;IST~ fIR YSSZ YVoluumne XL

• VANCOUVER, B .C., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1956

No. 29

Redshirts Raise $1,000Girl Injured in March o fDimes Football Classi cFirst-string passing quarter-back for Home Ec., Ruth Flemming, sustained a broken

ankle in one of the most bruising Grey Cup games in the history of the classic .Nurses, running out of split-T behind a gargantuan unbalanced line, humbled the home -

makers 12-6 in Thursday 's game .The noon-hour effort was part z --

o1' a Redshirt-sponsored blitz in !behalf of the March of Dimes . Dizzy Daneey,one thousand dollars on the days ievents .

EngineersHome Ec. opened the game with a dangerous aerial attack

that was cut short by the injury FO

e.d Iiof Miss Flemming . Running from

g g

pa T with options, they had diffi-culty sustaining an offense there -after ,_.

Hoo boy, them engineers' TheyLONE SCORE

organize real good, hey 'Their lone score came when First they figure to advertise

beer-bottle in a cloud of eggs.Joan Lennox recovered a tumble Grey Cup game in Ubyssey, thenflour, and Miscellaneous rot-,and crashed over from eight they figure steal Ubyssey to sel l

ten fruit, as the Aggie's cow yards out .

for March < .t Dimes . Yeah, rea l

"The

all played a terrif1 c romped to yict,Irt its the chariot

tool, hey .F' IVI' hundred p e 0 p 1 e bu ygame. and we ~~ere really prou drace at noon yesterday'

of them," said coaches Pete i ;bysseys. Seven thousand peo -

Shortly before the race, the Briege t and Bruce Eagle after ple miss game . Organization .Codiv' .r Go-Cart was stolen from the game . The girls threw them Hoe boy :its driver, John «'iginton, 4th in the lil

y pond anyway .

Cro'~•d arrives at game, beau -Chemical Engineering, by ten

Behind devastating blocking, tiful clear sky, no fo g , no teams .Foresters who threw him from ;Nurses demonstrated good ball Calliope plays : eight bars Jinglethe cart and dragged it from control, as split-T QB Sheila ! Bells, twelve bars John Brown' sbehind the Chemistry Building Twentvman handled her charge Body, four bars Jingle Bells, ,clown to the Home Ec, building .

Teams finally come. No sun, lot sing backfield with finesse, scor -ing on a quarterback pass-option antri td lots fog. No game for a

herself . The other Nursing ma- w e .

jor came on an off-tackle slant

Game starts ; Nurses versu s

from five yards out .

Home Ec. Two well-endowed

f debris as the Au gie drivers

half-time was devoted to the,

. STUDENT AID

many professionals or the adver ttotted not Engineer -horses," The, pie throwing that has some-

Mp

ng

The bill proposed financial tisers aren't doing a good enoug hEngineers disinteereted when , how become associated tvitlt aid

aid to university students in the job ." he said, as memIc c rs count -he Aggies started using natural to crippled children un this ram T form of `;;l00 per subject draw n - erect with shouts ou ' e~l~scene ~ "

~ .~liel fertilizer . Tee :Ag~,it's won p u g

0 Defend

front S'25,000,000 set aside ,:nnu- a!td "You are demurolii .ing th ein a «'aIka 'ay .

DEMOCRAC Yl'ircl ing the mali . the Aggie s

)(lied Err ;ulcers and onlooker swith equal impartiality .

Their infamous victory pt'om!)

ei :vtdunl a chance to °"'d su med A'~;pit president Bill Davis

The crowd, of whir't "01'0 sev i ser' vative leadership will present

"'I hare are student ; all s crim;

u say : "E .U .S . has b

oral old 1adle .; tvito leutked tip the "Case for conservatism' . to- mer vv0rk, meaning drat he has Canada who don't have limes 'become an-

nthtr A .L .S. They can't do any-) from unit to time from their) day in Art : 100 at noon .

no chance to gee haw the come en,tblt them to enjoy hi ;;he , t-

p

knitting, ""w Jabour g° On the

Mr . Fleming has been one of try and businea operates 'ing . Engineers were goad, but

education," Guu°jon said . -j'hi s

he Aggies were lust that ntuclt block for $5 .75 . He drew Rasp- the opposition's foreign policy HEAVY BURDEN

, bill should have been introducedspeakers and recently lashed CC U :speakers stated that the at least 1(10 years ago . It veil 1out at American foreign policy . act would be "a heavy burden turn us into an industrialize dIn the pipeline de bate Fleming un taxpa y ers who are already nation .' '

—

MacDonald brought S71 .50 .six- became the tirst 'member to be ewerbtn•dened With defense ex-

"«'e cannot adt'ance eeen.ntu -

WANTED : Male, willing to, ty-six dollars of which was it named by a speaker in over 12 nenditures

ically, socially or sttiritti ;d .v-ravel ; must be clean cut, clean! check from the Engineer's Smoke years .

''I am shocked," LLP leader without education " he said . Ye e

iyute, like danceig, for first or . He teas gleefully clobbered

lie flew in last night from the Jim McFarlane interjected, "to will be doing your ceront i

ryentt :Mardi Gres dancing teaun . with Coconut Crean . pie, Mac special session of parliament, to hear a socia ;lst say that we :;1v•e great service by pas ;ii~g th 4;rock stage ro(vtt0, noon today . Donelii just

adore ; Cucetttut li start his campaign for the none so much to arms that we can't bill ."

)vcr 5 loot 7 . Streets:, too .

Cream pie .

illation out the coast .

at' :oi'd to give anything to eduea-

They didn't .

AggiesMutilateRedshirti By BARRIE COO K

Lady Godiva fell from he

By BARRIE HAL E

BEASTL YThe machine, a red-and-whit e

beast mounted on a Model Tfront end, was found by theEngineers in the Home Ec . build-ing and dragged on to the start-ing post on the Main Mall .

The Aggie's Cow, a lumberin gox, built on the lines of a battl eship, was standing there, pa-tiently disgorging great quanti-ties of eggs, flour and rotte n•egetables to eager Aggies an d

Foresters .

topped them Heim using the to the Nurses .logs .

schools .

