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    WAYSIDERSStoriesofConnacht

    by

    SEUMASO'KELLY

    Authorof"TheShuiler'sChild,""TheLadyofDeerpark,""TheBribe,"&c.

    NewYork

    MCMXVIII

    Contents

    TheCanwiththeDiamondNotch

    BothSidesofthePond

    TheWhiteGoat

    TheSickCallTheShoemaker

    TheRector

    TheHome-Coming

    AWaysideBurial

    TheGrayLake

    TheBuilding

    THECANWITHTHEDIAMONDNOTCH

    I

    Thenamestoodoutinchastewhitelettersfromtheblackbackgroundofthesignboard.Indeedthenamemightbesaidtospringfromthelandscape,forthisshopjumpedfromitsruralsettingwithanairof

    aggression.Itwasacommercialoasisonadesertofgrass.Itproclaimedtheclashoftwocivilisations.Therewerethehills,pitchedrounditlikethegalleriesofsomevastamphitheatre,risingtierupontiertotheblueofthesky.Therewastheyellowroad,fantasticinitsfrolicdowntothevalley.Andatoneofitswaywardcurveswastheshop,theshopofFestusClasby,aforeigngrowthuponthelandscape,itsonelongwindowcrowdedwithsombremerchandise,itsairthatofestablished,cob-webrespectability.

    InsidetheshopwasFestusClasbyhimself,likesomegreatmasterpiece

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    initsancientframe.Hewastheproductofthetwocivilisations,acharioteerwhodrovethetwofierysteedsofAgricoloandTradewithahandofauthority.Hewasamanoflandsandofshops.Hisdarkface,framedindarkerhairandbeard,wasmassiveandsquare.Behindtheluxuriousgrowthofhairtherichbloodglowedontheclearskin.Hischesthadbreadth,hislimbsweregreat,showinggirthatthehipsandpoweratthecalves.Hiseyeswerelargeanddark,smoulderinginsoftvelvetytones.Thenosewaslong,thenostrilsexpressiveofacertainanimalism,themouthlookedeloquent.Hisvoicewaslow,ofanagreeableevenquality,floatingovertheboxesandbarrelsofhisshoplikeachant.Hiswordsneverjarred,hisviewswerevaguelycomforting,basedonacceptedconventions,expressedinround,soft,lullingplatitudes.Hismannerwasserious,hismovementsdeliberate,thegreatbulkoftheshouldersloomingupinunconsciousbutdramaticposesinthecuriouslyunevenlightingoftheshop.Hishandsgavetheimpressionofslownessandamoderateskill;theycouldmakeupaparcelonthecounterwithoutleavinguglylaps;theycouldperformaminorsurgicaloperationonabeastinthefieldswithoutdegeneratingtobutchery;andtheywouldalwaysbedoingsomething,evenifitwereonlyrollingupaballoftwine.Hisclothesexudedafaintsuggestionofcinnamon,nutmegandcarawayseeds.

    FestusClasbywouldhavelookedthepartinanynotoriouspositioninlife;hisshoulderswouldhavecarriedwithdignitythegoldenchainof

    officeofthemayoraltyofaconsiderablecity;hewouldhavelookedaperfectchairmanofajuryataCoroner'sinquest;astheHeadofapiousGuildinachurchhemightalmostbeconfusedwiththefiguresofthestainedglasswindows;marchingattheheadofabrassbandhewouldsymbolisetheconqueringhero;asanundertakerhewouldhavereconciledonetodeath.Therewasnotechnicaltrustwhichmenwouldnothavereposedinhim,soperfectlywashewroughtasahumancasket.Asitwas,FestusClasbyfilledthemostfatalofalloccupationstodignitywithoutlosinghistremendousillusionofrespectability.Thehandswhichcutthebaconandthetobacco,turnedthetapsoverpintmeasures,scoopedbranandflourintoscales,tookherringsoutoftheirbarrels,rolledupsugarsticksinshredsofpaperforchildren,werehandswhosemovementstheeyesofnosaucycustomerdaredfollowwithagleamof

    suspicion.Notonceinalifetimewasthatcaskettarnished;thenearestheeverwenttoitwaswhenheboughtup--verycheaply,aswashiscustom--abrokenman'sinsurancepolicyadayafterthelawmadesuchapracticeillegal.TherewasnohagglingatFestusClasby'scounter.Therewasonlyconversation,agreeableconversationaboutthingswhichFestusClasbydidnotsell,suchastheweather,thediseasesofanimals,theresultsofraces,andthescandalsoftheRoyalFamiliesofEurope.Theseconversationswerenothurriedoryetprotracted.TheycametoahappyendingatmuchthesamemomentasFestusClasbymadetheknotonthetwineofyourparcel.Buttostandinthedevotionallightsinfrontofhiscounter,wedgedinbetweendivisionsandsubdivisionsofhisboxesandbarrels,andtoscentthegoodscentswhichexhaledfromhisshelves,andtogetservedbyFestusClasbyinperson,wastofeel

    thatyouhadbeenindeedserved.

    Thesmallfarmersandherdsandthehardylittledarkmountainymenhadthisreverentialfeelingaboutthegoodmanandhisshop.Theyapproachedtheestablishmentasholypilgrimsmightapproachashrine.Theystoodathiscounterwiththeairofdevotees.FestusClasbywaitedonthemwithpatienceandbenignity.Hemightbesomewarm-bloodedgodhandinggiftsoutoverthecounter.Whenhebroughtforthhisgreataccountbookandentereduptheirpurchaseswithacarpenter'spencil--havingfirstmoistenedthetipofitwithhis

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    flexiblelips--theyhadstrongly,deepdownintheirsouls,theconvictionthattheywerethenandforalltimedebtorstoFestusClasby.Which,indeedandintruth,theywere.Fromyear'sendtoyear'sendtheiraccountsremainedinthatbook;inthecourseoftheirlivesvariousfiguresroseandfadedaftertheirnames,recordingtheupsanddownsoftheirfinancialhistories.ItwasonlywhenFestusClasbyhadsuppliedthematerialsfortheirwakesthatthegreatpencil,withonemightystrokeofterriblefinality,ranlikeaswordthroughtheirnames,wipingtheirverymemoriesfromthehillsides.AllpurchaseswereenteredupinFestusClasby'smightyrecordwithoutvulgardiscussionsastoprice.Thebusinessoftheestablishmentwasconductedonthebasisofabeliefinthemanwhosoldandacquiescenceinthatbeliefonthepartofthemanwhopurchased.ThecustomersofFestusClasbywouldassoonhavethoughtofquestioninghispricesastheywouldofquestioningtherightoftheearthtorevolveroundthesun.FestusClasbywastheplanetaroundwhichthisconstellationofsmallfarmers,herds,andhardylittledarkmountainymenrevolved;fromhisshoptheydrewthelightandheatandfoodwhichkeptthemgoing.Theirveryemotionswereregisteredathiscounter.Tothemanwithareligiousturnhewasable,ataprice,tohanddownfromhisshelvestheKeyofHeaven;theothersideoftheboxhecomfortedthemanwhocamepantingtohistapstodrownthememoryofsomechronicimpertinence.Hegaveaverylongcredit,andaverylongcredit,inhisphilosophy,justifiedavery,verylongprofit.Astosecurity,ifFestusClasby'scustomershad

    notagreatdealofmoneytheyhadgrasswhichgreweveryyear,andthebeastswhichFestusClasbyfattenedandsoldatthefairshadsometimestoeathisdebtorsoutofhisbook.Ifhisbullockswerenotabletodoeventhis,thenFestusClasbytalkedtothesmallfarmeraboutamortgageontheland,sothatnowandagainsmallfarmersbecameherdsforFestusClasby.Inthiswaywasheabletomaintainhispositionwithhisbacktothehillsandhistoesinthevalley,stridinghisterritorylikeaColossus.Whenyousawhisnameonthesignboardstandingstarkfromthelandscape,andwhenyousawFestusClasbybehindhiscounter,youknewinstinctivelythatbothhadalwaysstoodforatleasttwentyshillingsinthepound.

    II

    Now,itcametopassthatonacertaindayFestusClasbywaspassingthroughtheoutskirtsofthenearestcountrytownonhishomewardjourney,hiscartladenwithprovisions.AtthesamemomentthesparefigureofatinkerwhosenamewasMac-an-Ward,theSonoftheBard,veeredaroundthecornerofastreetwithanewtincanunderhisarm.ItwastheCanwiththeDiamondNotch.

    Mac-an-WardapproachedFestusClasby,whopulleduphiscart.

    "Well,mygoodman?"queriedFestusClasby,aphraseusuallyaddressedacrosshiscounter,hishandsoutspread,tolongstandingcustomers.

    "Thelastofararelot,"saidMac-an-Ward,deftlypoisingthetincanonthetopofhisfingers,sothatitstoodlevelwithFestusClasby'sgreatface.FestusClasbytookthisasabusinessproposition,andthesoulofthetraderrevolvedwithinhim.Whynotbuythetincanfromthistinkerandsellitataprofitacrosshiscounter,evenashewouldselltheflitchesofbaconthatwerewrappedinsackinguponhiscart?Hewasinmellowmood,andlaiddownthereinsinthecartbesidehim.

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    "Andsosheisthelast?"hesaid,eyeingthetincan.

    "SheistheCanwiththeDiamondNotch."

    "Oddsandendsgocheap,"saidFestusClasby.

    "Sheisthelast,butthefloweroftheflock."

    "Remnantsmustgoasbargainsorelseremainasremnants."

    "Mywallet!"protestedMac-an-Ward,"youwoundme.Don'tspeakasifIpickeditoffascrapheap."

    "Iwillnot,butIwillsaythat,beingatailendandanoddone,itmustgoatasacrifice."

    TheSonoftheBardtappedthesideofthecangentlywithhisknuckles.

    "Listentohim,thehardmanfromthecountry!Hehasnoregardformyfeelings.Ihadthesolderingironinmyhandinfaceofitbeforethelarksstirredthismorning.IhadmybacktotheEast,butthroughthebottomofthatcanthereIsawthesunriseinitsglory.Thebrightnessofitisastheharvestmoon."

    "Idon'twantitforitsbrightness."

    "Dearheart,listentothemanwhowouldnothavebrightness.Hewouldpluckthelightfromthemoon,quenchtheheatintheheartofthesun.Hewoulddrawascreenacrosstheauroraborealisandpaintouttherainbowwithlampblack.Hemightdosuchthings,buthecannotdenythebrightnessofthiscan.Lookuponit!Whentheworldiscomingtoanenditwillshineupattheskyanditwillsay:'Ah,whereareallthegreatstarsnowthatmadeaboastoftheirbrightness?'Andtherewillbenostarlefttoanswer.Theywillallbedeadthingsintheheaven,buriedintheforgottengravesoftheskies."

    "Don'tmindtheskies.Letmeseeiftheremaynotbealeakageinit."FestusClasbyheldupthecanbetweenhishandsomefaceandthebrightsky.

    "Leakages!"exclaimedMac-an-Ward."AleakageinacanthatIsolderedasifwithmyownheart'sblood.HolyKilcock,whatamindhasthismanfromthecountry!Heseesnovalueinitsbrightness;nowhewilltellmethatthereisnovirtueinitsmusic."

    "Ilikemusic,"saidFestusClasby."Nofiddlerhaseverstoodatmydoorbuthadthegoodwordtosayofme.Notoneofthemcouldeversaythathewentthirstyfrommycounter."

    SaidtheSonoftheBard:"Fiddlers,whatarefiddlers?Whatsoundhavetheylikethemusicofthesweetmilkgoingintothatcanfromtheyellowteatsoftheredcow?Morningandeveningtherewillbeahymnplayeduponitinthehaggard.WasnotthefinestsongevermadecalledCailindeascridhtenambo?Music!Doyouthinkthatthewaterintheholywellwillnotimproveinitssparkletohavesuchacanasthisdippedintoit?Itwillbewelcomeeverywhereforitsclearnessanditscleanness.HeavenlyFather,lookatthemannerinwhichIroundedtheedgeofthatcanwiththeclippers!Cutcleanandclever,solderedatthedawnofday,thedewfallinguponthehandsthatmouldedit,the

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    paringsscatteredaboutmyfeetlikejewels.Andnowyouwouldbargainoverit.Iwillnotsellittoyouatall.Iwillputitinaholyshrine."

    FestusClasbyturnedthecanoverinhishands,alittlebewildered."Itlooksanordinarycanenough,"hesaid.

    "ItistheCanwiththeDiamondNotch,"declaredMac-an-Ward.

    "Woulditbeworthashillingnow?"

    "Heputsapriceuponit!Itisblasphemy.Themanhasnoreligion;hewilllosehissoul.Thedevilswillhavehimbytheheels.Theywilltearhisredsoulthroughtheroof.Givemethecan;don'tholditinthosehandsanylonger.Theyarecoarse;thehairisstandingaboutthepurpleknuckleslikestubblesinanill-cutmeadow.ThatcanwasmadeforthehandsofadelicatewomanorfortheangelsthatcarrywatertotheCourtofHeaven.IsawitinavisionthenightbeforeImadeit;itwasontheheadofamaidenwithgoldenhair.Herfeetwerebareandlikeshells.Shewalkedacrossafieldwheredaisiesroseoutofyounggrass;shehadthecanrestingonherheadlikeonecomingfromthemilking.SoIroseupthenandsaid,'Now,Iwillmakeacanfitforthismaiden'shead.'AndImadeitoutoftherisingsunandthefallingdew.Andnowyouaskmeifitisworthashilling."

    "Forallyourtalk,itisonlymadeoftin,andnotsuchgoodtin."

