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THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD WHOLESALE CATALOG JULY – DECEMBER 2015 C A N A D I A N E D I T I O N
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THE UNEMPLOYEDPHILOSOPHERS GUILDWHOLESALE CATALOGJULY – DECEMBER 2015

CANADIAN EDITION

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Sold in multiples of 6/style.

mAgNETIC PErsONAlITIEsAre your fingers underachievers? Give them the Father of Free Verse, the Father of the “Turing Machine,” and the First Lady who was elected to the U.S. Senate!

12 bars per case.for 3 dozen.for 108 (9 dozen).

Minimum order 2 pieces.

BAr HumBugFeeling fa-la-la-la-la fatigued? BAR HUMBUG

is the fruit-and-nut bar that comes complete with a Naughty List and a cut-out coal

ornament. Perfect for grab bags, last-minute stocking-stuffers, or a snack to get you through

all that shopping. Scrooge-approved! #3716

PENNy-FArTHINg WATCHThe Penny-Farthing wristwatch is the only

timepiece for high wheelers. A tribute to the Victorian bicycle that was bang up to

the elephant. (That’s a good thing!) 38mm face. Domed crystal. Bespoke numbers.

Afternoonified leather band. None of your hookem-snivey here! #4178

HIllAryClINTON

#4098

AlANTurINg

#4097WAlT

WHITmAN#4096

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$4.00 ea.

$23.00

$2.80 ea.$2.60 ea.$2.40 ea.

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Sold in multiples of 6.

sTArgAzINg NOTEBOOkA beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders. #3394

ClOuDsPOTTINg NOTEBOOkComplete with cloudspotting charts and information, it’s the ideal place to document new cloud types, record all the storms you’ve chased, or simply jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the weather. #3886

3

$1.75

$1.75

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Sold in multiples of 6.

mIsTEr rOgErs'ENCOurAgEmINTs

Make new friends! With delicious peppermint Mister Rogers’ Encouragemints, you’ll be

confident you have the freshest breath in the neighborhood! #4230

mIsTEr rOgErs' NEIgHBOrHOOD

sTICky NOTEsMister Rogers’ Neighborhood Sticky Notes can remind you

to feed the fish or visit the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.

#3820

Sold in multiples of 6.

sTICky NOTEs OFTHE DEEPDeep-sea creatures to mark your favorite pages of Moby Dick or to remind you to swab the decks. Sticky Notes of the Deep make every day 20,000 leagues more mysterious. #3338

4

$1.95

$3.50

$3.50

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WEEPINg ANgEl mugPour a cold beverage and the

Weeping Angel looks like an ordinary statue. But when you add hot water…

Whatever you do, DON’T BLINK! #3763

Sold in multiples of 2.

TArDIs sOuP & sANDWICH VOrTExServe your guests chips and salsa or your favorite party dip in the TARDIS as it flies through the Time Vortex… or enjoy your soup and sandwich like the last of the Time Lords! #3766

Sold in multiples of 2.

TArDIs umBrEllAOutside, the TARDIS travels through the Vortex, but inside is the view from the Twelfth Doctor’s console. Approximately 33" end-to-end, this brolly goes up at the push of a button, and the 39" diameter means there is plenty of room for a companion! #3825

NEW

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NEW! FEATurINg

THE TWElFTH DOCTOr's

TArDIs!

Comes complete in its own two-strap carrying case with clockwork and

Circular gallifreyan designs! 5

$22.50

$7.75

$19.50

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Sticky NotesHundreds of book markers and sticky notes that remind you to tune up the Batmobile, wash the invisible jet, recharge the power ring… and DFTBS (don’t forget to be super)!

Superman#4202

Wonder Woman#4204

Green Lantern#4205

Batman#4203

DC ARRIVESAT THE GUILD!

DC ARRIVESAT THE GUILD!

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$3.50 ea.

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Quotable NotableSNever send ordinary greetings when you can send a die-cut Quotable Notable note card featuring your favorite hero! Comes with an envelope and sticker sheet of images, quotes, and greetings.

Batman#4067

Superman#4063

Wonder Woman#4066

Green Lantern#4206

Sold in multiples of 4.

Justice League of america Box SetThis boxed set includes die-cut note cards of Aquaman, Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Superman, and Wonder Woman. Comes with sticker sheets filled with super greetings, super images, and super quotes! #4208

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$2.00 ea. for 12+/style.$2.25 ea. for 6/style.Sold in multiples of 6.

$8.50

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Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

Batman throuGh the YearS muGBatman has defended Gotham City from evildoers for generations, and now the World’s Greatest Detective will keep watch over your hot cocoa. It’s Batman in action – from his first appearance in Detective Comics #27 (May 1939) to the 21st Century! Microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds 14 oz. Enjoy with or without your cape. #4052

Wonder WomanthrouGh the YearS muGWonder Woman has battled the forces of evil for generations, and now you can see how the Amazon Princess has evolved since her first appearance in 1941. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds 14 oz. #4048

Supermanthrough the Years mug

Superman has been Earth’s greatest hero for generations, standing for truth, justice, and the American Way from the 1930s through the new millennium… and now the Man of Steel stands watch over your

hot apple cider. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds 14 oz. Not recommended for kryptonite. #2966

tHRouGH tHe YeaRS

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$7.75

$7.75

$7.75

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DrAW ANImAlsMake your coffee break more creative with

the How to Draw Animals mug! Step-by-step instructions show you how to draw your

own Bengal Tiger, Asian Elephant, and Giant Panda. All you need is a pencil and paper…

and a coffee ring. #3824

yOgAThe 12 oz. Yoga How-to mug shows postures for each of your chakras, as well as the Sun Salutation. For the beginner and long-time yoga practitioner alike. Now

you know what to get your guru. #3464

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

sHADOW PuPPETsGot a light bulb and hot chocolate? Have a puppet show! This transforming mug shows you how to make 10 classic shadow puppets. When it’s cold, see the shadows – when it’s hot, see the hands! #3823COlD

HOT

kNOTsWith the How to Tie Knots mug, you're on your way to earning a merit badge on your coffee break or securing your boat to the dock with your next mug of hot chocolate. Rope included! #3822

MUGS Don't just sip there!

NEW!

NEW!

yOgA mAT COAsTEr

INCluDED!

tHRouGH tHe YeaRS

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$7.75

$7.75

$7.75

$7.75

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DIsAPPEArINg VAN gOgHPour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear.

#0125

ClImATE CHANgEAdd hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things

cool off and the coastlines return.#3869

COlD

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HOT

HOT

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HOT

HOTCOlD

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grEAT suPrEmE COurT CAsEsAdd a hot beverage and the

losing sides disappear! #1657

DEmOCrATIC DrEAmJust in time for the 2016 elections, the

Democratic Dream mug is back!#0917

DOCTOr WHO DIsAPPEArINg TArDIs Watch the TARDIS travel through time and space!

#1605

DOCTOr WHO WEEPINg ANgEl Whatever you do, DON’T BLINK.

#3763

Transforming mugs All mugs come gift boxed.

HOT

NEW!

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grEAT gAys OuT OF THE ClOsET

Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors!

#1655

grEAT NuDEsAdd a hot beverage and everyone’s clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!)

#2240

DIsAPPEArINg CIVIl lIBErTIEsWatch your rights disappear.

#0236

DIsAPPEArINg WIVEs OF HENry VIII

Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off.

#0064

DIsAPPEArINg DINOsAursDinosaurs transform into fossils!