Nurses

two-platoon ,powerful split-tee offense. Score

! twice: off-tackle slant, quarter -Coaches Roy Jokanovich and back option . Lots and lots cheer- ;

Charlie Kules also expressed ing Them nurses ; Hoo boy! 'pride in their team, as Kules Home Ec . offense no hell . Scorereceivd a victor's dunking in once . Them tailbacks .the showers . Which showers, we

Gerry Gouejon's National Reform Party went down towere not informed .

Pie-throwing at half-time, hey .

Stretcher bearers were in at Chinese auction . Bids for Ja• resounding defeat in its first try at Mock Parliament Thursday

hour and MacDonald . Chinese noon at the hands of vicious and spirited Social Credit, CCF ,tendance, and Nurses provide dtheir own cheer leaders, who yen . Strawberry, lemon cream Liberal and Conservative opposition .

drew raucous applause from the hies, Chinese torture. Confusions

The cries of Gouejon 's staunch''say : "Hoo boy, Them Engin e

crowd .

supporters defending the pro- lion . The aim of the oppositionThe game was jovially refer• eers'

! nosed "Educational Assistance is to defeat any progressive leg •eed by Thunderbird coach rFrank ! efer ! Chariot race next, hey . Ag- Act" as "a g reat benefit to Can -

gies beat Redshirts . Win with

illation put forth by any goy°rn •road . A member of the faculty Gnup, who somehow managed

'la` and' aria ." died an agonizing death men' , "forbade there from lighting the! to esc•rpe unscathed after meting fluurand stirruppuntt.,s . Hoo boy! tinder the accusations of hart!-

ewe have only to r . call the°as, and a crowd of Ag•gics out the majority of penalties!

hitting and God-fearing opposi• expose of Vancouver' : call-, :r 1Crippled children'. «'1 it trillrich members that the bill "des •

children, hey .'

racket three years ago to realize!pled

PART YThe Engineers tried to retali-

te by throwing leas, a six-by-ix and gas and oil over the

THROWING

` troyed individual initiative'" and that there is little nerd for pro .The race started in

shower PIE "demoralized the student ."

fessionals. Either ti•.ere are too

EXPRESS PRIDE

MockParliment

Old Parties Gang UpOn NRP1 Defeat Bil l

ROUGH BROADS GOOSE ENGINEER

ally .

house! "Competitive bids were taken'

•

Clue bill is not only harmfu lCOnSerVatlSM

ERASER EJECTE Dfor the priviledge of smearing

because it chain ; the student ~ ICouncil president Dolt Jabour

The s . carrot teac .0 ei i sto Canaria for five years afte r

and htedshirt chief John -lac .

Donald Flentine . Conservative

as inspirited Derek Ems( r ~~. . . ;' ALP . from 'l'ornto

one of « ractuation . the

ejected from the Iteeuoeopposition m~titt •Donald .

o

and

bythe four contender ; for the Con- taitteit ." bit it also gives thy' i~t- 'pe'aker Pill Mal 'ehak .

metier . It has become obvious berry Cream pie . and 1"'°"°u" -

hat

Aggie is ectual to 15 En (c! : "MIumph . Ver' good, Ver '

Meters :

tasty . '

THE UBYSSE Y

Is 'Uncommitted' IndiaCommitted To Russia?

PAGE TW O

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Sports Editor

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DAVE ROBERTSO NReporters and Desk : Olie Wurm, Mike Raynor, Hank Haw -

thorn, Helen Zukowski, Barrie Cook, Barrie Hale, Bill Calder -wood, and Murray Ritchie .

Sports : Ian Todd, Ralph Croizier, Dwayne Erickson .

Guest Editoria l

More Facts, Pleas eAn ancient Hindu proverb tells of four blind men wh o

stumbled over s9rnething . One felt something smooth an dpointed and thought, "a spear ." The second felt somethin gsolid and rough to the touch and thought, "a wall .'' the thirdfelt something smooth and flexible and thought, " a snake . "The fourth felt something rough to the touch and round an dthought, "a tree . " Actually they had stumbled upon an ele-phant and the first man felt its tusk, the second its side ,the third its trunk and the fou r th man one of its legs. Whichgoes to show the clanger of jumping to conclusions withou texamining all the evidence .

Since 1948 the United States has spent five hundred mil -lion dollars for propaganda, chiefly in an attempt to tur nthe tide of world communism, (see "Billions . Blunder andBoloney." by E. W. Castle) . Much of this stream of propa-ganda has been directed against those countries which li ejust on the other side of the "iron curtain ." Hungary, sincethe Occupation Forces moved out of Austria, has been sucha country .

For twenty five years, since 1919, Hungary existed unde ra fascist regime led by Horthy . There was strong anti- Jew-ish feeling in the country from the earliest days of Horthy ,and this feeling increased in intensity with the years . In 1927 ,a treaty of friendship was signed with Mussolini . The Ency-clopedia Brittanica says this of Gyula Gombos, who becam ePresident'Minister in 1932 : "(he was) notorious for his fas-cist, anti-semitic and military views, and in foreign polic ythe prophetic adherent of an "axis" to consist of Hungary ,Italy and Germany'." In 1938, Hungary pledged her ful lsupport to Hitler, and during the Second World War fough ton the side of the Nazis against the Allies .

After only eight years of communist rule, there are stil lstrong facist elements in the country . There is also a larg emiddleclass which has been dispossesed of much of it swealth, and a large number of students who, as in mos tEuropean countries, are always eager to express their radica lideas by demonstrating and other means . Propaganda hasbeen directed to these three groups particularly and thes eare the most likely people to start a rebellion . A revolt, to be

successful . must have a large supply of arms . Who suppliedthe Hungarian rebels with weapons ?

In the "Vancouver Herald " of Nov. 1st appeared this

U.P. report :"It was fairly obvious that the Hungarian revs lution ha s

been planned for months---or even years--but one big ques-tion remained unanswered by the rebels fighting for freedom .

"I asked the question everywhere I turned, but eachtime the answer was only a stoney silence . The question :"How did you get so many guns? "

" . . . We had them, " the rebel colonel replied sharply .

