TV Quotes Quiz

Which TV show? Who said it?

Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.

• Judge Judy

Men are never as mysterious as women wish they were.

• GIL GRISSOM, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Don't go blaming nothing on God that youse women brung on yourselves.

• ARCHIE BUNKER, All in the Family

You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

• DR. GREGORY HOUSE, House M.D.,

You can't create fate 'cause then it's not fate, it's voodoo.

• RAY BARONE, Everybody Loves Raymond

Obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I

like to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it.

• ROSS GELLER, Friends

Marriage is like these bonbons. You never know what you're getting

until you're right in the middle of it.

• SUSAN MAYER, Desperate Housewives

Ever since we said "I do", there are so many things we don't.

• LUCY RICARDO, I Love Lucy,

If brains were money, you'd have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee.

• DIANE CHAMBERS, Cheers

“Why don't you stop that. You don't know anything about space.”

“I know one thing about it. You take up more of it than I do.”

• Skipper & Gilligan, Gilligan’s Island

Movie Quotes Quiz

Which Movie show? Who said it?

• It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.

• CARL DENHAM, King Kong

• A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.

• ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

• One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

• MASTER OOGWAY, Kung fu Panda

• I don't know if we each have a destiny or if we're all just floating around accidental, like on a breeze. But I...I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time.

• FORREST GUMP, Forrest Gump

• Only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be.

• JOHN KEATING, Dead Poets Society

• No matter what, no matter when, no matter who-any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.

• ALEX "HITCH" HITCHENS, Hitch

• I know something of a woman in a man's profession. Yes, by God, I do know about that.

• QUEEN ELIZABETH, Shakespeare in Love

• I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace. Sooner or later, though, you always have to wake up.

• JAKE SULLY, Avatar

• Science only goes so far, then comes God.

• NOAH CALHOUN, The Notebook

• A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.

• WIZARD OF OZ, The Wizard of Oz