#0982

HOT

COlD

COlD

COlD

COlD

HOT

HOT

HOT

COlD

HOT

Transforming mugs

mIsTEr rOgErssWEATEr CHANgINg

When you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan!#3748

HOT

COlD

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$7.75 ea.$7.50 ea. when ordered in case packs of 32. Order in multiples of 4/style.

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CONsTEllATIONs Have coffee with the stars.

#2762

DIsAPPEArINg CHEsHIrE CATThe cat disappears, leaving only a grin.

#0025

JEsus sHAVEsJesus needs hot water to shave!

#0981

HOT

COlD

COlD

COlD

HOT

HOT

THE BEATlEs yEllOW suBmArINE

John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Submarine.

#3329

cold

cold

hot

hot

Transforming mugs All mugs come gift boxed.

sHArk! Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water.

#2985

FrEE Mug Display inserts included with

your order for all disappearing mugs!

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Traditional mugs

BANNED BOOks24 literary classics too hot to handle.

#2480

EDgAr AllAN POEMakes any beverage mysterious!

#3356

kurT VONNEguTThe right amount of caffeine helps you adapt to the

requirements of chaos. The right mug helps even more. #3358

mArk TWAIN“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is

laughter.” Running a close second is caffeine. #3357

JANE AusTENJust the thing for women of independent means

and superior men. #3764

FIrsT lINEs OF lITErATurE It’ll give you the literary

inspiration to tackle your day. #2763

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$7.75 ea.$7.50 ea. when ordered in case packs of 32. Order in multiples of 4/style.

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ClAssIC mOVIE mugClassic quotes from movie history. Test

yourself!#2764

grEAT ArCHITECTurEArchitectural drawings of 10 famous buildings

from classical to classic.#3305

Traditional mugs All mugs come gift boxed.

sHAkEsPEArEAN INsulTs The Bard’s best put-downs.

#0065

sHAkEsPEArEAN lOVE The Bard’s best come-ons.

#0169

rEDEsIgNED!

Sell our mugs in amINI IVOry

TOWErSee page 62

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BrIEF HIsTOry OF ArTFrom Lascaux to Picasso.

#1658

PINk FrEuDHave a cigar!

#3346

FrEuDIAN sIPsWhen you say one thing but

mean your mother! #0084

gENEsIs OF THE DAlEks Caffeinate before you exterminate!

#3745

CrOssWOrD PuzzlE mug One puzzle on the box, and a new one

every month at crosswordmug.com! #3340

mONTy PyTHON quOTEs Featuring 20 classic quotes from the

legendary comedy team. #2965

Traditional mugs

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$7.75 ea.$7.50 ea. when ordered in case packs of 32. Order in multiples of 4/style.

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grEAT mOusTACHEs15 famous moustaches. Groucho, Twain,

Poe and others.#0652

mATHEmATICAl FOrmulAE20 of the most popular mathematical formulae.

#0492

DAlÍ llAmA50% englightened, 50% surreal.

#3381

HEllO DAlÍThe persistence of meow.

#3382

HErE’s lOOkINg AT EuClIDEnjoy your morning cofffee

with some essential geometry.#3402

PrEsIDENTIAl CAmPAIgN slOgANs

29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary.#0978

Traditional mugs

yIDDIsH PrOVErBs Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their

English translations. #0163

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$7.75 ea.$7.50 ea. when ordered in case packs of 32. Order in multiples of 4/style.

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JANE AusTEN#0248

BIlly THE kID#2948

BlACkBEArD#1844

BuDDHA#0019

CHArlIE CHAPlIN #0931

mArIE sklODOWskA CurIE#3559

sAlVADOr DAlÍ#0028

JOHANN sEBAsTIAN BACH #0014

luDWIg VAN BEETHOVEN #0017

QEQEI PlAy

musIC! sO DO I!

little Thinkers

CHArlEs DArWIN#0030

InspIre.enlIghten.Cuddle.11" tall and so smart.

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$13.00 $13.00

$11.50 ea.$13.00 each for musical dolls. Minimum 2/style. Case discount $.25 off for 12/style.

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DETACHABlE

kITE!

CHArlEs DICkENs#2641

ElIzABETH I#0525

AlBErT EINsTEIN#0035

W.E.B. DuBOIs#0128

FrIDA kAHlO#0056

sIgmuND FrEuD#0162

mAHATmA gANDHI#0058

BENJAmIN FrANklIN#3561

JEsus#0289

WINslOW HOmEr#2822

CHE guEVArA#0024

sHErlOCk HOlmEs#0511

gANEsHA#0625

lEONArDO DA VINCI#0029

mArIlyN mONrOE#2030

kArl mArx#0077

ABrAHAm lINCOlN#0951

ClAuDE mONET #0081

mIyAmOTO musAsHI#3976

W.A. mOzArT#0083

QEI PlAymusIC!

little Thinkers

18$13.00

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little Thinkers

DETACHABlE

EAr!

DETACHABlE

rAVEN!

kINg TuT#3261

PABlO PICAssO#0638

FrIEDrICH NIETzsCHE#0085

BArACk OBAmA#0310

sOCrATEs#0115

WIllIAm sHAkEsPEArE#0099

PETE sEEgEr#3920

sCrEAmINg sCrEAm#0290

ElEANOr rOOsEVElT#0288

EDgAr AllAN POE#0187

VIrgINIA WOOlF #0123

ANDy WArHOl#0311

VINCENT VAN gOgH#0122

kurT VONNEguT#2949

mArk TWAIN#3919

NIKolA teslA#3558

gEOrgE WAsHINgTON#3733

Sell ourLittle Thinkers in amINI IVOry

TOWErSee page 62

I rEAlly

sCrEAm!

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sAlVADOrDAlÍ#0230

JANEAusTEN

#0202

BIllClINTON

#0301

HIllAryClINTON

#0302

WINsTONCHurCHIll

#1784

CHArlIECHAPlIN

#0938

lAugHINg BuDDHA

#3659

luDWIg VANBEETHOVEN

#0228

sImONEDE BEAuVOIr

#0506

BAllErINA(DEgAs)

#0507

CHArlEsDArWIN

#0478

DANTEAlIgHIErI

#0509

EmIlyDICkINsON

#0303

lOuIs ArmsTrONg

#2225

FrEDErICk DOuglAss

#2230

BIlly THE kID

#2956

DAVyCrOCkETT

#2957

ANgEl(gIOTTO)

#0983

BATmAN#4067

suPErmAN#4063

WONDEr WOmAN#4066

grEEN lANTErN#4206

More than just a blank card, this is a revolution in stationery! Each of our 9" tall, die-cut note cards comes with an envelope and unique sticker sheet, featuring quotations and celebratory greetings for all occasions, from “Happy Birthday” to “Missing you!” and protected in an acetate sleeve.

quotable Notables

JusTICE lEAguE OF AmErICA BOx sETThis boxed set includes die-cut note cards of Aquaman, Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Superman, and Wonder Woman. Comes with sticker sheets filled with super greetings, super images, and super quotes! #4208

NEW! NEW!

NEW!

NEW!

NEW!