"You mean you've been planning this, uprising for a lon gtime, getting ready, been waiting? " I pressed . There was n o

answer .Certainly the communists did not supply them . It is pos-

sible that weapons were secreted across the Austrian-Hun-garian border by the West? It seems ridiculous to spend fivehundred million dollars mainly to stir up discontent in thes ecommunist countries, and then when all the makings ar ethere for a revolt, not to supply the rebels with weapons .It is rather disquieting to think aobut this, the implication s

are so grave. For many lives have been lost in the effort sof the Hungarian and Russian armies to quell the revolt .

If this whole thing has been planned by the West, on

can understand America 's constrenation at Britain 's suddenmove in Egypt as this move robbed the Hungarian revolt o f

much publicity . Certainly the Western powers have playe d

the situation to the full, even to the oetent of having refu-gees arrive in New Jersey with Is, , t ii i speli wrapped aroun d

their feet in place of shoe . This i ., ,r-ndering to emotional -

hem carried to its extreme .If the Western powers feel justified in sacrificing Hun-

garian lives to stop the advances of eoinn ;unism, that is a

matter for our leaders ' own conscience, but I eb ;eet to their

attempts tc, pull the wool over our ayes .—K} HODIONSON, ARTS 1 .

THE NEW REPUBLI C"How can you justify India' s

double standard on colonial -ism?" Answering a Canadia ntelevision interviewer . Nehru' sbiographer Frank i\braes di dnot pretend to justify . "To becandid ." he said, "it's a ques-tion of color. When a whiteman oppresses a colored man ,that to us is colonialism . "

Less than six weeks later th econjunction of the Suez andHungarian crises caught Indi awith its double standard ex -posed as it had never been be -fore .

Yet behind India's UN vot ewith the Soviet Union on Rus-sian troop withdrawals fromHungary lies more than a"question of color ." Indeed, i firrational racism did in fac tdetermine Indian diplomac ythere would he little reason t ohope for improvement in 1 mdie's relations with the West .

Prime Minister Nehru's thre edays in Washington beginnin gDecember 16 could be writte noff before his arrival . It is pre-cisely because Indian behavio rdoes invariably have an ex -planation (if not justification )in the real politik of her ownnational interest that the term s

THE REPORTE RA comparative study in tim-

ing provides an insight into th enature of Asian noncommittal -ism . The British-French inter-vention in Egypt—not to argu eits merits here — drew instan tdenunciation from New Delh iand a formal protest to Londo nand Paris .

But the Soviet onslaught o nHungary, a rather more obvi-ous exercise in savage colonial -ism, was evidently not the sor tof thing on which a statesma nof lofty spirit, such as Prim eMinister Nehru, passes hast yjudgment .

MOWED DOWN PEOPL EThe Hungarian rebellion

started in late October . By theend of the month Russian tank swere pounding Budapest andmowing down its people .

On November 1 the Hunga-rian government notified th eUnited Nations of its deman don Moscow to get Soviet troop sout of the country .

On the second it was plead-ing with the Security Counci lto help launch negotiations t othat end . By the fourth, at theheight of the rebellion, the UN

UNJUSTIFIE DThe Editor ,The Ubyssey :

The decision of the students 'council to debar ParliamentaryForum from sposoring any fur-ther Mock Parliaments in th eBrock Lounge, reflects on th emajority of the councils in-abliity to recognize the import-ance of the Political Clubs o ncampus .

I feel that these clubs bene -

of a long range friendship ca nbe negotiated .

India's vote on Hungary, fo roxionplc. arose in part fro mdoubts over the extent of th eU .S. commitment to Pakistanin the dispute over Indian oc-cupied Kashmir . Nehru fearedthat Pakistan--with possibl eU .S . support — would seiz eupon the precedent of U Nelection .; for application inKashmir .TWO REALITIES

India confronts two basicrealities in her foreign rela-tions, and it is these realities ,n o t emotional ''Asianism, "which in the final analysis de-cide policy .

The first is the proximity o fthe Soviet Union, coupled wit hgrowing Soviet influence i nAfghanistan and in restivePakhtoon tribal areas adjacen tto Kashmir .

Second is the three-cornere dMoslem problem — Pakistan ,Kashmir, and India 's own 4 0million Moslem minority .

It was to give the India nMoslems a homeland that th eBritish carved out Pakistan 1 0years ago . But while 60 mil -lion Moslems form the ne w',arc, 40 million Moslems re -

General Assembly called o nthe Soviet government to desis tand withdraw its forces .

India abstained . No instruc-tions, its representative ex-plained, had come from Ne wDelhi .OFFICIAL REACTIO N

The Times of India remarke dwith an air of puzzlement, "Of-ficial reactions to develop •meets in HIungary are, strange-ly enough, not forthcoming . "And V . K. Krishna Menon, thatwaspish champion of interna-tional righteousness, had n ocomment for reporters inquir-ing as to his views on the mas-sacre .BROKE SILENCE '

In short, it was not until No-vember 5 that Nehru broke hi ssilence . and then he carefull ylinked the Soviet's dark deedwith the British-French attac kon Suez .

Without even mentioning th eSoviet Union by name, he rue -fully noted that the five prin-ciples pledging noninterferenc ein another nation's affairs an dsigned by Russia, among others ,were "mere words without an ymauling to some countries wh oclaim the right of deciding pro -

members, but alsa assist to de-velop a sense of responsibilityand subsequently a maturerattitude in the student body .

Parllamentary Forum was ac-cused of '' , lumping on the band -wagon," which I epresut nmeans the opening of the Broc kLounge one noon hour eac hweek for club activities . Migh t1 point cut that this club wasone of the crime in stigators i nfit noi only their resepenve

mained in India—and to sur-render Moslem Kashmir, whic his literally in the middle, woul din the Indian view vindicat ethe theocratic basis of the par-tition and touch off new anti -Moslem civil war inside India .TENSION AGGRAVATE D

Paradoxically, the UnitedStates, acting in the name o fcollective security, has onlyaggravated the tension be-tween India and her neighbors .