    "Notgoodtin!Ihelditinmyhandinthepiecebeforeevertheclipperswaslaiduponit.Ibentitanditcurved,suppleasayoungsnake.Ishookit,andtheripplesrandownthelengthofitlikesilverwavesinalittlelake.Thestrengthoftheageswasinitsvoice.Ithasgathereditspowerinthewomboftheearth.ItwassmeltedfromthepreciousmetaltakenfromtheminesofthePeninsulaofMalacca,anditwillhaveitsgleamwhenthesparkleofthediamondisspent."

    "I'llgiveyouashillingforit,andholdyourtongue."

    "No!Iwillnothaveitonmyconscience.Godismyjudge,Iwillbreakitupfirst.Iwillcutitintopieces.Fromoneofthemwillyetbemadeabreastplate,andintimetocomeitwillbenailedtoyourowncoffin,withyournameandyourageandthedateofyourdeathpainteduponit.Andwhenthepaintisfadeduponititwillshineoverthedustoftheboneofyourbreast.Itwillbedugupandpreservedwhenallgraveyardsareabolished.Theywillsay,'Wewillkeepthisbreastplate,forwhoknowsbutthatitborethenameofthemanwhorefusedtobuytheCanwiththeDiamondNotch.'"

    "Howmuchwillyoutakeforit?"

    "Nowyouarerespectful.Letmeputapriceuponit,foritwasIwho

    fashioneditintothisshape.Itwillholdthreegallonsandahalffromnowuntilthetimethatswallowswearshoes.ButforallthatIwillpartwithit,becauseIampoorandhungryandhaveadelicatewife.Itbreaksmyhearttosayit,butpayintomyhandstwoshillingsanditisyours.PayquicklyorImayrepent.Itgallsmetopartwithit;inyourcharitypayquicklyandbegone."

    "Iwillnot.Iwillgiveyouone-and-six."

    "Assassin!Youstabme.Whatamindyouhave!Lookatthegreedofyour

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    eyes;theywoulddevourthegrassofthefieldsfromthisplaceuptotheDevil'sBit.Youwouldlockuptheairandsellitingaspingbreaths.Youaredisgusting.Butgivemetheone-and-sixandtoConnachtwithyou!Iamdamningmysoulstandingbesideyouandyourcart,smellingitscontents.Howcanamantalkwiththesmelloffatbacongoingbetweenhimandthewind?One-and-sixandthedewthatfellatthemakinghardlydryuponmyhandsyet.Farewell,alongfarewell,myShiningOne;wemaynevermeetagain."

    TheshawlofMac-an-Ward'swifehadbeenblowingaroundthenear-bycornerwhilethisdiscussionhadbeeninprogress.Itflappedagainstthewallinthewindlikealoosesailintherigging.Theheadofthewomanherselfcamegraduallyintoview,oneeyespyingaroundthemasonry,half-closingasitmeasuredthecomfortableproportionsofFestusClasbyseateduponhiscart.Astheone-and-sixwascountedoutpennybypennyintothepalmofthebrownhandoftheSonoftheBard,thefigureofhiswifefloatedoutontheopenroad,tossingandtackingandundecidedinitsdirectiontotheeyeofthosewhounderstoodnotthelanguageofgesturesandmotions.Byaseriesofgiddyevolutionsshearrivedatthecartasthelastofthecopperswascountedout.

    "Ihavepartedwithmyinheritance,"saidMac-an-Ward."Ihavesoldmysoulandtheangelshavefoldedtheirwings,weeping."

    "Inotherwords,Ihaveboughtatincan,"saidFestusClasby,andhisframeandtheentirecartshookwithhischuckling.

    Thetinker'swifechuckledwithhiminharmony.Thenshereachedoutherhandwithagesturethatclaimedasympatheticexaminationofthepurchase.FestusClasbyhesitated,lookingintotheeyesofthewoman.Wasshetobetrusted?Hereyeswereclear,grey,andopen,almostbabyishintheirroundedinnocence.FestusClasbyhandedherthetincan,andsheexamineditslowly.

    "WhosoldyoutheCanwiththeDiamondNotch?"sheasked.

    "Themanstandingbyyourside."

    "Hehaswrongedyou.Thecanisnothis."

    "Hesayshemadeit."

    "Liar!Henevercurveditinthepiece."

    "Idon'tmuchcarewhetherhedidornot.Itisminenow,anyhow."

    "Itismybrother'scan.Nootherhandmadeit.Look!Doyouseethisnotchonthepieceofsheetironwherethehandleisfastenedtothesides?"

    "Ido."

    "Isitnotshapedlikeadiamond?"

    "Itis."

    "BythatmarkIidentifyit.Mybrothercutsthatdiamond-shapednotchinalltheworkheputsoutfromhishands.Itishisprivatemark.Theshopkeepershaveknowledgeofit.Thereisavalueonthecanswiththatnotchshapedlikeadiamond.Thismanheremakescanswhenheisnot

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    drunk,butthenotchtothemissquare.Theshopkeepershaveknowledgeofthem,too,fortheydonotlast.Thehandlesfalloutofthem.Hehasnevergivenhistimetotheart,andsodoesnotknowhowtorivetthem."

    "Shevilifiesme,"saidMac-an-Ward,sottovoce.

    "ThenIamgladhehasnotsoldmeoneofhisown,"saidFestusClasby."Ihaveafancyforthelastingarticle."

    "Youmaybeabletobuyityet,"saidthewoman."Mybrotherislyingsickofthefever,andIhavehisrighttoselltheCanswiththeDiamondNotchonthehandleswheretheyareriveted."

    "ButIhaveboughtitalready."

    "Thisman,"saidthedamsel,inatonewhichdiscountedthehusband,"hadnorighttosellit.Ifitisnothisproperty,butthepropertyofmybrother,won'tyousaythathenornoothermanhasarighttosellit?"

    FestusClasbyfeltpuzzled.Hewasunaccustomedtodealingwithpeoplewhoraisedquestionsoftitle.Hisblackbrowsknit.

    "Howcanamanwhodoesn'townathingsellathing?"shepersisted."Isitahabitofyourstosellthatwhichyoudonotown?"

    "Itisnot,"FestusClasbysaid,feelingthatanassaulthadbeenwantonlymadeonhisintegrityasatrader."Noonecouldeversaythatofme.Honestvaluewasevermymotto."

    "Andthemottoofmybrotherwhoissickwiththefever.Iwillgotohimandsay,'Imetthemostrespectable-lookingmaninallEurope,whoputavalueonyourcanbecauseofthediamondnotch.'Iwillpayintohishandstheone-and-sixwhichisitsprice."

    FestusClasbyhad,whentakenoutofhisownpeculiarprovince,aheavy

    mind,andthetypeofmindthatwillrangealongside-issuesandgetlostinthemiftheyareraisedoftenenoughandlongenough.Thediamondnotchonthehandle,thebrotherwhowassickofthefever,theallegednon-titleofMac-an-Ward,theinterpositionofthewoman,thecanswiththehandleswhichfallout,andthecanswiththehandleswhichdonotfallout,theequityofsellingthatwhichdoesnotbelongtoyou--allthesethingschasedeachotheracrossFestusClasby'smind.TheSonoftheBardstoodsilentbythecart,lookingawaydowntheroadwithapensivelookonhislong,narrowface.

    "Paymetheone-and-sixtoputintothehandsofmybrother,"thewomansaid.

    FestusClasby'smindwasbroughtbackatoncetohispocket."No,"hesaid,"butthismancangiveyoumymoneytopayintothehandofyourbrother."

    "Thisman,"shesaidairily,"hasnointerestforme.Whatevertookplacebetweenthetwoofyouinregardtomybrother'scanIwillhavenothingtosayto."

    "Thenifyouwon't,"saidFestusClasby,"Iwillhavenothingtodowithyou.Ifhehadnorighttothecanyoucanputthepoliceontohim;

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    that'swhatpolicearefor."

    "Anduponyou,"thewomanadded."Thepolicearealsoforthat."

    "Uponme?"FestusClasbyexclaimed,hischestswelling."Mynamehasnevercrossedthemindofapoliceman,except,maybe,forwhathemightowemeattheendofthemonthforpigs'heads.Ineverstoodintheshadowofthelaw.AndtothismanstandingbyyoursideIhavenothingtosay."

    "Youhave.Youboughtfromhimthatwhichdidnotbelongtohim.Youreceived,andthereceiverisasbadastherogue.Sothelawhasit.Theshadowofthelawisgreat."

    FestusClasbycamedownfromhiscart,hisfacetroubled."Iamnotusedtothis,"hesaid.

    "Youareahandsomeman,amanthoughtwellof.Youhavegreatprovisionsuponyourcart.Thismanhasnothingbuttheunwashedshirtwhichhangsonhisslackback.Itwillnotbecomeyoutomarchhandcuffedwithhislike,goingbetweentwopolicementothebridewell."

    "Whatareyousayingofme,woman?"

    "Itwillbenotokenofbusinesstoseeyourcartandtheprovisionsitcontainsdrivenintotheyardofthebarracks.Allthepeopleofthistownwillseeit,fortheyhavemanyeyes.Thepeopleoftradewillbecomingtotheirdoors,speakingofit.'Aman'spropertywasmolested,'theywillsay.'Whatproperty?'willbeasked.'TheCanwiththeDiamondNotch,'theywillanswer;'themanofsubstanceconspiredwiththethieftomakeawaywithit.'Thesearethewordsthatwillbespokeninthestreets."

    FestusClasbysetgreatstoreonhisname,thenamehehadgotpaintedfortheeyeofthecountryoverhisdoor.

    "Iwillbeknowntothepoliceasoneextensiveinmydealings,"he

    said."Theywillnotcouplemewiththismanwhoisknownasonelivingoutsideofthelaw."

    "ItisnotforthePeelerstoputthehonestmanononesideandthethiefontheother.Thatwillbeforthecourt.Youwillstandwithhimuponmycharge.ThePeelerswillsaytoyou,'Weknowyoutobeamanofgreatworth,andthelawwillupholdyou.'Butthelawisslow,andaman'sgoodnamegoesfast.'"

    FestusClasbyfingeredhismoneyinhispocket,andthetouchofitmadehimstruggle."Thecanmaybethisman'sforallIknow.Youhavenobrother,andIbelieveyoutobeafraud."

    "That,too,willbeforthelawtodecide.IfIhaveabrother,thelawwillproducehimwhenhisfeverisended.IfIhavenobrotherthelawwillsodeclareit.IfmybrothermakesaCanwiththeDiamondNotch,thelawwillhearofitsvalue.IfmybrotherdoesnotmakeaCanwiththeDiamondNotchyouwillknowmeasonedeficientintruth.Thereisnopointunderthestarsthatthelawcannotbegottodeclareupon.Butasisright,thelawisslow,andwillwaitforamantocomeoutofhisfever.Beforeitcandecide,anotherman'sgoodname,likealittlecloudridingacrossthesky,isgonefromthememoryofthepeopleandwillnotcomeridingbackuponthecrestofanywind."

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    "Itwillbeagreatpricetobepayingforatincan,"saidFestusClasby.Hewasturningaroundwithhisfingersthecoinsinhispocket.

    Thewomanputthecanonherarm,thencovereditupwithhershawl,likeahentakingachickundertheprotectionofherwing.

    "Ihavegivenyoumanywords,"shesaid,"becauseyouareamansizeableandgoodtotheeyeofafoolishwoman.IfIhadnotasickbrotherImightbeinducedtoletsliphisrightintheCanwiththeDiamondNotchforthepleasureIhavefoundinthelookofyourface.WhenIsawyouonthecartIsaid,'Thereisthebuildofamanwhichistomyfancy.'WhenIheardyourvoiceIsaid,'Thatisgoodmusictotheearofawoman.'WhenIsawyoureyeIsaid,'Thereisdangertotheheartofawoman.'WhenIsawyourbeardIsaid,'Thereisagreatgrowthfromthestrengthofaman.'WhenyouspoketomeandgavemeyourlaughIsaid,'Ah,whataplacethatwouldbeforawomantobeseated,drivingtheroadsofthecountryonacartladenwithprovisionsbesideonesomuchtothefemaleliking.'Butmysickbrotherwaits,andnowIgotodothatwhichmaymakeawaywiththegoodnessofyourname.Imustseekthosewhowillthrowtheshadowofthelawovermany."

    Shemovedaway,sighingaquicksigh,asonemightwhowassettingoutonadisagreeablemission.FestusClasbycalledtoherandshecame

    back,hereyespainedastheysoughthisface.FestusClasbypaidthemoney,abrightshillingandtwothreepennybits,intoherhand,wonderingvaguely,butvirtuously,ashedidso,whathardylittledarkmountainymanhewouldlaterchargeupthecantoatthedoubleprice.

    "Now,"saidthewifeofMac-an-Ward,puttingthemoneyaway,"youhavepaidmeformybrother'scanandyouwouldbewithinyourrightingettingbackyourone-and-sixfromthisbadman."ShehitchedhershawlcontemptuouslyinthedirectionofMac-an-Ward.

    FestusClasbylookedattheSonoftheBardwithhisvelvetysofteyes."Come,sir,"saidhe,histonealittlenervous."Mymoney!"

    Mac-an-Wardhitchedhistrousersatthehipslikeasailor,spatthroughhisteeth,endeyedFestusClasbythroughaslitinhishalf-closedeyes.TherewasalittlepatterofthefeetontheroadonthepartofMac-an-Ward,andFestusClasbyknewenoughoftheworldanditswaystogatherthatthesewerescientificmovementsinventedtothrowamaninastruggle.HedidnotlikethelookoftheSonoftheBard.

    "IwillgohomeandleavehimtoGod,"hesaid."HandmethecanandIwillbeshorteningmyroad."

    Atthismomentthreesmallboys,ragged,eager,theirfaceshardandweather-beaten,boundeduptothecart.Theywerebreathlessastheystoodaboutthewoman.

    "Mother!"theycriedinchorus."Themaninthebigshop!Heislookingforacan."

    "Whatcan?"criedthewoman.