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Sold in multiples of 4.$8.50

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ElIzABETH I#0987

AlBErTEINsTEIN

#0204

IsADOrADuNCAN

#0494

BENJAmINFrANklIN

#0574

mAHATmAgANDHI

#0212

sIgmuNDFrEuD#0203

mICHElFOuCAulT

#0213

rAlPH WAlDOEmErsON

#0578

F. sCOTTFITzgErAlD

#0588

quotable Notables

gIrl W/ PEArl EArrINg(VErmEEr)

#2234

JEsus#0935

JAmEsJOyCE#0206

THOmAsJEFFErsON

#0575

JOHN F. kENNEDy

#2224

kIss (klImT)#0232

FrIDAkAHlO

#0218

lEONArDODA VINCI

#0941

rOBErT E.lEE

#2227

FrANz kAFkA#0579

HENry VIII#0200

CHEguEVArA

#0199

sHErlOCkHOlmEs

#0504

ulyssEs s.grANT

#2226

JImIHENDrIx

#2229

zOrA NEAlEHursTON

#0590

BIllIE HOlIDAy

#3326

HArryHOuDINI

#0991

AlICE IN WONDErlANDAlice, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, White Rabbit.#0585

grEAT ArTIsTsSalvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo, Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh.#0305

Boxed CardSetSEach set includes 8 cards, 8 envelopes & 4 sticker sheets.

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Sold in multiples of 4.$7.50 ea.

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WIllIAmsHAkEsPEArE

#0215

sCrEAm(muNCH)

#0235

JEAN-PAulsArTrE

#0505

rOsIE THErIVETEr

#0586

CArlsAgAN#3884

FrANklIN D.rOOsEVElT

#0946

THEODOrE rOOsEVElT

#0937

rEmBrANDTVAN rIJN

#0591

PABlOPICAssO

#0945

EDgArAllAN POE

#0209

ElEANOrrOOsEVElT

#0576

mIsTErrOgErs

#3885

rOsA PArks#2223

DOrOTHyPArkEr

#0201

mICHEllEOBAmA

#0312

BArACkOBAmA

#0609

ANNIEOAklEy

#0508

grEAT WrITErsJane Austen, William Shakespeare, James Joyce, Virginia Woolf.#0306

mAsTErPIECEsDegas’ Ballerina, Munch’s Scream, Leonardo’s Mona Lisa, Klimt’s Kiss.#0510

quotable Notables

FrIEDrICHNIETzsCHE

#0208

kArlmArx#0233

ABrAHAmlINCOlN

#0966

mONA lIsA(lEONArDO)

#0234

IsAACNEWTON

#0989

ClAuDEmONET

#0231

W.A.mOzArT

#0229

mOsEs#0940

mArIlyN mONrOE

#2228

Boxed CardSetSEach set includes 8 cards, 8 envelopes & 4 sticker sheets.

Sold in multiples of 4.

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$7.50 ea.

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quEEN OF HEArTs

#0580

mAD HATTEr

#0584

WHITE rABBIT

#0581

BATmAN#4067

suPErmAN#4063

WONDErWOmAN

#4068

grEENlANTErN

#4206

AlICE#0583

VIrgINIAWOOlF

#0207

FrANk llOyD WrIgHT

#0589

WAlT WHITmAN

#0304

luDWIgWITTgENsTEIN

#0205

OsCArWIlDE#1785

ANDy WArHOl

#0939

kurT VONNEguT

#2959

gEOrgEWAsHINgTON

#1783

EDITHWHArTON

#3921

sOCrATEs#0211

gErTruDE sTEIN#0942

HENry DAVID THOrEAu

#0501

NIkOlA TEslA#3658

VINCENT VAN gOgH

#0210

mArk TWAIN#0502

sITTINg Bull#2958

VENus(BOTTICEllI)

#0986

JusTICE lEAguE OF AmErICAAquaman, Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Superman, Wonder Woman. #4208

quotable Notables

Sold in multiples of 4.$8.50

NEW!

NEW! NEW! NEW!

NEW!

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OBAmACArE mINTsPEPPERMINT #3351

PuNIsHmINTsCINNAMON HABAÑERO #2954

DIsAPPOINTmINTsPEPPERMINT #2123

OBAmAmINTsPEPPERMINT #0316

THE mOrNINg AFTEr mINTPEPPERMINT #0258

INVIsIBIlITy mINTsPEPPERMINT #0947

ANTI-grAVITy mINTsPEPPERMINT #0962

Super-strong mints that provide a wallop of minty freshness, without sugar or aspartame. Minimum 24 tins per style. All mints come in a POP display box.

DELICIOUS!

mANly mINTsPEPPERMINT #0260

mIsTEr rOgErs'ENCOurAgEmINTs

PEPPERMINT #4230

mIND CONTrOl mINTsPEPPERMINT #3882

BEFOrE, DurINg& AFTEr sEx mINTs

PEPPERMINT #0103

EAVEs DrOPsLEMON #3524

3-style rack free with 3 mint styles. #0193 6-style rack free with 6 mint styles. #0139

See page 64 for details.

NeWFree DISPLAyRACk

BEFOrE THE kIssPEPPERMINT #0071

mints

NEW!

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EINsTEIN’s rElATIVElysTrONg mINTs

PEPPERMINT #0315

ANTI-EsTABlIsHmINTsPEPPERMINT #0011

AlICE’s ENCHANTmINTsPEPPERMINT #0615

mINTs ArE A gIrl’sBEsT FrIEND

PEPPERMINT #2101

sIN-O-mINTsCINNAMON HABAÑERO

#0108

mEssIAH mINTsPEPPERMINT #0964

mEsHugA mINTsPEPPERMINT #2103

ExPErImINTsPEPPERMINT #2978

sHAkEsPEArmINTsSPEARMINT #0008

AFTEr THErAPy mINTsPEPPERMINT #0009

rETIrEmINTsPEPPERMINT #2102

ATONEmINTsPEPPERMINT #0013

ENlIgHTENmINTsPEPPERMINT #0038

mOTHEr’slITTlE HElPErPEPPERMINT #0259

EmPOWErmINTsPEPPERMINT #0949

mONTy PyTHON’s WAFEr THIN mINTs

PEPPERMINT #3367

mintsSold in multiples of 24. POP included.

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BABEl WATCHNow you can tell time in Aramaic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit,

Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t

tell the time to anyone else. 38mm diameter. #3784

EyE WATCHTime will never pass in the blink of an eye because this eye never blinks. The spinning iris ticks away the seconds. 38mm diameter. #3805

PENNy-FArTHINgThe only timepiece for high wheelers. A tribute to the Victorian bicycle that was bang up to the elephant. (That’s a good thing!) 38mm face. Domed crystal. Bespoke numbers. Afternoonified leather band. None of your hookem-snivey here! #4178

Tempus Fugit Genuine leather straps. Japanese movement. 1 year warranty.All watches 33mm unless otherwise stated.

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sAlVADOr DAlÍ surrEAlITy

Dalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his

ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute. #0559

lEONArDO DA VINCI rEVErsE mOTION

The hands move backwards! The face says: “Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.” #0651

COlOr WHEElFinally, a classic artist’s color wheel you can wear on your

wrist. Perfect for all your on-the-go color-mixing needs. 38mm

diameter. #3584

PTOlEmAIC sysTEmAh, the good old days when the heavens revolved around the Earth. #2979

EINsTEINIAN rElATIVITyA clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! #0219

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mOIrÉ OP ArT WATCHAnimated Op Art for your ensemble! As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those who like eye candy. 38mm diameter. #3975

Tempus FugitOrder in multipes of 2/style. Case discount of $.50 off for 10/style.

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sHIVA rOTATINg ArmsTwo of the Hindu god’s arms and trident keep track of time. #0650

WONDErlANDYou won’t be late with our

Wonderland watch. A flurry of cards spins around the watch face

every minute. Curious! Printed plastic band. #1609

mINIsTry OF sIlly WAlks

Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass!