Arms aid to Pakistan, one o fSecretary Dulles' most pointe drepudiations of Truman policy,gave the Soviet Union its pre -text to penetrate Afghanistanand the strategic Pakhtoo ntribes .EXTRICAT E

Should the President decid eto extricate the United State sfrom South Asia's family quar-rel, then the agenda for Neh-ru's visit automatically broad -ens. For a cancellation of th ePakistan Pact would signalover-all revision of U .S . policyto neutrals—leading in turn t oexpanded U .S. economic aid t oSouth Asia . In return, the U Scould with justice press upo nIndia our view that friendship sare not nurtured on doubl estandards of morality .

blems by superior might, "On the same occasion his

Education Minister denounce dBritain and France but men-tioned the USSR only to prais eits new policy of "liberation . "

DISPASSIONAT EEven more restrained and

dispassionate was the reactionof the Indonesian government ,which had swiftly called a nemergency meeting of its Par-liament to condemn the "ag-gression against Egypt" but a slate as November 5 was unableto take a position on Hungar ybecause reports from Budapes twere still "too vague . "

On the ninth a carefull yworded statement came fromJakarta expressing "regrets "over the "involvement" of So-viet troops in Hungary .

Ceylon and Burma, like In-dia, abstained in the U .N . Gen-eral Assembly, though the Cey-lonese Prime Minister late rcondemned the Soviet action .

All in all, it has been a ba dtime for those Americans whoare addicted to swooning ove rthe spiritual superiority of theholier-than-thou prophet-states-men from the mysterious East .

urging this deceision, for it i sin this place alone that a housecan be set up resembling eithe rthe House of Commons or th eProvincial Legislature .

I extend a cordial invitationto the members of the counci lto attend the next Mock ParHameln on Nov . 29, ire the ho pthat they will recognize rho sresponsibility to the Politic aClubs, which have a combin en,cmbershlp of over 300 .

Chris Maude .

Neutral Blindness ?

Nehru's Vacillation :The West's Opportunity ?

Letters to the Editor

Friday, November 30, 1956

THE UBYSSEY

PAGE THREl

Since Station CJOR hasplaced ballot boxes all civetcampus requesting student sto list their "ten favourit ehits" for the "Theme Fo rTeens" program people hav ebeen tugging at our anklesand begging us to name OU Rfavourites .

"Mississippi Mud" by Son-ny Clapp and his Band 0 'Rhythm is our favourite" the ycried . "What's yours? "

"Read it in our column, "we replied, laughing gaily ,"And don't forget to visit theTie Bar, 712 West Pender, forall your Christmas crava tneeds . "

And so here, students, is

.. I ),,the Tie Bar's choice of the To pTen on the UBC Hit-Parade .

1 .—The Last Throes o fSommers — Wacky Bennet tand his Six Fat Baptists .

2 .—Davy, Davy Fulten, Th eKing of the Mild Frontier —Terry O'Brien and His SevenGory Tories .3 .—Borgia On My Mind —

The Food Services All—Gir lOrchestra, featuring Charlott eBlack and her Magic Carrot -Dicer .

4 .—Who Threw the Twong -Pouch In Gordon Wismer' sPork Barrel? — Jimmy Sin-clair and His Seven Silly Sal-mon Roe .

5 .—They Don't Love Liber-ac In Sodom and Gomorra h—Phil Spitalny and His Si xSputum Cups.

6 .—Praise The Lord an dPass the Pipeline—E . C . Man-ning and His Men .

7.—You'll Wonder Wherethe Fellah Went—By AnthonyEden and His Gaza StripStompers .

8 .—Drink To Me Only WithCalgary Ryes—Bobby Bonne rand His Temperance Ten .

5.—Red Tails In the Sun-set--By the Grosbeak Bird-watchers Society Male Chorus .

10. —That Cotton-Pickin' ,Banjo Strummin', Magnoli aMunchin', Steamboat Ridin' ,Pickaniuny Singin', Possum -Killin', Blue Grass Chewin' ,Sorghum Lappin ' , Mammy -Lovin', Bourbon Sippin', Lev yStompin ' , Ever Lovin' South -land of Mine—By Olaf Nord-strool and His Swinging Swe-des .

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sponsored by the Dance Clu bhas been cancelled due to th efog. People with tickets will bereimbursed in the clubroom .

GREAT TREK -- Meeting o fthe Greater Vancouver AreaCommittee will be held in Art s105 at 12 .30 today .

MUSIC APPRECIATION Clubwill meet today at noon in th eNorth Brock Music Room . Dis -

' cession and comparison of th eworks of Dimitri Shostakovichwill be held .

Ae.ACADEMIC CONFERENCE L

committee will hold a meetin gto discuss organization at 2 .30today in the Board Room of th eBrock .

MARDI GRAS—Men's Chorus 'Line tryouts will be held toda yin the Brock Stage Room a t12 .30 .

CAMERA CLUB will hold a 'meeting in Arts 204 at noon to- ,day to discuss next terms pro• \gram . Please bring prints fro mthe last Portrait session . Prof .Belyca will outline the spring ,salon .

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, November 30, 193 8

PSYCHOSOMATIC MANIFESTATIONS of a severe re-pression is the diagnosis says Dr . Freud to pretty Penn yGaston . Paul Fritz is the psychoanalyst in Thursday, Fri -day, Saturday—the Varsity revue appearing in the Audi-torium tonight and tomorrow night .

Lrno JSince the last appearance o f

the Critic's Page in the Ubys-sey, charges ranging from con-ceit to cussedness to cupidit yhave been levelled at me . Some -thing is wrong . I don't thin kyou people understand me . Ithink I'm a discerning critic ,an exciting writer, and rathera nice fellow .

But many of you, apparentl yare so bedazzled by my tech-nical brilliance that you cannotsee that my concepts are vali dand that mine is a mature an dimportant talent . You wantme to assume the death pall o fa Wedman or a Kirkwood, ca nthe funny stuff, and feed youstraight goods .

But after all, most moviesARE awful, and to reviewthem in a sober, objective man-ner, in cold blood, as it were ,must surely try sorely the pa-tience of both critic and reader .So I strain my creative facul-ties to the fullest to prepare fo ryou pleasant, digestible littl etidbits — but you will not sayamen . I am most in need ofblessing — wherefore will yo unot say amen?

If I am to entertain and in-struct you good folk in matter scinematic, I must first be as-sured of your intelligence an dgood faith . So far, I've foundlittle evidence of either .

