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The Late-Comer Student
BIOPeople, especially teachers, are always annoyed by me coming late. In your eyes I might be late, although I think you are missing out of something. The following slides present what and what not to do, being retarded as me..
GOOD, let’s start.
5 bad reasons to be late and I should be on time..
OoooooooooooooooooooooooooneThe traffic excuse :
‘I missed the bus, took my bike then there was an open bridge and finally the red traffic light took ages!’
‘Yeah.. Yeah.. Go sit down.’
TwoooooooooooooooooooooooooThe falling excuse :
‘I was in the bathroom, taking a shower, slipped and had to go to see a doctor, but I’m OK now!’
‘Sure…..’
ThreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeThe key/car excuse :
‘I couldn’t find my keys, afterwards my car broke down and then I had to wait for the roadside assistance..
Meeehhnnn, that people do take their time!’
‘Haley it is getting boring now.. SIT!’
FoooooooooooooooooooooooooourThe stuck-in-the-hallway excuse :
‘I forgot my textbook so I went back and got it, but I bumped into somebody else and dropped everything, finally when I had
everything, a teacher start talking to me about a grade, sorry!’
‘Haley.. This is the last time..’
FiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveOut of excuses and late again:
‘Ehhhhh’
‘OUT!’
5 better reasons to be late and I should perhaps be on
time..
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooone‘I’m sorry for being late, the cat set my alarm’
Twooooooooooooooooooooooooo‘Although it's not April; my roommate thought a hilarious April Fool’s joke would be to hide my
car keys.’
Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee“I thought I was sick when I got up and wanted to make sure,
but I wasn’t.”
Foooooooooooooooooooooooooour
‘My sim was having an emotional meltdown and I needed to be there for her.’
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
‘I got bugged.’
5 best reasons why I never should be on time
…
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone
How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?
… Do you get the issue?
TwoooooooooooooooooooooooooEverywhere, people are discovering that doing things more slowly often means doing them better and enjoying them more. It means living life instead of rushing through it!
STOP RUSHING THINGS THAT NEEDS TO GROW..
Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’M NOT THAT BAD..
YOU SEE?!?!
Foooooooooooooooooooooooooour
According to many dietists, taking time for your breakfast is a key to healthiness..
Anytime I go out for breakfast I order a water and an apple juice and an orange juice and a mint tea and a regular tea and a coffee and then ask if I can get them all in to go cups because there is no way I can consume the thousand gallons of beverages I have unnecessarily ordered even though I defenitely need them all.
AND…
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
..Look how complex our system works,
WE NEED TIME!
THANK YOU.