38mm diameter. #3049

DOCTOr WHO The TARDIS flies around the

vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with magnifying

watch face. Synthetic band. #2207

F-sTOP WATCHA classic photography-inspired watch. It’s 2.8, do you know where your children are? #1836

NIETzsCHE ETErNAl rETurN OF THE sAmEWe made a wristwatch that sums up Nietzsche's hopeless view of the world! Instead of a second hand, THE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME revolves around the face. #0088

HIggs BOsONPretend you understand particle

physics with this new watch. You’ll CERNtainly be the life of

any party. #2969

$23.00 ea.

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WATCH DIsPlAysShowcase our timepieces in

style. No hardware required for assembly. See page 64 for more

display options and pricing.

AWEsOmE WATCH PACkAgINg!Each watch comes

in its own display tin.

Tempus Fugit Order in multipes of 2/style. Case discount of $.50 off for 10/style.

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DArkrOOm TImErRemember darkrooms, developers, red lighting and chemical baths? Our watch brings it all back for photography enthusiasts. Glows in the dark. #2987

THE mIND OF FrEuDSee what’s on his mind (and probably yours!) Six different words (Mom, Dad, Sex, Envy, Id, Eros) become visible inside Freud’s thought bubble. #0127

PrImE TImE No need for that bulky Sieve of Eratosthenes.

Now there’s a watch that expresses time only in

prime numbers. A math geek favorite! #1837

sHAkEsPEArE TWElFTH NIgHT“O time, thou must untangle this, not I; it is too hard a knot for me t’untie.” A reminder that time heals all wounds. #0105

sTEAmsHIP TElEgrAPH Full speed ahead! #2836

THE myTH OF sIsyPHusEternally condemned, Sisyphus pushes his rock round and round as the seconds tick by. #0261

CHAPlIN mODErN TImEs

rOTATINg gEArCharlie gets caught up in

the machinery of modern times. 38mm diameter.

#0649

EuClIDWhen you give

someone the time of day, why

not throw in a proposition

(one of Euclid’s)? #3527

$23.00 ea.

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PlANET PlATEsA set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher – wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Dishwasher safe. Plate diameter 10”. #3344

JuPITEr#3966

sATurN#3967

VENus#3963

urANus#3968

NEPTuNE#3969

mErCury#3962

mArs#3965

EArTH#3964

Sold in multiples of 4.

Planet Plates

AlsO sOlD sEPArATElyIndividually polybagged. Sold in multiples of 4/style.

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$21.00

$3.50 ea.

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VAN gOgH#0171

mOTHEr’s lITTlE HElPEr

#0602

FrEuD#0172

mAD HATTEr#0238

sHAkEsPEArE#0318

my sTACHE#2807

3.5" × 1"

Humorous aids for our over-medicated society. Each fine nickel-plated pill box has two compartments and a clasp to keep your meds safely inside.2" in diameter.

CHIll PIll #2806

FrIDA’s PHArmACy#3333

OBAmACArE#3332

JEsus#0648

PANDOrA’s PIll BOx#3990

BuDDHA#3463

PINk FrEuD#3991

rOsIE THE rIVETEr#3583

Pill Boxes Minimum 3/style.

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NEW PACkAGING!All of our round pill boxes now come packaged in attractive display boxes.

sPINNINg PIll BOx DIsPlAy rACk

Show off our pill boxes on this spin-ning display. Holds 48 units. See page

65 for details. #4044

Pill Boxes

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DIffERENT SHAPES IN EvERY BOOkLET!

So much more than just another adhesive memo pad! Each booklet comes with hundreds of stickies in different shapes and sizes and is guaranteed to amuse!

suPErmAN#4202

WONDEr WOmAN#4204

grEEN lANTErN#4205

BATmAN#4203

mIsTEr rOgErs' NEIgHBOrHOOD#3820

sTICky NOTEs OF THE DEEP#3338

sticky Note Booklets 3.25" × 4.5".

NEW!

NEW!

NEW!

NEW!

NEW!

NEW!

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DOCumENT FIrsT AID#3647

lEgAl NOTEs#2210

musICAl NOTEs#0532

NOTEs OF THE BuDDHA#0611

@#&%!#0613

DOCTOr WHO#2206

COmmANDmENTs#0528

mONTy PyTHON#3048

ADHEsIVE CHrIsT AlmIgHTIEs#0612

sticky Note BookletsSold in multiples of 6/style. Come packed in POP-ready display box.

DAlÍ's surrEAlIsT mANIFEsTOs#0546 33

$3.50 ea.

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sticky Note Booklets Sold in multiples of 6/style. Come packed in POP-ready display box. 3.25" × 4.5".

mOusTACHIOs#2952

WONDErlAND#2781

yEllOW suBmArINE#3330

EINsTEINIAN gluONs#0535

sHAkEsPEArE's muCH ADO ABOuT NOTHINgs

#0533

FEmINOTEs#1818

FrIDA's rEFlECTIONs#0529

FrEuDIAN slIPs#0041

TIErED sTICky NOTE DIsPlAyHolds 36 units. Free with purchase of 72 booklets. See page 64. #3105

POPDIsPlAyAll sticky note booklets come in POP boxes of six.

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grEAT DrINkErs sHOT glAssEsOur Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034

sHOT glAssEs These shot glasses are shot glasses for straight shooters of the highest caliber. #2236

sHOT INTO sPACE sHOT glAssEsSix shot glasses, eight animal pioneers. Raise a glass to the unsung heroes of space exploration! #3091

JEWs glAssEsA set of four juice glasses featuring famous Jews. One of thinkers, one of artists, one of

writers, and one of entertainers. Makes every nosh a meeting of the minds. #2869

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

glassware

mug sHOTssHOT glAssEs Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838

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$11.00

$9.50

$9.50

$9.50

$9.50

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sHErlOCk HOlmEs

A useful pocket-sized notebook where you

can jot down clues to a mystery! #3393

Notebooks

sPINNINg COuNTErTOP NOTEBOOk DIsPlAy

Baltic birch plywood & acrylic, assembles with no hardware.

See page 65. #4045

sTArgAzINgA beautiful little notebook with

constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart

the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders. #3394

ClOuDsPOTTINgComplete with cloudspotting charts and information, it’s the ideal place to document new cloud types, record all the storms you’ve chased, or simply jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the weather. #3886

NEW!

NEW!

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COmIC NOTE BOOkA handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas.

lArgE4.75" × 7", 48 pp. #3951

rEgulAr3.5" × 5", 64 pp. #3581

mINI mAsTErPIECEsA handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature

masterpieces. #3582

musICUPG’s Music notebook has 64 pages of staves so you can launch right into the

composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806

grEAT gAmEs!The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. 64 game pages, three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes), and easy-to-follow rules for several games. #3875

NotebooksSold in multiples of 6/style.

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$3.50

$1.75

$1.75 ea.

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These notebooks are your passports to sacred sites, imaginary places, and other fantastic lands. Not just a handy notebook — a journal for all your inward journeys.

“It is not down in any map; true places never are.”— Herman Melville

CAmElOT#1592

gArDEN OF EDEN#1594

ArEA 51#2962

PANgAEA#1464

NIrVANA#1593

mArs#2221

PArADIsE#1475

PlATO’s rEPuBlIC#1469

NEVErlAND#1590

THE uNCONsCIOus#1467

HEll#1465

Oz #1471

uTOPIA#1468

WONDErlAND#1473

Passport Notebooks Sold in multiples of 6/style.

uPg#296438

$1.75 ea.