,GIANT ain't no hell . T'ain teven much of a spectacle. It' sbumbling, uneven and disjoint-ed, and James Dean is unfortun-ately so consummate an artistas to make anyone acting withhim look like that rather infe-rior animal, a movie star . Liz(hoo-ee! those hips!) Taylo rcertainly acts as well as sheever has, maybe even better i na couple of scenes . and RockHudson comforts himself wit hsome dignity, but Dean is th eonly actor to illumine everyscene in which he appears, th eonly actor with that magic tha tcompels a breathless scrutin yof his every move and word .He seems a sure bet for an Os-car.

The supporting players, par-ticularly Mercedes McCam-bridge and Dennis Hopper, ar eall fine, but knock themselvesout as they may, the actorscan't overcome the screenplay'sdisunity and tie their variou sepisodes together. There aresome good scenes, such as th efuneral for the young Mexica nsoldier, and, earlier in the gar-gantuan proceedings, the break-fast-table scene in Maryland ,but the whole of the picturefalls short of the sum of it sparts, chiefly . I think, becaus eit never decides just what i tis, or what it is trying to do .

THE MOUNTAIN, a Hem-ingwayish tale of alpine deer-mg-do, features Robert Wag-ner, a very bad actor, an dSpencer "leathermug" Tracy ,a very good one .

If we can judge by this mo -A as R . J .'s poppa's cabbage i sthe only thing keeping the ki demployed ntoviewise . As Tra-c}'s determinedly schizoid bro-ther, he s t ruggles to portra ytwelve different kinds of en-smy alien, and succeeds only

in imitating a surly playboy inhis cups . It's a great pity hecouldn't have been killed of fearlier, and Tracy left to bearthe burden of the acting alone .01' Spence is eminently up t osuch a task .

He is cast as a broken downSwiss peasant, always a littl eafraid of the mountain he s omagnificently conquers . It isthe ultimate in sympatheti c

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— MIKE MATTHEWS

Chick Swallow, the novel'snarrator, asserts in the firs tparagraph : " . . . Man is nota donkey lured along by acarrot dangling in front of hi snose, but a jet plane propelledby his exhaust, " and the nove lproves to be an exfoliation o fthe process that changes . th ecarrot into the exhaust .

Chick and his friend . NickieSherman, pass through adoles-cence avoiding responsibilit yand effort with a sort of fin-de-siecle finesse, confoundin gtheir parents with such lanqui dobsers antes as : "Instead ofcoming to one's senses . , .howmore delightful to let one' ssenses come to one . "

Chick's nebulous hopes fo ra life of benign physicalagrandizement begin to dimwhen Crystal Chickering, agirl whose platform is in fin eshape, but whose upstate re-turns are disappointing, ac-cepts the proposal of marriagethat he makes in an ectas yof gratitude over the fact tha ttheir extracurricular activitie shave not rendered her preg-nant . Four years of collegeand a year of inactivity de-voted to painlessly estrangingCrystal do not avail, and, mut-tering "I'll wend my maze, "Chick marries the girl an dsettles down to life in Decen-cy, Conneticut .

When Crystal's father dies ,Chick assumes his positio non the local paper, that of au-thoring The Lamplighter, a nadvice column whose cardina lfeature is the Pepigrams . Theyouth who had said : "There isonly one thing worse tha nnot having children, and tha tis having them," now findshimself grinding out such Pep sas : "If you keep your sleeve srolled up, you won't get s omuch on the cuff," and "T o

turn stumbling blocks into step -ping stones, pick up you rfeet ." to support a wife, tw ochildren, a sister, a mother ,and a brother-in-law—his ol dfellow bolevardier, Nickie .

Mr . Dc Vries misses fewtricks a s he leads Chic kthrough the pitfalls and ob-livion of a solid, statistical ,bourgeois life . Describing th eBig Lull, he almost alway sachieves the Big Laugh a sChick eventually comes t ostruggle to maintain the verymorality that stifles his fe wclaims to individuality, an dfinally becomes inextricabl yentrenched in the middle class ,his boulevardier aspirations

CRITIC'S CRITI CEditor ,The Critic ' s Page :"He draweth out the threa d

of his verbosity finer than th estaple of his argument," quoththe bard . Were it not for thelapse of centuries, Shakespear emay well have been referin gto the latest Hollywood-styl eproduction by the Critic's Pageof the Ubyssey . As usual, i ttakes the form of a dramaticmonologue who as star prove she hasn't improved his abilit yto portray the type of characte rhe seems addicted to—a moviecritic . Although heroic attemptsare made by the Queen's Eng-lish and the Reputation of th eUbyssey in supporting roles ,they fail to mitigate the mis-directed activities of the lead .The vehicle becomes a show-case of verbal pyrotechnic swhich flare and fizzle their de-vious ways from one slipshodscene to tile next .

Not that Mr . Matthews lack stalent—he has talent aplenty .But he wouldn't find more ful-fillment in a humourous char-acterization or some other buf-foonery more congenial to thi stalent? He obviously lacks thesensitivity and understandin gnecessary for interpreting thi sadmittedly difficult role . It isnot a portrayal which can bereduced to a formula but re-quires instead a versatility ofexpression suitable to each ne wopus. Such a consistentl yheavy - handed and unsympa-thetic treatment of the subjectmatter loses its novelty whe nviewed for the third or fourthtime . Furthermore, a livelyshow can be achieved withoutresorting to disreputable orflamboyant dialogue which con -

veys nothing of value to th eaudience . Conceivably his in-terpretation is a lesser evi lthan that of those actor-criticswho hide their meanings i npedantic obscurity . At least ou rcritic offsets his profound „pr omeats by titillating the God -damn lowbrows as they watchbreathlessly for samples oblasphemy or off-ocolour inn uendo. What is accomplished battaching vulgar, little-boy a ppellations to the persons an dcharacters oC everyone connected with his subjects b eyond me . Such usage coo lbe governed by its a oplicati oto the theme and nol' used atawdry exhibitionism to car ran otherwise weak sod museating performance .

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Vries, published by Little, Brown and Co ., N.Y.Who followed the Lost Generation and the War Genera-

tion? According to Peter De Vries, it was and is the Dul lGeneration . Of such, at any rate, are the frittering flan-eurs that are the principle characters of his nove l

Mr. De Vries has, for th epast few years, been a lead-ing humorist for The Ne wYorker, and seems most likel yto best fill the silence left a svollies from the pens of E . B .White and James Thurber con-tinue to diminish . It is withthe broad strokes of the hum-ourist that he sketches thi snew generation .

