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This is our newest newbie. He wants to learn how to fight.
Friend Monique,
who is this?
Oh. Hello! My name is Orion. This
is Friend Monique.
This is the tip. You use it to poke people.
This is the blade. You use it to slice people.
This is the guard. You use it to stop people from slicing you.
Arm
Head
Throat
Face
Leg
Chest Back
Your body is divided
into hit locations.
If you pretend to be a Barbie Doll, the hit
locations are mostly decided by wherever your
plastic joints would be.
If you get hit in any hit location, act as though that entire part of you
no longer works.
Ah! My arm!
So if I hit Orion in the
arm….
(It’s really behind
my back.)
He pretends
it’s no longer there.
The head, chest, and back are “kill locations.” If you get hit
there, you are “dead” and the fight ends.
You shouldn’t aim for those places, because it’ll
probably hurt. But if you get hit there, you don’t take
any damage.
The face and throat are
considered “off target.”
That way, your opponent knows what you’ve lost.
If it’s a kill location, simply announce
“Dead.”
Any time you’re hit, you should
announce where you were hit.
Even if you’re hit in the face or throat,
you should still announce it.
We’re trying to cut people’s limbs off,
not break their bones.
This is a lightest-touch sport. Even a slight graze counts
as a hit.
Which means I still got you, even
though my sword barely touched
your chest.
If we had hit at the same time, it would
be called “simultaneous,” or
“simul.”
That’s another
word Friend
Mercius taught
me.Oh,
Mercius….
His arm was injured first, and you can’t
swing with an injured arm.
Anyway, there you have it. Now you
know all you need to know in order to
fight.
If you’d like, we can
spar-- Uh, Monique? Orion? A little help
over here?
Come on, Orion. It’s time to go rescue another plane of
existence.
You’re welcome to come too. It’s perfectly safe.
BOULDER!