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Available in:Small (Women’s 4.5-7.5, Men’s 4.5–6) #0112

Medium (Women’s 8-10, Men’s 6.5–8.5) #0111Large (Women’s 10.5-12, Men’s 9–11.5) #0110

fREUDIAN SLIPPERS

Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our

patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.

Minimum 2 pairs per size.

uPg Classics

INfLATABLE SCREAM DOLLDo-it-yourself inflatable Scream rises to 18" when you fill it with a sigh, a moan, or a scream of your own. He also wobbles on his water-filled base. #2961

Sold in multiples of 6.

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$15.00

$8.50

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T-shirts

Now your customers can dress in style—UPG style! Featuring 10 designs. No summer, winter, fall or spring collection is complete without them! 100% cotton.*

Let shoppers browse away without losing staff to refolding, refolding, refolding! Our beautiful rack displays UPG’s line of witty and brainy t-shirts — but not your entire stock. It’s the space-efficient way to engage your customers! See page 64 for details.

DRESS IN STYLE!

NeWdIsplAY!

Available in unisex Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, and XX-Large.

*Hello Dali is 90/10 cotton/polyblend.

CCAT1 - SmallCCAT2 - MediumCCAT3 - LargeCCAT4 - XLCCAT5 - XXL

MOON1 - SmallMOON2 - MediumMOON3 - LargeMOON4 - XLMOON5 - XXL

PINkF1 - SmallPINkF2 - MediumPINkF3 - LargePINkF4 - XLPINkF5 - XXL

cAt APPeARs

IN sUNlIGht!

LLAMA1 - SmallLLAMA2 - MediumLLAMA3 - LargeLLAMA4 - XLLLAMA5 - XXL

HELLOD1 - SmallHELLOD2 - MediumHELLOD3 - LargeHELLOD4 - XLHELLOD5 - XXL

NEW!

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T-shirts$13.00 if ordered in quantities of 12/style. +$1.00 for XXL. Min. 2 per size.

EUCLID1 - SmallEUCLID2 - MediumEUCLID3 - LargeEUCLID4 - XLEUCLID5 - XXL

LUCy1 - SmallLUCy2 - MediumLUCy3 - LargeLUCy4 - XLLUCy5 - XXL

CALVIN1 - SmallCALVIN2 - MediumCALVIN3 - LargeCALVIN4 - XLCALVIN5 - XXL

INSULT1 - SmallINSULT2 - MediumINSULT3 - LargeINSULT4 - XLINSULT5 - XXL

FDR1 - SmallFDR2 - MediumFDR3 - LargeFDR4 - XLFDR5 - XXL

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EuClID

$14.00 ea.

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Each Activity Bar comes in a fold-out four-panel box full of fun, facts, games, activities, and, to give you the energy to do it all, a delicious-tasting, gluten-free, kosher fruit and nut bar! A magnetic clasp keeps it all together. The package is wildly entertaining even after the bar is gone.Never before have so many had so much fun and nutrition for so little!

fUN ANDNUTRITIOUS!

3 Bar Rack (wire) #26776 Bar Rack (wood) #2678

See page 65 for details.

grEATDIsPlAys!

POP BOxEsFOr EVEry BAr

BAr-O-sAurusGames, trivia, facts, and fun – the Bar-o-Saurus activity bar is filled with plant-eating goodness! #3813

sHErlOCk HOlmEs mysTEry BArThe Sherlock Holmes Mystery Bar is a fruit-and-nut bar in a package filled with games and diversions – great fun for the die-hard Holmes enthusiast and the newly-smitten fan alike! #3811

BAr HumBugFeeling fa-la-la-la-la fatigued? BAR HUMBUG is the fruit-and-nut bar that comes complete with a Naughty List and

a cut-out coal ornament. Perfect for grab bags, last-minute stocking-stuffers, or a snack to get you through all that

shopping. Scrooge-approved! #3716

Activity BarsNEW!

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Arrr BArrr PIrATE BAr Box includes pirate lingo, cut-out pieces of eight, pirate quiz game and an official code of conduct! #2289

sTAr BArLearn about the universe while having a snack! #3040

sIgmuND FrEuD’s FruIT & NuT BAr An interactive box full of Freudian games, trivia, and even a cut-out Freudian cigar! #2338

BuDDHA BAr Buddha trivia, checklists, and a cut-out Buddhist shrine to display on your desk or nightstand. #2332

THE BArD BArMy kingdom for a tasty fruit and nut bar! #3041

THE lAsT suPPEr BAr Box contains a Jesus activity extravaganza: facts on the Last Supper, games, quizzes, jokes and trivia. #2334

A PrIEsT, A rABBI, AND A PENguIN WAlk INTO A BAr Inside you’ll find a concise History of Humor Timeline, a Comic Strip Construction Kit, and a crash course on punchlines. #2340

gAy BAr Includes games, activities, trivia, and even recipes for gay drinks that are guaranteed to leave you well hung over. That’s quite a package! #2339

WONDErlAND ‘EAT mE’ BArCurious? Open up the box and you’ll find games, puzzles, and quotes from your favorite Wonderland characters. #2337

EINsTEIN’s ENErgy BArOpen up the package for a real scientific education. You’ll be able to hold your own in any discussion of special relativity. #0967

NIETzsCHE’s WIll TO POWEr BArOpen the clasp and discover Nietzsche puzzles, facts, and 12 steps to becoming an Übermensch. There’s even a cut-out Nietzsche moustache! #2342

Activity Bars

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magnetic PersonalitiesfINGER PUPPETS & fRIDGE MAGNETS!

rOTATINg PuPPET rACksLarge rack #0165Small rack #4268See page 65 for details.

On your finger, it’s a puppet; on your fridge, it’s a magnet! Over 100 different fuzzy luminaries. Approx. 4" tall.

THE grEAT rEVOluTIONArIEsGandhi, Guevara, Trotsky, Mandela #0157

THE grEAT PHIlOsOPHErsPlato, Kant, Hegel, Nietzsche #0094

THE grEAT sCIENTIsTsSklodowska Curie, Einstein, Newton, Darwin #0423

Sold in multiples of 4.

BOx sETs

NEW!

NEW!

NEW!NEW!

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JANEAusTEN

#0145

sHOlEmAlEICHEm

#0516

lOuIsArmsTrONg

#2186

susAN B.ANTHONy

#0922

luDWIg VANBEETHOVEN

#0150

BIlly THE kID

#2943

NAPOlEONBONAPArTE

#0295

BlACkBEArD#1841

HANNAHArENDT

#0629

CHArlIECHAPlIN

#0928

gEOFFrEyCHAuCEr

#3918

ANTON CHEkHOV

#0919

NOAmCHOmsky

#3556

WINsTONCHurCHIll

#1842

JulIus CAEsAr

#2192

BuDDHA#0020

WAlTWHITmAN

#4096

AlANTurINg

#4097

HIllAryClINTON

#4098

$15.00 ea.

$14.50 each in case packs of 24.

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magnetic PersonalitiesSold in multiples of 6/style. $3.75 each in case packs of 36.

THE grEAT COmPOsErsBeethoven, Verdi, Puccini, Mozart #0158

THE grEAT PsyCHOlOgIsTsSigmund Freud, Anna Freud,

Jung, Couch #0096

THE grEAT ArTIsTsVan Gogh, Dalí, Kahlo, Monet #0012

Sold in multiples of 4.

BOx sETs

NEW!