Friday, November 30, 1958

THE UBYSSEY

PAGE FIV E

LIVED IN HUNGAR Y

Director AnUnusual Man .

By ROSEMARY KENT-BARBERUBC's unusual Musical Society naturally has a mos t

unusual person for its Choral Director .Teo Repel has combined the careers of school teacher ,

farmer, soldier and cellist to come up with a warm fas-cinating personality .Born in Poland, he studie d

the cello at the Conservator yof Music in Cracow while at -tending social science classe sat Cracow's University . Hegraduated in 1939, concurrent-ly with the Germans invad-ing Poland .

Escaping to Hungary he liv-ed there for six months and re-tains "warm memories of th emost friendly and hospitabl epeople on earth ." "Hungarywas a free country then," Mr .Repel said. "I wish there wassome way we could help he rto be free today but the onl ything we can do is to send re-lief in the form of money . "

Mr. Repel conducts th eUBC choral society in an Hun-garian Relief concert on De-cember 6 .

When Hungary in her turnwas invaded by Germany, Mr .Repel escaped to Yugoslavi aand from there to Franc ewhere he joined the Free Po-lish Army. After the fall o fFrance he escaped via a stole nbus, bicycles, a lorry and aBritish coal ship to Englandwhere he became an apprent-ice school instructor for th eRAF.

presented in collaboration with S .C .M. andV.C.F. in aid of this Hungarian Scholarshi pFund. rFom left of right: Theo Repel, Mer-vin W a t s o n, Gwyneth McArravy, an dYvonne Tasaka .

Varied Programme FeaturedAt Choral Society Concert

On Thursday, December 6, at 12 :30 in the auditorium the Choral Society, S .C.M .V.C.F . will present "Christmas In Song." The cost is 25c and all the proceeds go t oHungarian Scholarship Fund .The concert will be directe d

by Choral Society's new di -rector, Mr . Theo Repel . Be-sides such traditional carol sas "Joy to the World," thechoir will sing many unusua lcarols as "Carol of the Drum"and "Carol o fthe Bells . "

A Polish carol "God i sBorn," a spiritual "Listen t othe Lamibs" and a Canadia ncarol "Quiet Chamber" willalso be sung . Mussoc's quarte tsinging "Go Tell It On Th eMountain" proves to be veryentertaiining .

The soloists are Thera Haw-key and Mervin Watson. Pro-fessor Les Crouch of, Minesand Metallurgy will play theHammond Organ . This organhas been loaned to Musso cspecially for this concert .

Cathy Nicoll of the Stu -den's Christian Movement an dGlen Baker of the Varsit yChristian Fellowship are doingthe Bible readings .

The concert will culminat ewith Handel's magnificen t"Hallelujah Chorus . "

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In 1948, he and his wife ,a former Scottish school teach -er, decided to emigrate t oCanada . Only method of en-try was to become a farmer s ohe industriously studied agri-culture and, upon arrival inVancouver bought a Lulu Is -land farm.

"Farming didn't work out, "Mr. Repel said, after a serie sof jobs including work with adistillery firm and a saw mil l

among others, he went to Van-couver's Normal School . To-day he teaches music at Joh nOliver High School and overthe years had directed manycity choral groups .

"I started doing that 25years ago in Cracow," he said ,"and I'm still at it today ."It's the most wonderful thingin the world to work for an dwith people who like to sing . "

Mr . Repel must mean wha the says because a quick chec kof choral groups he presentl ydirects includes the CBC sing -

MussocHistoryColorful

Mussoc, the second oldestclub on campus, has started ane wchoir to take the place o fthe Glee Club — the Chora lSociety. The Choral Society ,which is over 80 voices strong ,is directed by Mr . Theo Repel .Mr . Repel's direction has bee nnothing short of inspirational .This year the Choral Societ yis attempting not only a muchgreater variety of music bu talso music of a higher calibre .

The choir is building up arepertoire ranging from ora-torio to light classics and nov-city tunes . Their first con-cert, which was for the Alum-ni Homecoming Tea, was agreat success . The alumn iwere especially impresse dwith Theo's new arrangemen tof "Alma Mater" in the Bac hstyle. Besides presentingChristmas In Song" nex tThursday in aid of the Hunga-rian Scholarship Fund theChoral Society will sing onCBC's "Parade of Choirs" onFriday, December 14, at 10 .30p .m. There is also a possibi-lity that the choir will go on atour to Chilliwack and Van-couver Island points nextspring.

Besides the Choral SocietyMussoc will be producing its27th operetta — George Ger-shwin's "Girl Crazy ."

"Girl Crazy" will appea lnot only to the Redshirts bu talso to all those who enjoysuch Gershwin tunes as "I'veGot Rhythm " and "Embrace-able You ." The show is sche-duled for next February .

ing City Hall Choir, the Po-lish Quartet and of course,

UBC's Choral group in the Mu-sical Society, which he con -ducts in a Hungarian Relie fConcert on December 6 .

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THEO REPEL, Choral Society's new direct -or helps three members of the eighty-fiv evoice choir prepare for the Christmas con-cert "Christmas In Song" which is being

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Proceeds ForHungary Fund

Proceeds from next Thursday's noon-hour Christma sconcert, presented by UBC's embryo Choral Society, wil lbe given to the World University Service fund to brin gthree Hungarian refugee students here next year, official shave announced .

Two religious groups on the campus, Varsity Christianfellowship and Student Christian Movement, have len ttheir support to the project. SCM has already sponsoreda clothing drive in connection with Hungarian relief.

All profits made from the concert next Thursday wil lgo toward providing room and board and incidental ex-penses of the three Hungarian students.

Transportation to Vancouver of the Hungarians wil lbe paid for by the Federal Government .

Total cost of bringing the refugee students to UBC i sestimated at $2,000 .

If more than the required amount is accumulated b yvarious fund-raising projects, World University Servicewill endeavor to bring one or two 'more Hungarian refuge estudents to UBC for the 1957-58 term .

Part of the religious ceremony at the Choral Society' sChristmas concert will be taken by Charles Hamori a Hun-garian student taking a course in theology at UBC .

Special prayers for Hungarian rebels now sufferingfrom Russian aggression will be said at the concert .