    Thethreeyoungvoicesroselikeagreatcry:"TheCanwiththeDiamondNotch."

    Thewomancaughtherfaceinherhandsasifsometerriblethinghad

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    beensaid.Shestaredattheyoungstersintently.

    "Hewantsonemoretomakeupanorder,"theychanted."Hesayshewillpay--"

    Thewomanshrankfromthemwithacry."Howmuch?"sheasked.

    "Half-a-crown!"

    ThewifeofMac-an-Wardthrewoutherarmsinawildgestureofdespair."MyGod!"shecried."Isoldit.Iwrongedmysickbrother."

    "Wheredidyousellit,mother?"

    "Here,tothishandsomedarkman."

    "Howmuchdidhepay?"

    "Eighteen-pence."

    Thethreeyoungstersraisedtheirhardfacestotheskyandraisedalonghowl,likebeagleswhohadlosttheirquarry.

    Suddenlythewoman'sfacebrightened.ShelookedeagerlyatFestus

    Clasby,thenlaidthehandoffriendship,ofappeal,onhisarm."Ihaveit!"shecried,joyfully.

    "Havewhat?"askedFestusClasby.

    "Awayoutofthetrouble,"shesaid."Ameansofsavingmybrotherfromwrong.AwayofbringinghimhisownfortheCanwiththeDiamondNotch."

    "Whatwaymightthatbe?"askedFestusClasby,hismannergrowingsceptical.

    "Iwillgototheshopmanwithitandgetthehalf-crown.Havinggotthehalf-crownIwillhurrybackhere--oryoucancomewithme--andIwillpayyoubackyourone-and-six.InthatwayIwillmakeanothershillinganddoyounowrong.Isthatagreed?"

    "Itisnotagreed,"saidFestusClasby."Givemeoutthetincan.Iamdonewithyounow."

    "It'srobbery!"criedthewoman,hereyesfullofablazingsuddenanger.

    "Whatisrobbery?"askedFestusClasby.

    "Doingmeoutofashilling.Wrongingmysickbrotheroutofhisearnings.Amanworthhundreds,maybethousands,tostandbetweenapoorwomanandashilling.Iamdeceivedinyou."

    "Outwiththecan,"saidFestusClasby.

    "Letthewomanearnhershilling,"saidMac-an-Ward.HisvoicecamefrombehindFestusClasby.

    "Ourmothermustgethershilling,"criedthethreeyoungsters.

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    FestusClasbyturnedabouttoMac-an-Ward,andashedidsohenoticedthattwomenhadcomeandsettheirbacksagainstawallhardby;theyleanedlimply,casually,againstit,buttheywere,henoticed,ofthesametribeastheMac-an-Wards.

    "Itwasalwayslucky,theCanwiththeDiamondNotch,"saidthewoman."Thisofferofthemaninthebigshopisasignofit.Iwillnotallowyoutobreakmybrother'sluckandhelyinginhisfever."

    "Byheaven!"criedFestusClasby."Iwillhaveyouallarrested.Iwillhavethelawofyounow."

    Hewheeledaboutthehorseandcart,settinghisfaceforthepolicebarrack,whichcouldbeseenshininginthedistanceintheplumageofamagpie.Thetwomenwhostoodbycameover,andfromtheothersideanothermanandthreeoldwomen.WithMac-an-Ward,Mrs.Mac-an-Ward,andthethreeyoungMac-an-Wards,theygroupedthemselvesaroundFestusClasby,andhewasvaguelyconsciousthattheyweregroupedwithsomemilitaryart.Alowmurmurofadisputearoseamongthem,risingsteadily.Hecouldonlyhearsnatchesoftheirwords:'Giveitbacktohim,''Hewon'tgetit,''HowcanhebetravellingwithouttheCanwiththeDiamondNotch?''IsittheCanwiththeDiamondNotch?''No,''Maybeitis,maybeitisnot,''Whoknowsthat?''Isayyes,''Holdyour

    tongue,''Beoff,youslut,''Rattleaway.'Peoplefromthetownwereattractedtotheplace.FestusClasby,thedisputestirringsomethinginhisownblood,shookhisfistinthelongnarrowfaceofMac-an-Ward.Ashedidsohegotatipontheheelsandapressureuponthechestsenthimstaggeringafewstepsback.Oneoftheoldwomenheldhimupinherarmsandanotheroldwomanstoodbeforehim,strikingherbreast.FestusClasbysawthewispsofhairhangingaboutthebonyfaceandfrothatthecornersofhermouth.Vaguelyhesawtheworkingofthebonesofherwastedneck,andbelowitalongV-shapedgleamoftheyellowtannedbreast,whichshethumpedwithherfist.Afterwardsthememoryofthisuglyoldtrollopremainedwithhim.Theyoungsterswereshootinginandoutthroughthegroup,sendingup

    unearthlyshrieks.Twoofthemenpeeledofftheircoatsandweresparringateachotherwickedly,shoutingallthetime,whileMac-an-Wardwasmakingatumultuouspeace.Thecommotionandthestrife,ortheillusionofstrife,increased."Oh,"anonlookercried,"thetinkersaremurderingeachother!"

    Thepatienthorseatlastraiseditsheadwithatossandasnortovertherabble,andthenwheeledabouttobreakaway.Withtheinstinctofhiskind,FestusClasbyrushedtotheanimal'sheadandheldhim.Ashedidsothestripedpetticoatsandthetossingshawlsofthewomenflashedabouttheshaftsandthebodyofthecart.Themenraisedahoarseroar.

    AneighbourofFestusClasby,drivingupthestreetatthismoment,wasamazedtoseethegreatmanoflandsandshopsinthemidstofthewranglingtinkers.Hepulledup,marvelling,thenwenttohim.

    "Whatisthis,Festus?"heasked.

    "Theyhaverobbedme,"criedFestusClasby.

    "Robbedyou?"

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    "Ay,ofmoneyandofproperty."

    "GoodGod!Howmuchmoney?"

    "Idon'trightlyknow--Iforget--someshillings,maybe."

    "Oh!Andofproperty?"

    "Nomatter.Itisonlyonearticle,butproperty."

    "Comehome,Festus;inthenameofGodgetoutofthis,"advisedthegoodneighbour.

    ButFestusClasbywasstrangelymoved.Hewasbehavinglikeamanwhohaddrinktaken.Somethinghadhappenedwoundingtohissoul."Iwillnotgo,"hecried."Imusthavebackmymoney."

    Thetinkershadnowceaseddisputingamongthemselves.Theyweregroupedaboutthetwomenasiftheywereonlyspectatorsofaninterestingdispute.

    "BackImusthavemymoney!"criedFestusClasby,hisgreathandgoingupinamightythreat.Thetinkersclickedtheirtonguesontheroofsoftheirmouthsinasoundofamazement,asmuchastosay,"Whata

    terriblething!Whatawonderfulandamightyman!""Iadviseyoutocome,"persuadedhisneighbour.

    "Never!Godismyjudge,never!"criedFestusClasby.

    Againthetinkersclickedtheirtongues,lookedateachotherinwonder.

    "Youwillbethankfulyoubroughtyourlifeoutofthis,"saidtheneighbour."Letitnotbesaidofyouonthecountrysidethatyouwereseenwranglingwiththetinkersinthistown."

    "Shame!Shame!Shame!"brokeoutlikeashockedmurmuramongthe

    attentivetinkers.

    FestusClasbyfacedhisaudienceinallhissplendidproportions.Neverwasheseensomoved.Neverhadsuchagreatpassionseizedhim.Thesofttonesofhiseyeswerenolongersoft.Theyshoneinfierywroth."IwillatleasthavethatwhichIboughttwiceover!"hecried."Iwillhavemytincan!"

    Immediatelythegroupoftinkersbrokeupinthegreatestdisorder.Hoarsecriesbrokeoutamongthem.Theybehavedlikepeopleuponwhomsomefearfuldoomhadbeensuddenlypronounced.Theoldwomenthrewthemselvesabout,rackedwithpainandterror.Theybeattheirhandstogether,threwwildarmsindespairinggesturestothesky,raisinga

    harrowinglamentation.Themengrowledinsullengutturals.Theyoungsterskneltontheroad,givingoutthewildbeagle-likehowl.Voicescriedabovetheuproar:"Whereisit?WhereistheCanwiththeDiamondNotch?GethimtheCanwiththeDiamondNotch!HemusthavethecanwiththeDiamondNotch!HowcanhetravelwithouttheCanwiththeDiamondNotch?He'lldiewithouttheCanwiththeDiamondNotch!"

    FestusClasbywasendeavouringtodeliverhissoulofimpassionedprotestswhenhisneighbour,assistedbyabystanderortwo,forciblyhoistedhimuponhiscartandhewasdrivenawayamidagreathowling

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    fromthetinkers.

    Itwastwilightwhenhereachedhisplaceamongthehills,andthegoodwhitelettersunderthethatchshowedcleartohiseyes.Pullinghimselftogetherhedrovewithanairaboutthegableandintothewideopenyardattheback,fowlsclearingoutofhisway,asheep-dogcomingtowelcomehim,acalfmewingmournfullyoverthehalf-doorofastable.FestusClasbywassoothedbythishomely,thisworshipful,environment,andgotoffthecartwithasigh.Insidethekitchenhecouldhearthefaithfulwomentrottingaboutpreparingthegreatmaster'smeal.Hemadereadytocarrytheprovisionsintotheshop.Whenheunwrappedthesackingfromthebacon,somethinglikeasuddenstabwentthroughhisbreast.Perspirationcameoutonhisforehead.Severallargelongsliceshadbeencutoffinjaggedslashesfromtheflitches.Theylaylikewoundedthingsonthebodyofthecart.Hepulleddowntheotherpurchasesfeverishly,horrorinhisface.Howmanyloaveshadbeentornoffhisbatchofbread?Wherewereallthepacketsofteaandsugar,thecurrantsandraisins,theflour,thetobacco,thecream-of-tartar,thecarawayseeds,thenutmeg,thelemonpeel,thehairoil,the--

    FestusClasbywipedtheperspirationfromhisforehead.Hestumbledoutoftheyard,satuponaditch,andlookedacrossthesilent,peaceful,innocentcountry.Howgooditwas!Howlovelywerethebeastsgrazing,

    fattening,inthefields!Hissoftvelvetyeyesweresuddenlyfloodedwithabitteremotionandhewept.

    TheloavesofbreadwereundertheshawlofthewomanwhohadsupportedFestusClasbywhenhestumbled;thebaconwasunderanotherbrightshawl;thetobaccoandflourfelltothelotofherwhoseyellowbreastshowedtheplayofmuchsunandmanywinds;theteaandsugarandthenutmegandcarawayseedswereunderthewingofthewifeoftheSonoftheBardintheCanwiththeDiamondNotch.

    BOTHSIDESOFTHEPOND

    I

    Mrs.Donohoemarkedtheclearnessofthesky,thenumberandbrightnessofthestars.

    "Therewillbeashareoffrostto-night,Denis,"shesaid.

    DenisDonohoe,herson,adjustedaprimitiveboltonthestabledoor,thensniffedattheair,hisbroadnostrilsquiveringsensitivelyasheraisedhishead.

    "Thereisiceinthewind,"hesaid.

    "Makeastartwiththeturftothemarketto-morrow,"hismotheradvised."Peopleintownwillbewantingfiresnow."

    DenisDonohoewalkedovertothedimstackofbrownturfpiledatthebackofthestable.Itwastheresincetheearlyfall,thedryearthcutfromthebog,theturfthatwouldmakebrightandpleasantfiresintheopengratesofConnachtforthewintermonths.Awayfromitspreadthe

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    levelbogland,asweepofcountrythathad,theysaid,intheinfancyoftheearthbeenagreatoakforest,acrosswhichinlatertimeshadrovedpacksofhungrywolves,andwhichcouldatthisdayclaimthemostprimitiveformofindustryinWesternEurope.Outintothisboglandinthesummerhadcomefromtheircabinsthepeasantry,menandwomen,DenisDonohoeamongthem;theyhaddugupslicesofthespongy,wetsod,cutitintopiecesratherlargerthanbricks,lickeditintoshapebystampinguponitwiththeirbarefeet,stackeditaboutinlittlerowstodryinthesun,onesodleaningagainsttheother,lookinginthemoonlightlikeagreathostofweebrownfairiesgroupedincouplesforamidnightdanceonthecarpetofpurpleheather.Nowthetimehadcometoconvertitintosuchmoneyasitwouldfetch.

    DenisDonohoewhistledmerrilythatnightashepiledthedonkeycart,or"creel,"withthesodsofturf.Longbeforedaybreaknextmorninghewasabout,hismovementsquicklikeonewhohadgreatbusinessonhands.Thekitchenofthecabinwasilluminatedbyarushlight,theraysofwhichdidnotgomuchbeyondasmalldealtable,scrubbedwhite,wherehesatathisbreakfast,anunusuallygoodrepast,forhehadtea,home-madebreadandaboiledegg.Hismothermovedaboutthedimkitchen,waitingonhim,herbarefeetalmostnoiselessontheblackearthenfloor.Heateheartilyandsilently,makingtheSignoftheCrosswhenhehadfinished.Hismotherfollowedhimoutonthedarkroadtobidhimgoodluck,standingbesidethecreelofturf.

    "Thereshouldbeabriskdemandnowthatthewinterisuponus,"shesaidhopefully."Godbewithyou."

    "GodandMarybewithyou,mother,"DenisDonohoemadeanswerashetookthedonkeybytheheadandledhimalongthedarkroad.Thelittleanimaldrewhisburdenveryslowly,thecartcreakingandrockingnoisilyovertheunevenroad.NowandthenDenisDonohoespoketohimencouragingly,softly,hisgazeatthesametimegoingtotheeast,searchingtheblankskyforahintofthedawntocome.