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ClEOPATrA#3264

HIllAryClINTON

#4098

CHrIsTOPHErCOlumBus

#2193

DAVyCrOCkETT

#2942

mArIEsklODOWskA

CurIE#0296

sAlVADOr DAlÍ#0033

CHArlEsDArWIN

#0251

JACquEsDErrIDA

#2194

rENÉDEsCArTEs

#3741

FyODOrDOsTOEVsky

#0513

FrEDErICkDOuglAss

#0255

THOmAsEDIsON

#0292

EmIlyDICkINsON

#0544

CHArlEsDICkENs

#0031

ulyssEs s.grANT#0925

quEEN ElIzABETH I

#0519

mArTHAgrAHAm

#3917

AlBErTEINsTEIN

#0148

CHEguEVArA

#0155

kEITHHArINg

#2941

g.W.F.HEgEl#0197

ErNEsTHEmINgWAy

#0630

sHErlOCkHOlmEs

#0596

zOrA NEAlEHursTON

#0196

THOmAsJEFFErsON

#0521

JEsus#0929

mICHElFOuCAulT

#0185

BENJAmINFrANklIN

#0221

sIgmuNDFrEuD#0054

gAlIlEOgAlIlEI

#0178

gANEsHA#0923

mAHATmAgANDHI

#0161

EmmAgOlDmAN

#0514

$15.00 ea.

$14.50 each in case packs of 24.

$4.00 ea.

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PAVlOV’s DOg#0151

EDgArAllAN POE

#0198

sylVIAPlATH#3554

rOsA PArks#2185

PABlO PICAssO

#0921

PlATO#0095

THE grEAT WrITErsShakespeare, Woolf, Dickens, Tolstoy #0134

FrEuD & COuCHThe master and his couch. #0055

AlICE IN WONDErlANDCheshire Cat, Queen of Hearts,

Alice, Mad Hatter #2238

Sold in multiples of 4.

BOx sETs

magnetic Personalities

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JAmEsJOyCE#0146

FrIDAkAHlO#0057

FrANzkAFkA#0068

CArlJuNg#0067

ImmANuElkANT#0143

HElENkEllEr

#2945

sørENkIErkEgAArD

#0181

NElsONmANDElA

#0153

kArlmArx#0250

HErmANmElVIllE

#0601

gusTAVklImT#0291

lAO-Tzu#0073

rOBErTE. lEE#0927

lEONArDODA VINCI

#0543

ABrAHAmlINCOlN

#0245

mAlCOlm x#3916

ClAuDE mONET

#0082

mArIlyNmONrOE

#2187

W. A.mOzArT

#0144

mOsEs#3265

IsAACNEWTON

#0249

gEOrgIA O’kEEFFE

#0518

BArACkOBAmA

#0644

FrIEDrICHNIETzsCHE

#0087

DOrOTHy PArkEr

#0252

JOANOF ArC

#0293

$9.00 ea.

$15.00 ea.

$14.50 each in case packs of 24.

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VINCENTVAN gOgH

#0121

DIEgOVElAzquEz

#0633

gIusEPPEVErDI#0142

VErmEEr’sgIrl W/PEArl

#2235

quEENVICTOrIA

#3266

VOlTAIrE #3557

kurTVONNEguT

#2944

ANDyWArHOl

#0643

magnetic PersonalitiesSold in multiples of 6/style. $3.75 each in case packs of 36.

NEW!

NEW!

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gIACOmOPuCCINI

#0156

DIEgO rIVErA

#0154

rOBINHOOD#1839

ElEANOr rOOsEVElT

#0223

AugusTErODIN#0166

THEODOrE rOOsEVElT

#0254

BETsyrOss#1840

rumI#3740

WIllIAmsHAkEsPEArE

#0104

sAPPHO#0600

CArl sAgAN#3555

sCHröDINgEr’s CAT

#0152

THEsCrEAm

#0646

PETEsEEgEr

#3915

ArTHursCHOPENHAuEr

#0101

sHIVA#0924

BAruCHsPINOzA

#0515

NIkOlATEslA#0636

lEO TOlsTOy

#0160

kINg TuT#3263

sOJOurNErTruTH#0621

HArrIETTuBmAN

#0241

AlANTurINg

#4097

mArkTWAIN#0628

CHEsHIrECAT#2191

mADHATTEr

#2189

quEEN OFHEArTs

#2190

gEOrgEWAsHINgTON

#0294

VIrgINIAWOOlF

#0124

OsCArWIlDE#0635

WAlTWHITmAN

#4096

FrANk llOyDWrIgHT

#0610

AlICE#2242

$4.00 ea.

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secular saints

N ow eveN SecularSaiNtlier! uPG’S

Secular SaintS are beautiful votiveS honoring cultural heroeS you can believe in.

each Secular Saint iS rendered inrich color on fine paper, emboSSed and illuminated with gold foil.Saint’S day, patronage, and devotional “prayer” in calligraphic lettering appear on the reverSe.

New illuMiNateD DeSiGNS!

#3291

made in the

U.S.A.48

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sECulAr sAINT CANDlE DIsPlAyBaltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. See page 65 for details. #3804

secular saintsCase discount of $.25 off for 12/style. Sold in multiples of 4/style.

NEW!

NEW!

NEW!

NEW!

#3473

#2933

#3307

#4280

#4281

#4282

#4283

#3325

#3311

#3701

#3310

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sonic Wallets

Ever hear the saying “money talks”? Well, now your wallet can talk, or sing, or scream with our revolutionary Sonic Wallets. Made from durable Tyvek®, each wallet lets loose a different array of sounds each time you open it!

THE INCREDIBLE SONIC WALLET!

lIgHT sENsITIVEsound plays when wallet

is opened

ExPANDABlEthin wallet adapts to

hold your stuff

sPINNINg WAllET DIsPlAyShow off your sonic wallets on this spinning display. Holds 48 wallets. See page 64. #3228

DAy OF THE DEADNow your dinero can be as festive as the Día de los Muertos! Plays mariachi music each time you open it. #3318

JEWIsHWhether for babka or challah, you’re going to need dough. Plays “Hava Nagila” when you open it. #3319

ClAssIC sCI FI The superior intelligence’s choice for holding worthless Earthling currency. Made of space-age material! Plays a variety of spacey sounds each time you open it. #3324

CAmErAPay your models and darkroom fees with this sleek, retro Graflex wallet. Makes classic camera sounds when you open it! #2981

kITTENs Kittens, KITTENS, KITTENS! Kitten-crazy wallet meows when you open it. Because KITTENS!!! One compartment for kitty litter, another for toy mice. This wallet will meow every time you open it. Notice how we didn’t say purrfect. Shoot, well, now we did. #3321

AuDuBON BIrDsKeep a blue jay in your pocket—a dozen Audubon birdsongs and bird calls when you open the wallet. #3316

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sonic WalletsSold in multiples of 6/style.

THE sCrEAmHear existential screams and shouts each time you open the wallet. #2908

PATrIOTICThe most American wallet ever! Plays Stars and Stripes Forever and The Star-Spangled Banner! Sized perfectly for US currency. #2973

Drum mACHINEThis classic drum machine-inspired wallet lays down five beats! #2907

JEsusHallelujah! Sounds of angels and harps emanate as you reach for what is Caesar’s. #2970

BuDDHAFind your moment of zen when you reach for a ten. Plays four different chants and meditative sounds. #2974

sHAkEsPEArE INsulTsHurls seven insults and barbs from the Bard each time thou openst it. #2971

mOOlAHA blinged-out cow wallet that shouts “moo-lah” each time you open it to grab some moolah! #2975

BAsEBAllPlays classic sounds of a ball game each time you open it. It’ll make you want to buy peanuts. #2972

mONTy PyTHONYou’ll make a splash with this Monty Python wallet that plays music plus select quotes from the Pythons when you open it. #2982

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$8.75 ea.

