The UK vs. The USA

Jelly

American•British=Jam

British•American=Jello

American

British•American=Cookie

Pancakes

American

British•American=Crepes

Plait American=Braid

British

Private School American• Gets no government money

British• Gets government money

Football

American

British•American=Soccer

Fag/Cigarette

American•Careful!!!!

British•American=Cigarette

Biscuit

American

British•American=Cookie

Dinner

American

British•American=Lunch

Tea

American•Also British

British•American=Dinner

Chips

American• British=Crisps

British• American=French Fries

Lorry American=Truck

British

Loo American=Bathroom

British

Cell

American

British=Mobile

Diaper

American

British=Nappy

Pissed

American

British (trollied, lashed)• American= wasted, shitfaced

Fringe American=Bangs

British

Bangers American=Sausages

British

Mate American=Friend

British

Butt

American

British=Bum

Sweets

American

British•American=Candy

Crosswalk

American

British=Zebra Crossing

Gas

American

British=Petrol

Snog American=Kissing, making out

British

Knickers American=Panties, Underwear

British

Lawyer

American

British=Barrister

Test

American

British=Revision

Boot

American

British•American=Trunk

Vomit

American

British=Chunder

Lift American=Elevator

British

Queue American=Line

British

Fanny

American

British•Careful!!!!