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THE SQUARE PAPER SEASON 2018 II / 2019 I VERSION FIRST EDITION
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R
S E A S O N2 0 1 8 I I / 2 0 1 9 I
V E R S I O NF I R S T E D I T I O N
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 3
There is always that one friend
who gets tired before the night
picks up pace. Don’t be that
guy. Imagine an Espresso.
On steroids. The fix you need.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Vodka
Coffee
Sherry
B L A K R O C G R E E N E Y E S
€ 1 0 . 0 0
A lot of delicious, green, healthy
stuff for a wicked night. Luckily
you are in a bar. And because
we don’t care about your fitness,
we funked it up with booze.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Aquavit
Fennel
Orange
€ 1 0 . 0 0
H*
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 4
Fancy a Cuba Libre? But you’ve
had more of them than Jay got
problems? Say no more.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Gosling’s Rum
Licorice
Lime
R OYA L S 9 9P R O B L E M S
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a
gold leash. Unchain your inner
Audrey and ride the Cadillac
of your dreams. We might
even call you Queen-B.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Grape
Blueberry
Bubbles
€ 8 . 0 0 € 1 0 . 0 0
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 5
It’s easy, they said. It’s a Vodka
Gimlet. Nothing to worry about ...
I dare you! I double dare you!
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Vodka
Asparagus
Coffee
N I N J A T U N E
T H E WA L L A C E
Appears quietly, with an
excellent choice of weapons,
used virtuosically. Already gone
before you’ve even noticed it’s
hit you. What sticks is the
echo of this fine tune.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Sake
Raspberry
Rice
€ 1 1 . 0 0 € 1 0 . 0 0
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 6
ドラゴン バター 車 … no, that’s
not working … Maybe we should
stick to making drinks. Anyway, a
delicate nippon focused aromatic
Asian lemonade. We highly
recommend. Konichiwa.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Shiso
Grapefruit
Bubbles
A D VA N C E D C H E M I S T R Y
T H EH E R B A L I S E R
Dandy by day. Marauder by night.
Light and delicate. Fruity and
uplifting. Until the agave hits
you. With a pan. On the fore-
head. You might be looking
for your pants afterwards,
but that’s not our fault.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Sierra Milenario Tequila Fumado
Pineapple
Sage
€ 1 2 . 0 0 € 8 . 0 0
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 7
”I like to have a Martini, two at the
very most. After three I’m under the
table, after four I’m under my host.”
Well said, Dorothy. We came up
with a little kinky twist to the
all-time classic that adds comple-
xity, earthiness and, well, kinkiness.
We think she would approve.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Gin
Genever
Alpine cheese
M A M A’ S G U N
B O R N S L I P P Y
Funk, Soul and all that Jazz.
Everybody knows you don’t
contradict your mama. Especially
when her argument is so convin-
cing. Soul Kitchen flavour!
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Cuban rum
Pink pepper
Banana
€ 1 2 . 0 0 € 1 3 . 0 0
E;F*
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 8
Before things get out of hand, we
are talking about the Cocktail. It’s a
full bodied gem with an ass so fat
that you can see it from the front.
You probably can’t keep your ey-
mouth off it. We can understand
that. The Grid loves the booty.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Tequila
Aloe vera
Sage
W I L L . I . A M M S . FAT B O OT Y
Strictly German flavour. You should
bottle this, sell it worldwide, and
make millions of dollars. We can’t
because we have a bar to run.
And we’re lazy as fuck. Prost!
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Parsley
Williams pear
Honey
€ 8 . 0 0 € 1 1 . 0 0
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 9
It’s a pleaser. If you don’t believe
us you can google it.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Celery gin
Carrot
Olive
B O DY R O C K
R A B B I T H A B I T
Blooming flowers and fresh
cut grass. Sweet memories of
sundowners with the ones you
love. A tingle in your fingers. And
since it hopefully isn’t an allergic
response, you are ready for the
night. Don’t stop the body rock!
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Cuban rum
Bee pollen
Marigold
€ 1 0 . 0 0 € 1 3 . 0 0
H*
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 1 0
There is always room for dessert.
If you haven’t had one, or even if
you’ve had three, you might fall
in love with this one. A bold, old
fashioned-style drink that can
complete the night. This shit is
bananas. B-AYAN-AYAN-AYA!
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Nikka Coffey Grain whisky
Banana
Pecan nut
B E E T R AY H A L F B A K E D
It’s always about the aroma.
Always. Rich and earthy, fresh
and bitter. This uplifter won’t let
you miss anything and it’s not
betraying if you don’t miss
anything, right? Right.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Beetroot
Cascara
Tonic
€ 8 . 0 0 € 1 4 . 0 0
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 1 1
That’s badass. Is there any chance
to get a college party, fake IDs,
and the most gangster appearance
ever in a movie altogether in one
cup? This is maybe the most
’Superbad’ drink we’ve ever made.
It works fantastic with beer
pong as well. But not tonight.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Jefferson’s Bourbon whiskey
Cranberry cream soda
Beetroot
Instant classic! This drink would
have cut a good figure 100 years
ago. Rum with an aristocratic touch
and bubbles to bring it to life. We
suggest a maximum of two per
night. But who we are to judge?
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Jamaican rum
Guava
Champagne
M c L O V I N ’ S I T T I N ’ O N C H R O M E
€ 1 4 . 0 0 € 1 2 . 0 0
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 1 2
A drink like a song for a sailor.