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FrEuDIAN FINEry#0321

AmErICAN gOTHIC#2766

mIsTEr rOgErs’HEllO, NEIgHBOr!#3819

WIllIAm sHAkEsPEArE’sAll THE WOrlD's A sTAgE#3821

MIx IT UP!UPG’s magnetic dress-ups and play sets make your fridge fun again!

magnetic Play sets

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magnetic Play setsSold in multiples of 6/style.

yEllOW suBmArINE #3385

yOu’VE CrEATED A mONsTEr! #3519

FrIDA’s FrOCks & smOCks#2310

mArIlyN mONrOE'ssOmE lIkE IT HAuTE#2281

Omg: DEsIgN yOur OWN DEITy#2778

EINsTEIN’s ENsEmBlEs#0322

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magnetic Play sets Sold in multiples of 6/style.

grEAT mOusTACHEs sET#2498

FrEE ACrylIC DIsPlAyfor Great Moustaches magnet set available upon request with order of 12 units. #2696

mAgNETIC DrEss-uP

DIsPlAy rACkBaltic birch plywood,

assembles with no hardware. Holds 24 magnetic play sets. Available free with

purchase of 24 sets. See page 65. #3106

WHAT WOulD JEsus WEAr?#0323

OBAmArAmA #0654

THE FIrsT lADy OF FAsHION#0320

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mONTy PyTHON quOTEs mugTake a swig to wash down all that albatross. Featuring 20 classic quotes from the legendary comedy team. #2965

mONTy PyTHON sTICky NOTEs And now for something completely sticky! A sticky note book with notes featuring classic Python iconography. #3048

mONTy PyTHON sONIC WAllET

Handy when you want to buy an ant, a new parrot, or a bed (just don’t say

“mattress” to Mr. Lambert). Plays music and quotes from the Pythons.

#2982

mONTy PyTHON’s WAFEr THIN mINTs Don’t worry about how full you are—these fresh after-dinner mints will refresh you. They definitely won’t make you explode.* #3367

mINIsTry OF sIlly WAlks WATCH

Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass! #3049

Sold in multiples of 4.

Minimum order 2 pieces.

Min. order 24 tins.

Sold in multiples of 6.

Sold in multiples of 6.

* probably

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$3.50

$1.95

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gENEsIs OF THE DAlEks mug

Prof. Bakewell’s genuine blueprints for the design of the Dalek — The Doctor’s long-time nemesis.

Caffeinate before you exterminate! #3745

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

DIsAPPEArINg TArDIs mugAdd a hot beverage and watch the TARDIS travel through time and space! #1605

Doctor Who

Sold in multiples of 4.

WEEPINg ANgEl mugPour a cold beverage and the Weeping Angel looks like an ordinary statue. But when you add hot water… Whatever you do, DON’T BLINK! #3763

Sold in multiples of 2.

TArDIs umBrEllAOutside, the TARDIS travels through

the Vortex, but inside is the view from the Twelfth Doctor’s console.

Approximately 33” end-to-end, this brolly goes up at the push of a button,

and the 39” diameter means there is plenty of room for a companion! #3825

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TArDIs WATCHThe TARDIS flies around the vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with

magnifying watch face. #2207

Minimum order 2.

Doctor Who

TArDIs Vs DAlEkCrEAm & sugAr sETEven a rivalry of cosmic proportions takes time out for tea! The TARDIS holds the sugar and the Dalek holds the cream. Approx. 3-½" tall and highly civilized. #3746

Sold in multiples of 4.

TArDIs Vs DAlEk sAlT & PEPPEr sET

An epic battle across space and time can now take place over your dinner table with our TARDIS vs Dalek salt and pepper shaker set! These collectible ceramic shakers are a

must for every Doctor Who fan. #2453Sold in multiples of 6.

DOCTOr WHO sTICky NOTEsAdd another dimension to your memos with hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206

Doctor Who

Sold in multiples of 2.

TArDIs sOuP & sANDWICH VOrTExServe your guests chips and salsa or your favorite party dip in the TARDIS as it flies through the Time Vortex… or enjoy your soup and sandwich like the last of the Time Lords! #3766

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$23.00

$13.00

$10.50 Sold in multiples of 4.$10.25 case pack of 24 units.

$3.50

$22.50

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mister rogers

Sold in multiples of 6

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 6.

Sold in multiples of 6.

Sold in multiples of 24.

mIsTEr rOgErs' NEIgHBOrHOODsTICky NOTEsMister Rogers’ Neighborhood Sticky Notes can remind you to feed the fish or visit the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. #3820

mIsTEr rOgErs sWEATEr CHANgINg mugThis friendly mug features favorite Mister Rogers quotes and song lyrics, and when you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan! #3748

HEllO, NEIgHBOr!mIsTEr rOgErs’mAgNETIC DrEss-uPHello, Neighbor! Mister Rogers' mix-and-match magnetic wardrobe includes everything you need to spend a snappy new day with America's most beloved children's television personality. #3819

mIsTEr rOgErsquOTABlE NOTABlEThis die-cut Mister Rogers note card is the perfect way to tell someone “you are special” or to say hello to a friend. Send one just to be neighborly! #3885

mIsTEr rOgErs'ENCOurAgEmINTs

Make new friends! With delicious peppermint Mister Rogers’ Encouragemints, you’ll be confident you have the

freshest breath in the neighborhood! #4230

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$3.50

$7.75

$8.50

$2.00 ea. for 12+$2.25 ea. for 6

$1.95

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Card Displays

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THE IVOry TOWEr AND mINI IVOry TOWEr.

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diMeNSioNSW × d × h MateriaL(S) PriCe Qty For Free

diSPLay

Spinning Floor Card Rack 4047 40 18 × 18 × 78" Birch Plywood &

Acrylic 480

Small Countertop Card Rack 3704 16 13 × 13 × 30" Birch Plywood &

Acrylic 192

Large Countertop Card Rack 3705 24 13 × 13 × 42" Birch Plywood &

Acrylic 288

COUNTERTOPfLOOR

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3 TIEr

6 inside / 6 outsideHeight: 78" Width: 26" Depth: 21"

FINAlly an opportunity to offer the entire UPG product range in one versatile display. The Ivory Tower can hold all of UPG’s product lines in an attractive, efficient way. Designed with a flexible modular system, you can mix and match any and all of UPG’s lines. This spinning floor display holds a huge amount of product in a relatively small space.

AddItIonAl BenefIts:• 5% DIsCOuNT on all reorders, forever ($100 standard minimum applies)

• Newmodulesoffered with new product lines

IvORY TOWER

4 inside / 4 outsideHeight: 64" Width: 26" Depth: 21"

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IN ORDER TO QUALIFy FOR THIS PROGRAM, THE COMBINED STyLES AND

QUANTITIES IN yOUR INITIAL ORDER MUST FILL THE DISPLAy

COMPLETELy.

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3 tier diSPLay CoSt: $250 with order of $1500 or more. Free with order of $2200 or more.

2 tier diSPLay CoSt: $200 with order of $1100 or more. Free with order of $1400 or more.

