keen on try-
ing motherhood But she doesnrsquot want to bother with the kind
o pesky annoyances some women take prior to childbirthmdash
meeting a man courting him perhaps even marrying himina had explained to me quite matter-o-actly that she
long ago abandoned the idea o actually having eelings or the
opposite sex She claimed her approach was now more practical
She was looking or a tall blue-eyed broad-shouldered man o
above average intelligence all in the hopes he would pass on
some o those traits to her yet-to-be-conceived child As I pos-
sessed these characteristics I had an open invitation to jumpinto her bed three days out o every twenty-eight
Still I had never taken her up on the offer For whatever you
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10
may read about the male animal I donrsquot believe in emotionless
sexmdashand even i I did Irsquom quite sure I would 1047297nd it somewhat
less interesting than a game o one-on-one basketball Plus I
never wanted to have to tell my son that his mother chose me
primarily or my nucleotides
inarsquos promotion had eliminated that possibility at least or
the time being Newspaper policy dictated an editor couldnrsquot
sleep with one o her reporters even i it was strictly or repro-
ductive purposes So ina had gone elsewhere in her search or
Mr Right GenomeNevertheless I couldnrsquot shake the suspicion that inarsquos
claims to romantic imperviousness were a alse ront and that
behind them was a woman who really did want to be loved just
like any other human being And i I was being honest with
mysel I regretted that we hadnrsquot at least provided ourselves
a chance to 1047297gure out what we could be togethermdasha ailure I
hoped to rectiy at some point in the utureAs I slid into her offi ce with a copy o Nancy Marinorsquos obitu-
ary in my hand those unresolved eelings were 1047298oating around
somewhere above her desk but below the 1047298uorescent lights
ldquoHey got a secondrdquo I said
ina was a yoga anatic and could usually be ound sitting
in one contortionist position or another Tis time she had aknee drawn up with one arm wrapped around it and another
stretched at an odd angle while she read something on her com-
puter screen Call it an Ashtanga Pixel Salutation
ldquoPlease tell me you have a big story or merdquo she said already
looking deeated by the day ldquoI Lester runs another 1047298oater photo
o some bikini-clad Snooki-wannabe bimbo on the pretense o
it being a slow news day Irsquom taking a baseball bat to the morn-ing meetingrdquo
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11
I grinned Lester Palenski our photo editor was a notorious
pervert who dedicated no small amount o resources to docu-
menting the young emale population that migrated toward the
Jersey Shore at this time o year
ldquoWell itrsquos a story Maybe not a big story But itrsquos one Irsquod
really like to dordquo I said then slid the obit page at her ldquoRead
Marino comma Nancyrdquo
ina moved her attention to the newspaper rowning as
she scanned it
ldquoYou want to write a story about a dead waitressrdquo she askedldquoA waitress and a newspaper delivery person yeahrdquo
I grabbed the obit rom her desk as she narrowed her eyes at
my mouth
ldquoWere you sleeping with herrdquo
ldquoina Have some respect or the deadrdquo
ldquoWell were yourdquo
ldquoOh yeah I was shagging her rottenrdquo I said ldquoIrsquod throw aquick one in her every morning Her customers complained
their papers were late i I took more than 1047297ve minutes so it was
always wham-bam-thank-you-marsquoamrdquo
ina ofen claimed I had certain tells when I was lying
though she would never say what they were For a while I tried
sticking to the truth but it just made me eel even more sel-conscious Since she became my editor I had changed course
and lied to her whenever possible She knew this o course But
I had to keep her off balance somehow
She scrutinized me or a moment then said ldquoOkay so you
didnrsquot know her Why do you want to write about her againrdquo
ldquoI donrsquot know It would just be a nice story about the kind o
everyday person you donrsquot miss until shersquos gonemdashcall it a Fan-are or the Common Womanrdquo
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ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
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13
is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
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10
may read about the male animal I donrsquot believe in emotionless
sexmdashand even i I did Irsquom quite sure I would 1047297nd it somewhat
less interesting than a game o one-on-one basketball Plus I
never wanted to have to tell my son that his mother chose me
primarily or my nucleotides
inarsquos promotion had eliminated that possibility at least or
the time being Newspaper policy dictated an editor couldnrsquot
