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Covered Bridge Festival Schedule of EventsWednesday June 6th

5:30 p.m. Taste of Carter country-- Elizabethton High school cafeteria, ! ckets 10 dollars

Thursday June 7th

3:00 pm. Ribbon cu" ng ceremony—Covered Bridge Park, Dennis Cove Band

3:30-10:00 p.m. Entertainment on the Bridge—Bluegrass and Gospel

3:30-4:30 p.m. --Dennis Cove Band

4:40-5:05 --East River Bap! st Church

6:00- 7:00 p.m. -- The Brother hood Quartet

7:15-8:10 p.m. -- Je# Sharp Band Cooking with Grass

8:30-10:00 p.m. -- Russell Moore and Llird Tyme Out

5:00 p.m.—Food City Social

Friday June 8th

Entertainment on the Bridge--Country

4:50-5:20 p.m. —Dandyline Dancers

5:30-6:30 p.m.—Retroville

7:00-8:15 p.m.—CMT Recording Ar! st Jamie O’Neal

8:30-10:00 p.m.—Hillbilly Bad

Saturday June 9th

6:30 a.m-- Register for 5K Run and 3K Walk (Across from Picket Fence An! ques)

8:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m.--Yard Sale (East E Street) Rain loca! on Boys and Girls Club

9:00 a.m. -3:00 p.m.—Aerial Flights (Municipal Airport)

10:00 a.m. —Kids Fishing Day

11:00 a.m. –Li$ le Mr. and Miss Hillbilly contest (Main Stage)

5:00-9:00 p.m.—Cruise-In, Carter Car Club (Elk Avenue)

10:00 p.m.—Fireworks

Entertainment on the Bridge—Rock

2:50-3:20 p.m.—Mountain Rhythm Cloggers

3:30-4:00 p.m.—Trailblazers Cloggers

5:00-5:45 p.m.—Acous! fried

6:00-6:45 p.m.—Bullseye Band

7:00-8:10 p.m.—Jerry Pierce Band

8:30-10:00 p.m.—Collegians

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Tuesday, June 19th, at 7p.m. Bill Harley, Grammy award-winning ar! st and storytell-er, will be performing for the Bristol com-munity as part of the Bristol Public Library’s 2012 Discovery Series on Tuesday, June 19th at 7 p.m. Bill Harley is a Grammy award-winning musician, storyteller, author, and playwright who has carved out a reputa! on as one of the Þ nest family performers in the United States. He is wise and wi$ y at the same ! me; his work portrays contemporary American life, with an o# -center bent. Har-ley is one of the most popular storytellers

at the Jonesborough Storytelling Fes! val. “As a rule, I have a hard ! me Þ guring out where I Þ t,” Harley says of his mul! faceted career, “but I got into this because I’m trying to make the world a be" er place.”

Join us for this entertaining performance on Tuesday, June 19th at 7 p.m. in the J. Hen-ry Kegley Mee! ng Room at the Bristol Public Library. Reserved Sea! ng is $20 and general admission is free, if available. For ques! ons about this Discovery Series event or any other library programs, call 276.821.6148 or email marke! ng@bristol-library.

Bill Harley - StorytellerGrammy Award-Winning

Bristol Public Library


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