The concert will be presented during the long noon -hour on Thursday, December 6 .

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, November-30, 193t

FIRST HOME GAME

()BC ChiefsPiay Oarsmen

By BRUCE ALLARDYCE I Student support- of Varsity

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rugby this year has been apathe -A weakened Rowing Club side tic, as usual, and now that th e

will provide the of po iiion fu rVarsity's undefeated XV at Var-sity Stadium on Sstctr,'t y in the

feature game u: ti! :' Miller Cu pschedule . Game Line is 2 p .n) .

UBC Braves . 1-'aclers ie th esecond divisi,'n . Ex-Tec h

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1 .30 . Tomahawk: Lingle wit hKats in that ehetild he a closematch at Balaclava followin g

the Brave game . Redskins meetMeralomas at 1 .30 at Connaugh tand Papooses will be looking for Vietch Get stheir third straight win agains !Ex-Brits Seconds at Dougla s

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UBC first and second wo- ly-formed City V o 11 e y b a 1 l

men's volleyball teams met Caph- I League .ers and General Hospital Thurs-

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day in the first of the scheduled St . Paul 's and Caphers .

competitive matches of the new-

With the new organizatio n

I When basketball coach Jac kPomfret gave Laurie Vietch aspot on the Varsity five, he mus thave seen some talent in th e6' 3" Alberni bred basketballer .

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Laurie got ode of the toughes tassignments of any on t he club .Take over where John McLeo dleft off .

But, looking over Vietch ' s pas trecord, Pomfret saw that he ha dthe credentials to handle th eheavy task .

Laurie started playing basket -ball in high school and then '

graduated to the Alberni Atll-letics .

Following "'' years experiencewith the A's he came to Varsit yand grabbed a spot on the J . V .

The once-strong oarsmen have club last season .

been doormat of the league this He was on coach Dick Penn' s

year and are without a vain in clutch players and was a bi g

their last four outings . Ex-Brit- factor in trying to raise the low

tania beat them 22-3 last week, spirit the club acquired by los -

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Thf' questionaire will consist but have recently added severa l

will strengthen participation in of two pelts. One will be on Coast League players to thei r

this sport . Games will be played factual questions to compile sta roster, It could be a toughe r

throughout the season at Victor- tistics . such as "How many teams game than generally expected .

j ean you name in the Confer -ence''" or "How many 'Birdgames have you seen on TV? "

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UBC fifteen has begun playin gits ; games in the Stadium, a littl e'dery runi)ort might be in order .

YSn ct :ttul•s can expect to se e

We lined rugby played in Van-couver for years . The Varsityattack is wide opend featuring agreat variety of manoeuvres —USE THAT A-CARD .

Tough Job

Forum A11-stars from Vancou -ing several of their games in the ver tied the Clippers last week' In league play the Birds ar e

just holding their own . Theyearly part pf the year .

and "if they can tie them, wehavon three and lost threeVietch has proved himself as can beat them" seems to be the have wfor third place standing .one of the best defensive stars i feelin g .

on the club this year . And Porn-

Probable starting lineup wil lfret's plans are to build a strongbe Goalie Mundle and Mike Gir -defensive unit .

.VARSITY FENCING Chiefs AdmittedCLUB WINS MATCH To PenitentiaryUcing team me tsome tough competition astweek in it's first trip of th eseason .

Washington State College o fPullman fielded an "A" teamwhich was too much for ou rrelatively unpublicized UB Csquad when the U.S. whippedVarsity 4-2 .

However, UBC had mor esuccess against the Pullma n"B" team with a convicing5-1 win.

Hans Rainer and Rod Palm-er made up the Varsity squad.

This is why, along with hi sheight and offensive ability, 'Laurie figures in Pomfret's plan sfor t he '57 edition of the 'Birds .

Women's Intramurals now in-clude golf competitions . A meet-ing to organize the club wa sheld Thursday at the Fiel d

House .

The competition involves hit-ting the ball to the end of th efield and recording the score .

Intramural volleyball final s

are held today . The badminto ndoubles games beean Monda yand will extend till after Christ-mas .

" Do you favor a referendu m

to raise phoney grants for ath-leties or do you think they are

getting too much" "It is hoped that students wil l

atlS\eI' dent honestly and tur nthem in because students twil llake consequences if the

(Iuestieneire fails .

is and UBC "play days . "

LAURIE VIETCH

the: Bird canto in spite OI the mas, goalie for Varsity for thre eformer lobs . Nar,ainlo is in a years, a tough battle for firs t"soft" lends. and the Birds have ' string goalie. Tensley got a

polished off all the "rust" evi- shutout in the first game of th e

denced in their first loss,

year and will tend the net onthis exhibition tour .

UBC sports fans in general ,and soccer fans ('') in particular ,should be interested in learnin gthat Coach Bruce Ashdown an dhis UBC' Chiefs are being ad-mitted to the B .C . Penitentiar ythis Sunday at 2 p .m .

Bruce and his boys have ap-parently been acting up in the3rd Division Mainland Soccer

The "Penguins," the prison' sentry in Mainland Soccer . havehad a consistently strong teamover th ' past four years, wit hfew members lost through gradu .actio .

TO NANA/MO

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UBC ice-hockey will travel to Nanaimo Saturday as 'Birds

meet Nanaimo Clippers in the second game of a series . 'Birds

lost their lir .st encounter 8-2 .

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League lately, and officials hav edecided the easiest method ofcooling off the Chiefs is to shi pthem to the Pen .

SPECIAL MOVI E

In conjunction with the cur-rent "Aid-Hungary " campaign ,UBC Film Society will sponso r

an all-cartoon film showing 12 :3 0

to 1 :31) today .

Club president, Bill MacaCl-lister, said "This will be a goo d'.way to release that pre-exam -:nation tension, and contribut e

to the campaign at he same time . "Filmsoc passe will not be

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THE UBYSSEY

PAGE SEVEN

Varsity Tournament Start sTonight; "A" Cards Honored

'Birds Meet Eiler sIn First Contest

their second

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Intramural sports, directed byBob Hindmarch, is going grea tguns at UBC.

Take . touch-football for in -stance . The sport is drawin gfrom two to three hundred fan sat every game . Upon watchin gone of the games, Athletic Di -rector Bus Philips was heardto remark that touch-footbal lis attracting more fans tha nVarsity squad ever did .