    Buttheyhadgonerockingandswayingalongthewindingroadforalongtimebeforethedaydawned.DenisDonohoemarkedthespreadofthe

    light,theslowloomingupofarangeofhills,thesweepofbrownpatchesofbog,thengreyandgreenfields,brokenbytheglimmerofbluefakes,slopesofbrownfurzemakingforthemadullframe.

    "Nowthatwehavetheblessedlightwewon'tfeelthejourneyatall,"DenisDonohoesaidtothedonkey.

    Theassdrewthecreelofturfmorebriskly,shookhiswinkersandswishedhistail.WhentheystruckverysharphillsDenisDonohoegottothebackofthecart,puthishandstotheshafts,and,loweringhishead,helpedtopushuptheload,themusclesspringingtautatthebackofhisthicklimbsashepressedhardagainstthebrightfrostyground.

    Astheycamedownfromthehillshealreadyfeltveryhungry,hisfingerstenderlyfondlingtheslicesofoatenbreadhehadputawayinthepocketofhisgreyhomespuncoat.Buthecheckedtheimpulsetoeat,thelongjawofhisswarthyfaceset,hisstrongteethtighttogetherawaitingtherighthourtoplaytheireagerpart.Ifheatealltheoatenbreadnow--splendid,dry,hardstuff,madeofoatmealandwater,bakedonagridiron--itwouldleavetoolongafastafterwards.DenisDonohoehadbeenbroughtuptopractisecautioninthesematters,tosubjecthisstomachtoarigorousdiscipline,forlifeonthevergeofabogisanexactingbusiness.InsteadofobeyingtheimpulsetoeatDenis

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    Donohoeblewwarmbreathsintohispurplehands,beathisarmsabouthisbodytodeadenthebittercold,whistled,tooksomestepsofanodddancealongtheroad,andwentontalkingtothedonkeyasifheweremakingpleasantconversationtoacompanion.Theonlysignoflifetobeseenonearthorairwasathinlineofwildduckhighupinthesky,onegroupmakingwidecirclesoveravividmountainlake.

    HalfwayonhisjourneytothecountrytownDenisDonohoepulleduphislittleestablishment.Itwasoutsidealonelycottageexactlylikehisownhome.Therewasthesamebrownthatchontheroof,agarlandofverdantwildcreepersdroopingfromaspotatthegable,thesametwosmallwindowswithoutanysashesinthefrontwall,thesamenarrowruttypathwayfromtheroad,thesamesortofyellowhencacklingheatedly,herlegsquiveringassheclutchedthedrabhalfdoor,thesamescentofdecayedcabbageleavesintheair.DenisDonohoetookasackofhayfromthetopofthecreelofturf,andspreadsomeofitonthesideoftheroadforthedonkey.Whilehedidsoawomanwhoworeawhitecap,agreybodice,athickwoollenredpetticoat,underwhichherbareleanlegsshowed,cametothedoor,wavingtheyellowhenoffherperch.

    "Gooddaytoyou,Mrs.Deely,"DenisDonohoesaid,showinghisstrongteeth.

    "Welcome,Denis.Won'tyoustepinandwarmyourselfatthefire,forthedayissharp,andyouareearlyontheroad?"

    DenisDonohoesatwiththewomanbythefireforsometime,theirexchangeoffamilygossipquietandagreeable.Theyoungmanwas,however,uneasy,glancingaboutthehousenowandthenlikeonewhomissedsomething.Thewoman,droppinghercalmeyesonhim,divinedhisthoughts.

    "Agnesisnotabout,"shesaid."ShestartedofffortheCappaPostOfficeanhourgone,forwehadtidingsthataletteristhereforusfromSydney."

    "Aletterfromhersister?"

    "Yes,Maryismarriedthereanddoingwell."

    DenisDonohoeresumedhisjourney.

    Attheappointedspotheravenouslydevouredtheoatenbread,thenstretchedhimselfonhisstomachonthegroundandtooksomedraughtsofwaterfromaroadsidestream,drawingitupwithaslowsuckingnoise,histeethchattering,hiseyesonthebrightpebblesthatglitteredbetweensomegreencressatthebottom.Whenhehadfinishedthedonkeyalsolavedhisthirstatthespot.

    Hereachedthemarkettownwhileitwasyetmorning.Heledthecreelofturfthroughthestragglingstreets,wheresomepeoplewiththesleepintheireyesweremovingabout.Theonlysoundhemadewasalowwordofencouragementtothedonkey.

    "Howmuchforthecreel?"amanasked,standingathisshopdoor.

    "Sixshilling,"DenisDonohoereplied,andwaited,foritwasabovethebusinessofadecentturf-sellertopraisehiswaresorpressforasale.

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    "Goodlucktoyou,son,"saidthemerchant,"Ihopeyou'llgetit."Hesmiled,foldedhishandsoneovertheother,andretiredtohisshop.

    DenisDonohoemovedon,sayinginanundertonetothedonkey,"Gee-up,Patsy.Thatoldfellowisnogood."

    Therewereotherinquiries,butnobodypurchased.Theysaidthatmoneywasveryscarce.DenisDonohoesaidnothing;moneywastooremoteathingforhimtoimaginehowitcouldbeeveranythingelseexceptscarce.Hegrewtiredofgoingupanddownpastshopswheretherewasnosignofbusiness,sohedrewthesidestreetsandlaneways,placeswherechildrenscreamedabouttheroad,wheretherewasascentofsoapywater,wherewomencametotheirdoorsandlookedathimwitheyesthatexpressedaslowresentment,theirarmsbareabovetheelbows,theirhairhangingdanklyabouttheirears,theirvoices,whentheyspoke,monotonous,andalwayssoundinganoteoftiredcomplaint.

    OntheriseofalittlebridgeDenisDonohoemetared-hairedwoman,afamilyofchildrenskirmishingabouther;therewasabattlelightinherwolfisheyes,heridlehandswerefoldedoverherstomach.

    "Howmuch,gossoon?"sheasked.

    "Sixshilling.""Sixdevils!"Shewalkedovertothecreel,handlingsomeofthesodsofturfDenisDonohoeknewshewassearchingaconstitutionallyabusivemindforsomewordcontemptuousofhiswares.Shefounditatlast,forshesmackedherlips.ItwasintheGaelic."Spairteach!"shecried--awordthatwaseloquentofbadturf,stuffdugfromthefirstlayerofthebog,amerecoveringforthecorrectveinbeneathit.

    "It'sgoodstoneturf,"DenisDonohoeprotested,alittlenettled.

    Thewomanwasjoinedbysomepeoplewhowerehangingabout,anxioustotakepartinbargainingwhichinvolvednopersonalliability.They

    argued,madejokes,shouted,andfinallybegantobullyDenisDonohoe,thewomanleading,hervoicehalfascream,herstomachheaving,hereyesdancingwithexcitement,ayellowfrothgatheringatthecornersofherangrymouth,herhandgrippingasodoftheturf,fortheonlydissipationlifenowofferedherwasthishagglingwithandshoutingdownofturfsellers.DenisDonohoestoodimmovablebesidehiscart,patientashisdonkey,hisswarthyfacestolidundertheshadowofhisbroad-brimmedblackhat,hisintelligenteyesquietlymeasuringhisnoisyantagonists.Whenthewoman'sangerhadquitespentitselftheturfwaspurchasedforfiveshillings.

    DenisDonohoecarriedthesodsinhisarmstothekitchenofthepurchaser'shouse.Itentailedagreatmanyjourneysinandout,the

    sodsbeingpileduponhishookedleftarmwithacertainskill.Hisroutelaythroughasmallshop,downasemi-darkhallway,acrossakitchen,thesodsbeingstowedunderastairwaywherecockroachesscamperedfromthethuddingofthefallingsods.

    Womenweremovingaboutthekitchen,talkingincessantly,fumblingabouttables,alwaysappearingtosearchforsomethingthathadbeenlost,onecrooningoveracradlethatsherockedbeforethefire.Thesmellofcooking,thesoundofsomethingfattyhissingonapan,broughtasenseoffaintnesstoDenisDonohoe,forhewasravenouslyhungryagain.

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    HestumbledawkwardlyinandoutoftheplacewithhisarmfulsofbrownsodsThewomenmovedwithreluctanceoutofhisway.Onceaservantgirlraisedthemostmelancholypairofwidebrowneyeshehadeverseen,sayingtohim,"Italwaysgoesthroughmetoheartheturffallinginthestair-hole.ItremindsmeofthedayIheardtheclayfallingonmefather'scoffin,Godbewithhimandforgivehim,forhediedinthehorrors."

    BythetimeDenisDonohoehaddeliveredthecartloadofturfthelittledonkeyhadeatenallthehayinthesack.InthesmallshopDenispurchasedsomebacon,flourandtea,sothathehadonlysomecopperstobringhomewithhim.Aftersomehesitationhehandedbackonepennyforsomebiscuits,andtheseheateassoonashesetoutonthereturnjourney.

    Thelittledonkeywentovertheroadthroughthehillsonthewaybackwithspirit,fordonkeysaregoodhomers.DenisDonohoesatuponthefrontofthecart,hislegsdanglingdownbesidetheshaft.Thedonkeytrotteddowntheslopesgayly,theharnessrattling,thecartswaying,jolting,makinganamazingnoise.

    Thedonkeycockedhisears,fleckedhistail,evenindulgedinoneortwobuck-jumps,asherattleddownthehillyroads.DenisDonohoeonce

    ortwiceleanedoutovertheshaft,andbroughthisopenhanddownonthehaunchofthedonkey,butitwasmoreacaressthanawhack.

    Thelightbegantofade,thelandscapetogrowmoreobscure.SuddenlyDenisDonohoebrokeintosong.Theyweregoingoveralevelstretchofground.Thedonkeywalkedquietly.Thequiveringvoicerangoutoverthedarkeninglandscape,gaininginqualityandinsteadiness,aclearlightvoice,thenotescomingwiththeinstinctiveintonation,theperfectorderofthebornfolksinger.ItwassomeoldGaelicsong,arefrainthathadbeenpreservedlikethetrunksoftheprimevaloaksinthebogs,sucharefrainasmightclaimkinshipwiththeDresdenAmen,sungbygenerationsofGermanpeasantsuntilatlastitreachedtheearsofRichardWagner,givingbirthtoaclassic.AshesangDenisDonohoe

    raisedhisswarthyface,hisprofilesharpagainstthepalesky,hiseyes,halfinrapturelikeallfolksingers,rangingoverthehills,hislongthroatpalpitating,swellingandslackeninglikethethroatofabirdquiveringinsong.Thenalightfromthesash-lesswindowsofMrs.Deely'scabinshonefaintlyandsilenceagainbroodedovertheplace.WhenhereachedthecabinDenisDonohoedismountedandwalkedintothekitchen,hiseyesbright,hisstepssoeagerthathebecameconsciousofitandpulledupatonce.

    Mrs.Deelywassittingbythefire,herknittingneedlesbusy.DenisDonohoesatdownbesideher.Whiletheywerespeakingayounggirlcamefromtheonlyroominthehouse,and,crossingthekitchen,stoodbesidetheopenfireplace.

    "AgneshadgreatnewsfromAustraliafromMary,"Mrs.Deelysaid."SheenclosedthepriceofthepassagefromthisplacetoSydney."

    "Iwillbemakingthevoyagetheendofthismonth,"thegirlherselfadded.

    Therewasanawkwardsilence,duringwhichMrs.Deelycarefullypilotedoneofherneedlesthroughanintricateturnintheheelofthesock.

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    "Well,Iwishyouluck,Agnes,"DenisDonohoesaidatlast,andthengaveaqueeroddlittlelaugh,alittlelaughthatmadeMrs.Deelyregardhimquicklyandseriously.Shenoticedthathehadhiseyesfixedontheground.

    "Itwillbeagreatchangefromthisplace,"thegirlsaid,fingeringsomethingonthemantelpiece."MarysaysSydneyisawonderfulbigcity."

    DenisDonohoeslowlyliftedhiseyes,takingintheshapeofthegirlfromthebarefeettothebrightribbonthatwastiedinherhair.Whathesawwasaslimgirl,herlimbsshowingfaintlyinthefoldsofacheap,thinskirt,aloose,smallshawlrestingontheshoulders,herbosomheavinggentlywheretheshawldidnotmeet,herprofiledelicateandfaintinthelightofthefire,hereyes,suddenlyturneduponhim,beingtheeyesofagirlconsciousofhiseyes,herlowbreaththesweetbreathofagirlsteppingintoherwomanhood.

    "Well,Godprosperyou,AgnesDeely,"DenisDonohoesaidaftersometime,androsefromhisseat.

    Thetwowomencameoutontheroadtoseehimoff.Hedidnotdally,jumpedontothefrontofthecartandrattledaway.

    Overheadtheskywaswinterclear,thestarsmerry,eternal,thewholeheavenbrilliantinitssilent,stupendoussong,itsperpetualMagnificat;butDenisDonohoemadetherestofthejourneyinablacksilence,gloomintherigidfigure,thestoopingshoulders,thedanglinglegs;andthehillsseemedtodrawtheirgrimshadowsaroundhistragicridetothelonelylightinhismother'scabinonthevergeofthedeadbrownbog.

    II

    Therewasacontinuousclatterofconversationthatroseandfellandbrokelikethewavesonthebeach,therewasthedullshufflingof

    uneasyfeetontheground,thetinklingofglasses,therattleofbottles,andoveritallthehalfhystericallaughofatipsywoman.Abovetheracketapenetrating,quiveringvoicewasraisedinsong.