sleep with one o her reporters even i it was strictly or repro-
ductive purposes So ina had gone elsewhere in her search or
Mr Right GenomeNevertheless I couldnrsquot shake the suspicion that inarsquos
claims to romantic imperviousness were a alse ront and that
behind them was a woman who really did want to be loved just
like any other human being And i I was being honest with
mysel I regretted that we hadnrsquot at least provided ourselves
a chance to 1047297gure out what we could be togethermdasha ailure I
hoped to rectiy at some point in the utureAs I slid into her offi ce with a copy o Nancy Marinorsquos obitu-
ary in my hand those unresolved eelings were 1047298oating around
somewhere above her desk but below the 1047298uorescent lights
ldquoHey got a secondrdquo I said
ina was a yoga anatic and could usually be ound sitting
in one contortionist position or another Tis time she had aknee drawn up with one arm wrapped around it and another
stretched at an odd angle while she read something on her com-
puter screen Call it an Ashtanga Pixel Salutation
ldquoPlease tell me you have a big story or merdquo she said already
looking deeated by the day ldquoI Lester runs another 1047298oater photo
o some bikini-clad Snooki-wannabe bimbo on the pretense o
it being a slow news day Irsquom taking a baseball bat to the morn-ing meetingrdquo
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11
I grinned Lester Palenski our photo editor was a notorious
pervert who dedicated no small amount o resources to docu-
menting the young emale population that migrated toward the
Jersey Shore at this time o year
ldquoWell itrsquos a story Maybe not a big story But itrsquos one Irsquod
really like to dordquo I said then slid the obit page at her ldquoRead
Marino comma Nancyrdquo
ina moved her attention to the newspaper rowning as
she scanned it
ldquoYou want to write a story about a dead waitressrdquo she askedldquoA waitress and a newspaper delivery person yeahrdquo
I grabbed the obit rom her desk as she narrowed her eyes at
my mouth
ldquoWere you sleeping with herrdquo
ldquoina Have some respect or the deadrdquo
ldquoWell were yourdquo
ldquoOh yeah I was shagging her rottenrdquo I said ldquoIrsquod throw aquick one in her every morning Her customers complained
their papers were late i I took more than 1047297ve minutes so it was
always wham-bam-thank-you-marsquoamrdquo
ina ofen claimed I had certain tells when I was lying
though she would never say what they were For a while I tried
sticking to the truth but it just made me eel even more sel-conscious Since she became my editor I had changed course
and lied to her whenever possible She knew this o course But
I had to keep her off balance somehow
She scrutinized me or a moment then said ldquoOkay so you
didnrsquot know her Why do you want to write about her againrdquo
ldquoI donrsquot know It would just be a nice story about the kind o
everyday person you donrsquot miss until shersquos gonemdashcall it a Fan-are or the Common Womanrdquo
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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12
ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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983124983144983141 983111983145983154983148 983118983141983160983156 983108983151983151983154
13
is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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983124983144983141 983111983145983154983148 983118983141983160983156 983108983151983151983154
11
I grinned Lester Palenski our photo editor was a notorious
pervert who dedicated no small amount o resources to docu-
menting the young emale population that migrated toward the
Jersey Shore at this time o year
ldquoWell itrsquos a story Maybe not a big story But itrsquos one Irsquod
really like to dordquo I said then slid the obit page at her ldquoRead
Marino comma Nancyrdquo
ina moved her attention to the newspaper rowning as
she scanned it
ldquoYou want to write a story about a dead waitressrdquo she askedldquoA waitress and a newspaper delivery person yeahrdquo
I grabbed the obit rom her desk as she narrowed her eyes at
my mouth
ldquoWere you sleeping with herrdquo
ldquoina Have some respect or the deadrdquo
ldquoWell were yourdquo
ldquoOh yeah I was shagging her rottenrdquo I said ldquoIrsquod throw aquick one in her every morning Her customers complained
their papers were late i I took more than 1047297ve minutes so it was
always wham-bam-thank-you-marsquoamrdquo
ina ofen claimed I had certain tells when I was lying
though she would never say what they were For a while I tried
sticking to the truth but it just made me eel even more sel-conscious Since she became my editor I had changed course
and lied to her whenever possible She knew this o course But
I had to keep her off balance somehow
