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Young Kelpies is an imprint of Floris BooksFirst published in 2016 by Floris Books
Text © 2016 David MacPhail. Illustrations © 2016 Floris BooksDavid MacPhail and Richard Morgan have asserted their rights under the Copyright, Designs and Patent Act 1988 to be identified as the Author and Illustrator of this work
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced without the prior permission of Floris Books, Edinburgh www.florisbooks.co.uk
The publisher acknowledges subsidy from Creative Scotland towards the publication of this volume
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For Daniel – D.M.
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CHAPTER 1Breakfast time in any Viking house was a messy
business, but in the house of Harald the
Skull-Splitter, the famous Viking chief, it was
complete chaos. It was a bit like a chimpanzees’
tea party. The big daddy of all chimpanzees’ tea
parties, in fact, where the chimpanzees were three
times bigger and seven times more quarrelsome.
The house was a whirlwind of flying furniture,
flying food and flying fists. Harald’s three eldest
sons were having a wrestling match in the middle
of the kitchen floor.
“BREAKFAAAAASSSSSST!”
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The eldest was Wilfred the Spleen-Mincer, who’d
just got back from a gap year invading Russia.
Next there was Sven the Head-Crusher, who’d
been away at Viking university. His special subjects
were kidnapping and ransom.
And finally Hagar the Brain-Eater, who’d spent
the last year tracking and hunting polar bears in
the frozen north because, as he put it, “One of them
looked at me funny.”
“Take that, chicken brain!” cried Wilfred, hoisting
a heavy sideboard into the air and launching it in
Sven’s direction.
“RRRAAAAARRR!” roared Sven as he dodged the
sideboard, snatched a fallen vase from the floor and
smashed it over Hagar’s head.
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“GRRRRR!” growled Hagar, shaking bits of vase
out of his hair before grabbing a chair in both
hands and breaking it over Wilfred’s back.
The three boys looked a lot like their father,
except Harald’s beard was bigger and bushier, of
course. He’d won the award for Viking Beard of the
Year four times in a row.
“Ha! That’s my boys,” said Harald, beaming
proudly and beating his mighty fist on the table.
Beside Harald, at the centre of this whirlwind, sat
his youngest son, whose Viking name was rather
different from the others: Thorfinn the Very-Very-
Nice-Indeed.
Thorfinn stood up, a kind smile spreading across
his face, and raised his helmet to his father.
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“Good morning to you, dear Dad.” He was the
exact opposite of Harald’s other sons. He was the
nicest, most polite Viking who had ever lived.
Thorfinn sat back down and admired his carefully
placed eggcup, knife, spoon and neatly folded
napkin. He calmly cut his toast into soldiers and
sipped pinecone tea, totally unruffled by the chaos
going on around him. In fact he was humming.
“Hmm, hmm, hmm… hmm. Dum-de-dum…”
Thorfinn’s pet pigeon, Percy, a lovely speckled
bird, was perched on the table beside him,
cheerfully pecking up a few leftover crumbs.
The three older boys grappled with each other in
the middle of the floor and crashed into the breakfast
table, catapulting Thorfinn’s egg across the kitchen.
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SPLAT T T !“ENNOUGHH!” screamed another voice, the
fearsome, high-pitched cry of a Viking woman.
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flying elks, rotten fish and itchy bottoms
You might think all Vikings are
But Thorfinn is no ordinary Viking!
ROUGH, TOUGH,HAIRY SMELLY.and
MEAN,
Trading cards inside!
theTh rf nn N cest V k ng
Thorfinn and his three brothers race across the North Sea to rescue their mum, who’s been kidnapped.Canher before it’s too late?
find
Als
o a
s
an e
Bo
ok
DiscoverKelpies.co.uk
£5.99 US $6.95 elpiesYoung
9 7 8 1 7 8 2 5 0 2 3 3 3
ISBN 978-178250-233-310000
theTh rf nnN cest V k ng
David MacPhail
and the RaidersRaging
ThOrfIn
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he r
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david
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