With the finals conling u pwithin a week or so, it looks lik eNewman and tine Engineers wil lbattle for first place ,

Swimming wound up its sea-son with Engineers taking tophonours with 28 points . Fores-try was second with 27 .

Two intramural swimmingrecords were broken this year .Hc'mes of Forestry swam th e55-yard free-style in 30 .7 secondsand the Engineers set a ne wmedlel relay time of 1 :52 .

Engineers also took first plac estanding in cross-country races .(See, Engineers DO excel i nsomething .) They kept their tota ldown to 51 points while Fores-try placed second with 65 andVOC came third with 87 .

Ping-Pong finals are bein grun off now with four men re-maining in the running . Monksand Mecklin of the Engineersand Radzikowsky and Modho-singh of Fort Camp will battlefor the championship .

Fort Camp placed first in ten-nis competition .

Badminton will also wind upits schedule next week . Birch

of the Fijis, Lum of ChineseVarsity Club, and Holden o fVOC are in the finals .

Volley-ball, which has approxi-mately 30 teams entered, wil lrun oft' its finals starting nex tFriday. Top half of "A" division

i and top quarter of "B" divisionwill play off .

UPC Jayvees «'ill try for their, ly optimistic about the game . ''I I

Mullins I :ns rc leased .actn Bel lt laird consecutive twin when they think we'll win although tile to the Braves who kindly needed 'face Cloverdale Hillsides at Clod boys will have to be on their help in the way (if haul per -

verdale tonight .

toes. After all, Cloverdale beat sonnet .

The powerful Jayvee squad '

I,ss already disposed of Eilers ,last year's city champs, and Sea -Fun .WILL GO ALL OU T

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All-star football team .soceyin

'Bird lincL"cn Ron Stewart ,Roy Jrkanovich, and 0 s c a r 'Kreutzinger received honorabl ement ;on . Ian Stewart led theConference in punting with a nevcra;e of 39 .3 yards .

First string backfield is corn -posed of Bob Bates of Whits !wurth, Bud Snaza of Centra land Bnb Austin of Puget Sound . '

The line included Bernie Han-cec•k of Eastern, and Joe Konin-ki of Central at ends ; Coby '

Freeby of Whitworth and Les 1Grt'ear of Eastern, tackles ; RonMensinger of Eastern and Bo bMitchell of Puget Sound, guards :and Dick Huston of Eastern a tcentre ,

HenwoodChosen

WIIEN THOSE HUSKY HOME EC . typestackle, they go all out . In spite of this vi-c'u)us tackle, Home Ec was unable to con-trol the wily Nurses in the annual PowderBowl classic. Nurses won 12-6. Half-timeentertainment included throwing pies at

eers allegedly collected ove r

Two Rowers TakeExtended Holiday

UBC's plans for a hocke yrink and indoor swimmingpool have been passed by th ebuildings and grounds commit -tee and have also been approv-ed by President N . A . M . Mac-Kenzie .

Donations have started tocome in slow but sure. Up todate 150 dollars have been re-ceived . However, an open cam-paign will not be started unti l

after a meeting sometime i nmid December .

Officials hope to get in o nthe Province's B .C . Centennia lplan which provides a dolla rfor dollar grant from the Gov-ernment .

AMS president Don Jabour and EUS presi -

dent John MacDonald . The contest wa s

sponsored by the Engineers to raise mone y

for the Crippled Children ' s Fund. Engin-

S1,000 .

However . "Bus" Phillips ,Athletic Director said tha tever possible, the rowin gwill be honored in a bi gtion on the co npus .

Several others of the cre wwill make a short stopover inHonolulu before returning t oanother tough job : their Christ-mas exams .

The students aren't the onlyones in the Canadian Olympi ccrew who will do a bit of travel -ling . Bob Picked and severa lof his fellow teammates will tou rSouth East Asia, New Zealan dand several of the small island sin the Pacific .

ship team . Flashy guard EdWilde is in Melbourne at th emoment ; centre Mike Fraser i sout for the season with a bac kinjury ; hurling guards Herbi eForward and Stn Madill ar egone; and, svorst of all, big Joh nMcLeod is no longer around .

The teams trying to wrest th eTotem Trophy away from th eThunderbirds will he Wester nWashington, Alberni and Eilers .

Western, who won the tourna-ment in 1951 look like the mos tdangerous contender . Not muc his definitely known about them .However . they are rumored t obe much stronger this year, hav-ing picked up several top notchplayers on transfers from Am-crican Universities .

Alberni are supposedly thei rweakest in years . Yet they stil lhave Elmer Speidrl and hav ejust recently acquired Marvi nBerg from Eilers, If they ge tpast Western, they won't beeasy .

Eilers look like the weak sis-ter of the lot . They have looke dbad, especially on defence, i ndropping their first two leagu egames .

But they're a hot and coldteam and Bobby Hindmarch i sworried that, after t w o ba dgames,Eilers might get red ho tFriday night .

Not knowing much about West -ern, it is difficult to make an ypredictions. Yet from here i tlooks like Western and UBC i nthe final .

If that is the case . the Thund-erbirds have the advantage o ffour weeks practice and sevenexhibition games over the late rstarting Americans . Last yea rthis advantage helped the 'Bird sdefeat PLC, the eventual Con-ference champions .

The opening game at Memoria lGym goes at 7 :30 tonight be-tween 'Birds and Eliers . Alber -

UBC ni meets Western at nine .when- The winners of these tw ocrews games clash Saturday afternoo nrecep- at twe, twilh the consolatio n

game ;,t 12 .30 .

UBC Thunderbirds will be shooting for

straight Totem Tournament champonship thi s

Laslyear the 'Birds surprised!everyone by edging out a strongPacific Lutheran squad to winthe tournament for the first tim ein its six year history .

Quite a few key men are!gone from last year's champion -

BRAVES PLAYATVICTORIATONIGHT

Jayvees Meet Hillsides In Last Game

Eilers," was his comment .Jayvee team was strengthene d

this week when Dave Dumaresq ,Bob Ramsey and Gordie Maywere cut from the Thunderbirdsquad for ineligibility . Only Du-maresq will play in tonight' s

last ai l me ;•. 'fort Christina; and I game .

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