“Some people attend church three times: When they are hatched, When they are matched, and When they are dispatched.”

“How long a minute depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on”.

“Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill”.

“A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol”.

“A perfect guest is one who makes his host feels at home”.

“A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it when it starts to rain”.

“A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized”.

“Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it’s been stepped on”.

“A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers”.

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book”.

“The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.”

“If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip”.

“We are, each of us, angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other”.

Music: La Boheme