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VALENTINES STATEMENT C.R.A.P. ART PROJECTS | Fold | Fold | | INDEX 1 Bamboo chopping board B&M, £1.99 2 Plastic chopping board Tiger, £2 3 Heart shaped doilies 99p Shop, 99p 4 Mug The Works, £3.99 5 Fish pedant Selfridges & Co, £3950 6 Shrimp cufflinks Selfridges & Co, £290 7 Love Dip ASDA 18p ASDA SAYS....... A MESSAGE FROM THE EDITORS BAD SMELLS AREN’T SEXY GRAPH OF THE MONTH....... Hello and welcome to hell. If you like valentines day and pink, you’re in luck. As you know by now here at C.R.A.P. we have our fingers firmly on the pulse. Which is why we are so well placed to bring you the definitive guide to the top trends for this year. We have gifts for every budget but I’m afraid the choice is fairly limited. It’s either pink or heart shaped, which is why the shrimp cuff links get the special C.R.A.P. award for innovation. ASDA have failed to impress us this time around but win top marks for the bargain Love Hearts Dip at just 18p, which in this day and age is a crazy price, if you con- sider Freddos as being THE bench mark for bargain confectionery, at 20p per hit. Remember nothing says I love you like spending money ........