Deep, heavy, profound, and
complex. And what could possibly
go wrong with coconut and
pineapple? Not very much,
since it is pirate crew-approved.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Cuban rum
Coconut
Pineapple
B R AT PA C K P U N C H
P I R AT E M AT E R I A L
Our mixologists have created a
complex and filigree concoction,
with the use of filtration by goat’s
milk, handcrafted liquid alchemy
and advanced flavour bounci- such
a bullshit! Well, it’s true. But in
fact it’s tiki, it’s clear, it’s strong,
it’s bold and bright, wild and fun.
Don’t waste your time, order one
for your guilty pleasure.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Cognac
Coconut
Tamarind
€ 1 4 . 0 0 € 1 0 . 0 0
F*
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 1 3
AUGIE MARCH
Tequila Vermouth Cynar
€ 1 1 . 0 0
BOBBY BURNS
Whisky Vermouth Bénédictine
€ 1 0 . 0 0
GIBSON
Gin Vermouth Pickled onion
€ 1 1 . 0 0
OLD CUBAN
Cuban rum Mint Champagne
€ 1 6 . 0 0
BIENVENIDOS
Mezcal Coffee Lime
€ 1 3 . 0 0
R O OT SM A N U VA
T H I N K YO UC A N D A N C E ?
If you have made it this far without
your sight getting blurry, we salute
you! This drink has, despite a
shitload of quality flavour, a
good amount of vitamin A.
Just enough to get you back
on track and ready for the next
round. You’re welcome.
THE KEY FLAVOURS
Carrot
Honey
Grapefruit
Don’t hesitate to ask for other
drinks or a consultation.€ 8 . 0 0
T H E S Q U A R E PA P E R - 1 4
Perrier Jouet Champagne
Belle Epoque Vintage
0,75 l ............................................... € 260.00
Veuve Clicquot La
Grande Dame Vintage
0,75 l ............................................... € 280.00
Krug Champagne Grand Cuvée
0,75 l ............................................... € 290.00
BEER
Mühlen Kölsch on tap
0,20 l .................................................. € 2.50
Pilsner Urquell on tap
0,30 l .................................................. € 3.00
Th. König Kellerbier
0,33 l ..................................................... € 4.00
Maisel & Friends Pale Ale
0,33 l .................................................... € 5.00
WHITE WINE
Metzger Grauburgunder
0,15 l .................................................... € 7.00
0,75 l .................................................. € 33.00
Von Buhl Riesling
0,15 l ................................................... € 7.50
0,75 l .................................................. € 35.00
Bourgogne Chardonnay AOP
0,75 l ................................................... € 44.00
LOKALRUNDE
The best way to tell your friends
and everyone else in the bar how
much you respect and love them
’Right Here, Right Now’.
Lokalrunde ...................................... € 250.00
SPARKLING WINE
Von Buhl Riesling Sekt
0,10 l EUR ........................................ € 8.00
0,75 l EUR ....................................... € 45.00
Pol Roger Champagne
Brut Reserve
0,10 l ................................................... € 14.00
0,75 l ................................................... € 80.00
1,50 l ................................................. € 160.00
Pol Roger Champagne Vintage
0,75 l ............................................... € 125.00
Pol Roger Champagne
Rosé Vintage
0,75 l .............................................. € 125.00
Jacquesson Champagne
Cuvée N° 736 Vintage
0,75 l ................................................ € 190.00
Taittinger Comtes de
Champagne Blanc de
Blancs Vintage
0,75 l ................................................. € 260.00
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Van Volxem Saar Riesling
0,75 l .................................................. € 45.00
Robert Weil Rheingau
Riesling Kabinett
0,75 l .............................................. € 51.00
ROSÉ WINE
Garda Classico Chiaretto AOP
0,15 l .................................................... € 7.00
0,75 l .................................................. € 33.00
RED WINE
Domaine de la Baume
Syrah IGP d’Oc
0,15 l .................................................... € 7.00
0,75 l .................................................. € 33.00
Von Buhl Spätburgunder
0,15 l ................................................... € 7.50
0,75 l .................................................. € 35.00
Terre di Campo
Sasso Primitivo
di Manduria DOP
0,75 l ................................................ € 37.00
Ramón Bilbao Rioja
Reserva DOCa
0,75 l ................................................... € 45.00
Serralunga Barolo DOCG
0,75 l .................................................. € 78.00
WATER
Mineral water, classic/naturelle
0,25 l .......................................... € 2.50
0,75 l ........................................... € 6.50
CIGARS
We do store a wide range of delicious
cigars in our humidor for your enjoyment.
Feel free to ask for the cigar menu.
CONTACT & RESERVATION
The Grid Bar
Friesenstraße 62
50670 Cologne
Tel – + 4 9 . 2 2 1 . 1 6 9 1 5 2 1 5
E-Mail – [email protected]
FB - www.facebook.com/thegridbar
Insta - @the_grid_bar
Web - www.thegrid.bar
OPENING HOURS
Tuesday to Sunday - 7 pm till late
Monday - Bartenders’ weekend
PLEASE DR INK RESPONS IBLY
* Upon request we will hand out the legally required list of additives and allergens.
* Die gesetzlich vorgeschriebene Liste zu Zusatzstoffen und Allergenen legen wir Ihnen bei Verlangen gerne vor.
