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The Univers i t y o f Vermont ’s independent vo ice s ince 1883
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SPORTSStanley Cup comes to Burlington
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OPINIONSlightly to the right of crazy
8-9
LIFEHow to: go home again
4ARTSArtists make art from trash
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NEWS
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Cynic caption contest
DISTRACT
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Fire blazes on Pearl St.
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Rapper welcomes students back to UVM at Davis Center concert.
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Brandon EganFirst year
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NEWS! THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011
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A student was apprehended in the Davis Center for public intoxication and sent to Act 1 detox on Aug. 27.
Marijuana was con!scated from a student in Buckham Hall on Aug. 26.
A wallet was taken from a dorm room in Hamilton Hall Aug. 30.
Clothing items and textbooks were stolen from the Christie parking lot during move-in day.
Drugs and alcohol
A male went missing in the Patrick Gym on Aug. 28, but was later located.
Theft
Students were found underage drinking in Living/Learning Center on Aug. 30.
Other Crime
A trespass notice was issued to a UVM student on Aug. 29 because he/she was arrested in Burlington for domestic violence.
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Minh LamSophomore
IRENE effects of tropical storm felt throughout Vermont...continued from page 1
“Cracks in the roofs were easily cleaned
up, no trees fell down, and there were no
injuries.”
Bill BallardCo-chair of UVM Emergency
Operations Group
“There will be seriously valuable
candidates and there will be others [less
qualified candidates].”
Gary DerrVice president for executive
operations
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Robert BennerChair of the Student Action
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a while, and I live on College Street.”
Logan GregoireJunior
Senators new and old outline goals for student government
“We are currently working on registering students to vote in the
Vermont November elections.”
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SPORTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 !!
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Student-athlete pop culture gridStudent athletes I survived Irene by ... On my day with the
Stanley Cup I would ... Before a game/match I ... !e best part of my summer was ...
Doing arts and cra!s and going to
the movies
Not going outside
Take the cup out to a fancy
restaurant, maybe even a movie if the
mood was right
Tie it onto a chain and wear it around
my neck
Look over quotes
Usually listen to some Modest Mouse to get my mind read for the
next 25-30 minutes of pain that is to
come.
My favorite songs and stretch
Making money
Going white-water canoeing in some New
Hampshire rapids
Being able to sleep in
Jill Dellipriscoli, juniorWomen’s soccer defender
John Little, seniorMen’s cross country
Yannick Lewis, seniorMen’s soccer defender
Eating a lot of chocolate and
sleeping
Eat Lucky Charms out of it
SPORTS!" THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011
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UVM athlete spotlight of the week#1 Dave Ramada — men’s soccer
Position: GoalkeeperHeight: 6’4”Weight: 190 pounds Class: Junior Hometown: Essex, Vt. High School: Essex High School
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Saturday 9/10Field hockey vs. Cornell Burlington2 p.m.
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