    Nowandagainblearyeyeswereraisedto,thestage,shadowyinafogoftobaccosmoke.Thefigureontheboardsstruttedabout,madesomefantasticsteps,thefacepallidinthestreakylight,themouthscarletasatulipforamomentasitopenedwide,themusclesaboutthelipswiryanddistinctfrommuchpractice,thewordsofthesongcominginavehementnasalfalsettoandinabrogueacquiredintheBowery.Thewhitefaceofthemanwhoaccompaniedthesingeronthepianowasraisedforamomentinatiredgesturethatwasalsoaprotest;intheeyesofthesingerastheymetthoseoftheaccompanistwasanexpressionof

    cynicalCeltichumour;inthesmoulderinggazeofthepianistwasthepatient,stubbornsouloftheSlav.Thelookbetweentheseentertainers,onefromConnachttheotherfromPoland,wasalittleactofmutualcommiserationandamutualexpressionofcontemptforthenoisydescendantsoftheLostTribeswhomademerryintheplace.

    ACockneywhohadexchangedHoundsditchfortheBoweryleeredupbroadlyattheCeltprancingaboutthestage.Heturnedtothecompanionwhosatdrinkingwithhim,atall,bonyhalf-caste,herblackeyesdancinginaheadthatquiveredfromanagueacquiredinIllinois.

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    "'E'sallryght,isPaddy,"saidthevoicefromHoundsditch.Hepointedathumbthatwasacertificateofvillainyinthedirectionofthestage.

    "Sure,"saidthecolouredlady,whoseancestryrambledbackawayAlabama.Shelookedupatthestagewithherboldeyes.

    "Iknowhim,"shesaid,thoughtfully."AndIlikehim,"sheaddedgrinning."Wealllikehim.He'soneoftheboys."

    "Wotpriceme?"saidtheHoundsditchman.

    "Oh,you'regood,too,"saidthecolouredlady."Blowinanothercocktail,honey."Shestruckherbreastwheretheuneasyboneshowedthroughtheduskyskin."I'veafearfulthirstrightthere."

    Littlepuckersgatheredaboutthesmall,humorouseyesoftheCockneyashelookedather."My,"hesaid,"you'avegotathirstandacapacity,OleSahara!"

    Thecolouredladyraisedthecocktailtoherfatlips,andasshedidsotherewasasuddenracket,menshouting,womenclappingtheirhands,thevoiceofthetipsywomandominantinitshysteriaovertheuproar.

    Thesingerwasbowingprofuseacknowledgmentsfromthestage,hiseyes,slyintheircynicalhumour,uponthefaceoftheSlavatthepiano,hisheadthrownback,thepallorofhisfaceghastly.

    TheladyfromAlabamajoinedinthetributetothesinger.

    "'Core,'core,"criedOleSahara,raisingherglassinthedimvapour."Here'stoDenisDonohoe!"

    THEWHITEGOAT

    I

    Thewhitegoatstoodinalittleclearingclosedinbyaringofwhinsonthehillside.Herheadswayedfromsidetosideliketheslowmotionofthependulumofagreatclock.Thelegswerealittlespread,thekneesbent,thesidesslack,thesnoutgreyanddry,theudderlimp.

    TheHerdknewthewhitegoatwasingreatagony.Shehadrefusedtheshareofbranhehadbroughther,hadturnedawayfromthearmfuloffreshivyleaveshislittledaughterheldouttoher.Hehaddesistedfromthemilking,shehadmoanedsocontinuously.

    SomedaysbeforetheHerdhadfoundtheanimalinjuredonthehill;thepreviousnighthehadheardthelabourersmakinganoise,shoutingandsinging,astheycrossedfromthetillagefields.Heknewwhathadhappenedwhenhehadseenthemarksoftheirhob-nailedbootsonherbody.Shewasalwaysasensitivebrute,ofabreedthatcamefromthelowlands.ThesombreeyesoftheHerdglowedinasmoulderingpassionashestoodhelplesslybywhilethewhitegoatswungherheadfromsidetoside.

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    Hegatheredsomedrybrackenandspreadabedofitnearthewhitegoat.Itwouldbeunkindtoallowhertolieonthewetgrasswhenthetimecamethatshecouldnolongerstand.Helookedupattheskyandmarkedthedirectionofthewind.Ithadgoneroundtothewest.Cloudswerebeginningtomoveacrossthesky.Therewasavividlightbehindthemountains.Theairwasstill.Itwouldraininthenight.Hehadthoughtforthewhitegoatstandingthereinthedarkness,swayingherheadinagony,thebrackengrowingsoddenatherfeet,therainbeatingintohereyes.Itwasacoldplaceandwind-swept.Wheneverthewhitegoathadbrokenhertethershehadflownfromittothelowlands.Herememberedhow,whileleadingheracrossafieldonce,shehaddrawnbackinsometerrorwhentheyhadcometoapoolofwater.

    TheHerdlookedathislittledaughter.Thechildhaddrawnsomedistanceaway,theivyleavesfallenfromherbarearms.Hewasconsciousthatsomefearhadmadehereyesroundandbright.Whatwasitthatthechildfeared?Heguessed,andmarvelledthatachildshouldunderstandthestrangethingthatwasabouttohappenupthereonthehill.TheknowledgeofDeathwasshininginstinctivelyinthechild'seyes.Shewaspartofthestillnessandgreynessthatwascreepingoverthehillside.

    "Wewilltakethewhitegoattotheshelterofthestable,"theHerdsaid.

    Thechildnodded,thefearstilllingeringinhereyes.Heuntiedthetetherandlaidhishandonthehornofthegoat.Sheansweredtothetouch,walkingpatientlybutunsteadilybesidehim.

    Afterawhilethechildfollowed,takingtheotherhorn,gently,likeherfather,forshehadallhisunderstandingofandnearnesstothedumbanimalsofthefields.Theycameslowlyandsilently.Thelightfailedrapidlyastheycamedownthehill.Everythingwasmergedinashadowyvagueness,thecolourofthewhitegoatbetweenthetwodimfiguresaloneproclaimingitself.Akidbleatedsomewhereinthedistance.Itwasthecryofayoungthingforitssuckle,andtheHerdsawthatforamomentthewhitegoatraisedherhead,theinstinctof

    hernaturemovingher.Thenshetottereddownthehillinthedarkness.

    Whentheyreachedthefrontofthestablethewhitegoatbackedpainfullyfromtheplace.TheHerdwaspuzzledforamoment.Thenhesawthelittlepoolofwaterinafaintglimmerbeforetheirfeet.Hebroughttheanimaltooneside,avoidingit,andshefollowedthepressureofhisdirectinghand.

    Hetookdownalanternthatswungfromtheraftersofthestableandlightedit.Inacornerhemadeabedoffreshstraw.Theanimalleanedoveralittleagainstthewall,andtheyknewshewasgratefulfortheshelterandthesupport.Thentheheadbegantoswayinawearyrhythmfromsidetosideasifthepaindroveiton.Herbreathquickened,

    brokeintolittlepants.Henotedthethinvapourthatsteamedfromaboutherbody.TheHerdlaidhishandonhersnout.Itwasdryandredhot.Heturnedawayleadingthechildbythehand,thelanternswingingfromtheother,throwinglongyellowstreaksoflightaboutthegloomofthestable.Heclosedthedoorsoftlybehindhim.

    II

    ItwaslatethatnightwhentheHerdgotbackfromhisroundsofthe

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    pastures.Hisbootssoakedinthewetgroundandtheclothesclungtohislimbs,fortherainhadcomedownheavily.Arumbleofthundersoundedoverthehillsasheraisedthelatchofhisdoor.Hefeltgladhehadnotleftthewhitegoattetheredinthewhinsonthehill.

    Hislittledaughterhadgonetosleep.Hiswifetoldhimthechildonbeingputtobedhadweptbitterly,butrefusedtoconfessthecauseofhergrief.TheHerdsaidnothing,butheknewthechildhadweptforthewhitegoat.Thethoughtofthechild'semotionmovedhim,andheturnedoutofthehouseagain,standinginthedarknessandtherain.Whyhadtheyattackedthepoorbrute?Heaskedthequestionoverandoveragain,butonlytherainbeatinhisfaceandaroundhimwasdarkness,mystery.Thenheheardthevoiceshigheruponthesideofthehill,firstalaugh,thensomeshoutsandcries.Athickvoiceraisedtherefrainofasong,anditcameboomingthroughthemurkyatmosphere.TheHerdcouldhearthewords:

    Wherearethelegswithwhichyourun?Hurroo!Hurroo!Wherearethelegswithwhichyourun?Hurroo!Hurroo!WherearethelegswithwhichyourunWhenfirstyouwenttocarryagun?Indeed,yourdancingdaysaredone!

    Och,Johnny,Ihardlyknewye!Andthencamethechoruslikearoardownthehills:

    Withdrumsandguns,and,gunsanddrumTheenemynearlyslewye;Mydarlingdear,youlooksoqueer,Och,Johnny,Ihardlyknewye!

    Thevoicesofthelabourerspassingfromthetillagefieldsdiedaway,andtherumbleofthundercamedownmorefrequentlyfromthehills.TheHerdcrossedhisgarden,hisbootssinkinginthesoftground.Halfwayacrosshepaused,foraloudcryhaddominatedthefuryofthebreaking

    storm.Hisearswerequickforthecriesofanimalsindistress.Hewentonrapidlytowardthestable.

    Thegroundgrewmoresloppyandathinstreamofwatercamefromtherimofhissoftblackhat,streamingdownhisface.Henotedtheflashesoflightningoverhead.Throughitallthecryofthewhitegoatsounded,withthatweird,vibrating"mag-gag"thatwasthetraditionalnoteofherrace.IthadapowerfulappealfortheHerd.Itstirredafeelingofpassionwithinhimashehurriedthroughtherain.

    Howtheymusthavelaceratedher,apoorbrutechainedtothesod,atthemercyoftheirabuse!Theredrowofmarksalonghergams,rawandterrible,sprangtohissightoutofthedarkness.Vengeance,vengeance!

    Hegrippedhispowerfulhands,openingandclosingthefists.Thenhewasconsciousofsomethinginthestormandthedarknessthatrobbedhimofhiscravingforpersonalvengeance.Allthatbelongedtotheprimitivemanwelledupinhim.Heknewthatintheheartofthefuturetherelurkedareckoning--something,somebody--thatwouldcountthetallyattheappointedtime.Thenhehadturnedroundthegableofthestable.Hesawtheghostlywhitething,shadowyintheblackness,lyingprostratebeforethedoor.Hestoodstill,hisbreathdrawninward.

    Therewasamovementinthewhiteshape.Hecoulddiscerntheblurred

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    outlineoftheheadoftheanimalassheraiseditupalittle.Therewasalowmoanfollowedbyagreatcry.TheHerdstoodstill,terrorinhisheart.Forheinterpretedthatcryinalltheterribleinarticulateconsciousnessofhisownbeing.Thatcrysoundedinhisearslikeanappealtoallthegenerationsofwrongeddumbthingsthathadevercomeunderthelashofthetyrannyofmen.Itwastheprotestofthebrutecreationagainsthumanity,andtotheHerditwasajudgment.Thenhiseyescaughtamurkygleambesidethefallenwhiteshape,andthephysicalsenseofthingsjumpedbacktohismind.

    Herememberedthatinwetweatherapoolofwateralwaysgatheredbeforethestabledoor.Herememberedthattherewasaglimmerofittherewhenhehadledthewhitegoatintothestable.Herememberedhowshehadshownfearofit.

    Hestoopeddownoverthewhitegoatwhereshelay.Thinwispsofherhairfloatedaboutlookinglikedimwraithsagainsttheblacknessofthepool.Hecaughtalookofthebrowneyesandwasawarethattheudderandteatsbulgedupfromthewater.Hesankdownbesideher,thewatermakingasplashashiskneesdroppedintotheplace.Theanimalraisedherheadalittleandwithpain,forthehornsseemedtoweighlikelead.Butitwasanacknowledgmentthatshewasconsciousofhispresence;thentheheadfellback,agurglesoundingoveroneoftheears.

    TheHerdknewwhathadhappened,anditwasallverytragicaltohismind.Hiswifehadcomeouttothestableforsomething,andhadleftthedooropenbehindher.Thewhitegoat,goadedbythegrowingpain,hadstaggeredoutthedoor,perhapsfeelingsomedesirefortheopenfieldsinheragony.Thenshehadseenbeforethethresholdofthedoorthatwhichhadalwaysbeenahorrortoher--apoolofwater.TheHerdcouldseehertotteringandswayingandthenfallingintoitwithacry,fulfillingherdestiny.Hewonderedifhehimselfhadthesameinstinctforthethingsthatwouldprovefataltohim?Whywashealwayssonervouswhenhestoopedtoorlayupontheground?Whydiditalwaysgivehimafeelingthathewouldbetrampledunderthehoovesofstampedingcattleroundedupfortreatmentforthewarblefly?He

    trembledasheheardthebeatofhoovesonthegroundbehindhim.Hepeeredaboutandforawhiledidnotrecognisetheshapethatmovedrestlesslyaboutinthedarkness.Heheardtheneighofthebroodmare.Heknewthenshehadbeenhoveringaboutthestableafraidtogoinoutofthestorm.Shewasafraidtogoinbecauseofthethingthatlaybeforethestabledoor.Heheardtheansweringcalloftheyoungfoalinthestable,andheknewthatit,too,wasafraidtocomeoutevenatthecallofitsdam.Deathwasaboutinthatnightofstorm,andallthingsseemedconsciousofit.

    Hestoopeddownoverthewhitegoatandworkedhishandsunderhershoulders.Heliftedherupandfeltthestrainalloverhisframe,themusclesspringingtenseonhisarms.Shewasadeadweight,andhehad

    alwayspridedonhersize.Hiskneesdugintothepuddleinthebottomofthepoolashefeltthepressureonhishaunches.Hestrainedhardashegotoneofhisfeetunderhim.Withaquickefforthegottheotherfootintopositionandroseslowly,liftingthewhiteformoutofthepool.Theshaggyhairhungfromthewhitegoat,limpandreeking,numerousthinstreamsofwatermakingalittlerippleastheyfell.ThelimbsoftheHerdquiveredundertheweight,hestaggeredback,hisheavybootsgrindinginthegravel;thenhesethisteeth,thelimbssteadiedthemselves,heswayeduncertainlyforamoment,thenstaggeredacrossthestabledoor,consciousofthehammerstrokesoftheheartof

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    thewhitegoatbeatingagainsthisownheart.Helaidherdowninthebedofstrawandheardtheyoungfoalboundingoutofthestableinterror.TheHerdstoodintheplace,thesweatbreakingoutonhisforehead,thendroppingingreatbeads.

