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Christmas for the guys

Will Smith said at the start of the movie Hitch, “Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom”. What you think? To tell you the truth I think that its bullshit, maybe looking like Will Smith would be a good start but I would love to think that in some situation I could be heading home with Cheryl Cole but I have to be realistic and keep that daydream for the time I have 15 minutes of free alone time. At the end of the day there is nothing I can say to automatically change you into the woman magnet that some guys seem to be, or at least think they are. What I can do is give you some hints and tips that will increase you chances when in come to getting the girl. These are subtle things that work in a body language sort of way. The first thing that every guy should have is, CONFIDENCE. Face it, if you are not confident in who you are and believe your worth sleeping with how do you expect a woman to think it. To the shy quiet guys that are reading this article, this will seem big headed and are probably thinking “I am not that kind of guy”. I have said it before and I will say it again. Bullshit. I am not telling you to act like the big man pushing people around with you chest stuck out like a roaster ready to take on the new male and claim the hens for himself. What I mean is make more of an effort to be included in situations and show people that you are actually there and not a part of the furniture. So your asking yourself, how to do this without dawning the war paint and heading for the biggest guy in the bar. First of all do not stand there surveying the room

“Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom”

Getting the Girls

as if you are a lion looking for its next meal. If a woman sees you doing this, it is game over before you even start. Have a good time, talk and laugh with your friends and be sociable with everyone you meet. Women love to meet a guy who is the man’s man, someone who is not sitting in the corner waiting to be entertained. Next look at the way you stand. Don’t slough your shoulders, this makes you look tired or lazy and what girl wants to take a guy home that will not put in the effort when he gets there. Keep your shoulders and back straight, but not so much as to look like you just graduated the army. Never fold you arms and don’t fidget. This may seem straight forward to people but most people especially shyer people do this involuntarily so just teach yourself to check you posture every so often. This is the first step Exude confidence and in turn will bring you confidence.So you have the posture and the attitude but just standing there is not going to get women to make the first move, although I have a theory. As people get older the sexual power changes from the women to the men and boy is that good news for us but I will talk about that in another article. Now the next step is the easiest thing in the world but it is the thing that most men never even think of doing it. SMILE.

This most seductive thing for a woman is to have a guy smile at her. I don’t mean a Health Ledger Joker smile that looks like you just cut someone in half. A subtle smile is the first thing that you do and it will give you the biggest indications of your chances. I am going to give you an example of what I would do if I see a girl that makes you go weak. First things first is get her stare, this will be easy when she sees you looking at her. Now when you get her stare smile and then look away in a shy like way. This shows them that you are interested but are a bit shy about talking to her. 80% of women will smile back either out of interest or out of sheer manners and if they don’t, then no harm done. So you have the attitude and the first interaction, but now what? This is the part that every guy hate, the actually introduction. Now I am not going to pull you chain here, 2 out of 10 times you try to talk to a woman you like will not end good and if the women is not nice then to hell with them, but at the end of the day, if you don’t try you will never know what could happen.

I am not going to lie to you, I love Christmas. We get to eat to much, kiss women under the mistletoe and drinking is actually encouraged (Not that the Irish need to be encouraged), so how can you complain? Wait, not so fast gentlemen, Christmas can be a bit of a danger both on the wallet and the liver so I have some tips on how to survive the Christmas season and still be around to not do all those new years resolutions.

The Family PresentsFirst of all Liquor is always a good present for a family member such as a father, mother or grandparent. The trick is that when you give it to them make sure that it is not wrapped in the tacky cheap 1 euro wrapping paper smothered in tape, but instead put it is in one of those little Christmas bottle bags. Wait Wait, I know what your thinking, Why would I spend 2 euro on one Christmas bag when I can just wrap it up. Well first off ALDI/Lidl are the life savers, you can buy a pack of those Christmas bottle bags for very little and it will work to your advantage. Here is the method to my madness. If you give someone a bottle that is wrapped, 8 out of 10 people will not open it in front of you but if it is just in bag almost everyone will look inside and even take it out. Now you have the opportunity to look longingly at the bottle and lick your lips, which will hopefully be followed by them saying. Would you like a little drink?SCORE.......

The Girlfriends present The Big One. For all you guys out there who are unlucky (Sorry I mean lucky) enough to have a girlfriend for the Christmas season then this is the most important decision you will make all year. If you get it right you get a real Christmas kiss (Wink) but if you get it wrong you may as well start kissing the dog because you aren’t getting any for a while. The GoodThere are a few old reliable that are always good, Jewelry (Good stuff, not Argos), Perfume and even a new phone. They are quick easy and don’t require allot of planning but to the woman they feel like you put in the effort. The Bad Guys lets face it, most of us don’t know allot about woman’s fashion and if you are like me you don’t know a D&G dress from M&S Knockoff (I got those names of the net) so it is always better to stay away from that. Even if you do get the correct top and spend a fortune, if you get the wrong size you basically fecked. To small will say or think “Are you calling me fat”, or to Big “Did you actually think I am that big”. STAY AWAY. One other thing, never ever, ever, ever ( I mean never) give her a voucher. She may enjoy the idea of spending the money but they will always, always, always think of you as the lazy git that couldn’t be bothered.

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The Milk-Liner and the Water-Aftershot. Come on now don’t tell me you have never heard this one before. It is the cardinal rule to the big session and believe me it works. As you probably know the hangover is caused by dehydration and the more water you can get into you before you hit the sack the better you will feel in the morning. So force that clear liquid down you and give yourself a head start to do it all over again the next day.

Drink the Christmas presents There are advantages to getting older. So you don’t get to go through the Argos catalogue and pick out the newest games console that you want but now you get even better gifts. DRINK. I know these tips are allot based around the whole drinking session but at the end of the day, you don’t spend all your money on Christmas just to go to church and sing Away in a manger. (I know I have a first class ticket to hell for saying that but its true) We like to eat too much and drink allot, so sue me I enjoy it. So take advantage of those generous Christmas presents and drink before hitting the town.

Santa hats are a get ice breakerOK I know it is a bit cheap but if a woman sees a guy in a Santa hat having a good time, most will think “Hey that guy looks like fun”. I am not saying that women are going to be throwing themselves at you but if you get a women to smile at you it’s a start, so get out to your local euro store and investing in red hat, one with lights is even better.

Order big when you get to the barAnother good tip for those crazy nights out where you are holding you drink against you chest nose to nose with 300 people in a room no bigger than the telephone box superman changes in, buy in bulk. Trips to the bar may often require a Sat Nav and an overnight bag so make sure that when you finally get to the sweaty barman order big. Stay away from pints and try to order glasses that can be stacked together easily.

The hang over cureThe worst thing of Christmas is those killer hangovers. I know everyone has different way of getting over them, some of my mates go straight to the pub for the cure but for me, the only think that gets me over it is the swimming pool. It’s uncomfortable and cold but that is exactly what you need to shock your system into getting over it. So don the swimming trunks and take the dive.