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IvORY TOWER

lITTlE THINkErs

(Holds 12 units)ACTIVITy BArs(Holds 72 units)

sECulAr sAINTs(Holds 40 units)

WATCHEs(Holds 18 units)

mugs(Holds 24 units)

mINTs (Holds 216 units)

FOr A 3 TIErIVOry TOWEr:

CHOOsE 6

FOr A 2 TIErIVOry TOWEr:

CHOOsE 4

FOr A 3 TIErIVOry TOWEr:

CHOOsE 6

FOr A 2 TIErIVOry TOWEr:

CHOOsE 4

PAssPOrT NOTEBOOks(Holds 90 units)

PuPPET sETs(Holds 8 units)

sONIC WAllETs(Holds 48 units)

quOTABlE NOTABlEs(Holds 120 units)

mAgNETIC PErsONAlITIEs(Holds 60 units)

WATCHEs(Holds 18 units)

PIll BOxEs

(Holds 54 units)sTICky NOTEs(Holds 72 units)

mAgNETIC DrEss-uPcounts as 2 modules

(Holds 36 units)

INSIDE MODULES

OUTSIDEMODULES

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MINI

THE m.I.T. is modular and can be configured to hold nearly every UPG line. Don’t have space for an Ivory Tower? Go for a Mini! Order two or three and create your own UPG universe.The Mini Ivory Tower is fully customizable for your store. Here’s jUSt oNe exaMPLe of what it could hold:

36 Finger Puppets

16 Mugs

4 Little Thinkers

18 Sticky Notes

36 Wallets

9 Watches

16 Candles

ADDITIONAl BENEFITs:• 5% diSCoUNt on all reorders, forever ($100 minimum order)

• Newmodulesofferedwithnew product lines

Spinning base

36"

18.5" max14.5" max

IN ORDER TO QUALIFy FOR THIS PROGRAM, THE COMBINED STyLES AND QUANTITIES IN yOUR INITIAL ORDER MUST FILL THE DISPLAy COMPLETELy.

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With this assortment — $900 wholesale, $2000 retail at MSRP

The M.I.T. can hold between $700 and $2400 at MSRP.

mINI IVOry TOWEr COsT: $125. Free with order of $700 or more.

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grOuP A CHOOsE 2

quOTABlE NOTABlEs(Holds 108 units)

mAgNETIC PErsONAlITIEs(Holds 36 units)

NOTEBOOks(Holds 72 units)

DrEss uPs(Holds 12 units)

WAllETs(Holds 36 units)

PIll BOxEs(Holds 36 units)

IvORY TOWERIn order to get yoUr very oWN M.i.t., choose 2 from Group A and 6 from Group B below and then order the corresponding product to fill it. Couldn’t be simpler. Repeats are ok!

grOuP B CHOOsE 6

WATCHEs(Holds 9 units)

mugs(Holds 8 units)

sTICky NOTEs(Holds 18 units)

lITTlE THINkErs(Holds 4 units)

mINTs(Holds 60 units)

yOu CHOOsE WHICH lINEs FOr yOur m.I.T.!

CANDlEs(Holds 8 units)

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Displays

iteM SKU # oF StyLeS

diMeNSioNSW × d × h MateriaL(S) PriCe Qty For Free

diSPLay

Small Watch Rack 3977 6 10 x 8 x 12" Birch Plywood 9

Small Lockable Watch Rack 4043 6 10 x 8 x 12" Acrylic 12

Large Watch Rack 3541 12 12 x 12 x 15" Birch Plywood 18

Large Lockable Watch Rack 3471 12 12 x 12 x 15" Acrylic 24

Spinning Countertop Wallet Display 3228 8 12 x 6 x 23" Birch Plywood 48

T-Shirt Display 4279 8 30 x 22 x 34" Birch Plywood 96*

Sticky Note Rack 3105 6 11 x 10 x 15" Birch Plywood 36

Small Mint Rack 0193 3 2 x 10 x 14" Wire — black 72

Large Mint Rack 0139 6 4 x 10 x 14" Wire — black 144

Magnetic Moustache Display 2696 1 6 x 2 x 8" Acrylic 12

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Secular Saint Candle Rack 3804 8 11 x 13 x 24" Birch Plywood 32

Small Bar Rack 2677 3 7 x 12 x 18" Wire — black 36

Large Bar Rack 2678 6 14 x 14 x 10" Birch Plywood 72

Spinning Countertop Puppet Display 0165 24 12 x 12 x 36" Birch Plywood 144

Small Spinning Countertop Puppet Display 4268 16 10 x 10 x 32" Birch Plywood 96

Dress-up Rack 3106 4 9 x 10 x 24" Birch Plywood & Acrylic 24

Notebook Rack 3104 6 13 x 7 x 17" Birch Plywood 72

Spinning Countertop Notebook Display 4045 12 6 x 6 x 24" Birch Plywood & Acrylic 108

Spinning Countertop Pill Box Display 4044 12 9 x 6 x 20" Birch Plywood 36

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a Puppet Display for Slatwall 2753 10 21 x 1 x 20" Black Metal 60

B Card Strip for Slatwall 2751 6 21 x 2 x 10" Acrylic 72

C Single Wallet Module for Slatwall 3536 4 21 x 6 x 10" Acrylic 24

d Lockable Watch Case for Slatwall 2756 6 21 x 6 x 10" Acrylic 12

e Sticky Note Shelf for Slatwall 2754 6 21 x 4 x 7" Acrylic 36

F Dress Up Rack for Slatwall 2752 6 21 x 8 x 36" Acrylic 36

G Pill Box Adaptor for Slatwall 4041 6 21 x 4 x 7" Acrylic 18

h Puppet Set Shelf for Slatwall* 2824 2 21 x 6 x 10" Acrylic 8

i Notebook Shelf for Slatwall 2755 5 21 x 2 x 7" Acrylic 60

*may also be used to hold four mugs

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Henry VIIIBanned BooksDisappearing Civil LibertiesCrossword PuzzleShakespearean Love QuotesJesus ShavesNeW: Weeping AngelNeW: How To: Shadow PuppetsNeW: How To: yogaNeW: Superman

Through the AgesNeW: Wonder Woman

Through the AgesNeW: Batman

Through the Ages

t-shIrtsShakespearean InsultsPink Freud Here’s Looking at EuclidDalí Llama Cheshire CatHello DalíFDRMoon — Perigee & Apogee

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stICkY notesWonderlandDoctor WhoDocument First AidFreudian SlipsMusical NotesMuch Ado About NothingsEinsteinian GluonsFrida’s ReflectionsNeW: Sticky Notes of the DeepNeW: Mister Rogers’

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MAgnetIC plAY setsFrida's Frocks & SmocksHello Neighbor! Mister Rogers’

Magnetic WardrobeAll The World’s a Stage:

William Shakespeare's Mix n’ Match Magnetic Wardrobe

What Would Jesus Wear?Magnetic MoustachesSome Like It Haute:

Marilyn Monroe's Mix n’ Match Magnetic Wardrobe

Einstein’s EnsemblesFreudian Finery

MIntsEmpowermintsEinstein's Relatively Strong MintsManly MintsPunishmintsMints Are a Girl’s Best FriendRetiremintsAlice’s EnchantmintsAfter Therapy MintsInvisibility MintsAnti-Gravity MintsSin-O-MintsMessiah MintsMind Control MintsNeW: Mister Rogers’

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glAssWAreMug ShotsGreat Drinkers Shot GlassesSpace Shot GlassesShot Glasses

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otherPlanet PlatesTARDIS vs Dalek

Salt & Pepper SetFreudian SlippersInflatable ScreamTARDIS vs Dalek

Cream & Sugar SetNeW: TARDIS Soup & Sandwich

VortexNeW: TARDIS Umbrella

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