She scrutinized me or a moment then said ldquoOkay so you
didnrsquot know her Why do you want to write about her againrdquo
ldquoI donrsquot know It would just be a nice story about the kind o
everyday person you donrsquot miss until shersquos gonemdashcall it a Fan-are or the Common Womanrdquo
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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983106983154983137983140 983120983137983154983147983155
12
ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
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983124983144983141 983111983145983154983148 983118983141983160983156 983108983151983151983154
13
is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
httpslidepdfcomreaderfullthe-girl-next-door-a-mystery 1112
983106983154983137983140 983120983137983154983147983155
12
ldquoAll right there Aaron Copland knock yoursel outrdquo ina
said ldquoWhat killed her anyway Anything goodrdquo
Only a newspaper editor would describe a cause o death as
potentially being ldquogoodrdquo Only a newspaper reporter would know
exactly what she meant by it
ldquoDonrsquot know yet Irsquom sort o curious about that actuallyrdquo
ldquoWell unless she died o some exotic and heretoore undis-
covered strain o swine 1047298u yoursquore not going to get more than
sixteen on this So donrsquot go crazy and 1047297le orty or anythingrdquo
We measure stories in column inches and the IncredibleShrinking Newspaper had a lot less o them than it once hadmdash
especially in the middle o July the absolute doldrums o the
news calendar It was a bit o a problem or me as I was notori-
ous or writing as i we still published a paper as thick as a phone
book every day
ldquoI wonrsquot go so much as a word over budgetrdquo I promised
ldquoHow many times do I have to tell yourdquo she said as I de-parted her offi ce ldquoI know when yoursquore lyingrdquo
Terersquos no easier way to report a story about the newly dead than
to attend a ser vice in their honor You have to be somewhat dis-
creetmdashsince leaning on the casket 1047298ipping open your notebookand asking or comment as people pass by is considered a tad
gauche But i you show the proper respect and make it clear
yoursquore just there to write a ew kind words about the deceased
you generally get a line o people waiting to chat with you Itrsquos
cathartic or the aggrieved and it gives you everything you need
to write a glowing tribute
My trip to Bloom1047297eld or Nancyrsquos visitation included achange-o-clothing pit stop at my house which was not ar rom
the Johnson-Eberle Funeral Home Ten again since Bloom1047297eld
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
httpslidepdfcomreaderfullthe-girl-next-door-a-mystery 1212
983124983144983141 983111983145983154983148 983118983141983160983156 983108983151983151983154
13
is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway
832019 The Girl Next Door A Mystery
httpslidepdfcomreaderfullthe-girl-next-door-a-mystery 1212
983124983144983141 983111983145983154983148 983118983141983160983156 983108983151983151983154
13
is only about 1047297ve miles square more or less everything in town
is not ar
On a map Bloom1047297eld looks like a bowling alleymdasha long
narrow chunk o land with the Garden State Parkway running
through the middle o it Te town was carved away rom New-
ark sometime in the early 1800s and now serves as the unoffi cial
dividing line between the parts o New Jersey that scare white
people and the parts that donrsquot o the north and west are well-
to-do towns like Montclair and Glen Ridge where people are
mostly concerned about sending their children on to their 1047297rstchoice our-year college o the south and east are rough-edged
cities like Newark and East Orange where people are mostly
concerned about their children getting shot
In the middle is Bloom1047297eld which doesnrsquot always know what
to make o itsel Case in point when you get off at the Bloom1047297eld
exit you see a BMW dealership on one side o the street and a
check-cashing place on the otherItrsquos not quite urban inasmuch as there are no high-rise
buildings yet itrsquos not quite suburban either inasmuch as the
houses are packed together so closely you tend to know i your
neighbor has a cold because you can hear the sneezing
Te citizenry consists o some young proessionals like me
some blue-collar olks some senior citizens and a lot o guysnamed either ony or Vinnie who like to pretend Te Sopranos
was really about them
Te Realtors trumpet the townrsquos diversity because other-
wise theyrsquod have to talk about the property taxes which are lev-
ied by the local chapter o the Barbary Pirates I pay $11000 a
year in tribute in exchange or which I am spared rom having
to walk the plank and I enjoy curbside lea pickupOh and just to get the New-Jersey-What-Exit thing out o
the way 148 off the parkway