The Job DanceHow to Get Hired Elegantly

About me

Fun hiring stories

How to prepare

How to find a job

How I run interviews

What I look for

This Presentation

Hiring War Stories

Petrol Guy

Liar Guy

Double Squiggly Underlines

Woman

How to Prepare

CVs

Cover Letters (Emails)

LinkedIn

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GitHub

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Personal Site(e.g.

yourname.com)(e.g.

yourname.com)bonus

Blog

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How to Find a Job

Rails Community (#roro)

Rails Camp

Rails Girls

Conferences

Development Hub

Recruiters

The Interview

Meet and Greet

Tech Interview

Gut Feelings

Team Discussion

References

What We Are Looking For

Trajectories

Independent Learners

Clear Communication

Assertiveness

Positive Attitudes

Motivation

Good Fits

Intelligence

Confidence

Learning on the Job

Problem Solving

Mentoring

Perfect Practice

Thanks@gregmcintyre

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Listen to my simple plan.You’re lucky to hear it for free.I should be charging at least five bucks.Okay maybe two bucks fifty.

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Quickly take a handful of glitter,And apply it liberally.Tap the excess into a bin.Behold! What do you see?

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