    Thewhitegoatbegantomoan.TheHerdwasawarefromtherustlingofthestrawthatherlimbswereworkingconvulsively.Heknewfromthenatureofherwoundsthatherdeathwouldbeprolonged,heragoniesextreme.Whatifheputheroutofpain?Itwouldbealloverinamoment.Hishandwenttohispocket,feelingitontheoutside.Hemadeouttheshapeoftheknife,buthesitated.

    Oneofthehoovesofthewhitegoatstruckhimontheankleasherlimbsworkedconvulsively.Hishandwentintohispocketandclosedaroundtheweapon.Hewouldneedtobequickandsure,tohaveasteadyhand,tomakeaswiftmovement.Heallowedhimselfsomemomentstodecide.Thenthebladeoftheknifeshotbackwithasnap.

    Thesoundseemedtoreachthewhitegoatinallitsgrimsignificance.Shestruggledtoherfeet,moaningmoreloudly.TheHerdbegantobreathehard.Hewasafraidshewouldcryoutevenasshehadcriedoutasshelayinthepoolbeforethestabledoor.TheterrorofthethingsthatmadeupthatcrybrokeinupontheHerd.Heshookwithfearofit.Thenhestoopedswiftly,hisfingersnervouslyfeelingoverthedelicate

    courseofthethroatofthewhitegoat.Hishandsmovedalittlebackwardsandforwardsinthedarkness.Hefeltthehotstreamonhishands,thentheanimalfellwithoutasound,herhornsstrikingagainstthewall.Hestoodoverherforamomentandwasconsciousthathishandswerewet.Thenherememberedwithashudderthatthewholetragedyofthenighthadbeenoneofrainsandpoolsandwaterandclingingdampthings,ofpuddlesandsweatsandblood.Evennowtheknifeheheldinhisfingerswasdripping.Heletitfall.Itfellwithaqueerthud,soundingofflesh,ofadeadbody.Ithadfallenonthedeadbodyofthewhitegoat.Heturnedwithagroanandmadehiswayuncertainlyforthestabledoor.

    Atthedoorhestood,thoughtscrowdinginuponhim,questionsbeating

    uponhisbrainandgivingnotimeforanswer.Aroundhimwasdarkness,mystery,Death.Whatrighthadhetothrusthishandblindlyintotheheartofthismystery?Whohadgivenhimthepowertohastentheend,tosummonDeathbeforeitstime?HadnotNatureherownwayforcountingoutthehoursandtheminutes?Hadnotshe,orsomeotherpower,appointedanhourforthewhitegoattodie?Shewouldlive,eveninagony,untiltheycouldbearherupnolonger;andhavingdiedNaturewouldpassherthroughwhateverchannelherlawshadordained.Hadnotthewhitegoatmadeherlastprotestagainsthisinterferencewhenshehadrisentoherfeetinherdeathagony?Andifthewhitegoat,dumbbeastthatshewas,hadsufferedwrongatthehandsofman,thentherewas,theHerdnowknew,aPowerdeliberateandinexorable,scrupulousinitsdelicateadjustmentofrightandwrong,thatwouldbalancethe

    accountattheappointedaudit.

    Hehadaninarticulateunderstandingofthesethingsashemovedfromthestabledoor.Hetrippedoverabarrowunseeninthedarknessandfellforwardonhisfaceintothefield.Ashelaythereheheardthethuddingofhoovesontheground.Herose,dizzyandunnerved,toseethedimshapesofsomecattlethathadgathereddownabouttheplacefromtheupland.Hefelttherainbeatinguponhisface,theclotheshungdankandclammytohislimbs.Hisbootssoakedandsloppedwhenhestepped.Aboomofthundersoundedoverheadandavividflashof

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    lightninglitupforaninstantagreatelmtree.Hesawallitsbranchesshiningwithwater,dropsglisteningalongathousandstraytwigs.Thenthevoicesofthelabourersreturningoverthehillsbrokeinuponhisears.Heheardtheirshouts,thesnatchesoftheirsongs,theirnoise,alltheribaldryofmenmerryintheirdrink.

    TheHerdgropedthroughthedarknessforhishouselikeahalf-blindman,hisarmsoutbeforehim,andasuddengustofwindthatsweptthehillsideshriekedaboutthebloodofthewhitegoatthatwasstillwetuponhishands.

    THESICKCALL

    AmanwearingthegreyfriezecoatandthesoftblackhatofthepeasantryrodeuptotheMonasterygateonawiry,long-tailednag.Whenherangthebellatthehall-doortherewasaclatterofsandalsonaflaggedhallinside.

    ThedoorwasopenedbyalayBrotherinabrownhabit,agirdleaboutthewaistfromwhichagreatRosarybeadswassuspended.Thepeasant

    turnedasoftblackhatnervouslyinhishandsashedeliveredhismessage.TheFriarwhovisitedailingpeoplewas,hesaid,wanted.Ayoungmanwaslyingveryillawayuponthehills.Nothingthathadbeendoneforhimwasofanyaccount.Hewasnowverylow,andhispeopleweretroubled.MaybetheFriarwouldcomeandraisehisholyhandsoverKevinHooban?

    Thepeasantgavesomeaccountofhowtheplacemightbereached.HalfanhourlatertheSpanishFriarwasonaside-caronhiswaytothemountain.Iwasontheothersideofthecar.TheSpanishFriarspokeEnglishbadly.Thepeasantry--mostofwhomhadwhattheycalledBarlabriste(brokenEnglish)--couldunderstandonlyanoccasionalwordofwhathesaid.AtmomentsofcompletedeadlockI,aMassserver,actedas

    asortofinterpreter.Forthis,andforwhateverpoorcompanionshipIafforded,Ifoundmyselfonthesickcall.

    Theroadbroughtusbyalakewhichgaveachillyairtothelandscapeinthewinterday,thenpastastripofcountrymeagrelywooded.Weturnedintoanarrowroadthatstruckthehillsatonce,skirtingaslopingplacecoveredwithscrubandquitedark,likeablackpatchonthelandscape.Afterthatitwasabarrenpasture,prolificonlyinbleachedbouldersofrocks,ofbrackenthatlaywasted,ofbroomthatwassere.Itwasaverystillafternoon,notabreathofwindstirring.Sheeplookingbulkyintheirheavyfleeceslayaboutinthegrass,somotionlessthattheymightbetheworkofavigoroussculptor.Thebranchesofthetreesweresostill,sodelicateintheiroutlines

    againstthepalesky,thattheymadeoneuneasy;theyseemedtohavelosttheartofwaving,asifleavesshouldneveragainflutteruponthem.Anet-workoflowstonewallsputlooselytogether,markingofftheabsurdlysmallfields,straggledoverthefaceofthelandscape,lookinginthecuriouseveninglightlikeagreatgreywebfantasticallyspunbysomehumorousspider.Thebrownfigureofashepherdwithasheepcrookinhishandroseuponadistanthill.Hemightbeasacredfigureintheredchancelofthewesternsky.Inamomenthewasgone,leavingonedoubtfulifhehadnotbeenanillusion.Alongarmyofstarlingstrailedrapidlyacrossthehorizon,awrigglingmotionmarking

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    theircourselikethemotioninthebodyofagiganticsnake.Everythingonthehillsseemed,asthelightreddenedandfailed,togrowvast,grotesque.Thesilencewhichreignedoveritallwasoppressive.

    Straycabinsskirtedtheroadside.Somepeoplemovedaboutthem,leavingonetheimpressionofaremotenessthatwasmelancholy.ThewomenintheirbarefeetmadelittlecurtesiestotheFriar.Childreninlongdressesranintothecabinsatsightofthestrangers,likerabbitsscuttlingbacktotheirburrows.Havingfoundrefugetheylookedoutoverthehalf-doorsasthecarpassed,theireyessparkling,humorous,fullofanalertinquisitiveness,theirfacesfreshasthewind.

    Agroupofpeopleswungalongtheroad,speakingvolublyinIrish,givingonetheimpressionthattheyhadmadeagreatjourneyacrosstherangeofhills.Theygaveusasalutationthatwasalsoablessing.WepulledupthecarandtheygatheredabouttheFriar,lookingupathimfromundertheirbroad-brimmedblackhats,thecountenancesforthemostpartdarkandprimitive,thetypemoreofFirbolgthanMilesianorigin.

    WhentheFriarspoketothemtheypaused,shuffled,lookedateachother,puzzled.HalfunconsciouslyIrepeatedthepriest'swordsforthem.

    "Oh,youareheadingforthehousewhereKevinHoobanislyingsick?"

    "Yes."

    "Thepriestisgoingtoreadoverhim?"

    "Yes."

    "Andmaybetheyareexpectinghim?"

    "Yes."

    "Wehearditsaidheisverylow,astrangenesscomingoverhim."

    "Isthehousefar?"

    "No,nottoofarwhenyouareoncea-pastthedemesnewall,withtheivyuponit.Keeponthestraightroad.Youwillcometoastreamandagulletandaroadclippingintothehillsfromittotheright;gopastthatroad.Westofthatyouwillseetwopoplartrees.Beyondthemyouwillcometoaboreen.Turndownthatboreen;itisverynarrow,andyouhadbestturnuponesideofthecarandbothsittogether,ormaybethethornyhedgeswouldbeslashingyouonthefaceinthedarknessoftheplace.Attheendoftheboreenyouwillcometoashallowriver,andithavingashinglebottom.Putthemaretoitandacrosswithyou.Willyoubeabletorememberallthat?"

    "Yes,thanks."

    "Verywell.Listennow.Whenyouareacrosstheriverwiththeshinglybottomdrawuponthebackmeadow.Youwillseealightshiningtothenorth.LetonebawloutofyouandPatchKeetlywillbeathandtotakethemarebythehead.HewillbringyoutothehousewhereKevinHoobanislyinginhistrouble.AndGodgrant,Father,thatyouwillbeabletoreachoutahelpinghandtohim,andtoputyourstrengthinholywordsbetweenhimandthemthathasaholdofhim;heisafineyoungmanwithoutfaultorblemish,andthegrandestmakerofmusicthateverput

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    aliptothefideg.Keepaneyeoutforthepoplartrees."

    "Verygood.Godbewithyou."

    "Godspeedyoukindly."

    Wedroveon.Aswedidsowetriedtopiecethedirectionstogether.ThetwopoplartreesappearedtotouchsomecuriousstrainofhumourintheSpanishFriar.Butitallcametopassastheprophethadspoken.Wecametotheivywall,tothestream,thegullet,theroadthatclippedintothehillstotheright,andalongwaybeyonditthetwopoplartrees,tall,shadowy,greatintheirlonelinessonthehills,sentinelsthatappearedtoguardsomemountainfrontier.Thelighthadrapidlygone.Thewholelandscapehadswoonedawayintoavague,darkchaos.Overheadthestarsbegantoshow,theairwascutting;itbitwithfrost.Andthenweturneddownthedarkboreen,themareventuringintoitwithsomemisgiving.IthinktheFriarwasprayinginanundertoneinhisnativeBasqueaswepassedthroughthenarrowmountainboreen.Attheendofitwecametotheshallowriverwiththeshinglybottom.Againthemarerequiredsomepersuasionbeforesheventuredin,thewheelscrunchingonthegravel,herfetlockssplashingtheslow-moving,chocolate-colouredwater.Ontheoppositebankwereachedasortofplateau,seenvaguelyinthelight.I"letabawloutofme."Itwaslikethecryofsomelonely,lostbirdonthewing.TheFriarshookwith

    laughter.Icouldfeelthelittlerockofhisbodyonthespringsofthecar.Afigurecamesuddenlyoutofthedarknessandsilentlytookthemarebythehead.Thecarmovedonacrossthevaguebackmeadow.PatchKeetlywaspilotingustoalightthatshoneinthenorth.

    Peoplewerestandingaboutthefrontofthelong,low-thatchedhouse.Lightsshoneinallthewindows,thedoorstoodopen.Thepeopledidnotspeakordrawnearaswegotdownfromthecar.Therewasafearfulsilenceabouttheplace.Thegroupingofthepeopleexpressedmystery.Theyeyedusfromtheircuriouslyaloofangles.Theyseemedasmuchapartoftheatmosphereofthehills,asfixedinthelandscapeasthelittleclumpsoffurzeorthetwolonelypoplarsthatmountedguardoverthemouthoftheboreen.

    "Won'ttheholyFatherbegoingintothehouse?"PatchKeetlyasked."Iwillunyokethemareandgiveherashareofoatsinthestable."

    TheFriarspoketomeinanundertone,andwecrossedtotheopendoorofthehouse.

    Thedoorleddirectlyintothekitchen.Twowomenwerestandingwellbackfromthedoor,somethingrespectful,alittlemysteriousandalittlefearfulintheirattitude.TheireyeswereupontheFriar,andfromtheirexpressionstheymighthaveexpectedsomesortofapparitiontocrossthethreshold.Theymadeacurtesytohim,dippingtheirbodiesinalittlesuddenjerk.Nobodyelsewasinthekitchen,and,despite

    thealmostoppressiveformalityoftheirattitude,theysomehowconveyedasenseofthepowerofwomeninthehouseholdintimeofcrisis.Theywereinsupremecommand,themenalloutside,whenalifehadtobebattledfor.Theelderofthewomencameforwardandspoketothepriest,biddinghimwelcome.Thereceptionlookedasifithadbeenrehearsed,bothwomenpainfullyanxioustodowhatwasright.

    Thereappearedsomelittlemisunderstanding,andIwastoodazedwiththecold--whichIhadonlyfullyfeltwhenIgotoffthecarandfoundmylegscramped--tocometotherescueasinterpreter.TheSpanishFriar

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    wasaccustomedtotheselittleembarrassments,andhehadamannerofmeetingthemwithasmile.Themisunderstandingandtheembarrassmentseemedtothawtheformalityofthereception.Thewomenlookedrelieved.Theywereobviouslynotexpectedtosayanything,andtheyhadnofearnowthattheywouldbeputtotheordealofmeetingapossiblysuperiorperson,onewhomightpatronisethem,makeaflutterintheirhome,appalthembyexpectingagreatdealofattention,inshort,be"veryEnglified."TheSpanishFriarhadveryquickintuitionsandsomesubtlewayofhisownforconveyinghisemotionsandhisrequirements.HewasinspiritnearertothepeasantrythanmanyoftheFriarswhothemselvescamefromthefleshofthepeasantry.Andthesetwopeasantwomen,veryquickinboththeirintuitionsandtheirintelligence,seemedattheverymomentofthebreakdownofthefirstattemptatconversationtounderstandhimandhetounderstandthem.TheelderofthewomenledthepriestintoaroomoffthekitchenwhereIknewKevinHoobanlayill.

    Theyoungerwomanputachairbeforethefireandinvitedmetositthere.WhileIsatbeforethefireIcouldhearthequickbutquietstepofherfeetaboutthekitchen,thelittleswishofhergarments.Presentlyshedrewneartothefireandheldoutaglass.Itcontainedwhatlookedlikediscolouredwater,verylikethewaterintheshallowriverwiththeshinglybottom.Imusthaveexpressedsomelittlesurprise,evendoubt,inmyface,forsheheldtheglasscloser,asif

    reassuringme.Therewassomethingthatinspiredconfidenceinhermanner.Itooktheglassandsippedtheliquid.Itleftahalf-burned,peatytasteinthemouth,andsomehowsmackedverynativeinitsflavour.Ithoughtofthehills,thelonelybushes,theslowmovementofthechocolate-colouredriver,themenwiththeprimitivedarkfacesunderthebroad-brimmedhats,theirmysterious,evendramaticwayofgroupingthemselvesaroundthelightedhouse.Thepeatyliquidseemedabrewoutofthesameatmosphere.Iknewitwaspoteen.AndinamomentIfeltitcoursingthroughmybody,warmingmyblood.Theyoungwomanstoodbythefire,halfinshadow,halfintheyellowflameoftheturffire,herattitudequietbuttense,veryalertforanymovementinthesickroom.

    Thedooroftheroomstoodslightlyopen,andthelowmurmuroftheFriar'svoicerecitingaprayerinLatincouldbeheard.Theyoungwomansighed,herbosomrisingandfallinginaquickbreathofpain.ThenshemadethesignoftheCross.

    "Mybrotherisverylow,"shesaid,sittingdownbythefireafteratime.Hereyeswereuponthefire.HerfacewaslesshardthanthefacesIhadseenonthehills.Shelookedgood-natured.

    "Ishelongill?"

    "Thislongwhile.Buttolookathimyouwouldconceithewasassoundasatrout.Firsthewasmoody,mopingabouttheplace,andnoway

    wishfulforcompany.Hourshewouldspendbelowatthebuttofthemeadow,nearbythewater,sittingunderthethornbushandheplayinguponthefideg.Thenhebegantolosetheuseofhislimbs,andcryingheusedtobewithinintheroom.Someofthepeoplewhohaveknowledgesayheislyingunderacertaininfluence.Hecannotspeaknow.TheholyFriarwillknowwhatisbesttobedone."

    WhentheFriarcameoutoftheroomhewasdivestinghimselfoftheembroideredstolehehadputoverhisshoulders.

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    Thewhite-cappedoldwomanhadexcitementinherfaceasshefollowedhim.

    "Kevinspoke,"shesaidtotheother."Helookedupattheblessedmanandhemadeanoffertocrosshimself.Icouldnothearthewordshewasspeaking,thatsofttheycomefromhislips."

    "Kevinwilllive,"saidtheyoungerwoman,catchingsomeoftheexcitementofhermother.Shestoodtensely,drawnupnearthefire,gazingvacantlybutintentlyacrossthekitchen,asifshewouldwillitsopassionatelythatKevinshouldlivethathewouldlive.Shemovedsuddenly,swiftly,noiselesslyacrosstheflooranddisappearedintotheroom.

    Thepriestsatbythefireforsometime,theoldwomanstandingby,respectful,buthereyesriveteduponhimasifshewouldpluckfromhimallthesecretsofexistence.Thepriestwasconscious,alittleuneasy,andalittleamused,atthisabnormalscrutiny.Someshufflingsoundedoutsidethehouseasifadroveofshyanimalshadcomedownfromthemountainandapproachedthedwelling.Presentlythedoorcreaked.Ilookedatituneasily.Theatmosphereoftheplace,thefumesofthepoteeninmyhead,theheatofthefire,hadgivenmeamorepowerfulimpressionofthemysterious,theweird.Nothingshowedatthedoorforsometime,butIkeptmyeyeuponit.Iwasrewarded.Aclusterofheads

    andshouldersofmen,swarthy,gloomy,someawfulforebodingintheexpressionoftheirfaces,hungroundthedoorandpeeredsilentlydownattheFriarseatedatthefire.AgainIhadthesensethattheywouldnotbesurprisedtoseeanysortofapparition.Theheadsdisappeared,andtherewasmoreshufflingoutsidethewindowsasifshyanimalswerehoveringaroundthehouse.Thedoorcreakedagain,andanotherbunchofheadsandshouldersmadeaclusteraboutit.Theylooked,asfarasIcouldseethem,thesamegroupofheads,butIhadthefeelingthattheywerefreshspectators.Theyweretakingtheirviewinturn.

    Thepriestventuredsomeconversationwiththewomanofthehouse.

    "DoyouthinkwillKevinlive,Father?"

    "Heshouldhavemorecourage,"theFriarsaid.

    "Wewillallhavemorecouragenowthatyouhavereadoverhim."

    "Keepthefaith.ItisallinthehandsofGod.ItisonlywhatispleasingtoHimthatwillcometopass."

    "BlessedbeHisHolyName."Thewomaninclinedherheadasshespokethewords.Thepriestrosetogo.

    Theyounggirlcameoutoftheroom."Kevinwilllive,"shesaid."Hespoketome."Hereyeswereshiningasshegazedathermother.

    "Couldyoutellwhatwordshespoke?"

    "Icould.Hesaid,'InthemonthofApril,whenthewaterrunsclearintheriver,Iwillbeplayingthefideg.'ThatiswhatKevinsaid."

    "Whentheriverisclear--playingthefideg,"theelderwomanrepeated,somelookoftrouble,almostterror,inherface."ThecrossofChristbetweenhimandthatfideg!"

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    ThepriestwasmovingtothedoorandIfollowed.AsIdidsoIgotaglimpse,throughthepartlyopenroomdoor,oftheinvalid.Isawthelong,pallid,nervous-lookingfaceofayoungmanonthepillow.Alightfellonhisbrow,andIthoughtithadtheheight,andthearch,thegoodshapeslopingbackwardtothelonghead,ofamusician.Theeyeswereshiningwithanunnaturalbrightness.Itwasthefaceofanartist,anidealist,intensified,idealised,byillness,bysuffering,byexcitement,andIwonderedifthevisionwhichKevinHoobanhadofplayingthefidegbytheriver,whenitranclearinApril,wereavisionofhisheavenorhisearth.

    Weleftthehouse.PatchKeetlywastakingtheloopfromatraceasheharnessedthemareintheyellowlightofastablelantern.Wemountedthecar.Thegroupsofmendrewaboutus,theirmovementsagainsoundingliketheshufflingofshyanimalsonthesod,andtheybrokesilenceforthefirsttime.

    TherewasmoresaidaboutKevinHooban.Fromvariousallusions,vagueandunsubstantial,littletouchesinthekind,musicalvoices,IgatheredthattheybelievedhimtobeundertheinfluenceoftheGoodPeople.Thesenseofmysteryandill-omencamebacktome,andIcarriedawayamemoryofthedarkfiguresofthepeoplegroupedaboutthelonelylightedhouse,standingthereinsorrowfortheflute-player,thegrassattheirfeetsparklingwithfrost.

    THESHOEMAKER

    Obeyingadomesticmandate,Padnawrappedapairofbootsinpaperandtookthemtotheshoemaker,whooperatedbehindawindowinaquietstreet.

    TheshoemakerseemedtoPadnaamelancholyman.Heworegreatspectacles,hadawhitepatchofforehead,andtwogreatbumpsuponit.

    Padnaconcludedthatthebumpshadbeenencouragedbytheprofessionalnecessityofconstantlyhanginghisheadoverhisknees.

    TheshoemakerinvitedPadnatositdowninhisworkshop,whichhedid.Padnathoughtitmustbeverydrearytosittherealldayamongoldandnewboots,piecesofleather,boxesofbrasseyelets,awls,knives,andpunchers.Nowondertheshoemakerwasamelancholy-lookingman.

    Padnamaintainedadiscreetsilencewhiletheshoemakerturnedhiscriticalglassesuponthebootshehadbroughthimforrepair.SuddenlythegreatglasseswereturneduponPadnahimself,andtheshoemakeraddressedhiminavoiceofamazingpleasantness.

    "Whendidyouhearthecuckoo?"heasked.

    Padna,atfirststartled,pulledhimselftogether."Yesterday,"hereplied.

    "Didyoulookatthesoleofyourbootwhenyouheardhim?"theshoemakerasked.

    "No,"saidPadna.

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    "Well,"saidtheshoemaker,"wheneveryouhearthecuckooforthefirsttimeinthespringalwayslookatthesoleofyourrightboot.Thereyouwillfindahair.Andthathairwilltellyouthekindofawifeyouwillget."

    TheshoemakerpickedalonghairfromthesoleofPadna'sbootandhelditupinthelightofthewindow.

    "You'llbemarriedtoabrown-hairedwoman,"hesaid.Padnalookedatthehairwithoutfear,favour,oraffection,andsaidnothing.

    Theshoemakertookhisplaceonhisbench,selectedahalf-madeshoe,gotitbetweenhisknees,andbegantostitchwithgreatgusto.Padnaadmiredtheskilfulmannerinwhichhemadetheholeswithhisawlanddrewthewax-endwithrapidstrokes.Padnaabandonedtheimpressionthattheshoemakerwasamelancholyman.Hethoughtheneversatnearamansooptimistic,somentallyemancipated,sodetachedfromtheindignityofhisoccupation.

    "Theseareverysmallshoesyouarestitching,"saidPadna,makinghimselfagreeable.

    "Theyare,"saidtheshoemaker."Butdoyouknowwhomakesthesmallestshoesintheworld?Youdon't?Well,well!...Thesmallestshoesinthe

    worldaremadebytheclurichaun,acousinoftheleprechaun.Ifyoucreepuponthewestsideofafairyfortafterthesunhassetandputyoureartothegrassyou'llhearthetappingofhishammer.Anddoyouknowwhotheclurichaunmakesshoesfor?Youdon't?Well,well!...Hemakesshoesfortheswallows.Oh,indeedtheydo,swallowswearshoes.Twiceayearswallowswearshoes.Theyweartheminthespring,andagainatthefalloftheyear.Theywearthemwhentheyflyfromoneworldtoanother.AndtheycrosstheDeadSea.DidyoueverheartelloftheDeadSea?Youdid.Well,well!...NobirdeveryetflewacrosstheDeadSea.Anyofthemthattrieditdroppedandsanklikeastone.Sotheswallows,whentheycometotheDeadSea,getdownonthebank,andtheretheclurichaunshavemillionsofshoeswaitingforthem.TheswallowsputontheirshoesandwalkacrosstheDeadSea,steppingon

    brightyellowandblackstepping-stonesthatshineacrossthewaterlikealovelycarpet.Anddoyouknowwhatthestepping-stonesacrosstheDeadSeaare?Theyarethebacksofsleepingfrogs.Andwhentheswallowsareallsafeacrossthefrogswakenupandbegintosing,forthenitisknownthesummerwillcome.Didyouneverhearthatbefore?No?Well,well!"

    Acat,friendlyastheshoemakerhimself,leaptontoPadna'slap.Theshoemakershiftedtheshoehewasstitchingbetweenhisknees,puttingtheheelwherethetoehadbeen.

    "Doyouknowwheretheyfirstdiscoveredelectricity?"heasked.

    "InAmerica,"Padnaventured.

    "No.Inthebackofacat.HewasabigbuckChinesecat.Everyhaironhimwassevenincheslong,incolourgold,andthickascopperwire.HewastheonlycatwhoeverlookedonthefaceoftheEmpressofChinawithoutblinking,andwhentheEmperorsawthathecalledhimoverandstrokedhimontheback.NosoonerdidtheEmperorofChinastrokethebuckcatthanbackhefellonhisplushthrone,asdeadashisancestors.SotheycalledinsevenwisedoctorsfromthesevenwisecountriesoftheEasttofindoutwhatitwaskilledtheEmperor.And

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    aftersevenyearstheydiscoveredelectricityinthebackboneofthecat,andsignedaproclamationthatitwasfromtheshockofittheEmperorhaddied.WhentheAmericansreadtheproclamationtheydecidedtodowhateverkillinghadtobedoneasthecathadkilledtheEmperorofChina.TheAmericansarelikethat--allforimitatingroyalfamilies."

    "Hasthiscatanyelectricityinher?"Padnaasked.

    "Shehas,"saidtheshoemaker,drawinghiswax-end."Butshe'sacivilisedcat,notlikethevulgarfellowinChina,andcivilisedcatshidetheirelectricitymuchascivilisedpeoplehidetheirfeelings.ButonedaylastsummerIsawhershowingherelectricity.Amonstrousblackratcameprowlingfromthebrewery,abaldpatchonhisheadandapiecemissingfromhislefthaunch.Toseethatfellowcomingupoutofagulletandsteppingupthestreet,inthemiddleofthebroaddaylight,you'dimaginehewasthecountyinspectorofpolice."

    "Anddidshefighttherat?"Padnaasked.

    Theshoemakerputtheshoeonalastandbegantotapwithhishammer."Shedidfighthim,"hesaid."Shewentouttohimtwirlinghermoustaches.Helaydownonhisback.Shelaydownonherside.Theykeptgrinningandsparringateachotherlikethatforhalfanhour.Atlast

    themonstrousratgotupinafuryandcomeather,thefangsstripped.Sheswungroundtheyard,doubledintwo,makingcircleslikeaCatherine-wheelabouthimuntiltheoldblackguardwasmesmerised.Andifyouweretoseethebulkofhertailthen,allherelectricitygoneintoit!Shecaughthimwithablowofitunderthejowl,andhefellinaswoon.Shestoodoverhim,herbacklikethebendofahoop,thetailbeatingabouther,andasmileonthesideofherface.Andthatwastheendofthemonstrousbreweryrat."

    Padnasaidnothing,butputthecatdownonthefloor.Whenshemadesomeefforttoregainhislaphesurreptitiouslysuggested,withthetipofhisboot,thattheirententewasatanend.

    Afewdropsofrainbeatonthewindow,andtheshoemakerlookedup,hisglassesshining,thebumpsonhisforeheadgleaming."DoyouknowthereasonGodmakesitrain?"heasked.

    Padna,whohadbeenlisteningtotheconversationoftwofarmerstheeveningbefore,replied,"Ido.Tomaketurnipsgrow."

    "Nonsense!"saidtheshoemaker,reachingoutforanawl."GodmakesitraintoremindusoftheDeluge.AndIdon'tmeantheDelugethatwasatallatall.ImeantheDelugethatistocome.Theworldwillbedrownedagain.Thebelly-bandoftheskywillgive,forthat'swhattherainbowis,anditonlymadeofcolours.Didyouneverknowuntilnowwhattherainbowwas?No?Well,well!...AsIwassaying,whenthe

    belly-bandoftheskyburststheDelugewillcome.Inoneminuteallthevalleysoftheearthwillbefilledup.Inthesecondminutethemountainswillbetopped.Inthethirdminutetheskywillbeemptiedanditsskingone,andtheearthwillbenomore.Therewillbenoark,noNoah,andnodove.Therewillbenothingonlyonegreatwasteofgreywaterandinthemiddleofitonegreenleaf.ThegreenleafwillbeasignthatGodhasgonetosleep,thetroubleoftheworldbanishedfromHismind.Sowheneveritrainsremembermywords."

    Padnasaidhewould,andthenwenthome.

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    II

    WhenPadnacalledontheshoemakerforthebootsthathadbeenleftforrepairtheywerealmostready.Thetipsonlyremainedtobeputontheheels.Padnasatdowninthelittleworkshop,andundertheagreeableinfluenceoftheplacehemadeboldtoasktheshoemakerifhehadgrownuptobeashoemakerasthegeraniumhadgrownuptobeageraniuminitspotonthewindow.

    "What!"exclaimedtheshoemaker."DidyouneverheartellthatIwasfoundinthecountryunderaheadofcabbage?No!Well,well!Whatdotheytalktoyouathomeaboutatall?"

    "Themostthingtheytellme,"saidPadna,"istogotobedandgetupinthemorning.Whatisthenameoftheplaceinthecountrywheretheyfoundyou?"

    "Gobstown,"saidtheshoemaker."ItwasthemostmiserableplacewithintheringofIreland.Itlayundertheblightofagoodlandlord,nobetter.Thatwasitsmisfortune,andespeciallymymisfortune.IftheGobstownlandlordwasnotsuchagoodlandlordit'sdrivingontheboxofanempireIwouldbeto-dayinsteadofwhackingtipsontheheelsof

    yourboots.Howcouldthatbe?I'lltellyouthat."InGobstownthetenantsroseupanddemandedareductionofrent;thegoodlandlordgaveittothem.Theyroseupagainanddemandedanotherreductionofrent;hegaveittothem.Theywentonrisingup,askingreductions,andgettingthem,untiltherewasnorentleftforanyonetoreduce.Thelandlordwasasgoodandaspoorasourbest.

    "AndwhileallthiswasgoingonGobstownwassurroundedbyestateswheretherewerethemostferociouslandlords--rack-renting,absentee,evictinglandlords,landlordsaswildastigers.Andthesetigerlandlordswereleapingattheirtenantsandtheirtenantsslashingbackatthemasbesttheycould.Nothing,mydear,butbloodandthemusicof

    grape-shotandshoutsinthenightfromthejungle.InGobstownwehadtositdownandlookon,pretending,moryah,thatwewereashappyasthedaywaslong.

    "NotascalpwaseverbroughtintoGobstown.Nomanofuseverwentoutonanadventurewhichmightbringhimhomeagainthroughthemouthofthecountyjail.Notasecretenterprisethatmightbecomeagreatpublicexcitementwaseverhatched,nottospeakofbeinglaunched.Wehadnotasmuchasafife-and-drumband.Wedidnotknowhowtoplayatinwhistleorbeatuponthetintinnabulum.Weneverwavedagreenflag.Wehadnotabranchofanykindofaleague.Wehadnomenofskilltodraftaresolution,inditeathreateningletter,drawacoffin,skull,andcross-bones,fightapoliceman,orevenmakeaspeech.Wewerenever

    adelegateataconvention,anenvoytoAmerica,adivisionalexecutive,adeputation,orademonstration.Wewerenothing.Wewiltedundertheblightofourgoodlandlordasthegreenstalkwiltsunderthefrostoftheblacknight....Handmethatknife.Theonewiththewoodenhandle.

    "Indesperationweusedrouseourselvesandmarchintothedemonstrationsonotherestates.Wewereasmallandanunknowntribe.TheGobstowncontingentalwaysbroughtuptherearoftheprocession--agawky,straggling,bad-stepping,hay-foot,straw-footlot!Theonlookershardlyglancedatus.Westoodfornothing.Wehadnoname.Oncewe

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    riggedupabannerwiththewordsonit,'GobstowntotheFront!'butstillwewereputtotheback,andwhenwewalkedthroughthistowntheservantgirlscameoutoftheirkitchens,laughedatus,andcalledout,'GobstowntotheBackoftheFront!'

    "Thefightingmencametous,tookusaside,andaskeduswhatweweredoinginGobstown.Wehadnocasetomake.Weofferedtobringforwardourgoodlandlordasashiningexample,toleadourlambforwardinorderthathemightshowuptheman-eatersontheotherestates.Theorganiserswereallhostile.Theywouldnotallowusintotheprocessionsanymore.Ifwecouldbringforwardsomesortofroaringblackdevilwewouldbemorethanwelcome.Shiningexampleswerenotinfavour.Weweresenthomeindisgraceandbrokeup.Asthepreacherssay,ourlaststatewasworsethanourfirst.

    "Webecamesullenanddrowsyandfatanddull.Wegottohatethesightofeachother,somuchsothatwebegantopayourrentsbehindeachother'sbacks,atfirstthereducedrents,then,galedaybygaleday,wegotbacktotheoriginalrent,andkeptonpayingit.Ourgoodlandlordtookhisrentsandsaidnothing.GobstownbecamethemostaccursedplaceinallIreland.Brothercouldnottrustbrother.Andtherewereourneighboursgoingfromonesensationtoanother.Theywereaslivelyastrout,asenterprisingasgoats,asintelligentasCorkmen.Theywerethinandeagerandgood-tempered.Theyatevery

    little,drankwater,sleptwell,menwithhardknuckles,cleanbowels,andpaleeyes.Anythingtheyhitwentdown.Theywerealwaysreadytogotothegallowsforeachother.

    "Ihadafamouscousinononeoftheseestates,andIsupposeyouheardofhim?Youdidn't!Whataretheyteachingyouatschoolatall?Latingrammar?Well,well!...Mycousinwasaclumsyfellowwithonlyalittleofmiddlingkindofbrains,butabitoffightinhim.Yetlookatthewayhegoton,andlookatme,shoddinglittleboyslikeyourself!Iwasbornunderaluckystarbutmycousinwasbornunderaluckylandlord--aferociousfellowwhogotintoagarretinLondonandkeptroaringacrossatIrelandformoreandmoreblood.EverytimeIthoughtofthatoldskinofamanhowlingintheLondongarretIsaidtomyself,'He'llbe

    themakingofmycousin.'Andso,indeed,hewas.Threeagentswerebroughtdownonmycousin'sestate.Statetrialswererunninglikegreatplaysinthecourthouse.Bloodwasalwaysup.Theyhadsixfife-and-drumbandsandonebrassband.Theyhadgreenandgoldbannerswithharpsandstreamers,andmottoesinyellowlettering,thattookfourhardymentocarryonawindyday.TheheadsofthePeelerswerehardlyeveroutoftheirhelmets.Theresidentmagistrateroseonedayinthebosomofhisfamily,hiseyesclosed,tosaygracebeforemeals,andfromdintofhabithewaschantingtheRiotActoverthetableuntilhiswifeflewathimwith,'Howdareyou,George!Themuttonisquiteallright!'Littleboysnobiggerthanyourselfwalkingalongtheroadstoschoolinthatsplendidestatecouldjumpupontheditchandmakegoodspeeches.

    "Mycousin'sminutebooks--hewassecretaryofeverything--wouldstockabook-shop,andwerenotedforbeautifulexpressions.Hewastheauthoroftenstylesofresolutionconstruction.AnenemychristenedhimResolvingKavanagh.Everytimeheresolvedtostandwherehealwaysstoodherevolved.Everybodyputupathishouse.HewasseeninmoretorchlightprocessionsthanBryanO'Lynn.AroominhishousewasdecoratedinabeautifulschemeofilluminatedaddresseswithborderdesignsfromtheBookofKells.Thehomesofthepeoplewerefullofthestumpsofburned-downcandles,theremainsofgreatilluminationsformycousinwheneverhecameoutofprison.ItellyounoliewhenI

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    saythatthatclumsycousinofminebecamecleverandpolished,allthroughpurepractice.Hehadthebestoftutors.TheskinofalandlordintheLondongarret,hisagents,theirunderstrappers,removablemagistrates,judges,Crownsolicitors,countyinspectorsofpolice,sergeants,constables,secretservicemen,--alldrovehimfromfametofameuntilintheendtheychasedhimouttheonlygapthatwasleftopentothelikeofhim--theEnglishParliament.Thinkofthestreakofthatman'scareer!AndtherewasI,amanofcapacityandbrains,bornwiththegoldenspoonoftalentinmymouth,deadtotheworldinGobstown!Iwasrottinglikeaturnipunderthebestandthemostaccursedoflandlords.IntheendIcouldnotstandit--nomanofspiritcould.

    "OnedayItookdownmyashplant,spatonmyfist,andsetoutformycousin'splace.Hegavemenowelcome.IinformedhimastohowthelandlayinGobstown.Isaidwemustbeallowedtomakeanameforourselvesastheproducersofashiningexampleofalandlord.Mycousinlethisheadlieoveralittletoonesideandthensaid,'Inthiscountryshiningexamplesoughtonlybeusedwiththegreatestmoderation.'Helookedoutthroughthewindowandaftersometimesaid,'ThatGobstownlandlordisthemostdangerouslunaticinallIreland.''Howisthat?'saidI.'Because,'saidmyfamouscousin,'hehasaperfectheart.'Heputhisheadovertotheotherside,lookedatmeandsaid,'IfGobstowndoesnotdosomethinghemaybethemeansofdestroyingusall.''How?'

    saidI.'Hemaybecomecontagious,'saidmycousin.'OnlythinkofhisexamplebeingfollowedandIrelandturnedintoonevasttractofGobstowns!Wouldnotanyfateatallbebetterthanthat?'Iwhoknewsaid,'Godknowsitwould.'

    "Mycousinsighedheavily.Heturnedfromme,leavingmestandingthereinthekitchen,andIsawhimmovingwithaladdertotheloftoverhead.Thishemountedanddisappearedintheblackrafters.Icouldhearhimfumblingsomewhereunderthethatch.Presentlydownhecametheladder,aguninonehand,andafistfulofcartridgesintheother.Hespokenoword,andIspokenoword.Hecametomeandputtheguninmyhandandthehandfulofcartridgesinmypocket.Hewalkedtothefireandstoodtherewithhisbackturned.IstoodwhereIwas,aGobstownmohawk,with

    theguninmyhand.AtlastIsaid,'Whatisthisfor?'andgroundedthegunalittleonthefloor.Mycousindidnotansweratonce.Atlasthesaidwithoutmoving,'It'sforstirringyourtea,whatelse?'Ilookedathimandheremainedashewasand,thesweatbreakingoutonthebackofmyneck,Ileftthehouseandmadeacrossthefieldsforhome,thecartridgesrattlinginmypocketeveryditchIleapt,thefeeloftheguninmyhandbecomingmorefamiliarandmorefriendly.

    "AtlastIcametothesummitofalittlegreenhilloverlookingGobstown,andthereIsatmedown.ThesightofGobstownrosethegorgeinme.Nothingcameoutofitbutweakpuffsofturfsmokefromthechimneys--littlepallidthinstreaksthatwobbledinthewind.There,saysI,istheheightofGobstown.Andnosoundcameupoutofit

    exceptthecackleofgeese,andthenthebawlofanoldassinthebog.There,saysI,isthedepthofGobstown.AndrisingupfromthegreenhillI


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